Shout out to BV Jaymoore for being a monitoring spirit in my life,,weh done sah!
Una doh!...No drama?Hissss!!!
WINNER OF CINTA'S BRIDAL MAKEUP GIVEAWAY
Cinta is also giving away a free wedding makeover for a July bride but wedding must be in Warri. Add her on watsapp 08078658367 or BBM 2BB3E27F
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INFORMATION ON GHANA
Hello Stella. I love you and what you stand for, more ink to your pen. Your blog gives me life. Pls I need information and suggestions from bvs about Ghana. Stella, I'm tired of Nigeria, I keep struggling and yet nothing to show for it, I still live from hand to mouth. No electricity to work with, insecurity, high cost of living, etc.
I have decided to relocate to Ghana. I heard the light there is stable and their economy is booming, 1 Ghana cedis is now 71naira.
I would love to know more about the country, which city should I settle down in that is favourable to foreigners? Which business or job is lucrative there? How is accommodation there? How much should I arrange for this? Can one go with ECOWAS passport? And so on.
Here is my email: affiong02@yahoo.com. Thank you.
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WEDDING VENDOR NEEDED ASAP
I need a wedding decorator for a traditional and white wedding in Auchi, Edo State. I don't mind a decorator in Benin or close by. Someone that is serious and ready to deliver at an affordable price.
Please contact me through my email: etsakogirl@gmail.com
Further details after contact.
Thank you
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WANTED
Urgent - Makeup Artist needed within Okokomaiko, Lagos.
I need a make up artist who leaves around Okokomaiko Lagos and knows how to tie gele very well for a small parlour event this weekend.
Kindly call : 09091941092
Thank you.
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BUSINESS MEME
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LOOKING FOR...
Hi Stella,
I am starting a cocktal buisness and i am looking for very affordable servers to work with, probably the ones located between jakande(5th roundabout)-lekki and chevron environs of lagos state that i can have a workable(payable) agreement with. Please contact me on: 08063006696. Email:ibkdeitan@gmail.com
Also;
The applicant should be very good at handling glasswares and also i will love to have (3-4male and 2female) servers
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VACANCY
A Barbecue expert (male /female) is wanted at Mega spot bar along old refinery road Akpajo. salary is based on a 60-40 commission . Interested persons should call 08181073366 .
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Hello its me..... Happy holidays y'all. Work resumes tomorrow!
ReplyDeleteClick on this link to join Edo/Delta whatapp group.
DeleteI am so 👇... Malaria is a bad thing o
Delete@Em jay: are u referring to Ms SSS?
DeleteGosh! Abuja BVS no dey Form at all. You will see a group of people hugging, screaming and laughing. You will think they have known for a decade but na here them just meet oh. Eveyone so very happy and exceitd. Love is very much in the air. You wont even know we are strangers.
DeleteThat bv that plan to relocate to Ghana please u should know dat Ghana economy is damn expensive. Very very expensive. Cornflakes is 23ghc which is 350gram here. I buy same here for 550. Malt is 3.50ghc. The time i went there i was given 400ghc for just pocket money. Food is at home o. Yet dat money didnt last 2weeks.abeg i prefer my country. U can visit Ghana bt living is a no no.transportation is high. Cost of living is too high joor
DeleteSame here dearie
DeleteNo @mz sss, na announcement I dey make😁😁😁😁.
DeleteYou dont mean it @Same girl?! Kinda regretting not attending now fa.😉😁 Was thinking it was going to be some 'house of commotion' thingy and wasnt cut out for that. Theres always a next time sha. Enjoy!!!
DeleteWhere is Ghana bv abenna and tetrina make una come ansa oooooo
DeleteLadybirdbanks you don't mean it. I was even thinking of telling the poster to lap me if she/he is going by road so that I can be free from this Nigeria wahala.
DeleteBut I think since cost of living is high in Ghana, cost of labour will be high too.
That is not true pls @ ladybird banks. I have lived in Ghana for 15 years. Attended university, worked in a bank here and currently doing business.
DeleteHow can you spend approximately 40k pocket money in two weeks and you blame Ghana?
What's with corn flakes?Ghanaians don't eat cornflakes.. It is consumed by only Nigerians. Some smart naija business people bring it in for the small Nigeria market.
At poster...Ghana is good! Constant light and water. Lights go off only when your card is finished or once in a blue moon..every other month for a short while and its quickly restored.
