Ladies feel free to gist,the men are not reading..lol
Fun Time
Be sincere
Let me start list..... His smell,his skin, lips, his finger nails and toe nails....And I also steal a glance to see if he parked well.....lol..Not parking well is a turn off
Do you prefer being rich to being neat?
What would disqualify or qualify a guy to be your date/boyfriend?
Im not reading, just passing...
ReplyDeleteWe know,lol.I prefer being neat to being rich,even the bible says cleanliness is next to Godliness.
DeleteDid you type that up there? If yes, then be ready to re-sit for another JAMB exam.
DeleteYou prefer "being neat to being rich". Why your own neatness no buy you the JAMB form???
Receive sense IJN! Amen.
Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha@Bhaykins
DeleteWhat is your problem Bhaykins?? You don't have to sound so mean! Mtchewww
DeleteLolz @bhaykins
Delete@Bhaykins you are very wicked. Lol!
DeleteSingle ladies parade.
Delete@Jimmy Choo, oops.... My bad.... Na who dash you? @Chummy cho cho I meant, sounds more Aba that you is.
DeleteI honestly have no problem with the JAMB girl, I'm only expressing my view. I wasn't trying to be mean dear, I was only being humorous.
What are the price range of your shoes??? Let's do business jor.
His nails then his feet/shoes. If he comes for a hug his smell is the next thing. If he smells bad, that's it, am gone.
ReplyDeleteBorn again christian, height (6.& above), handsomeness/average (definitely not ugly), clean/neat, complexion (white/fair), bulge, lips, finger& toe nails.
Delete... Jesus is my worth!
Wealthy, the better but not a criteria...
Delete... Jesus is my worth!
The first thing I take a look at is d way his dressed ! Then I move on to how he talks n d manner in which he approaches me!
DeleteDoes he seem like a well mannered man, could he be gentle...n so fort!
*ofcos how cute is he😉.
Stells ur own is funny oo..
Hehehehe
If u ask guys this same question, I know that they will all be mentioning boons and ass😒
DeleteThe 1st thing I check is his look and outfit!
ReplyDeleteLadies thank una stars say I don marry and I'm a faithful husband. if na when I de alone, I for use dis medium know una major turn on(s) and turn off(s), then gbensh scarra.
ReplyDeleteYimu, na so e easy reach??
DeleteKings what r u doing here? 😡
DeleteKingsluv, please how long have you been married? How has it been easy staying faithful to your wife? Is it difficult for men to stay faithful to wives? #iamheartbroken
DeleteKolo😅😅😅😅
DeleteThe man who taught me how to blow... God will punish him.
ReplyDeleteThe rich make sense pass I will help him get neat!
ReplyDeleteGod bless u.
DeleteI look at his shoe first, my brother if u wear a 'shoekwuma' bye bye, secondly his clothes, it has to be Neat, I perceive bad smell from miles away. Your hair has to be neatly cut, your beard gang have to be in-order, not those ones that are scattered as if they are quarrelling, lastly your nails must be clean.
ReplyDeleteWhy so particular about clean nails girls...ooooo I know for fingering with no bacteria... Hahaha
Delete😂😂😂😂@shoekuma shoes
Deletehere for comments #sipsfrommycoconutoil
ReplyDeleteHis height,looks,cbarisma, and mehn he must be cute and sexy😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
DeleteFirst I look out for is ur dressing/neatness
ReplyDeleteNot necessarily "gardging" or wearing expensive things but ur combination/coordination heat to toe.
U might be rich but lacks dress sense
Your heat to toe is the biggest turn off
DeleteI meant "head to toe" total outlook
DeleteIf he has a mouth odour, his hair cut,his nails,his height and he spoken English
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ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha! Beloved, you no well @your 3rd & 4th paragraph. That one dey sha but first of all his smell for moi. That catches ma fantasy as in I love good smell like theres no tomorrow biko before I start looking out for other things.😒😒👍 Neatness!
