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Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Wednesday IHN

Happy Wednesday to you my Fellow Naija people.....The only people in the World who smile amidst suffering and make merry when there is Nothing!..
I had an awesome Morning again..LOL *wink*

Kisses to Everyone....



OMAWUMI BEBE
Hello Stellz, I love your blog very much (no ass licking). My name is Omawumi. I decided to send my picture, hope I qualify.
P.S: I'm a proud UNIBEN student


#proudUNIBENAlumni


GREATEEESSSSSSSSSSSSST UNIBEN......
GREATESSSSSSSSSST OF THE GREATEST OF THE GREATEST..........
#allothersstepbackabeg.


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LATEESHA PASTRIES IS FACE OF IHN


Hello Stellawi, How you doing? This is LATEESHA _PASTERIES sending you her Beautiful Picture to kindly use as the face of in House news(FOIHN) on your Sense making Blog. God Bless you Hustle Abundantly and Bless Mine and Bring Amazing Clients thy Way, Amen! 
Lateesha pastries is located in Awoyaya Lagos.
WhatsApp: 07032392414.


My babe!

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DAENERY IS FACE OF IHN


Hi Stella, love your blog like kilode. I usually comment as Daenerys_targaryen. Also I make organic bathing soap. It's really good for all skin types and helps in getting rid of all skin blemishes. Hope I do qualify for face of ihn.

My bebe!

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MTN BROAD DAY LIGHT SCAM
Please permit me to use your platform to rant because I feel cheated. I sincerely hope you'll find this worthy to be posted on your blog (maybe IHN).

The rate at which these telecom companies exploit us is becoming really frustrating. And to think they'll keep doing it because we always decide to keep quiet is more annoying. So today I've decided not to keep quiet like I always do but to call them out instead.  I'll be fulfilled if this message saves only 1 person from this scam.

I bought the MTN 4G LTE mifi on the 13th of this month for 20k and according to them, it came with 20GB (imaginary 20GB in my opinion). Network was bad so they weren't able to activate it till d next day which is 14th. I started using it and got a message on the 21st that my data had been exhausted. You can imagine my shock. 20GB in 1 week? What was I browsing. Prior to this time, I was using at most 7GB monthly. I subscribe regularly cos I work online so I can accurately estimate how much data I consume monthly.

Anyways, I overlooked it since it was 'free' data and decided to subscribe the 10GB data plan which costs 5k. I did that on the 22nd of this month and was given 25k bonus airtime that can be used to browse. Imagine my shock when I got notified yesterday, march 27th, that both 10GB and 25k have been exhausted. HUH!!! In 5 days? Just put a gun to my head already.

So these thieves are trying to say in 13days, I used up 30GB and 25k just for browsing WITHOUT DOWNLOADING!!! I decided to call customer care. The first mumu I spoke to was giving me wrong date so I knew he didn't know his job well. I decided to call again hoping someone else will pick. A lady picked and after my explanation, she told me from what she can see, I've been browsing heavily.

 Just imagine. Like I don't know what heavy browsing means? When I tried to argue her explanation, she hung up on me. So much for customer service. She's lucky I didn't get her name. I wonder if they really screen these people before employing them.


I am writing this to warn those who plan to buy the MTN 4G LTE mifi to think twice before taking that step. I have lost 25k to these rich thieves which might be nothing to some of you but it's my sweat and I decided to rant about it. Enough of all this scam already. Thanks for reading.



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COMMENTS ON CHRONICLES

If I post a chronicle and you think it is a lie or made up or copied,please keep your opinion to yourself and do not post it becos i will no longer be enabling these comment because it hurts the posters that they are not believed.they prefer to be cussed out than to be called liars.

I will no longer enable such comments and even if i mistakenly do i will delete it when i find it.
Take your twisted,hateful mind somewhere else and leave
those who are ready to offer advice to those who need it.

Kisses. #Idontalknow



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PLEASE HELP
Hello Stella please I need someone who can put me through in starting a Gas plant business, please help me, I can be reached on hardeysuwa@yahoo.com, and I also need someone who has a used 12ft gate for sell to reach me on 08038499926. Thanks



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BV STRONG WOMAN PLEASE MAIL ME
It is very Urgent that you do and has to do with your late friend Makky who died on Sunday via CS.
Expecting your mail or call.
Just me
SDK
Kisses.


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Vacancy!!! Vacancy!!! Vacancy!!! 

Marketing position available at a company in church gate Abuja.

Requirements
Fluent in English 
Has good communication skill
Strong passion for networking business...
Refers 4 person per week and you entitled to 20k that is 5k per person apart from Basic salary of #60,000 per month. and other incentives, intrested persons should kindly Email CV and cover letter  to fasttrackersgroup@gmail.com



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VACANCY

A Standard Fashion Designer is in need of a Male Professional Tailor with vast experience.
The fashion house is located @ Idiroko bustop, Ikorodu road,Lagos State.

Qualified applicant should call 07035286303.



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DJ WANTED
I am looking for a good DJ for a traditional wedding in Anambra State during Easter weekend. Please contact me livelaughluv014@gmail.com. Thank you.



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VACANCY

Vacancy exists for the post of an account officer in a  reputable Retail  organisation located in Lagos with outlets across Nigeria.
Interested candidates must possess the following:

Minimum of B.SC/ HND in Accounting or Banking and Finance

Minimum  of 2 years’ experience in a structured accounting department.

Proficiency in numbers.

Good written and oral communication skills.
Must possess excellent analytic skills.
Must be driven and handle thorough analysis of financial data and information.
Highly organised and must be capable of solving problem.
Excellent interpersonal skills.
 Keen attention for detail.
Good problem solving and decision making skills.

Strong proficiency in the use of Microsoft Office skills such as  Word, Outlook, and Excel, Power point.

