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Saturday, April 01, 2017

Saturday Spontaneous Post

#gratefulforsaturday #boyfriendsarestillsleeping #nowalktoday #stillsleepy #motherhoodrocks.





If you are opening this page on your way to work or from work,please enjoy your day and be happy that you have a job.....I mean,you could as well be at home complaining.

How many of you Ladies take out time to hang out?I do that most times and it helps one relax and laugh and catch up on 'girly' stuff.

Those of you complaining of Motherhood stressing you out,please find a balance and dont allow motherhood steal your life without fighting back..If your man is the jealous/difficult type,please try to sit him down and explain how much you need time out and how you need his support.

I am hanging out with a very Beautiful Blonde haired babe today and i plan to order for a 'Glass-ah'..LOL.

Yesterday Blog visitor Flora Okwuosa and her hubby welcomed two patters of tiny feet - A boy and a girl.The babies are so lovely and this is wishing her all the best as she starts another phase of Motherhood.She and her hubby made up after all the brouhaha ....

Here is wishing you all a great day.

Kisses!







296 comments:

  1. This month the hand of God will be visible in all that concerns you. Grace for greater exploit is available for you. God will cause you to ride upon your high places. Men will be forced to favor you for no just cause. This Month will bring Prosperity in all areas and will bless you and all that concerns you in Jesus name. πŸ™
    From this month onwards your case is settled in Heaven and you shall henceforth be the head and not the tail.
    welcome to April your Month to Manifest.
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    ~chikito, yoriyori☕, fab mum, cookie, sandy necky, bloggie, TGW, tetrina, ibukun, kidjo, sharon, omotola, dark horse, droyalty!!!
    πŸ”‰πŸ”‰πŸ”‰πŸ”ŠHappy new month. πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

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    1. It's been long they lined up under your comments abi?,so you have to call their names to validate your being here!

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    2. Simi darliiiiiiiing😘😘😘😘

      Same baby!!

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    3. Shift small..!! Morning beeveeleons😘😘😘
      Happy new month.. Most especially my best month..!! Hope y'all r fine? TheQueen heartYouSo...😍😍😍

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    4. Hahahahaha, lady bug stoppet jor

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    5. Amen to your prayer,wish you same and HNM to you dear! Congrats to bv Flora. Very happy for you cos me want twins toooo. Forgot to include that in my comment cos Bisola de vex me this am. Mscheew

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    6. So, flora went back to her hubby after all.na wa ooooooo
      Congrats to her on the birth of her twins.

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    7. Hello dear oluwarasimi, Amen to your prayers.may God perfect all that concerns you in this new month.
      Lady bug kiss my SexyRoundBigLongAndFirmAss to cure your bitter soul, oh I forgot. ..ya a lady and I don't do ladies so fuck offπŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›
      Damn bitch. It's a new month and you made me to start cursing this early morning ?..take time o

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    8. Hello oluwadarasimi

      Happy new month to you. Let the month favour you where your household in Jesus name.. Thanks for the shout out love...

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    9. Happy new month dear!

      Happy new month everyone!

      Congrats to Flora & hubby.

      Someone just woke me up from sleep with tension, only for her to tell me Apri fool. Mtcheww.

      Back to sleep jor

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  2. Mark 10:47-49 KJV
    And when he heard that it was Jesus of Nazareth, he began to cry out, and say, Jesus, thou Son of David, have mercy on me. And many charged him that he should hold his peace: but he cried the more a great deal, Thou Son of David, have mercy on me. And Jesus stood still, and commanded him to be called. And they call the blind man, saying unto him, Be of good comfort, rise; he calleth thee. …

    Bathemaus, was attended to by our Lord Jesus christ and his life received a turning around instantly.
    I pray for you today! By the power in the word of God, I decree that this month you will be attended to, the Lord shall open a new chapter because of you, the Lord shall take you out of that mockery situation and position you in a place of comfort in the Mighty Name of Jesus. The hand of the Lord will be upon you and your family for good, The Lord will fight for you, The Glory of the Lord will surround you. The peace of God will reign in your life, The blood of Jesus will speak for you, this month your legs will not take you to where your head will be cutoff, any office you enter favour will follow you in the mighty name of Jesus... Amen.