DeleteSandy na ya fantasy e catch abi na fancy?Anyway how ya granddaughter,u suppose don finish omugwo na
DeleteLol! Koro koro @anon 17:23! All join!😉 You don follow me come here again with same queshion when I have answered you on sp. Go back and check. Onuku!😋
DeleteEm Jay, couldn't find ur mail. Check my ID again pls
ReplyDeleteDon't know if I'm alright but my first glance goes straight to his footwear, provided he looks neat not minding if he is wearing 1k shirt omo the footwear na my target
ReplyDeleteStella,i like them tall,dark,neat and average long thing.
ReplyDeleteMine was different from all of the above;
ReplyDeleteHis speech and knowledge; yes knowledge id power. A man of knowledge increases strength. The first time I met my sweet husband of more than ten years and father of my kids was in a gospel meeting. He was introduced as our bible study teacher for the day. I had been reading the bible for at least a year I had become a Christian but when he began teaching, I marveled and wondered if I knew the scriptures at all. He was crisp, eloquent and inspired yet very HUMBLE. My friend that went with me began to call him "Humble T" after we marveled that he was so knowledgeable, a professional yet so humble. I never thought about him as a husband; just pure admiration.
While I devoted myself during holidays to fast and pray with my friend about our lives, the Lord showed me that that guy is my husband. I began to take a serious look at him and discovered that he ticked all the boxes of my liking. We were just friends but more of a teacher student (of the bible) relationship.
Ten years after that (of course I never dated any other man), he popped the question so humbly. I had a lot of respect for him in that he never touched me or indicated interest in doing so. He did not tell me "the lord says . . .", he simply asked "will you like to marry me . . .". I gave him an answer withing a few minutes. It's been years of bliss with him; someone I can look up to in Christ.
I love comments like this. Please we need more people like this on SDK. Most of the commenters here sound demented.
DeleteWow 👏👏👏👏
DeleteWhen u know this is yours.
I was surposed to get married last year but each time this guy mentions marriage my heart will be beating and fear will grip me, i just knew it isnt it. I cant come n go n kill my self oo.
Im still very young n i believe mine will bring me total peace.
Wonderful testimony. I love that may God continue to keep your union . Genuine Life in Christ is everything.
DeleteThey said first few things...so if na mad man wey get good speech and wisdom,you go trip😂😂😂😂
DeleteWow. I love this
DeleteEd ya wicked 😅😅😅😅😅@madman
Delete😂😂😂😂😂no b ma fault kidjo
DeleteHis eyes, skin colour(I hate bleached body) Teeth ( oral hygiene is necessary)
ReplyDeleteHis height, skin colour and car.
ReplyDeleteMake I dey read comments. I sha know say we men go learn one or two things.
ReplyDeleteAfter this Gist, na to rebrand/repackage go meet her again with new lyrics.
Stella, your head fukasibe.
Lols package well.
DeleteAnd make sure u shave ur armpit.
Kos one boy say recession no dey let am remember shave.
Loool!
DeleteI hate a guy that is arrogant, disrespectful, smokes and drink alcohol, guys who repeat boxers without washing it, night crawler, guys who don't use the magic words(pls,thank u,sorry,etc). Who leave their armpits hair.
ReplyDeleteAin't u asking for too much???
DeleteStella ooo! Kikikikiki
DeleteAnon, how's that too much? These are basic things abeg. Well, maybe the drinking part, because a lot of guys drink. And that armpit hair is a major turnoff
DeleteArmpit hair kwa! In this age and time? Are they growing a nursery there? The one on the head don do naa.
Delete@anonymous I'm not asking for too much. Why should I settle for less?
Deletehis use of English, his poise,his height, confidence,neatness and the pocket level lol as an igbo geh
ReplyDeleteman cannot live by beards alone lol
His smell tops the list. I kant come and throw up for what I didn't do
ReplyDeleteHot Bench (Mrs Dickson)
Lwkmd
DeleteGbammest!!!👍👍👍
DeleteLooks and neatness.
ReplyDeleteFirst thing is appearance,the face,English, den odas.
