#nohingmuchtosaybutthankGod.#boyfriendsofftoschool itooknowasusual #positivevibesrock #deletetoxicpeoplefromyourlife #SDKblog #thefamous'
You are either on your way to work..which is late already or you are already there and sipping early Morning tea..lol
Whats up? How do you plan to spend your day?
BV Sexy Daddy,its not that serious oh,was Joking with you Yesterday,not upset with you please,so dont read meanings into anything.
On Wednesday two people will win 50K each from the comment section of IHN.......There are no rules to who wins,it can be ANYBODY irrespective of whether the person needs help or not.It is not a begging post and anyone who posts begging comments will be disqualified immediately.
Those who post as Anonymous will not be chosen because there is no way to verify an anon comment.
The winning comments will be published on Monday IHN on May 29th which is workers day in Nigeria right?
If you want to be part of the fun,then contact me and sponsor a comment.......This is a Jaymoore Initiative and fully supported by me.
Have a nice day everyone.
Kisses!
*WHAT IS GRACE?*
ReplyDeleteGRACE means FAVOUR Minus LABOUR.
GRACE means Promotion without QUALIFICATION.
When GRACE speaks, protocols are suspended, If you doubt me ask 'Esther' .
When GRACE speaks, Laws are broken, If you doubt me ask 'King David'.
When GRACE speaks, Educational Qualifications are Useless, If you doubt me ask 'Peter'.
When GRACE speaks, Connections are needless, If you doubt me ask 'Joseph' from prison to Prime minister.
Today, THE GRACE OF GOD will speak on your behalf & wil continue to speak for you throughout this Glorious year In Jesus Name....Amen.
MAY YOUR DAYS BE BLESSED.
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Amen ijn
DeleteAmennnn.
DeleteAmen.......
DeleteMorning Pastor Krix
Amen
DeleteA Billion Amen Boss. Where have you been all this while.
DeleteAmen.
DeleteAmen.
DeleteGM Every1.
It's Gona be a great day!
Amen. This is what I need now honestly.
DeleteAmen. I need this at this point in my life.
DeleteAmen!!!!
DeleteI'm grace personified
Amen😇😇😇
DeleteWherever the wicked gather against you, by the power of the resurrection of Jesus Christ, let Holy ghost fire consume them one-by-one n may Psalm35 fight for you in the mighty name of Jesus christ, Amen
ReplyDeleteAmen
DeleteAmen!!!!!!
DeleteStella you for nor announce am ohhh.
DeleteComment section will be crazy on that day mehhh.
I hope I win😁😁😁😁😁😁
Na so! Amen!!! How I love this psalm 35 like kilode.
DeleteGood morning my good neighbours and you all have a blessed day.
I was fvcking my secretary up the arse when my wife walked in.
ReplyDeleteShe said, "You can't do this to me!"
I said, "I know... that's why I'm doing it to her."
#DontQuoteMe
Yeye
DeleteHehehehe! You too yeye😉😜
DeleteI shall rise beyond my imaginations... Amen.
ReplyDeleteGood morning to you all and have a productive day.
#Motherhoodrocks💃
Amen ijn
DeleteI receive
Gudmorin
Good morning great people. Have a fabulous day!
ReplyDeleteI remember whenever i have malaria my mum wil always want us to go to the hospital. She doesnt take that chance of leaving me. I so so so hate injection😭😭😭 crying things oo. Even up till now, I still detest it. Anytime we get to "aunty nurse house" and she says "omaa gbabere". Fiam.!! I don leave slippers. Na race be that ooo😂😂 I don reach junction before aunty nurse says any other thing.. My mum will come begging, " jide wa gbabere"(come n receive injection). Next thing, she don hold my short. I go they shout for d whole street.. Yeeeeeehh yeeeeeeeh egbami ooo.. Mi o gbabere, mi o gbabere, mummy ejooo.😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteFinally if we don reach, na like 3people go come hold me ooooo.. My mum, the nurse's 2 children (boys). Them go hook me like goat wey no wan comot market. After plenty struggling, I just allowed them have their way.. Closing my eyes.. Once d needle enters, "yeeeeeeeeeeeh, mummy ooooo" mo fe toooo(I want to urinate)😂😂.. My mum will just tel me,"too sibe, mooma nu"(urinate I will clean). After like 1minute, body don come down.. Everybody sweating😨😨 asif they are d ones collecting it..
