Hope you are having a good one? Jollof rice on my mind#butwhosai!
OMOTOLA BRIANNA IS FACE OF IHN AGAIN
" they hate you when they feel threatened by you. It's not a competition but I'm always winning " lol
And to those ranting. I had a good laugh with my friends. I'm naturally unbothered.
Beautiful drammarian!..LOL
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MERCY MERCY.....PLEASE PATRONIZE MERCY
Good day Madam Stella,
I say make I send my picture as face of IHN... I dnt know Y i love U Madam Stella but you are holding my favour (Smile YES)....... Pls, help me to release it for Christ's sake. I hail all d blog visitors.... Especially, Pastor's daughter, Queen n Boss, Peacemaker, Doppegangar, Elastic, Em jay, BlogLord una doh ohh. My name is Meme or MERCIFOTO. I'm a lady photographer.... I base in Ojota Ogudu Lagos... I can handle ur event photo coverage for u. 09079414128
Nice one Mercy!
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STANLEY COVERS IHN
Hello Mrs Kirk
Happy Easter Monday to u and all bvs in house.May his resurrection bring to life all dat needs resurrection in our life.
Halleyah our king maker is risen.kisses and hugs.
My dear oh,since you decide to change my name,make me sef change your Stacey to Stanley...lol
Enjoy the rest of the day.
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LADY WHO SNOOPED WRITES IN
Stella you are a darling. God bless your beautiful soul. I had a heart to heart talk with my husband and he apologised for everything. He even deleted the lady's number in my presence and sent her a message that he loves his wife and would never cheat on her. Yes you are right.
He isn't a serial cheat at all. I just felt betrayed by the messages which he said he was just playing around. I was just angry and I apologized for slapping and hitting him. Long story short, we have settled now and the love is stronger. Leave him ke? Nooo na initial gra gra been de worry me o!
I love my husband o! Where would i find this kind of man again? He practically worships the ground I walk on. He tells everyone about me. the first time I walked into his office, His colleagues were flocking around to see me. I even checked the girl out on facebook she no even reach sef! Mscheeewwwww.
Thanks for all the advice. God bless you all. I won't snoop again o! Don't want unnecessary heart ache at my young age abeg
Nice one
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SAD STORY -JOB NEEDED IN BENIN
Dear Stella, I'm a blog visitor from Benin. I used to send you pictures of items for adverts on the blog. I'm currently a 300level student from the University of Benin.
I'm crying as I type this because I never knew that a day like would ever come. The hardship is too much, I can't lie that I'm an orphan because I have an aged mother but she's very sick.
My uncle who sees to my upkeep said he doesn't have money anymore and that I should stop coming to his house,his wife sends money every month and she's a house wife,now she put to bed and the money has stopped coming .
I can't quit now after all the suffering I have been through to get to this point. At my age I have sold so many things just to keep going but because I eat and do other things,the business never stands. I can't even go home because I won't recover my transport. I only call my mum once in a while
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I need a weekend job in Benin or evening job that or any kind of decent job that would put food on my table without disruption of my academic activities. I'm a good and hardworking girl. Stella please help me by posting on your blog.
I hardly have data to visit the blog like I used to. Here's my phone number 09085067884
Thank you for helping me (with faith)
May God bless you more.
Please if you have a job,reach out and help..please I beg.
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LIVE IN NANNY NEEDED
Pls i need a live-in nanny aged 35- 45yrs in Lagos. God fearing,caring and faithful. Salary is attractive. The person should contact me on 08028977355.
Ib.
Disclaimer
Shine your eyes oh and be careful of allowing strange people handle your kids..I would never ever recommend this but since you ask,SDK Blog will not be responsible for any reactions that come out of this if it goes south.
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UBER DRIVER NEEDED
Please I need a driver to work for me.
Kindly find below my criteria for application:
-He/She must reside in Lagos (Obalende, Yaba, Ebutte Meta axis will be an added advantage).
-Experienced in Uber driving management.
-Possess a proactive, truthful and timely persona.
-Must be able to speak, read and write.
-Willing to start ASAP and provide atleast two guarantors.
Contact me on: 5655A0AD (BBM PIN)
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Breast Prosthesis Are Sold In Lagos?
An elderly friend of mine just had a mastectomy and I were I stay, there is no place where such is sold. But I am in right now for a few days, Please if any BV has an idea where I can purchase it in Lagos, I will be grateful.
. I could be reached with this email address :teamallabt@gmail.com.
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SAD AND DOWN
Hi Stella, pls keep me anonymous and please treat as urgency!!!!
I'm a silent and ardent reader of yours and please keep the good work going! The lord is your strength...
I'm a young lady in my mid-twenties, I got married two years ago to my best friend who is not based in Nigeria. We've been trying all our possible best just for me to join him over there but all to no avail!!
Since we got married, we've seen just once and communicate very well on phone but the problem is I'm getting really frustrated,left to me I'm not a fan of living abroad apart from vacations, I feel like my life is just on hold,i don't have a baby yet...he makes me happy,I go on different trips just for me to be happy and I have a business of my own..
.I live a boring and lonely life and it's killing me already.....I don't know what to do anymore!!!!!!! Advices please
Thanks in advance, I'll b reading comments!
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Kayanmata A MUST READ FROM BV
Hello Stella, Many are wallowing in ignorance. They have sold their souls to the devil without knowing. It is about kayanmata and the deep research I made about it. My fiance is a music artiste and sometimes I am scared of the fans and distractions from women.
He loves s§x too so I was looking for how to pleasure him intensely WHEN we get married. I heard of kayanmata and added some sellers on WhatsApp. They have this slogan: herbs not Jazz which is a strategy to deceive people. So I added them and explain I am getting married this year so I want to be fully prepared for my wedding night.
