In House News -TUESDAY

Good day good people of SDK...Hope everyone is doing just fine?......Have a great day and enjoy your chinchin*side eyes at Tetrina*........*Ibindhungerandjealousyfrommethisafternoonlol*

ONYINYE IS FACE OF IN HOUSE NEWS

Happy Birthday to you Once again Dearie!



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ADEOLA COVERS IN HOUSE NEWS

Shout out to mama boyfriends,keep moving the ministry to the permanent site....you re so loved.

Will like to sow my registry dress above as a seed to a bride to be who needs it,as I am also looking up to God for so many miracles.

It's a size 8,as an orente that I am,lol.

Call or watsapp:07064356845.

Signed......Bv Olori Orente.


WOW A SIZE 8?..you look like Barbie Doll...I like!!!
Congrats on your wedding.


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IS THIS FUNNY?

THE CONDUCTOR AND HIS PASSENGER

There was this time I was in the bus and the conductor was insulting this lady, the reason was change, basic change o! She wanted all her change but the conductor wanted her to forfeit some, she insisted she was having all so the conductor began insults after the lady ignored him.

The insults uttered in Yoruba were too much that even the other passengers were saying it is enough and some were laughing. He insulted her size and most of all her shabby provocative dressing, all in Yoruba for over 5minutes.

To my surprise the lady sat there and didn't say a word nor was she concerned, when she got to her stop she removed her earpiece which could have prevented her from hearing the insults and requested for her change in pidgin. 

Conductor replied in Yoruba and she said she doesn't understand, then it became obvious she didn't understand Yoruba. It pained the conductor so much, he had wasted his energy yabbing someone that didn't know what he was saying. Lmao. It was hilarious, he wanted to cry when he found out. He felt so sore. I just sat there and laughed at it all.



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THE HOTEL JOB

On my way to a function last weekend, I passed by an hotel where I worked years ago.

This brought back memories from my days as an hotel staff. After leaving my previous job, I had searched and searched for another job for months without success, so when a friend told me about this recruitment in this 'four star' hotel located in an highbrow area, I quickly applied,  luckily I was employed.

My folks at home frowned at the job, my church family too were not left out. Their reasons were many lols, in their exact words 'it won't portray a good image of you' 'the immoral activities there  will draw you back spiritually' 'it will take all of your time' and so on. The last point was so true as I barely had time for other things, I worked on Sundays and during public holidays sometimes, I only got a day off in a week which would fall on any day. 

One advantage was that it was rewarding financially and it afforded me the opportunity of meeting people including celebrities. I barely touched my basic salary while I worked in that hotel, tips from customers and service charge being shared weekly to the staff were enough for me to spend. I was a big girl among my friends in those days lol.


However, I had to quit because of the stigma. Yes, I said stigma. There is this stereotype assumption about ladies who work in hotels, people see them as promiscuous, indecent and irresponsible. I remember what happened during a family meeting of the youths while planning the wedding of a cousin. We were asked to introduce ourselves and state what we do. 

All others before me did their introductions without any question but when it got to the turn of yours truly, the expression on the faces of those present changed, some started asking why I chose to work in an hotel, some asked for the address of the hotel while others just looked at me somehow.


It wasn't funny, I couldn't contribute anything meaningful at the meeting for fear of being picked on.
Well, I got a new job soon after that epic family meeting. Some of my 'office brouhaha' while working in that hotel will make an interesting read. I will try and bring one interesting episode.

Mama Teee



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VACANCY

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The person may have done a bit of account management in an advertising, PR or related agency. Ideally, the person must have a minimum of 2 years’ experience and should be able to work on Excel. Most importantly, and because our team players exhibit our values of Passion, Innovation & Excellence, s/he must great at delivering results.

We are a small and nimble team, so flexibility of work arrangement is an option our staff enjoy, and we need someone who aligns with our culture and gets things done.

We are looking for a closer, not just a talker!

If you fit the above criteria or know someone that does, please send an email with CV and a short email with bullet points stating what you bring to the table (no more than 100 words) tocareers@lexitonmedia.com.

Thank you.



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CARE FOR SPECIAL NEED CHILD

Hello my wonderful Stella tuale for you. Please Stella I have a huge burden and I will like to share it with BV to get any positive response.

The cleaner at my office I noticed always backs her baby to work and always have a very disturbed look. So I saw her and greeted her and she asked me if I was passing her route I told her yes so she joined me.

While she was with me inside the car the baby was still backed and I asked her how many months was the baby and she said eleven months immediately I got very worried.

I have a one year old son and I know how active he was at around eleven months so she quickly narrated her ordeal to me.

She said she had a traumatic birth and around 3months she noticed her baby was not balancing his neck which he ought to do with the milestones baby normally hit. Got to six months same and to date the child cannot balance his neck.I felt so sad that is why she has to constantly back him.He cannot move,stand,sit or do anything for a child of eleven months.

I asked if she has visited any hospital and what did the say. She said she has but could not give me any coherent thing they said. From things I have read I could deduce it could be cerebral palsy which could be from birth or during brain formation during pregnancy.

Please I want to see how I can help her that baby needs serious therapy and not backing him from morning to night is not the way forward. Anybody who has such a baby or a relative please how is it managed so I can tell her.

God bless you all or any good hospital in PortHarcourt she could go to please drop it in the comment section.


This is so so sad.



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PAINFUL LOSS AND AMAZING TESTIMONY

Dear Stella...

