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Monday, April 24, 2017

Monday Spontaneous Post

#Yipeeeeee #yaaaaay #Boyfriendsstartschooltoday #yesterdayimenatmothergivesheadachenothead. #tooexcited #later.



If last week disappointed you,please go out there and start all over again with expectations.

Have a great wherever you are today and whatever you do today.

Faces of IHN,it's okay to send in now if you are interested,you can turn it into cunny advert if you so wish.

BV Beloved How far?

Shout Out to all the Comedians in the house,a particular post cracked me up and I am still Laughing from all the hilarious responses.

God bless your day today!


Kisses!



335 comments:

  1. Morning morning morning beeveeleons😍
    I am so grateful to God for letting us witness another beautiful day.!!
    A new week..!!
    I am so filled with Joy.
    If not for Him we are nothing.!!

    To all my "Wives"😘😘

    Stella Kork πŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’ž ain't u seeing me again? Waited for you all day long..πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

    TheQueen πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’– where v u been?
    I can't stop thinking about you.
    😘😘😘😘😘

    #AprilBorn #blessedMonday #missHome #Arsenalfan #SchoolResumes #manHoodRocks!!!

    Don't give up.. Yes you. Don't give up..!!
    Your Blessing is on d way!! πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ™‹

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    1. Beautiful morning lovelies
      Nice week ahead to y'all

      #SmartMarketer

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  2. It's a beautiful Monday morning, God bless us as we're going out today.

    My heart goes out to those of us going through what we can not explain to anybody.
    May God heal our wounds and answer our prayers.
    Amen




    *Larry was here*

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    1. Amen
      Some comment I read on the anonymous post last night was heart breaking
      God help us

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  3. Good morning πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

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    1. Good morning all.Have a beautiful day ahead.

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    2. LIP STAINS how far please come out again


      I am just wondering what you are doing right now

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  4. Matthew 21:12-13 KJV
    [12] And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves, [13] And said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves. …

    To clean up the unprofitable spiritual background working against physical and spiritual progress.
    Jesus is always in the business of driving away all strange elements undertaken satanic and destructive transactions in the body, soul and spirit. He would do no less for you as you cry unto him.

    Prayer
    I release myself from every demonic pollution emanating from my past involvement in any demonic religion in the name of Jesus.
    My father x2, I break and loose myself from every idol and related associations in Jesus name.
    By the power in the word of God, I cut myself off from every tribal spirit and curse in Jesus name... Amen
    May the God of peace visit you this week in Jesus name.

    Goodmorning beevees.

    Krix signing out via iPhone 7+

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  5. Don't ever be jealous of other people's success. If you can't win a race, help the person in front of you to break the record!
    Putting out the candle light of your neighbour in the dark will never increase the brightness of yours.

    *Your candle will not lose its light when it lights up another candle!*Getting the job done is more important than who gets the glory.

    Be inspired, speak positively into someone's life today, and possibly save a soul.

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    1. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘....Well spoken!


      #DontQuoteMe

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  6. Morning beautiful people! πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

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    1. πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹
      Gudmorin dear

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    2. Miss Priya how was your weekend? Sharon my Edo sister good morning.
      Sandy K.city is very hot but we are good. Happy new week all

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  7. My roommates don finally put me for trouble o bvs. Maybe Na school stress or Na we no get brain naturally/spiritually I sha know something is responsible for our senselessness. Me and my foolish roomies are fond of doing this particular thing mostly at night, what is it u ask? We use to dial wrong numbers ie we will just be forming number off hand and be dialling it, as soon as they pick it we will just end the call, some will call back while some won't we used to take turn in using our sim card and we target guys the most, once we hear ur voice and see it's a girl we just end the call and if she call we won't pick but if it's a guy we will pretend it's a mistake ... Here comes the wahala o on Friday night, it's my sim card turn we dial one particular number and the wife picked it up ( we don't know maybe it's a man we calling or a woman sef) after I said hello and she said yes we end the call planning on moving on to another number, the next thing Na message enter Na so the woman dey curse us o and threatening us, we disregard the message, she called my roommate picked it she started saying so it's u that has been fucking my husband? I caught ur number today, I will deal with u u go know say I be confirm Calabar woman. We sha laugh it off the next day around noon a message just pop in saying I tracked ur name ur name is so so so OMG she got my name o, she mentioned the state am from and all that she is been threatening to destroy me o am scared... Me and my roomies can't sleep yesterday what are my gonna do pls? I think she got my info from the network Center.

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  8. Somebody cannot buy "Ghana Must Go Bag" again in peace in Nigeria. Last week I bought ghana must go bag from market and everybody started following me with whistle. Which kind wahala be this?