They gave me their lists - Adodun or intoxic (it is an IFA divination item that intoxicates your spouse without his freewill. (African traditional religion), gindin ayu, (a strange creature used even if the wife dies the man will not be able to move on.
This contradicts God's view of marriage which releases humans from the bond of marriage with death. Attraction oils(I googled this and was introduced to voodoo, lovespells, witchcraft, occult, magic, etc) Enchanters - why would you want to use enchantment on your spouse? ( The bible says no enchantment shall prevail against Jacob, no divination against Israel) .
Turaren wuta- if your spouse cheats on you he should return to you with his senses and not through this spell, Chicken herbs stops working when you put to birth, the blood that flows from childbirth destroys this particular jazz.
All these and more I discovered. Please women let not marriage lead you to hell. I don't blame you, the pains of a cheating spouse is hard to bear but then this is the worst way of seeking love and happiness. Short but deadly. He returns but under the influence of a spell. If you had not done what you did would he have returned? Let him return of his own freewill or God's intervention else the price you pay is extremely great.
Satan never told Eve she will die. The sellers' slogan is herbs not jazz. Your soul is more precious. Two forces are at war on this earth. God and satan. Go into a deep research with sincerity led by the Holy spirit. Don't be gullible. Men have you seen what you have pushed your wives to?
Continue cheating.
God says those that want to be unrighteous should continue. Rev 22:11. You wouldn't know why you suddenly loved her so much and became faithful. When God told you to be faithful and not commit adultery you refused to listen now the devil has gotten you and you have hearken albeit not with you true senses and freewill.
Seek forgiveness and mercy from the most high God and let love, faithfulness and the fear of God rule our marriages, Amen. He that has an ear let him hear.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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RIP BABY BOY
Blog visitor Funke was asking for help last week to either have someone quickly buy off their car or help out Financially so that they could pay the hospital bills of their baby who was born preterm via CS and was in an incubator because his lungs did not develop well.
Her baby boy returned to God yesterday Sunday and she wants to thank everyone on this blog who stood by her.I am so heart broken by this news....
If you want to reach out to her with words to encourage her.the number to call is 08088956618.
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DELIVERY TO HOUSTON
Good day Stella, hope you are doing well? Please I have some items to send to Houston, Texas in USA. Please I will appreciate if there is anyone travelling or if anyone can recommend a trustworthy courier service, I am based Lagos. Please I can be contacted on 08119018723. Thanks a lot, I will be really grateful
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WICKED LEADERS
We are celebrating people dat their father spoil Nigeria.What a country,after all,Abdulsalam Abubakar as a military head of state looted b4 handing over to OBJ d greatest thief in Nigeria.People are suffering,no food,no jobs etc .People dey vex o.I was working in NPA when OBJ took over frm Abdulsalam Abubakar.My Dept in NPA, Environmental Pollution control and Crude Oil Dept was Transferred to Abdulsalam Abubakar all in the name of Port concession.
We have just spent four years, that was how we were sacked without Compensation. Only one month salary dey paid us.The Name of Abdulsalam company that is now doing the jobs is African circle pollution Management Limited.
Instead of the company to Employ us dey brought all their children,friends and family from the North to Be working there.
Stella,Pls if you have the General contact,Pls do your Investigations.They have shared Nigeria.This is why there is suffering in the land and their Children are enjoying alone what millions of Nigerians suppose to be enjoying.Wicked Leaders in the Land.
One day God will fight our battles for us against this wicked people.if you have General Abdulsalam's contact you can send to me or help me contact him and let him know.Thank you.This is the court of the common man.....
Emmy please show this to Umar..
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Are you a house owner in Port harcourt?
Do you have a self contain or boys quarter that is not occupied and you are willing to rent it out at an affordable price, very very affordable price?
I am a female and i am urgently in need of accommodation. I will take care of your property and be a good tenant. I wont cause you any regret or trouble.
I can be reached on 09056854226
I cant afford agent fees, drink money etc, so if you are an agent, please dont contact me.
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Happy Easter beeveeleons
ReplyDeleteHope y'all having a nice time?
Have a nice day ahead..!!
Ola dear
DeleteHow was birthday party naw?
About the kaya mata ish...its no jazz pls. Stop misleading people with your ill fetched research... kaya mata is far different from jazz. I am not oblivious of the fact that women smtyms do the extreme to keep their men,but kayan mata is not that...how can items organically produced be termed as jazz... is tightening the vagina jazz? Is sweetening it jazz? Biko grow up and moreso,negodu. You go dey alright.
Deleteseen
ReplyDelete#GODWIN™
There is something I would have love to share on here, but am just to lazy to type, anyways I will let it slide, maybe some other time.
ReplyDeleteChikito my 'booboolicious diva' how far👪, Ayam still waiting ni 😁😁😁.
NwaAmake where are you babes????
Blogrity be doing off and on like Ikeja Electrics.
Don't be lazy
DeleteShare!
Brianna Brianna, you come send pic?? Mercifoto I see you baby.
DeleteStella u be character, I was surprise when I saw Stanley.
Herbs not jazz? Things dey happen Ohh.
IHN is indeed loaded today.
I have been thinking how dd things degenerate to this level? Should we blame it to economic recession or d accessibility t d internet by all n sundry
ReplyDeleteWhich things o jare
Delete*on
DeleteDear whoever is reading this, I understand how rough things are right now. I just want to let you know that things will get better, I promise. Keep holding on just a little bit longer. I know you feel like nobody really cares. You’re wrong, stop denying it. I care, otherwise I wouldn’t be writing this. You’re not alone, we may be miles away but we’re all going through the same things. Please keep holding on.
ReplyDeleteYou care? "Rme*
DeleteIn words, action or both?
Wow nice sigh out.....