As at today, 10k is =124 Ghana cedis.
Food stuff is cheap and with 124 cedis you can buy enough foodstuff to last you a month! Meat and fish exclusive though. Go to okaishie market ,malatta market or marina market to buy your cheap foodstuff.
However you can't get ogbono, ugu, achi, knorr Maggi, akamu etc from the Ghanaian regular markets, but you can get it every Thursday at kantamanto around arena. Just enter okada at kantamanto traffic light and tell them that you are going to buy Nigerian food stuff.
Millions of Nigerians live here and you can make it without resorting to 419 and dubious means.
Avoid the expensive areas, you can get a room self contained for 2 years.. Mostly 2 years for around 180-200k naija equivalent depending on the area.
When you come in, you will find lots of.people to help you. Just be wise and prayerful.
No where easy. Its what you make of it.
Goodluck
Meanwhile me dey miss NEPA..I wan come house back
Transportation is cheap if you avoid taxis. You get a bus anywhere.
DeleteGet your passport, make sure it is stamped on all borders. Within the 2 months you are given, go get your resident permit.
You will not be disturbed as a foreigner if your documents are in place.
Phones and phone accessories, computers, food , cafe..etc are cool businesses.
You can also get a job if you try hard enough.
Winners, redeemed, all the naija churches are here and you can even run into someone you have not seen in years..lol and you can get people to help out.
Ghana is good. I tell you.
No venture, no success.
Ghana is safe.. Cost of living is cheap.if you don't want to form "big boy" here.
I don tire to type. When coming take either GUO, ABC or Cross country. Call the bus conductor aside and explain(only ABC) has suit wearing conductors..lol
With the other transport, talk to the drivers. Explain and you may just get help.
Get your yellow card too.
All the best.
Happyheart may God bless you. Pls kindly mail me. I have searched for ur email on ur profile but its not there. I am the poster and my email is up there in the post. I need info on the city to settle into that is not expensive and so many other things.
DeleteHappyheart. GOD bless you wherever you. You may not know it but this was very helpful. Thank you sir/madam. This Stella blog is really something else man!
DeleteWhoopp 💃💃💃💃.....AbjBVS have come together. Met some realy amazing "Popular BVs already. So Nice. SDK, you are blessed to Say the least. Seeing Strangers coming together to celeberate somone and being excited bout it and even making contributions to make it a sucess is rare. Glad to be part of it. Salt, God bless you, this is a beautiful put together.... Angel Beautiful, you are super super super Amazing. This Venue is breathtaking. Wont mind doing my reception here. I love this Blog. TGW, please borrow me some hugs and kisses, mine isnt enough....OFF I GO, MAKE I GROOOOVE 💃💃💃
ReplyDeleteAwwwww hv fun n make sure u mingle if u r still single n ready to be entangled.
DeleteAwww
DeleteU are doing me longer throat
Enjoy dear
Enjoy yourself dear😘😚😚😚
DeleteEnjoy.
DeleteTot u were a Lagosian?
To the person planning on relocating to Ghana,you didn't tell us if you are a male or female?
DeleteSecondly its like am interested in relocating with you so we can start up together but am not too financially okay for that.am tired of Nigeria as well and the struggling here
Enjoy and send some enjoyment our way😃
DeleteEnjoy girl
DeleteYes ooooooo,whoop whooop
DeleteEnjoy o. Wish I'm in ABJ now so I can attend. Honestly.
DeleteThank you Lord for a beautiful Tuesday like. May the protect our going out and our coming in today. Stay bless and enjoy your day
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
U no share sallah meat reach our side!!!!
DeleteNo be this Sallah we dey kill ram, don't worry, when we do that around September, I will send your ram
Delete*Larry was here*
Starry, how many Sallahs are there in a year??
DeleteWhoopp 💃💃💃💃.....AbjBVS have come together. Met some realy amazing "Popular BVs already. So Nice. SDK, you are blessed to Say the least. Seeing Strangers coming together to celeberate somone and being excited bout it and even making contributions to make it a sucess is rare. Glad to be part of it. Salt, God bless you, this is a beautiful put together.... Angel Beautiful, you are super super super Amazing. This Venue is breathtaking. Wont mind doing my reception here. I love this Blog. TGW, please borrow me some hugs and kisses, mine isnt enough....OFF I GO, MAKE I GROOOOVE 💃💃💃
ReplyDeleteEnjoy dear
DeleteMake una enjoy ooo,no time..
