Tatafo had a very amebo filled weekend. In fact na so person come carry me go one ghen ghen 40th birthday party celebration. Wetin my eyes see eehn. But before that, there's one important amebo I must transmit.
Ehnehn.
That was how one minister's wife was seen rushing into london on Thursday. She arrived Heathrow airport unaccompanied because rumour has it that she and her husband are in trouble.
Wetin dem do?
This serving minister of the federal republic of Nigeria used to be a governor of his state. So his wife was a prominent first lady of same state. But somehow, the now embattled minister who is undergoing scrutiny by the EFCC, was admitted erroneously into President Bubu's cabinet.
Hmmmm!!
It's been gathered that this minister has been charged to court in Nigeria and is likely facing some queries regarding the misappropriation of funds in his state while he was governor. His wife is also under surveillance but she has managed to rush out of the country to come to London to lobby President bubu who's on medical leave.
Na so dem dey do.
Amebos talk say this bespectacled former first lady of her state, thought it wise to come and corner bubu in london so that he can intervene in their matter. As it was said that bubu been don dey carry face for minister since hin matter reach efcc.
Hian!!!
No wonder the woman squeeze face begin look upandan when she arrived. Some people even think say whether na the remaining loot she carry for luggage come hide for London.
Abi EFCC, una never hear say Oga minister wife don sneak comot? Now Tatafo don blow whistle. How much I go get?
Biko Who's this former governor now minister?
*Sideeyes*
Mbok they should allow bubu rest in London. No visitors or lobbiers allowed.
Now make i enter gist of the party wen I do follow follow go for North London.
Chai.. if una see the petite yellow sisi wey turn 40 eehn. She looked regal in her wine attire. But there was something unusually different in her gathering of friends and well wishers.
All of them were so joyous that you couldn't but ask what the story of the celebrant was.
The celebrant, a mother of one and her husband were just too happy. They were singing and praising God for not putting them to shame before their enemies. You could tell that they had been through a trying moment.
Na so my friend wen carry me go the party begin whisper amebo for my ears.
She said ''Tata, don't you know this celebrant?'' I said no o.
She said you know her well, in fact you know her story. I was like, really? Oya download make I hear...
As I adjust make I enjoy the gist, that was how someone just came and rudely interrupted our conversation, so I didn't get to hear what the lady's story is. But I come reason am say when I reach here people must sabi this beautiful lady.
Una sabi her?
Whatever her story, she really had a successful birthday party days ago. Which was evident in the outpour of love that was shown her by her friends. Her husband was all over her. You could tell he loves her so much.
Chai..Tatafo envies their strong love. Even after all the attempt by the celebrant's former errm errmm.. to....ermm..
Anyway we wish you well madame. I chop belleful for ya party.
Tatafo will be backCathya!
*Tats abeg whats with all this half gist today na?How can you say some mistakenly got a job?Na wah!
So Madam no fit enter London to shop again?I dunno who you dey talk about ut this your gossip na wah....I dont even know anybody inside this gist.
Could it be Amaechi?
ReplyDeleteAs the amebo that "I is now" I followed up all tatofo story on Facebook. Infact their gist is hotter on Facebook. From Dorcas Adeyink(abukeosin) to Fokosade olatinji..a..k..a women empowerment.. To abike jagaban aka abike elenu razor to mama Esabod aka mama apari. Chai, I never knew "gianded" people get bad mouth pass us.you need to see cusses and yabbing on their fb wall. Odi very serious.
DeleteAm just coming from Facebook now, you need to see the way Abike finished the said celebrant whose name is alhaji Basirat Olaribigbe tani. Infact abike elenu razor murdered the poor woman with her mouth. The call out audio was very long ooo ,upto 30mins or so. Abike said that basirat only child doesn't belong to her husband.. Chai,not only that she also said basirat husband is battling with HIV aids. Gwagam!!! I give up on Abike.. Chai, that woman can insult for the whole of UK. But the big lesson I learnt from their buhaha is never to tell your secret to any living being. Take your secrets down to your grave.
Am out..
If you need more amebo I will be here to add more to tatafo amebo as am already following most of them on their social media handles.
#amebo na the work wey we dey do#
I also tried doing this but the yoruba speaking made it uninteresting as I nor kuku sabi wetin them dey talk.
DeleteAbeg princess can you give me the name of their facebook and instagram handle let me go and follow them too. Especially Abike and Esabod Abeg.
DeleteOmo their gist can sweet. That's y I always look fwd to tatafo every Sunday fa. Kikikiki
DeleteTorrr.. 🤔🤔
DeleteThe minister's wife is Fashola's wife
ReplyDeleteI think its fayemi's wife. Former Ekiti gov now minister of minerals n woreva
DeleteThe celebrant is Jibike, the ex best friend of abike tolulope Ghaba who was put on blast last year
ReplyDeleteServing minister fit be Amaechi/Fashola
Tatafo, you and this your recycled gist. Please let this chic be, she has been through a lot. You still want her gist dissected on this blog? Let her be a beg.
DeleteAmaechi wife haf sneak out of the country,to beg bubu but couldn't call her husband to order when he was busy selling state properties.Bubu no well,make una let am recover small first,bikonu.
