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Thursday, April 20, 2017

Spontaneous Thursday Post

#beautifuldayahead #cantwaitforthiseasterholstobeover #byofriendstoostressfuöabeg



I don't know if it is only me but my boyfriends are too stressful ooo,this holiday should end already!...They want to do everything and 24hours is no longer enough for me..They keep blackmailing me with emotional words like ''Mama I am your son,I need you now for something important''...LMAO and then i pretended i didn't know what the word important so that i would be left alone and then another one asked the other ''Dont tell me Mama is naive!''.......And the other one said ''I think so''
LWKMD!


Faces of IHN make una send una photos and add an advert if you want....based on logistics oh!

Today's Chronicles scared the sh*t outta me #waituntilthenandfindoutwhy

What else?Have a great day at work if you work and have a great day at home or where ever if you don't.

Kisses!















419 comments:

  1. Man: If I give you $1 million dollars would you have sex with me?

    Woman: Shout yes I would!

    Man: If I give you $5 would you have sex with me?

    Woman: Hell no! What do you think I am? Some kind of slut?

    Man: No sweetheart, we've already established that you are a slut. Now we're just negotiating!


    #DontQuoteMe

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  2. Good morning to you my blog family, who's in love with this weather like me???

    Let's catch some fun here:

    I have a question to ask you guys. Please don't ignore if you have answers:
    If there was no punishment for anything, 'What Crimes Would you commit'?



    *Larry was here*

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    1. Will be a thief and steal govt property.

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    2. Morning Larry, I don't think I commit any .

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    3. I will claim ownership of those found billions that's currently orphans

      As them no get Papa,mama,brothers or sisters, nobody owns them so,

      I will gladly adopt them as mine and automatically become a billionaire

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    4. I would kill my ex husband and his mother

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    5. I'll rob the central bank of Nigeria....

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  3. IBADAN GIRLS please
    It's not 'based on lodging things'
    It's based on logistics
    😂😂😂😂

    Good morning beeveeleons

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    1. CAN A MAN EJACULATE WHILE UNCONSCIOUS? I want to give my boyfriend and aphrodisiac, drug him to unconsciousness and ride him. Hope he will cum. We're supposed to be getting married soon and he is now dragging feet. Once I was ovulating, he was high and we got busy but time to cum he still pulled out. Stella please post.

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    2. Not like you are any better

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  4. WHEN TO BE SILENT :-
    1. Be silent - in the heat of
    anger.
    2. Be silent - when you don't
    have all the facts.
    3. Be silent - when you
    haven't verified the story.
    4. Be silent - if your words
    will offend a weaker
    person. 5. Be silent - when it is time
    to listen.
    6. Be silent - when you are
    tempted to make light of
    holy things.
    7. Be silent - when you are
    tempted to joke about
    sin.
    8. Be silent - if you would be
    ashamed of your words
    later. 9. Be silent - if your words
    would convey the wrong
    impression.
    10. Be silent - if the issue is
    none of your business.
    11. Be silent - when you are
    tempted to tell an
    outright lie.
    12. Be silent - if your words
    will damage someone
    else's reputation.
    13. Be silent - if your words
    will damage a friendship.
    14. Be silent - when you are
    feeling critical.
    15. Be silent - if you can't
    say it without screaming.
    16. Be silent - if your words
    will be a poor reflection
    of the Lord or your
    friends and family.
    17. Be silent - if you may
    have to eat your words
    later.
    18. Be silent - if you have
    already said it more
    than one time.
    19. Be silent - when you are
    tempted to flatter a
    wicked person.
    20. Be silent - when you are
    supposed to be working
    instead.

    "WHOEVER GUARDS HIS MOUTH AND TONGUE KEEPS HIS SOUL FROM TROUBLES".
    copied

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  5. All I want from you God is a financial breakthrough. Landlord evicted my mum and younger ones for the past 2weeks with only the clothes they're putting on, sleeping anywhere the night meet them, no better food and with no any hope of getting money to rent another apartment, when will this stop oh Lord, well I still belief in you. End of rant, wipe tears

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    1. This too shall pass and your testimonies are here already. Be strong!

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    2. Enough of this! Use your MB money n buy okrika for them

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  6. All these new ID seeking for firm, why not come out straight and beg the popular BVs to give you firm instead of purging on their comments.

