#Yipeeeeee #yaaaaay #Boyfriendsstartschooltoday #yesterdayimenatmothergivesheadachenothead. #tooexcited #later.
If last week disappointed you,please go out there and start all over again with expectations.
Have a great wherever you are today and whatever you do today.
Faces of IHN,it's okay to send in now if you are interested,you can turn it into cunny advert if you so wish.
BV Beloved How far?
Shout Out to all the Comedians in the house,a particular post cracked me up and I am still Laughing from all the hilarious responses.
God bless your day today!
Kisses!
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Morning morning morning beeveeleonsπ
ReplyDeleteI am so grateful to God for letting us witness another beautiful day.!!
A new week..!!
I am so filled with Joy.
If not for Him we are nothing.!!
To all my "Wives"ππ
Stella Kork πππ ain't u seeing me again? Waited for you all day long..ππ
TheQueen ππππ where v u been?
I can't stop thinking about you.
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#AprilBorn #blessedMonday #missHome #Arsenalfan #SchoolResumes #manHoodRocks!!!
Don't give up.. Yes you. Don't give up..!!
Your Blessing is on d way!! ππππ
Beautiful morning lovelies
DeleteNice week ahead to y'all
#SmartMarketer
It's a beautiful Monday morning, God bless us as we're going out today.
ReplyDeleteMy heart goes out to those of us going through what we can not explain to anybody.
May God heal our wounds and answer our prayers.
Amen
*Larry was here*
Amen
DeleteSome comment I read on the anonymous post last night was heart breaking
God help us
Good morning πππππ
ReplyDeleteGood morning all.Have a beautiful day ahead.
DeleteLIP STAINS how far please come out again
DeleteI am just wondering what you are doing right now
Matthew 21:12-13 KJV
ReplyDelete[12] And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves, [13] And said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves. …
To clean up the unprofitable spiritual background working against physical and spiritual progress.
Jesus is always in the business of driving away all strange elements undertaken satanic and destructive transactions in the body, soul and spirit. He would do no less for you as you cry unto him.
Prayer
I release myself from every demonic pollution emanating from my past involvement in any demonic religion in the name of Jesus.
My father x2, I break and loose myself from every idol and related associations in Jesus name.
By the power in the word of God, I cut myself off from every tribal spirit and curse in Jesus name... Amen
May the God of peace visit you this week in Jesus name.
Goodmorning beevees.
Krix signing out via iPhone 7+
Peace peace peace
DeleteHallelujah
Amen.Good morning
DeleteAmen
DeleteAmen
DeleteGod bless you Krix.. Good morning
DeleteGod bless you Krix.. Good morning
Delete
ReplyDeleteDon't ever be jealous of other people's success. If you can't win a race, help the person in front of you to break the record!
Putting out the candle light of your neighbour in the dark will never increase the brightness of yours.
*Your candle will not lose its light when it lights up another candle!*Getting the job done is more important than who gets the glory.
Be inspired, speak positively into someone's life today, and possibly save a soul.
πππππ....Well spoken!
Delete#DontQuoteMe
Good morning BVs
ReplyDeleteMorning beautiful people! πππππ
ReplyDeleteGood morning bee10
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DeleteGudmorin dear
Miss Priya how was your weekend? Sharon my Edo sister good morning.
DeleteSandy K.city is very hot but we are good. Happy new week all
My roommates don finally put me for trouble o bvs. Maybe Na school stress or Na we no get brain naturally/spiritually I sha know something is responsible for our senselessness. Me and my foolish roomies are fond of doing this particular thing mostly at night, what is it u ask? We use to dial wrong numbers ie we will just be forming number off hand and be dialling it, as soon as they pick it we will just end the call, some will call back while some won't we used to take turn in using our sim card and we target guys the most, once we hear ur voice and see it's a girl we just end the call and if she call we won't pick but if it's a guy we will pretend it's a mistake ... Here comes the wahala o on Friday night, it's my sim card turn we dial one particular number and the wife picked it up ( we don't know maybe it's a man we calling or a woman sef) after I said hello and she said yes we end the call planning on moving on to another number, the next thing Na message enter Na so the woman dey curse us o and threatening us, we disregard the message, she called my roommate picked it she started saying so it's u that has been fucking my husband? I caught ur number today, I will deal with u u go know say I be confirm Calabar woman. We sha laugh it off the next day around noon a message just pop in saying I tracked ur name ur name is so so so OMG she got my name o, she mentioned the state am from and all that she is been threatening to destroy me o am scared... Me and my roomies can't sleep yesterday what are my gonna do pls? I think she got my info from the network Center.
ReplyDeleteLol
DeleteIf this is true sha...una no ger brain naturally.lol
Confess naa, tell her it's a prank.