DeleteIHN 👌
ReplyDeleteHi5 Stella 🙋
DeleteHi5 Stella 🙋
IHN 👌
Don’t be afraid to get back up – to try again, to love again, to live again, and to dream again. Don’t let a hard lesson harden your heart. Life’s best lessons are often learned at the worst times and from the worst mistakes. There will be times when it seems like everything that could possibly go wrong is going wrong. And you might feel like you will be stuck in this rut forever, but you won’t. When you feel like quitting, remember that sometimes things have to go very wrong before they can be right. Sometimes you have to go through the worst, to arrive at your best.
ReplyDeleteWell said!!! 👍
Deleteseems u r talking to me rite nw.....I knw with time everything will b fine.
DeleteWelcome IHN.
ReplyDeleteIHN Welcome
DeleteAlways that everytime,u can never contribute anything meaningful to any post.dundy.
DeleteI come back to say thank you,merci boku, nagode, ese pupo for all ur replies.Alloy Chikezie, may God bless u.Kacey May, amen.Quicksilver,meant to say sachet tomatoes.
ReplyDeleteGreatlady, thanks but if I start to tell my life story, hmm.
Starry Larry, thanks but wey my sallah food? Fab mum, may God increase ur wisdom.pls Wat do u mean by buying from sellers?
Amanda, thank u.
Stella Igbokei, thanks also.
Anon 10:13,thanks 4supporting me, u encouraged me with ur words.Lolo Ideato, God bless u for ur kind words&for showing empathy,i pray God grants ur heart desires soonest,amen.
Lady bug&swag,thanks 4d abuse, I won't pray both of u go tru half of Wat I faced in life. I married late and almost 40yrs, do u pray 4such life? My father was a very rich man, he was d first set of people that went to Lagos business school(LBS) in 1995 at VI where Pat Utomi was their lecturer even with Christopher kolade, Bunmi Oni of cadbury then,ask around if u think am lying. He travelled out for his graduation in Spain, Barcelona to celebrate their graduation,he went with Lufthansa airline and he was given some things in plane like very small perfume etc that he gave us the children but when he returned back, he was sent away from d company that sent him to LBS. He was then the General Sales Manager, since then, we are yet to be out of problem. I was 15years then(1995),my dads driver always pick me from Maryland(was in secondary school) So if u r still alive, don't mock others that are down for you don't know how ur life will end.May you not all face problems greater than ur age. Planning for the small cold room business by next year as suggested by most of u, God willing. God bless you all!
It's well .
DeleteGod bless you too. No worries. He's got you. E-hugs
DeleteWhat I said wasn't an abuse,it was an advice,slow down on child bearing to focus on your life,I don't minced words to be seen as "good",with so many kids without a maid, there's little to what you can do business wise!
DeleteMadam you don't need all these story,take the advice and move on!
DeleteLadybug and Lafresh said the fucking truth!
Amen
DeleteAll the best dear
Its well
DeleteEyyyaahhh.... this comment touched me sha.
DeleteYour struggle will turn to joy soon. I meant buy from good sellers. Those that have good products not those ones with thinned looking chickens and what not. Compare prices before buying so you buy at a good price . Location is key remember that.. and put God above every thing . Also like someone said, have a positive mind beflr starting the business ..
Delete@anon 14:21,if u don't have advice to give her, stop telling her down and discourage her. U don't know how ur tomorrow will be.if u av not walked in pples shoes, shut up.
DeleteIt is well. God got you!
DeleteI'll advice you go for food stuff cos people must eat everyday than baby wears that will just tie your money down for a long time.
This your story wasn't necessary. He who wears the shoe,knows where it pinches hard. Ignore next time. All the best.
DeleteYou still have the useless mouth to talk here again lady bug? That is the dumbest advice ever coming from the dumbest bv on sdk.
DeleteIt is her life n womb!!!! You don't teach her what she knows!! Hana! Are you the one living in the poverty????
She asked for advice on business to do not money
Ode oshi.
Off to spontaneous to read
Who's you biko? Me insult you? When where and how?
DeleteI'm lost
I just went to SP thanks to Ideato.
DeleteMadam, I didn't insult you or your situation. Was only replying lady bug.
I don't read sob stories on this blog. I skip them after the first 5lines.