DeleteTurn on at first sight would be his dress sense.I just love a guy that is always neatly/smartly dressed.
ReplyDeleteI am more of a CONTENT than a CONTAINER kind of person so if a guy is all good looks but full of crap I will drop ya like is hot.
I also like a guy that is humorous , there is nothing like a guy that can make me laugh.I always look forward to talking to you.I miss you M but you know say e no go work out.
I love this post jare but I don't like writing epistle.(*covers face & runs away*)
Make I read comments
ReplyDeleteoh his composure too lol
ReplyDeletematurity
First na smell oo
ReplyDeleteThen I look at his Itele (shoes)
I look at his feet, I check the toe.. Na the toe you go take know if a man is really endowed down there... If the toe, I mean the first toe, if e too short, know say the dick go short.. If e long, know say the dick go long
And a guy must have money... Don't tell me you are neat and you have no shishi for your hand.. .all that name for cry cry 😢 baby, no be for me
@Galore
Galore why are you shouting
Delete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteThis geh eh!!!!!! Kai
Keep shouting Galore
DeleteLol... This cracked me up!
DeleteGrabs popcorn and chilled coke sitting down in my couch to read comments.
ReplyDeleteWe no wan see you for here o😒😜
DeleteHMMM..The first things are look in a man when being approached is 1. If he has beards, No beards i wont even look twice at you.2.Dentition at least to show you take care of yourself 3. Breath..If you got bad breath, get lost!!4.Smile 4.The bulge that his groin area 5.Shoes 6.His Butt **wink **winks**
ReplyDeleteWhat's the obsession with beards and muscles tho? Some married women won't let someone rest.
DeleteFirst na smell oo
ReplyDeleteThen I look at his Itele (shoes)
I look at his feet, I check the toe.. Na the toe you go take know if a man is really endowed down there... If the toe, I mean the first toe, if e too short, know say the dick go short.. If e long, know say the dick go long
And a guy must have money... Don't tell me you are neat and you have no shishi for your hand.. .all that name for cry cry 😢 baby, no be for me
@Galore
Galore you are still shouting
DeleteHahaha. ..@Anonymous "Orubebe "
DeleteNa internet send my comment twice oo
I am not shouting... Lol
@Galore
Lol@ parking well.
ReplyDeleteI hate that shit! I mean guys who don't park well.
I will first of all asses the guys gait, if he walks like a pig that's a huge turnoff at first sight.
I don't know if it's just me but I hate that normal 'toasting line'
....your face looks familiar bla bla bla. Just get to the point dude and speak like a matured man.
I served in an oil company clinic and almost all the men wanted a hit and run. Tor!
When they start speaking I automatically become an illiterate who doesn't understand English.
One day during lunch a guy walked up to my table and just said 'Been watching you from my table, I like you. Can we talk sometime? Dropped his card and left asap. That was it for me. I called him after a week.
Correct
DeleteI would have called him that same day
Ha..
ReplyDeleteSmell o...first and dresses neat (physical xsteristic)..
Then the way he talks...there are some guys that talk with style..I can explain it
Once I smell a guy with mad perfume ..I can fall in love ooo almost immediately..(that's my weakness)
I don't seem to b attracted to fine guys.I can see one and admire but smell is priority kicks ..i I can follow u everywhere just to know .
Now that I'm married once I smell perfume on someone Thats attractive I go n but it for my husband ..so I don't do wakawaka :-) :-)
Then we get to talking and start knowing more about ourselves
A big turnoff.. someone that repeats boxers..I can kill the guy with bare hands
On another note..I'm having a crush on Leo Ogechukwu..that guy has Charisma and d way he talks enn..got me daydreaming
Lol. ...you go kill the guy with bare hands
DeleteYou funny
And the painful thing is, boxer go dirty finish, Dem go still dey show am untop their trouser.. .shay Na by force to show us boxer?
@Galore
Galore stop shouting
DeleteStella I'm with you on the finger and toenails.. I'm a sucker for beautiful, well groomed nails. My nails are cute too so I'm a little vain as regards that. In all, I take note of physical appearance.