    What a wonderful family we have in SDK, thanks for reaching out to me yesterday, it was nothing serious, just have to do with emotions but last last Jesus be Oga!
    Wishing you all a happy new month!

    Krix signing out via iPhone 7+

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    1. Happy new month to you too krix

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    2. Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen Pastor....

      Glad you're outta that mood!! But you for still gist is Wetin happen nah πŸ˜•

      Happy New Month

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    3. Happy new month Pastor Kris.
      I hope you are fine now?

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    4. Amen o

      And thank God you are fine now

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    5. Amen my brother. And happy new month to you too

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    6. Cookie u like gist eh, so many things that can change ur mood on a last day and last Friday of the month. e.g. u waited for bank alert till 4pm e no show. (Smiles)

      Krix signing out via iPhone 7+

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    7. Amen!!!
      Happy New Month Krix.

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    8. @krix don't mine cookie. She likes too much gist. We need to start hoarding gist from her..

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  3. AIRTEL
    2397261065674890 
    2654265907357585 Happy new month to my darling bvs And welcome to the month of April.

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  4. It is my birthday month o.
    Olawealth you are my fake birthday mate. HOW. The story long o, but make I cut in "head tie/gele"
    I filled in 16th of April as my birthday when feeling my SENIOR WAEC form as a result of mis information from home. So when I went for vacation I then stumbled on baptism card.... Low and behold my real womb escape day was on the 24th. What ?? I told our principal she said that she has submitted the forms or else I had to go to headquarters.
    I was like ma forget ... beside it just few days apart. So henceforth I fill in 16th in any form.
    So I am the only girl with two birth dates.
    Hehehehe
    Weird right ?.... I love being weird

    So it is my birthday month and I am in the mood to bless some people. Just send your number for airtime recharge or account details for top up.
    Yaaaaay I am so excited oooooo


    As you send remember that today is April 1st.

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    1. Lmaoooooooooooo...... Yeye shild

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    2. Happy birthday in advance Beloved.

      So you want to do BVs April fool abi?
      Lol
      Lmao

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    3. Weird indeed!
      Were you born in the village?

      How come you were misinformed?,don't you have a birth certificate?

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    4. This girl sef

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    5. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      My Birthday Girl.. Surely we will Rock..!!!!

      PS. Send you number or Account details for easy topup. First10 Beeveeleons ll get somethingπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

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    6. Happy birthday in advance beloved

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    7. Lol, weird. I wonder how you feel deep down celebrating 16th when it's actually 24th.
      Mine is 19th anyway.
      How was ur exams? Are u done now?

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    8. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      At least you saved yourself the hassle of changing it to the original date.
      Happy New Month Beloved, God bless you more.

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    9. Hahahahaha like my mom celebrates on the 1st of April for many years even some forms we fill. Only for me to call her today to wish her happy birthday and she said its actually 25th but she likes to celebrate it on the first day of her month. Chai... After all my tribute to her on everywhere.....

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    10. Hello beloved
      Happy birthday in advance
      I have a birthday present for you
      But that's on the real womb escape day
      I hope I don't forget. Even if I do, please remind me

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    11. We the 19th rocks��������

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    12. Hahaha cookiee .! I am a good child o since they born me

      Lady bug I was born in the hospital o.
      Hahaha I made a call to home because I was a "boarder" na
      My dad was not around and the person that picked the call was my yeye aunty o. I even asked if she was sure... she said yes that she was there when they born me. I said okay na.