ReplyDeleteI will be trolling today blame me not, I took a bottle of chilled coke n am high👼👼👼👼👼
*sign
DeleteCan you judge who is the better person out of these 3 ?
ReplyDeleteMr A - He had friendship with bad politicians, consults astrologers, two wives, chain smoker, drinks eight to 10 times a day.
Mr B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps till noon, used opium in college & drinks whiskey every evening.
Mr C - He is a decorated war hero, a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, doesn't drink and never cheated on his wife.
You would say Mr.C
right?
But..
Mr. A was Franklin Roosevelt! ( 32nd President of the USA)
Mr. B was Winston Churchill!! (Former British Prime Minister)
Mr C Was ADOLF HITLER!!!
Strange but true..
Its risky to judge anyone by his habits !
Character is a complex phenomenon.
So every person in your life is important, don't judge them, accept them.
Three beautiful thoughts
1. None can destroy iron, but its own rust can!
Likewise, none can destroy a person, but his own mindset can.
2. Ups and downs in life are very important to keep us going, because a straight line even in an E.C.G. means we are not alive.
3. The same Boiling Water that hardens the egg, Will Soften the Potato!
It depends upon Individual's reaction To stressful circumstances!
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DeleteHello dear
Sometimes we look at other people and think they make it look so easy. But you never know what that person is going through behind the scenes. Give grace and mercy because one day you’ll need it in return!@ Victoria Osteen
ReplyDeleteSorry for your loss Funke, God knows best.
ReplyDeleteMay God grant you and your family the fortitude to bear the loss.
Hi Omotola and Mercy. Let me finish crocheting my hair, my hands hurt though but knowing the end result will be beautiful gives me strength to continue.
Sound and Down Lady you didn't state what the challenge is. I am not understanding your mail.
ReplyDelete,*sad,* bv Funke take heart on d loss of ur baby boy, d ones(kids) d Lord wud keep for u n hubby till d end of time wud com.
ReplyDeleteIt's well,!
Mercy aka fruity,u is fine.
ReplyDeleteOmotola,u is fine too but u don't have 'waist'.should I share mine with you?*wiggle wiggle*
Idiot highness,na itk go kill u, that isn't fruitylicious
Delete@mobbys see how you're disgracing your brand by abusing a BV with your business handle. *hiss*
DeleteYou can't make a point without abusing someone. Sometimes I wonder the type of home training some of you have
DeleteIHN!
ReplyDeleteThe sign out pics is true...
Babe howfa
DeleteStellar nwunye Korkus haha u don kolo finish changing Stacey to Stanley, don't u think it was a typo on her part? Easy Maami
ReplyDeleteRest in peace little prince.
ReplyDeleteSo you are that mixed race girl in by? You fine tho
DeleteMadam stella,am so sorry I misspell ur name ooo na auto correct cause am .Hope my apology is accepted ? Thank u
ReplyDeleteApology accepted, go n misspell no more
DeleteDon't mind stella o stunning slim shady.
Delete@emjay how are you darl? 💋 Do you know you're my namesake with one of my names? 😁
ReplyDelete@ola wealth and @sugar i saw your shout outs 😗😗
@chike 😂😂 you and emjay who be scatchy scratchy ear most? Okay. See ehn... we don't know who or what happened but na the woman take mouth report herself in my sister's presence at a salon in ph. Naturally everyone thought it was the ex wife, but when she saw the woman years later at the event that one hugged her and was comforting her. So therefore, was the hug a strategy to keep your enemies closer OR it was genuine pity?
@karmaisbitch i saw your SP comment. Awww.... thank you. Yes oh, hardwork makes you stand out. But the annoying part is Nigerians always judge people based on appearance. One boss will overlook you because you're petite and give the responsibility to an 'oversizer'. I work in a male-dominated industry and sometimes the guys act cheeky. Me i no dey laugh with them AT ALL, no matter how funny the joke is. But some are nice sha and we blend well.
Okay oh. On my way to airport to drop my people (2nd batch) I'll miss them 😣
You are Jane!!!!😂😂😂
DeleteMadam u talk too much, concentrate on finding urself a good husband =
DeleteAnon 15:41- you people have left madness talk now to husband? And I'm the jobless one? 😂😂😂 when you get an ID please come with it you chicken livered coward
DeleteOmotola, you are beautiful, keep it up.
ReplyDeleteDear poster, thank God you and your husband have resolved your differences, but continue to pray against any strange woman...
Dear Funke, I am sorry about your son... God will give you double for your pain and by His grace, affliction shall not rise up the second time in Jesus'Name, amen.
Kayanmata, hmmmmm.
How is u ma? Were u able to attend ur friend's wedding? Hope ur leg is healing by d day?
DeleteThe Lord is ur strength.
Sorry about ur Lil cutie funke
DeleteSometimes we look at other people and think they make it look so easy. But you never know what that person is going through behind the scenes. Give grace and mercy because one day you’ll need it in return!
ReplyDeleteOmotola, you are beautiful, keep it up.
ReplyDeleteDear poster, thank God you and your husband have resolved your differences, but continue to pray against any strange woman...
Dear Funke, I am sorry about your son... God will give you double for your pain and by His grace, affliction shall not rise up the second time in Jesus'Name, amen.
Kayanmata, hmmmmm.
OMG!!! So sad the baby died. God bless his soul. So sorry Funke.
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Delete😨Rip to the baby
So sorry funke
Accept my sympathy Fuke.
DeleteMay his soul rest in peace.
Stella told me face of IHN is half picture, but she has been using full pictures since after rejecting mine, wehdone ma🙌🙌
ReplyDeleteAbi o make she kuju change d name to full Pic of ihn😝
DeleteOmotola really?
ReplyDeleteE go be👌
She is asking for it
Delete😊😊😊
Omotola Briana is froshhhh. You don't have to repeat your face you is beautiful and classy.
