SISTER OF MADAM SMALL CHOPS COVERS IHN
Hello Stella,
Here is my sisters pic for face of IHN,I love her so much & thought to celebrate her on SDK Blog.
I make finger foods and my IG handle is @michaakafoods.
Please Lagos bvs patronise your gurl so that the ministry can move to the permanent site.
I love you Stella and all the bvs that don't look for trouble.(Fake queen idigodi wuu,am still your number 1 akupe).
God Bless our hustle!!
BV Madam Small Chops.
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SDK DORTMUND PARTY:
Please send me a mail if you are interested to enable planning.you are also invited from neighbouring Countries if you can make it...I will cancel it if I dont get enough encouraging feedback......
If there is no positive feedback from SDK Dortmund party,I will donate the monies to Lagos or Port harocurt Blog visitors to run their own party...so be on stand by.
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FREELANCE MARKETERS NEEDED
Please our company is in need of marketing officers that will market our products in Lagos,Ibadan and all south west states. Please help me post this, I can be reach on 08146418832 what's app 07064356845.
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FREE MOBILE APP FOR BV
Hello madam Stella,
Hailings to an incredible blogger
I am the Mobile App developer at 7mobileapps, it's a new start up, and in that line, I want to build a Business Mobile App for a BV for free.
The BV should own a sales business to qualify for the free app and should send the first mail to me, indicating interest in getting one done for him/her.
The period of building one will take about three weeks and I am willing to undertake the expenses in getting one done for any lucky person.
The recipient should however be willing to share the good news on the blog upon completion of the work.
Please this is what I do and I hope to find favor from BVs as well as I can build any app for any kind of business, according to your taste and at an unbelievably reduced cost. And there is also a massive discount for any BV from SDK.
My contact details...09052859235, 08149263952...email - contact7mobileapps@yahoo.com.
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BLOG VISITORS IN MIAMI
Hello great people,
Pls I will be travelling from Lagos to Miami on the 19th of may 2017.
I need accommodation help from blogs visitors in Miami, I will pay or work for it if need be.
I'm very God fearing and peaceful.
You can contact me through... samuelfavour22@gmail.com or
+2348068711381.
God bless u all.
Please she is just staying for two weeks and intends to pay for the accommodation..why is no one contacting her?Una they think say......????No please!!!....She is one of us and needs help,please reach out to her,na beg i dey..
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FREE TRANSPORTATION NEEDED OR...
Good evening Stella,
I got one of the vacancies advertised on one of last months IHN, started on the 3rd of this month. I want to say thank but my phone has been faulty ever since until this Monday.
Please I need the help of fellow BVs with regard to transportation, from Ayobo to CMS at least till the end of the month. Or if any BV can loan me 7k until the end of the the month to augment the little I have. Please help a sister, I don't mind my helper coming to my place of work to give me. So they can be certain I work there.
Although, I'd prefer the free transportation, I already have too much gbese at hand. Included is my picture you can post it as well. I can be reached on 070661025 or brightnarks@yahoo.com
Thank you.
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HELLO
Greetings Stella and my beloved Sdk family.
Biko the lady that her husband is into E-currency
business and was scammed please kindly contact me.
Please call, whatsapp or email.
Tutucious@gmail.com
08051002614
Thank you
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RE- SERIAL HEART BREAK
Dear Stella
Good day Stella, Thanks for posting my friend's chronicle YESTERDAY , i didn't even have to suggest anything trust your BRUTAL BVs, Gosh i am even so scared to send her the link because my friend is jelly, she will melt and cry for days.
To be honest i will be wicked to not correct some points bv's raised. I know my friend to an extent, yes i may not know if there is a stench in her privates but i know she has no body/mouth odour cause we were in the same UNI and we slept on the same bed countless times never smelt anything foul, but i won't rule out the possibility cause i haven't put my nose down there lol.
My Friend isn't the Harvard escort, biko. See i have tried to hook her up with naija guys that will spoil her rotten she always refuses, she likes all those guys a typical rich naija girl will never date, this girl once dated a guy that was a high school drop out, she is simply looking for LOVE.
If she were loose and all i would never have cried with her or even brought her story here because of i would take it as Karma etc. This girl is SUFFERING for NOTHING i tell you guys.
See we have a friend that aborted for a side boo while she was in a serious relationship and the guy knew, he forgave and still married her while some were naughty party freaks they are all married now. This one is the only one that never drinks,parties and all, in fact she's predictable, i don't call her before i stop at her house cause you can be guaranteed she will be there. She doesn't deserve this at all, that's why i am carrying the matter on my head.
She is so calm that if i get into altercations/ confrontations, she will go and hide, if she wasn't confident academically i swear i would call her timid. She is an 'Ajebo' to the core, her dad works for the United Nation as a serious boss and they are only 2 kids, her brother is also a top boss somewhere so she gets all the money and love.
I will build up momentum to send the link later today, thankfully some of the snide comments are in pidgin so she wont understand them. lol. thank you all though cause your cents all add up to a lot in finding her help.
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Re: chronicle poster - trapped by couple that swing both ways.
Good morning madam Stella. Thank you for all you are doing. I received an alert of 10k yesterday, I believe it should be from a bv since I hadn't given out my acct details to anyone except you.
To the anonymous bv, Insha Allah, this help you render us shall speak for you in the face of any challenge, which I don't pray you find yourselves in. Thank you so much.
Update
*a bv offered us accommodation in Abuja. I really appreciate you ma. The issue is the standard of living over there. The way we manage here, it is not possible in Abuja, but your generosity is appealing.
*I also received a mail from ' the dash initiatives . She requested for my original story plus prove. I sent my story and asked what I should send in as prove, but I haven't gotten a reply since then.
Resolve
* We concluded that my daughter and i will go stay with my mother and siblings in her room and parlour apartment, while hubby got a place to stay at his married friend 2 bedroom flat apartment in Ogun state. I want to appreciate his friends wife for agreeing to accommodate him, not every woman can accept a married man living with them.
