NARRATIVE NUMBER ONE
LOG OF WOOD IN BED
Hello Madam,
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Am a silent bv madam,been following your blog for so long and I can say you a blessing to mankind. I sincerely pray God bless you and your kids because you are blessing to us.
I am a married woman( married for 3 years). I already have 2 kids. Am not always turned on when it comes to s3x. it as been like this since teenage years that I started making love but it is worse now. Even if I try to masturbate I don't feel anything. Presently, I don't feel anything when it comes to s3x, am like a log of wood.
Please, I need help before I lose my home. Husband is complaining too much and am not happy myself. I know I need help urgently, don't have any one to confide in except to run here for help and advise. Madam, I am depressed and thinking of d worst, hubby thinks maybe I don't have feelings for him that why am not always turned on.
Am going crazy, even when I watch romantic movies I dont feel anything. , hubby said my case is worst. your advise will be needed personally and Will also be in the comment session to see if anyone can help me. Thank you.
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NARRATIVE NUMBER TWO
LE BOO CAUGHT IN THE ACT
Dear Stella, I'm so Sad at the moment.....
the family of my guy just discovered that he had been sleeping with his uncles wife,and we just started dating like two months now and we are so in love with each other, thou last month he told me he had some confessions to make but he never told me it was his uncles wife he just said an older woman.....
Pls Bv's should l leave this guy cause serious war is going on in their family now and also I Dont want future problems...please advice me everyone....Love you Stella keep up the good work.
Poster2, pple like him end up sleeping with their own kids.
ReplyDeleteRunnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
What a sensible Emjay baby
DeleteFool will sleep with a fowl if possible so forgive him
So you called yourself a log of wood so go fall in love with a tree
Poster 1, drink the Kayan thingy that they talked about here, and get sex toys
Delete1) get a vibrating egg, I think you need to be well stimulated. Get a rabbit and lubricant.
Poster2, that shit going on with that guy cannot be fixed, it's deep. Don't cry over spilled milk.....leave.
Narrative one:I don't really have any advice to give to you other than try to read comments on this to learn from it
DeleteNarrative 2: I would have advice you stay by him in this trying times but a guy that can be having sex with his own uncle's wife I don't really know what becomes of such person in the future so I think am going to be reading comments on this as well.
Poster one,I used to have d same challenge too,let the kanyamata experts give you tips,poster 2,what advice do you need again?thankfully you guys just started, please RUN!
DeleteUr very correct...Babe Run
DeleteNo they don't but she should still run.
DeleteYes they do
DeletePoster 1, search for Aminats secret on Instagram. Thank me after a trial
Delete@sllikky, why re u so in love with my ID nah????? Doesn't make sense to use so similar blog identity.
Delete'She fell in love with an artist, now her life is a work of Art' I think I love this trend, #driftsbacktopost poster 1 I think you should contact jaruma empire on IG, she might have the solution to your problem.
DeleteSomeone who can sleep with his Uncles wife has crossed deep boundaries. He won't see anything wrong in sleeping with cousins, nieces and neighbour's wife.
DeleteHe may be a good father to his kids and a wonderful husband to you, but he will always have that problem sexual indiscipline. And his sexual indiscipline has no decorum or abominable restrain.
Poster 1. You are frigid. This happens to a small percentage of women. It's usually as a result of strict upbringing. When you are told you can get pregnant simply by looking at a man. Good thing is there is a cure. Look for "Spanish fly" that the drugs as prescribed and experience honeymoon all over again.
N1, take hormonal drugs. I have forgotten the name. I wish you quick recovery. N2, if you love him, stick by him. Forgive him this once and if he tries it again, take a walk.
ReplyDeleteN1 your husband still enjoys it (3years in marriage and you got 2kids already) IMO you need a break!!! You maybe having stress related issues its not easy caring for young kids and satisfying oga.
DeleteRelax and have fun your sexual hormones will be fine
N2 just end that relationship, the cover is blown already. Sleeping with his uncles wife! No way
Hormonal drug when you chidimma is not married
DeletePoster 1 go see a doctor.