    #DontQuoteMe

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  9. I remember how we met
    How he kept stalking me wanting to know my house
    He was always disturbing me with calls
    He was on bent knees for hours asking me to be his gf saying his parent wants him married asap so he could have kids
    He wanted me as his wife to bear his kids
    He was one cute dude girls would die to have bt that never moved me
    He said he loved me so much and can't imagine his life without me(lol)
    He introduce me to his friends,colleague and Neigbhour as his 'wife' even though we weren't dating yet
    After much persuasion,I gave him a chance(bad decision)
    He was so happy and claimed d most happiest man in d world at that moment.
    He drove me wherever I wanted and the PDA was so strong
    My instinct told me something wasn't right after he kept ignoring a particular call(he said d caller was his work-mate and she was calling him back to work)
    I snooped and found out that he was cheating on me with a girl he called 'ex'. He transferred her money on two different occasion and she was at his home at that time(I don't really go to his home to avoid). I also searched his fbk n got to know that their relationship was a serious one. They were on same attires at different times.
    I confronted him bt he swore she was just an X(lies)
    A mutual friend advised me to forget about he cos he had a serious gf
    I could vouch for him before my instinct came up. I never doubted his words for once
    Same dude got married on saturday. I got d news and pics yesterday morning on my inbox
    We broke up just 3months ago. He was planning his marriage whilst we were dating
    Thank God I snooped and I was saved early
    It's sad bt i wish him a happy marriage. God will reward his lies

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    1. Chineke !!!
      For real ?

      Let me send you hugs first
      It is well

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    2. Such a punk
      At a point in his life, his lies will hunt him and he will feel even bigger hurt than you're feeling now

      Ese, stay strong ok?

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  10. Rejection can feel devastating but u shouldn't let it crush you.some of the world most successful people have failed.
    Good morning.

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  11. Stella yo I dey o...sending you cookies and cream ASAP
    Yaaay !!!! πŸŽ‚πŸ°πŸ¦πŸΎπŸ‘—πŸ’„πŸ‘ πŸ‘‘
    Today is my birthday !!!... Happy birthday to me !
    Happy womb escape day to me !!
    Wait oo...na force them force me oo πŸ˜€
    All join...Happy birthday to me !!!

    Everyone is invited...yes everyone

    Today is gonna be an ice cream bath party...so I am taking all the flavours today- vanilla o, chocolate o, strawberry o, in fact all the berries πŸ˜€

    And I got one for everyone too... πŸ˜€
    🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚

    Hehehe just imagine you are taking your favourite coldstone flavour 😍😍

    #AprilbornsRock #SoExcited #Grace #IthasbeenbyHisGracealone #IgivehimallTheHonour #WhoIbe #BeingAliveTodayisMybestBirthdayGift #iamaCovenantchild
    #RealQueensareBorninApril #MostCelebritiesAreAprilborn #OluwaisInvolved #AkachukwuDiYa
    πŸ‘»πŸ‘»


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    1. Happy buyday.... JediJediCalling.

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    2. Happy birthday the beloved one
      Kisses.

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    3. Happy birthday to you beloved

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    4. Happy birthday beloved. I love you from a distance

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    5. Happy birthday baby geh!πŸ’ƒπŸ˜˜πŸ˜πŸ’•❤πŸ’–Llnp and wish you all you wish yourself on this day hun. Have a blast!πŸ’‹

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    6. Harpy bird-day Beloffed. may God blase yhu reel gud .

      Bessed on whu arbi, Eyes-krim nobi mai tin, ...so pliz gimme pammy or a botu of shampion.

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    7. Happy birthday beloved!

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    8. HBD my beloved.
      God bless ur new age
      Age with grace

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    9. Happy birthday dear.Have a nice one.

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    10. Happy birthday baby....may you live long and prosper in all that you lay your hands on. Manage these kisses 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

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    11. Happy birthday my dearest Beloveth Beloved
      Many more years in good health, success and happiness. Have a blast hun πŸ˜—πŸ˜—πŸ˜—πŸ˜—πŸ˜—