DeleteGud
Deleteπππ
Bad market
DeleteSomebody cannot buy "Ghana Must Go Bag" again in peace in Nigeria. Last week I bought ghana must go bag from market and everybody started following me with whistle. Which kind wahala be this?
ReplyDelete#DontQuoteMe
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DeleteI remember how we met
ReplyDeleteHow he kept stalking me wanting to know my house
He was always disturbing me with calls
He was on bent knees for hours asking me to be his gf saying his parent wants him married asap so he could have kids
He wanted me as his wife to bear his kids
He was one cute dude girls would die to have bt that never moved me
He said he loved me so much and can't imagine his life without me(lol)
He introduce me to his friends,colleague and Neigbhour as his 'wife' even though we weren't dating yet
After much persuasion,I gave him a chance(bad decision)
He was so happy and claimed d most happiest man in d world at that moment.
He drove me wherever I wanted and the PDA was so strong
My instinct told me something wasn't right after he kept ignoring a particular call(he said d caller was his work-mate and she was calling him back to work)
I snooped and found out that he was cheating on me with a girl he called 'ex'. He transferred her money on two different occasion and she was at his home at that time(I don't really go to his home to avoid). I also searched his fbk n got to know that their relationship was a serious one. They were on same attires at different times.
I confronted him bt he swore she was just an X(lies)
A mutual friend advised me to forget about he cos he had a serious gf
I could vouch for him before my instinct came up. I never doubted his words for once
Same dude got married on saturday. I got d news and pics yesterday morning on my inbox
We broke up just 3months ago. He was planning his marriage whilst we were dating
Thank God I snooped and I was saved early
It's sad bt i wish him a happy marriage. God will reward his lies
Chineke !!!
DeleteFor real ?
Let me send you hugs first
It is well
Such a punk
DeleteAt a point in his life, his lies will hunt him and he will feel even bigger hurt than you're feeling now
Ese, stay strong ok?
TankGod
DeleteYour will come
Rejection can feel devastating but u shouldn't let it crush you.some of the world most successful people have failed.
ReplyDeleteGood morning.
Morning chosen
DeleteGbam!...
DeleteStella yo I dey o...sending you cookies and cream ASAP
ReplyDeleteYaaay !!!! ππ°π¦πΎπππ π
Today is my birthday !!!... Happy birthday to me !
Happy womb escape day to me !!
Wait oo...na force them force me oo π
All join...Happy birthday to me !!!
Everyone is invited...yes everyone
Today is gonna be an ice cream bath party...so I am taking all the flavours today- vanilla o, chocolate o, strawberry o, in fact all the berries π
And I got one for everyone too... π
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Hehehe just imagine you are taking your favourite coldstone flavour ππ
#AprilbornsRock #SoExcited #Grace #IthasbeenbyHisGracealone #IgivehimallTheHonour #WhoIbe #BeingAliveTodayisMybestBirthdayGift #iamaCovenantchild
#RealQueensareBorninApril #MostCelebritiesAreAprilborn #OluwaisInvolved #AkachukwuDiYa
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Happy buyday.... JediJediCalling.
DeleteHappy birthday Onyinye..!!
DeleteYou ll move mountains
Happy birthday the beloved one
DeleteKisses.
Happy birthday dear.more of God's grace.
DeleteHappy birthday to you beloved
DeleteHappy birthday beloved. I love you from a distance
DeleteHappy birthday baby geh!ππππ❤πLlnp and wish you all you wish yourself on this day hun. Have a blast!π
DeleteHarpy bird-day Beloffed. may God blase yhu reel gud .
DeleteBessed on whu arbi, Eyes-krim nobi mai tin, ...so pliz gimme pammy or a botu of shampion.
Happy birthday beloved!
DeleteHappy birthday Beloved.
DeleteHBD my beloved.
DeleteGod bless ur new age
Age with grace
Happy birthday
DeleteHappy birthday dear.Have a nice one.
DeleteHappy birthday Beloved!,..
DeleteHappy birthday baby....may you live long and prosper in all that you lay your hands on. Manage these kisses πππππππππππππ
DeleteHappy birthday my dearest Beloveth Beloved
DeleteMany more years in good health, success and happiness. Have a blast hun πππππ
I remember how we met
ReplyDeleteHow he kept stalking me wanting to know my house
He was always disturbing me with calls
He was on bent knees for hours asking me to be his gf saying his parent wants him married asap so he could have kids
He wanted me as his wife to bear his kids
He was one cute dude girls would die to have bt that never moved me
He said he loved me so much and can't imagine his life without me(lol)
He introduce me to his friends,colleague and Neigbhour as his 'wife' even though we weren't dating yet
After much persuasion,I gave him a chance(bad decision)
He was so happy and claimed d most happiest man in d world at that moment.
