This should be Interesting!....
Mine would be ''I think you need me in your life to keep that smile permanent''
Hahaahahhaahha might as well be proud about it huh!
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Tuesday, September 19, 2017
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They can like to invite to church eh..
ReplyDeleteGuy...telling us this from experience abiπππ
DeleteMc pinky
ππππππ
DeleteAtheist you are not a Christian how come you know?
Oh! I remember. They want you to accept God in your life...
Lol,true
Deleteπππππππ ππ
DeleteYou look 'similiar'! Are you frequent in this locality???
ReplyDeleteBecause he is not regular and you want to enter him like Bangdadadang.. πππ
DeleteLol.
DeleteU look like someone I use to know. Can I be ur friend?
You are so cute, can I get your number so we can know each other better over lunch or something.
DeleteOoooh lord! I can't think of any, awkward....
ReplyDeleteOfcos we must have been gisting...so d line will go..."I like u, I really like u alot,. Tell me more abt u"...
DeleteOoooh lord! I can't think of any, awkward....
ReplyDeleteCan ladies toast????
ReplyDeleteSee stellz punchline sef? If na me, I go just ask u, which smile???πππ
Ogbeni Ola..how u dey
DeleteLadies dey toast π now
Mc pinky
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DeleteOla Moneyyyy ππππ
DeleteWomen don't know it's not easy to toast.
Stella nwanyi oma that you toasting no enter... Lol
Sure ladies toast wella, if youre a guy & a lady has never hit on you, then youve not had somethg on you to catch their attention.
Deleteyimu see Atheist hyping himself.
DeleteLolz..
DeleteNa style style girls go take toast guys ooo..
Uhmm.. Waiting sha!!
Justified mom, if you see him you wont believe hes the one behind this atheist ID, ajebo looking cute guy
DeleteAnon 18:07 alias atheist,dis your desperate don three much
DeleteThe two anonymouses ahead! Is it ur desperate? Allow the guy sell himself...the world is a market πΉ, sell as u like
DeleteAnonymous Rasta
Hmmmmmmm...this one bad ooooo
ReplyDeleteLet me spread my mat while I send someone to buy me cold zobo
Mc pinky
You don join my babe yori yori princess dey drink zobo
DeleteSeems i know you somewhere, i saw you at my island?
ReplyDeleteLol
DeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Yori Yori Nwa ishi nini nne? ππ
I resemble your village person?
DeleteDontQuoteMe™
Lolz.. @your island?? Oga ooi
DeleteLet me read comments
ReplyDeleteHey! Do you have a pen? Cause I'm dropping my number. Better still i'll say, 'nice shirt and beautiful smile'.
DeleteHi,
ReplyDeleteI have never done this before, you must be special.
Kikikikikikkiki
Ofcourse I'm... What next!?
DeleteDontQuoteMe™
Hehehe!
DeleteElastic, i hope you are not looking for a boo here πππ. I am not as patient as Ed biko.
DeleteSandy Mama, Howdy
I am fine dear Lip...10x!
DeleteExcuse me your face looks familiar.
ReplyDeleteWe have a church program....
How are your girlfriends.
Double Yimu ....π
They too like to invite person to church.
DeleteI don't have time to play. I'll just gist with you for a while, then look deeply into your eyes And say "I like you".
DeleteCan i buy you a drink
ReplyDeleteWhy not... Include a plate of catfish peppersoup.
DeleteDontQuoteMe™
A plate filled with snails will do
DeleteHi. Hmm... You look like an enhanced version of my gorgeous cousin.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmm....this girl,u go Sabi snatch man well ooo
DeleteMc pinky
hahahahahahahahahaha no be small enhanced.
DeleteHope you are not eyeing my bank account? Lol
DeleteDontQuoteMe™
Hahahahaha
DeleteHey youuu, You sure know how make a woman wish... blah, blah, blah
ReplyDeleteWhat do you wish?
DeleteDontQuoteMe™
I don't do dis,,i like u,i think there is sometin we need to find out,,can we be frnds if u r ok wt it
DeleteI will just go straight to the point.
ReplyDeleteLike, I like you. Would you be mine??
#yinmu. I nor get the liver abeg.
Yours? Who are you?? You get money??? I dont want liability o! Lol
DeleteDontQuoteMe™
If it is for I like you, I get that kind liver if the guy is worth it π
DeleteI like you. Wanna go on a date?
ReplyDeleteSure... As long as the bill is on you.
DeleteDontQuoteMe™
Definitely Definitely the bill is/are on her ooo
DeleteI can't fit o. For where? So he can go behind me and gossip to his friends?
ReplyDeleteI lost my number, can I have yours??π
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahahahaha, how you wan take call am when you don lost your number?
DeleteLMAO and if I was the guy,I'd reply 'what are you high with?
Delete0809ja...