    Stella nwanyi oma. There is no hate going on, is just that some new blog IDs want firm and they think that is the easiest way.

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    1. What is this one saying now?

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    2. At first I was wondering what firm was, then I thought maybe autocorrect then I gave up.

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    3. Chike the prick enlarger, what is firm?

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    4. 'firm' kwa 🙈🙈🙈

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    5. You mean fame? Personalize the blog, wen you nor be d owner. Every one is free to comment wherever they want to in as far as they don't insult you or mean you no harm.

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    6. They don't know the best way to gain blog popularity

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    7. Go and look for a better work. Is ur Penis enlarging shop giving you work? Why you have time to showcase your sissiness here.

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    8. Oloburuku! Igbo men are ashamed of you!!!

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    9. Bro good morning 😊
      It's fame oh
      Odika ura akana atu gi

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    10. you mean 'fame'

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    11. Chai u this boy, u sure say u go school at all? It is fame not firm. Chai babes don suffer o, so u sef go get girlfriend wey you go dey form for, anyway sha shoe get sz

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    12. Firm?
      I'm sure you meant FAME.
      We learn everyday bv.

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    13. Anonymous Orubebe20 April 2017 at 08:54

      We are not seeking for firm o.
      We are seeking for FAME 😜😜😜😂😂😂
      Igbotic boy.

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    14. Chike u re so dumb
      Wat is firm?
      Common 'fame' u cannot write. U had to to write firm becos that is how u pronounce 'fame' with ur local igbo accent.
      Oil is Ooyi, main is men, get is gate. Itibolibo

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    15. "Firm" kwa!!! What of "vigor"🙄???

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  7. Good morning bvs...I wanna be the face of ihn today,how do I send in my pic?

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    1. Send to Stella's mail, down the page. I got great news about someone this early morning, but it was only a temporary joy as I had to wallow in self pity, remembering my condition. Lord hear my cries, I am not worse than those you answer their prayers. In my sorrow, I'll keep praising you, for our strength and resilience in strife is more pleasing to you, than when all things are going well.

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  8. Beautiful Thursday guys. Have s blessed day

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  9. _1. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?_
    *Stress is when wife is pregnant;*
    *Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;*
    _*Panic is when both are pregnant!*_😀😀😀

    _2. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?_
    *Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away!*😀😀😀😀😀

    _3. A young boy asks his Dad: "What is the difference between confident and confidential?_
    *Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!*😀😀😀😀😀

    _4. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman ;_
    *“Which book has helped you most in your life?”*
    *The woman replied , “My husband’s cheque book!”*😀😀😀😀😀

    _5. A prospective husband in a book store: Do you have a book called,_ *Husband the Master of the House?* *Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!"*😀😀😀😀😀

    _6. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love." What’s the secret?"_
    *Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!*
    😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
    _7. Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day._
    *Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!*😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

    *Laughter Is The Best Medicine Ever still...* 😂😂😭😭💧💦💦 oyaaaaa laugh... Goodman boos. Tetrina maami you scarce ohhh.

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  10. All I want is dollars to relaz ma navz.😆😆😆