*I pray we quickly both get job because it is not easy to be dependent and living apart from your loved ones.
Advice Needed
* To everyone that still remember my chronicle, should we move out when the woman is around, or in her absence? (we don't have much load to carry anyway).This decision is very crucial. I will be reading suggestions in the comment section.
If you people move out when they are not there,theft will be pinned on you both...Please let them be at home and have an elderly person and another younger person from your side be around when you move out....Do this even if you have to beg the people to be there so that they do not get you both arrested and lie that something is missing...whatever furniture or anything else they gifted you both,please leave it behind and even lie that you will be back to pick it up..DO NOT GO BACK:
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MAN BEATEN UP BY HIS EX WIFE GETS LOVE PROPOSAL
Stella baby... Hows you... Hope you are doing fine.(in Jeniva's voice) 😀.
You inspire me to do always to good. Love you muchos Stellz.
Saw the domestic violence post posted by a man. From his write up he seems like a good listener and a very gentle person. I Don't mind if you match make us if he's single cos over single day worry me. I am asking as a personal favour 🙈. This is my pin D8D6EDEF.
I attached some pics for ur eyes only. Please don't put it in IHN... M too shy a person. Took me a lot of courage to send this. Love us loads...kisses
LOL...he will see this message and contact you..He is very single and ready to Mingle..All the best to you both....Abeg no beat am ooooooh..LMAO
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Please call, whatsapp or email.
Tutucious@gmail.com
08051002614
Thank you
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CHECK THIS OUT
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RE- SERIAL HEART BREAK
Dear Stella
Good day Stella, Thanks for posting my friend's chronicle YESTERDAY , i didn't even have to suggest anything trust your BRUTAL BVs, Gosh i am even so scared to send her the link because my friend is jelly, she will melt and cry for days.
To be honest i will be wicked to not correct some points bv's raised. I know my friend to an extent, yes i may not know if there is a stench in her privates but i know she has no body/mouth odour cause we were in the same UNI and we slept on the same bed countless times never smelt anything foul, but i won't rule out the possibility cause i haven't put my nose down there lol.
My Friend isn't the Harvard escort, biko. See i have tried to hook her up with naija guys that will spoil her rotten she always refuses, she likes all those guys a typical rich naija girl will never date, this girl once dated a guy that was a high school drop out, she is simply looking for LOVE.
If she were loose and all i would never have cried with her or even brought her story here because of i would take it as Karma etc. This girl is SUFFERING for NOTHING i tell you guys.
See we have a friend that aborted for a side boo while she was in a serious relationship and the guy knew, he forgave and still married her while some were naughty party freaks they are all married now. This one is the only one that never drinks,parties and all, in fact she's predictable, i don't call her before i stop at her house cause you can be guaranteed she will be there. She doesn't deserve this at all, that's why i am carrying the matter on my head.
She is so calm that if i get into altercations/ confrontations, she will go and hide, if she wasn't confident academically i swear i would call her timid. She is an 'Ajebo' to the core, her dad works for the United Nation as a serious boss and they are only 2 kids, her brother is also a top boss somewhere so she gets all the money and love.
I will build up momentum to send the link later today, thankfully some of the snide comments are in pidgin so she wont understand them. lol. thank you all though cause your cents all add up to a lot in finding her help.
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Re: chronicle poster - trapped by couple that swing both ways.
Good morning madam Stella. Thank you for all you are doing. I received an alert of 10k yesterday, I believe it should be from a bv since I hadn't given out my acct details to anyone except you.
To the anonymous bv, Insha Allah, this help you render us shall speak for you in the face of any challenge, which I don't pray you find yourselves in. Thank you so much.
Update
*a bv offered us accommodation in Abuja. I really appreciate you ma. The issue is the standard of living over there. The way we manage here, it is not possible in Abuja, but your generosity is appealing.
*I also received a mail from ' the dash initiatives . She requested for my original story plus prove. I sent my story and asked what I should send in as prove, but I haven't gotten a reply since then.
Resolve
* We concluded that my daughter and i will go stay with my mother and siblings in her room and parlour apartment, while hubby got a place to stay at his married friend 2 bedroom flat apartment in Ogun state. I want to appreciate his friends wife for agreeing to accommodate him, not every woman can accept a married man living with them.
*I pray we quickly both get job because it is not easy to be dependent and living apart from your loved ones.
Advice Needed
* To everyone that still remember my chronicle, should we move out when the woman is around, or in her absence? (we don't have much load to carry anyway).This decision is very crucial. I will be reading suggestions in the comment section.
If you people move out when they are not there,theft will be pinned on you both...Please let them be at home and have an elderly person and another younger person from your side be around when you move out....Do this even if you have to beg the people to be there so that they do not get you both arrested and lie that something is missing...whatever furniture or anything else they gifted you both,please leave it behind and even lie that you will be back to pick it up..DO NOT GO BACK:
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MAN BEATEN UP BY HIS EX WIFE GETS LOVE PROPOSAL
Stella baby... Hows you... Hope you are doing fine.(in Jeniva's voice) 😀.
You inspire me to do always to good. Love you muchos Stellz.
Saw the domestic violence post posted by a man. From his write up he seems like a good listener and a very gentle person. I Don't mind if you match make us if he's single cos over single day worry me. I am asking as a personal favour 🙈. This is my pin D8D6EDEF.
I attached some pics for ur eyes only. Please don't put it in IHN... M too shy a person. Took me a lot of courage to send this. Love us loads...kisses
LOL...he will see this message and contact you..He is very single and ready to Mingle..All the best to you both....Abeg no beat am ooooooh..LMAO
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Hmmm
ReplyDeleteShes back. Welcome
DeleteThursday IHN is Bea. This is the showers of blessing from God.
ReplyDeleteLaugh wan kill me die here with this Omasiri's comment on Jidenna and Banky W's post
'Lol. Abi ooo. Banky that can't take a walk without his foundation and pink lipstick'.
