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Saturday, May 06, 2017

Saturday Laughs









































I love this Story!

A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.

The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.

He could not control his curiosity and asked,

"Do you always carry your TV remote with you?"

She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of football match, so I took the remote."

*Moral: Accompany and support your wife in her hobbies.....*

The story continues....

The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that lady had purchased.

Shocked at this act, she asked the cashier what he was doing.

He said, "your husband has blocked your credit card.........."

*MORAL: Always respect the hobbies of your husband.
*

Story continues....

Wife took out her husband's credit card from purse and swiped it. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.

*Moral: Don't underestimate the power and wisdom of your WIFE..*

Story continues...

After swiping, the machine indicated, 'ENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE'.......

*Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him!*

Story continues....

She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse.

It was her husband's phone showing the forwarded SMS.

She had taken it with the remote control so he doesn't call her during her shopping.

She bought her items and returned home happily.

*Moral: Don't underestimate a desperate woman!
*

Story continues....

On getting home, his car was gone.


A note was pasted on the door

"Couldn't find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. Will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need something".

Dawn... He left with the house key too.



*Moral: Don't try to control your husband.
You will always lose
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56 comments:

  1. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady6 May 2017 at 09:01

    Recession don catch Saturday laughs

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    1. OLAWEALTH ANKARA 07037210981, KAURA MARKET, ABUJA6 May 2017 at 09:08

      How?

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    2. Anonymous6 May 2017 at 09:56

      E be like

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    3. Anonymous6 May 2017 at 10:34

      Lol at sat laugh. yes am better. Dis time last week I was down depressed. Those encouraging words went a long way in helping me.i say thank you to them. And also to d person laughing dat I should just say death dey hunger me. Oh no I don't want to die, I only want to end d pain. I pray nobody experiences the type of my pain, dnt even wish it for my enemy. It hurts wen ur sibling is behind ur pain each time. Am no longer suicidal, thou till mad, but better and in a better shape. The struggle continues, nvr give up. Time to focus more on my business. Long live SDK and long live SDKERS

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    4. Jasmine6 May 2017 at 10:45

      Hahahahahahahahaha

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  2. DON™6 May 2017 at 09:02

    Na shit I dey see, I had to close it immediately. Its too early for that.

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    1. OLAWEALTH ANKARA 07037210981, KAURA MARKET, ABUJA6 May 2017 at 09:09

      Bosta images???
      Baked shit!
      Fried Shit mixed with sale and cucumber

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    2. Anonymous6 May 2017 at 09:24

      The last joke the woman is a fool. All she need to do as pick a spare key.tupid omen everywhere.

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    3. Anonymous6 May 2017 at 09:24

      The last joke the woman is a fool. All she need to do as pick a spare key.Stupid women everywhere.

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    4. Sweet Mother6 May 2017 at 09:32

      Thanks for the info. Let me continue my search for Akara.

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    5. xquisite6 May 2017 at 10:30

      Sweet Mother, please are you having akara and akamu? If yes, send your house address. Hahaha
      I have been on this blog for over a year and finally I have a blog ID now #alas

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    6. reemah6 May 2017 at 10:50

      That bosta stuff is eeeewww

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    7. Sweet Mother6 May 2017 at 13:48

      Xquisite it's with agege bread oh.

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    8. delphine6 May 2017 at 22:28

      If I was the womwoman in the last story ,I will as well go an lodge in an expensive hotel and pay with my husband's credit , have a mmanicure and pedicure.....
      moral: never underestimate a woman that's out for you lol

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  3. Beloved #CHIVIDO 20206 May 2017 at 09:04

    Hahahaha

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    1. OLAWEALTH ANKARA 07037210981, KAURA MARKET, ABUJA6 May 2017 at 09:07

      Dju read D last part?
      Hahahaha..😛😛 See your mouth..
      Come n beat me😂😂😂

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    2. Unknown6 May 2017 at 11:21

      Haaaahaha, 30billion 4 d acct ooo ,,dem babes nor hear I go Chuck u chukuchuku....loooooool..am rolling on d floor laughing...

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    3. Unknown6 May 2017 at 11:27

      See as I rush go type bosta😭😭😭 I can't deal mehn .

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    4. Lucile coconut oil,carrot oil and black soap Abuja 070596053206 May 2017 at 13:00

      Very funny meme

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  4. OLAWEALTH ANKARA 07037210981, KAURA MARKET, ABUJA6 May 2017 at 09:05

    Lmfao
    Na we go win last last!!
    But can that really happen in naija??
    Keeping remote n all of that

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  5. OLAWEALTH ANKARA 07037210981, KAURA MARKET, ABUJA6 May 2017 at 09:06

    GCE result is out. My neighbor's son had 4 E8 and 3F9.
    Now he's asking me which school will accept him. I asked him to try Sunday school, cos it's only God who can accommodate our weaknesses.
    😄😄😄

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    1. Anonymous6 May 2017 at 09:40

      Nice one.