Delete@code009 biko having kids don't stop anyone from having fun! She knows that's y she's seeking for help. No need to relax
DeleteWhat if N2, the guy was lured into sleeping with his uncles wife at a young age. The guy should narrate how he started. If His narration turns out to be that he did it at his own free will, then you might take a walk if you want to
DeletePoster 1: Maybe it's your sexual orientation that's different. Try having sex with a woman first
ReplyDeletePoster 2: I think you already know the answer to your question.. You are lucky this came up now, so you know what kind of man he is
Ur first word to poster one na war ooo.. Make she do lez ba?.. Omo u bad ooooo
DeleteMc pinky
I think you are mad rocky
DeleteYaaah she can try it out that's if her husband will alow her to
DeleteRocky what is it naa? This your advice is it to break her home or what?
DeleteMadam consult kayan Mata specialists and leave your sexual orientation alone.
hmmmmmm na wa.
ReplyDeletePoster 1 try and watch porn movies, though i am not an advocate of that, you might get some interest.
Take your mind off things that are making you feel stiff and free yourself. It is well. Your case never reach becareful.
Poster 2 hmmmmmm this is serious. Go to prayers and let your mind tell you want you want. If we tell you leave him, you will curse us silently in your heart, abeg do wetin your mind tell you
Your reply to poster 1, porn movies no dey work in such cases, um talking from experience. The poster is just like me. Um also married with a baby boy and a girl is on the way. Apart from this sex issue we are just good
DeletePoster one is a lesbian act try woman
DeletePoster two, u still dey call am le boo I piri you, that one will sleep with your relatives just coz he's horny, chop his money and get stepping.
ReplyDeletePoster one. Make tiger nut and date drink, it enhances libido. Google is your friend.
Deleteposter 2 you need to scarm from that situationship! you don't need that drama in your life cos this matter is never going to die down... this is hilarious tho!
ReplyDeletePoster one...
ReplyDeleteIt's like your husband don't know how to turn you on!...
If he no sabi do,try another person!...or you use Kayan mata!...
Poster 2,
Someone that fucks his uncle's wife can fuck your mom or your sister!...
Leave the broke ass abeg...
Did she mention that the guy is broke?dis ur silly mouth that is always quick to spew rubbish
DeleteHahhhahahahahha, at leave the bike ass, you nor dey disappoint aswear.
DeleteOr fuck dog sef
DeleteUmu anumanu
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊..... she should try watching lesbian porn, that shit can turn on a dead puss!
DeletePoster 2 reason this advice
DeleteAll hail the Queen 👑
DeletePoster one. You need to see a sex therapist.
ReplyDeletePoster two...This has been revealed to you before you went in too deep, you should be eternally grateful.
Your boyfriend sleep with his uncles' wife means:
1.) He has no family values, he doesn't respect the home institution and would choose his erection over upholding values.
2.) He is a greedy person, out of all available free sex options, he decides to feed on himself (his family)?
3.) He bears a curse already bothfrom the consequences of adultery and doing it with his aunt.
So ask yourself, are you ready to keep going on with a man who has no respect for family values, is selfish and bears a curse?
Choose ye this day.
Well said!👍
DeleteBipolar chop knuckle Biko... Poster, choose yeah this day
DeleteWeydon
DeleteGbam!!!
DeleteFind a cure for frigidity Eg: eve's desire n give him styles, don't just open leg waaaaaaa n receive preek.
ReplyDeleteI give up on you bb.
DeleteHahahahaha omg BlackBerry you be case.
DeleteBlackBerry the badest others dey learn.
DeleteBlackBerry!! You just give this advice as e dey hot
DeleteI folo give up on her
DeletePoster one try role playing in the bedroom, get some costumes and switch it up a notch, you must have some celeb or actor you have a thing or crush for so try role playing and see the magic
ReplyDeletePoster two... I will advise you to take a walk now because what he did is abominable, imagine sleeping with his aunty that means your friends or sisters or daughters might not be safe, d fact he said he wanted to confess means little or more, he should have confessed to everyone if he was remorseful and not wait to be caught first
Isaac what's role playing???😂😂😂
DeleteYou too don dy watch DT thing abi???