Is it true that Banky W uses foundation and Pink lipstick ???
*Larry was here*
Welcome IHN
ReplyDeleteIHN...
ReplyDeleteHi5 Stella🙋
I love my life mobonu oshi..
ReplyDelete#yolo
#manhoodRocks
Nigerian girls will save pictures of wedding gowns, asoebi styles, cake designs, etc on thier phones, even phone numbers of makeup artists and interior decorators in view of their dream wedding...
ReplyDeleteThey will save everything except the money they will use to achieve that dream wedding..
#DontQuoteMe
Hahahahahahahaha! B4 nko😜
DeleteWhat's here on ihn today,guess am 3rd to comment..
ReplyDeleteHey girls, sure you are seeing the kind of chronicles fellow ladies are sending these days?
ReplyDeleteWhat are the lessions? The old ones:
1. Opening the vagina is not the way to win a man's heart; he will "chop and dump" you!
2. Depression and suicide is the female lot but not the solution; get up, dust yourself, learn your lessons and move on. You are only a fool when you do not learn a lesson from the past but use the past misdeeds as thorns to block your progress.
3. Praying and fasting does not mix with sex; you are only deceiving yourselves and not God. Chose on; a) Praying, fasting and reading the word of God and going it or b) Sex, blowjobs, pregnancies, abortions, STIs etc.
4. A lot of girls begin relationships with sexual intercourse of "head of life" and receive heads as well and claim virginity; laughable. Whereas a girl that was raped is a virgin in God's sight, one who willfully surrendered herself to blowjobs, anal sex, and a man kissing her vagina is defiled; even you girl know that you are defiled.
5. Live is better lived in Christ ; there is peace of mind
Thank you.
DeleteThe bible says flee from sexual immorality....
It starts from kissing all the way to penetrative sex.
So it's the same punishment for kissing that goes with orgasm...
If you want to sin, make it worth it abeg...so that when you get the consequences, the orgasm would console you.
What's the point of not getting an orgasm and getting punished the same with someone who got an orgasm?
What is worth doing is worth doing well.
You are either for God or against him, no sitting in the fence.
Can't wait to start giving handjobs and lifting holy hands in church minutes after without guilt.
So true😀
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DeleteIt doesn't matter that some people are laughing behind your back...glad to see you fail, smiling in your face, while pretending to be your friend. You are not your mistakes, your failures, or your disappointments. Beware, things will happen that you are not prepared for. Regroup, go back to the drawing board and comeback with a different strategy. Every day you have the opportunity to relaunch, revive and to reinvigorate your dream. You are more powerful than you realize! Dig in, challenge yourself and hold the vision. You have GREATNESS within you!"
ReplyDelete- Les Brown
👍👍👍
DeleteHello Chiki😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 🎶.
ReplyDeleteIst to comment.
ReplyDeleteYou re the 11th person to comment 😅😅😅😅😅
DeleteHappy Thursday to us all. Ihn is here
ReplyDeleteI paid a dear friend a visit. His wife served us dinner with plenty meat, yet their kids only had sliced onions & tomatoes on their meals to eat.
ReplyDeleteAfter the meal I asked my friend why we had this plenty meat and his kids had none.
He said "what should I do, when they say they won't eat dog meat.
I'm still vomiting
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bloggie; love you hun😘💜😘💋
cookie; know you do & I do too😘😘
tetrina; so you went MIA😝😀. Missed you on here😘😘
chikito; how did it go?? you never disappoint👍👍
TGW; how you effortlessly share love beats me! you're a darling😘😘
sharon; all you need do is give thanks for answered prayers😘😘
fab mum; where are you?? miss you😘😘
sandy yo; them want make you sad but God pass dem yo..yo...yo....🎶🎶🎶
I am looking for Pork sef... lol
DeleteThe Yoruba names I love : OluwaShindara,OluwaDarasimi...
my friend's name is Omolabake.. but I call her Omobalake. Dunno why🤣🤣😂
Thanks for lighting up this place with your jokes.
I heart you too Simi baby!😘
DeleteHope ur day is going great.
Hahhahaha @ Sandy Yoo!
That id cracks me up🤣🤣🤣🤣
God over pass dem ma dear😄😄😄By the way, any bv wey no know say SANDY YO is da latest blogbrity and pepperdemmistress on sdkb, bikonu Is dat one a bv ne?😂😄😜 Loving da game.
DeleteI won't even eat that meat in the first place, would have given his children from my own, from there, would have known their reasons for not eating meat. Dog meat bawo
Delete*Larry was here*
Fabbie will resume commenting soon...... She's resting
Delete😘😘😘😘
I get so hungry this days and I can't help but eat n eat!. I wonder why oh. Loving today's Eko weather, IHN ndewoo.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful day it's bn
ReplyDeleteGod gave us two ear and one eye for a purpose
We are to listen more and talk less. Let's watch wat we say to others bcx we don't knw how far our words go in their hearts
I appreciate everyone for ur well wishes this morning
Now let me scroll up n read IHN
Its your anniversary right?
DeleteCongrats dear. God blee your home💕💕💕
Bless*
DeleteTwo ears and one eye?
DeleteMe I have two of each o!
Victorious, You are on your own.😁😁😁.
Your message though...👌👍
*one mouth
Delete*one mouth*
DeleteThat moment when I think my comment is amongst the 1st 10.
ReplyDeleteBut why sef?😁😁😊
Ok let me read up
Lol
Delete*Beautiful face of IHN up there.
Delete*Bold step by the lady seeking the man who rose-above-DV. I wish you luck. All the best.
*Very Wet Thursday.
*Short IHN
*Feeling very sleepy.
*Black Rio java coffee to the rescue.
* home-under the sheets-💏💏💑...on my mind.