DeleteDontQuoteMe™
You are high on alcoholic oxygenated coke
DeleteStep aside babe, mo fe sare ri e briefly. Look into my eyes, what do you see? You'll see love. Mo feran e t'okan t'okan, t'inu t'inu. Lo ro kan sha, mo fe ka di t'oko t'aya. ππππ
ReplyDeleteSince most guys like to hear about sex. Will tell him i love to have some good time with him in the other room. That i have been so crazy about him n will like to feel his strength.
ReplyDeleteπππππ
DeleteFree sex?
Abeg I go run.
You wan give me HIV or suffer me in your spirit world ? Me no like spirit wife abeg, because you get plan
I'm available in case you mean it...
DeleteDontQuoteMe™
Ain't that cheap?
DeleteDude will just gbensh, clean mouth and waka.
DeleteExcept if you are ok with that.
Elastic u say what??πππ
DeleteI can't even do anything with her, even my dick will refuse to rise up to an ovation clap.
That's too cheap.
Ion like cheap girls, and ion like it when a girl takes months to say yes..
I just bone n free u
ππππ
DeleteI like you, can i be your girlfriend?
ReplyDeleteNah... You are married.
DeleteDontQuoteMe™
Lol so what if i'm married
DeleteHi, can you help me with a tip to make this headache go away
ReplyDeleteFollow me to my room..
DeleteDontQuoteMe™
I have grown fond of you over the past few weeks or months i don't mind us take the friendship to the next level thats as if you don't mind I like your ready
ReplyDeleteSerious?.. Prove it!
DeleteDontQuoteMe™
Hi. My name is Portia and I know you have been destined to be Antonio......
ReplyDeleteHi, with an enticing smile and in a subtle voice
ReplyDelete''Hi, I love your shoes (or shirt or belt), would you mind inroducing me to your dealer cos I would love to buy something similar for my favorite cousin's birthday.
Would do think?
Lolz..
DeleteI no go gree sef..
*Introducing
Delete*What do you say/think
Lol
Deleteππππππ
Nne na just to give you the seller's number and leave you there
Thats not a problem...*Hands her the dealer's number*
DeleteDontQuoteMe™
ππππosheyyy! Favourite cousin. Lmao
Delete**what Do you think?
ReplyDeletebaby I will take care of you pass nanny#inmayorkun'svoice
ReplyDeleteO boi! Ya mama born you well and you are beautiful sorry handsome to me...
DeleteAs in tahtah eku na aka..? ππππ
DeleteLols... Nanny dey give me scissors kick and reverse cowgirl. Plus she sabi sing with my microphone.. You fit?
DeleteDontQuoteMe™
One once claimed she spotted me in her church and then I requested to know the colour and type of cloth I had on on the day in question and she mentioned something completely off. She didn't come to me I went to her when I saw just how much she kept staring when I walked pass. Lol.
ReplyDeleteKikikikikikiki... how did it go?
DeleteI will be like, I like you! Can we be more than friends? Hahahahaha π
ReplyDeleteYou try ooo...
DeleteChoi! I no go fit.
DeleteI have someone already... Except you dont mind.
DeleteDontQuoteMe™
Hahahahahaπππ this is so much fun!
DeleteYour room must have a terrific view dude...
ReplyDeleteAnd another one ready to bite the dust.
DeleteUncle Bolaji come carry ooooπππ
DeleteOyea! Especially during a cold night.
DeleteDontQuoteMe™
Heres the best method i can remember.... im sure id be helping some ladies 2day...
ReplyDeleteA lady walked pass me im the banking hall, i didnt notice her initially cus i was moody that day, plus the crowd i met there, so she walked back to me & said.. "Sorry to take ur time", i was already stretching my biro to her cus na for bank them beg biro pass... so she said, oh no it was ur fragrance that caught my attention, so we both smiled & i gave her my attention. She asked if it was "Tom ford".. so i said no, its actually Carolina Herrera, & i dislike sharing the name of my fragrance, i love smelling unique... so i wasnt specific which C.Herrera, she further asked if the bottle was silver... i rssponded no its actually sea blue, so she proceeded to say "would it inappropriate if u could snap the bottle & send to my whatsapp wen ure less busy at home"? i almost wanted to google it right there but she was cute also, so i obliged & said okay, then she asked 4my number.. funny thg is it took us 2days b4 i sent the pic cus we started talkn about a whole lot 4getn the perfume..
Howfar...
DeleteGist never complete ooooππππ
How did it go???
You can't b my friend oo.. How ll u not finish gist?
What happened after?
Did she come to your place?
Oya oya jareππππ
Atheist Baba, let me raise Beyonce hand for you. Looool
DeleteSo what happened after, if she wasn't cute you wont have given her your number?
Nicely done!
DeleteShe obviously wasn't after the Perfume in the first place.
DeleteBaba oh!πππ
DeleteThat babe gave you close marking.π No escape routeπ
This is a very sharp move...
DeleteAtheist!!!π
DeleteOla, use ur imagination complete the dotted lines.
