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Tuesday, May 02, 2017

Laugh Out Loud


No but I think you can only eat the Rice in your friends house because you are not allowed to leave with it..lol






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  1. Lol

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    1. Stella u lie! I will dish one plate,me and that friend will eat it and share 1meat. Then I carry my pot back to my room.#shikena!

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    2. I like the humor Nigerians are blessed with. Its natural

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    3. Comrade Chioke,your stinginess no be here...say whaaaaaaaat?

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    4. Nigeria disowned him as he once asked to represent Nigeria at tournaments. The United Kingdom takes full glory for this wonderful champ as Nigeria did not invest in him. For those against this mindset, would you allow an absent father take glory for your achievements in life? Nigeria was absent in this young man's life.Do you know that Boris Johnson the current British foreign minister is of polish background and also he is an American citizen? Do you see Americans running round claiming him to be theirs? The answer is no because the UK made him who he is and takes the glory. They are thousands of Americans of British blood who have achieved a lot and yet the UK doesn't go round them claiming false glory. Anthony knows the stigma that would come if he tells Nigeria what's up with them..it's because of people like you and false acceptance that he tells you what you want to hear. The end.

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    5. Anon 21:19, remind me to buy you one chicken lap tomorrow. Wish you have an ID. You just said it all

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  2. hahahahaha Anthony belongs to all of us ooo. We are under british rule, so we are sharing

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    1. There's no "we" here. You are under the English rule alone. If the term "Independence" doesn't mean any thing to you, it does to me.

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    2. Hahahahhaa yes ooo who nor like better thing?

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    3. Because sharing is caring

      Odiegwu

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  3. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

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  4. Stupid country. Stupid youths. Every serious issue is now a joke

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    1. Eeyah.. You'll be fine honey

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    2. I tell you, serious something n joke for naija,I love my people shai

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    3. Depression is a disease ooo, anonymous 17:04. Don't take life too serious.

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    4. Abeg go siddon on top transformer. Na you stupid pass.

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    5. Anonymous 17:04 sorry oooo u need 20 litres of honey u go dey alright Ayele ibosioooooo

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  5. So If I don't have light in my house and I go to charge my phone in my neighbor's house ,does it mean my neighbor is the owner of my phone?



    Drop urs ...let's do thisπŸ˜‚

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    1. No, but your neighbour is entitled to one minute free call.

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    2. So if I don't have water in my house, and I go to baff in my friend's house.. does it mean my body belongs to my friend???

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    3. Ibukun, you sef go kill pelzon.
      Lol

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    4. Hahahaha. Yes na..He's the owner of both fone &chrger.. yinmu

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    5. So if my kpekus is tired so I went to borrow my neighbours kpekus,does it mean my kpekus is now my kpekus neighbours kpekus



      You are the confused one not me

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    6. Hahahaha, fake Queen ooo.

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  6. Anthony very handsome nd fit guy.. hope to see you in Watford some day

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  7. That's our way now, so many athletes we dump made it with countries they nationalised to represent. Their was this wrestler then that represented Poland or Canada and won GOLD at the Olympic and faster we begin claim him. Success has so many friends.

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  8. I never heard of this dude before he won this boxing match.

    Now I wanna marry him so bad.. Dude is cute for centuries!!! Gosh LMAO

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    1. I for wish to marry am too but I no sure say he go sabi gbenshπŸ˜’

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    2. I'm getting him for Pipi pleaseπŸ‘€

      I don't know if Pipi can handle a baby mama though. LOL

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    3. Becky, you go try hard on this matter. His mum been speaking in tongues tey tey.
      She fear you Nigerian gals.

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    4. @Ibukun how will you be sureif you don't taste? 😯😯😯

      @Iphie please you and Pipi should free this one for me abeg una. Pipi will understand lol

      @Anon Abeg e never reach like that mbok πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    5. ayam not understanding BeckyπŸ™„πŸ˜Ά

      Iphie boo boo, πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘πŸ€˜, u sabi! isi baby na mama ya mere gini, hian, I don handle am finish add jara.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  9. Mbanu! It doesn't belong to your friend at all.

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  10. HAHAHAHHAHAHA. Nigerians and their great comebacks. Besides, Nigeria dont do anything to bring up its talents/products but can claim finished/ made talents/ products

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  11. Lol... Nigerians tho. No chill whatsoever

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  12. Lol. This is too funny abeg.

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  13. Nigerians can famz.

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  14. Nigerians and comeback, hian!

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  15. How can it belong to my friend?
    i will give him 1 spoon and if he does too much ojukokoro i will return is kerosene when i buy kerosene . it that simple . lol

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  16. Lol,Naija politics be wasting talents since time past.

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  17. Nigeria is a dream killer country, if he was in Nigeria, he won't be where he is now

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  18. Not everything is a joke! Nigeria has been losing one its greatest resources of all time - human resources - and its youths can only give silly comebacks to tweets that should make them think long and hard about how to make Nigeria great again. Namsense!

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    1. Pls clap for yourself for this commentπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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    2. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  19. Hahahaha@does it mean the rice belongs to my friend!

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  20. When you ask these people their nationality, they won't even say Nigeria, yet we are quick to claim them, even his Wikipedia page state 'Britian'. They even want to name a stadium after him, I don't even understand this trend, the other time Chiwetel Ejiofor won an international award, Governor of his state put up a congratulatory message on the newspaper. I'm not saying is wrong to celebrate them, the government should encourage us that are trying to make it here in Nigeria. When I blow without their help, hmmmmm.

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  21. Success has many friends. It's a shame πŸ˜’

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  22. Lmao, Nigerians gats no chill

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  23. Stella
    Anthony Joshua is too frosh������!!!!!
    Kilode

    He's my official boo
    I am so into him like J.lopez song featuring lil wayne.

    Since Naija no want my boo, come to moi.
    Anthony is suave����

    Stella, please don't borrow him oooo

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  24. When u get pregnant, carry the baby for 9 months, give birth to him only to dump him by the way side only to watch a man that u know come pick him up, send him to the best schools, and finally graduated from harvard with first and gets a job will world bank, nd now u want to claim him as ur son, is he ur son??? Ole ole ole ole ole ole...........!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Ole ole no mind them i follow you shout ole!

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