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  12. I remember how we met
    How he kept stalking me wanting to know my house
    He was always disturbing me with calls
    He was on bent knees for hours asking me to be his gf saying his parent wants him married asap so he could have kids
    He wanted me as his wife to bear his kids
    He was one cute dude girls would die to have bt that never moved me
    He said he loved me so much and can't imagine his life without me(lol)
    He introduce me to his friends,colleague and Neigbhour as his 'wife' even though we weren't dating yet
    After much persuasion,I gave him a chance(bad decision)
    He was so happy and claimed d most happiest man in d world at that moment.
    He drove me wherever I wanted and the PDA was so strong
    My instinct told me something wasn't right after he kept ignoring a particular call(he said d caller was his work-mate and she was calling him back to work)
    I snooped and found out that he was cheating on me with a girl he called 'ex'. He transferred her money on two different occasion and she was at his home at that time(I don't really go to his home to avoid). I also searched his fbk n got to know that their relationship was a serious one. They were on same attires at different times.
    I confronted him bt he swore she was just an X(lies)
    A mutual friend advised me to forget about he cos he had a serious gf
    I could vouch for him before my instinct came up. I never doubted his words for once
    Same dude got married on saturday. I got d news and pics yesterday morning on my inbox
    We broke up just 3months ago. He was planning his marriage whilst we were dating
    Thank God I snooped and I was saved early
    It's sad bt i wish him a happy marriage. God will reward his lies

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    1. Some guys are just crazy.

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    2. What a Wawu!....
      Men don't date only one girl!...
      So why should a sane girl do the same?,..
      Sorry dear!...
      He will soon come around and tell you stories that touch...make sure you collect enough money from him before dumping him...

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  13. *Skrims an wecks surddenly* "No!!!! E shool show me my haed of goat".

    *ah, eat woss a nite-may.

    Gud moaning efriwon

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    1. Good morning my darling villager 😘😘😘

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  14. That moment when you want to stunt on the gram by posting a swim suit Sexy booty pic on instagram and then you remember that your two brothers follow you on instagram
    One of your aunts follow you on instagram
    One family friend pastor that always thought you were a prude also follow you on instagram and then you receive sense and delete all the pictures from your phone and maintain.

    That was my life yesterday.

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  15. Good morning
    Blessed day to y'all

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  16. Yesterday's anonymous post was lot mhen😁😁
    Have fruitful week y'all.

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    1. My dear o ..eleyi gi di gan
      532 !!!!! I wonder wetin una dey confess ooo

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    2. Gudmorin dear
      Yesterday na bomb ooo

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  17. I saw a snake and a fish pursuing me in my dream. Please what does it mean?

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    1. Means you'll be a snake hunter and a fisherman.

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    2. You will soon get pregnant or already are.
      You are welcome

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    3. It means witchcraft!...
      Someone has bewitched you!...
      Pray
      Pray
      Pray!!...

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  18. Good morning, folks. Have a blessed and fruitful week.

    BV Miss Ess, ill give you a call later today.. Be strong abeg

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  19. Some comments on this blog are so hilarious.
    Someone said yesterday . That someone's Dic* is as short as a broken HB pencil ✏️
    Such an interesting blog.
    I'm counting my little blessings and I'm grateful to be alive.
    Lovely day everyone

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    1. Lmao,abeg which post o.Make I go read laugh.

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  20. Omasiri you said my IQ is zero? I won't be surprised if you are among those that mailed me and I gave them 150k business ideas. I have experienced enough not to be surprised at anything as long as human being is concerned. Thanks

    I am still enjoying that party jollof rice, I think it will finish today

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    1. Cutiebee, yes I said it that your IQ is zero because your begging tactics is really pathetic,else I don't see why crayfish should be your problem on yesterday's SP.
      I,Omasiri mail you for 150k biz idea? This is laughable. You really wish my dear. Look at my ID very well,I mean use hypo or jik to wash your begging eyes and look at my blog ID very well....does that ID/moniker sound or look like your mate/class in anything?
      Your ID is synonymous with begging. Live with it.

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  21. Stella, I know its the MO & BO post that cracked you up.
    Kikikikiki

    I read every comment typed, even the ones yet untyped in the bellies of BVs.

    Have a great day y'all.

    Trust God even when you don't understand what's going on.

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  22. Who has used Nano half caste whitening cream? It's not working for me. I'm rather getting dark despite the fact that I added milk, egg and skineal.

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    1. Ewww at milk and egg...
      Try Pela half caste cream!...

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    2. Gross!!! How can you add milk and egg to your cream...ewww

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    3. Anon Nano half caste...did you exfoliate for like one week prior to using the cream? Which soap are you using? Use clear therapy plus soap and add Q7 carrot gold serum to the cream. If you nor white,know that it is a sign from your village people that you should maintain your natural colour.

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  23. Top of the morning to y'all.

    Monday please be nice.
    Atheist you are a clown!

