STAND ALONE NARRATIVE:
NAME CALLING WHEN WOMEN HIT THE SACK
Good day Stella,
I don't know wether to say this is a chronicle or anything but let me just put it out.
So I have a friend (Lets call him A) and he has a friend that I don't talk to though (B). Now B has a girlfriend and when they were having issues, she came to report to A and I was there and we exchanged number and all.
One thing sha led to another and we had sex and she was moaning A's name. I did as if I didn't notice and she didn't talk about it. After that one time, she adjusted and would call my name and other times it would be just moans and no name.
Now we had issues and she started talking about how I am 'short' and she didn't enjoy anything with me and she started giggling to make it hurt but I am somebody who believe no one can love me so all that talk don't get to me. I already feel it in my heart that no one can love me so wether you enjoy it or not is none of my business and if you cheat and I get to know, I won't even do as if I heard or see anything. 100 can play the game.
Months later, A called me that B is angry (I know B but we are not friends and we don't talk). He said C (the girl) is cheating on him with me because they've broken up for long and when they had sex days ago, she was calling my name. Now I'm confused about name calling during sex. Is it a subconscious thing? I heard women can control themselves during sex so how come some women make that mistake?
Is it because of bad sex with the new guy or good sex with the new guy? I don't ever see me mentioning names at all so I just want to ask how do ladies make this mistake? Or maybe it isn't a mistake?
No be small thing.....
ReplyDeleteOga go ask (D) we nor know.
DeleteOga abeg carry ur abcd and be going. Waste of chronicle space. Check well sef d and e will soon sleep with her and she will moan n call F's name!
DeleteOga abeg carry your abcd and be going. Waste of chronicle space. Stello-lala it's not everything dat u will be posting na
DeleteWe are all eating alphabet soup today
DeleteLMAO
ReplyDeleteSo how do you want us to come in now? We should tell the name moaner to stop moaning names or what?
Anyway, most women fake make noise during sex. 90% of the time they ain't enjoying shit just making noise to make the man feel good. So if a woman tells you she didn't feel you even after screaming your name during sex, believe her.
That's why orgasm is a myth for most.
Hian.
No you guys this guy wants us to lift his ego up, he's confused because girl told him he was shit in bed, now calls his name while with another. He's now convinced he wasn't shit after all, so he needs us to reassure him. lol see people's real life problems sha
DeleteHonestly I'm lost, as I'm having headache with the write-up, someone should please tell me what they understand from it abeg
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
I am lost as well!!๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
DeleteNmaureen
You guyz should find me
Delete'm over lost
Lost tooo.... Which kind yeye cranico be this?๐
DeleteU are not alone.
DeleteA, B, C to Z chronicle.
ReplyDeleteAbegi shift
If u are good I will call ur name while we are doing the do
ReplyDeleteIn fact I call of them their names whenever we are doing it and I don't ever make a mistake....
If u are a pro u won't make such a silly mistake
But this one no be chronicle nah,abeg people with better ones should send
Ibukun the sexologist
DeleteBut the babe no b pro na. Osho free girl banging a clique of guys๐๐๐
DeleteTake pride in what you do babe....yimu!
DeleteNa wa.
ReplyDeleteI don learn now.....I go dey call name from today. Make I no mix d names up shaa
ReplyDeletePlease life does not revolve around sex.
ReplyDeleteMust one thing lead to another and then sex.
How about knowing each other's character and temperament; are you folks goats; mkpi, "egefu?"
What is this?
A, B, C sex, sex, sex where is self control
And it will always end in break ups and heatbreaks can't you see life beyond sex>?
Lmao! You should've asked A why she moaned his name as well. Some women are just useless. If you just cheat why cheat amongst a group of friends?? Why not cheat codedly and at least get money/cars/houses out of it? So cheap.
ReplyDeleteI am short, i no understand that your language. Meaning you be short man like maltex bottle or your prick dey short.
ReplyDeleteAbeg let me go and drink coffee jare
I blame you. Why can't men control themselves? Did you have to sleep with her??
ReplyDeleteBoy relationship is not sex
ReplyDeleteThere is a life beyond sex and there is life beyond here
It is myopic and stupid to live only the life here and not think about after here
Some of these folks you hear that die daily are also sex freaks and
How about you; can't you know a girl and plan for a secure marriage and future together and then enjoy sex?