      Miss priya darling tankio

      My great lady it is weird o. sometimes I forget it is actually 24th

      My exams is going on fine. We are not through yet o.... they want to be killing us slow slow

      Ola wealth we go rock am o. I have sent that stuff to your inbox

      πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    13. Belove! Beloved!! Beloveth!!!

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  5. Happy new month darlings

    To those yet to receive a response from me, do be patient biko. I got more emails than I envisaged and have been trying to reply all of them yet the number have refused to drop πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… my mailbox is already acting up. Should have dropped a whatsapp number instead koz I discovered it's faster sending PDF files through whatsapp......
    Stella, I wonder how you cope with the plenty mails you receive daily...... aswear

    To those who sent prayers my way, God bless you all. I may not be able to thank Y'all individually so I Decidedto drop this here.

    Unu tankiu! πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

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    1. You are a darling. I got mine yesterday thankyoumah

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  6. A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said,
    "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket."
    "Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

    The woman looked puzzled.
    "Why talk to me?" she asked.

    "Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere!"


    #DontQuoteMe

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  7. ADVICE TO BV EKA JOY

    BV Eka Joy, me and you know say Jealousy they say it's part of Love. It's obvious that you are madly in love with me. The love you have for me is like an Atlantic Ocean, deep, wide and will never dry, that's why you go under my comments every time purging.

    I will advise you, instead of giving me green light why don't you come out straight and toast me and beg me for my contact so that I will think about it and give you reply?

    But bear in mind that the room for Bae in my heart is filled up and also the room for side chick is also filled up. The only room left in my heart is for side side chick, but bear in mind that the chances of you occupying it is very thin.
    Is not as if I care, but as a concerned BV, Charming Prince will not like you to purge your intestine under his comments.
    Just do as I tell you, because that is the only cure to your stomach upset.
    From a concerned BV
    Chike TEFLON
    Signed...
    Delivered...



    TO THE MAIN GIST.
    All these women saying that all men cheat. Men cheat on their wives/girlfriends with a woman who is another man's wife/girlfriend. So the equation is balanced. If you as a woman don't want your husband/boyfriend to cheat on you, tell all the women to give their tohtoh to their husband/boyfriend only, so that when the cheating men come out to find pussy they will see no one available. Therefore, they will value their wife/girlfriend tohtoh, since no other tohtoh is available for gbenshing.
    NB: women cheat more than men just that they are coded players. Two married ladies(I use ladies because the eldest is 27 years) are on my neck and I'm on the run. I can't come and spoil my destiny because of person wife when I can have thousands of single ladies.


    BV Villager, so only you one developed your writing pattern? You too much. Thanks for the birthday wish.

    Cookie My darling *in Tony Umezeh's voice* na catfish and beer I take celebrate my birthday. No cake. But if you care for beer and catfish, come and take

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    1. About your advice to bittersπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. Okay, I dey come.... Where's the venue???

      Lemme call my #Longathroatgang# partner..... Chikitoooooooooooooooooooooo, come let us be going 😁

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    3. You sef wan join the group of "if you quarrel with my friend, I will quarrel with you". Abeg go hide. Just keep kissing asses and stop the drama

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    4. All these story for Eka?
      You are a MAN,act like one!

      Gosh!!!

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    5. Eh cookie me that is beside you nko.

      Where is the venue chike... I fit first cookiee come sef . Hahaha

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    6. Catfish!?πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ Nkukpoli activated!!


      #DontQuoteMe

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    7. Eeeeeeeeeeew Eeeeeeeeeeew Eeeeeeeeeeew

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    8. Bro Chike nwanne teneee

      Easy bro, easy! Happy new month

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    9. Ikwulu eziokwu @your main gist?? LmaπŸ˜€πŸ˜„ hmmmmmmmmm!

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    10. Stella weldone. My comment to this Chike on the rubbish he wrote about Eka Joy, you refuse to post it. #wehdonema Don't post this too.

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    11. Trinity, you be my person. That your comment was unnecessary.