ReplyDeleteI married the wrong guy and i'm soo unhappy in my home. He is very uncultured nd very far from my dream guy, everyday I ask myself how I even got here, na wa, it is well.
ReplyDeleteEya... .
DeleteLook for option 2 now
@Galore
Anonymous orubebe *in galore's voice* you are shouting because nobody forced you to marry him
DeleteWe're you jazzed? 'Na qweshion I 'ansk
Delete#Pepperdemgang
DeleteUr aim was to pepper ur unmarried friends. How can u marry a man u not physically attracted to?
Maka why Nne?
Im not laughing at u darling. I feel ur pain. Ndo👋
Lots of married women are regretting some men are pretentious and deceitful
DeleteDidn't you guys date prior to?
DeleteMadam if dat na de only problem you nor get problem. Teach am na and pray for am. Una too dey give up fast fast.
DeleteI look at the man personality first, Secondly neatness and others can now follow, yes na Me talkam, special house wife!
ReplyDeletehehehe some girls has no choice
ReplyDelete#GOAT™
Even your English is choiceless😅😅😅😅.nobi only has na had😆😆😆
DeleteHis shoes.
ReplyDeleteHis lips.
And if he has nice smell.
The last but not the least...his dress, he must not be reach to dress good you know.
Zion baby until you know how to spell 'rich' correctly, then continue to shout
DeleteAnuofia...i guess you have not made any mistake in your life.
DeleteObote.
That's no mistake u r dumb
DeleteAnonymous you sounding like a man😅😅😅😅.why re pained by the"reach" aspect
DeleteI look at how smart he's dressed, n my eyes lazily wander to d crotch area, in my department, looks matter, and don't be skinny like NEPA pole with dry thighs biko, lol una no dey see CR7 thighs? Kai...*runs to pee*
ReplyDeleteYou sound vain. What's wrong with a skinny guy? Can you creat one?
Delete'hornified' blackberry stop shouting
DeleteHahaha. Funny enough I so love for skinny tall guys oh though not with that sickly look oh. Can you imagine. Lol. Dont like them fleshy looking and big bellies. Naa
DeleteHahaha. Funny enough I so love for skinny tall guys oh though not with that sickly look oh. Can you imagine. Lol. Dont like them fleshy looking and big bellies. Naa
DeleteLol...i'm tired of shouting o, my fellow 'horngry' anonymous.
DeleteHe has to be handsome looking,
ReplyDeleteHis character has to match his handsomeness,
Humility
tolerance; I am not perfect; don't want someone who will pound me
forgiveness
a good listener rather than a talkative man.
An intelligent and wise man; with these combination, he will be comfortable in life
Not a "rich fool"; because he will use the money to chase anything on skirt and with breasts
Character is the key
My main turn off is hypocrisy; guy tell me what you are no exaggeration. And do not talk about God and do the unimaginable!
Neatness
ReplyDeleteGodliness
Humility
Patience
Eloquence
In that order
Neatness ooo but then not all that glitters is gold(hahahaha)
ReplyDeletePersonality did it for me,now any dirty place I clean and make everyone happy........kikikik
I like my man to be tall but not foolish
ReplyDeleteHe must know Jesus and love him
NO pretense
Hmmm. One man I once met gave me goose bumps, he was smelling of soup, as in vegetable soup. Kept talons, not nails o! His were beyond that. His breathe... arghhh stank of stale cigarettes and one foul unidentified something like rotten meat,and na very tiny person with bad mind. Everything was a total turn off. I jump am pass. Kikiki
DeleteHe's look generally should be OK,not the type that will make me wanna disappear out of shame,(he mustn't be handsome,let him be presentable & dress well) then coming closer he should have a nice smell, then he's pocket aka money in da acant!
ReplyDeleteI don't care whether he has small or big P
Lifted you are shouting. What are you bringing to the table? FYI it's 'his'
DeleteDo i prefer neatness to riches. Hmm tough question. Pls be both. If you are rich not neat, you can only be a mugu and if you a neat not rich... Kai. Just be confortable abeg.