Hahahaha ola my guy afar na.... I just like help save her sex life. 😀😀😀
DeleteRole playing won't Helo her. What she needs is a vibrator.she needs to learn his to use her clit. Get a small vibrator. Abi does your hubby not give you head? You need head.
DeletePoster two, leave him o, let dem sort themselves out.
ReplyDeletePoster 1...you no get problem, your libido will be so tuned up ☝ you'll be so surprised... Call me
DeletePoster 1 kayamata is your helper.
ReplyDeletePoster 2 : it is called alu and he must kpuo alu. Once he become clean you can go ahead if you love him that much.
Real helper...
Deleteposter 1 it could be that you like women and you don't even know it yet!
ReplyDeleteShe should just try it
DeleteWhere re the Kenya and Mata sellers, business don come for una o@poster 1. Go and contact those selling keyanmatter, I'm sure that they can help you out
ReplyDeletePostere 2, your boyfriend did what we call "Awua" in bini, and a big curse has been placed on him automatically by the ancestors. You can stick with him if he goes for spiritual cleansing but if he doesn't. My dear carry ur leg run out because when it starts raining calamities, those closer to him will also share out of it.
Right here
DeletePoster 2, did you just ask if you should leave him? Na wa oh. It's a relationship not marriage. Pack your 2 left legs and run.
ReplyDeletePoster 1.It seems ur parents removed ur cletoris when u were young
ReplyDeletePeacemaker don show as per say na toto matter
Deleteposter one,-go and see a sex therapist.
ReplyDeleteposter 2-please correct yourself "you are so in love with him"and not we are so inlove with each other ,because if he loves you so much he would have called the relationship with his uncles wife off.
And whats with the so in love when it's just two months old relationship?
Am sure you are not even sure of your feelings for yourself because you can't be "so in love" with someone within two months.
leave the situationship alone.
Poster one... Contact me and your life will never remain the same
DeletePoster 1,Try KM.Where are these kayan matan people here customer don land.On a serious note you need a sex therapist.
ReplyDeletePoster2,Do your findings and if it happens to be true run for your dear life.
1. Act naw abi fake it. Don't need to let hubby know everything. 2. Receive sense
ReplyDeleteBheem, you're dangerous. You fit kill your man, if you haven't already. Forehead like dstv dish.
DeleteHahaha anon 16:28 you is savagery bwahaha @ forehead like dstv dish
DeleteHahahahahahahahaah na really forehead like dstv
DeleteLol Dstv dish..
DeleteNarrative 2) dump him like a bag of trash! Dem say if pikin no resemble mama he/she go resemble papa character inclusive! Be wise for future reasons please let go.
ReplyDeletePoster one , contact Bubu Timara on Facebook or contact amina-secrets on Instagram...your frigidity will take a 360% turn. KA is the way to go. Do the Toto treatment.. Chicken treatment and get your supreme kit... Babe your neighbours go begin knock una door cos of your screams of pleasure.
ReplyDeleteHian... wetin we no go hear for dis blog
DeletePoster one kayan mata is your answer.
ReplyDeleteTrue tht my friend
DeleteP1. Shoose btwn Dringing kokonorth oyel or tecking Kenyan mata abi na wetin una dey colam sef.
ReplyDeleteP2. Awa heldas olwaz say; The eye is uzed to tale wedar the corn is ripe". eat is ferry onforshunate dat with open eyes, yhu steal wantu carri yhua 2legs and wolk intu woht cool be diskriped as 'situashionsheep.
Bye the thyme yhu marri him and mebi e stats sheatin on yhu or his vilage pipul teem up wit his farmili membas to figth yhu, dat yhua titanik loff go disapeer piam...
#a'dews.
Lol... Filaga!
DeletePoster one I was once like you until I summoned courage and started using kayan mata and it has been wonderful. Give it a try.
