Tuesday IHN

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OREOLUWA COVERS IN HOUSE NEWS

Hi....am Ohreybabes, I really love ur blog.
You re really doing a good job. Kudos to u!

Please fellow Bee vees.....Contact me on 08060042340/08141117300 for 

quality and affordable makeover........
August training is on


This make up is so so Beautiful...gosh!!!

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MRS SULE AND FIREFLY COVER IHN

Good day ma'am greetings from me and my firefly ,hope we qualify for face of ihn. 

LOL:...has she started making talking noises?she looks like she was sounding you one of those long talks...'atatatatatatatta amamamammama.''




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HAPPY BIRTHDAY IYA PORF

Stella I am BV with a blog ID I will like to keep hidden for now, but please help me post this picture of my mom popular known as (iya porf), shes a blog visitor also and today 8th of August is her birthday.



I just want to wish her a Happy birthday and thank her for all she has done for us her kids.
We want her to know that we love her and we appreciate her for ever sacrifice she has made to see us through life.

It's not easy raising 4 kids alone in this country but she did it .
Attached her her pictures and thank you for your amazing platform. God bless you and our wonderful Bv's


Ten gbosa's for IYA PORF

*Gbosa!
Gbosa!!
Gbosa!!!



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TEACHERS NEEDED AT BRIDGE INTERNATIONAL ACADEMIES

We are a global network of nursery and primary schools that sets children on the path to a BRIGHTER future. As we deliver world-class education using our innovative curriculum, we are looking for passionate and qualified teachers [NCE, BED & MED] who care about children to work in our schools.



As a Bridge teacher, you will be trained and equipped with the best technology to access and deliver lessons in your classroom while also impacting the lives of children in your community. Are you interested in joining our team? Are you interested in changing the way the world sees education? Do you live in the Ikorodu, Ojo, Badagry, Alimosho, Ibeju Lekki and Ijaiye axis?

Send your CV to care@bridge.sch.ng or call 07003332222.


Please share with your contacts or anyone you know that qualifies and may be interested.

EKA JOY CHECK THIS OUT....

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BAKER NEEDED IN EKITI

I need a good baker for my sister's wedding. Its nothing big so I dont need someone with a 'cut throat' price. 
If you reside in Ekiti and you're good with making cakes please send a mail to funkebabie@yahoo.co.uk and if you have an IG page you can include it in the mail.



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SECOND HAND SUIT NEEDED

Please is there anyone who sells felly used suit  (second hand) skirt suit.  Am presently in camp for convention and the cold is just too much and am very rich as I can't afford to buy a new one. And wearing of jacket has been made compulsory to officiate in my parish on Sundays. Please if you have for sale or know anybody who sells am a size 10 and can be reached on hopeloveu22@yahoo.com . Thank you.



LMAO@felly...nice slang,will pick it up by the side.



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APARTMENT NEEDED URGENTLY

 Please i'm in need of 2 bedroom en-suite apartment around Gbagada Lagos. Please my budget is around 300k to 350k. All other fees will be paid but i wouldn't mind directly from the Landlord if possible. I can be reach on this line 070844229740.




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A Room in London

My sister needs a place to stay in London.
She will be going on vacation for at least a month Sept or October. Pls any one that knows someone that knows someone willing to let out a standard room for the short period at an Affordable and Reasonable rate. Pls contact Me by sending a mail to 

ask4inno@yahoo.co.nz

Thank you and God Bless you Stella.




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Nanny/Au Pair wanted in London/North East.

 Salary is negotiable, working pattern would be Monday - Friday. Position would be a live in one (during weekdays) but if you live within commuting distance there won't be a need to stay with us. Only one child below the age of 10 would need to be looked after. 

Send applications to nanny.aupair.uk579@gmail.com if you (or someone you know) is/are looking to fill such a role. 





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A POEM FOR OZUBULU

Abum Ozubulu. Je suis  Ozubulu

But weep not Ozubulu.

Chickens always come home, to roost. 

We have troubled South Africa. We have sent criminals to it. They have reached there and menaced the society. And they have brought back drug and blood money.

We will pay . We must pay.

When ever they react, we cry xenophobia. But we have been more than just  nuisance there. We have sown drugs, guns and banditry in their land. They will reap the fruits. They are reaping plentifully. But we will reap a million times more than them.

Boys leave the village and return with bags of money and we clap. They donate to the village and donate to the church. And they become role models. They build mansions and they become sign posts.........turn left after the white and red castle.

 They are not thieves. They are made chiefs. 

We ask no questions. We refuse to ask questions. We know the answers. We don't want to know! They are businessmen. They are philanthropists. They are children of God........ I wish I had a son like him'.

They will come back. They, their guns, the drugs and their violence.

Weep not Ozubulu. Someday it would be someone else . And it could be a holy  message from Malaysia. 

Je suis Ozubulu! Abum Ozubulu

        - Ugo Egbujo




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ITEMS FOR SALE IN JOS
Stella Dear, please I'm relocating from Jos and I want to sell these items,they are slightly used.
Weaving machine 20,000
Female mannequin 11,000.

Please anyone who has a used dummy head for sale in Aba or Portharcourt should contact me.

interested buyers can reach me on uzoqamaka8@gmail.com or call 08136804048.

God bless.