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  8. Be strong and courageous. Do not be terrified or discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you whenever you go, Josh 1:9

    When you have doubts and questions, choose to say Lord, "I believe. I may not always understand, but I trust you.

    Happy new month people, enjoy the rest of your day.

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  9. Congratulations flora on the birth of your angels.

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  10. Hey hey flora birthed twinsπŸ’‘??? Na wa oo, congratulations dear flora may God keep them. Welcome twinny

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  11. Happy new month to you all.
    U shall see no sorrow in this new month.
    Ur going out and coming in is blessed
    Gods favour shall locate u in this new month
    U shall stand before kings and queens and not mere men.
    Ur helper of destiny shall locate you in this month of April.God bless you y'all

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  12. BV Ibukun, how is you Omoge? The way you analyze sex makes me wonder you and I who like sex pass. You will just hide for one corner and be observing every post, but once you see sex post bam you will show up and start dragging comment section with me. I saw your energy on yesterday's Chronicle.
    I just want to tell you that I'm impressed... Lol
    Lmao.

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    1. Lol... You dey mind IBK? She get degree for sexologisgy. The babe na apia okwu! Including BB

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    2. My brother
      If I talk about sex here,Bvs will kill me with mails I tell u

      As u love sex so,abeg make we rub minds togetherπŸ‘Œ

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  13. If I come first it is because I am keeping an appointment.

    Ola tankio for that epic reply.
    Hehehe
    Sandy I saw your epistle yesterday. Chaaii You be clown o. May person no go buy sniper

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  14. April is here. Yippie!!

    I got a surprise this morning. Never saw it coming.

    What a good ending for Hush last night. Love me some Bem Tsenogu 😍😍
    The Tsenogu men are awesome.

    Isibaya is next.

    Have a pleasant new month everyone.

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    1. Swaggieeeeeeeeeeeeee😘😘😘😘😲

      Pleasant month to you too

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    2. La froshh what surprise did u get is it a ring, car, or cash?
      Hahhahahahahahahaha.
      Enjoy yourself baybay.

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    3. Swaggie a surprise on April 1st ... hahaha check am well o

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    4. I didnt watch last night!
      Did Billz die?

      Was Bem jailed?
      Whats up with Oye and Tes?
      Did Folahan pay for his sins?
      Last night was the finale right? I dont even have time to catch up. Kai!

      Don't you think Isibaya has dragged on for too long? I felt that once Mpiyakhe Zungu finds his way home the series will be a wrap.
      Mandla has taken over from where his brother stopped.

      Happy new month.

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    5. Iphie, the story long. Billz died. Adze killed Folahan. Bem, killed prime. Bem was not arrested(He didn't even come for the wedding). Omowunmi met him somewhere and they left in an helicopter.

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    6. I'm tired of Isibaya. Wonder what they're still dragging.

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    7. Last night was the finale.

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    8. Belove, it's not April fool oh. Emjay, I will share the story soon. None of the above though.

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    9. Happy new month to you.
      April shall be your month filled with surprises

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  15. Good Morning Everyone, I met Sp early...... Yaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

    I should try that hang out thing more often, it's fun esp if it's with your 'Girl/Girls'........

    I've been purging since morning ooooo, eppppppppppp......

    My lovelies, you know how we do Nah, no be kelekele love ooooo😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

    I'll be back......

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    1. Oya let's go see a movie, bills on you.

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    2. By ver abi Verla .... I am bad with names of cars chaii

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    3. What did you eat??
      You want to finish the small flesh you have??
      Please share hour pudging recipe
      I feel like pudging

      Happy new month love

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  16. Good morning fellow BVs happy new month to all of us.
    Flora congratulations, one no easy talk more of two. May they grow in wisdom and good health.

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  17. Happy new month to everyone.


    Don't fall for "April fool"

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    1. Same to you darliiiiiiiiing!!!