ReplyDeleteTurn on: Neatness, generousity, physique, focus minded men, confidence, intelligence....
Turn off: Lousy men, gosips (the worst), stingy men, any kind of odour.
Dream husband: caring, purpose driven, God fearing
First thing I look at is his leg, down to his shoe/footwear. Now, shoes tell a lot about a person,male or female.but esp for the men.
ReplyDeleteIt must not be an expensive one, but You have got to have very neat shoes on.if he happens to be putting on shorts, he's got to have very neat legs.
Secondly is his smell.I sniff people a lot.you've got to hit me with that pleasant smell.it could either be your cologne, soap, or even an after shave.
Then you've got to have neat beards, a rich vocabulary, good dental hygiene..
Those top the list.
Its nice to have a good balance, be rich and neat, if you are not rich, pls be neat.
I always step out looking fresh clean and All sweet smelling despite not having a healthy account balance.
Look presentable is all.and honest to God,you don't need lots of money to do that.
Northie Northie I will pass. But why did you shout?
DeleteHis hair, his smell,his dressing. Don't need to see if he's packed well- except I'm interested in going there later. I love him to be comfortable financially...
ReplyDeleteI don't talk to guys with body odour or bad breath. For me it is an abomination for a man to have body odour. I also never dated a short man, i had handsome 'toasters' but they were short. No way. I never liked yellow(fair) guys too. I don't like skinny/thin guys, i won't even look your way. I like dark smooth/fresh skin and handsome and not too fat guys. You must never use CHEAP perfumes. Solid shoes and belt. No rashes on your skin, no pimples. Also, you MUST have MONEY to take me out and buy me gifts. As if God knew what i wanted, i got it all in my husband plus more. Some friends thought i was too 'choosy' and would never find my spec. To their utter shock I did.
ReplyDeleteHeight...at least 6.1, clean nails, Nice smell ( especially men who wear creed), beards, dark skinned and ruggedly handsome (I don't at all fancy that boyish handsome look).
ReplyDeleteMISS Jacobs.
His teeth...once dated a guy with half teeth and I'm still traumatized
ReplyDeletehis smell...if he wears too much parfum its suspicious, my ex was cheating and his perf used to change every time, it was the perfume of all his other women...
his muscles...i want a man who can lift me during acro yoga so no guys without muscles
his grammar...my Eyes twitch on their own when I'm being toasted with bad tenses and grammar...
the manner of toasting...some guys just shout random names at me hoping I will answer, one called me angelaruth once, hoping I was either Angela or Ruth
Lmao 😂
DeleteHis penis. I repeat a clean Penis. A clean boxer, a nice sexy penis ,then his money . Have money n a smart penis n we can talk well .
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahah
DeleteOshisco raised to power 1000😂
Smart Cecilia using a smart phone need a smart penis 😂😂😂
DeleteHahaha. And it mustn't be hairy *there
DeleteYes o, a clean penis odikwa very important 😆😆😆
Delete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteCecilia your comment practically killed me
Phewwwww trollers two fingers in the air for you odikwa very hard to troll. FYI this ain't galore. Why am I even shouting?
ReplyDelete#enoughsaid
#galore'scrush
#okbye
First thing i look out for is his toes if he's putting on slippers or shoes,his fingers, his smells cos I luv perfumes.I will check if he parked well. Then with my spiritual eye, i will check his pocket or bank account.
ReplyDeleteThis is a very informative post. For me, the appearance is key. Colour coordination matters(not someone that will put red shirt on green pant...lol, he has to be neat too.Don't like men with bushy hair too. E plenty Jere.
ReplyDeleteI am sapiosexual. I love intelligent and smart men. First attraction: manner of approach and ability to strike a reasonable conversation. Then ability to think outside the box. He must not be a traditionalist. He must not also be attached to religion but rather is open minded and free. Agreed handsome men get my attention but then that attention can only be sustained if they have the qualities I stated above. How can I forget to mention that I can't date an entitled man who feels men are God's gift to women. I can't also date a man with ego who finds saying I'm sorry difficult or isn't humble. He must also have a steady source of income. I find working class men more attractive than business men. Don't know why sha.