ReplyDeletePoster 1: since your husband is complaining, just pretend u enjoy the act anytime he wants to have sex with u while u find a solution to your problem.
ReplyDeletePoster 2: your bf is sleeping with his uncle's wife? Shame on them. The wife is useless and your bf has no fear of God and respect for his uncle in him.
Will u leave him? I don't know.
Will u stay? No idea
Fake bitches everywhere!
DeleteDear Poster 1: There are so many factors to your case, 1. You may be suffering sexual dysfunctional 2. Stress 3. You dont get aroused enough by your husband 4. Pyschological(were you molested)e.tc..Discuss with your husband(heart to heart talk) and go to the hospital to see a doctor or pyschologist.Practice Kegel Exercises as well..Dont be hard on yourself at all
ReplyDeleteDear Poster 2: I dunno what you want us to say..You are the one wearing the shoes..Think deeply and make the decision about it..Whatever decision you make is one will be proud of in 20 years time..
Poster2) u guys should try something new. Not everyday same house,room,bed,same position in fact same dick that alone can kill your libido, it can be boring at times ..... your husband can lodge in a hotel and invite u over , he can even wake up one morning and start toasting u all over again. .... u can also take the kids to your mum during weekends and feel young again drink a Lil alcohol or better still use igbo to cook beans then eat, then come thank me later.......
ReplyDeleteKweke!!
DeleteSwag ooo, lmao!
DeletePoster 1...u need somebody to fuck ur brains out...ur husband no sabi fuck that's why...ask peacemaker make e put him something into ur wet slippery something...
ReplyDeletePoster 2...Ure stupid oh...are u dat desperate...if it's u will he stay..some girls sha
Loool
DeletePoster 1: You need to work on your mind,i guess you were always conscious of sinning against God as a single (which is not bad) but now you are married , you need to loosen up.Sex is meant to be enjoyed in marriage dear.Oya talk to your father in heaven, he answers prayers like this too.
ReplyDeleteSecondly, eat foods/fruits that are natural aphrodisiac(foods that turn you on)...Well you need to study your body for me pineapple n garlic does the magic.
Thirdly, your husband should locate your g-spot and work it.you won't send in another chronicle but testimony.
Ehen let me come and be going, reserving all my bad gurl antics for future hubby.Good girl ti take over.
Poster 2, my concern is will le boo ever break free from his uncles wife in future.Sex is a Spirit ooo,let somebody not tell you stories that touch in future.Think am well ooo.
Real spirit oo.so obvious that his uncles wifes ametus(toto) is sweeter than hers.hard 4 them to breakfree oo.
DeleteGarlic turns you on? Hian!
DeleteWonderment!!
Na wa!
As I scroll down, I know I will see the one who will say locust bean and onions turns her on. Chai.
Poster one - I think you're suffering from low libido. Have you been to see the doctor? There's this Indian herbal medicine called shatavari that helps women's reproductive system especially it increases the libido in women. The English name is "having one hundred husbands". You can read more about it on Google. Don't let your husband stress you too much.
ReplyDeletePoster 2 - please flee from that guy don't even think of starting a life with a man with no.morals. He will sleep with your aunt's, friends, pastors wives and so.on so forth. Already the foundation is faulty so this relationship won't last. What you feel for him is not love it's lust madam. Abeg clear your eyes and find something better to.do.
Love Gudha xoxo
Poster 1: I'm not sure what to advise coz I'm probably just as bad as you are lol. Just watch porn with him or something. Ask him to reach you now he likes it. COMMUNICATE.
ReplyDeletePoster 2: RUN! FLEE!!!
You don't have to be tht bad... Come lemme whisper to u!
DeleteTry to be watching romantic movies and get involved in it before sex with your husband. Poster 2 your guy can as well sleep with your sisters and his own daughter too.
ReplyDeleteI think d movie-fifty shades of grey.part 1 and 2 will do!
DeletePoster 2... You are asking if you should go ahead and jump into fire.
ReplyDeletePoster 1...Eesah advertise your products to her, may be you can give her 'jigirya' or 'motor', etc.