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    2. Awwww, I miss home
      I miss my parents and siblings
      April Fools Day was always lit for us


      Happy new month chike
      So after wishing you happy birthday, I didn't get cake?? What a wawuuu

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  18. Happy New month friends.
    May the Lord favour us all.

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  19. Flora went back to her wife beater??? Hmm. Congrats. Someone should pls write about clifford orji. That guy was the talk of the town then.

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    1. Trinity, I have seen people call you you names here on this blog and felt they were being unfair to you
      She shouldn't have gone back to him abi?
      She should have probably "aborted" the babies at 2months and move on, right?

      Mtcheeeeeeeeeew
      Y'all be dishing advice to married women to TAKE A WALK like its easy or like you ve been in their shoes.
      The only mistake Flora made was giving her case public attention without making up her mind if she was done for good or not. Thats where I fault her. So please do not call the man names, ok?
      Flora and her HUSBAND have made up.
      Haters can choke on that for all I care.

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    2. Trinity, I have seen people call you you names here on this blog and felt they were being unfair to you
      She shouldn't have gone back to him abi?
      She should have probably "aborted" the babies at 2months and move on, right?

      Mtcheeeeeeeeeew
      Y'all be dishing advice to married women to TAKE A WALK like its easy or like you ve been in their shoes.
      The only mistake Flora made was giving her case public attention without making up her mind if she was done for good or not. Thats where I fault her. So please do not call the man names, ok?
      Flora and her HUSBAND have made up.
      Haters can choke on that for all I care.

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    3. My dear,that's the most shocking news have heard since the beginning of this year.That serial wife beater!mehn I can't deal

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    4. Hope we will not hear stories that touch again... I thank God for safe delivery, but hope her kids won't be brought up in an abusive environment. I hope she is not still being beaten and suffering in silence. I hope he has miraculously changed for good. Kai! I can only hope... I wish you well Flora.

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    5. Hello trinity. Happy new month dear
      I'm also schoked she went back

      @monkeyface
      Remember she left the man twice. The first time she came here and was helped. She went back to him. After he beat her up even knowing she was 2 months gone zhe beat her up mercilessly. She left but this time no one helped her and she moved to her home town and said this was her final decision. So don't blame people who are shocked she went back.

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  20. Congrats to Flora and hubby. I love twins.

    Yori yori the latest Aunt, congrats to your brother.

    My nephew turns 1 today. Happy birthday to him😘😘😘

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    1. Thank you....
      Happy birthday to your nephew

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    2. Happy Birthday to your nephew,may the grace of God Almighty always shine upon him.

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  21. Good morning fam... Happy married life to my roomie, i wish i could attend ur Nikkai dearie but i can explain...Have a great day ahead...

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    1. Is you roomie a bv?,why don't you call her to tell her this!

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  22. I'm proud to be an ARIES!

    #Irepaprilborn
    #Birthdayloading
    #Diaryofalagosbusinesswoman
    #ilovemylife

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    1. I rep April too,we April born are 'badass' like that!

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    2. Hello baby @lagosbabe
      How are we celebrating your day??
      Owanbe style I hope
      Because we have to come and dance and cable body with plenty food and drinks

      Happy new month dear .may this month bring you more happiness than the month of March did. Business wise you shall excel. Family wise, you shall be healthy. Grace will never depart from you. I love you boooboo

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  23. I want to take this time to apologise to all those whose toes i have step on in this. I am a pain in the ass and i know it. so this is me say from the bottom of my heart i am sincerely








    NOT SORRY AND YOU CAN COME KISS MY SEXXY BLACK ASS OR JUMP OFF THE THIRD MAINLAND BRIDGE
    *hangs leg on the wall*

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    2. Shatap fool

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    3. Hey yo, you stole my words@SexyRoundBigLongAndFirmAss😠😠😠😠.
      Come up with yours please
      #StopPlagiarismπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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    4. Hahahahaha... Happy New Month Steffy, you are one crazy bae but I like ya.