Anytime we r going to aunty nurse house, my mum always makes sure those guys are at home, orelse.. 🙌🙌🙌🙌 na another race be that. I remembered I ran one time like that, my mum was pursuing me (better race ooo), that day I knew my mum can run ooo. Well, can't remember if she caught up with me or not.😂😂😂
There was another day we went to the hospital, we sat infront of the doctor. The doctor asked, 'jide, what are those things you feel'
As a sharp guy, "nothing ooooo.. Just small stomach pain' Doctor will ask,"is your body hot'. I replied, NO. next thing my mum cuts in, 'doctor shey lo maa n paro'(he is lying) his body is hot, he vomited yesterday, he complained of headache yesterday night.!! (My expression when mum is saying all those) 😬😬😭😭😭 iya tii fo she. Next thing, I start to beg the doctor, Doctor hope I won't receive injection? I am fine, its just stomach pain. Please sir, I don't like injection. As I dey talk, doctor don start to write for paper, I was straining my eyes to see what he was writing. Finally I gave up. My mum immediately told d doctor to barricade the door that I ll run, before I talk say mk I stand.. Mummy don hook me😭😭😭.. Mummy ejoooooo. Lolzzz.. Anytime I remember those days na laff ooooo.. 😁😁
I can't believe i just read this epistle 😃😃
DeleteLol. The fear of injection those days is the beginning of feeling better.
DeleteMy brother's own is so bad, he can't even swallow drugs. He will beg my younger brother to help him swallow the drugs and eat his food. And that one mumu, will oblige.
Ha, those days were fun joor.
Lol.
DeleteBut me prefer injection to drugs Sha😂
To think I actually prefer injections
DeleteU can never catch me swallowing drugs but injections, I'm game
My kids so love drugs dt I hide it frm them. They can chew any drug whatsoever provided u don't give them injections
😅😅😅
DeleteI think I was a weird child. Ive always liked and preferred injections. The injection threats no dey work for me.
Very funny you😂😂😂😂,and the whole neighborhood be laughing. How about now? 😂
DeleteLol, beautiful story, I smiled Al through. Good morning house. Thank God I got to work early nd safely
DeleteUncle jide the story tellar mogbadun fabu yin yi ganni..
DeleteJust joking,no pun intended.
😂😂😂😂😂 ola if i jam person for this traffic i will send them to you.
DeleteLMAO i remember the day my dad cried like a baby because of injection LWKM
DeleteKai Olaaaa! My tommy o. I hate injection till now, give me loads of tablets. I'm cool. Your story reminds me of my elder bro.
Delete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This is so me. I hated injection and drugs till I started having menstrual pain no be perzin advice me to use drugs
DeleteHahahsshahahaha.... I don laugh scatter for here o
DeleteSee me smiling all through @chikito is wrong to used your phone when driving, don't go and hit someone oh
DeleteGood morning peeps!
ReplyDeleteI had a wonderful time yesterday unwinding body and soul💃💃💃💃
Special shout out to all Muslim brothers and sisters on this blog as you usher in the Ramadan this week,so I say Ramadan Kareem in advance 🍇🍌🍍🍏🍎🕌🕟🕖🌙
You all have a great day💋💋
A 10 year old boy wanted to learn Judo but he had lost his left arm in a devastating car accident. Despite the fact that he lost his arm he was determined to study judo and went to a judo master and requested that he should teach him judo.
ReplyDeleteThe boy began his lessons with the old Japanese Judo master. Even after 3 months training his master was teaching him just one move. The boy was confused that even after 3 months of training why will his master not teach him any other move..
Finally one day the boy went to his master and asked, “Sensai.. Shouldn’t I be learning more moves??”
Sensei(Master) replied, “This is the only move I know and this is the only move you will ever need to know..”
The boy didn’t understand what his master meant by this but believing in his master he kept on training and practiced that move.
After sometime Sensei took the boy to his first tournament. The boy won the first 2 matches very easily with his opponent but his opponent seemed to get angry and charged on to him with his full strength but the boy won even the 3rd match with the move he learnt. He was amazed and surprised by his success. After another match he kept on winning matches with just that one step. At last he was in the final tournament.
In his final match his opponent was bigger and stronger than all other opponents he faced till then. He appeared over-matched in front of his opponent. The match referee was concerned that the boy might get hurt and asked if the match should continue. The master asked the referee to continue the match.