He drove me wherever I wanted and the PDA was so strong
My instinct told me something wasn't right after he kept ignoring a particular call(he said d caller was his work-mate and she was calling him back to work)
I snooped and found out that he was cheating on me with a girl he called 'ex'. He transferred her money on two different occasion and she was at his home at that time(I don't really go to his home to avoid). I also searched his fbk n got to know that their relationship was a serious one. They were on same attires at different times.
I confronted him bt he swore she was just an X(lies)
A mutual friend advised me to forget about he cos he had a serious gf
I could vouch for him before my instinct came up. I never doubted his words for once
Same dude got married on saturday. I got d news and pics yesterday morning on my inbox
We broke up just 3months ago. He was planning his marriage whilst we were dating
Thank God I snooped and I was saved early
It's sad bt i wish him a happy marriage. God will reward his lies
Some guys are just crazy.
DeleteWhat a Wawu!....
DeleteMen don't date only one girl!...
So why should a sane girl do the same?,..
Sorry dear!...
He will soon come around and tell you stories that touch...make sure you collect enough money from him before dumping him...
*Skrims an wecks surddenly* "No!!!! E shool show me my haed of goat".
ReplyDelete*ah, eat woss a nite-may.
Gud moaning efriwon
Good morning my darling villager πππ
DeleteLollllll
DeleteThat moment when you want to stunt on the gram by posting a swim suit Sexy booty pic on instagram and then you remember that your two brothers follow you on instagram
ReplyDeleteOne of your aunts follow you on instagram
One family friend pastor that always thought you were a prude also follow you on instagram and then you receive sense and delete all the pictures from your phone and maintain.
That was my life yesterday.
Lmao
DeleteI just love you
Hahahahahaha...
DeleteHahahahahhahaha
DeleteOpen another account and flaunt what you gat babyπ π π π π
DeleteGood morning
ReplyDeleteBlessed day to y'all
Yesterday's anonymous post was lot mhenππ
ReplyDeleteHave fruitful week y'all.
My dear o ..eleyi gi di gan
Delete532 !!!!! I wonder wetin una dey confess ooo
Gudmorin dear
DeleteYesterday na bomb ooo
I saw a snake and a fish pursuing me in my dream. Please what does it mean?
ReplyDeleteMeans you'll be a snake hunter and a fisherman.
DeleteYou will soon get pregnant or already are.
DeleteYou are welcome
It means witchcraft!...
DeleteSomeone has bewitched you!...
Pray
Pray
Pray!!...
*lit
ReplyDeleteGood morning, folks. Have a blessed and fruitful week.
ReplyDeleteBV Miss Ess, ill give you a call later today.. Be strong abeg
Some comments on this blog are so hilarious.
ReplyDeleteSomeone said yesterday . That someone's Dic* is as short as a broken HB pencil ✏️
Such an interesting blog.
I'm counting my little blessings and I'm grateful to be alive.
Lovely day everyone
Lmao,abeg which post o.Make I go read laugh.
DeleteOmasiri you said my IQ is zero? I won't be surprised if you are among those that mailed me and I gave them 150k business ideas. I have experienced enough not to be surprised at anything as long as human being is concerned. Thanks
ReplyDeleteI am still enjoying that party jollof rice, I think it will finish today
Lol
DeleteYou eh !!!
Cutiebee, yes I said it that your IQ is zero because your begging tactics is really pathetic,else I don't see why crayfish should be your problem on yesterday's SP.
DeleteI,Omasiri mail you for 150k biz idea? This is laughable. You really wish my dear. Look at my ID very well,I mean use hypo or jik to wash your begging eyes and look at my blog ID very well....does that ID/moniker sound or look like your mate/class in anything?
Your ID is synonymous with begging. Live with it.
Stella, I know its the MO & BO post that cracked you up.
ReplyDeleteKikikikiki
I read every comment typed, even the ones yet untyped in the bellies of BVs.
Have a great day y'all.
Trust God even when you don't understand what's going on.
Lmao
DeleteHow you take read the belly ones
Who has used Nano half caste whitening cream? It's not working for me. I'm rather getting dark despite the fact that I added milk, egg and skineal.
ReplyDeleteLol....Add garri
DeleteEwww at milk and egg...
DeleteTry Pela half caste cream!...
Gross!!! How can you add milk and egg to your cream...ewww
DeleteAnon Nano half caste...did you exfoliate for like one week prior to using the cream? Which soap are you using? Use clear therapy plus soap and add Q7 carrot gold serum to the cream. If you nor white,know that it is a sign from your village people that you should maintain your natural colour.
DeleteTop of the morning to y'all.
ReplyDeleteMonday please be nice.
Atheist you are a clown!
#OffIgo
#ItoldYouIamAlsoQueenOfHastags.
#CookieAreYouStillAliveSayHiToQuickieForMe
#InaDoYouKnowTheMeaningOfYourNameInIbibio?
#BelovedMyCocrusherAcidIsStillInTheMarketO.