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  24. Please o how do I reduce my oily face.

    I have cinnamon powder, tumeric,baking soda, bragg Acv. But still give my face just 1hour and the oil that will come out will fry plantain

    What do I do again.

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  25. Please o how do I reduce my oily face.

    I have cinnamon powder, tumeric,baking soda, bragg Acv. But still give my face just 1hour and the oil that will come out will fry plantain

    What do I do again. Looking and staying beautiful is not easy at all

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    1. Lmaoooooooooooooooo

      Choi, Una get mouth!!!

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    2. Try heat up your face before applying anything on it.

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    3. Try washing twice a day with a sebamed wash and then cleansing with a salicylic acid toner. Apply a benzoyl peroxide cream every night before bed. Cut out fried food and peanuts . Stop with the powder for now and buy blotting paper in the cosmetic shop. Blot as often as needed. Do this for one month and see

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    4. Carry charcoal, ground it into powdered form , mix it with native chalk , add lime then apply on your face.

      PS. Don't bother thanking me because if I don't take care of my blogmates, Who will?????????????

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  26. Thought they were no longer together?

    Guess I thought wrong.

    Congratulations Flora.


    Lesson for today and always : live your life in such a way that no one is indispensable . You should be able to do away with anything and everything if it's not working for you.


    Lovely day guys .

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    1. So I thought to....

      Congrats Flo

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    2. She was pregnant before they had that issue. Glad they made up

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  27. I am so grateful to God for the gift of life. Seeing the first day in April is not child's play. It can only be God.I say may his name be praise for ever and ever, Amen. #breakthroughloading#

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  28. My friends pls be mindful of April fool today oooo

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  29. Yeah! We made it baby. Thank God for making it possible.

    It's my birth month. Why shouldn't I be glad. πŸ’ƒ πŸ’ƒ πŸ’ƒ πŸ’ƒ πŸ’ƒ.
    I rep. 18th. Aries are the real deal πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€


    Congrats BV Flora. God bless and keep you all.


    Happy New Month beautiful people.

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  30. I'm really feeling happy this morning because it's April already, it's my birth month. good morning to you all. I'm convinced this is my break through month. official countdown to our birthday (my dad and myself) April 4th&15th. Yori yori princess good morning to you and all lovely bvs.

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  31. The phrase ' How was your night?' In the English language means, , ' How was last night's sex?'

    Or, if for instance, we are close and you know I went home with a man or woman last night and you ask as an accomplice ' How was your night?' In this case it simply means, ' so did it go well or did it go as expected?'

    I'll give you two real life examples. One was mine and one happened in my cousins office. She consults for the UN.

    In my own case, I jog most mornings. Years back, having just returned to the country, this young man will greet me every morning and I'll answer. Then one day, he asked me, 'How was your night?' He went merrily on his way, I stopped, turned looking at him in anger fuming. My thoughts were, ' it's not your fault, if I hadn't been responding to your 'good morning' will we graduate to 'How was your night?'

    Second occurrence, at my cousins office.

    English woman comes in and everyone exchange the usual good morning. Then, one 'nice' Naija brother goes, 'How was your night?' English woman flares up ' How dare you!?'. ' How is my night your business?' Etc, it took major intervention to calm the woman down.

    The answer to ' How was your night?' Is actually 'none of your business!'

    I have checked our local languages, I am fluent in two, and passable in one. Even as transliteration, no Nigerian language asks 'How was your night?' I am checking because this phrase, for those who know, was not in use in Nigeria as recent as 7years ago. I suspect, some 'oversabi wannabe' heard it on a music video somewhere and wanted to form posh or as my Doctor friend said to me, it may have come from hospitals. It's common knowledge according to the doctor that sick people often have rough nights and most deaths may occur at night. So a doctor's question to the patient during morning ward rounds is usually 'How was your night?' If we exported hospital vocabulary to the streets, are we now to assume, we are all at deaths door?

