You quickly run to find that child but alas!
Trust me when I say that I have been there....LOL
Tuesday, April 11, 2017
Silence Is Golden Unless You Have A Child......
Silence is something Every enjoys and crave for...You just lie back,close your eyes and enjoy the moment until you remember it is too quiet for a house with an active child...
You quickly run to find that child but alas!
Trust me when I say that I have been there....LOL
You quickly run to find that child but alas!
Trust me when I say that I have been there....LOL
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I will just sit down and cry for 30mins before thinking of what to do.
Deleteππππππππ€π²π²π²π²π²π²π€π€π€π€π€π€π€πͺπͺπͺπ₯πͺπ’π’π€π€π€π€! Haaaaaa. Where I wan start? Beating him is pointless he is only about 2 or less. Kids chai
DeleteHahaha@Jutyswt.
DeleteAm not a mother yet but when I babysitted for my aunt, I feel like throwing the baby away for like 1hour to get a quality peace of mind.
Baby would pop and scatter it everywhere, you can't even feed him, both of you will fight for 2hours and then the food must have scattered everywhere especially if its Pap. Whenever he wants to urinate, he goes to the bed and when u catch him, he starts smiling sheepishly. And many other annoying things he did, sometimes, I tie him down with wrapper cos he won't even stay at a place.
Kai! Babies ehn. I want to make sure I enjoy single days to the fullest because I know motherhood is never an easy task.
The adult should take the blame. There is such a thing as child proofing a house due to the possibility of incidents with kids.
DeleteI have a toddler so i can relate. Motherhood is a full time job. Make God answer all in the waiting room. Amen
ReplyDeleteAmen.
DeleteStory of my life. But what to do?
LMAO.
Amen
DeleteThis holiday alone,my mouth wan tear!u cant even thief small sleep!funny enough once dey go to bed,I start missing dem!motherhood no easy
DeleteChai this one is serious sha!
ReplyDeleteIf its me I will start crying where will I start the cleaning from?
That's what first came into my mind, I will just be crying
Delete*Larry was here*
I will just wait for the father to come so he can assist in carrying the chair ouuta the house because there's no remedy for it. What the little boy did on this chair can never be cleaned. I can't just imagine it
DeleteChaiii.....kuku kee mi hahahaha, what is this? This baby has condemn the couch nau.
ReplyDeleteHahaha no mekwatalism...permanent stain
DeleteHahahahahaha...I love this baby die
ReplyDeleteI can't just stop laughing
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DeleteGod I want this o
My house is too silent
Sharon, when it will come to you, it will come in full force, be prepared... Lol
DeleteIt will come dear
DeleteI was so tired that I dozed off on the floor only to wake up with the smell of poopoo near my nose I opened my eyes lo and behold my daughter took the pampers I changed opened it and smeared the green poo all over my face. Oh dear I couldn't eat for days but still motherhood rocks. That innocent eyes looking up to you for everything melts one's heart.
ReplyDeleteJesus !!!!!!!
DeleteHahahahaha
Kids eh...I bet her puppy eye looks will just disarm you
Ewwwww Dirty woman, why dint u dispose d pampers properly bfr dozing off, ur hair shud hv bn smeared as well wt d poo.
Deletedear stunning slim shady. are u a mom? are u married? are u working or are u an entrepreneur? well if u are one of these or all of these then you wont be saying this. do u know sometimes you are just so bone tired that you want to just get a quick nap for the sake of sanity? did u read that she dozed off on the floor?dont be quick to make rash comments until you have walked in those shoes.
DeleteKid of life.πππ
DeleteMy dear TBOTL you for no bother answer this crazy idiot above. I'm sure in her stupid evaluation the mom of the baby in the picture Stella used is careless. Madam clean don't worry get a boo first marry then come back and judge your mother. Stinking idiot that grew up in the ghetto.
DeleteSlim shady let me leave out the stunning because i can't seem to find anything other than ugliness in your comment. You are not a mum,so don't judge anyone.wait till you stay up alnight,rocking and breastfeeding a baby before you talk.