My Chocomilo💋💋💋😍😍😍😍💕💕💕😘😘😘😘😘😘😘💋💋💋💕💕💕💕💋💋💋
DeleteDivalicious!!! better go back to IHN of yesterday and read my response. I'm the last to come to the party every darn time😢
Had to go back to count😁😀 Try again next time😜
DeleteAfternoon bloggie. More of God's blessings coming your way😘😘😘😘
DeleteBloggie
DeleteThe only Bv with names written in Capital letters,even ur title is in capital letter,no wonder ur fame seff dey for capital letter ,so I'm safe to call u capital bloggie😂
Me too ooooo, looooool
DeleteIHN.....
ReplyDeleteCool day.
IHN ☑
ReplyDeleteThis James Patterson's novel be giving me good vibes. 😊😊
#16thAffair
Cool afternoon right here.
Positive Vibes Only 😊😊
See my fellow James Patterson lover.. Which one are you reading?
DeleteI have quite a couple of his books.. Paper back that is.
DeleteNice one@Uniq
If it's in pdf please share with me ☺
DeleteLagos BVs party is all I see!!!
ReplyDeleteLet's make it happen
DeleteSDK, we need your support both financially and otherwise.
I'm telling u
DeleteIf na to kneel down beg SDK make she shift this party come lag I no mind.
Party dey hungry me biko
Just make sure there's marula fruit cream,small chops and a very good DJ ...oh my...Stella abeg help my life with that party😩
Yes ooooo..
DeleteLagos parri
Thanks for posting Stella, May God continue to bless your good heart.
ReplyDeleteMadam small chop your sister is super pretty choi. #lesbo alert
ReplyDeleteSdk bvs can like to fine sha.
*hangs leg on the wall*
Thanks dear, hahahaha @lesbo alert.na 14yrs in jail ni o
DeleteHello house, who have heard about AIM,(alliance in motion global) how true is it? Is it worth risking?
ReplyDeleteObviously MMM didn't cure you guys of your love for ponzi schemes.
DeleteI miss my man so much...
ReplyDeleteCan't believe we still have months to go.
Arrrrrrrrrrgh!
💕💕💕
Delete
DeleteChill,d remaining 5mths isn't dt far again
Pele en,october is here already
Hello house, who have heard about AIM,(alliance in motion global) how true is it? Is it worth risking?
ReplyDeleteNo shoki why na
ReplyDeleteBV madam small chops,you sister is pretty(black is beautiful)..
ReplyDeleteBlog visitor looking for love,congrats.
Thanks dear
DeleteGod bless the givers
ReplyDeleteFine pics
God dey.
Take the lead Jehovah.
In-house madam small chops you are beautiful
ReplyDeleteMiss Priya I hope you are good today
Manna bee bawo in
My one and only bee10.
DeleteThe love I have for you is like vegetables sauce.
I love you girl
I am good thanks
Beauriful face of IHN
ReplyDeleteIHN welcome
ReplyDeleteSwaggie congrats dear
bloggie thanks for the tips,I got my I.d back.
Good afternoon everyone
You are welcome hun😗
DeleteKedu Ije gi nwanne? Udo!
DeleteAmanda, I like this name ehnnnnn!!
DeleteThanks. Where have you been?
DeleteThe 50 people vacancy of yesterday, God is watching you people.
ReplyDeleteThanks to everyone who reached out to me yesterday.
Aha! @ sign out pic, just hope ladies keep remembering that.
ReplyDeleteBv that sent in pic, is it your child that is looking for transportation money or you? Why put up her pic with yours, don't you have a pic of you alone?
A bit angry with GTB, deducted my money without reversing. Their services these days leaves much to be desired.
I even thought the pic wasn't for the message, Until I scrolled completely down and that child's smile melted my heart..
DeleteSo aaawwwwish.
Lol
Stella Linda ikeji's younger sister is engaged I wan marry oh please
ReplyDeleteSo?
DeleteWatagwan my people. .Yo ah fine geh @FACE of IHN, Ima fi yo makeup😆😆
ReplyDelete#ProudRastafarian, RIP Bob Marley
Afternoon kidjo
DeleteThanks a lot and face beating is her side hustle.
DeleteCan't believe I experienced same thing I read here previously...laughed seriously when I did and now it's my turn.been with my man for a while now,he actually chased me for years and I finally agreed now and also decided to give him the cookie.during sex I decided to be in control and suddenly he start to stammer "I will marry yoy,come and marry me,will you marry me"initially I laughed over it but right now we planning already he said my vjay is extremely tight and sweet and wishes to make love to it for the rest of his life.BTW,there's. Little issue he's older with up to 20years and am still serving.
ReplyDeleteDoes it matter?
DeleteIf he Loves n Respect u den marry him asap.
Who Age help self??😂
Age is just but a number but him proposing during d act
DeleteU sure say no be sweetness enter him head?
If he pre planned it, he would hv bought a ring so to surprise u
Was there a ring, or na just ur kpekus sweetness enter him head
Lool
DeleteLmfao ooo😂😂😂😂
DeleteBaba has jam trailer...
Madam small chops your sister is fine, she follow you sell small chops, oya tell me so that i can come and see her. she is beautiful.
ReplyDeleteThe writer for her friend's story, tell her to see a good man of God to help her put her back to back with all her spirit husbands and lovers. She needs to be free from it. People are passing through a lot, i dont want to start mentioning what we see in my church.
The lady that wants to move with the husband, i believed your story and thank God for your helper, just as Stella said, look for 2 Elders to be a witness or you can get a lawyer to be a witness when you guys are parking. Get a photographer too or you use your phone.
Thank God for today. About eating jollof rice and taking a bottle of chilled fanta. Already in the freezer so that it can be chiiled. Make una no mind me.
The lady looking for help in abroad, everybody don open eyes oo. People are not willing to help again because this world is very wicked. No vex. I pray you get helpers.
Who remain self. My only Queen good afternoon, hope you are taking a chilled coke too?