ReplyDeleteKidjo and her bush rat friends should fuck off.
On sp I cherish the way SandyNeky shit on her head as ANON 8:33, she's worth the curses. Kidjo old mama is shouting not even up to 24. She goat do mouth like python. E-diot of highest order
Pele deardear
DeleteE go be👌
U are a fool.
DeleteGo and die
You must be very stupid to include my name in you peoples nonsence. You really think I have such time, like seriously? Keep ma name out of that your gutter mouth pls. Useless egoat.
DeleteOhhhhh shut that gutter you call mouth, don't ever in ur life drag Sandy into this, beautiful goat.
DeleteSandy darl you knw what this FBG 🐐 is traynna do right, pls click your ignore button.
Hahahahahaha. ....shut up your stupid mouth, why mention people's name here? That's how you E-diot like causing trouble between two peeps because you know they don't flow..agbaya, die,is it your age?😅😅😅😅
DeleteAnd FYI, you can't curse me because I'm a mamalawo.I will use your curse to sew long gown with rope for you and tie it so tight that no being can unloose it.You don't ve the right to use the word E-diot, I coined it.go and coin your own daft grandmama😆😆😆😆
Hmmmmm na you de hype urself? Continue 😙😙
DeleteEka Tre, you sure say you nor borrow your senses give person so? Why would I hype myself or insult myself under anon , will you beat me if I use my id?...I don't need to go under anon to hype. .I let others(like this anonymous E-diot do the hyping for me)
Delete@emjay how are you darl? 💋 Do you know you're my namesake with one of my names? 😁
ReplyDelete@ola wealth and @sugar i saw your shout outs 😗😗
@chike 😂😂 you and emjay who be scatchy scratchy ear most? Okay. See ehn... we don't know who or what happened but na the woman take mouth report herself in my sister's presence at a salon in ph. Naturally everyone thought it was the ex wife, but when she saw the woman years later at the event that one hugged her and was comforting her. So therefore, was the hug a strategy to keep your enemies closer OR it was genuine pity?
@karmaisbitch i saw your SP comment. Awww.... thank you. Yes oh, hardwork makes you stand out. But the annoying part is Nigerians always judge people based on appearance. One boss will overlook you because you're petite and give the responsibility to an 'oversizer'. I work in a male-dominated industry and sometimes the guys act cheeky. Me i no dey laugh with them AT ALL, no matter how funny the joke is. But some are nice sha and we blend well.
Okay oh. On my way to airport to drop my people (2nd batch) I'll miss them 😣
Highness Gwen is coming to count
DeleteLols
DeleteHow u dey?
Chikitooooooooooo🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌.
Delete😘😘😘😘😘😘
DeleteOh! so sorry about that baby that died. Poster, may God replace your loss with twins.
ReplyDeleteWhen I saw that your baby was born at 32wks(8months), I remembered when I was a little girl, I used to hear elders say that most babies born at 8months don't survive and that even 7months have a higher chance of survival but I used to think it was just superstition or something.
May all the pregnant ladies here deliver healthy babies in Jesus name.
Gindin lol its been long I heard that word.but on a serious note,when did kayan mata become jazz?a mixture of coconut,date and tiger nut,how's that jazz,my people?mmmmmm na una sabi
ReplyDeleteThat's kunun aya I think
DeleteHelp me ask o gwen. Even honey n yoghurt mix na jazz too? Hahahahaa, chicken cooked with spice na jazz, world pple.
DeleteRip to the little baby. Madam take care, God will surprise you beyond your expectations, you will recover all you and your husband have lost.
ReplyDeletePeople using Kayanmata and others stop it now.
If only they know the power of kayanmata😯😯😯
DeleteOmotola, u don't need to prove anything to anyone that thinks otherwise of your beauty, we are all beautiful in our own way.
ReplyDeleteI define beauty as someone that is:
Intelligent/brilliant/ smart
Caring
A giver
Loving
One that Forgives
If u don't have all these qualities, even if u look like Kim, u are ugly to me.
Mercy mercy,I love your front hair and the way you smile,e dey do me miomio for body, oh see omiemie😍😍😍
ReplyDeleteMake i borrow D'royalty laugh today, ikwakwakwakwa.Is that mgbeke Omotola Brianna? *Cleans eyes with the back of my palms* Abeg na who borrow you wetin you wear.😅😅😅😅 because I yab you small you went and borrow your friends clothes to come and denge pose for us abi..😆😆nor let my mouth put you for trouble o😅😅😅😆😆😆.You pretending to be unperturbed by my yabbings but I know say e use style pain you sha😆😆😆
I give you 3/10 for this one.u don dey try,small small the mgbekeness will leave you because Rome wasn't built in a day.ikwakwakwakwa...
oya anonymous make una come line up under my comment as usual, today go sweet o.hubby dey kitchen dey cook,my twins re sleeping so na me and una today😅😅😅😅
You need help.
DeleteKidjo, it haff do na. Blog fights shouldn't go on for this long na. Tomorrow, when u see her comment, say something nice or in support to show you've moved on, ye???? You dunno whose help you'd need in the future. It's OK to fight and quarrel here (after all we are one big family) but don't let it take too long to finish.
DeleteBTW, doesn't it drain you thinking of comebacks???
Kidjo let go
DeleteHow does it feel going back and forth on just one issue?
Last warning
Abeg rest make u eat good food.
DeleteStop wasting your energy
How u dey
I miss u oooo
Kidjo u are married?
DeleteBiko let peace reign
My friend sharap.python kor tapeworm ni.lol
DeleteU must be a fool for this rubbish u typed here, that babe is way finner than u, with that ur mouth that looks like someone that just tasted shit, omo oshi jati jati, where u thief hubby? Or u mean ur madams husband, don't worry continue living a lie, very soon oju a ja
DeleteI'm in 042. Spent the night with my last boyfriend before I left the town. One of the sweetest relationship I ever had. Only broke up cos of circumstances beyond our Control. Last night reminded me of why I really care for this guy greatly.