    #OffIgo
    #ItoldYouIamAlsoQueenOfHastags.
    #CookieAreYouStillAliveSayHiToQuickieForMe
    #InaDoYouKnowTheMeaningOfYourNameInIbibio?
    #BelovedMyCocrusherAcidIsStillInTheMarketO.
    #Yesterday'sAnonymousPostWasTheTruth
    #NowIdontFeelLikeGoing.
    #LemmeGosha

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  24. Advice from an 80 year old man...
    1. Have a firm handshake.
    2. Look people in the eye.
    3. Sing in the shower.
    4. Own a great sound system.
    5. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.
    6. Don't expect life to be fair.
    7. Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.
    8. Always accept an outstretched hand.
    9. Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
    10. Whistle.
    11. Avoid sarcastic remarks.
    12. Choose your life's partner carefully. From this one decision will come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery.
    13. Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out.
    14. Lend only those books you never care to see again.
    15. Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that they have.
    16. When playing games with children, let them win.
    17. Give people a second chance, but not a third.
    18. Be romantic.
    19. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
    20. Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems.
    21. Don't allow the phone to interrupt important moments. It's there for our convenience, not the caller's.
    22. Be a good loser.
    23. Be a good winner.
    24. Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret.
    25. When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go.
    26. Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born.
    27. Keep it simple.
    28. Beware of the person who has nothing to lose.
    29. Don't burn bridges. You'll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river.
    30. Live your life so that your epitaph could read, No Regrets
    31. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life, you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the ones you did.
    32. Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.
    33. Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you.
    34. Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you.
    35. Visit friends and relatives when they are in hospital; you need only stay a few minutes.
    36 . Begin each day with some of your favourite music.
    37. Once in a while, take the scenic route.
    38. Send a lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, 'Someone who thinks you're terrific.'
    39. Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice.
    40. Keep a note pad and pencil on your bed-side table. Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m.
    41. Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job.
    42. Send your loved ones gifts and tokens. Think of a reason later.
    43. Make someone's day by paying their bus fare.
    44. Become someone's hero.
    45. Marry only for love not out of pity or desperation.
    46. Count your blessings.
    47. Compliment the meal when you're a guest in someone's home.
    48. Wave at the children on a school bus.
    49. Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people.
    50. Show empathy to the old and frail, you too will someday become old.
    Top of the morning to you!

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  25. Yay..I love Mondays..Good morning everybody but special shoutout 2 the queen and boss of dis blog (chief) and Chi Exotic i like ur responses yesturday on the anonymous post.Choi the lies on yesterday's anonymous post was sometin else...The lies might even make d devil 2 shiver in fear...choi i fear who no fear dis people..lol

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    1. Lol, na only sex, supey, gay, n more sex be their secret naa, nothing intriguing.

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  26. Yay..I love Mondays..Good morning everybody but special shoutout 2 the queen and boss of dis blog (chief) and Chi Exotic i like ur responses yesturday on the anonymous post.Choi the lies on yesterday's anonymous post was sometin else...The lies might even make d devil 2 shiver in fear...choi i fear who no fear dis people..lol

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    1. Hahahahahaha...
      Some might not be lies oh!.,
      Things are happening!...

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  27. Good morning fam...Grant me my heart desire as i celebrate my birthday tomorrow. Good morning y'all

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  28. Good morning Stella and bvs, I hate Monday's which I can sleep all day, my uncle died over the weekend but instead of been sad we are all happy cuz the man has been terribly ill and finally he gets to rest peacefully,sickness is the worst thing that can happen to anyone.

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    1. Eya may his soul rest in peace Amen, take heart gifty

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    2. Gudmorin dear
      Rip to ur uncle

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    3. Morning Gifty. Sorry about your uncle

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  29. To get girls.
    Unilag... πŸ‘‰Buy her iPhone 7
    Uniport... πŸ‘‰Take her shopping
    Unical... πŸ‘‰Promise her calabar carnival
    Imt....πŸ‘‰u must be a musician
    Esut... πŸ‘‰U must be a cultist
    Unn.... πŸ‘‰Speak big English
    Unizik... Buy her food
    Imsu... πŸ‘‰Take her to night club
    Nekede.... πŸ‘‰Buy her suya
    OKo poly... πŸ‘‰Do assignment for her
    Ansu.... πŸ‘‰Send her recharge card #100
    Nwafor orizu...πŸ‘‰post her pic on facebook
    Ebsu.... πŸ‘‰Tell her u stay in onitsha
    Absu....πŸ‘‰promise to make her miss absu
    Delsu.... πŸ‘‰Tell her ur brother is a militant
    Auchi poly... πŸ‘‰Just wear gold
    Uniben... πŸ‘‰Carry laptop (they love yahoo guys)
    If u doubt me u can use ur mb and argue with ur ancestorsπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘Ž
    I have said my mindπŸ‘Š✌️

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    1. Lolzzz Auchi poly cracked me up.