Soon after the match resumed, his opponent made a critical mistake: he dropped his guard. Instantly, the boy used his move to pin him. He won the match and the tournament. He was the champion.
On their way home he gathered courage and questioned, “how did I win the tournament with only one move?”
Sensei replied, “You won for two reasons.. Firstly, You've mastered one of the most difficult moves in judo and Secondly, the only known defense for that move is for your opponent to grab your left arm. Now the boy understood that his biggest weakness has become his biggest strength.
Moral: Don't let your Weakness take Control of your life. Believe in your self and continue to Work Hard towards your Goals. Hardwork, Persistence and Focus will help you achieve your dreams. With positive energy your Weaknesses turns into Strength.
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Birthday week❤
#I rep May 27!!!
Gudmorin dear
DeleteOh wow.
Delete👌👌👌
DeleteI am strong. Positive thinking all the way.
DeleteAbeg where do u get all these from?
Delete😘😘😘
Nice one as always.💯
DeleteDarasimi 👍👍👍👍
DeleteNa so!👊
DeleteBeautiful morning
ReplyDeleteI came late to joro's post abt diary of a married woman or so
As usual,i wasn't surprised abt most comments made
But I hv to address this in my own opinion bcx we have young up and coming ladies that might go wt the notion that ....
Marriage is not worth it
Marriage is overrated
There's nothing special in it
With marriage,u can't achieve ur goal in life
Enjoy ur 'singlehood'
If u so badly need kids go n adopt
Marriage can be a form of drawback for goal getters
etc,etc,etc,etc
My dear young men n women,i knw there are lots of marriages dt r facing challenges but it isn't true that there are no sweet ones.
Love is beautiful
We still have like 60 to 70% sweet marriages. This doesn't mean that couples don't fight,they do but wen u are wt the right person,those fights make u go closer
Every settlement comes wt a sort of rebound which usually is sweet
What u really need is to be with the right person and u will be in for a journey u wouldn't wish to return from
When u are wt the right person,theres this completeness in u. U are SATISFIED .
The right spouse will even encourage u to become a better person.
U can still achieve ur dreams while being married. Marriage does not in any way stand as a hindrance to ur dream wen ur partner is understanding n supportive(this is needed by both) and u too,need to be calculative.
Those girls dt cry saying marriage is overrated,i want to enjoy my 'singlehood',not ready for marriage and all,let a good guy come along and "pop d question"(only pop question o), u see them wowing.....
I am not saying u shouldn't enjoy ur singlehood while it last but pls,dnt use that "mind set" to drive good men/women away. Infact wen u finally fall in love wt dt right person, n experience true love ,respect& understanding,u would wish u fell long before that time.
Also,we must try as much as possible to have a life outside marriage, be goal getters ...... Build ur social life n allow ur partner to build theirs. At d end of d day, u both have things to talk about outside d two of u.
Pls guy,i personally hate long write-ups but let's not get our young ones confused wt d notion of "I can't deal,too much stress n short comings goes wt marriage n all"
It's wrong to generalize.
Yes!!! Marriage isn't worth dying but definitely worth trying
What doesnt rockur boat might rock another's....
💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪
DeleteIt's only on sdk blog that I see stories of bad marriages, horrible stories. The real world is toally different from what sdk bvs paint marriage, if marriage was bad' my 4 , would've packed out by now, but no, their husbands are even competing on who will buy d best Indian silk for my mum birthday.
DeleteWell said👍
DeleteGood morning everybody!
ReplyDeleteFirst!
Lols
DeleteGudmorin
Good Morning oko Nneka
DeleteGood morning SexySpermyDaddy.
DeleteHow is SexySpermyMummyNnekus? And the lil soulja?
Have a great day bro
Good morning Stella's boo
DeleteBeen long sdk blog.
ReplyDeleteFine morning it is
Welcome back Amy...how is u?
DeleteYaaah very beautiful morning. ... Make I begin read comments.
Delete@jaymoore thanks a lot . May almighty God refill your pocket.
Quite an age really.
DeleteGood to have you back.
Who has used Yuri,omo white plus,gluta prime,gluta wink wink lotions ?? Does it work..? Reviews anyone ??
ReplyDeleteSounds like all those razz Yoruba concoctions that leave their ladies looking like ghosts/corpses with green views shooting everywhere like antenna.
DeleteNo be only wink wink, na blink blink,buahahahaha.
