Sunday Laughs

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PRESIDENTIAL RAT POUSON

Nobody should come and tell us that they spent N200m for Rat eradication at the Presidential Office.

Rat poison is: N100 for rat bomb, N200 for Kill and Dry , N350 for Rat Roundup and N400 for Otapiapia. And if all that fail, dem dey sell 2 wild Ajaokuta pussycat, Male and Female N500 for Wuse market and they guarantee your money back if you even smell any Rat after 24 hours of lodging them in-house.
Hmmmnnnn..

I have said my own Ooo


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THE CHILDREN

A man ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error.
He got the car and started sending it on errands. He became very proud of what the car could do without mistakes.

One day, he was home and his wife told him to tell the car to go and pick the children from school as she was very tired.
The man agreed and said to the car...
"Car, go and bring my children from school."

The car went and didn't return in time as expected, they knew something must be wrong.

Several hours later and no car, the man became apprehensive.
He dressed up and got ready to lodge a report at the police station.
As he and his wife stepped outside, they saw the car coming with an overload of children.

The car parked right in front of them and said... "These are your children sir..!"
In the car were their Landlady's two daughters, his wife's best friend's daughter, his secretary's son, and their neighbours two sons.
The Wife was in full anger...

"Don't tell me all these are your children..??"
The man asked her calmly...
"First you tell me why our children are not in the car..??"

LMAOOOOOO