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IN HOUSE MEMO

You guys should take it easy,i never start in house news advert ooooo.
I am just trying to help out a few but the bombarding is beginning,the advertising benefits was so abused on this platform,i i dont think i ever wanna do it like before again...

I can do memes..what ever have to sell,keep it short and turn it into a meme so that we can see what is it is with the text in the fotos please.
Thank you

As for those who wanted me to connect them to the guy who wants a wife,i cannot forward several contacts to ONE PERSON cos most of you are too beautiful and that might encourage him to double date and be distracted...This weekend why dont we do a little singles mingles post so that the guys currently looking can pick their choices from the way you post about yourself....

Yesterday I introduced Ndidi to Rexy and I pray they work out.

Is Saturday or Sunday Okay for you guys?




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THE SINGLE GIRLS RANTS

Please just allow me rant abeg….

In the last couple of months, I have met 3 guys….. Luckily I got to meet them through their friends.


GUY ONE

The first one is based in **** . He was supposed to do something official for me, last year, but somehow one thing led to another and we ‘fell in love’ more like Lust oooo.

I asked him specifically, are you married? This guy said NO,HE IS NOT MARRIED. The relationship was getting stronger so I decided to do some background check from the referrer.

Please is Mr. Edward marriedß he was like, why am I asking? I said, I know it was supposed to be official but somehow we fell for each other and we have been dating (I AM SINGLE) - He Said, Madam!!!! No be dat one I send you o.

Yes HE IS MARRIED, EVEN EXPECTANT AT THE MOMENT! I asked again, is the wife there with him in *******, he said Yes, she is even pregnant!!! (As if to let me know what he meant by expectant).

He was heartbroken and told me that it happens a lot with guys over there. They are never truthful and you cannot vouch for them. He encouraged me and I moved on…..



GUY TWO

The second guy- A friend to a friend, started asking me out, I was single at the time, BUT was devastated as a result of that guy from last year and decided to just stay off dating for some time. This guy made sure he brought me out of my shell, made me change my mind and I agreed to date him. I asked again, are you married- this guy denied saying- I AM NOT MARRIED! Some things were not right. The RED FLAGS were-

He is the only one that visits me, I cannot visit him. I am usually not the visiting type but I should know where someone I am dating, lives at least. When I bring it up he will say, I will visit him, I should relax.

He was also very pushy about money matters. He always had one issue he needed to sort out every other time.

He was all up in my face with the sorry face…. Pressured me about cash and even sent the vibes about what time they pay my Salary and if I can borrow him blablabla, he will drop his car as a proof that he will pay…..

I decided to give him spare cash that someone gifted me (7k) at work that day. And up till now he has not paid.

I added him on Facebook, he refused to accept the request till date.

I never mentioned it till date to him that I knw his marital status. How I got to know- I called up our mutual friends one day and started gisting normally and just threw in the question- How is *****? He replied, he should be fine, he is married now sef, got married September last year, Oh my God! ….

Do you know that if I even call the guy he doesn’t pick calls anymore, I sent him texts that he should return my cash… that it’s my hard earned money and he was practically begging to have it. So I should not beg to get it back.




GUY THREE

I met this dude one month ago. He is so sweet. Maybe because na my fellow Warri guy (did I tell u that I grew up in Warri?) .. So we just connect easily.

He has been all sweet and asked me out too. NO blame me jare- sometimes I just need company. This work sef no dey let person see road. Last Sunday was his birthday…. Na torchlight I use take find am o, I no even still see am.

He made sure he saw me on Saturday so he won’t have to see me on d Sunday (which was his birthday) and he usually likes to see me on Sundays. I still can’t visit this dude too, he only comes to my house and then we go places together. REDDEST FLAG.

I decided to do my background check again. I chatted my cousin and asked if she knew him personally since she is a mutual friend on facebook.

She said yes na. He dey ask you out? That guy is married o, for almost 10years oooo, has two kids sef, you don’t know his wife?! She even came for my wedding sef. He was out of the country then that’s y he didn’t come. Ok, right there I just burst into laughter because it now looked like a joke to me, He also doesn’t look it. She also said- he doesn’t talk about his family online because he can be promiscuous! The wife don fight babes tire. My male cousins i.e her brother even went for her birthday last month( July)

MY SISTER, COULD THIS ALL BE A CO-INCIDENCE? WHY IS IT HAPPENING TO ME? WHY WOULD MEN DENY THEIR FAMILIES JUST BECAUSE OF ‘PUSSY’? HOW BAD CAN IT GET? THESE MEN DESERVE TO BE DISGRACED! THEY DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT FAMILY AND COMMITMENT MEANS.


MY INSTINCTS NO DEY FAIL ME SHA! I AM VERY HAPPY THAT MY COOKIE POT IS IN PLACE. NA ONLY DIS LAST ONE SEF GIVE ME HEAD AND I NO RECIPROCATE. I STIL FEEL TERRIBLE THOUGH! BUT WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?


I WANT TO SETTLE DOWN BUT I DO NOT FEEL I MAKE IT SO OBVIOUS OR ACT DESPERATE. THESE ARE NORMAL QUESTIONS YOU ASK ANY YOUNG MAN APPROACHING A LADY. I AM 32 THOUGH BUT I RATHER DO IT RIGHT THAN WITH REGRETS.

The WHOLE TIN TIRE ME OOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SWEAR!

ABEG PUT ME IN YOUR PRAYERS.

So did you read this?You wanna know her?Let me know and i will make the connection

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