#Yesterday'sAnonymousPostWasTheTruth
#NowIdontFeelLikeGoing.
#LemmeGosha
Good morning sugar
DeleteGood morning sugar
DeleteLol
Delete#NoDunGo
Delete#plizDunGo
#EjoDunGo
#MbokDunGo
#BikoDunGo
#AbegNoGo
What?...
DeleteSugar stoppet!...
My sugar
DeleteGudmorin
How are u now?
Advice from an 80 year old man...
ReplyDelete1. Have a firm handshake.
2. Look people in the eye.
3. Sing in the shower.
4. Own a great sound system.
5. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.
6. Don't expect life to be fair.
7. Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.
8. Always accept an outstretched hand.
9. Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
10. Whistle.
11. Avoid sarcastic remarks.
12. Choose your life's partner carefully. From this one decision will come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery.
13. Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out.
14. Lend only those books you never care to see again.
15. Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that they have.
16. When playing games with children, let them win.
17. Give people a second chance, but not a third.
18. Be romantic.
19. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
20. Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems.
21. Don't allow the phone to interrupt important moments. It's there for our convenience, not the caller's.
22. Be a good loser.
23. Be a good winner.
24. Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret.
25. When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go.
26. Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born.
27. Keep it simple.
28. Beware of the person who has nothing to lose.
29. Don't burn bridges. You'll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river.
30. Live your life so that your epitaph could read, No Regrets
31. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life, you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the ones you did.
32. Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.
33. Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you.
34. Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you.
35. Visit friends and relatives when they are in hospital; you need only stay a few minutes.
36 . Begin each day with some of your favourite music.
37. Once in a while, take the scenic route.
38. Send a lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, 'Someone who thinks you're terrific.'
39. Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice.
40. Keep a note pad and pencil on your bed-side table. Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m.
41. Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job.
42. Send your loved ones gifts and tokens. Think of a reason later.
43. Make someone's day by paying their bus fare.
44. Become someone's hero.
45. Marry only for love not out of pity or desperation.
46. Count your blessings.
47. Compliment the meal when you're a guest in someone's home.
48. Wave at the children on a school bus.
49. Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people.
50. Show empathy to the old and frail, you too will someday become old.
Top of the morning to you!
Thank God I have done 95% of them
DeleteYay..I love Mondays..Good morning everybody but special shoutout 2 the queen and boss of dis blog (chief) and Chi Exotic i like ur responses yesturday on the anonymous post.Choi the lies on yesterday's anonymous post was sometin else...The lies might even make d devil 2 shiver in fear...choi i fear who no fear dis people..lol
ReplyDeleteLol, na only sex, supey, gay, n more sex be their secret naa, nothing intriguing.
DeleteYay..I love Mondays..Good morning everybody but special shoutout 2 the queen and boss of dis blog (chief) and Chi Exotic i like ur responses yesturday on the anonymous post.Choi the lies on yesterday's anonymous post was sometin else...The lies might even make d devil 2 shiver in fear...choi i fear who no fear dis people..lol
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha...
DeleteSome might not be lies oh!.,
Things are happening!...
Good morning fam...Grant me my heart desire as i celebrate my birthday tomorrow. Good morning y'all
ReplyDeleteHbd in advance.
DeleteGood morning Stella and bvs, I hate Monday's which I can sleep all day, my uncle died over the weekend but instead of been sad we are all happy cuz the man has been terribly ill and finally he gets to rest peacefully,sickness is the worst thing that can happen to anyone.
ReplyDeleteEya may his soul rest in peace Amen, take heart gifty
DeleteGudmorin dear
DeleteRip to ur uncle
Morning Gifty. Sorry about your uncle
DeleteTo get girls.
ReplyDeleteUnilag... πBuy her iPhone 7
Uniport... πTake her shopping
Unical... πPromise her calabar carnival
Imt....πu must be a musician
Esut... πU must be a cultist
Unn.... πSpeak big English
Unizik... Buy her food
Imsu... πTake her to night club
Nekede.... πBuy her suya
OKo poly... πDo assignment for her
Ansu.... πSend her recharge card #100
Nwafor orizu...πpost her pic on facebook
Ebsu.... πTell her u stay in onitsha
Absu....πpromise to make her miss absu
Delsu.... πTell her ur brother is a militant
Auchi poly... πJust wear gold
Uniben... πCarry laptop (they love yahoo guys)
If u doubt me u can use ur mb and argue with ur ancestorsππππ
I have said my mindπ✌️
Lolzzz Auchi poly cracked me up.
Deleteπππππππ
DeleteBut I disagree with Unizik's own. Ha! Like how Na?
LMAO @ tell her u stay in Onitshaπ€£
Stale...
Deleteπππ
DeleteAncestor no argument
Biko e jooor unizik own na wash ooo
DeleteYipeeeee.