Sorry to derail this post but please this is urgent. What brand of waist trainer/cincher is the best. Kindly recommend any. Thanks
ReplyDeletePoster 2 take off before because guys like him have no limits or sexual boundaries...infact ur mother,sister and niece are at risk if u marry dis guy
ReplyDeletePoster 2 and you're still there sending this in? My dear go to the book of Leviticus and check the passage that outlines unlawful sexual relationships. Then answer yourself. The irresponsibility in his soul is deep. Badly behaved child of a good family. Better drop him with the wahala on his head and move on
ReplyDeleteWatch porn what ever interest u there,try it with ur man,try by saying sweet words to him while he is gbenshing u at least make him feel good.don't let him go outside he will get plenty styles and more.poster two that guy has no conscience,the stain will affect relationship between him,his immediate family and extended too can u stand it?
ReplyDelete@ poster two you still dey ask for advise when you know the obvious. Better run for your dear life because tomorrow na your mum or sister or children he go sleep with. Imagine betrayal(his uncle's wife) na wa women don finish for Naija. your so called boyfriend is wicked, he can kill somebody oh.
ReplyDeleteNot wicked but horrible somborri
DeletePoster One, there's this drink people take to enhance libido. I think it's made of tiger nuts, dabino and all that, google it. Prepare it, take it and see if there's any difference. Dont give your husband as his sexual is already higher than yours. If there's no difference after taking it for a month visit a specialist.
ReplyDeletePoster Two, please leave that guy. He doesnt love you. The aftermath of what he did will definitely affect you and the unborn children. Am sure you cant stand the hatred you will face.
Madam I tink it's ur state of mind!anyway try kayak mata!its a sex afrodisiac! Poster two,u had beta do a Usain Bolt on dat ur fake boo!dat guy needs to castrated!uv just bn dating for just two months so wats ur stress? U shd be happy sef dat God is revealing d kind of despicable humanbeing u hv as a boyfriend!dat guy na very wrong number!just free him! D guy wld never be faithful to u!his a bloody gigolo! Shameless woman hunter! Waka go o
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm
ReplyDeleteSex experts to the rescue @madam log of wood on bed
Poster one: was there for about 4years. Faked orgasm like a pro yet no feeling whatsoever. In January this year I started eating tiger nuts(Aya in Hausa), (ofio in Yoruba) (isip isong in Ibibio) and right now, my groove is back. Try this too.
ReplyDeletePoster 1 talk to Aminats secrets on instagram. She
ReplyDeletePoster 1......The first thing that comes to my mind is have you not heard of the kayamata they talk about on this blog. Try it out and see the result
ReplyDeletePoster 2.....better not put yourself into a family brouhaha you know nothing about. Leave him for now, let him sought himself out first. Then you two can continue your relationship
Poster 1.Calm down,don't worry,be happy
ReplyDeletePoster2.plz don't listen to these people,love conquers it all,they are here with their chronicles of alu's,abominations,repercussions etc,There is no saint amongst them,,,,,I was told of a story by my grandfather of the owl that flys at night,how it perched on a tree to rest and looked down,only to see some men and women indulging in some diabolical, occultic meeting,,,,,the owl was flabberwhelmed and early the next morning, he took refuge at another tree beside the church and behold, looked down at people with their holy postures,he noticed it's same people but in a different robe,the little owl can't stomach such deciet and he whistled heavily "
Pastor,na the same people,pastor,na the same people.
So my dear,there is no irreconcilable differences, no irredeemable soul except one that is condemned by his maker,after all it's same things we call scraps,that some industries uses to make an innovative technology. Be wise,
Poster 2, Gbawa osondu, because that kind of person will do more that will really hurt you, poster 1, maybe is stress, just try and relax who go see a dokintor
ReplyDeleteKyanmata@ poster 1
ReplyDeleteU sabi
DeletePoster 1...I just ordered Kaya Mata for my wife. shes almost like yu.Met her as a virgin though..but her response rate na like 1/10 and in love making response is like 4/5 for us men...real response and sound....cheated on her a while, cos I just wasnt feeling the sex...summoned up courage to buy kayan mata today, there are sellers online ourintimatesecret,amina secret, bla bla bla....