I am so glad to share this testimony because God has favoured me in ways no man can imagine. Please its quite long to read.

I got married in 2015 and got pregnant immedaitely.My husband and i were happy ,everthing going well with the baby. I was approaching my edd but no show of labour,doctors in my hospital kept saying "Be patient, cervix is closed".

 I was a bit worried because the baby was over due and contractions were coming often. After the new year day 2016,went to tell hospital that am over 41 weeks but as usual my cervix is closed.

Hmm from that period to the sunday they told me to come for inducing ,i just knew something was wrong. Besides,i was not comfortable with the way my pregnancy was exposed, my over joyful mother inlaw have been telling people about the day am due, the sex of the baby.

To cut the story short,on the eve of my hospital appointment ,my husband that never falls ill got sick and was admitted.Still my mil kept calling on rhe phone ;that 'my daughther inlaw will be induced tomorrow'.That action pissed me off so bad but i just let go.

Sunday came for inducing,reached the hospital was told to do ultrasound, from the face of the sonographer i knew something was wrong. I asked her, she said everything is fine. They admitted me but until the next day morning three doctors came to tell me 'madam we are sorry,there is no life in your baby'.
Stella my world came crashing and cried my eyes out, i was induced and delivered my son after which my husband and his father went to bury him.

After delivery my bp rised to 150/90, depression started and it wasnt easy for my husband and i.Looking back at the journey, buying our son's things,feelings of being new parents.Mid last year;i started trying again but nothing at all,my period became my worst enemy every month. DH kept assuring God will do it that i should patient.

Finally, March this year went for follicle monitoring scan and the scan guy said i was not ovulating. I saw a gynae and he said he give me some drugs to stabilise my hormones.

Stella i was very determined with my prayers and i believed God will show up even without those medications. I ovulated in April and met with DH all through that period, on the day of my anniversary in May - I found out i was pregnantttttttt!!!!!.

God did it for us,my husband was so happy because looking at year 2016 we cried. My prayer is that i will carry my  baby till full term and deliver alive and sound. God restored all i lost... Halleluyah🤗.




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IYA IBJI SERIES
THE CUTE CULT GUY

Back then in Uniben though I was a Virgin but I had PhD in flirting, seducing and leaving guys high and dry. So there was this  guy who  was liking me and oh he was very cute.

Anyway he wanted more but I wasn't ready for a relationship and he got frustrated. One night I was reading in the lecture hall he walked in, sat beside me and started talking loudly, I took him outside. Cute guy was drunk and wasn't so cute anymore.

He started talking o,  saying I was making shakara because of my fine face that he will have that taken care of, this was the year a lecturer's daughter was poured shit in a lecture hall. Na so fear grip me. He also said other things that made me realize he was a cultist, I went back to my seat but couldn't read and I couldn't go back home I don enter.

I had to come up with a plan, one day cult guy came and we sat outside as I have never allowed him into my room. As he was talking I was just looking ahead and thinking how I was going to get out of this mess. He then told me I was commanding birds. 

 See we had this big tree covering the grave of the landlord's mother in the compound and even though I was staring at the tree I wasn't looking but for some strange reasons the birds on the tree seem to be following the direction of my gaze. I saw an opportunity and took it, I started forming stories of how I have been taken to places for deliverance and what not.  How 2 guys tried to rape me one was never found and the other is at uselu. Yimu.

He asked if I was an ogbanje I said no that people just misunderstood my powers. He asked what powers. I said I wasn't allowed to mention them. He asked who they were I asked him if he was ready to die. I played this guy in  my subtle innocent way I knew he was afraid that I had gotten him. He also asked what was the connection between me and the birds.


Anyway to cut the long story short he said I should get help I come form nollywood for am, seriously I had to act to save my life. I became teary I told him I was tired of going for deliverance that I just want to be left alone not like I deliberately hurt people that they only get hurt when they try to hurt me. He started petting me to stop crying and after everything he left.  


I wanted to see him off but he told me to get some rest. I watched him leave though he kept turning to look at me. I couldn't even laugh all the while I was praying that my stunt had worked on him and asking God to forgive me for acting like an ogbanje.

I didn't see him for a while and just when I thought I'd won he came back.
We sat outside again and he started chatting he said he knew I was lying blah blah blah and I just kept quiet. When he was leaving he said he told his mom about me and she said I should come to their church for deliverance, sad and defeated i told him I was tired of deliverance.

Even though he was afraid of me he kept coming then I knew I had to change plans.  I confessed my sins to the God and cried out to him to save me from the cult guy. God had mercy on me and the guy stopped coming around and even when we saw in school he would waved  from a distance.

The Iya beji 1



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BBM PIN HACKED

Dear Stella,

 Kindly help post this in In House.

This is to bring to your notice that someone else is chatting with my BBM PIN D8D93767. I don't know how this happened. Please disregard any message from this PIN above . Thanks. 
Regards, 
Emerald



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Small Chops giveaway to BV Starry Larry
Hello Stella,

I will like to give few packs of small chops to Bv Starry Larry for the Sallah Celebration.

@Starry how many packs can you finish ni? Hahaha .kindly send a mail to michaakafoods@gmail.com so that I know if you are available for pick up/when you need it otherwise I will have to give any other Muslim Beevee that is interested.

Have a wonderful celebration ahead.

Kind Regards,
Bv Madam Small Chops.

Congrats Starry Larry...
I know puff puff and stick meat but I want to know what you people put inside the Rolls...Veggies or what


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