ReplyDeletemade it to Monday, I'm forever grateful Lord Jesus.
even though I'm not where I ought to be yet, but I'm glad to be where I am now....
Biko I'm looking for angel investors to invest in me and I promise not to disappoint... thank you
Morning everyone and have a lovely week ahead!
ReplyDeleteSame to u Sandy.
DeleteGood morning Sandy baby.
DeleteSandy Baibay!
DeleteGood morning dear. Nne kedu?
Sandy my love
DeleteGudmorin.
Morning sandy. Have a wonderful day
DeleteLAFF WAN KILL ME DIE (LWKMD)π
ReplyDeleteA graduate in Biology from Akungba was having
difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the daily newspapers for a job at a zoo.
In the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla, which had been tourists attraction has died so they needed someone to dress up and pretend as gorilla. The graduate was embarrassed, but since the salary was okay, he accepted the job. The first day, he put on the gorilla skin and entered the cage, he started jumping up and down, beat his chest and roared like gorilla. The next day, he put on a gorilla skin and started moving around the zoo again and mistakenly entered another cage and found himself staring at a lion. The lion roared and rushed towards him. The scared graduate quickly forgot that he is a gorilla and started shouting like human, "Help! Help!" The lion leaped onto him, knocked him to the ground and whispered in his ear, "Tony, it's me Mike, your course mate." No job for this country oo.
(Don't laugh ππππ alone, share to graduates and undergraduates.)
Can't laugh alone ππππ
Good morning everyone, I just came here to wish Beloved a happy birthday. that moment when nobody knows you're a twin. I pray the lord will shock your enemies with your blessing same way he shocked my neighbours seeing my twin. kikiki. bye.
ReplyDeleteAwww so cute and generous of you..I am just smiling silly now
DeleteThanks a bunch dear. .love you
Amen
DeleteI want twins ijn
Good morning BV's...May this week bring forth divine favour and Mercy for everyone ....Amen
ReplyDeleteThank God for a brand new day
ReplyDeleteUna good morning lovely beeveeeeeees.
ReplyDeleteSo I read somewhere about one english teacher from the east who said men should marry young girls that just finished waec because they are young,naive and beautiful and I was gobmacked to my greatest surprise his fellow randy men were in full support,I just weak for this our obodo nigeria where people still think backwards no wonder we are still a developing country.God knows how many young champ that idiot has slept with shattering their dreams and aspiration.
Anonymous post always lit,I give all of una beyonce hand.
Good morning Stella, plesse don't do any post on Kayan Mata as requested by a bv,it's jazz and I trust u not to support it,so many desperate ladies out there yet that cannot keep their man.
ReplyDeleteLol..mi I saw that your comment yesterday.lol
DeleteBut i'm really curious na. Keeping men is hardwork
DeleteWho said she should do a post on kayanmata?
DeleteWhat we are saying is she should do a post on jazz generally, so ppl can learn.
As you rise up this monday morning, may the Almighty God make the winds of favour to arise from all corners of the world and locate you. By His grace, you'll always dig and find water. You'll plant and reap plenty. May God, open doors of opportunities unto you and your family. The presence of God shall go with you and His hand of love shall be upon you for good. You're unstoppable. It's well with you and your household in Jesus name...
ReplyDeleteAmen Tnks em Jay
DeleteAMEN and AMEN!
DeleteAmen
DeleteAmen!...
DeleteAmen !!
DeleteAmen
DeleteSo next up is Tayan Tailor!... Tayan if u are in Gidi, let me know so we go see a movie today and if u r shy π don't worry, just name the network of your choice and let me know how to get thru to ya!
ReplyDeleteKelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)
Obviously na Ashawo you be!!!you dey find something.
DeleteGot the airtime baby
DeleteGod bless u soooooooo muchπ
Call me crazy but I love to see people happy and succeeding. Life is a journey not a competition. When you rejoice with others, the world will rejoice with you. What goes around will surely comes around.
ReplyDeleteOff to school. Shout-out to the lovely souls on this blog. I love SDKB, I love the blog visitors and I love Stella. Ciao.
Lol..Drammarian
DeleteMorning Omotola
DeleteGood morning everybody!Stella how market?Lol.Some women are full of character,and I wonder sometimes. Yesterday night my neighbour's wife called him that she is tired of the marriage. No quarrel, no fights.Though the man is abit old and they have been TTC for sometimes now.But I ask my self what will her quit like that? Are the only person seeking for the fruits of the womb?The man has been demoralised since that yesterday as the wife left this morning and vow never to come back to the man's house again! I pity the man.
ReplyDeleteServes the man right!...
DeleteThat's what he get for wasting his youth breaking women's heart!...
Morning sexy daddy
DeleteLost a dear dear friend, can't concentrate, can't wrap it around my head. So much pain.
ReplyDeleteThe Lord is ur strength dear.