If you took that as an insult, I'm sorry it wasn't intentional.
It's well with you
You own nobody any explanation, focus and success is yours. I will send you your Sallah 🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂
Delete*Larry was here*
Anti make up deception law should be enacted as soon as possible
ReplyDeleteKikiki
Delete😂😂😂 Na that one be ur problem now?
DeleteLol, who do you one chance? ☺☺☺
DeleteLol, who do you one chance? ☺☺☺
DeleteWow! That memo is epic.
ReplyDeleteEpic is that memo.. U can say dat again
DeleteIHN. So dry AF.😞
ReplyDeleteHallos bloggie🙋🙋🙋🙋
Delete😘😘😘😘😘
DeleteLol
DeleteDara🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋😗😗
DeleteEdiliscious howdy?
Etsako hi.
😀☺😁 they are parrying. Hehehe. We are here nau!!! Ahooo😘
DeleteLool
DeleteI wish ladies could hold secrets the way they push their tummy in, while taking photos. 😀😀
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂
DeleteThis is what I'm talking about,now this is funny and short 😂😂😂😂
DeleteLols
Delete😂😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteYeye
Lol, so you know this!!! That thing can be so frustrating if you haven't been exercising for a long time.
DeleteLady bug, you hennn😀
Waiting for Abuja blog visitors pictures..
ReplyDeleteEnough enjoyment..
Ihn
ReplyDeleteWelcome IHN,today is all about advertising,🙄
ReplyDeletemadam stel no shoki of late, why nah
ReplyDeleteIf u send in shoki will d world end?
DeleteSend one now.
DeleteHope am 1st
ReplyDeleteI will be trolling today!!!!
Waffarians
Arewarians
Oduduwarians
Biafrans
Dramarians
Igalans
Ghanaians
Benin Republicans
Chadians I hail o
How u doing?
I remain my humble sef
Ms SSS
1st for where?
DeleteLols
DeleteWeldon
Nigerians nko?? My greeting is not here. Let me 🚶 🚶 🚶
DeleteIhn is here. Holiday is almost over
ReplyDeleteAbi few hours to go.... Can d sallah stat all ova again?😔
DeleteIHN is bae
ReplyDeleteBae is IHN
DeleteEyah! That bv that want to relocate to Ghana. It is well. Me too I wish I can just run away from this country but I can't do that as I don't even have a dime
ReplyDeleteNaaah, you are not running any where. We are all in this together 😂 😂
DeleteHello...
ReplyDeleteI have a meeting now at ICM, I don't know why the the persons I'm meeting with want the venue at ICM. The place is FLOODED with people, yesterday was even worse! Lots of children.
Yesterday, a woman fell in an epic way in her attempt to use an escalator. She was on the 'floor' throughout and was shouting "yeh yeh" till the escalator carried her up....
How is the Abuja party going on?? Are there small chops cos that's what I need right now!
But Rocky that place dey always be like market. The other day i went to hook up with my friend there as i just got to the entrance i was feeling choked. Na so i turn back and suggested a change of venue.
DeleteChikito that's true... But yesterday's own was FLOODED... you literally have to hold yourself together so you don't bump to someone... At least, normally, when you have buy something from shoprite, you'd wait for at most ten minutes before you get to pay but yesterday's own rolled into thirty minutes before you pay for your wares
DeleteIhn as short as some ppl"s D**** n dry as some ppl"s chest.
ReplyDeleteIsiorait oooo who has made lunch, ebi n pami!
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
DeleteGod bless Angel Beautiful more and more bless to you.
ReplyDeleteGod bless Jaymoore,more of His mighty hands upon you..
God bless you SDK for this wonderful platform..
God bless all the Angels in da house..
God bless blog visitors.
God bless meeeeeeeeee..
Thanks..
Amen.
DeleteAmin
DeleteAmen.
DeleteWelcome ihn
ReplyDeleteAny drama????
ReplyDeleteStart one.
DeleteStart one!!! I wee support u.
DeletePls blackberry the taxi biz, will I buy it myself or hire purchase or deliver?
DeleteGhana! There's light, u can go with eco passport, and u can go to dzorwulu or east legon. Dunno about businesses, but u can try taxi biz.
ReplyDeletePls blackberry the taxi biz,Will I buy the taxi myself or hire purchase or deliver
DeleteBuy it urself, register with their taxi rank abi union, just ask around for vital info, nobody should discourage you. Life is a risk itself.