ReplyDeleteFashola or Amechi's wife
ReplyDeleteOr fayemi
DeleteIts always hard to decode tatafo's gist.
ReplyDeleteBetter come anon and tell us
Ameachi is govenor turned minister i guess😞
ReplyDeleteThis london tatafo rubbish should be scrapped. No head or tail of any story
ReplyDeleteSame to u.
DeleteKikiki eleribu y open
DeleteLmao@ Tessy
DeleteI don't believe tatafo's first gist... It can't be Amaechi's wife.
ReplyDeleteSomebody denigrated her friend,then she thought she becomes"CELEB"through that...! Jibike Olaribigbe,enjoying your life and your marriage no hassle for you dear,your detractor will soon be caught unaware because law of retribution is imminent.
ReplyDeleteThis is the giveaway - So his wife was a prominent first lady of same state and this bespectacled former first lady of her state.
ReplyDeleteMrs Amaechi doesn't wear glasses and didn't feature prominently when she was the 1st lady. It's Mrs Fashola. She made a lot of money unlike Mrs Amaechi whose husband didn't even allow her to have a single project to launder money.
Fayemi fayemi fayemi . Read their case is in court I think
DeleteHaba, it can never be Fashola, the guy is too smart.
DeleteNow that's an idea. Fayemi and his wife wears glasses
DeleteAmaechis big thieves
ReplyDeleteTatafo is not making sense again jare.
ReplyDeleteThe celebrant is Jibike tani olaribigbe,Abike tolulope gabah former friend that jagaweeree libel and tried to ruin her.tololope shame on you.Jibike I rejoice with,may GOD keep your home and kisses to your child.
ReplyDeleteOya to the decoders I dey wait. Make I sitdon read comments.
ReplyDeleteLol. Today na today, tough nut to crack. Where them decoders
ReplyDelete#Allow yourself a day without worry. A day with simple trust in yourself and an inner knowing of the truth, that it’s all going to be okay*
ReplyDeleteYes ooo Jibike omo toh fine toh sweet, keep rocking your world jare while your enemies keep nackking their head on d wall . Shey na this same tatafo we hear say dem don deport the jagawere,kikikiki she never chichomtin
ReplyDeleteAbike Jagaban is back - I feel bad for Iya Ewe followers when goes live on Facebook from the UK 😂😂😂😂 The thing go pain una, no be small something 😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteAs for Jibike, of course she has to come out of hiding at some point and let people know she has moved on.
I wish both Jibike and Abike all the best. Life goes on, you can't live in the past forever.
I always love ur comments cos u keep it real. Don't mind those illiterates liars. Shameless idiots. The latest attention seeker is dat shapeless lafunky latraitor lawannabe labastard. Tatafo pls bring this amoebas gist. She lives in America na husband snatcher dat forced herself on one local king. But e man chased her out so shes pained. She can't dress to save her life. Goan see her ugly pics on Facebook. Very razz n shapeless traitor
DeleteWhich lafunky? Is dat one a somebori? I jump am pass. Very ugly balloon
DeleteThanks jare better person. Lafunky gist is dry jare, she's just an attention seeker looking for cheap popularity. She bought a very average car on lease (hired purchase) and making noise. What do you want people who bought range or benz to do o 😂😂😂 Very local folks 😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteOsheyyy!!! Don't mind d dirty looking pig. She wanna trend by fire by force. Wiv her tortoise neck. Lamoeba famzing everyone Upandan. Dry mofo. She irritates me sef. She wants to belong dats y she went to buy leased Car so she can be hailed. Her iya ewe didn't really rejoice wiv her sef. Fake life fat fool. Pls Plz don't bring her yeye story here.
DeleteThat lafunky is so dirty and razz. Very shapeless amoeba with broad shoulders like a man. Always looking like 'sponge bob square pants'. I've never seen a human being that has such a low self esteem like her. Very empty manwoman that seeks cheap popularity. She works at a drugstore as a shelf clerk and makes $11 an hour but comes on Facebook to lie calling herself Lamoney smh! Her annual income is below poverty level in Maryland that's why she lives in welfare accommodation and on food stamps. She went all the way to London leaving her kids for a sham of a party. Comes out to cry whenever she feels her imaginary friends are against her. She lacks self love, always seeking validation from strangers that she thinks love her. You can tell she's very very empty and lonely. Razz illiterate woman that slept with her sister's local Oba husband and had a child by him, the man placed a curse on her and chased her away when he discovered she used jazz on him.
DeleteWhat does this epistle entails ?
DeleteItumo pls
How come all these social media 'celebs' hype their lives. Lafunky does low level work at a drugstore, Bukky Mesho does carework, and list goes on. These people just me laugh .
DeleteThat Oba that impregnated her even tried. She has refused to drop the Mans surname even after the man has remarried another woman. Fake ugly bitch
DeleteWaow i just follow rhem
ReplyDeleteI follow them to get jist and nothing else...
ReplyDeleteSame here. They're all worthless piece of shit. Thier families should be ashamed of them fucktards
DeleteNa wa oooo
ReplyDelete