DeleteSo sorry
DeleteRip to ur dear one
U will b fine
Good morning lovelies. We are up and about, in top form after the long holiday and fit to brace all odds. Still lounging with the twinnies as the others return sometime this week, i'm missing them too much but hey, i need the break from monitoring and nurturing routine. Thank you Baba God. You are awesome.
ReplyDeleteThe traffic is tight and slow don't really know, too many people on the drivetime, pray we beat the lock on time. It's training week again, learning new strategies to match new prospects. Basically, it's brainstorming week.
The hilarious post I think was the mouth odor and body odor post. Hahaha. Odor that leaves a legacy and one that leaves the owner's body out of itself.
Anonymous post late sunday has 500+ comments? Una dey try. Biko, reading at lunch hour. Weldone guys.
Wishing you all a nice fabulous week.
King XOXO Mystery... The break is over. Show thyself.
Kisses a bunch.
Turning up my music Imaranma by Eben...
Imaranma aaaa Papa
Imaranma aaaa Eze
Beautiful morning lovelies
DeleteNice week ahead to y'all
#SmartMarketer
Gudmorin dear
Deleteit's Monday again!!!!
ReplyDeleteπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ππππ
Good morning better people, all the best this week.
Thanks ma.
DeleteGood morning pipi Lee.
DeleteKedu ije I Pipi lee?..
DeleteMorning pipi lee.
DeleteGudmorin dear
DeleteLongtime
We're have u bn
Good morning Stella.
ReplyDeleteHappy blessed week to us all.
Atheist boo where you dey now? good morning to you.
Cookie, Rhoda Rex and Blackberry I hail o
An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and
ReplyDeletean Hausa man
were lost in a forest and then
captured by
cannibals. The king of the
cannibals told the
prisoners that they could live if
they pass a
trial. The first step was to go deep
into the
forest and get ten pieces of the
same kind of
fruits. The three men went their
separate ways
to gather fruits.
The Yoruba man came back and
said to the
king,”I brought 10 apples.”
Then the king explained the trial to
him,”You
have to swallow the fruits without
any
expression on your face or you will
be killed.
The first apple went in, but on the
second one,
he winced out in pain, so he was
killed.
The Igbo man arrived and showed
the king ten
berries. When the king explained
the trial to
him, he thought to himself that
this should be
easy…. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8and on the
ninth berry, he
burst out in laughter and was
killed.
The Yoruba man and Igbo man
met in heaven
and the Yoruba man asked,”Why
did you laugh?
You almost got away with the
trial.”
The Igbo man replied,”I couldn’t
help it, when I
saw the Hausa man coming with
Watermelons!”
Have a beautiful day all.
“There are six things which Jehovah hateth; Yea, seven which are an abomination unto him: Haughty eyes, a lying tongue, And hands that shed innocent blood; A heart that deviseth wicked purposes, Feet that are swift in running to mischief, A false witness that uttereth lies, And he that soweth discord among brethren. My son, keep the commandment of thy father, And forsake not the law of thy mother:
ReplyDeleteWhen thou walkest, it shall lead thee; When thou sleepest, it shall watch over thee; And when thou awakest, it shall talk with thee. For the commandment is a lamp; and the law is light; And reproofs of instruction are the way of life:”
Proverbs 6:16-20, 22-23 ASV
Good morning good people of SDKB...
ReplyDeleteWill soon leave for work, traffic please leave Mondays alone o. Lasgidi and traffic na wa!
Chikito Sis, congrats on your new offer and change of level. More will come in Jesus name. God that did yours will do mine too. Amen.
Queen and boss, your advises on yesterday's anonymous post na die! Wetin! Lol.
Today will be full of good surprises and testimonies in Jesus name. Amen.
Amen oh thanks cy.
DeleteHahahahahahahahaha...
DeleteCyndy what's up?...
I pity Lagosians that leave the house early...
Hi darlings....
ReplyDeleteOK bye
Back to my enjoyment
The kind of enjoyment I have been in for days, only God knows.. Okay what's popping? What's new? Who are the new popular bvs?? Who are the bvs that formed they don't want to be popular and still found a way to be popular or still trying to stylishly be popular. LMAO.. This blog makes me laugh
Cookie my love ,I miss you so much o. I'll soon be available soon. I love you plenty boo boo. Chikito baby, I Luh you.. Lagos babe ,my one and only boo boo kitty.
Bloggie, Iphiey, and other boos of mine, kisses..
Kisse right back fab mum
DeleteYou've been MIA, Where hv u been?
DeleteHahahahaha at people that want to get popular...
DeleteWhere is that fake queen and boss?...
I laugh whenever I see her comment...she sound like Pepper ose Oku!...
Where have you been ma.miss u.
DeleteGood to have you back.