ReplyDeleteI also made her watch videos on how to give a man BJ...that is also very important ...shes not there yet but I have to force her to be better...
Bottomline: If I had to make a choice again, i no go mary virgin. guys just go for an decent experienced lady. Decent in that she wont be thinking of away match while married and trust me, forget the rubbish out there, a lot of ladies are decent...to this ones...I appreciate and celebrate you all...I just love and respect women....una too much...Stella well done great job..second time commenting in 3 years. God bless you too
Good man!
DeletePoster 2.
ReplyDeleteIn life will come many tribulations. Stand firm.
Ignore all the ones telling you to run. Run go where? The devil you know...
By the time you leave this one, the next one may be that one will be fucking his own uncle sef.
Don't you want to wear ring? Don't you want to wear wedding gown?
Choose wisely.
Stella, why did you remove my comment.
ReplyDelete2nd chronicler....run lyk a madman....madwoman rather
ReplyDelete@poster1. I was once like you until some weeks ago when a women here advertised kayan mata on this blog(it was on the business adverts edition where business owners were given the chance to advertise their business). I mailed her and purchased a few items cos they were a bit pricey,but no regrets at all because my sex life took a different turn frm that time onward. I had to go back and order for the complete extreme set(lol) and referred my few friends too. My husband dey hear am for bed these days. her email is janetdauda825@gmail.com since you are married and are suffering from low libido,just tell her you want the extreme set or better still,allow her to recommend for you. You'd be glad you did.
ReplyDeleteRecently moved to another country,same with my ex both a different state. Actually this my ex was my one true love but we lost touch after a while.was heart broken n I later got married not because I loved this new but I later grew to love him. Recently I and my ex started talking he gave reasons for everything and he came back to the country d same year I got married couldn't contact me I left(5yrs after).the problem now is I still love him even after 10yrs..unlike me that am married, he hasn't been able to keep a relationship.am just to devasted
ReplyDeleteYou are a fool...
DeletePlease share ur contact details so we can all taste ur pussy since u r sooo dumb. I hope it is not smelling ooooo
Yeye dey smell
No, you're not devastated, you are being stupid!
DeleteKayanmata for the win ooo we've blog vistors that are into the business.Kindly save her marriage and advertise in the comment section let's help your business grow
ReplyDeleteWe are going to... Def!
DeletePoster one are you sure you still have feelings for your husband? Cos at least he should turn you on, do you love plate licking? What can turn your on, you must have a weak point no matter how, except your husband is not strong on bed, you both should look for your week point.
ReplyDeleteHave you tried kayanmata? That one too has been saving life since 19000, if you have tried all and non is working biko pretend each time your hubby is making love to you in order to save your marriage, was your husband not enjoying you like that since you both got married? Men will always look for a way to cheat.
Finally, take it to God.
If your totoh cannot satisfy a guy now that you both are dating even in marriage after wedding your pussy will still not be enough for him, borrow some sense and move your love to the next door.
ReplyDeleteJust two months and you both are very in love with each other, you are dating yourself, you better move on with your life and forget that he goat. Ewu house we are in love.
If your totoh cannot satisfy a guy now that you both are dating even in marriage after wedding your pussy will still not be enough for him, borrow some sense and move your love to the next door.
ReplyDeleteJust two months and you both are very in love with each other, you are dating yourself, you better move on with your life and forget that he goat. Ewu house we are in love.
Na Kayanmata dey reign now...
ReplyDeleteUna sure say I nor go try this Keyanmatter sef😎.lemme go do research on it as the scientist that I is nah,Will come back and give you guys feedback.😆😆😆😆
ReplyDeletePoster 2, 2 months is not enough to know someone or quantify the depth of your feelings. He is also a good guy to come out straight with you.
ReplyDeleteI will just say thread with caution but leaving him, don't think that's it.
But know that that war in the family is a strong one and there is a stigma on him now as person when fuck him uncle wife.
Good luck