O boy make una go run HIV test,,,c is an olosho...
ReplyDeleteI dnt know abt name calling doing sex...
U av low self esteem,,u beta start loving urself Nd change dat mindset abt people not bein able 2 love u...it's so wrong..
If anybody really understands the essence of this mumbo-jumbo...get back to me.
ReplyDeleteWhen God decides to expose a hoe.
ReplyDeleteApparently she was sleeping with a,b,c,d......
Poster I think you should work on yourself though because this your mindset will eventually cause problems for you. How can you not be bothered if your partner enjoys sex with you or not, pls work on that to avoid stories that touch the womb (end time penis things) when get married to a woman that
likes sex. Most short guys always have small penis but with understanding of the female anatomy and skills, e go dey alright.
Na wah oh!...
ReplyDeleteThe girl is not smart at all...
Me I like calling names oh especially if your sex game is tight!...
The girl is a Mumu sha...she is not a good player!...
But Poster,what is the head and tail of this your chronicle?...
Hey queen b. Let me take space here please ! Thank u๐
DeleteThe major problem here sHld be that U don't believe anyone can love U. Please don't do that to urself. Love makes the world go round n everyone is capable of loving and being loved. Capish?? Change that mindset today and watch things turn around. Much love
It's me Rx
Honestly, he doesn't sound like a credible person or someone that deserves to be loved. How can you sleep with your mutual friend's gf? He knows his wicked ways and that is why he made such a conclusion
DeleteMr poster...
ReplyDeleteWell, to an extent its subconscious but sincerely, name calling during sex can result to good fuck from X or present. It all depends shaaaaa
Pls let me give sexy daddy d chance to tutor us well.. As a u know
Mc pinky
Two of u r disgraceful in bed.I can't imagine myself mercilessly pounding a girl something as if there is no tomorrow and fear go still allow her call another man name.. Impossible
ReplyDelete๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
DeleteWelcome back๐
Hmmm Mr big something lol
DeleteIf your sex game is tight,I will moan and scream your name!,..
ReplyDeleteI enjoy doing it but I'm always careful not to mention someone's name!...
The girl must be a Mumu sha!,..
But poster,have you done something about your short blokos?...
Why are u contradicting yourself in one post?
DeleteYeahhh darling!!! Can't forget d name calling๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
DeleteTell him what to do about the tiny peeper na
DeleteStella is this a mistake? This is suppose to come under Saturday laffs naa.
ReplyDeletePoster you go dey alright.
Chai, Emjay this ur comment cracked me up so much.
DeleteSex and gossips that's all Naija young folks spend their time doing
ReplyDeleteIt is a pity
No one plans for a financially secure future anymore
No one plans for a secure marriage
No courtship anymore
"we met and one thing led to another sha and we have sex"
No good diction, no good education, no good focus; 24 hours it is sex thoughts
"Ura ga eju onye nwuru anwu afo" (the dead man will be tired of sleeping)
Brother, you need some growing up to do. You sound like a bitch yourself.
ReplyDeleteMtcheeeewwww!!! Diss one na kroniku abi na wetin? Bros sheme no old yhu sey yhu konshously fork pelzin bebe, 'yhu an am no dey tolk but yhu an e bebe dey straff'...
ReplyDeleteEye sware, if sey eye be A, eye for onfrend yhu cus yhu fit enta bak wan fork mai bebe one day.
Hahahaha ABC una doh...her head is messed up.I blame it on her having a lot of partners.
ReplyDeleteI am not concerned with her carelessness with names but concerned on your feeling no one can love you.
Wetin happen sir??
Ibukun
ReplyDeleteIbukun
Ibukun oooo.!!!
Mbo ro Lo?
Waa sari joor.. Lol
Joko.
This is your area of specialization.
Tell the poster what he need to know.
Sho ti gbo?
I hope say I get the Yoruba well.