Fabby πππππ
DeleteLol...Me I am already Firmous
DeleteGudmorin
DeleteI miss u too dearπππ
Morning fab mum. Good to see you. How have you been??
DeleteHouse help me pls.
ReplyDeleteI had a dream this morning that my husband's boss came to our house and bought one of our matresses together with blanket and he paid me. Meanwhile my husband had already informed me that he was coming to buy those things. When he had gone and I came out to the veranda, I saw one woman washing clothes, her children were with her. I was surprised cos my veranda's gate was locked and each neighbour to his own apartment. I greeted her and she ignored me and eyed me, I moved closer and greeted her two more times before she answered and I asked her who she was looking for, she answered and mentioned my neighbor's name, I flared up and pointed to the person's apartment, I shouted at her and told her to pack her things and leave immediately, my neighbor also came out and pleaded with me that the woman is her guest and that it was a mistake. After she left I examined my padlock and discovered that she had used the wrong key to open it and damaged it in the process. I went back to my neighbor and shouted at them again, telling them that they will have to replace the damaged padlock. I woke up thereafter and I have been scared since then.
Meanwhile my husband left home very early this morning to take up a new job in another state. Our business have not been doing fine these days, we hardly feed well with it and there are bills to pay so he decided to get a paid job and leave the business for me alone to manage. I'm so confused. Pls help. Thanks.
Go and take a malaria medicine!...
DeleteStill on the bed sleeping and waiting for resumption date.
ReplyDeleteMay this week be prosperous to us.
God am very weak this morning...Why?
ReplyDeleteGood morning bvns..
ReplyDeleteI m 8weeks gone and my appetite is on zero level. All I want is pepper(just licking yaji) and fruits. My mouth is sour, no spitting or vomiting though but I dey sleep like mumu sha,I dey tire quick,cramps too. Momma say I dey lucky say some women own dey tough. I m worried about not having appetite. Any advice???
God let it be twins, Ameen. I go just hang boots. #God'sGrace #FirstPregnancy.
Congratulations!
DeleteI can only imagine how happy and excited u feel.
And proud tooπ
But u have to eat. You have to feed that little bun u are soo proud of and who u love so fiercely even without seeing him yet. Or in ur case them. Lol
You need to eat to feed them.
Some peeps lose appetite when Preggers. I do.
But I found a way around it.
I eat once. I usually have cravings so with each pregnancy,it was different. But whatever good craving it was(the only one I wanted and could manage to eat I mean) I made sure I ate it once.
I had fruits daily. Never missed it. Note that it's very important. And I tried to take at least 2 cups of water. Might sound small but believe me taking those two cups of water is a feat unimaginable! It can be likened to me defeating the North Korean Army single-handedly. That's how I always feel.
But then again,don't worry. Ur appetite may improve. And then u can eat more.
Jisike dear.
Pepper ??? Pregnancy hormones di kwa whosky.lol
DeleteGod let it be twins o or quadruplets
Morning cupid. God will see you through
DeleteI woke feeling so unloved. It hurts!
ReplyDeleteChaaii sending you lots of love...
DeleteBlessed week ahead...
ReplyDeleteAmen!,..
DeleteGood morning fam..
ReplyDeleteGood morning eze
DeleteGood morning.
DeleteBoring Anonymous Night Post.
ReplyDeleteUntil I got to the part someone asked flavor of pizza.
Not funny,I know but I haven't stopped laughing.I just can't....
So my best quote from a movie is "The royal penis is clean My Lord"
No matter what's going on,how stressed or frustrated I am,that quote never ceases to get me smiling again.Everybody should have that.Something that's guaranteed to brighten your countenance.
Lmao
DeleteNa me ask o
I hate that pizza once In my life AND I hate it,na why I ask o
But wait is it not flavor u guys call it? I heard there's peppered one,mushroom and pineapple
Biko explain so I don't make a fool out of myself in public abeg
I don't like cold Stone too,its too sweetπ©
Chaaaaaiii Ibk u localπ
Good morning bv's, have a blissful day and week ahead.
ReplyDeleteI made it this morning, it can only be God.
ReplyDeleteOtutu Oma Chineke, Good morning Stella and all Bvs, waoooo i made it to SP today, may our day be Blessed and FAVOUR, do have a great day all
ReplyDeleteGood morning fams. Went to two different weddings on Saturday, the ist one we attended the church wedding which was top notch in my locality but we decided to attend the other's reception as he was closer to fam and he has really helped us alot. OK you know I don't play with party jellof rice and that's why I followed mum sheepishly to both occasions. On getting to the reception everywhere was a little bit empty aaah for this recession na em dem never come plenty that means rice go reach all of us. Dj was busy hammering one song to the other, mum was seated near to him and within few minutes started complaining that her ear drum was about to explode, told her is normal and she will soon get use to it. Few minutes time the mc arrived and started shouting like a local fowl that one could barely hear what he was saying, as if that wasn't enough torture already guy man introduced his assistance mc and that was the last straw that broke the Carmel's back. Hmm both began to struggle for who will outsmart the other, at that moment I remembered the day my teacher thought us about noise in secondary school and it's different categories, both were jumping like some headless chicken and couldn't do shi. I observed the disappointment from people as they didn't only frown but they murmured as well. Wetin concern me she na rice carry me come here
ReplyDeleteIt came like a thunder both when mum asked that we present his gift and leave as she couldn't stand it anymore. Eeeh meee I'm not going anywhere heeee please let's stay for like few minutes and before we knew it, they started sharing food.