Sounds overrated, if u wanna use it, add mimi white serum or a bottle of skin free to half of d lotion.
DeleteKidjo I almost wrote an epistle for you but I went back and saw you've deleted the comment so I will let it slide.
ReplyDeleteGood morning all👌
Wish me success ,got two online tests today.
Success dear....
DeleteAbeg write the epistle tomorrow!!!
Good luck dear..
DeleteGood morning everyevery
Success is yours honey
DeleteGudmorin dear
DeleteSuccess dear😘😘😘😘😘😘😘.
DeleteYou can still write it,It's not too late!!!
DeleteI guess this has got something to do with what sexy daddy wrote yesterday.
Morning ibukun. God will grant you success all round
DeleteGood morning Ibk.
DeleteSuccess all the way....
Morning ibk.
DeleteU are surely succeed.
IBK I'm noynonly wishing you success but greater success. You shall excel IJN.
DeleteHello Tuesday.
ReplyDeleteGood morning guys,
Wishing everyone a beautiful day.
Same to you bloggie boo.
DeleteMorning bloggie. Good to have you on here. Have a great day💋💋
DeleteGood Morning
DeleteGood afternoon
Good night
😁😁😁😁😁
Bloogie morning.Hope you had a goodnight?
DeleteThanks. Wish u same
DeleteGudmorin dear
DeleteGM Ma'am.
DeleteGood morning the one and only bloggie of blog sphere. U is the real MBVM. Every other one is a counterfeit. Love u loads.
DeleteGoodmorning Etsako,
DeleteTrust you are great?
How's the lil one?
Have a wonderful day ahead
When a lady finally gets marriage proposal from the man she's been dragging with another lady, her Aso ebi colour combinations will be like :
ReplyDeleteJealousy green mixed with a little anger red, with a touch of edey pain you purple, a dash of okro them black, highlighted with pepper them blue.
Swag LaFresh, hope you will not confuse us with your Aso Ebi o...
Good morning wonderful people. My beloved Bawo ni?
Hahahhahahahahh. Swag lafresh take note
DeleteLols
Delete7 days to my birthday..grateful to be alive..This time last year,i was still confined to one place..and now my legs no dey stay one place..i'm grateful to God.😃
ReplyDeleteAny May 30th in the house..
HBD in advance dear.
DeleteHBD in advance Nora
DeleteHappy birthday in advance..
DeleteHappy birthday in advance
DeleteWow
DeleteHBD in advance
Gudmorin dear
Hi Nora
Deletehappy birthday in advance
Good Morning to you. Have a fabulous day
ReplyDeleteI'm looking for a correct restaurant in Lagos to eat okro soup. The type that will have thick pomo fresh big juicy shrimps, shaki etc. Then combined with freshly made pounded yam or soft amala.
DeletePlease don't mention Yellow chilli.
Urgent recommendations please before I go come dey chop am for dream.
God bless today for me.
ReplyDeleteWatching bloopers and thinking of what to eat. Have a nicer day everyone.
ReplyDeleteNo matter how I comment early, I don't get to be amog first 10..lol
Better luck next time BB
DeleteBlackieeeeeeeeeberryyyyyyyyyy
DeleteLols
DeleteGudmorin
Today, the Lord will remove shame from your life. He will take away filthy coat from you and clothe you with a new coat coloured with salvation and righteousness. He will comfort you and cover you with praises in front of all men in Jesus name. Almighty God will perfect all that concerns you, you will never become abandoned in Jesus name. God will remember you for good and intervene in all your situation. The mercy of GOD will locate you and bring you out of every distress. You will never be lonely in your hours of need and you will not become dejected again in Jesus name. The out stretched arm of God will comfort you and strengthen you forever in Jesus Mighty name. Amen. Good morning, have a blissful day..
ReplyDeleteAmennnn.
DeleteAmen!!!!
DeleteMorning Shennel
Amen. Pastoress Shennel
DeleteMay 29 is democracy day Stella, Mehn, amma flood the comment section on Wednesday....
ReplyDeleteGoodm bvs!howdy?ok just came to answer present for now,be right back
ReplyDeleteMorning Esther
DeleteDon't compare your life to others....There's no comparison between the sun and the moon. They shine when it's their time. Good morning my SDK fam., have a nice day everyone!!!
ReplyDeleteTrue💯💯💯 💯
DeleteLoud it 🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊
DeleteWord!