Afternoon yoriyori
DeleteHahahaha, will let you know the day she is around.Thanks
DeleteIhn is here!Stella darling i hail back!I appreciate the wonderful bvs we have here.So much mails and calls to show us care!Infact this platform is one big family we have here!Those of you abusing ,please stop as you might need any of us tomorrow. Wishing everybody a wonderful day ahead.
ReplyDeletePrincess Lovemejeje my wife hail u back lol.she can't get enough of you!,Beautiful IDEATO I have already replied your mail.kisses to you gul you rock!
#positivevibesonly#
Afternoon sexy daddy
DeleteIdeato dey find sperm?
DeleteThis IHN too short
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ReplyDeleteHahaha don't beat him really,madam looking for love.
ReplyDeleteAdvice Needed: I wanted to advice you and husband to move out when they are not around but after reading Stella's advice to you,I see a point in what she said,so follow her advice.I just pray they allow you and husband to leave peacefully.
Then for the SDK dortmund party, am still waiting for my miraculous invite to Germany,I reside in Niger,nothing is impossible when God is by your side.
BVs,I need your opinion on this. An uncle wants to help me with my nysc posting to a preferred state,but I am at loss on which state to pick. What I have in mind is Lagos,Akwa Ibom and Plateau states. I would also love to save during my service year. Which state would you rather have me pick? Biko epp me!
ReplyDeleteLagos of course
DeleteLike are you still asking?
Come join us enjoy the crazy traffic.
Plateau state please.
DeleteWe can't wait to have you here. Lol
If you stay in akwaibom you will spend without no savings,lagos is a bit oky that is if you have families you can stay with throughout your service year.
DeleteAkwa ibom
DeleteBVs,I need your opinion on this. An uncle wants to help me with my nysc posting to a preferred state,but I am at loss on which state to pick. What I have in mind is Lagos,Akwa Ibom and Plateau states. I would also love to save during my service year. Which state would you rather have me pick? Biko epp me!
ReplyDeleteGbam to the sign out post. Hope our olosho in this yard dem with no single worth will not jump and pass without reading. Find your worth within yoursef people.
ReplyDeleteAm off to go make plenty trouble in MTN CONNECT STORE. They will see gobe today. Na me and dem get this jeans trouser wey i wear so.
Who is coming with me ? I need someone to ginger my swagger. Coz my mumu don do.
Madam thats want to drag me to the cleaners ihn Nne i am waiting oooh. Lets spice this yard up.
*hangs leg on the wall*
Benita ikeji is engaged congrats to her God please provide a boo for me
ReplyDeleteWe don hear. Congrats to her. Can we now rest?
DeleteWe don hear. Congrats to her. Can we now rest?
DeleteCharismatic Diva😘😘😘😘
ReplyDeleteChi exotic..... Pretty one...asampte... Den nor reach you hear.
Eka Joy....my ear is itching, share the gist na. Ezz bor good o.
Ibk... Your thoughts you shared on the Banky and Susu post was apt... You sabi book pass book shop.
Bv who is moving out... You should move out while they are at home. In fact go in and thank them for their "kindness and hospitality" then carry your kaya and zap. Make sure you have packed every every already.
Chronicle Bv, your friend definitely has a type.... She can't find love in those places she is searching abeg. I think she has self esteem issues.
Family group chat is Bae.... I've laughed my fat ass out today.
Hiiiii@ Laeffizy💕
DeleteAll the best in your business venture.
In our family chat group... We even type funny things in our native language to drive home the 'effect' LOL
Effizy Onye nkem
DeleteSending sloppy kiss your way.
Efizzy with the eazy shizzy.....
DeleteKeep being you😍
yay!!! inhouse news is here
ReplyDeleteAnonymous11 May 2017 at 10:34
ReplyDeleteBefore I commence with my radical views this morning, I will have to say hello to my darling Xp.
I followed Chi-Exotic and Droyalty drama like a hungry bird, I love drama so much that I might change my moniker to Dramatician or Drama specialist but as much as I love drama, when they come for my favourite people on this blog then I trash the drama. In the light of the above, Chi-Exotic and Droyalty are actually not on the list of my favourite people on this blog , but they are on my "interesting people's list and their drama lightened up the blog.
There are some questions I have to ask. Whoever it is that exposed Chi-Exotic picture...why now? Chi-Exotic have been vocal on this blog for a while, her comments are always interesting. How did her name and surname become public knowledge? Why would someone go out of their way to expose people's personal details?
My findings are; I know things are not easy with a lot of you. Jokes apart and forming aside, some of you go through lengths to feed and stay fly, I get it but be mindful of who you share your account details and phone number with. If someone wants to pay money into your account, you can share another persons account detail. Once you share yours, you have violated your privacy.
There are people who want to help you just because they want to know details about you. Your life on this blog must have caused concern for them so the best way to get to know you is by throwing money your wayand fiam, you let all your cats out of the bag and tomorrow, they come with another ID and use it against you. Wisdom is profitable to direct. Not every gift is a gift from God. Not every open door is from God.
Am I the only one who finds the drama revolving around Kidjo stomach churning? The drama does not have head and tail. If that rubbish Kidjo and her cohorts are doing is what you people call drama, then I prefer peace. The drama is not even toxic, it is not worth anything.
Sometimes when I read IHN and see all the boring drama spineless Bvs are sprouting up, I hiss and move on. Three seconds boring drama and next thing they are shaking like a wet rabbit. Shout out to all legendary 'dramarians' who knows how to bring hot spicy intelligent drama. The type of drama that would improve your English vocabulary and native language. The Bvs that stood the test of time... Pepper, Moneymaker, Jayem, Xp, Okija wife, Ezenwanyi e.t.c.
KING XOXO MYSTERY
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I don't think that's it. Chi Exotic sent her picture to this blog before.
DeleteAnon 14.20 why are you pasting this here again? Anyway just so you know, Chi celebrated her birthday on this blog three years ago, and she used her real name and her blog name on that post. Its not rocket science you know...this isn't a case of her sending account details, or some fake ass decoding.