ReplyDeleteDespite the hot night of cuddle plus some, he never tried to have s**. Just cos I told I didn't want that.
So yeah, had a great Easter. In a bus heading back to my villa now and hoping I won't have to tell him I'm damning all consequences, ask him to leave his babe (have such power over him), come back to me until I eventually get married to my loving boo
Na u biko... *Beyonce hands raised for u*
DeleteSo you're foolish like this? Are you sure you ddnt send yesterday's chronicle?
DeleteBattle of the exes
DeleteMmmmm
DeleteDon't teach ur pupils okafor's law ooo
Na from clap e dey take enter dance
DeleteDon't do that
DeleteIts not worth it
Hello eka joy
DeleteHow u dey
Eyah
Hope things work out btw u guys
Ekaaaaaaaaa!
DeleteDespite the hot night of cuddle plus some, he never tried to have s**. Just cos I told I didn't want that.
DeleteEka eehhh
You are a winch.
DeleteJoy, joy
DeleteNa you enjoy yesterday easter pass.
They're coming for you
DeleteEishhh @married woman who slapped hubby. 'She no reach' 'they flocked around me' bla bla bla....easy biko, there is no competition. While I am happy that you have ironed things out, I just want to say men cheat for reasons that aren't hinged on 'sensible'. Celebrate your love and your triumph but you should be your first love.
ReplyDeleteBv Funke, accept my condolences. God not only knows best but I am sure, he is keeping something spectacular for you and hubby.
Bv love potion, seriously? Funny enough, now that you have revealed this, some women will become more interested. Is this knacking the pigeon stuff? @queen and boss😉
Madam i am so sorry for your loss, i pray that God comforts you. I promise you that children will sorround your table soon
ReplyDeleteHow are you dear? @Jennex
DeleteKwakwakwakwa...
ReplyDeleteOmotola Brianna and her amoeba shape has landed!...
Who is hating on your Christain mother hand and chicken legs?...
See legs!...
Hahahahahahahahahaha...
I'm off to a traditional marriage in Nnewi!...
I look fab!...
Damn!...
U look fab abeg send me for ur eyes only pic make I rate u
DeleteLols
DeleteMy head ooo
😂😂😂 Dis woman...May God forgive u and me too.
DeleteAt omotola,u get time Sha! On a faceless blog?? Noway!!👎
Bv Funke,it's well....Ur rainbow baby is on d way! Pls be strong.
Welcome IHN.....
Ohhhhh queen.
DeleteQueen I have come again oo
DeleteSeriously the way that omotola lashes out people on this blog.you think been beautiful is about your looks my dear it's beyond all of that,from my own view of your personality on this blog you are from beautiful and the anon that start mis yarning I won't be replying u get a blog id and I will.
DeleteIkwakwakwakwa.help me ask her who's hating on her o with her aka Catholic Christian mother's arms,lion shape 😅😅😅😅 lol,"it's only a friend that will tell you that your mouth stinks " She thinks we re hating on her because we told her the Bitter truth that others won't tell her,Nigerians dont like blunt people thats why i like my oyibo friends😃😃😃don't worry, God will bless us for our good o😅😅😅😅😅
DeleteMake i bring cooler come so you go pack rice come for me? I love party jollof rice😁😁😁😁
Temper justice with mercy, Queen this ur comment can give someone hp
DeleteFoolish Linda since u have been on this blog, have u ever sent in a pics? Useless wornout babe forming posh on faceless blog, if u can't belong in the real world alteast u can live a fake life here, and paint urself the way u wish to be in real life. Please make sure u eat a good food before spewing rubbish o.oloriburuku, olobo werepe
DeleteIs turaren wuta not a type of Hausa perfume? Madam,na babalawo u go meet,are u from kogi state?cos na them dey like these kind things
ReplyDeleteTuraren wuta is used as perfume and some brands are used for vaginal steaming and elimination of vagina odour #kayanmatadealerofsdkblog
DeleteRIP to dt baby boy,so heartbreaking.
ReplyDeleteThe uniben student looking for weekend job I pray God finds u
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Omotola,u hv time o,p plenty of time
Serious time I tell u
DeleteMy friend chill, I've used gidin ayu,i soaked in honey before, it's superb, no be jazz, na part from edible sea creature abi fish.., it makes sex sweet d man like sugar, ya tohtoh will be doing him 'come come'.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha. Lol @ comcom. I dey gbadun your comments. Blackberry the one man mopol
DeleteRuns girls alert
DeleteBlackyberry thought you have repented 😱
DeleteI raise beyonce hand for BB
DeleteYou called me.
DeleteHehehehehe
DeleteThis is not something that should be wasted on a bf abeg
When I marry I go do am.
The thing sounds dope.
Bb that was preaching repentance😀😁😂
DeleteAnd I was believing u
Thank you o.. Was wondering why she had to be quoting those nonsense
DeletePs can you give me the recipe? I only know of daith, tiger nut and coconut. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 ps am begging you drop the recipe for me. Thanks
DeleteAshawo kobo kobo
DeleteSorry about the loss of thr baby. May God comfort you.
ReplyDeleteBV looking for job in Benin. Its well God will provide
@Omotola girl you got no chill 😂😂 noice 👌
Rip to the little one. May God comfort the parents and restore all they have lost and also surprise them beyond their expectations. Amen
ReplyDeleteStudent looking for job, I pray you find a convenient one and also be surprised by helpers, don't worry, your mother will be fine.
Those using Kayanmata should desist from it.
In house news, welcome!!!.
ReplyDeleteMay the baby soul rest in peace. So sad.