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  11. Charming Prince will like to do some shout out to his loved ones :
    Stella nwunye Korkus
    Chikito m the Professional fire for fire. Omuma asa ahu. Ugegbe oyibo 1 worldwide.
    TGW, ekene ooo.
    Kelvin dat Edo boi, how far? Na man you be. Let me gist you small. I saw one lady yesterday, guy if you see her cleavage, mehn!!!! E bi like the bwess wan fall commot from the bra. All I can say is "kelvin come and pwess bwess oooo" Lol.
    JHW, Welcome back.
    Queen and Boss aka CHIEF. Oke mmuo na eti onweya. Ekene oooo.
    Cookie darling, who are those HODs and Admin that are stressing you? Give me their name let me use otumokpo and humble them, inugo?
    Isaacson, choose Akwa Ibom. Abeg no near Kogi.
    Elastic I always see you bro.
    KIDJO na you dey reign.
    Sandy Neky Nwa oma di nma.
    Ola moneyyyy, ba wo ni?
    Ibukun my paddy. You are a sweet lady. Sho ti gbo?
    Miss Priya pretty. Pretty on.
    Cynthia Iyede,
    Oluwadarasimi
    Sharon Aminu, sweet m
    BLOGLORD the real MVBM. Ekene oooo
    Nwa ada Amanda Favour, onye oma oga adiri mma daalu
    Iphie Dearie
    Pipi Lee
    Missylynn
    Miss Ess
    Yori yori princess Loveme jeje. Every tea dey with you.
    PASTOR'S DAUGHTER aka kokolet aka leg hanger
    Tonia Bliss the honey in my tea
    Justyswt
    Stunning Slim Shady
    Pastor Kris via iPhone 7+
    Beloved, how far? 24th abi?
    Esther Mgbolu, Nwa oma
    Lolo IDEATO
    Adadioramma
    Blackberry, I always like your advice whenever ife uto is involve. Lol
    Peace Maker, Agu nwoke
    Doppelganger, I noticed you are being a little harsh on your advice now unlike before.
    I'm the King EZE, gisike.
    Sexy daddy where you go? Are you loading new sperm? Lol
    Don Mayor.

    If you did not see your name, just know that Chike TEFLON loves you always, inugo? Because I did not remember any name again.

    I read a comment here yesterday that a lady said after 3kids that her husband is crazy in love with her honey OTU. Chaii Egwu di. Lol. Please come and finish the story. Is it Kayanmata at work or..?

    As the Sweet Guy that I IS, let me go back to ghost mode and continue with my observation.

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    1. Chike! Chike Nwoke Ike!
      Ekenee my gi Nwa nna!

      Hahahahahaha @ Oke mmuo Na-eti onwe ya!
      Mmiri ani na-eli eli!
      Okirikiri ka ana-agba ukwu ose,adighi ari ya elu!
      Hahahahahahaha Chief Chief!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Nne idigodi wuuu first of all!

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    2. Lol
      I see u too my paddy
      Kelvin is busy for now,no bwess pwessing😂

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    3. Tankio ma charming prince.😘💋Nothing do you nwanne!

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    4. Shout to you too Chike. Enjoy your day.

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    5. LMAO 😁
      Ututu oma nwanne m

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    6. See what joblessness is causing ooo. Kai! Kai!
      I will need you to have some manly ego injected into ur head.
      Don't you have pride at all. Coming here to do roll call.
      Leave Doppel Alone,dont get her into ur trashy comments.

      On behalf of Igbo men, we renounce you.

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    7. Morning chike. How you doing??

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    8. Bro wetin dey sup for kogi, I don dey fear ooo... Akwa ibom, most people keep suggesting it, so ya am gonna... Thanks

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    9. Dis is d only thing u know how to do well - Licking of asses. If u are asked to compose a reasonable comment now u will start writing girl as gale. Unaikot

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  12. How can I describe, a God that is indescribable??? When my back was against the wall...He made a way! Good morning wonderful BeeVees! Kisses to madam Stellz.

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  13. Beautiful day to u all

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  14. Good morning house, how you doing #inWendyVoice#

    Today is another good day to make your pussy as powerful as money ☺

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  15. Just passing o




    Drammarians I came with hot water

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  16. Hellins to efri-borris, eye brink yhu gritinz frum wereva yhu kan vigure out.

    Do yhu beleaf yhu can olzo sea yhuasef on d teeefeee skrin? Yes yhu can, wehn eat is off.


    Bess witchiz efri-borris

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    1. Welcome villager, where have u been? Keeping your plate of hollow rice but haven't seen you to give it to u.

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    2. Bv School life dis ur handwriting is stale, find another hussle, most peeps don't even read it anymore

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  17. Abeg who dey celibate here

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  18. Thank God Tomorrow Is Friday!!!!!(TGTIF).

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  19. Listening to 'messing around' by pitbull.
    Have a nice day ya'll.
    There's a face cream I tried, 'eraser' jeeeeesu! My face is practically erased.

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  20. I Just dey waka by sha💃💃💃💃💃💃, una goodmornig

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  21. Good morning bvs, it's Raining ☔ here in Benin, am so happy that nysc registration starts today, but am still confused on states to pick, between enugu and akwa ibom, Lagos and ogun, jos and Abuja,kano and sokoto.