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      But I disagree with Unizik's own. Ha! Like how Na?
      LMAO @ tell her u stay in Onitsha🀣

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    3. πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
      Ancestor no argument

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    4. Biko e jooor unizik own na wash ooo

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  30. Yipeeeee.
    made it to Monday, I'm forever grateful Lord Jesus.
    even though I'm not where I ought to be yet, but I'm glad to be where I am now....
    Biko I'm looking for angel investors to invest in me and I promise not to disappoint... thank you

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  31. Morning everyone and have a lovely week ahead!

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  32. LAFF WAN KILL ME DIE (LWKMD)😜

    A graduate in Biology from Akungba was having
    difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the daily newspapers for a job at a zoo.
    In the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla, which had been tourists attraction has died so they needed someone to dress up and pretend as gorilla. The graduate was embarrassed, but since the salary was okay, he accepted the job. The first day, he put on the gorilla skin and entered the cage, he started jumping up and down, beat his chest and roared like gorilla. The next day, he put on a gorilla skin and started moving around the zoo again and mistakenly entered another cage and found himself staring at a lion. The lion roared and rushed towards him. The scared graduate quickly forgot that he is a gorilla and started shouting like human, "Help! Help!" The lion leaped onto him, knocked him to the ground and whispered in his ear, "Tony, it's me Mike, your course mate." No job for this country oo.

    (Don't laugh πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ alone, share to graduates and undergraduates.)

    Can't laugh alone πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

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  33. Good morning everyone, I just came here to wish Beloved a happy birthday. that moment when nobody knows you're a twin. I pray the lord will shock your enemies with your blessing same way he shocked my neighbours seeing my twin. kikiki. bye.

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    1. Awww so cute and generous of you..I am just smiling silly now

      Thanks a bunch dear. .love you

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  34. Good morning BV's...May this week bring forth divine favour and Mercy for everyone ....Amen

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  35. Una good morning lovely beeveeeeeees.

    So I read somewhere about one english teacher from the east who said men should marry young girls that just finished waec because they are young,naive and beautiful and I was gobmacked to my greatest surprise his fellow randy men were in full support,I just weak for this our obodo nigeria where people still think backwards no wonder we are still a developing country.God knows how many young champ that idiot has slept with shattering their dreams and aspiration.

    Anonymous post always lit,I give all of una beyonce hand.

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  36. Good morning Stella, plesse don't do any post on Kayan Mata as requested by a bv,it's jazz and I trust u not to support it,so many desperate ladies out there yet that cannot keep their man.

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    1. Lol..mi I saw that your comment yesterday.lol

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    2. But i'm really curious na. Keeping men is hardwork

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    3. Who said she should do a post on kayanmata?
      What we are saying is she should do a post on jazz generally, so ppl can learn.

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  37. As you rise up this monday morning, may the Almighty God make the winds of favour to arise from all corners of the world and locate you. By His grace, you'll always dig and find water. You'll plant and reap plenty. May God, open doors of opportunities unto you and your family. The presence of God shall go with you and His hand of love shall be upon you for good. You're unstoppable. It's well with you and your household in Jesus name...

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  38. So next up is Tayan Tailor!... Tayan if u are in Gidi, let me know so we go see a movie today and if u r shy πŸ˜† don't worry, just name the network of your choice and let me know how to get thru to ya!

    Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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    1. Obviously na Ashawo you be!!!you dey find something.

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    2. Got the airtime baby
      God bless u soooooooo much😘

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  39. Call me crazy but I love to see people happy and succeeding. Life is a journey not a competition. When you rejoice with others, the world will rejoice with you. What goes around will surely comes around.

    Off to school. Shout-out to the lovely souls on this blog. I love SDKB, I love the blog visitors and I love Stella. Ciao.

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  40. Good morning everybody!Stella how market?Lol.Some women are full of character,and I wonder sometimes. Yesterday night my neighbour's wife called him that she is tired of the marriage. No quarrel, no fights.Though the man is abit old and they have been TTC for sometimes now.But I ask my self what will her quit like that? Are the only person seeking for the fruits of the womb?The man has been demoralised since that yesterday as the wife left this morning and vow never to come back to the man's house again! I pity the man.

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    1. Serves the man right!...
      That's what he get for wasting his youth breaking women's heart!...

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  41. Lost a dear dear friend, can't concentrate, can't wrap it around my head. So much pain.