My brothers and sisters, to the glory of my maker they started from our table chaaai I don't want to describe the meal abeg today na Monday. I raise Beyonce hand for the cook cos they did wonders.
I ate ate and ate and as for what those noise makers were doing e no longer concern me. We left while they were about cutting the cake by then more than half the people have left as well but my own joy is that whaaaaaat?
I ate jellof rice
Whoever dropped this comment on the Annonymous night post is a certified MUMU no worry continue sending money to one human being in America it will shock you to know that he's been saving his money to come marry a girl in Nigeria.
ReplyDelete"Am dating two guys, one is in USA and the other in Abuja. The USA guy has not sent me dime, rather I pay for his bills there by sending him money through western union. The painful thing I love him so much and the guy in Abuja has minimal job yet I extract his little money and send to the one in USA. USA guy is coming this may I sent part of his flight ticket money because he ran into trouble there and the money was from the Abuja guy which he doesn't know. I feel guilty because I don't love the Abuja guy."
Baby shopping tomorrow. Gnyt lovelies
ReplyDeleteEnter your comment...that Nano cream and d soup don't work anything. please change it. u will keep getting darker.
ReplyDeleteAh, I've just been looking at Debbie Rise' post bbn photos and I'm convinced that who ever was selecting her clothes and giving her during the show is from the pit of hell.
ReplyDeleteIn fact Debbie' clothes, hair, make up in the house everything capital zero.
Chai, I no believe say Debbie fit fine like this. Coman see how the girl was just looking like a house help through out the show. Please packaging is EVERYTHING o. Debbie, if you were looking half this good when you were in the house, I'm sure that you'd have won more votes. My people say the eye will eat the food before the mouth touches it abi *off to assess my wardrobe.
Good morning great people. Cutiebee dont mind them. Continue to enjoy your jollof rice, one day God might pick up your bills. Instead of complaining, why not praise God and see His Hands on you. Many people are looking to be in your shoes that you dont have sickness but you are complaining of what to do.
ReplyDeleteYesterday in the church was really hot. My dearest friends here, if you want to give out your things to people, please annoint it with the blood of Jesus because you might not know who will use it against you.
One woman was brought to the church, she was really sick, Partial strokes either on the left or right hand, and on her right or left legs, she was paralysed for a whole 1 year and 1 month all because of anger. She had gone to different places for her to be healed, gone to hospitals but all the same. Nobody told her what exactly is her problem until a friend brought her to meet my Bishop.
He called her and told her who did you offend that gave you this stroke, she said she quarreled with her sister because of her necklace the sister took and refused to give her back. He told her you said a lot of hurtful words about your sister, forgetting that her daughter stays with you and the daughter had to tell the mother all what you said. The woman said, she refused to give my chain she borrowed from me and there was exchange of words. She sent her own junior sister to get the chain back. The senior sister she quarreled with because of the chain wanted it but instead of saying, i wont return back to you, she used ogboju eyes collect it and had to send partial stroke to her sister.
God be praised after prayers, she was able to raise her hands up for over 1 year she could not lift the hands and was told what to do so that she will be ok.
Na my question is this how will this woman feel now, that she knew where her problem is coming from and to the person she loved and called families. Like i say everybody is a SUSPECT.
Learn to keep our mouth shut and not say words that are hurtful because we dont know who will use it against us. The woman was annoyed but i know she did not mean to use hurtful words but what can she do when both of them allowed the devil to come in.
Thank God for a bright new day. God is always on the throne for His children. Already in the office and thanking God for a lovely day.
I had a stupid dream this morning where i saw Gifty, Kemen hahahahahaha. May God help us and deliver us from immorality acts in the dream.
Let me go and get a cup this morning.
I forgot to say happy Birthday to beloved.
ReplyDeleteMay God bless you dear
Comment under here so I click on your mail for your gift
Gooodmorning all,still in bed and not wanting to get up... No wrk today.... Think i missed some posts yesterday... Lemme go and read the anonymous post... Be right bck....
ReplyDeleteHey baiby, gud moaning to yhu.
Deletedo aff a loffly weak.
Leaf anonimos pose, d lais dere ah kronik enof to brink d daed bak to laif, if raid to dia earing.