    The proper address for mornings is simply 'good morning' and if you want to spice it up by being overtly friendly, you may add 'hope you slept well?' A person's night is not our business!

    If we are Igbo it's either, ibolachi- have you woken up. Ututuoma- good morning.

    If Yoruba, ekaro- good morning. You can go further as Yorubas are won't to do by adding ",se daada Leji' - hope you woke up well?

    None of these our local greetings intrusively asks 'How was your night?' So, No! It is not African either.

    So let us be well aware when we leave our lanes to go measuring that of others.

    How was your morning o jare????😜😜😜😜😜😜

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    2. Hahahahaha, how was your morning indeed. Nice one

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    3. Finally! Somebody explaining this to people. I'm fed up correcting people. The other day my daughter asked me " how was your night " I was like you've joined them ehn? Bush girl

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    4. My dear how was your night jor? It has come to stay πŸ˜€. Language evolves and you know we Naija people no go dey carry last, we have our own thing going, so...

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  32. Yayyyyy.....my bday month..13th april. God has been faithful

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  33. WOW!!!! Our very own Flora?
    Congrats!!!!
    Can they come for omugwo in my house?
    OMG I love twinsssss(for the umpteenth time)
    😍😍😍😍😍
    God bless Mother and Children! Amen...

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    1. Hahaha. I think everyone loves twins

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    2. Iphone dearie!! Leave Flora and invite me biko.
      Ji miri oku and ofe nsala dey hungry me

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    3. Yelllssss! Our very own Flora

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    4. Stellz abi na April Fool you dey do us for this Flora gist? I dey suspect you.

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    5. Beloved,everyone ke?
      No way!
      I have a friend,she's a twin.. She dislkes Twins!!! Anytime she gets pregnant,she starts casting and binding. If you call her Mama ejima,you don find trouble.
      And she's not the only one i know like that. I used her as an example cos na twin she be ooh. Lol

      MF... aaawwww. And i can make that ofe nsala very well oooh. I will send it via DHLπŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

      Highness,Glory be to God.

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  34. I met ds post today. Mehn time difference is killing as I can't keep u with SDK blog again.
    Happy new month to all. God will make us fruitful ds new month.
    *Running to bed***

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  35. Good morning all
    Happy new month.... God's blessings and favour be with you all
    Am I the only one finding it difficult to open some post in the this blog? I don't know if it's my phone oh.shout out to members of #Teamefe.we rock!

    #Efenation #Efemoney

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  36. April 1st is named FOOL'S DAY, after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579. He did 105 businesses in his lifetime. He lost all his father's assets, and so everyone started calling him father of the fools.

    At 19, he married a 61-year-old woman who divorced him after a year because of his foolishness. He used to read all kinds of fake stories like you are doing no πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
    Happy new month darlings.


    *Congratssss Flora.


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  37. Gbam at the complaints of motherhood. It will be da last thing that will ever stress or change moi by Gods grace.
    Ermmm, pls those voting for that lousy market woman called Bisola should desist from now. Talented or not talented, her own don three much. When you ask dem to go see a shrink, dem no go hear. Make she come win the mola na. Stupid bully!

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  38. Happy new month everyone, may this new month bring divine blessings upon us. Congrats Flora

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  39. #Don't fall for people's potential. Believe what's real and what they actually offer to the table.. Not just what you know they can!*

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  40. Happy new month to everyone... May this month come with greater blessings and upliftment... May testimonies never cease from our months all through this month ijn AMEN

    Some people nearly succeeded in pranking me this morning but before i could quiver my sense came thru and i laughed and said not this year again guys... Bcos last year they got me real bad.... Today is the worst day to get in trouble or suffer from an ailment because anyone you call will feel its a prank..... So be careful guys

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  41. Congrats flora on just ur babies. I will not be putting mouth in ur matter anymore

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  42. Congrats Flora

    It's my birth month. I rep April 27th

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  43. Good morning Stella!!

