Wednesday In House News..

Having a good day?God dey!

BV MAMA NNUKU WAS ROBBED AND ALMOST STRANGLED:

One of Our Bv's mama Nnuku has been missing online for a while now...After some BVs called her she mailed me saying she had been robbed and monies meant for business collected....She said she was depressed from what she went through and wants to go quiet to heal from the pain of remembering..
*deep sigh*

I told her not to let 'them' win cos it looks like she was set up by someone who knew she had money for market the next day cos she said she even used her handbag as pillow..lol

.I am sure when she is ready,she will send in what happened,I dont know but please call her and encourage her if you have her number...I have told her to stand up and not let it fall her down...

*sad sigh*



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VACANCY: CUSTOMER SERVICE EXECUTIVE (YENAGOA)

Applications are required from suitably qualified candidates for the position of CUSTOMER SERVICE EXECUTIVE in a corporate firm located in Yenagoa, Bayelsa State. Interested applicants must be fluent in communication, polite,cheerful,a graduate of any discipline and female.

Detailed CV should be sent to mgtconsultant2014@gmail.com.  Please note:  this vacancy is only for persons resident in Yenagoa.

Shortlisted candidates will be interviewed at the company's Head office in Port Harcourt.

Thank you.

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BUSINESS MEME

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END TIME VISIONS 

I ran into an old class mate at a function last week. 'So, how is this news?' You would ask.

This lady, let's call her B,  she was my friend in school(not too close), same course, same class and we lived in the same building. We were together up till when we graduated a few years back. Now, B had an uncle in Canada who used to send her money and stuff, she told us back then that arrangements were in progress for her to join him over there after her first degree here. 

After school, we all bade B goodbye and even gave her our relatives' phone numbers in addition to our own for easy communication from obodo oyibo. Lol.

Back to our meeting, after the hugs and screams, we sat at a corner to gist. I asked B when she came into the country and got a shocker. Her mum had taken her to a PASTOR for prayers days before her depature and this Man of God saw her(B) in jail while praying. He thereafter convinced B's mum to cancel all travel plans in order to avert danger, he also told them that God does not approve of B leaving the country to any other country.

Long story cut short, B now works as a Senior Marketer in a Pharmaceutical company in Ogun State, her uncle in Canada was pissed and stopped sending money since the day her mum told him about the change in plans and the vision.

B is sad and broken but her mum calls the shot in her family, she can't even go to Cotonou, Benin Republic, on a vacation.
She continued sadly with tears welling up in her eyes, that the Pastor is still alive and has even added 'Prophet' to his titles and still 'consults' God on behalf of mum.

Now crying, she said she would have been married by now but Pastor Prophet always had something negative to say about all her suitors as her mum makes sure he checks the men out before starting any marriage proceedings. She said the Prophet even said the last suitor will die young because he would become so rich that armed robbers would kill him. Lol
Hmmmm, my fellow bvs, I almost cried with B my dear friend especially when I remembered my own ordeal in the hands of Pastors/Prophets/Prophetesses in those days before I got a brain reset.
My fingers are hurting already. I'm sure there are some bvs who had crossed paths with these 'MOG', I will bring you my own personal end time vision experiences tomorrow.


Mama Teee

This is the diary of a popular BV who wants to stay Anonymous...This is her second entry,she is an Iya ibeji wannabee cos that is what inspired her...She says this is true life.




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PLEA FOR PLUS SIZED WEDDING GOWN
good day Stella, i hope this mail meets you well. 
please i really need the help from my fellow BVs. i will be getting married in August this year, and because of lack of funds, i and my fiance is planning on a low budget wedding.
i am pleading with my fellow BVs who have a PLUS SIZE WEDDING GOWN they are not using or want to rent to please assist me and any other wedding items they are not using again. PLEASE MY FELLOW BVs HELP A SISTER IN NEED.
i can be reached via 08084888117.
God bless you all.

Thank you Stella.


Since you have a budget and it is plus sizes,get a tailor to make something for you that you can always wear later...it will save you a lot.




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VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!!*
LAVICARES CORPORATIVE, a Micro Credit Scheme

Urgently requires the services of

*Credit Officers*

in her Benin Office;

Interested Applicants must possess minimum of OND, HND/BSC in any field.

*Applicants must be *STRICTLY FEMALES*

With a good knowledge of the financial market, Service delivery system, selling skills, outsourcing techniques and accounting principles will be an added advantage.
The pay package is very attractive.

*Applicants who must be resident in Benin City* are to submit their CV and Application Letter to;

The Human Capital Director,
LaviCares Cooperative,
Upstairs, Imade House,
Same Building with Biomed Laboratory,
Beside Unity Bank,
New Benin,
Benin City.

Applications are to be submitted in person or via email latest 
*MONDAY 12TH OF JUNE, 2017*

Send CV to Email : *lavicaresmpcs@gmail.com*

*PLEASE ONLY QUALIFIED FEMALES WHO MUST BE RESIDENT IN BENIN CITY SHOULD APPLY*

For enquiries
Call the Recruiter,
08029997158.

*Shortlisted applicants will be invited for interview from next week Tuesday*


Thanks.




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IYA IBEJI SERIES

MUGU MUMMY

My kids were having their costume party and I was even more excited because I love dressing up.