    Please suggestions are needed thanks.

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  22. Lols "Don't Tell me mama is naive"......Mogbe!!! Stella you are a clown! Who do you this kain thing?? 😀😀😀😀



    #DontQuoteMe

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    1. As in eh....😂😂😂. I can imagine Stella's straight face and the boys looking disbelievingly.

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  23. Lol

    Stella Stella

    OK oooo.
    I can't wait to read the Chronicle.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    1. I can't wait to read today's chronicles, but knowing Stella and how much she exaggerates sometimes.....😏😏😏

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  24. I so love early morning rains , especially when I'm on holidays��

    Tomorrow I'll give d gist abt my last post.

    Wish this moment will last forever.I so love raining mornings. Still in bed,will probably b for d next 1hr

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  25. Hmm stella,thats d right word "blackmail". Honestly i cant wait 4d holidays to finish o jare...
    Gdmrng evry1.
    May God bless your day all.

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  26. I love kids mennn! So innocent and full of love and life....Mine will come soon in Jesus name. Amin.

    Good morning good people. Shout out to everyone here. God bless you, you and you.

    Have a peaceful day people!

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  27. *10 steps on How to kiss your partner perfectly :*
    i knw u go check am....it's endtime,dedicate ursef to God and believe in His oneness
    And let us also repent for our sins.................
    The End is near.
    Good morning
    😃😃😃😃😃💪🏽

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  28. Good morning bvs
    Stella no be u alone, my two daughters won't let me rest,I thought its only the boys that disturb, my girls are more than boys, next week is not far again lol

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  29. Stella do u remember that scary chronicle of the girl who was picked up on the road by a spirit who confessed to her on their outing n said he needed her assistance or so? Very scary! Wonder what happened eventually.

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    1. Yes,these chronicle posters should always give feedbacks

      That lady dt her boyfriend proposed in front of her hubby n kids after gbenshing her on her period(thinking he disvirgined her n dt she was single) how far? U still de ur husband house?


      The lady whose hubby was in love wt his ex who was a baby mama to another guy. The ex (now hubby's steady babe)buys stuff frm naija to d wife abroad n vice versa . How far?


      The guy whose wife left him after he became broke and her younger Sist was so helpful. Now d guy is made again n is madly in love wt d younger sister n wants to marry her.how far? Una still marry?


      So so many others like that, how far? We need feedbacks now

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  30. Nothing beats early morning nacks, now I can function properly.#gtcmum#

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    1. Lucky you.
      I woke up feeling very horny and miserable.
      This life though.

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  31. How do you forgive a person who is not sorry? Who has no iota of remorse whatsoever? Who still feels they were right and would do the same thing again. Who has hurt you so badly and there's a big burden in your heart wheneveryou think of this person and what this person did. And people regard this person very highly and will always find an excuse for what this person did. And everyone is always like, "was immature for what he said. Be the bigger person and let it go". I want to. I really do. But I don't know how to. It's easier to forgive when the person is sorry and apologizing. Way easier compared to when the person doesn't see anything wrong. I'm just so tired of carrying this thing in my heart for a while now.

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    1. Just let it go and rise above it. Think of all the good/amazing things this person has done in the past. Just this one time tho cos it can drive you crazy if you keep going on and on about it

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  32. I'm a graduate about rounding up nysc next month and the issue of life after service really bothers me alot,I learnt a skill in catering recently but not too good with decoration so I am thinking of making marble cakes for supermarts or make snacks for schools or maybe I should just send my cv around to get a job because I dont want to be idle after service.pls bvees give me suggestions on what to do.

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    1. Do all the things you mentioned and more. Don't stay idle one day.

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    2. Start sending cakes n snacks to supermarket as you distribute your cv

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    3. Why not do both? Send your CV and bake while waiting for the job

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  33. Na wa ooo! I tire for. Mfm people ooo, I was @ d church to cry to my. God, I sat. Facing d altar, Na so one over sabi woman come meet me dey telll me say I dey pollute The Alter, chai I almost slapped this woman, if not say I dey Infront of God, hypocrites plenty There ooo.

    I heard another funny gist,dat people pay abi tip a particular woman to keep front seat for them in church, Na wa ooo!

