Sunday Laughs

Time to Laugh out loud!!

I CHOOSE NUMBER 7..lol

MY BEST;THE LOOK ON THIS CHILDS FACE FINISHED ME:::I HAVE POSTED THIS MEME BEFORE THO*

LAUGH OUT LOUD

Two friends were walking home and a lady happened to be blowing a kiss to one of them from the window of a storey building.
Their conversation went as follows:


Ahmed: Omo e be like say na me that babe dey blow kiss


UCHE: Guy leave that one jare, no mind am
(then the lady signaled to him to come)


Ahmed: Omo the babe dey call me sha


UCHE: Ogbeni, no go


Ahmed: why you go tell me make I no go? Fine babe like that dey call me, you say make I no go


UCHE: Guy abeg no go, no go (feeling pity)


(Ahmed ignored him and went over to the lady, she went to meet him and they both went upstairs. Suddenly as they were about to have fun, they heard a car honking.


Lady: (on opening the window) ha! That's my husband.


Ahmed: Yeh! Mo gbe ooo.


Lady: Don't worry, just pretend like you're the laundry man and iron these cloths (pointing at a heap of cloths).
Ahmed spent the whole day ironing clothes because the husband never left home again that day.
The next day he went over to his friend's place.


Ahmed: Omo, shey you know say na cloth I iron throughout yesterday.


UCHE: Shebi I tell you make you no go? All that cloth wey you iron so, na me WASH THEM



WHY IS IT ALWAYS FEMALES?
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1. Female dogs become so wicked
when they give birth.
2. Female fowls chase people when they
hatch.
3. Male lions don't eat humans no matter
how hungry they are, but female lions do tear people apart.
4. And the most annoying one is... it is the female mosquitoes that cause MALARIA.
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Females get wahala! Walahi.!!!
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You guys can be the witness...
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True or false???