DeleteGood morning y'all
ReplyDeleteso i had a bad dream and i am still scared sef
Pray and cancel it,,not your portion and will never stand.
DeleteIsaiah 7:7
Isaiah 8:10..
Did u pray as soon as you woke up from the dream? It the dream is extra scary then you need to fast
DeleteIt's well.
DeleteGood morning people
ReplyDeleteHave a blessed day
@lagos babe ,how are you?? How's business?? Missed you here.. Please when do I come for my SDK special ??
Morning babyboo😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
DeleteMorning fab mum. How have you been?? Have a lovely day💋💋
DeleteGudmorin dear
DeleteHi Fab mun
DeleteI'm fab as your name implies 😘😘😘😘, we're pushing boundaries, missed you too, I guess you're also busy as you appear and disappear most times now.
DeleteYou're always welcome dear😀💋
Sp is here....God bless the giver....May ur pocket never run dry Amen.
ReplyDeleteAmen. But which pocket is it chest pocket. Back pocket. Or boxer pocket? Lol
DeleteHello everyone
ReplyDeleteHave a blessed day ahead!
Good morning to all wonderful people here😘😘
ReplyDeleteStella, just be ready to read more than 1000 comments on ihn come Wednesday 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😅😅😅
DeleteLol. No be lie
DeleteJust a little reminder to the down casted..
ReplyDeleteGod does what He says He will do. His faithfulness to you surpasses your difficulties. Don’t doubt that His plans for you will be accomplished! Don’t let uncertainty stifle your faith or steal your joy. Your destiny is taking shape in the palm of God’s hand.
Goodmorning to you all. Hope we all slept well? Thanks to God for the dawn of a new day.
ReplyDeleteGod Bless Everyone
Morning dear
DeleteWhat should I comment on oooooooo. Racking my brain
ReplyDeleteYou already said something about democracy day up there ☝.
DeleteI'm gonna make that day count with enough 😊 pipi'ing.
Her favorite beggy beggy beevees get to be chosen, normal commenters get nothing, only crazy and horny and immoral ones get the gifts.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm sire you'll still post with your ID that day o....hoping to win. God pass you.
DeleteSorry Nah!!
DeleteShut the fuck up biatch.
DeleteLool
DeleteCalm Down!
Shut up and go find a hustle!
DeleteWhy not try your luck before jumping into conclusion?
DeleteAnon calm down, It's too early for this o.k
DeleteI thank God for life.
ReplyDeleteMe too. Mbok Life is too sweet jooor
DeleteTraffic on 3MB is bumper to bumper. BTW Stella 29th May is democracy day in Nigeria
ReplyDeleteReally?
DeleteMake I still relax dey watch my Last Kingdom Series .
Yesterday I went to repair my phone's speaker because I can no play music or any audio stuff, after that one I went home only to find out that when I'm on calls, the person I'm talking to won't hear me but I can hear the person. Now I have to go back again, I don't know if the technician did that on purpose, or he even removed the mic Abi mouthpiece. Extra expense on me.. I dey vex
ReplyDeleteTrying putting it on loud speaker🔊.
DeleteEeyah. You go dey alright
DeleteDon't yell at the pone repairer when you meet him or her. Just tell the person nicely. Else you'd go back home to findbout your phone no longer received 3G network but 1G.
DeleteNa the work wey dem dey do. They will fix one part and destroy another so that you will come back and spend more money.
DeleteLast last the phone go kpafuka.
Na wetin dey happen I talk o, abeg no vex.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteGoodluck to the winners.
ReplyDeleteMake i go drink tea first
Morning yoriyori. Where've you been??
DeleteMy princess good morning, how are you doing?
DeletePlease send my own tea sharp sharp....Lmao
good morning b.vs
Gudmorin dear
DeleteYou and tea are 5 & 6.
DeleteKeep on enjoying your tea..
Good morning beevees..
Chimnaecheremobaghiurunamnaechereonwem
ReplyDeleteSexy daddy this is my Igbo name and as u know Ndi igbo si na afa onye na edu ya.
Chikito the professional nwa! Wednesday ihn will be drama filled, in fact I tag it boxing ring, arrange better story for us u hear? Hopefully will be dropping shoki on interval as spirit leads!
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Nice one Stella, congrats to the participants.
ReplyDeleteCrispy potatoes and egg sauce gat me this morning.
Have a good day y'all.
Be careful how you treat people when they are in their vulnerable state,your next level may be hanging in their balance,
ReplyDeletesome where in the future.