    The rate @ which sin dey happen for churches, you go Tire.
    One baboon guy dat claims he is a born again, and ministers in church, sent me a pic of dick, early mor mor b4 church, chai! I curse dis guy ooo. It's well sha, wetin be my own self

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    1. Which of the MFM branches? And what did the lady mean by polluting the altar? There are bad eggs everywhere. In every church too. I also noticed all those who carry church matter for head worse pass all of us though they will be forming holy. Anyways you know why you came to the church. Ignore cos you are not there for them. Proud MFM member i remain!

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    2. Anonymous Orubebe20 April 2017 at 09:00

      LMAO @ pollute altar.
      Things they happen o.

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  34. I thank God for his mercies. My girl friend has dated this guy for 11 yrs and now they are working down the aisle. I pray for myself, my sisters and my good friend that God will grant us our heart desires and our kind of man. Chai I know some good ladies tho. God bless you all. More grace this year. Work mode activated

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  35. Thanks to emjay, Jennah and everyone who wished me well on my D&C Operation yesterday. By the grace of God everything was successful and I pray for you that you will not experience what I went through, you will carry your babies to full term in Jesus name.

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    1. It is well.....
      Ur rainbow baby is on d way ijn!

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  36. Abeg let school not open yet ooo. Any time i remember that school will resume on monday i am usually scared because school fees issue will start immediately. God pls come to my rescue

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    1. Continue running away until you think of being productive

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  37. Goodmorning all
    I have nothing but praises to the almighty God, for the great work he's doing in my life.
    All hail king Jesus!

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  38. Goodmorning all
    I have nothing but praises to the almighty God, for the great work he's doing in my life.
    All hail king Jesus!

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  39. Lol @Stella's beautiful, cute children. Can't help but imagine how dey say tht with all shades of cuteness! Heavens!

    BTW Stella, when you hold us for suspense like this, the outcome no dey dey good cos e get some gist wey na only you the thing totori, the totori no dey ever reach "our side".

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  40. Stellar nwunye korkus ur harsh tags are too funny. Its well o


    God bless mothers, i stil wonda how u manage to combine blogging from home wt keeping d home front

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  41. Morning Stella and bvs.

    Great day for us all.

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  42. Manna water programme yesterday was on fire, who attended?

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  43. Raining heavily in Warri this morning.


    Have a fabulous day everyone



    It's the last day of Easter holiday😂😂😂

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  44. With the social media explosion we are all facing daily, don't measure your worth by what you see. Each one is special. The Almighty made us that way!

    #I'm outtie

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  45. Sweet Jesus you alone has the final say over my life, do it for me oh Lord, pick my calls, put a smile on my face, answer all my prayers, thank you sweet Jesus for giving me my heart desires. Amen, today is bless for me and you.

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  46. Good morning everyone. My mum's younger sister got married on Monday. Its a very big testimony before someone will come and say iit's not an achievement, mbok, this one is a huge one at that.
    I use this testimony as a point of contact to reach anyone that household enemies are on their case, by the power i. the name that is above every other name, they will see you no more in Jesus name.

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  47. I just want someone to give me E-hug, to tell me all is well, to encourage me, to tell me that am just over working myself, to confirm that God had already done it for me.

    I and my husband has been trying to conceive, so I decided to do HSG which was done on Friday, my fertile window started on 14 could not meet with hubby cos of pains I got after the HSG and I had small bleeding, so we finally met on Monday night, Tuesday night around 10 to 11pm, Wednesday was my ovulation day, we met Wednesday morning but my husband could not release, we met Wednesday night he could not also released, this morning same thing, I have been crying since morning, today is my last fertile window day, what is wrong with my husband, why can't he release inside me, we have lost it on my ovulation day?

    Who will tell me God has already done it I have talk with him last night over it, he knows my ovulation was that yesterday, he was the one who woke me up this morning to try again and still no show, though the ones for Monday and Tuesday he released, what can I do for him today so that we can try again at night, am on my way to the office but my heart is bleeding in pains. I don't want the pains I went through during the HSG to be in vain, God please help me out. I love my husband and don't think he is doing that on purpose. I play alot with him before he comes on me, his thing always stand before he penetrate, sometimes as am romancing him I will feel he want to cum before he comes on me, but what happens that as he is fucking me after a while his penis will drop and he has not cum, am worried. Someone should please help me before I go off My mind. I dnt wish to insult or say harsh words to him, just want solution so that I can enjoy my marriage.