Hahaha
Lmao
DeleteMy cray cray paddy
I don drop advise for up ๐๐๐๐๐
Haa! That girl is cray
ReplyDeleteSeems she doesn't know how to keep names out of her moans ๐๐๐๐๐
She has a gift as a reporter! It's time for her to look into it asap LMAO
Lol
DeleteShe's just sloppy,thats all!just move on from that circle.p.s u shldnt hv the no one can love u mentality,u'd find someone eventually
ReplyDeleteNo wonder the life expectancy of the average Nigerian had been 43 all along
ReplyDeleteSex, sex, break ups, heart breaks
Are the economic recession and no jobs not enough stress?
Why do folks pass themselves through all these extra stresses?
How about working hard, build a friendship/relationship/courtship/marriage/family
Enjoy your home and sex; sex is just a little aspect of a secure home
but no; you just start from sex
Enter your comment...Dear stelladimokorkus I am sending in my chronicles soon,pls post
ReplyDeleteMtcheww. Abc I don't understand
ReplyDeleteWhy do you feel that no one can love you?
ReplyDeleteSex talk all the time. I'm tired. *strolls out*
ReplyDeleteSex is a thing of the mind n head, sometimes real emotions going on that very moment is what is spilled. Often times they fake it just to boost the mans ego. Women attach emotions to sex while men don't. They could be having sex with someone they don't love while imagining another that's of great importance. They could be having sex with someone that has poor/zero performance and pretend its with a pro.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteThis is amusingly funny
My regards to that babe
She dey try
Why una dey vex?
ReplyDeleteIG you are fucking a girl n she calls another guy's name, when you wana cum, call another girl's name too and u guys will be even, and vice versa, but just know d relationship is doomed already.
Badooo.
Delete๐๐๐
DeleteLet me read comments abeg. Una go dey'alrighst'
ReplyDeleteI don't know oooo...over to sex experts..
ReplyDeleteWhat is wrong with her? Name dropping and bed hopping like a grasshopper? Loose ass thot
ReplyDeletePoster what do you want us to tell you? That you're good in bed and she lied to make you feel bad?
I once called out another's persons name. But that'd because I am used to talking dirty with that person. So when I moved on from that relationship , my 'inner- naughty whore' hadn't.
DeleteIt's 2 things
Either she fucked u so much , and got used to moaning your name
Or
She did it knowingly to get you into trouble.
Now for you.
Hun , you will find someone to love you, don't ever believe you are unworthy. There's a girl out there who will complete you. Open your heart and believe! You should also care that your partner is satisfied, it's your duty to not only receive but give.
I know you won't abstain from sex anyway so my advise is : it's actually wrong for me to advise you on a more fulfilling way to fornicate.
So I'd stop here
I hate men with tiny tools... In my experience guys with bigger tool are more caring and more masculine.
ReplyDeleteAnytime I have sex with my new boyfriend something always get faulty in my flat...It's funny no sha
ReplyDeleteLmao!!!
DeleteI'm sorry, but this is FUNNY.
So erm, last time you did the do what happened? AC stopped working? Abi roof started leaking? Or TV blew up? ๐ง
On a serious note, maybe He's trying to tell you something.. ๐๐๐๐
First time it was the electricity in the whole flat, now the plumbing is bad...๐Thank God everything is okay now
DeleteLolz.. Some girls get carried away
ReplyDeleteI remembered when a girl shouted HENRY.. LOLZ๐๐
I jus bone jare, continued slamming PAPAPAPAPAPAPA
She just continued to d increase of d tempo ohohohoh
Lolz๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Some ladies Here can't even deny DT name calling
Haaaaa make she just dey call baby nau
ReplyDeleteI think she's just being manipulative.
ReplyDeleteThis should have found space in IHN.
ReplyDeleteI tell you
DeleteNext
ReplyDeleteAbeg which kind jagajaga story be this...bia madam story teller,all these A,B,C,et all...are u a lesbian or what kwa? I dey hungry jor ,no just use ur chronicle increase my hungry here o
ReplyDeleteThe jagajaga somebody na man not woman๐
DeleteAsk Google.
ReplyDeleteThe only problem I see here is about you. Love God, do his will, discover who you are then love yourself. For the lady she is confused as you and also needs Christ.
ReplyDeleteE be like sey dat girl don get all of una, una try wella. And you poster you have a low self esteem, there are plenty of short guys babes die for. Just go make your dough.