Delete👌✌ e go be.
Gbam.......... Love this.
DeleteI really do miss Moneymaker and Ezenwanyi. Those days were legit with better drama.
DeleteI really do miss Moneymaker and Ezenwanyi. Those days were legit with better drama.
DeleteChi's name and surname was put up here sometime ago for her birthday post. She's not an anon on this blog. Even d'royalty has seen her before at Stella's award night. People she share her acct details with, are her friends(real ones). Stol insinuating rubbish.
DeleteWelcome ihn,hustling mode activated but I don't really feel happy
ReplyDeleteWhy?? Cheer up o, no time to be unhappy hun. Its well
DeleteThat sign out pic be speaking life to me.
ReplyDeleteWelcome IHN
Away but back...SDK I miss!! Lovely afternoon bvs.
ReplyDeleteMadam don't vacate when no one is around ooo as Stella said theft may be pinned on you.
Starry Larry, thanks for the tips.
ReplyDelete@tilly, thanks so much also.
I m in it already.. Will contact some good brands I know on instagram to know about their distributorship and all.
Ibadan makeup babe
Good day lovely fam, how's your day going? hope great, stay focus & remain blessed always
ReplyDeleteDarasimi thanks once again
LaFresh congrats dear
TGW welcome back, hope your trip was good?
Sandy Yo sup with you, hope you're fine
Bloggie please spread some of your excitement reach my side biko
Q&B I dey hail o, what's the latest pigeon knacking na? lol
Sharon your testimony loading soon IJN
Chi Exotic don't let anyone intimidate you dear, you're beautifully made
Rhoda Rex how are you dear? don't let any anon bully you ok
Sexy Daddy thank God for your wife health
Ehis happy anniversary
Pipi Lee happy birthday dear
FabMum hope you are good
Default smile hope you and baby are fine
Biko let me stop here for today, but just know that I heart y'all my SDK family.
Heart you too💕💕
DeleteThanks love!
DeleteYes I did😍
Hope u are good. And ur end too.
Expectant mom turned jostified mom
DeleteMy EfeNation Co member.
Kiss your baby for me.
Cool and calm dear. Tankio! Kisses to your baby💋💋
DeleteAfternoon jostified mum. You're welcome. How's your little man doing?? heart you too😘😘
DeleteThanks. How's the baby?
Deletethanks Jostified Mom. it's belated btw.😙😙😙😙😙😙😙#May4th
DeleteGood afternoon all, beautiful face of IHN,yeah you are pretty, the trapped lady is well with you and good you moved in with your mum, but when moving out please don't take anything that belongs to them, the lady that guy toy with her precious heart it is so well with her God will bless your with your heart desire.what else,,,do have a great day all
ReplyDeleteIf you want to know da careless ones, check there phone screen, its always crack lol
ReplyDeleteSo finally my wedding is dz week Saturday.. Don't ask me the venue just be coming.. Anywhere u see canopy, jus enter 😂
ReplyDelete😂😂😂yeye
DeleteMogbomoya tinz😂
DeleteWelcome IHN. Time to make it rain down there. Somebody is gonna need an umbrella!
ReplyDeleteHolla!
Poster since you're sure that your friend is the proverbial good girl then tell her to go for prayers.
ReplyDeleteMadam small chops your sis is fine, sisters on the same blog ☺. I'll start observing reply under your posts 😆. I love girls that are proud of their chocolate skin
Hahaha wishing you happy observation, thanks anyway.
DeleteYesterday!!
ReplyDeleteThats how i said let me use my time wisely. Dropped my car for tyre change and balancing. Used time window to rush to my friend's office in phase 1 to pick one document. I was on Bishop Oluwole (you know that popular garage) and ordered an Uber. I saw a woman. Hian! I remembered Stella's uber chronicle and i said to myself, maybe this is a BV. So na sidon wait i dey. I told this lady: Bishop Oluwole, mecahnic village opposite Ocean Invest (ok to be fair the name of the company was 'something' invest - not ocean). But who doesnt know the mechanic village on bishop oluwole? Okay so i sha told her. For some reason she went back and forth the street i had to come out of the shed and stand under that tree. This was 2pm the sun was hot!! I sha stood for like 5 minutes then she came. Omo!! See nagging.
Okay. You know when you annoy your mum in the morning and she scolds you as she's driving you all the way to school? Aha! The EXACT same thing. Nagging was another passenger, personified in the car. 'Ehn i came here nau and went back to the top of the street...... You made me waste fuel uber wont pay me back.....These reduced prices arent funny.... where are you going? (*call street name*) Is it not where that estate is? (I dont know) you should know nau.... (i know the direction).... okay is it it beside xxx? (Please just go i can direct you).... ah this toll traffic.... whats this nau.... move nau ahn ahn ahn' Oh Lord! Abeg female uber drivers if you cant take the stress just get another job. Don't come and be nagging in someones ear as if we are your husbands. Olorun oh!! I'm someone whos particularly quiet on the road, as long as you dont hit me just carry your jagajaga and go. I just pressed the ignore button. Then IHN came on. Phew! I had to let it out.
So when it was time to rate her, i gave 4 -star. They now asked what can be improved. Please they should add 'nagging' to that list. Plus, i find it interesting that people still ask basic questions about uber when you can get all the info you need online. Duuh!
Okay. Back to my busy day. Id check back in chronicles.
@queen and boss, @emjay thanks for the SP shout out. @pipi lee my time management talk went well and they asked very good questions. Other old students who have been dragging feet started volunteering to come and speak when they saw the pictures. That's me nau. Always being the one to break the jinx 😂
Hope everyone is having a good day? This rain na wa!! Isokay at least np hot sun today.