ReplyDeleteHi5 stellz
ReplyDeleteWelcome IHN monday
Rest in peace little 👶
ReplyDeleteOMG!...
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of bad news is this nah?...
This is painful...take heart Funke!...
God will give you the one that will stay...
@cynthia and swaggie 😂😂
ReplyDeleteChikito: *brings cookie breakfast tray* 'Hello my darling cookie. Did you sleep well? Breakfast is ready'
*opens blinds and hands you towel to dry up*
Cookie: *opens tray squeezing wet face* Bacon (or turkey slices if you hate pork), sunny-side up, baked beans, two slices of toast, beef sausages, bowl of fruit slices (apple, kiwi, grapes, pear, watermelon), a glass of orange juice and green tea on side, sauteed mushroom and tomatoes.
*cookie's face lights up*
Cookie: 'f**k you @swaggie and @Cynthia *pulls middle finger out*, Chikito is bae!!!!' 😅
Fab mum: *knocks door* Cookie is everything okay in there? I heard you screaming
@cynthia and swaggie 😂😂
Chikito: *brings cookie breakfast tray* 'Hello my darling cookie. Did you sleep well? Breakfast is ready'
*opens blinds and hands you towel to dry up*
Cookie: *opens tray squeezing wet face* Bacon (or turkey slices if you hate pork), sunny-side up, baked beans, two slices of toast, beef sausages, bowl of fruit slices (apple, kiwi, grapes, pear, watermelon), a glass of orange juice and green tea on side, sauteed mushroom and tomatoes.
*cookie's face lights up*
Cookie: 'f**k you @swaggie and @Cynthia *pulls middle finger out*, Chikito is bae!!!!' 😅
Fab mum: *knocks door* Cookie is everything okay in there? I heard you screaming
***** oya wake up from the dream oooh ****
***** oya wake up from the dream oooh ****
This comment from Chikito cracked me up 'shege'😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cynthia and Swaggie, evil people, esp that swaggie that wants to pour water in my ear, wicked girlssssssssss😛😜😝
Thanks Chikito, you know I love you,dream or not!!! 😘😘😘😘😘
Na dream u shine all these teeth so?
DeleteLol
Lols
DeleteCookie don kolo
🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
DeleteKwakwakwakwa
DeleteOmotola B your are so pretty.
ReplyDeleteMadam kayan mata, you only contacted jazz people and they gave u what u wanted. Real Kayan mata (thou they are of different kinds) doesn't contain jazz. There is nothing jazzy in it. It only contains roots, herbs and mostly food items that people eat.
ReplyDeleteEesah thank you! She don visit babalawo finish dey yarn dust.
DeleteOmotola Brianna you can't rubbish my Kidjo at all. Is it because of her you go tush up to show your picture. Abeg leave my Kidjo for me. You fine sha but I love Kidjo.
ReplyDeleteMay God comfort the woman that lost her baby. Very painful but just to let you know that God will settle you soon and give you joy. Just know your baby is happy with the Lord and will send his twins to you soonest. Be strong Ma.
Today is loaded. The lady looking for work, may God surprise you Amen. May your tears turn to joy in Jesus name Amen.
Abdusallam na so una be. Make una pay them now. God go punish all of you who made this country to be very sick. It will never be well with all of una AMEN.
About to eat turkey stew and rice. Enjoyment continues. Who care to join me, holla at me
Tush up of life😅😅😅😅..laugh wan kill me here o..
DeleteOmotola. You are wonderfully made. Dont let negative comments get to you. Sorry for the lady who lost her baby. God will give another one that will stay in Jesus name. In all things, give thanks.
ReplyDeleteWhen she was giving out negative comments to others why didn't you stop her or correct are now that they are giving it back to her you are advising her.
Delete"i'm naturally unbothered indeed' omotola briana and u had to send another pics with ur bend down select clothes and borrowed shoes just to prove to bvs bashing u that u are not a poor anty gwegs. get a life gurl,work on ur self esteem.
ReplyDeletewat people said abt u here really got to u, poor omotola. buhahahahahahah
So many problems, so little solutions. God help us
ReplyDelete"i'm naturally unbothered indeed' omotola briana and u had to send another pics with ur bend down select clothes and borrowed shoes just to prove to bvs bashing u that u are not a poor anty gwegs. get a life gurl,work on ur self esteem.
ReplyDeletewat people said abt u here really got to u, poor omotola. buhahahahahahah
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DeleteI have been thinking how dd things degenerate to this level? Should we blame it to economic recession or d accessibility t d internet by all n sundry. A lot of bile fiiled jobless ppl sit in d comfort of dia cribs n hide behind dia computer systems or probably phones n spew lots n lots trashing that leaves readers wondering what has really gone with d attitude we are suppose to display especially in public.
ReplyDeleteMy point is I went thru comments on d bday post Stellar nwunye Korkus dd for bvs who celebrated dia bdays yesterday 16th April n I must say d comments were really hilarious especially bthise coming from Q n B of the blog. Anyways un d midst of d fun bvs created I particularly took exception to comment made as copied below:
Anonymous16 April 2017 at 13:25
is this the olajide olabanji that was always posting abt job interview on sp months back nd later came nd said he got d job.
so it is a teaching job he got and he changed his id to ola wealth and started showing his self. u nd teacher eka joy the gown begger shuld just marry.
two razz teachers msheeew.
The person who made dat statement up there u need Jesus I ur life, u sounded very bitter and u even had to drop d same comment thrice. I know if Ola had included recharge cards on dat bday post, ur like wud hv been d 1st to load it. So bcos its a teaching job Ola got he probably shud hv changed his id to Ola beggar or Ola razz or even Ola penury and hide in a hole.
