Monday In House News

Good day to Everyone...
May your day be as Beautiful as i am...lol
The count down begins...... #Leo #Lion #Grrrrrrrrh #Selfconfident

BIRTHDAY BOY KEVWE OGUNJE COVERS IN HOUSE NEWS

Kevwe was a year older on Saturday August 19th but he didnt celebrate it because he doesnt have a Bae to celebrate with...LOL...Awwwwwwww
Kevwe na hustler and Lagos babes dont like hustlers.Happy Belated Birthday my waffy stubborn brother.




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IF YOU DROPPED THIS COMMENT PLEASE CONTACT ME


Stella please I need help. I don't know what to do. My life is at a standstill. I leave abroad but I got nothing to show for it. I live in a shelter for psychiatric people. I didn't have a place to go. Was sleeping in a church until I had an emotional breakdown and they took me to the psychiatric yard. They injected me with different medicines that made me lose my mind. 


It took more than five months for me to go back to myself. I don't have anywhere to go. My family is in Africa and I told them I wanted to go back but they told me they are having difficulties which I know for sure it's not the truth. At 27 years old I'm still a virgin and never have been in a serious relationship. I don't have friends and I'm all alone in this world. I don't know what to do maybe I should kill myself. In tired of this life.


 Came abroad when I was five years old lived with my uncle and aunt that did not treat me as their own. One stupid married man lied against me that I was going after him and even though I was just sixteen and everyone knew that he was the one going after young girls they sent me back to Africa. I then came back when I was seventeen did some menial jobs here and there and now here I am at 27 years old with nothing to show off. 


All my friends are either married or with a job and my life is destroyed. I want to die but what if I fail? They will take me to the psychiatric hospital and I may not be able to walk out when I want. If I had a place to go things would be different. All I am asking is for anyone to please help me with encouraging words. The government has to give me some money and when they do I plan to buy a ticket and go back to Africa. I can't keep living this life.




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VACANCIES

We are recruiting for the following positions for 3 of our clients all located in Ikeja, Lagos.

1) Accountant

MSc or BSc Accounting with 3 – 5 years’ experience in accounting, Salary – N100, 000

2) Church Admin / Instrumentalist

OND, 2 years’ experience, Salary - N35, 000 /month

3) Sales Executives

Minimum of OND, 1-2 years’ experience in relevant role, Basic Salary: N40, 000 – can increase considerably with commission



APPLICATION: Send your CV to iejrecruitments@yahoo.com on or before23/8/2017.

State the position you are applying for as the subject of the email. DATE OF RESUMPTION: 1st September
Good luck dear BVs




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SEARCH FOR AN APARTMENT

I have a little challenge regarding my search for an apartment and I decided to bring it here while being hopeful that luck comes my way. 

I have been searching for a place to stay and it hasn't been easy being faced with frustrations from agents....even from those I contacted from the online property sites as well. 

So, here I go....and will appreciate if any BV is able to direct me towards getting the kind of place I want.

I wish to get an affordable apartment on any part of the mainland which is close to the Island...such as Surulere, Yaba, Gbagada, the neat areas of Bariga, etc. I would love to get a new building (if possible) or a relatively new one and most especially a neat and decent neighborhood. My budget is within the range of 300k to 400k. 

It will be very exciting if I can be lucky enough to be directed to one in which I won't have to pay those crazy fees by agents....so dealing directly with the landlord if possible, will be great. I pledge to show appreciation here by doing 'Shoki' (LOL) if something falls through from any BV's assistance. 

I can be reached on: 09051187488....calls or SMS. Thank you very much.


Na wa oooh..is looking for a house so serious



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HOW TO MAKE AKAMU(PAP) WITH EASE

Good-day ..

Noticed most BV's have difficulty with making Akamu(Pap),so i had to put this little piece together to help out any BV who isnt good at it;and also for reference purpose in future just incase anyone needs this..

HOW TO MAKE AKAMU(PAP)

For learners,i would advice you get the yellow one and learn gradually before you start doing the white one..
Here is a simple step to see your Akamu(Pap) come out thick.Buy #50 Akamu and try first,before graduating gradually..

1) When you are dissolving the Akamu(pap) in water at the initial stage,dont pour too much water in it..keep it in a state of "thick" and "semi-liquid"..

2) stir continously,then lift some up in the spoon and pour back into the plate to be sure its in that semi-liquid state..
Reason for this is to avoid the end product of everything being watery..

3)put a litre of water in the fire and allow to boil

4) when it has reached the boiling point,you bring your pap close-by(remember you have dissolved it earlier) and stir a litte;cos it must have clustered(sticky) together a bit whilst the water was on fire..

5) pour the water gradually in the Akamu(pap) and dont stir until you notice a slight change in the colour and face of the Akamu(pap)..dont stir at this point still

6) After about 30 seconds,you can now stir it and watch how thick you Akamu(Pap) would turn out..

The End!! Welcome to the club of SDKB Akamu Drinkers..#wink

@MARTINS ABOY




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MINI FLAT FOR RENT AROUND AJAH NEEDED

 please I need a mini flat(room and parlour) in a nice environment preferably an estate for rent in ajah...the location should be from Abraham adesanya to sangotedo...my budget is 300k to 350k..will really appreciate if I can get directly from the landlord because I don't have money for agency and agreement..this is my contact 08053565303...God bless you all,have a prosperous week.




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USA WHATSAPP GROUP CHAT LINK
BV Lola has opened a Whatsapp USA Group chat and is for those in the US alone....Please do not join if you are not in the US.

 The link to the group is 
https://chat.whatsapp.com/JRtCDbuh7lMGAiAx0ZJ1lY





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Experienced Driver Needed


Experienced Personal Driver with good knowledge of Lagos routes that resides around Jakande estate Oke-afa Isolo needed(pls the person must reside around Jakande)  Please  call 08053664031. Work time will be Mon -Sat 6.30am to 6pm.





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FRAUDSTER ALERT
Hello Stella.

Please post in IHN today.

There is this guy that call him different names like Donald, instabul and kecee.H normally comes with different names trying to blackmail bvs in different chat groups. From Lagos chat group, he moved to Abuja,from There to ours PH chat group!He has Nigeria and International numbers that he chats with!

Different what group please don't fall prey to this guys' offer.

Be warned!

Regards Sexy Daddy.




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PART TIME JOB IN ABUJA
Urgent Job Vacancy Available at A REPUTABLE HOTEL in Abuja for those with related work experiences.
POSITIONS: Night Club Bouncers and Waiters/Waitresses
DESCRIPTION: It is a job which is slated for three (3) days in a week (every Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays) only, resumption time is from 7pm and salary is attractive.

Interested candidates should send in their CVs to info@myresidencyhotel.com and indicate subject of the mail as PER-TIME JOB.




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