Have a great day ahead
Good morning everyone...
ReplyDeleteChi-exotic you're just cracking my ribs with laughter lately. I heart you babe. Enjoy
Jaymoore, Stella and every giver here, God bless and replenish your account. Amen
Have a blessed day people...
Good morning everyone...
ReplyDeleteChi-exotic you're just cracking my ribs with laughter lately. I heart you babe. Enjoy
Jaymoore, Stella and every giver here, God bless and replenish your account. Amen
Have a blessed day people...
May your day be blessed in Jesus name. Good morning!
ReplyDelete50k is not a small money
ReplyDeleteThe thing is, I don't understand one bit of what SDK wrote up there about participating
Sponsor a comment how?
Confused.com
Hailing my People, my Yard Members.... The boo-ers and the boo-ees🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋
ReplyDeleteI have a terrible phobai for height, like I can't climb bridges, cross big gutters!! The bridge own is worst, if I have to go out to see a friend, I'll ask "is there any bridge to cross"?? Once the answwr is YES, that's a deal breaker... There was this time I had to go see a friend at egbeda, didn't have money for cab and I've never been there before, as I got to oshodi and realised I had to climb the bridge to the other side, I just weak, stood there for about 10mins, contemplating if I should go back or not, I decided to approach the lasma guys there and begged that I should be allowed to cross the road, they refused oooo, one even offered to hold my hands and take me across the bridge, for where?? I no gree, I begged them till they agreed and took me to the KAI guys and those ones also laughed and finally allowed me to cross after making jest of me😥😧..... I really need to overcome this terrible fear, it's getting out of hand!! What about my Olumo rock experience?? That one Na epistle of another day!!!! *deep sigh...... How do I over this?? Who's like me?? Who's with me?? What's your story?? What's your phobia??
My lovelies😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
#EpistleGang😁😁
#GeminiBaby
#June13th
#Where'sMyBirthdayMate😩😩
PG IS ADVICED..... 18+
ReplyDeleteI feel so horn'e'y..... and I don't know how to do wuruwuru to the answer. Minimee has been sick and all our energy has been focused towards making her feel better. We were 100% stressed (i hope you know the best way to destress your mind and body is to have someone fcuk the stress out of you). She finally started playing and eating well on Sunday .... wow what a huge relief at least we can now get down to destressing ourselves 😉😉. I didn't know hubby was also in a badass mood for 💟making until he whispered sweet nonsense into my ears, he said "I am going to injure you when we enter the bedroom tonight"... wow, hearing this word my Juliana down there tingled at the thought of the sweet it will lick later. I just lol and told hubby that "abeg free me joor, you dat will be begging for mercy after just two rounds".... we laughed it off.
Oya nah, we finally entered the bedroom at 10pm waiting for minimee to sleep so we can get down to the act (yea, she sleeps on same bed with us) 10:30 this pikin never sleep, 11pm she never sleep, 11:30pm her eyes were still very clear... chai.... to cut a long story short hubby slept off by almost 12am leaving me and the baby. Madam finally slept by past 12am after which I started tapping oga with my legs, started trying to make conversation but whoosai...sleep don enter oga body. He didn't get to injure me! I didn't smell one round talk less of two!!.
A word of advice for newly weds: "pls have loads of sex b4 the babies start coming cos as soon as the babies arrive you will start having timetabled sex and less quickees". Mark my words. (You all need to see the way me and hubby enters pause mode whenever minimee stirs while we are knacking).
A word of advice for the guys: "Never ignore a horny woman".
Two words for my hubby: "currently sexually destroying you in my head" And "i love you for your personality but that diick sure is a bonus".
Have a nice day guys.
Gudmorin Stella
ReplyDeleteKisses to ur bfs
#motherhoodismyportionijnamen
#ishallnotbebarrenijnamen
Gudmorin bvns
Sexy daddy, forgive ur self, Stella is only joking😀😁😂
Teflon love😘😘😘
Love u guys like crazzzzz😘😘😘😘
I gave my baby one of this popular packed milk for children (name withheld for now) and as she was drinking it i decided to take a sip. Yuck!!! The taste was horrible which made me look closely at the bottle and I noticed there are some big shapeless particles inside. I really wanna sue the manufacturer and I need someone to tell me how to go about it. Note that the seal is still intact up till now, the only opening on it is where the straw pierced. Lawyers?