DeleteHmm... Thanks for the closing meme Stellz. Hello lovely bvs! Hope the day's going well? Enjoy the rest of the day.
ReplyDeleteRemember, the Lord loves you and is concerned about you. Just hang in there!
Ihn is here. God bless us all
ReplyDeleteAbuja people enjoy yourselves
ReplyDeleteSee my edo ,Auchi sister👆
Happy marriage life dear
Wishing u all the best
Hi
DeleteYou stay in Abuja?
Delete@lady Bug,noooo
DeleteE just dey sweet me for body,its bn long I attended a party..
@Sharon Aminu thank you my sister. God bless you jarr
DeleteFan emmanuel. I saw ur reply to that Lafool, its too dry why didn't u spice it up a little, stella will nt post it I suppose. I wonder wat she is feeling like on a blog, mosquito like her, who knows her? Let her post her facebook name so we can check her out Mkpi feeling funky
ReplyDeleteLol..you people are looking for how to carry blog bullying into people's daily lives just like you did to the lady who passed on. Make una sidon well dey wait for SM handle 😂 #oshisco
DeleteShut your durty mouth dia.
DeleteMumu anonymous who know u???
DeleteU are so invisible... Fool
Post her fb name cos she dey fear you?? Mscheeeeeeeeeew
DeleteShould post her Facebook name because of what? Because of who? You that don't know where your next meal is coming from, with poverty like a crown on your head?
DeleteAbeg move that ya wrinkled ass aside, let human beings see road.
Who is this Nit wit hiding under anonymous to insult Stella!!
DeleteSoo bitter and hateful!!! Hateful soul!!!
Expired animal
I thought you people know how to decode. Go and decode the facebook name na
DeleteOshisco
See this one. Ode
Deleteshort IHN.
ReplyDeletehappy holiday
Ihn to gbaski. Weather is changing here.
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon everyone. Sweet break to recuperate for me.
ReplyDeleteThank you agbanilagbatan! I'm blessed and favoured beyond words jare. Baba noni. No complains
Nice sign out meme
None of the things I do enjoy interest me again. Previously, I just couldn't resist music and books. With a good book and a bed, I can stay estatic for hours. Infact if I happen to plug my earphone into my laptop while watching a good movie, I will feel elated. Bt not anymore. I don't know what happened. I think of death more often and I am always bitter. Angry at everyone and everything. Don't like people around me, like being alone all the time. I think I need a therapist. Guys help a sister out, what can I do to allieviate the situation. I am a big time introvert though
ReplyDeleteWow.
DeleteYou are slowly slipping into depression
What are you worried about?
Are you where you want to be?
Is everything working out just right?
First, you need to figure out what is weighing you down then take it from there.
Stay positive. I wish you well.
Youve typed the answer; you need a therapist.
DeleteThe worst thing that can happen to an introvert is living a life without personal relationship with Jesus Christ. Get closer to Jesus today and see your life become sweet and fulfilled.
DeleteJust passing👫👵👬👭💆👣🙈🙆🙅🙍🙌🙋😀🙎😼😸😹😻😹😽😿😾🙀👶👤👲👱👀
ReplyDeleteJust passing and your hand is so full,carry this along😄😄😄😄😄😄😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😝😝😝😝😝😝😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😈😈😈😈😈👽👽👾👵👵👵
DeleteGo where? come back here jo😘😘
Delete💋💋💋💋💋
Delete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂@Lady bug,yu cray aswear,love yu😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
Delete😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘@Sharon n Simi
#How much you panic won't change the outcome of the situation. Relax*
ReplyDeleteIf you eat a polar bear liver, you will die. Humans can't handle that much Vitamin A.
ReplyDeleteReally? Wow!
DeletePls how do I see pix in ihn and other things like Saturday laughs,v nt been able to since last week.I v SDK app n uc browser non is showing.HELP
DeletePolar bear loun loun! Issorai! Where we go see am sef!
DeleteLady port lols
DeleteGood afternoon everyone. Waiting for Abuja pix like kilode. Still saving money to pay for Lagos party, I must be there by fire. Lol
ReplyDeleteBuy a piggy bank to save 😁
DeleteWhy are you and jennex like this, always looking for an opportunity to beg, thought you were giving 50k last month
DeleteCutiebee your comments always reeks of poverty and begging format. What concerns anybody if you are saving for a party like your life depend on it.