Mschew receive sense inugo, btw are u insinuating that teaching is not a noble profession. U must be suffering from LSE(low self esteem). And if u don't like d teaching job Ola n Eka Joy are doing then kindly get them something else u think (in d lowliness of ur sense) is befitting.
Namsense!!!
This kain person no get job to give person. Trust me, he or she is probably worse off
Delete"i'm naturally unbothered indeed' omotola briana and u had to send another pics with ur bend down select clothes and borrowed shoes just to prove to bvs bashing u that u are not a poor anty gwegs. get a life gurl,work on ur self esteem.
ReplyDeletewat people said abt u here really got to u, poor omotola. buhahahahahahah
Omotola don't let anyone bring u down, u are beautiful
DeleteI want to buy the Kayanmata for my side boo,I'm in love with him and I don't understand your explanation.
ReplyDeleteGo ahead n do as u please, understanding no be by force
DeletePlease don't mind the kayanmata poster. I do buy kayanmata and I have never seen any fetish incantation or enchantment in it. Kayanmata is just a sexsweetner that should be used 10-15 minutes before sex.
DeleteI'm sure Lazarus Muoka sent her to put fear into BVs
Anon, must it be 10-15 minutes before sex? Some lovemaking can be spontaneous and unplanned you know?
DeleteI'm interested in this kayanmata stuff.
On that Kayan mata gist,there is nothing wrong in chaining your man with whatever thing you like.....
ReplyDeleteBe it jazz or whatever!,..
Is jazz the only sin we do?...
Adultery and telling lies are sin too so what's your point?...
That's how women will chain ur sons too lol
DeleteI was waiting for this, chaiiii queen daalu😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteGbam!🙌🙌🙌 Chain him and throw the keys into an ocean😅😅😅 , I gat no time to be having high BP over any man😀😀😀
DeleteKayan mata is not as potent as described . it just makes sex sweeter that's all....doesn't tie anyone down unless the man isn't getting better sex elsewhere.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you think hausa men go on to marry 4 wives excluding concubines? They even divorce wives to create room for more wives....has it occurred to you that all wives and girlfriends use Kayan mata on their husbands in the north yet they still loose the men to other women?
Don't mind the Lord's Chosen poster
DeleteEverywhere is just dry since yesterday, its not even like celebration is going on. This recession is biting hard at people.
ReplyDeleteNigerians are a funny bunch of people sha. Always drinking panadol for someone else's headache.
ReplyDeleteJust read the post on ay's joke on Tboss. The Tboss isn't complaining but some Nigerians that have made stupidity their day job will overflog issues.
Jonathan, buhari, osibanjo, patience etc have been joked about by these celebrities, who the hell is Tboss that they can't crack jokes about her.
I'm even surprised at Tboss' lack of noise after coming out of the house. I expected to be behaving the way her sis is even behaving but no, Babe has shown lot of maturity on this issue. She has gained my respect and admiration.
Idiots should mind their business and leave Ay alone. Guy is just doing his job
Hian I used to think it's men that do cheat on their girlfriends, I never knew that even women cheats on their female gay partners. My madam who happens to be gay and lives with her gay partner is also cheating on her. Wonder shall never end, my madam wife traveled to SA. On Friday, my madam came home with another woman. I was called and told not to disclose it to my second madam who traveled. Since Friday they have been living like romeo and Juliet. Well it's just for a while sha till my second madam comes back.
ReplyDeleteAbeg dey update us😁😁😁😁
DeleteChai, end time
DeleteOne day ur Madam wud experiment wt u.
DeleteThe signing out post x dope.
ReplyDeleteLet's go a fishing this year nah real work.
Baby boy is with God now. May God console his parents and bless them
ReplyDelete@Wicked Leaders God has given us the necessary tools we need to fight our battles. Let us learn to use them.
ReplyDeleteAnd you just had to blame the men for pushing you lot into getting love portion (kayan mata) to tie us down. Women have been on this voyage since the beginning of time in their bid to have total control over a man for whatever reason. The only positive side of it is that there are many girls from "straight" homes that would never contemplate this route for any reason. But it should be note worthy that a good majority of visitors to mallams, babalawo,et al are women! The type of creatures available to us for marriage now offers no consolation. Men are in big trouble. Runz girls, semi-retired runz girls,jazz girls, lesbians, adultery princesses are what you find in the market at the moment, be it in church, seminars, offices,etc. The few exemplary ones are always hidden- maybe from the world. So woman, don't blame us for your journey to jazz men, blame your insatiable nature.
ReplyDeleteE dey happen for my church oh. Galilee things.
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The woman are child died may the good lord give you all the comfort you need and the Holy Spirit help you get over this phase.it is well with you.
ReplyDeleteEven the holy spirit couldn't correct your 'are'. Her not are ok
DeleteU r whiteberry stop lying, this is whiteberrys inglish now
DeletePlease does anyone know about lumos solar electricity by mtn. I haven't seen many reviews about it online. Please help a sister, I'm a student and I don't want to waste money o
ReplyDeleteStanley and mercy you are beautiful and please let your heart be beautiful like your face and not bitter.
ReplyDeleteDidn't you see Omotola Brianna,I don't like what you did o😠😠😠.Why did you leave her out? Do you want her to go and borrow clothes again to snap...oya help her ministry biko, tell her she's beautiful 😅😅😅😅
DeleteU didn't add, "don't be a thief line my former self whiteberry "
DeleteHappy Easter Monday To all the beautiful BVS..Oh That Baby boy picture broke my heart am so sorry for your loss but I know Jehovah Jireh will compensate this year in the name of Jesus...Kamayasah Gini the name alone is diabolic, abeg lets be careful in patronizing all these ngbati ngbati products..My brother Nigeria is a shame we shouldnt be called the giant of Africa at all...@Stella Frohe Ostern to you and ur beautiful family..