Looool...... When we were young and I have an issue with my brother, my Dad will tell him "you have to learn to ignore Women, if they don't talk, their head might explode, once you come to this realization, you'll stop getting angry... Do you want your sister's head to explode?? Oya tell her sorry"!!! Some Women are like that, built to talk/Nag(like the uber lady) 😂😂😁😂😂😂😂
DeleteWell-done on your 'talk', I knew you'll make US proud babygirl😘😘😘😘
Last sentence on your third paragraph, is that supposed to be a shade to eka joy? Why so petty
DeleteI came rather late to SP so I dropped a comment there.
DeleteTime managment is a topic I so love teaching, another is STRESS MANAGEMENT, happy it went very well.
I will come back and read your Uber experience later, when I'm relaxed with every DONE💅
She don see her fellow woman Na,
DeleteMy girl is well
🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
Delete*Larry was here*
Chiki you should be 'Chikito the story teller' 😁😁.
DeleteYou like tori no be small.
Ohhh Chikito!
DeleteI had similar experience with one old papa like that, I almost cried, I vowed never to enter old papa taxi again. Women matter hard die, na lecturers worst pass.
You gave her a 4-star for nagging you? Smh!
DeleteAfternoon chikito. sorry about your experience, im dey happen. Kudos on your talk😘😘
Delete💪💪💪💪💪
Delete👏👏👏👏@Chiki
DeleteI swear if I request uber and see a woman, I will cancel no matter how urgent it is. I no fit shout.
DeletePls house who is in LAVITA RICCA? Is it genuine? Pls help a sister
ReplyDeleteWho and It, how do we help you now??
DeleteYou broke up with a guy from your hood then
ReplyDeletedate another one from your hood & you say
you've moved on! No my sister you're just
moving around.
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
DeletePls house who is in LAVITA RICCA? Is it genuine? Pls help a sister
ReplyDeleteHellooooooooooooooooo Ndi Yard'Anyi, ke nke neme??
ReplyDeleteSo I was just thinking of something to eat, something that's not rice, spag, noodles, and the rest and I realised that there's NOTHING else that I like😏, I mean I don't like beans, porridge yam, anything that has to do with vegetables, I'm just a carbohydrate eater and there's no weight to show for my faithfulness 😖.... I remember the first time I had salad, we were little then and my Mum held me down, locking my two hands,while my Aunt forced my mouth open, put the salad inside and ordered me to chew😂😂😂,after eating, I puked but Atleast I started liking salad..... The first and last time I had pizza(peperoni and cheese), I held onto one slice till my 'then boyfriend' finished the whole thing, I don't like pizza, sharwarma nko?? Until I craaaaaaaaaaaave it(which is almost never) before I eat it, I don't like any food made with pumpkin leaf, I don't like anything made with tomatoes that I can see, except stew cos it's blended, sea food nko?? ABIA!!! But when I prepare what I like eating, I put all those carrot, green pepper, and stuff in it(i call it eating healthy 😁😁)So my fellow Yard Members, am I well like this?? Does this mean I can't marry 'Abroad husband'?? Who's in the same boat with me??
Ehen, please does Airtel also 'zap' your data?? 3.5gig within four days, I don't download, watch anything on YouTube, please I want to port, which network is data friendly abeg?? I don't have money to be doing data weekly bikonu..... This one is almost out now😥😥😥😥😥
Sugar, where the hell are you??
Fabbie, be strong for me Sis..... Love you 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😙😘😙😙
TGW,holla mami..... We still Dey wait your gist 😂😂😂
Na only you dey here o 😂 😂😂😂😂😂, so tell me wetin you go dey eat? OK, go get Asun and garri, let me come and be going
Delete*Larry was here*
Cookie, hope Fab mum is ok? Regards to her.
DeleteLol.. 😂😂😂
DeleteI use Airtel and my sub of 1.5G last three weeks to a month if I don't download series.I also turn off background data for apps not in use to save data.
DeleteMaybe you should call their customer care line cos 3.5G finishing in 4days dikwa risky.
This Ndi Yardi m gets me all the time🤣😂😂🤣
DeleteAfternoon cookie. Left a message for you☝
DeleteGlo.
DeleteDial *777#.
Airtel na ogbonge thief
DeleteI didn't see swallow, moimoi (those ones made with boiled egg & fish 😍), plantain & fried eggs,abacha, ukwa etc I can go on and on 😁. Abroad husband that will not eat pounded yam & egwusi soup is that one abroad husband? 😁
DeleteAirtel Internet plan is OK for me as far as am concerned, was your hotspot on & you didn't notice?
What's up with Fabbie?
DeleteWhich kind girl be this sef?
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ReplyDeletePastor's daughter, yesterday, you said you want someone to take you to the cleaners. I pirry you. You don't know that it's only people like us who have aporoka skin that can start and finish any drama on this blog.. Just siddon jeje, continue to dey hang your leg on top mountain...
Stella nne ukwu, iya gbogbo won, eru obodo 1 of blogosphere, kisses to you. I will lick your big round a*s till the end of time, haters should go and drink the shit of a teething baby....
Loveme nwayo nwayo, how body na? That your London tea go work wella for this cold rainy weather o.
Miss priya pretty, how are you?
Kidjo the tall princess with a sweet curvy shape and badass skin, how is you?
Oluwadarasimi, Sandy Yo (ikwakwakwakwakwa), Nnuku onipata (ikwakwakwakwa), Rhoda rex, 'Cookies' and the rest of my paddies, how are you?
To my special fans (anonymouses a.k.a FBGs) how market today? Any news about D'Royalty on IHN? Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa
Ideato baby, use antibiotics for that your sore throat, that is what I used for mine that time and it disappeared before two days.
#okbye
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DeleteD royalty I am fine my love.
DeleteDo have a wonderful day 😘 😘 😘 😘
Jah bless yo our president, imma fine like a tree Jah planted beside a river.Watagwan witcha, imma cook beans with ganja leaves for inspiration. Yo gwon chop some?😅😅😅😅😅
Delete#Happy Bob Nesta Marley's day
Afternoon droyalty. I'm good. How're you too??