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  42. Good morning lovelies. We are up and about, in top form after the long holiday and fit to brace all odds. Still lounging with the twinnies as the others return sometime this week, i'm missing them too much but hey, i need the break from monitoring and nurturing routine. Thank you Baba God. You are awesome.

    The traffic is tight and slow don't really know, too many people on the drivetime, pray we beat the lock on time. It's training week again, learning new strategies to match new prospects. Basically, it's brainstorming week.

    The hilarious post I think was the mouth odor and body odor post. Hahaha. Odor that leaves a legacy and one that leaves the owner's body out of itself.
    Anonymous post late sunday has 500+ comments? Una dey try. Biko, reading at lunch hour. Weldone guys.

    Wishing you all a nice fabulous week.
    King XOXO Mystery... The break is over. Show thyself.

    Kisses a bunch.

    Turning up my music Imaranma by Eben...
    Imaranma aaaa Papa
    Imaranma aaaa Eze

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    1. Beautiful morning lovelies
      Nice week ahead to y'all

      #SmartMarketer

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  43. it's Monday again!!!!
    πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜“πŸ™πŸ˜­πŸ˜’

    Good morning better people, all the best this week.

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  44. Good morning Stella.

    Happy blessed week to us all.

    Atheist boo where you dey now? good morning to you.

    Cookie, Rhoda Rex and Blackberry I hail o

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  45. An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and
    an Hausa man
    were lost in a forest and then
    captured by
    cannibals. The king of the
    cannibals told the
    prisoners that they could live if
    they pass a
    trial. The first step was to go deep
    into the
    forest and get ten pieces of the
    same kind of
    fruits. The three men went their
    separate ways
    to gather fruits.
    The Yoruba man came back and
    said to the
    king,”I brought 10 apples.”
    Then the king explained the trial to
    him,”You
    have to swallow the fruits without
    any
    expression on your face or you will
    be killed.
    The first apple went in, but on the
    second one,
    he winced out in pain, so he was
    killed.
    The Igbo man arrived and showed
    the king ten
    berries. When the king explained
    the trial to
    him, he thought to himself that
    this should be
    easy…. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8and on the
    ninth berry, he
    burst out in laughter and was
    killed.
    The Yoruba man and Igbo man
    met in heaven
    and the Yoruba man asked,”Why
    did you laugh?
    You almost got away with the
    trial.”
    The Igbo man replied,”I couldn’t
    help it, when I
    saw the Hausa man coming with
    Watermelons!”
    Have a beautiful day all.

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  46. “There are six things which Jehovah hateth; Yea, seven which are an abomination unto him: Haughty eyes, a lying tongue, And hands that shed innocent blood; A heart that deviseth wicked purposes, Feet that are swift in running to mischief, A false witness that uttereth lies, And he that soweth discord among brethren. My son, keep the commandment of thy father, And forsake not the law of thy mother:

    When thou walkest, it shall lead thee; When thou sleepest, it shall watch over thee; And when thou awakest, it shall talk with thee. For the commandment is a lamp; and the law is light; And reproofs of instruction are the way of life:”
    ‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭6:16-20, 22-23‬ ‭ASV

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  47. Good morning good people of SDKB...

    Will soon leave for work, traffic please leave Mondays alone o. Lasgidi and traffic na wa!

    Chikito Sis, congrats on your new offer and change of level. More will come in Jesus name. God that did yours will do mine too. Amen.

    Queen and boss, your advises on yesterday's anonymous post na die! Wetin! Lol.

    Today will be full of good surprises and testimonies in Jesus name. Amen.

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    1. Hahahahahahahahaha...
      Cyndy what's up?...
      I pity Lagosians that leave the house early...

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  48. Hi darlings....

    OK bye

    Back to my enjoyment
    The kind of enjoyment I have been in for days, only God knows.. Okay what's popping? What's new? Who are the new popular bvs?? Who are the bvs that formed they don't want to be popular and still found a way to be popular or still trying to stylishly be popular. LMAO.. This blog makes me laugh


    Cookie my love ,I miss you so much o. I'll soon be available soon. I love you plenty boo boo. Chikito baby, I Luh you.. Lagos babe ,my one and only boo boo kitty.
    Bloggie, Iphiey, and other boos of mine, kisses..

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    1. You've been MIA, Where hv u been?

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    2. Hahahahaha at people that want to get popular...
      Where is that fake queen and boss?...
      I laugh whenever I see her comment...she sound like Pepper ose Oku!...

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    3. Fabby 😘😘😘😘😘

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    4. Gudmorin
      I miss u too dearπŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

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    5. Morning fab mum. Good to see you. How have you been??