DeleteCorrect baby.. Lol
DeleteJust so you know these toddlers can go to the bin and pick their dirty nappies upπ
DeleteAre u answering the mumu? When my daughter poops in her pampers she will remove it and come and present it to you like a gift...me I don't bask in any silence except am home alone... if I hear no voice I call out frantically till u answer or I check what u are doing...I have twin toddlers so I relate to this oh
DeleteEvery parent/carer had a story... this children can do you something, and we will be like should I cry or just die.
ReplyDeleteHahaha
Delete@Ehi Grace, honestly you killed it. Ahahahaha....
DeleteThis holiday they are all over playing and turning me into a cook.
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DeleteI can imagine the mum with hands on her hips no scratch that on her head......screaming oh nooooooooo
ReplyDeleteJunior who sent you this work you just did.
Hahahahahaha kids eh
This reminds me of my cousin that wasted my makeup products on his face... lol.. i was crying and laughing at the same time
DeleteAfrican barbie
Ahahah...
DeleteBeloved how are you? A big shout out from me....
Yoo
DeleteAGELESS MAMA T is back. I am fine o
Sending a warm shout out back mama
You are absolutely right! When i'm busy somewhere within the house and i don't suddenly hear my very active boy's voice,i quickly dash there,calling his name only to see that he's being "busy" with either water in the bathroom or with the shea butter i use for him or with the tv remote or in the store... Gosh!
ReplyDeleteMotherhood is not easy BUT IT ROCKS!
God bless all mothers.
Hahahaha
DeleteThat's how my neigbours phone spoiled thanks to her son. She was busy cooking while her son picked her phone and placed in a bucket full of water....and left it there when he couldn't reach it again.
When the mum realised her phone was missing ...it was already late
Please don't let him play with the remote control so he doesn't swallow the battery in his mouth.
DeleteMy remote has been missing for over three weeks. Had to buy that sandals that makes sound for him to be wearing within the house for easy location,but the good news is that he has learnt to remove it and instead walk bare feet.
DeleteAnonymous 1442..why don't he 'swallow' the battery in his anus..lmfao..Nigeriansπππππππenglish is not a must.
DeleteHahahahah amazing mom u are really amazing indeed.
DeleteStella Silence is really golden oh. Some days I just love to seat still in my office and just reply and do just simple office work but next thing you'd see is a patient in front of you. Calls coming from left right centre. All needing your attention yet Nkem will not understand the kinda job one is tied to. Be there thinking it's awon da ile ru na I'm dey call.
ReplyDeleteHahaha you eh
DeleteMothers I hail una.
ReplyDeleteChildren are heritage from God.They are sweet little beings.
ReplyDeleteyou are so right. whenever my son is too quiet, I know he is doing something mischievous and I'm always right .
ReplyDeleteI raise Beyonce' hand for mothers. Can't wait to be a mother too.
ReplyDeletehahahahahaha that picture is just to use small cane on his bum bum
ReplyDeleteCane!? Dem nor dey understand say dem do bad thing o, as you day take one them dey carry another one
DeleteHahaha... some times I feel like crying. I know how I terrible I felt when my daughter poured a whole bottle of dettol inside her bathing water.I dare not sleep when she is awake.
ReplyDeleteI will put food on fire thinking that my food would have been done not knowing that this girl has turned off the gas. Motherhood still rocks.
ur babe is gangster o! off gas ke? make God continue to keep them safe for us o! But please you can be locking the kitchen so that she doesnt even turn the gas on when nothing is been cooked thereby just releasing the gas as that could be hazardous
DeleteYour girl can turn off d gas???? π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨. At what age??πππ
DeleteLol.but please be careful o.Why is her hand reaching the gas? Hope its safe?
DeleteHahaha na just to collect the water detol and store in eva bottle na
DeleteE no fit waste na
Lol...i am extremely careful with her.@ she is almost 3years.@ bv Jay is a standing gas cooker not table top.
DeleteOh yeah it's possible oh. My so does that and he's 2+. Now, I lock d kitchen door whenever I am cooking
DeleteApart from switching the gas off, pls make sure you always cook at the back burner so that she doesn't tip hot food on herself from the pot while dragging it. They are usually curious at that age.