ReplyDeleteThe country is in recession, citizens barely manage to feed and now this manufacturers want us to start looking for hospital bills. To imagine that I bought a full pack of the viju milk and I have just about 6 left out of the 20 pieces in the pack. Plus i just finished treating this child few days ago.
Don't you think I should sue them so they can produce healthy drinks for our kids?
Barr Omar and co pls tell me what to do. I will be reading comments.
God morning my lovely bvs
ReplyDeleteI am happy to be among this commission
I pray from today else forth unfamiliar spirit we die by fire
every foundational curse die by fire
every arrow of disappointed,promise and fail,proverty,sickness,setback die by fire
I refuse to be aborted
I claim all the devil as stolen from me by fire
this month is ur and my month of testimony Amen
if you believe sho......ut
Amen by fire.
Good luck to the winners.
ReplyDelete#prayingmodeactivated.
Why won't we read your hashtags when you cram all you want to say into a single word, it makes for an interesting read.
ReplyDeleteIt's a cold morning, chicken pepper soup would have made so much sense.
I am life today is not by my power by the grace of God even in the means of lack and want I choose to give thanks to God cos I know this month is my month of testimony Amen.
ReplyDeleteGrittinx.
ReplyDeleteSheynnail Loff. Eye ope yhu are olrice.
Ed.... ., aww is yhu.
Kidjoe and Gret Ledy , eye tink yhu are lorsing cus eye yaff north find yhu.
Pliss Enisomborri that haff BV Not-Dakota kontackt shool pliss male eat tomi if yhu dun mine. Righting condolength is north enof, eye need to olzo ear ha voiz
Teng-kiu
Here's the situation, been to every nation
ReplyDeleteNobody's ever made me feel the way that you do
You know my motivation, given my reputation
Please excuse me, I don't mean to be rude
But tonight im loving you
Don't know why I rove this song so much. Morning all.the good, the bad, the wicked, the worwor, the beautiful, the shapeless, the sexy, the short, the tall, the fat, the slim, the old and the young.
You must belong to one of the above, So choose which one you belong to and stay like that nobi me send una message 😝😝😝😝😝😋😋😋😋
Kelvin DtEdoBo good morning I pray God meet you at the point of your needs
ReplyDeletemay God bless the works of your hand Amen.
Morning fam,all praise and adoration belongs to the most high,the beneficent,the merciful.Whatever u know how to do best(legally),pls do it.
ReplyDeleteIrrespective of whether the person needs the money or not ke?
ReplyDeleteSDK na everybody need money walahi,say people like me no dey write sob story or compliance doesn't mean I'm not having hot o.
There are some stories I wish to share atimes but then I will have a rethink and be like "dem go say u dey use style beg" and I will just erase it and type normal stuffs.
Its not pride,I'm just one of those who thank God for the little I have.
SDK I no reach to advise u but this is just an idea ...instead of giving just two people 100k ,pls why not make it 20k for 5 Bvs ,that way it will touch 5 people instead of 2...its just an idea pls don't get vexed.
Anyways I wish the winners happy winning in advance but whoever wins should gimme commission abeg.
Thank you
Hello...
ReplyDeleteMy heart has not yet recovered from yesterday's Uber marriage. So he even has a daughter??? Chai.
ReplyDeleteIn fact as late as 1am I was still thinking about it. God please keep me away from bad families and friends. Families that will lie to cover up their son's atrocities just to ensnare me. Let my mind and spirit be extra aware.
See correct one chance.
PS: I don't know why ladies start chattering like sandflies when they get into taxis. Keep your mouth shut. Your personal effects in your bag and your eyes and ears peeled. Answer all personal calls when you get to your destination. You can never tell what sensitive information a driver can use against. This one na 'marriage' abi? Next can be murder.
The last time it was the other uber driver that ran away with $1000. I wonder why he didn't propose too sef.
SDK darling its OK dear.Ofcos we are having good times here.God bless
ReplyDeleteOn my way to balogun market,
ReplyDelete#life of a happy shopper
We take the stress of shopping off you
Have a beautiful day everyone
I am looking like a lucozade as usual, not easy to fast when it is not Ramadan but I gats to pay my debt. Have a wonderful day guys...
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I'm already at the shop, I want to be a beneficiary of the 50k giveaway ooo, I need it badly ooo. Thanks to Jay Moore for the idea ,may God reward you. God bless you Stella.