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    2. Jacinta mbachu 6 May 2017 at 10:06

      @Ola u forgot to add copied and pasted.....

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    3. OLAWEALTH ANKARA 07037210981, KAURA MARKET, ABUJA6 May 2017 at 10:37

      Jacinta.. Who doesn't know its copied😏😏😏

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    4. Anonymous6 May 2017 at 11:09

      Ola wealth. I didn't know it was copied and pasted. Next time add it ok? It won't kill you.

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    5. African Barbie6 May 2017 at 12:26

      @anon 11:09 the fact that he didnt write "copied and pasted" is what's eating you up? Lol... Oya ola dont put "copied and pasted". He is in his house, go and beat him

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  6. Emjay6 May 2017 at 09:07

    The last joke me in stitches mehhh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  7. Beloved #CHIVIDO 20206 May 2017 at 09:08

    I love the story.... So much Moral

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  8. Bekee Nnannah6 May 2017 at 09:09

    I think the fourth one got me. Hahahaha

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  9. Becky naka (Beautiful home concept....your sure plug for industrial cleaning)6 May 2017 at 09:12

    Ahahahahahahaha.....The Indian joke got me, had one paki guy that was sending me nonsense pics and messages.

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  10. IsaacBABA ✌��6 May 2017 at 09:13

    Nice one... Had some really funny memes to send in but I forgot, will do that later so it makes it into Sunday laughs lol

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  11. Mz OYIN 6 May 2017 at 09:14

    😂😂😂😂😂 the last joke though

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  12. Chyluv!6 May 2017 at 09:15

    Lmaoo

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  13. Chameleon6 May 2017 at 09:23

    Hahahahahahahaha 30billion for account I go chuk you chukuchuku (my brother you're welcome ooooo 😆😅😆). I love dat last story too

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  14. Imalee6 May 2017 at 09:23

    Lol @_I don't want to Ejaculate

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  15. Unknown6 May 2017 at 09:52

    Dat bosta of a thing, dats wickedness and I just finished eating. Chai I for no go look am ooooo

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    1. lastborn 6 May 2017 at 10:51

      U echo my mind, na curiosity make me check out bosta. Hian

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  16. Yori Yori Princess6 May 2017 at 09:54

    Hahahaha chuku chuku. No mind dem girls na only 30 billion dem dey sing like me. Anytime I hear the song my mind will sing 30 billion.

    Oga please don't ejaculate

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  17. Etsako Pearl6 May 2017 at 10:04

    Lol@daddy yoo!
    Buh y do guys cheat?

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  18. Makason6 May 2017 at 10:08

    The last joke got me..lolz

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  19. Ice Queen6 May 2017 at 10:26

    That India nd Pakistan is so true perverts

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    1. Anonymous6 May 2017 at 11:09

      Hmmmm, let me keep my tori of these strange people to myself.

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    2. African Barbie6 May 2017 at 12:27

      @anon 11:09 nobody asked you, why start brewing our curiosity if you can't finish it... Mstcheeeeew

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  20. St.FranKooL....6 May 2017 at 10:44

    #Never be afraid to try something new, because life gets boring when you stay within the limits of what you already knew*

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  21. Roseflower6 May 2017 at 11:01

    Lol. I actually smiled at some.

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  22. Most precious stone6 May 2017 at 11:16

    The last joke lol

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  23. Minrex6 May 2017 at 11:17

    Who send me to Google bosta. That 'shit' is irritating. Ewwww.
    Indian guys and sex chat/sending nudes are five and six. No wonder they are overpopulated.

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  24. Abamade6 May 2017 at 12:09

    Lol cup size indeed

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  25. Nzoputa6 May 2017 at 12:17

    And I checked bosta! Ewwwwwww

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  26. Nwannewi6 May 2017 at 12:27

    Lols, nice one

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  27. chigirl6 May 2017 at 12:59

    Happy weekend Stella and bvs,Nice's joke

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  28. KIDJO aka S.B.V (Sexiest Blog Visitor ) 👸👄💜6 May 2017 at 13:57

    And their pink dick is so small and fragile😅😅😅😅😅.yeye Indians

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  29. Agu nwanyi16 May 2017 at 14:10

    Tnx for the laughs, lol a relief from naija wahala

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  30. sholetoga6 May 2017 at 16:31

    It's good to laugh with everything going on in this country ehn..........

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  31. Ezeh Ogadi6 May 2017 at 16:56

    Just checked the Bosta images, them say na Bosta cake abi shit cake. Eww, so irritating.

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