ReplyDeleteLol I look at his teeth and imagine if I would enjoy kissing him. I no fit shout
ReplyDeleteStella darling
ReplyDeletePlease lets know about guys too.
Lets know what they check at frst glance when they approach a girl.
But i know say breast no go let una even notice say the girl mouth dey smell or her toe nails rotten.😆😅
Okay looking and able to speak well. As in no gbagun in his English oh. Ability to communicate well and intelligently. Down to earth, good sense of humour to match mine. Then good sense of dressing, the shoe must not be shoekuma and I will use style and check if its filing at the back. Well trimmed nails. If you are growing your hair and beard they need to be well groomed. Your package I will check whenever you stand up cos you might be seated when I first sight you. Hahaha. Comfortable enough though not so rich. *wink*
ReplyDeleteNeat and comfortable smell
ReplyDelete@anon 15:21 take ur mad self out of my lane,its not ur business whether I shout or sing, its my opinion ! if u r too interested in knowing what I have to offer come & be my toilet washer man/woman
ReplyDeleteThe men are spying ohhhhhh.......ojoro cancel, the men should leave the ladies to gist now.......lol..una dey miss us already....hahahahaha..
ReplyDeleteMen oh men, hmmmmmmm this men will not kill us o. Who is watching Battleground on DSTV 151, kai Monday come quick quick. How long will Chief Bhadmus be in coma o......
ReplyDeleteAs in eh. The last episode was just full of drama. Nd poor Adaora doesn't even know what is happening downstairs. I just feel this season will end in that last scene. Either by chief waking up or dying.
DeleteFor me is the skin I love a man that has soft skin then his occupation business man no working class good
ReplyDeleteFor me, a dark complexioned, tall and neat looking dude is a turn on. You know that bad boy looking dude with a calm demeanor would always make me have a second look. That is the first thing I noticed about my guy.
ReplyDeleteNext is the at least 7O percent IQ displayed eloquently. Hmmmmmmm, that would qualify you for a second date.
#Your value doesn't decrease based on someone's inability to see your worth*
ReplyDeleteConfidence first, that's the first thing that will make me even pay attention. Then well dressed, smells sexy, good looking. Great diction. If I'm interested, I'll then pay attention to the details like your wristwatch, your fingernails, your belt, your shoes, and finally your gadgets. Lol, lets not pretend we don't check out the gadgets. You gotta be sexy though. Sexy body made in the gym.
ReplyDelete1,I look at how he treats others:
ReplyDeleteif he's arrogant then he's not my spec. I love jovial guys alot.
2,Dirtiness:
I know nobody was made perfect by God, I can condone any other traits apart from dirtiness. Dude must shave his uncle bolaji properly if not I won't give him head 😆😆😆😆
3, I'm a very simple person and hardly scrutinise,As far as your pocket is loaded then we re good to go cause I get my own for body as well😅😅😅😅
Please just know how to speak good english.
ReplyDeleteI was particular about mouth and body odor and cracked lips, until i met my husband. We became friends, when we go shopping i made sure he bought good toothpastes and perfs, gradually he made it a habit, now he smells divine.
Some men their mouth odour will not allow you to check anything out.
ReplyDeleteMouth odour that can raise the dead.
Yo, all these men that shower in 5.2 seconds, just a quick question?
Is it your nipples you are washing???
Appearance. He's got to be a well dressed fine boy.
ReplyDeleteDrawing closer, he must smell fresh and clean
He must be responsible, not lousy, God fearing and very comfortable financially.
All of these, we good.
A man that is God fearing, responsible, humble intelligent and financially comfortable will turn me on anyday. I urgently need one.
ReplyDeleteI look at his feet first, I don't even know where I picked that.. complexion as I'm not huge on fair guys..nails, hair, smell and dentition.
ReplyDelete