So I went to the store to buy costumes and oh they had such beautiful costumes. I made my choice and I was told 14k each.  My mouth fell "for wetin? Them dey eat am? Wetin them no go even wear go church sef. I thought I saw a 6k written somewhere"

Then the nice lady went on to explain that they had 2 types, the ones I picked are American and it's 14k each. China is 6k.

ME: Abeg give me the China ones sharply 
SALESWOMAN: madam relax are you not buying these for your children is anything too  good for them .

She don locate my mumu button she come being they press am. Long story short I left her store with the American costumes got home Sat on the floor and started thinking "shey this woman put Juju for mouth,  na me just fall mugu like this? "

Believe me when I say I spend my money wisely and carefully, but when it comes to these children I don't really have control.  
So 28k just go like that? How much is my salary?

Ha their dad must bear the cost too. So sitting on the floor I started devising means of collecting the money from my hubby, at least half of it.  Na so I begin they inflate prices of things needed at home. 
Most times when I don fall mugu for my kids I go dey find who go help me bear cost.  Who else but oga. 

The Iya beji 1


Sometimes nobody needs to bear cost and i see it as falling mugu jor,na the love when you get or them cause am.lol


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FEMALE TAILOR NEEDED
I'm in urgent need of a female tailor who will be making clothes at our fashion outlet.
The clothes will be made for kids aged 0-6 years (male and female).

She must be able to cut and sew successfully, with little or no supervision, should reside in Ibeju-Lekki Axis and be ready to resume on site at least 4 times a week.

Please, note that you will be paid according to the number of clothes you make in a month (even though there will be a flat fee attached to your commission fee).

If you're interested, please send a whatsapp message to 08022077444.

If you know how to make playmats, throw pillows, blankets, shoes, belts and crochet, please do whatsapp the number above.

Thank you.




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NA WAH OOOOOOOH:THIS IS NOT A CHRONICLE

Hi Stella,My chronicles may seem like it is not a problem,but it is an issue that has been bothering me a lot and causing unnecessary  headaches.

The issue is; I hardly understand what white people say.People with original American or British accent.I don't know if it's because they talk so fast and roll their words, and I just pick 4 out of 10 words they say.The black or African Americans and their talking is worst,because it gives me migraine.I strain my ears to hear them.

And no,I am not an illiterate or dullard.I am graduating from a  private university in Nigeria this year,with a degree in Pharmacy and very beautiful grade.Primary and secondary education was pretty good .I don't have a problem with my "R and L" or the "H" factor.

I hardly watch foreign movies without subtitles.Aside future intentions to work and live there,My  Fiancé's family are all based in the Uk.His siblings were born and bred there.His parents are Nigerians,but his mom was born there and has lived all her life there.His 7 siblings including my fiancee were born there.His dad relocated to Nigeria to start a company,and brought my Fiance when he was  5 or 6 to be with him in Nigeria.so basically, himself and his dad are the only people in the family with a Nigerian accent(but very clean one).They also have a pretty large extended family based in the UK and US.

Stella the days i speak to his Mum and siblings on phone or Skype,it is so distressing,I can hardly hear or understand them.it is always a case of; "pardon,what did you say??" or "you said what?" "can you repeat your last sentence" e.t.c. Sometimes I just pretend to be keeping up with the conversations and looking stupid with my replies or  purposely end the call and pretend like it's network.I think I am the only African with this problem.My friends and people around  seem to hear and understand what Americans or British say.Because no one has ever mentioned this to me.

My fiance and I hardly fight,but the most common thing for us to fight about; is how i pronounce  words.We could be in a very serious conversation; and he will cut me short to correct a word I didn't say right.Or mumble what I say and Giggle because it sounds funny to him.It can be so annoying sometimes,but I learn and correct myself.Other times I just get angry and explode,depending on my mood.

We have a very great relationship.Everyone comments how wonderful our marriage will be  blah,blah.We are so in love,our engagement was wonderful.He is a great guy,he flaunts me here and there;Among his friends and family,Social media e.t.c.He's handsome,God-fearing,very smart and articulate.But this English and accent thing is causing more harm than good.

The most disturbing of all is,I would like to further my studies in a foreign country.UK,US,Canada and Australia are tops in my book.How am I going to communicate with fellow students,how will I understand or hear what my lecturers or tutors will say?Can I cope??

Is there anywhere in Nigeria  I can learn how to speak or hear the American accent,I want to be able to flow with his family,I also don't want to struggle working or settling abroad e.t.c.Please drop suggestions on how I can improve my English or be able to hear and understand what Americans or British say,when they open their mouth to talk.

If there is a school for this purpose,i wouldn't mind registering and sitting for such classes.It's causing serious restrains to me.Thank you .


*I dont know what this is...You probably have some kind of speech hearing defect or so.......See a speech therapist 



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JOB VACANCY
POSITION: Accountant
LOCATION: GRA, Ikeja
EDUCATIONAL QUALIFICATION: BSC/HND Accounting
EXPERIENCE: At least 2 years as an accountant
SALARY: N80, 000 /month
DATE OF RESUMPRION: Immediately
APPLICATION: Come along with your CV to 2nd Floor, 83 Adeniyi Jones Avenue (Opposite Trevo), Ikeja, Lagos at 11:00 am prompt for an Interview on Friday, 9th June 2017.
For more info, please call 0816-793-5151


I would love a BV to get this job.

Thanks a bunch.

BV Zoey Cabrini

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NOTE TO SELF....