DeleteDidn't know when he took my iPhone this morning and before I knew it he was already waving at the window, he would have thrown it down if I hadn't gotten there on time, atlist we are in spring so I can't open the window
My toddlers started turning of gas too so now we have a lock on the kitchen door, cook on the back burner and always make sure the pot handle is turned inwards... I want to put a lock on the deep freezer cos the now open too... water dispenser Nko? In short my house is just funny now with everything moved from its original position... motherhood rocks tho ππ
DeleteI truly hail mothers oooo. I've babysitting for my sister this past three days and it's the most difficult job ever. Just a 7months old beautiful girl learning how to crawl causing me sleepless days and even nights. I love her like that though
ReplyDeleteLol, it's well.
DeleteHmm so true,let me patch here n narrate my "silence is not golden moment" with my grandmaster 2days ago...Hubby n I have been feeling one kind,passing glances n stealing kisses bcos our 17months old won't sleep n no one else at home to babysit....hubby came up with a plan,he tuned the tv to a kiddies station,then gave him his other phone(he likes playing with phone) and i also pour his drink in a straw cup and placed it on the table(he seems captivated with the tv)so we left to quickly make out,in less than 15mins our son has turned the living room upside down...he uncovered d cup soak Hubby's phone in it,brought the white sand in the flower vase and spread it on the center rug,the most painful part was my chilled zobo which I left on the stood,he was spilling it all over on himself when we came back in.I couldn't even do any cleaning immediately just felt like spanking him really hard on his butt,hubby was like few minutes of enjoyment has cost me my phone.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha. They can go from adorable to annoying in 5 seconds and back to being adorable again. Motherhood rocks
Deletekai!! Children eh, despite the fact that I work with and has undergone several seminars on and about children, nothing prepares me for their daily stunt.
DeleteHahaha
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DeleteHahahaha, jeez!!
DeleteMy baby woke up and was jumping up and down her cot for me to come and carry her i was so tired I just ignored before I know she became quiet i was like thank God maybe she went back to sleep i didn't even know when I dozed off next thing I heard my husband shout "holy Lord" i just fly from the floor i was lying down to see my baby had pooped removed the diapers from her bum bum and proceeded to paint some piccasso magnitude work all over her cot and her self, my husband filled a big bucket with water and detol and I kid you not he just soaked her inside both of us were just laughing and crying then we started clean up work my husband was like serves the two of us right that he also heard her jumping in the sitting room but was also too lazy and tired like me to get up. Parenthood is a full time job!
ReplyDeleteLollll
DeleteAwwww,lol!
DeleteI can relate, I can't spend 5mins without looking around the house for my third dauΔ£hter. She is a handful
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
ReplyDeleteLol. I can't how many times we've done screeding on our house walls cos of my children. Na the work wey dem dey do be that.
ReplyDeleteSee dis one.u hv been tryin so hard to debunk the gist from queen.we all know queen was right.u even go under anony to cuss her but she no send u pple.continue lying 2 ur self.screeding ko screeding ni.
DeleteYou and your queen are full blown idiots, 1st thing you should know is I'm a mother of many children, and not you or your queen or anyone for that matter can change that, 2ndly I don't cuss anyone out as anon, and 3rdly, I'm very sure you have an I.d but not bold enough to use to type this trash. Anyone of you that says I'm ttc again will experience barriness in all spheres of your miserable lives. Stupid idiot, go and hug a transformer, or better still help the world and comit Suicide.
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DeleteDear Lord,
ReplyDeletePls give me the miracle of the fruit of the woman so me too can have stories to tell. Amen.
You're a Hebrew woman IJn. Your quiver Will be full with children.
DeleteReceive your miralcle IJn
ReplyDeleteYes ooo! I can relate on so many levels.my 1yr old son always sneaking in the bathroom to pour water on himself.
ReplyDeleteOh what s special gift from God.Father bless my womb so I can also tell story in JESUS NAME AMEN and also bless those waiting on for such gifts
ReplyDeleteMotherhood.... One of the most beautiful things that can happen to a woman, yet i tell my frnds to enjoy singlehood cuz once u give birth, kiss sleep goodbye.
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