ReplyDeleteWhat is the meaning of A B C?
ReplyDeleteJust tell us that you've a small cassava and keep it moving.
Lol
DeleteHmmmmmm.. Orishirishi.Of all the things in this world, it's name calling during sex that's your problem.. OK o
ReplyDeleteLol.. O su mii ooo
DeleteBlood of Habakkuk!!! What the fuck did I just read?
ReplyDeletePeople have time on their hands Sha.
ReplyDeleteWhile others are thinking of making money,some are thinking of names calling during sex mtcheeeeew
I tire
DeleteMe I kukuma don't call name during sex so I can't answer your question. In that moment, the only thing that can cum out of my mouth is plenty ouch'es, suck my boobs, do it slowly (I like savouring the moment), don't stop, oya come outside (that's on days dh wanna sleep inside after cuming heavily). And oh I hate withdrawal method.
ReplyDeleteWait wat did they ask and what am I saying!!! Good girl gone bad
Blog Admin,Please delete this comment for me.
Too late ๐ ๐ ๐
DeletePlease leave the comment as it is lol. Bad girl
DeleteYou can delete it your self
DeleteLol
Why withdraw from the full pleasure. I hate withdrawals too. I like Married women with a bit of cra'y like you.
DeleteEheeeen... Chameleon, I like your sound track ๐
DeleteThis is a foolish chronicle.
ReplyDeleteNo answer. Will read comments later
ReplyDeleteThis chronicle doesn't have head and tail honestly.....
ReplyDeleteA B C D
He, she.....
Abeg Jor.
Poster you have issues.
Okay, let me get this straight.
ReplyDeleteC is dating B. C slept with D (while taking a brief or permanent break from B). C was moaning A's name while sleeping with D. A called D to inform him that B complained that C was cheating with D...
*offers loud bone crushing yawn.
**Poster aswear, last last, you go dey alright. ๐ถ
Lol she is just a bef! Which name calling story be all this... All I say is faster baby....cum in me... Uuuuuuuuu shit ... Clap my ass baby yeeeeeeee I love the way u fuck me just to ginger the do! she could learn a thing or two from me...
ReplyDeleteOf all the problems you needed solved name calling was the most pressing issue?!...it is a waow
ReplyDeletePls can someone explain this write-up, I don't even understand
ReplyDeleteNext
ReplyDeleteI don't understand a thing. Poster, you are really confuse
ReplyDeleteStella abeg dis one no be chronicles every tin na sex shay na porn site be dis even ur service year boulevard na sex mata abeg try to minimise all dis sex stories and let us read beta chronicles am not a saint but wot are we teachin d young folks
ReplyDeleteA, B, C, D, E, F, G.... She's probably doing that intentionally. Emotional blackmail. You know how you guys get so insecure about your sexual performance so she's using it against u.
ReplyDeleteCalling names kwa. I need to concentrate well to reach the peak. Wetin I wan use your name do then. The babe na wayo. She know wetin she de do.
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahah this chronicle left me in stitches lmao. omg permit me to laugh alittle more kwakwakwakwakwakwa. kai what can i not read on SDK. that bitch be getting confused over a cock wallahi thats a deliberate act. how can she say she dint enjoy it? is your amu too small? dont mind her jare that girl na iskanchi dey worry her. but wait oooh what i dont understand is you saying no one can love you, are you short, fat, ugly,broke with no vision? biko you need a factory setting, some thing like a great momentum of energy hitting you on the head or a mind blowing threesome that will leave your legs shaking like chicken wey fall inside water lol no body go tell you to go find one girl wey you go commit too. i kinda feel you are only scared of commitment coz that bullshit you talk no even follow unless you are what i wrote above.
ReplyDeleteyou need to talk to someone to help lead you to light coz where you are is full of darkness.
by the way leave that girl alone before she gives you gonorrhea.
*hangs leg on the wall*
Poster, go and sit down... You really wish it isn't a mistake.
ReplyDeleteNa wa o
ReplyDeleteA, B, C, soon you will send us D, E, I don't even know what to say, Goodluck in name calling.
ReplyDeleteIs name calling your problem?