DeleteIf she looked like someone that thinks touring europe is an achievement or xtends lifespan, id google it right there 4 her 2 see, lol
Who thinks touring Europe is an achievement???
DeleteUhmmmmmπππππ what a EKAJOYful shade thrown.
Lol did you bang though?
DeleteAtheist I saw what you did there damn! πππππ
DeleteThis is so me
DeleteAtheist, I raise Beyonce hand for u. U is verrry badh dude. Lols
DeleteHahhahahahahaha
DeleteAtheist the Great!πππ
Baddddd boy! But u sef can do shakara for women. Have always suspected it. And This just confirmed itπ
#SelfConfidenceIsAnAttractiveQuality
Hahahhahahahahahaha
DeleteAtheist the Great!
I had to come back here!π
Cos your come backs are omg!π
LMAO π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£πππππ
Hahahaha I will say "guy you are my color oo" stupid line I heard back in the days and one nna bros told me same today.
ReplyDeleteπππππππ
Deleteπππππππππ
DeleteVery omataish toasting.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
ReplyDeleteRemove the 'F' in your name and replace it with 'L'.. Then i'll devour you.
DeleteDontQuoteMe™
Yo! Nice comeback
DeleteHey! Tie your shoes. I don't want you falling for anyone else.π
ReplyDeleteElastic please respond to this ☝️, thanks
DeleteLols...I belong to everybody
DeleteDontQuoteMe™
Baby u set my soul on firrrreee! Can I be your girl for a minute?
ReplyDeleteπππππππ
DeleteEbi like say you like person wey dey punish you. Person that I capable of setting your soul on fire you wan make he be your bf?
For just a minute!? Meet Ola... He is a one minute guy.
DeleteDontQuoteMe™
Not too enticing jare...
DeleteYou girls can't even toast..ππππ
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
ReplyDelete(Take a photo of him) I want to show my mom what my next boyfriend looks like.
ReplyDeleteThis type of girls are usually ugly.
DeleteDid I say so?
I'd just compliment something on him.
ReplyDeleteE.g Nice shoes. You must have really good taste.
As I drop the compliment, na movement I de oh like it's just what it is- a compliment. but in my mind it's 50-50.
If dude gets the 411, he should follow up and take it further π
*you must really have good taste
Deleteππππ
DeleteVery tasteful way of 'toasting'
Deleteπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
You flash some green light and let him pick up on thatπ
will defintely follow u ooo and take it further bedly....πππ
Deleteπππ
DeleteHmmm.....my kind of line. Pick their shirts, belts or shoes. Throw a a subtle flirt by passing a compliment, then take a walk and leave em' to figure you out
DeleteBloglord, no need for all that na, na to go straight to the point.
DeleteSlimqueen no naaa...
DeleteNa small small dem de take lick hot soupπ
Vivadrew your head is there✔ππ
Ola you no well oooππππ
Iphi'm beke, very 'tasteful' I tell you. πππππππ
As a sharp guy I expect him to be, he suppose follow the lead.
Yels baby!!!πππ
DeleteMake it Subtle.
Smile. But make it a hint of a smile.
Then let him do the chasingπ
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ReplyDeleteI just kent fit so dont want to even imagine jor.π
ReplyDeleteNwunne!π
DeleteNwunne sup?
Alalukwa taadinu?
I know you kent!
No be una again?π
Ada Ibe m!ππππ
Cool sis.π Inukwa?!πππ
DeleteMy liver no reach,the highest I can go is to be your friend but if I had such gots I would say Are you google? cause you got
ReplyDeleteeverything I have been searching for..
Lovely shirt you've got there and it sure looks great on you....and your charming smile, hmmm...insert a wink to go along with flirt (my own na flirt).
ReplyDeleteI can be nutty when i want to,if the guy is cute,i could tell him straight up and walk away but to ask him out?kukuma kii me
ReplyDelete#Words are like keys.
ReplyDeleteIf you choose them right, they can open any heart and shut any mouth*
Kidjo choose ur words right & unlock his heart.
DeleteI'll compliment something he has on... Shirt, shoes, belt or if he smells nice
ReplyDeleteHI, nice shoes (with my beautiful smile and eyes), he just has to know what I'm on about..
I can't go and be doing something else please. After that line above, the way the guy will follow up, in future, he won't rememver I said nice she is first with a smile. Because she will talk about how he wooed me for long ππ
In church pastor called me out (I wasnt expecting it) I was rushing forward and I needed to drop the jotter I was holding, I acted as if he was the only one around, I just handed him the jotter then shake my small nyash commot. At the close of service, he patiently waited for me to take my jotter back (I knew that would happen) I took it back with my gorgeous smile. That was how me n bobo became friends kos he took my number. He's a sweet guy.
ReplyDelete#ashewooosister......lol
Awwwwww
DeleteI actually like thisππ
LMAO @ ashawooo sisterπ€£π€£πππ