    This 7am thing ehn! Weekend wey person needs to sleep, we will now wake early to comment and sleep again!
    Chai, I hope I'm not late??

    Shout out to all TBoss fans!!! Today is the last day to vote mehn... keep them votes coming lovers!!!!
    Kris how far my iPhone? God bless you dear!

    Stella I can see you sharing some cash, please do not forget me my darling! Thanks

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  44. Biggie asks Efe and Bally to leave BBN house after fighting!!!



    April Fool
    πŸ˜πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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    1. Almost got me on this... Lolz
      Happy New Month The General's wife, God bless ya.

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    2. Lmao!!! Nice try!
      Btw, Good to see you here on a weekend.
      How are ya?

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  45. Flora congrats. Your case is somehow. May last year he raped you and you got pregnant. You wanted to abort. March 2017 you born twins. Na wa. Na real wa

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  46. Thank God I met SP early today, this pregnancy is taking a toll on me. I feel so sick every morning with vomitting and headache all on the bed. I wish I can just have twins like Flora and hang my boots. Oh lord, I need your Strength to pull through. Pls pray for me bvs, I'm now a shadow of my old self....


    April fooooooooooooooool

    Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakw

    So if I get belle I go come announce for here make Fulani brown goats remove am chop?

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    1. Love your last paragraph! E make sense wella!

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  47. To God be thy glory, congratulations Flora, I am so happy for you, ejima welcome to our world, good morning all, no work today still relaxing on my bed

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  48. Happy new month people!
    Congrats Flora, God bless your babies.
    Stellz, how body? I need me that hangout/vacation like now lol!
    Tetrina darling, please I wanna tag along for that short vacay!
    XP, kisses to your babies!
    Motherhood rocks!
    Kisses to all the beautiful souls on here, you rock!
    Thank you Lord for the month of April!

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  49. Happy new month lovely bvz!

    Congrats bv Flora,

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  50. Happy new month Stella and wonderful bvs. I love you all despite every every...

    So I changed my DP to something more unique to celebrate the Easter month..
    Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

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  51. Thank you very much Beeolah. I will copy this and forward to my whatsapp chat group.That question is so irritating and intrusive and no matter how politely I have tried to get people to stop asking me,they refuse to stop.Now I just rudely reply 'witch' when I am asked about my night.
    It still hasn't stopped them though.

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  52. lord this is another month, pls do something great in my life. I have wept enough, I have carry the burden far too long. lord I know my case is not difficult for u pls change my situation this quarter

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  53. Hello blogmates. ..Morning all and happy new month, I'm at the gym already. Hehehehehe..if I don't take care of my shape,Who will?????????πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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  54. @Beeolah, thanks a lot for educating us. Nigerians are the world's greatest copycats lolzzzzz. I have also noticed that a lot of Nigerians use the word "double-date" wrongly. Have you ever asked a girl out and she goes, " Sorry, I have a boyfriend; I don't double-date". Hahahahahahah......

    which dictionary defined double-dating as cheating on your boyfriend/girlfriend by going out on a date with another person? Pls, we should learn to use English words according to their dictionary meanings.

    English don suffer for our hand. We corrupt it, counterfeit it, and "phonecize" it. Lolzzzz....

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  55. Happy new month Everyone..

    Happy new month Stella,Nneora..

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  56. Happy New month everyone! Thank God for life. This month will be favourable for us.


    Seeing as this is a new month, please I need assistance with my PG application....if you can help, drop a comment. Thank you.

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  57. Father thank you for the new month. Congrats to Mama twins... heading to my house, to see how fast the reconstruction is going on. really need to be sleeping in my house.

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  58. Happy new month bvs,congrats flora.Hmmm thinking about what to eat jareh,i'll be back

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  59. Congratulations Flora.
    Happy new month to everyone. May April be nice to us all.

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  60. Congratulations Flora,may the Lord bless your home

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