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  49. House help me pls.
    I had a dream this morning that my husband's boss came to our house and bought one of our matresses together with blanket and he paid me. Meanwhile my husband had already informed me that he was coming to buy those things. When he had gone and I came out to the veranda, I saw one woman washing clothes, her children were with her. I was surprised cos my veranda's gate was locked and each neighbour to his own apartment. I greeted her and she ignored me and eyed me, I moved closer and greeted her two more times before she answered and I asked her who she was looking for, she answered and mentioned my neighbor's name, I flared up and pointed to the person's apartment, I shouted at her and told her to pack her things and leave immediately, my neighbor also came out and pleaded with me that the woman is her guest and that it was a mistake. After she left I examined my padlock and discovered that she had used the wrong key to open it and damaged it in the process. I went back to my neighbor and shouted at them again, telling them that they will have to replace the damaged padlock. I woke up thereafter and I have been scared since then.
    Meanwhile my husband left home very early this morning to take up a new job in another state. Our business have not been doing fine these days, we hardly feed well with it and there are bills to pay so he decided to get a paid job and leave the business for me alone to manage. I'm so confused. Pls help. Thanks.

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  50. Still on the bed sleeping and waiting for resumption date.
    May this week be prosperous to us.

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  51. God am very weak this morning...Why?

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  52. Good morning bvns..
    I m 8weeks gone and my appetite is on zero level. All I want is pepper(just licking yaji) and fruits. My mouth is sour, no spitting or vomiting though but I dey sleep like mumu sha,I dey tire quick,cramps too. Momma say I dey lucky say some women own dey tough. I m worried about not having appetite. Any advice???
    God let it be twins, Ameen. I go just hang boots. #God'sGrace #FirstPregnancy.

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    1. Congratulations!
      I can only imagine how happy and excited u feel.
      And proud tooπŸ˜‚

      But u have to eat. You have to feed that little bun u are soo proud of and who u love so fiercely even without seeing him yet. Or in ur case them. Lol
      You need to eat to feed them.
      Some peeps lose appetite when Preggers. I do.
      But I found a way around it.
      I eat once. I usually have cravings so with each pregnancy,it was different. But whatever good craving it was(the only one I wanted and could manage to eat I mean) I made sure I ate it once.
      I had fruits daily. Never missed it. Note that it's very important. And I tried to take at least 2 cups of water. Might sound small but believe me taking those two cups of water is a feat unimaginable! It can be likened to me defeating the North Korean Army single-handedly. That's how I always feel.

      But then again,don't worry. Ur appetite may improve. And then u can eat more.
      Jisike dear.

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    2. Pepper ??? Pregnancy hormones di kwa whosky.lol


      God let it be twins o or quadruplets

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    3. Morning cupid. God will see you through

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  53. I woke feeling so unloved. It hurts!

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  54. Boring Anonymous Night Post.

    Until I got to the part someone asked flavor of pizza.
    Not funny,I know but I haven't stopped laughing.I just can't....

    So my best quote from a movie is "The royal penis is clean My Lord"

    No matter what's going on,how stressed or frustrated I am,that quote never ceases to get me smiling again.Everybody should have that.Something that's guaranteed to brighten your countenance.

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    1. Lmao
      Na me ask o
      I hate that pizza once In my life AND I hate it,na why I ask o
      But wait is it not flavor u guys call it? I heard there's peppered one,mushroom and pineapple

      Biko explain so I don't make a fool out of myself in public abeg

      I don't like cold Stone too,its too sweet😩

      Chaaaaaiii Ibk u localπŸ˜‚

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  55. Good morning bv's, have a blissful day and week ahead.

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  56. I made it this morning, it can only be God.

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  57. Otutu Oma Chineke, Good morning Stella and all Bvs, waoooo i made it to SP today, may our day be Blessed and FAVOUR, do have a great day all

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  58. Good morning fams. Went to two different weddings on Saturday, the ist one we attended the church wedding which was top notch in my locality but we decided to attend the other's reception as he was closer to fam and he has really helped us alot. OK you know I don't play with party jellof rice and that's why I followed mum sheepishly to both occasions. On getting to the reception everywhere was a little bit empty aaah for this recession na em dem never come plenty that means rice go reach all of us. Dj was busy hammering one song to the other, mum was seated near to him and within few minutes started complaining that her ear drum was about to explode, told her is normal and she will soon get use to it. Few minutes time the mc arrived and started shouting like a local fowl that one could barely hear what he was saying, as if that wasn't enough torture already guy man introduced his assistance mc and that was the last straw that broke the Carmel's back. Hmm both began to struggle for who will outsmart the other, at that moment I remembered the day my teacher thought us about noise in secondary school and it's different categories, both were jumping like some headless chicken and couldn't do shi. I observed the disappointment from people as they didn't only frown but they murmured as well. Wetin concern me she na rice carry me come here
    It came like a thunder both when mum asked that we present his gift and leave as she couldn't stand it anymore. Eeeh meee I'm not going anywhere heeee please let's stay for like few minutes and before we knew it, they started sharing food.
    My brothers and sisters, to the glory of my maker they started from our table chaaai I don't want to describe the meal abeg today na Monday. I raise Beyonce hand for the cook cos they did wonders.
    I ate ate and ate and as for what those noise makers were doing e no longer concern me. We left while they were about cutting the cake by then more than half the people have left as well but my own joy is that whaaaaaat?
    I ate jellof rice