DeleteSo far, so goooood dear. Tankio!
Delete1 re-chronicle......Poster with what you've clarify now, then ask her if she's not the clinging type. Most men don't like when women call them like every 30 minutes to check on them . It's very suffocating for men. I still think it may be spiritual sha....
ReplyDelete2nd re-chronicle, Stella have said it all, tell them be around while you're packing your little stuff from their house. God will see you through in Jesus name, Amen
Phew Busy day,better days are coming.they are called:Friday and Saturday....
ReplyDeleteSpecial shout out to my new blog boo ,miss Priya. Sending ten thousand kisses your way....
Tah, I dodge it for her.me nor want her kiss yo with yo sore throat 😛😛😛😛😛
DeleteMiss Priya, hell no. Yo nor kiss EzeAmu. ..I cover yo mouth with enough ganja
Tah, I dodge it for her.me nor want her kiss yo with yo sore throat 😛😛😛😛😛
DeleteMiss Priya, hell no. Yo nor kiss EzeAmu. ..I cover yo mouth with enough ganja
Hmmmm ayam 'jelos'😒😒👀 hope you are good now. Enjoy!
Delete@KingEze...hian!
Deletewhen did this one start, without consulting your sisterly ?
not good bro.
Miss Pri Pri, you need to fill form first o, withholding the 10,000 kisses.
My people my people how is you? Still trying to settle down at work. Please who will help me with this movie "Knocking on Heaven's door" By pretty Adesuwa and Blossom ChukwuJekwu. Iroko keep cutting the film here.
ReplyDeleteHello boo.
DeleteKing XOXO Mystery your comment on spontaneous post is a good overview of Stella's blog at the moment. You did it well once more. The women you listed are what can be termed the Senior Ladies of SDK blogosphere who brought good lively drama. They are beautiful, exposed, learned and all flant dual citizenship or more. They are rich mens wives who know their onions. They do private jrts and helicopters in the course of running their businesses and jobs.They don't stomach nonsense because they see insults from bvs as insults from a domestic workers at home and staff at work a They are in their own league.
ReplyDeleteStifles laughter. Why do I feel I know the writer of this comment?
DeleteMbok yak ndi 👌✌✌
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DeleteI know who you re
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14:48
Wow!😱
DeleteSmh
In other words?
DeleteStella dear, I sent you a chronicle about my boyfriend and his family is.
ReplyDeletePlease did you receive it?
Yaay! I can comment again ������
ReplyDeleteGood day lovelies.
ReplyDeleteIt is well with you all chronicle posters. I admire that lady for reaching out to the guy. I pray it works out well for you both.
Shout out to all my sweethearts: TGW😘, Iphie darling, Chief and Queen herself, Sisi Eko, Tetrina love, Bloggie, PL The Great(my blog crush)😛😜,Atheist and y'all whose names I haven't mentioned. Y'all know I love you right? Just that I suck at typing.Lol
Stay safe and remain blessed everyone.Continue to have a great day.
Errmm..Stella don't even nurse that thought about our party ooh!!
Madam living with couple that swing both ways please follow Stella's advise..seasoned with wisdom please follow her advise...
ReplyDeleteDroyalty chai who do you this kind thing self. You no dey tire hahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteAbeg come and take my london tea jare. The weather is cold ooo and i just finished taking chilled fanta.
Let me put off my AC to keep warm. Waiting to go and watch my series
Hope every one is enjoying his/her day? I send blessing to every wonderful person in this blog,may God bless our hustle...amen.
ReplyDeleteGood day y'all
ReplyDelete🙌
I love this oyinbo weather today, i still wish it like that every other days.. can't stand hot sun weather
ReplyDeleteI want to thank God for the new addition to my family. No labor drama just tummy cramps for like fifteen minutes. I delivered him in the car before getting to the hospital.. Infact the cord. was around his neck, na so I used my hand commot d thing. The nurses yab me well thinking I intentionally stayed at home when labor started not knowing My Case Is Different.
ReplyDeleteI feel for that man that the ex wife beat him, I pray he find a good woman. Lols @ Stella's comment. She will not beat him.
ReplyDeleteIhn is bae,shoutout to bv corper w, love you to the moon and back
ReplyDeleteStella don't tell me you have succeed in stopping that drama of yesterday. I had good laugh. Word like ikeremgbe, agolo milo, begy begy babymama made me lol so bad. Now this place is boring again msheeeeew who will start another one
ReplyDeleteGoing back to yesterday chronicle.
ReplyDeleteI sincerely need help too. I have fasted. prayed. given arms yet no solution
in my own case. I don't see myself sleeping with a man in a dream or having children in the dream but I know all is not well. I got married and from day one of that marriage I lost my peace. Always being pressed down in my sleep. Stayed few years in the marriage and it parked up. Am down to square one. Its almost 3 years now. Not been in any serious relationship since then.I have done 3 days dry in mfm 3 times. I stay in Abuja. Most times I get tired of attending church self. Any night I pray very well at midnight, I will always have attack. The recent one is the day I used prayer rain mfm prayer book to pray at midnight. I went to bath the next morning and felt sharp pain at my spine. Looked at the mirror and saw a big straight mark on my spine. Very big you will think someone used a knife to tear my spine. The mark is still there. Very painful.
Who knows a good believing Church I can be attending in Abuja. A good deliverance Church that is deeply rooted in the word of God.
I would have left my contact here but I don't want Stella to put this post in her pot of soup.
Pinkylady, I saw your post about your prophetess. You did not leave any contact
Please BV's especially those in Abuja pls help a sister.
@ VICTORIOUS EHIS two ears and one eye?
ReplyDeleteLOL
Stella mami, how u dey..... biko LAGOS bv's when are we gonna do our parry nah.. I can't wait to see so many people.
ReplyDeletePresent 🙋🙋🙋🙋
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