ReplyDeleteGod Bless Everyone
Please what can I use to eradicate mosquitoes. I've used Raid. Mortein. Baygon. It's just like I'm giving them blood tonic sef. Please what do you people use?
ReplyDeleteStella may 1st was workers day why may 29 is democracy day in great Nigeria
ReplyDeleteGood morning 50k thank you jesus
ReplyDeleteHas anyone used Alata Samina? Is it any good?
ReplyDeleteThank you Jesus for the gift of life,breathe,shelter,food,protection, provision...
ReplyDeleteIt can only be You Abba Father..
Thank God..
Good morning wonderful people of SDK blog..
Good morning Stella Ezi Nwanyi..
That of post of that guy lives in that dirty neighbourhood, Chai I laughed so much reading comments. Choi, bvs are mouthed.
ReplyDeleteBut I got thinking, that
some people were actually leaving in a better and conducive environment. But later moved to such environment.
Most people were saying they can never date such person. But what if u are married to ur hubby and things later too another turn and u find urself in such place, will u leave ur hubby?
Life is up and down. And the only constant thing in life is change!
Please what can I use to eradicate mosquitoes. I've used Raid. Mortein. Baygon. It's just like I'm giving them blood tonic sef. Please what do you people use?
ReplyDeleteNa wa, is it that there is NO cure for pimples. I yam tired o!!!!
ReplyDeleteOn my way to Balogun market.
ReplyDelete#life of a happy shopper
We take the stress of shopping off you.
Have a blessed day everyone
Thank you Jesus for the gift of life,breathe,shelter,food,protection, provision...
ReplyDeleteIt can only be You Abba Father..
Thank God..
Good morning wonderful people of SDK blog..
Good morning Stella Ezi Nwanyi..
Feeling so fresh this morning 😍 no need for makeup today,
ReplyDeleteGood morning to all my blog fam
Morning my yard people. Hope you all had a wonderful night? Be grateful for the little things you have.
ReplyDeleteSo i say thank you Lord for the crazy ass blog visitors who have been keeping it real and making us laugh and nod our head all this years. Y'all have no idea how many lives you are influencing. Where is Rolex chick?can someone reach out to her and know hoq she is faring? Abi she don change ID? So shout out to queen for being a nasty crazy lady and keeping it real
Shout out to TGW for all the kisses
Shout out to fab mum for the hugs lol
Shout out lafresh bae bae
Shout out to mama Tetrina
Shout out to Sandy yo i see you baby
Shout to to Ola wealth i go catch you for instagram
Shout out to Chike in the river lol
Shout out to pastor Kris God bless you hon
Shout out to Kevin baby sup with you man?
Shout out to Jaymoore baba where u dey na? Stop being in the shadows
Ibukun babe how your side?
Eka joy how are your pupils?
Droyalty that dream wey i dream need to come to reality oooh.
Shout out to cookie baby chai i heart you hon
Shout out to bloggie sdk official commentator lol morning dearie
Shout out to isaacson. Keep being you honey.
Roman god i will definatly disboo you by the end of the month, how can you be crushing on monalisa are you okay?do you want to kill me? Lol
Shout out to darasimi i love your name sugar.
Shout out to the others wey i no call their names and are keeping it real, hang over don wipe one side of memory lol.
Y'all are the reason this blog if fun and part of my daily routine. So thank you for being wonderful. I love you all let me and use the tap i dey come
*runs to the tap*
Una good morning o! I pray today brings good tidings.Xp nwanyi do Sam a very good morning to u ndaam.
ReplyDeleteGoodmorning everybody.Special shout out to the queen of hashtags herself.
ReplyDeleteHave a lovely day,people.
Una good morning o! I pray today brings good tidings.Xp nwanyi do Sam a very good morning to u ndaam.
ReplyDeleteTeam Pharmacist. I love my job but my Boss sucks.
ReplyDeleteSo I just busted during the weekend, I was chatting with his wife......yes! He also is my baby daddy's friend, twisted right. He frustrated me,He begged me, He was nice though..........the irony of life, he told his wife, I begged him instead(well he has a lot to loose & I have nothing to loose really!) but that he painted me bad is crazy. I am not innocent I know but I did not do it myself. His wife said I lured him, really, she has caught him more than twice in this same act even with her so called responsible married friends, I am SINGLE for heaven's sake. These men are so sick in the head, while women are sick in the heart. I got my closure really when she called me yesterday.
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