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    1. It's well with you guys dear! Just hand over everything to God.. Hugsss

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    2. I am sorry you are going through this.
      But calm down! U seem soo agitated and ur current state won't help u,nor ur hubby nor ur plans to conceive.
      I don't know much about what he is experiencing but I know you can help him. He too may be under pressure,agitated and also worried. Just like u are.Talking to him can help ok?But u have to thread carefully as not to hurt him.

      Whatever u do,never hurt his ego.
      Never ridicule a man because of his sexual performance. I'd kill him faster with a loaded gun.
      Let alone your hubby and whom u love.
      Sometimes all we need isn't a lot. But just a kind word,or an encouraging one or just be plain naughty and seductive. Not very much.
      But If it doesn't improve,seek medical help.

      Now,u calm down ok?
      In His own time He makes everything beautiful!
      And now this is The time.
      Don't ruin it with worry and ur lack of faith.
      God hears Prayers.
      You have cast your fears and worries on Him,now be on your way. Let Him show you His Goodness. Ok?
      But you have to Trust Him. You have to have Faith.


      Now relax and have a great day.
      Sending u warms hugs.

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    3. 🐻hugs darling, it's well with you both. 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

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    4. E-hugs to you. God will surely make it happen soonest. He'll answer all your supplications, fulfil your heart desires, listen to your silent prayers and surprise you beyond words. Hold on and have faith

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    5. E-hug dearie, it is well with you.

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    6. It's pressure affecting him.

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  48. Dramarians, please and please, remove my name from your drama. Whoever you are that dropped those names on SP yesterday, warn yourself. I will rather roll on the floor with my nieces and nephews.

    Sandy darl, how is you?
    Nma, where is you?

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    1. You said the bitter truth. What do you expect?????? *side eyes*

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    2. Hahaha! You de mind the useless thing. Ignore button was just da best for the goat. Mscheeew!
      I am fine ma luv😍😘💋💋💋nice day!

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  49. Fire burning in my soul,holyghost fire eh!penticostal fire eh! Eh! Fire burning in my soul!


    If I be a child of God let fire fall 2x

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    1. Ifa be a shild of God, late faya fol, ifa be a shild of God, late faya fol 4x....

      (Repit 'late faya fol' ontil faya prakticalli fols).


      2. Late dere be berrial shedimoney tuday, late dere be berrial shedimoney tuday, indeh kamp of mai hairnemies, late dere be berrial shedimoney tuday....

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  50. God morning fam, abeg me I want to ask oh when God said let there be light was Nigeria among?



    Long live SDK

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  51. Good morning all, please I need help with updating my CV, especially how to add professional courses taken in a CV. Please can anyone help me, Chikito professional fire for fire, advice needed

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  52. He asked for a break, I accepted. Found myself using some stuff he got for me this morning. I feel like to call him.

    Please guys, should I call him?

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  53. have a nice day all.shout out to Ronalda.she is an epitome of brilliance.

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  54. Ogbono, goatmeat and pounded yam loading dis morning, e no go beta for keto

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    1. Keto meals are something else, I did the cabbage moi moi, mehn I threw up

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    2. Lmao
      Ko ni da fun keto😂😂😂😂

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  55. Abeg how can you kill a witch, or disgrace one

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    1. Kill ke! Don't take the laws into your hands o. Let God do what He knows best. Na to pray be your own o

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  56. Good morning stella and everyone, it's rainy over here. I don't feel like leaving my bed now, this rain came at the wrong time. It's all good. I need a break from work walahi. Princess yori yori I greet you and all other sane bv.

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  57. please who have strong connection in Uniben as per admission matter. I need help abeg. my younger sis filled medicine. I really want her to get the admission. Help a sister please

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    1. That's how Nigeria churn out half baked doctors, how can you need 'connection' for someone to read medicine when she can't gain admission by merit?

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  58. Please when u dream seeing your mum or sister using your things, what does it mean, and in real life you are struggling and they are doing fine.

