Office Brouhaha - 4

Brouhaha happens all the time but sometimes when it happens in the office,it leaves behind a story to be told...

Good day to you Stella.

So this is a real life incident that happened in my office sometime in January.

I was in my office and a patient walked in. Though she’s quite familiar with my secretary, and it was a slow day at work, and my office is down the corner with no prying eyes to monitor what’s going on, in fact it’s the perfect hideout for anyone with the right frame of mind to have an office quickie. 

Back to the story, she walked in on this Saturday evening just some minutes past 5pm towards the end of my shift for the day. Though she has been to the office many times, and on several occasions she’d flash a quick wink, an instinctive slow licking of the lips and a quick dash of a flying kiss. 

All this signs I got them all but just felt since most of her upbringing was ‘in the abroad’ that should just be a normal gesture, unknown to me that wasn’t the case.

I recall the first time I met her, she wore one tight gown and it wasn’t revealing but it was tight enough to reveal the right curves as deposited by Baba God through her mother in the right places(don’t blame me I have eyes also) she walked into my office and we talked more about her infertility ish (My Facility deals mostly on infertility and the likes)

 so after cross examining her well and the various tests, I told her what needed to be done and let’s see and if all goes well then she’d get pregnant. Some days after her Husband came back to Nigeria (very kind man I must say) he visited me for a routine checkup, also before his arrival his wife couldn’t stop talking about me to him over the phone. Anyways he was scheduled to be in the country for just 3 weeks, which is enough time for him to utilize her ovulation/window period.

After he travelled like 2 weeks after she called me by 2am that morning saying she saw her period and was in tears. I tried to calm her and told her that she’s still young and that her Husband will be back to try again I even took the liberty of praying for her over the phone that night. 

A day after that incident she sent me a text that reads ‘Thinking about you and your words of encouragement the other night’ I replied in the most civil manner ever. And so the floodgate for other messages started pouring in, describing how sweet I am and how I am this and that. After that night I tried my very best to be civil and official with her. 

I even started sounding like that dude that replies peeps with the EFCC twitter handle but it didn’t work, only for her to show at my office on that Saturday and before I could say anything she locked the door and it was like she mumbled the magic word abracadabra, and all her clothing dropped south. I was left gobsmacked. Honestly speaking it took me like 10 seconds before I shouted ‘Jesus’, even the ‘Jesus’ didn’t come out right, sounded like ‘Chisos’ Lol.

 The woman is indeed a beauty to behold. She moved slowly like a tiger set to pounce on its prey, while I stood there like a deer that has already said its last prayer and waiting to be devoured. Though I kept saying ‘Oh common Mrs. TBoss get a hold of yourself’ (but heaven knows if this woman were single I’d probably tear her to shreds) she walked up to me and started doing what a normal seductress would do. 

Placed her hands on my shoulders and lifted my hands to her boobs, feeling it alone was like the joy a brokeass man who has not seen N500 in 2 weeks would be when you place N500000 in his hands. Then she pulled me closer and placed a soft kiss on my lips and grabbed me closer to her so I could really feel her warmth, then she unzipped me, only to set the already eager Lion free from his den, and she went on bended knees, as she was about to give Junior(My Dxck) its evening bath, suddenly, it was like someone slapped me from the gate of hell, and I saw a flash of my ‘Nkem’ in front of me clapping her hands and telling me well done, and asking me ‘’is all this worth it” with her stern look and then it hit me like a flash, I dragged her up and shouted ‘Jesus’ this time it came out right and with so much force enough to bring down the building, she was like ‘what is it Rowland?’

 I’m like ‘this is very wrong, like very very wrong, now put on your clothes before I call security’, but as they say when Devil wants to use you it uses you well, as she bent down to pick her cloth she bent down so seductively bending so well so I can see the neatly shaped V-jay-jay, I almost slapped that Angel that brought me back to reality, but as God would have it, soon as she was dressed, I heard a knock and ran to the door to open it, behold it was my Nkem, she came to surprise me and take me out to Dinner. In my mind I was like ‘Father Lord thank You’. Then I introduced her to my Nkem, and she excused us.


So that’s it oh Stella, that’s how I got saved by the knock and a flash that brought me back to reality. BV’s sorry for the long essay. Hope I didn’t bore you.

*She was probably trying to use you to get her pregnant..Just my observation oh....And the way the hubby mentioned that his wife couldnt stop talking about you also sounds like a set up cos I read a story like this where the hubby said it to indirectly encourage the man.

Thnak God say you jump am pass.