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  59. Whoever dropped this comment on the Annonymous night post is a certified MUMU no worry continue sending money to one human being in America it will shock you to know that he's been saving his money to come marry a girl in Nigeria.
    "Am dating two guys, one is in USA and the other in Abuja. The USA guy has not sent me dime, rather I pay for his bills there by sending him money through western union. The painful thing I love him so much and the guy in Abuja has minimal job yet I extract his little money and send to the one in USA. USA guy is coming this may I sent part of his flight ticket money because he ran into trouble there and the money was from the Abuja guy which he doesn't know. I feel guilty because I don't love the Abuja guy."

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  60. Baby shopping tomorrow. Gnyt lovelies

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  61. Enter your comment...that Nano cream and d soup don't work anything. please change it. u will keep getting darker.

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  62. Ah, I've just been looking at Debbie Rise' post bbn photos and I'm convinced that who ever was selecting her clothes and giving her during the show is from the pit of hell.

    In fact Debbie' clothes, hair, make up in the house everything capital zero.
    Chai, I no believe say Debbie fit fine like this. Coman see how the girl was just looking like a house help through out the show. Please packaging is EVERYTHING o. Debbie, if you were looking half this good when you were in the house, I'm sure that you'd have won more votes. My people say the eye will eat the food before the mouth touches it abi *off to assess my wardrobe.

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  63. Good morning great people. Cutiebee dont mind them. Continue to enjoy your jollof rice, one day God might pick up your bills. Instead of complaining, why not praise God and see His Hands on you. Many people are looking to be in your shoes that you dont have sickness but you are complaining of what to do.

    Yesterday in the church was really hot. My dearest friends here, if you want to give out your things to people, please annoint it with the blood of Jesus because you might not know who will use it against you.

    One woman was brought to the church, she was really sick, Partial strokes either on the left or right hand, and on her right or left legs, she was paralysed for a whole 1 year and 1 month all because of anger. She had gone to different places for her to be healed, gone to hospitals but all the same. Nobody told her what exactly is her problem until a friend brought her to meet my Bishop.

    He called her and told her who did you offend that gave you this stroke, she said she quarreled with her sister because of her necklace the sister took and refused to give her back. He told her you said a lot of hurtful words about your sister, forgetting that her daughter stays with you and the daughter had to tell the mother all what you said. The woman said, she refused to give my chain she borrowed from me and there was exchange of words. She sent her own junior sister to get the chain back. The senior sister she quarreled with because of the chain wanted it but instead of saying, i wont return back to you, she used ogboju eyes collect it and had to send partial stroke to her sister.
    God be praised after prayers, she was able to raise her hands up for over 1 year she could not lift the hands and was told what to do so that she will be ok.

    Na my question is this how will this woman feel now, that she knew where her problem is coming from and to the person she loved and called families. Like i say everybody is a SUSPECT.

    Learn to keep our mouth shut and not say words that are hurtful because we dont know who will use it against us. The woman was annoyed but i know she did not mean to use hurtful words but what can she do when both of them allowed the devil to come in.

    Thank God for a bright new day. God is always on the throne for His children. Already in the office and thanking God for a lovely day.

    I had a stupid dream this morning where i saw Gifty, Kemen hahahahahaha. May God help us and deliver us from immorality acts in the dream.

    Let me go and get a cup this morning.

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  64. I forgot to say happy Birthday to beloved.
    May God bless you dear
    Comment under here so I click on your mail for your gift

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  65. Gooodmorning all,still in bed and not wanting to get up... No wrk today.... Think i missed some posts yesterday... Lemme go and read the anonymous post... Be right bck....

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    1. Hey baiby, gud moaning to yhu.
      do aff a loffly weak.

      Leaf anonimos pose, d lais dere ah kronik enof to brink d daed bak to laif, if raid to dia earing.

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