ReplyDeleteWho told you kayanmata is ngbati ngbati.Must you comment on issues you know nothing about eh
DeleteOh no Rip lil one!
ReplyDeleteThe faces of in-house are all beautiful.
God bless the givers n d receivers Cheers
ReplyDeleteMy DH dreamt in the night that snakes invaded were he was,he left there and went to another place,he saw his younger brother killing a big snake with a broom,he rushed and used a big stick to assist him kill the snake,this afternoon he saw his mother and uncle together,both of them are late,the uncle was talking with the mum and he just chipped in some comments,after some time the mother called him and told him that since the uncle started living with them he(uncle)became a happy man,my DH said his mum put money into his hands and said this is yours,please what sort of dreams can I call this? Is it Victory?
ReplyDeleteNarrate to your pastor and ask God for revelations. Its not everything you bring on here. Only God has answers
DeleteU mixed everything up, I can't even understand sef
DeleteHappy Easter Monday Stella and everyone.
ReplyDeleteBV Funke please accept my condolence. Please be strong OK. Twins on the way IJN.
To the kayanmata are you for real? Are you sure you didn't consult all this online IFA people? I do buy kayanmata directly from the source in kano and it's not as portrayed in your write up. I can sell to you if you want sef but that's not my line of business.
The BV who wants a live in nanny. Please go through the right channel.
Go on Instagram @domestichelpcompany
Or Facebook Domestic Help Company. The agency number is on there. You will get all the domestic staff you want in that agency both adult. Don't just pick strangers to look after your kids.
R.I.P baby boy may God console your parent mtcheeeew what a sad loss.
ReplyDeleteI believe the kayan mata story, I just relocated to the north and have heard stories and I think its one of the reasons why the northeners birth more children because their husband can't help but sleep with them endlessly.
So sorry for your loss BV Funke,may the Lord strengthen you and make you smile again,it is well with you.
ReplyDeleteI will not say that I regret going to church yesterday Easter but I was sad. I cried all the way home and also in the house. My son was crying with me without knowing why I was crying. I looked like a housegirl in the church yesterday, people dressed georgous and flashy, and I wore one skirt and shirt like that with rubber sandals. When everyone was dancing to the front for thanksgiving I pretended to go to the toilet and came out when dancing round was over. After service people were greeting and hugging each other. When I moved close and greeted two people and they just answered me somehow and looked at me somehow, I started going home. Do they discriminate like this in church too? oh God.
ReplyDeleteWhat church do u attend @ bv cutiebee. Is this ur post a beggy beggy format,?
DeleteHmmmm at that kanyamata,I'm sure that's part of what ngozi uses to lure men.I feel so sorry for the woman who lost her baby,Pele,the Lord will wipe your tears by giving u double for your troubles in Jesus name. All will be well,Stella biko post,na blood I use type, side eye at SDK,first face of ihn u is beautiful so what's d fuse about?hello sdkers.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm at that kanyamata,I'm sure that's part of what ngozi uses to lure men.I feel so sorry for the woman who lost her baby,Pele,the Lord will wipe your tears by giving u double for your troubles in Jesus name. All will be well,Stella biko post,na blood I use type, side eye at SDK,first face of ihn u is beautiful so what's d fuse about?hello sdkers.
ReplyDeleteI tire for some married men.yesterday and today was easter and I tot it should be family time, yet this married man keeps calling my fon to see me only because I disappointed him on Saturday. Oga stay with ur family, ur calls are annoying. After now the wifes will start fighting innocent gals over there husbands irresponsibility
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ReplyDelete#If your husband or wife wrongs you, don't tell your parents about it. You might forgive them, but your parents won't*
ReplyDeleteomotola u are indeed beautiful Kai. oh Lord of mercy..mercy u are very pretty gan .kidjo come see beauty o.haba na only Una waka come o.in fact mercy u go snap me naked Kai.
ReplyDeleteMy village has got to be the worst village in the whole of Enugu. I really thank my dad and mum for not giving birth to us here, talk more of raising us here. Even when the going got tough, I'm grateful they never decided to retire to the comfort of their village.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how I'd be now if that had been the case. A thin, scary looking lady carrying akpu pan on her head.
Good thing, at least we've got glo network
*surprise of life* so u r not just an Igbo girl but from Enugu state... Lyk seriously. I always pictured u as an edo chic.
DeleteBiko when are we habingo our snm review post? I met a loving man and I am scared...he is everything I want and more...fear dey catch me to give in...please dId any Mr C add anyone up..he stays in Abia.
ReplyDeleteHelp a sister about to fall in love..tbankiu
Charles in Aba, dude is as stingy as hell. He will collect from u self.
DeleteOmotola no matter how hard you try, you are still local.look at the kind of clothes you are wearing.
ReplyDeleteNot even a classic gown with a Givenchy shoe, or something. Pls am not kidjo
Omotola, you gather time o gan. You are beaurriful so pls dont let anyone make you feel less of yourself. Like you rightly said, you aint in no competition with no one so let it remain like that. Other faces of IHN aint bad too.
ReplyDeleteFunke, So sorry about the loss of your baby. May God comfort you and replace another for you soonest. Pls take heart.
Kayan mata matter, hmmmmm no comment but I dont believe what you wrote up there though.
Bv funke sorry for your loss, God will surely grant you your heart desires.
ReplyDeleteAnything jazz, I jump and pass, last last u'll come back to Jesus.
I would have loved to apply for the nanny job, just the age is the hindrance. I'm younger than that.
ReplyDeleteOmotofine, omotosure, omotosweet, yellow pawpaw like me.
ReplyDeleteStunning shady, its nt about ekajoy been a teacher that make pple to mock her its bcos of her evil character. She is nt the only teacher here, Bipolar me is also a teacher and also Dvictoriousehis I think and others bvs too. People don't bash them for doing teacher job
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