    Or when you cook and want to give a suitor to eat in d dream, but your mum or sister collects the food and eats it, and you are experiencing delay in marriage, abeg make una help explain.

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    1. Pls go n treat malaria.

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    2. Hammer prayers abeg. The people you saw may not be your family members. Pray still till you get your breakthrough. I wish you well.

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    3. Let me wait for those with experience in this kind of things to advice u

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    4. Pls all this telling tales of nightmare should stop abeg.pray over it biko

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    5. 1st how is your relationship with your mom? She might be behind your setbacks

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    6. I am sure you can already guess the answer to your question
      Pray fervently against household enemies and avoid telling them anything that happens to you.
      Then again, the enemies sometimes can use the face of people you are close to us to perpetuate evil, in order to cause enemity between u and the person.

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  59. Good am house, Something just crossed ma mind. Not doing this to spite nobody but just thought to share. Bikonu, Is it that people cant just seem or prolly has just refuse to find humour in some peoples comments whether the person is being serious about that comment or not? Thats why we are all different yeah hence why we all should live and let live abi?!'. Do you know there are times I remember some peoples comments here like that of Chief, yori yori princess, sexy daddy, peacemaker and co and just burst out laughing for real. Dunno if that happens to some of you. The same Chief that so many anons line up blabbing under her comments on a daily basis but when she dosent comment in a day, people miss her BADLY. Just like If you visit the other blog too, you must know one Freeborn Islam something something cos that im name too long. Lol! That guys comments are always out of this world as in Chief is a learner where he is na. My goodness! You need to see how people line up under his comments a day cussing themselves but the last thing he ever does is to reply instead he will spit more and more fire sef in his next comment. Kikikikiki! He hasnt been commenting for sometime now and I see same people asking after his whereabout. You see life ba? Me ma miss him sooooo much because its only his comments and that of Bonario I look out for in the comment section when I visit there. Why the epistle right? The question is why are people just insatiable? Well, ma own ans to that is da best thing is to ignore/bone and just do whatever pleases you jare. I dont live for people o and will never since 'we' are never satisfied/different and it has been epping me. My blood sis is equally here and some pals, they have valid ids and comment sometimes. I see them. Atimes, we call each other on phone and laff and laff over some comments here you know. Life is damn short! #Ok bye

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  60. Goodmorning BVs, hope we slept well.
    On my Armed robbery post, may afflictions never come our away.
    Yori Princess, saw your recommendation on tithing, thanks a bunch.
    Bloggie, I lost appetite the following day, belated birthday joy was ruined. The shock I had was (can't describe)

    May we have a favoured day ahead of us, Amen.

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  61. It's a brand new day
    My people this nah new dimension
    Don't dey dull yourself
    U better tune to the station

    Running off to class. My lecture this morning is one hell of a boring lecture. I will just seat at the back and press my phone. I cannot come and die and kill myself. Have a nice day y'all.

    I love SDKB (thanks for the correction)
    I love the blog visitors (it's been fun with you guys)
    I love stella(the special one)

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  62. Sdk who are the idiots cussing u yestday on ihn becos of Kidjo or is it Kindoo,u too post all their comments directed to Kindoo I dnt pity her at all
    u were enabling her cusses including the ones directed to people's mothers here,I even saw one of such cusses from her three days ago cussing a anons mum
    Kindoo in ur life don't dare to cuss anyones mum here again,I also saved ur mums pix including d one she snap with u nd ur sisters.
    Stupid untrained child now I can see why u cuss out pple's mums here
    ashawo Abuja
    poor student using side runs to survive in school no wonder u were all over d place during valentine period after u stylishly mention ur name on the post.
    Abuja ashawo work is nt enough for u,u will soon die of Hiv Aids or dey use u for rituals

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  63. I got to the twisted mindset post late, so this is my take on it. The only thing i regret in my life is not getting married between the age of 18 to 25. My eldest sister married at the age of 17, give birth at the age of 18. Her first son is 20years this year and she is not up to 40 years. I am there running after certficate. Now no job, no husband. Even if i get married this year and start marking children before they will clock 20 years,how old will be. My advise is that the best time to marry is between 20years and 25years. LIFE IS ALL ABOUT HUSBAND AND CHILDREN IN THE END.