DeleteLike we have forgotten your church sob story. Hope you with be coming to the party with rubber sandal after saving to attend.. Rubbish.
Its not compulsory you just comment. Okay
LMAO 😁 @ lady bug's reply
DeleteHave small shame for yaself pls. *straight face*
DeleteLolll@ cutie bee there is still time. August 27th. If you savec5 naira per day, you will still have change to pay for someone else. ,*yimu
DeleteCutiebee what exactly is ur problem?
DeleteI have done everything humanly possible.i will DM producers for the sell of scripts I wrote, no reply if when I still comment on their post, tag them to notify them! Will drop my CV at a place, only to go back weeks later to see they have employed another.Borrowed people&family my money, they have refused to pay.I am already a shadow of myself. My Greetings to people now is I am looking for a job! GOd please do not let my landlord throw me! If anyone can borrow me to pay as soon as I get a job, I have my house properties as collateral. Please I need help(breaks down in tears) OLOWOGBOGBORO do it for me
ReplyDeleteAunty, I replied you in SnM on what to do.
DeleteI have done everything humanly possible.i will DM producers for the sell of scripts I wrote, no reply if when I still comment on their post, tag them to notify them! Will drop my CV at a place, only to go back weeks later to see they have employed another.Borrowed people&family my money, they have refused to pay.I am already a shadow of myself. My Greetings to people now is I am looking for a job! GOd please do not let my landlord throw me! If anyone can borrow me to pay as soon as I get a job, I have my house properties as collateral. Please I need help(breaks down in tears) OLOWOGBOGBORO do it for me
ReplyDeleteHello Abuja bvs💃💃💃💃💃💃💃
ReplyDeleteO.Y.O don't mind that Lafoolish, she is showing her true self now, she is tired of going anon to cuss people mkpi
ReplyDeleteDear Lafresh,please ignore.
DeleteMy dear anonymous na the work wey them dey do. Imagine telling me that I'm dreaming to be like her, who she be? Remind me her name again? Isn't that the greatest joke of the century!! Empty drums makes the loudest noise
DeleteFan go and treat yiur eczema and take care of your dirty looks. No wonder yiur husband is cheating.Who she be indeed as if we never see your picture, LMAO.
DeletePlease i need E-books on self esteem/confidence. Thanks in advance.
ReplyDeleteHello bv gifted hands 😀.
Good afternoon all, IHN tide, Abuja Bvs have enough funnnnnnnn
ReplyDeleteYesterday i went to pick my brother up from the airport but it seems there flight was delayed.i decided to take a toll around ikj.i got to a roundabout and saw how half naked gals lined up probably waiting for a customer.i kept on moving and noticed they were all scattered till the end of the road.i made a U turn and went to start from the roundabout again.now they have started waving at me,to stop I guess?
ReplyDeleteI got a good position and packed.about 3 of them ran towards the car,this gals were a set of beauties to behold.
U will enjoy me more,one of them said.
I will give it to u like u have never had it,the other said,while the third one kept chewing her mouth and moving her breast to the rythm of the car music.......
Which one of u is a lesbian,I asked
Aunty me......they all chorused
To be continued
Waaawu...
DeleteContinue naa
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DeletePls continue.
Lol
DeleteThe struggle is real Sha!
#GreenWorship was 👌.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking is not yet time for ihn, thank you Lord for public holiday, tomorrow one will over work
ReplyDelete#Story_1
ReplyDeleteA handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.
-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.
Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.
The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.
The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.
Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.
After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.
The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.
In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.
He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.
The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.
The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.
After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.
The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.
This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.
Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.
The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife??? In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.
The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.
To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.
The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.
In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.
-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know''.
-''Swear''
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.
Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Till today, l now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone.
When he does, I will still let you know... 😄#Barka D'Sallah...
This copy and paste again?, from so to IHN,Una no dey tire(Una in lafresh voice)😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Finally got and ID!
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Finally got an ID and the first thing you do with it is beg.
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spots n pimples are beginning to party hard on my face.. pls help a sista
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Who else? Oh! Kidjo the booty mama's gon' be smoking hot!!
Yo! Can't wait to see what 'Ama Kip Kip' is gon' slay with today...
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Shade or what?
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ReplyDeleteAnd work start again tomorrow......NEPA didn't even give people light to enjoy the holiday.......oshisco people
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