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  64. Chikito I got Dudu Osun soap yesterday after u mentioned it. I and my kids have heat rashes all over our body that refuse to go. I never knew it is now so expensive its now 1200 for a pack of 6, in those days my aunt used to buy it for 50 per 1 or 200 for 6.

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  65. Omotala so you think no one knows you abi? I will bring your family here too & expose you. be prepared. NONSENSE!!

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  66. Chikito I got Dudu Osun soap yesterday after u mentioned it. I and my kids have heat rashes all over our body that refuse to go. I never knew it is now so expensive its now 1200 for a pack of 6, in those days my aunt used to buy it for 50 per 1 or 200 for 6.

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  67. Good morning!!
    Still sleepy!
    Kisses to you all!!

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  68. Good morning all.
    Heavy rain here, lemme continue sleeping.

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  69. Chike Teflon cannot spell "fame" he is writing it as "firm", u re truly an illiterate sales boy, I can imagine how irritating ur spoken English wil sound to the ears.
    Since u pronounce 'fame' as 'firm'
    U wil pronounce 'oil' as 'ooyi'
    'Main' wil be pronounced as 'men'
    The letter 'R' wil be pronounced as 'aaru'

    Anybody dat remembers the rest of their pronunciations should add theirs hahahahahahah

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  70. Faithful, faithful, faithful is our God..

    I'm reaping the harvest God promised me...

    Take back what the devil stole from me..

    And I rejoice today for I shall recover it all....

    Good morning everyone.

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  71. Chike the sales boy pls is fame not firm

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  72. Anon 8:17 you have said it yourself. They are the ones after your progress. If there is anyway you can break from them please do. Pray against household enemies.

    Anon 8:14 how to disgrace a witch. Is the witch living with you. Wake up early by 1.00 am and do your prayers. Observe the manner of sleep for some time. When you have done that. Try and shake him or her as he is sleeping. Be fast about it and if he no move at all. Change his sleeping position and leave the room fast. With that you have killed him that is after doing careful observations. His spirit will be hovering round the room because he cannot enter his body back. It is well and be prayerful. Hold God tight.

    Anon 8:08 Jesus came for the sinners, goats, cows, lion, etc because that is what you will get in church. No one is perfect. Just ignore them and concentrate on God Almighty. Na wicked people full church.

    Good morning great people

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  73. Chike our Prince Charming good morning my dearest. Anyother one is counterfeit. Ola is counterfeit. He is dragging with you. Isaacson dey think of serving his country well, so he is out of the race. Kelvin is still pwessing bwest, Sexy daddy is still producing.

    So no one like you. Abeg carry go jare. Enjoy your day. Make more money because you will take me out some day.

    Kelvin when will you take me out. Abi i no dey for those to go watch films?

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  74. *pulls up duvet*

    Good morning y'all. The weather over here is mmmmmmmmph! Loving it. Rain forest zone toh badt and the sky is dark again. We are grateful Baba God. The sun being subdued. Kikiki

    Yesterday we showered late and went a shopping and forgot about browsing, today we are good already and sucking some milk and taking breakfast and ready to rock this day. Films ti take over. This place is quiet. Very very quiet. Please if your kids are disturbing your holiday, arrange and go offload them somewhere. There must be someplace. See as I don frooooosssshhh. Me love the hols.

    Watching the drama at the Presidency with side eyes. Somebody should start talking already. Money in Ikoyi apartment ko, money in Obalande apartment ni. Ndi al*.

    Wishing you all a smooth stress free day. Kisses a bunch.

    *increases volume of my music*
    I WANT MUSCLE... by Diana Ross.
    *wide grin*
    Little Oga and madam I beg una, sleep for long after eating. I need Me-time biko.

    Ngwanu Bye
    *pulls over duvet*

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  75. Goodmorning Stellz and SDK Bvs...
    Motherhood rocks but ain't easy...
    Grandma come and carry your grand-kids o, mbok!
    Kisses to all the beautiful souls on here!
    May the Lord grant us all our heart desires, Amen.

    #Abasi sosongo

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  76. The thought of changing location and going to a new state entirely just doesn't go well with me...

    Am supposed to be excited about this a whole experience but dunno why it's not happening

    Which state go make sense or I pray to go see? 😆😆😆😆

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