Preferred age 23-29 years

JOB RESPONSIBILITIES

Prepares asset, liability, and capital account entries by compiling and analyzing account information.

Keeps records of all the organization’s bank transactions and update account payable and receivable.

Coordinates billings with outside service providers and vendors.   

Assists the Lead, Accounts with tax calculation and all related matters for the company.
Assists the Lead, Accounts in financial data management by developing, implementing and maintaining financial data bases, as well as establishing and monitoring control procedures.

Assists in creating and maintaining document retention systems for legal documents and assist in establishing standard operating procedures when it comes to finance  both internally and externally.

Interested candidates should forward their CVs to fashion careersrnt@gmail.com





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ADVISE NEEDED
Hello Sdk,

Good day to you and thanks for Job well done. I have been an ardent blog visitor for more dan 5yrs now,although i hardly comment.

Please i just need a piece of advise from blog visitors.

I lost my job recently and i am thinking of going into wig making. I have never done any training on hair making(i can neither weave nor fix hair for people),but i want to confirm if these skulls are not prerequisite for learning how to make wig as i wouldnt want to waste money on training and not able to show forth what i have learnt.

Also, i will not mind if anybody knows a good place where i can learn how to make wigs around Ikeja axis.

funmiflave@gmail.com


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BV LOVE ALL THE WAY FROM KANO


Hi Mrs Korkus
My name is Ali *******, based in Kano, Nigeria. am a 'silent' BV who is perhaps more 'active' than all d regulars (the ideatos,Krixs,Isaacsons,Em Jays,Bloglords etc).lol
I refresh this blog every 10mins to read up! You are an amazing woman - versatile,vast,funny,smart,engaging,brutally honest and refreshingly entertaining.may God continue to bless you with wisdom and courage to make ur blog stay on top!you are too blessed to be stressed.
Regards to the family.

with love from Kano.God bless you.
OMG,I am so blushing like right now!..OMG thank you!

I cracked at that comment where you mentioned being more popular than my blog boo and others...Make them see am
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VACANCIES 

Hi Stella.
A friend of mine just sent me a short brief and I thought to share.

Client is an FMCG company located in Agbara *Kindly note the location* Shift ROTAs will apply. BSc, HND or OND in food science and technology, catering etc.

Personnel needed:
Cafeteria Manager
Food Services supervisor
Chef
Continental Cook(s)
Local-dishes Cook(s)
Stewards
Kitchen Assistant
HSE Supervisor
Qualified Nutritionist
Quality Assurance Personnel
Driver

You can send CV to: staffright@yahoo.com Let the subject be the position being applied for.

Good luck!!
 



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LMAO





278 comments:

  1. Goodafernoon beeveeleons
    Hope y'all having a nice day?
    Have been having a sneezing day..!!!
    Headache self join..😪😪😪

    TheQueen blog boo😘😘 hope u having a splendid day??

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    1. So true @ the sign out meme. Shout out to all the pregnant women out there, for its not easy being pregnant especially for this hot weather wet fit fry yam, may God continue to give us strength to carry to full term. Bv Default Smile nothing shall happen to you or your baby IJN. We shall all celebrate with you in due time. To all the TTC women out there, just know that God is not done with you yet. You shall all testify soon IJN. God bless the givers & receivers.

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    2. Welcome IHN to baddest!
      God Bless all d Giverz
      The guy wit d mtn scam ish kpele,if I were u Na to go der nearest office ooooo!
      No time for such trash mbok!
      Faces of IHN una too founder😘😘


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    3. God bless th3 givers.
      Kano bvs don dey much... yay

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    4. Too be default smile, I replied your comment this morning but the devil just wipe everything. I was talking about a novena prayer to Our Mother of Pepectual help.Google this prayer and say it with faith and you will forever testify. It is from the 1st to 9th of every month but can be said anytime. I will be burning a votive candle for your special intention during this novena and for all those TTCing.
      The lord will perfect all things through the intersection of our Mother Mary.Amen.

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  2. if you had me & you lost me you stupid

    no fake love




    #GODWIN™

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  3. SINGLE LADIES!!!
    Many ladies always ask, "how can I know that a guy loves me?"
    Many ladies lost good guys because they can't identify them. Although guys can pretend. You can identify a fake guy and you can know whether a guy loves you or not in the following ways:
    1) A fake guy will demand for sex. A real guy will also demand for sex. But a fake guy will quit the relationship if you refuse to have sex with him, while a real guy will not quit even if you don't give him sex.
    2) A fake guy show love and care. A real also shows love and care. But watch out! A fake guy will stop to be caring if you commit any offence, but a real guy never stops being caring no matter your offence.
    3) A real guy will not like to leave you no matter the situation.
    4) A real guy that truly loves you will always apologise even if it's not his fault.
    5) Fake guys pamper ladies. Real guys also pamper ladies too. But if a guy pampers you to the extreme, hmm don't trust him. In most cases, fake guys pamper ladies more than the real guys.
    6) When a guy uses too many sweet words all the time, be careful. Real guys that truly loves you will use few sweet words.
    7) A real guy that truly loves you will be very concerned about your problems. He will always show much concern about the causes and solution to your problems. But a fake guy only shows more concern about his own problems.
    8) A real guy will spend money on you. Fake guy will also spend money on you. But a fake guy will not give you much money unless you have sex with him. No sex. No money. Fake love.
    9) A fake guy will promise to marry you. A real guy will also promise to marry you. But a real guy will always discuss with you about how to build a successful marriage.
    10) A real guy can kneel down and even shed tears to beg you never to lose him. A fake guy who doesn't love you will not do that.
    THINK TWICE!!!
    copied

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    1. That number 8 is a thunderous NOOOOOO...!! leave money out of it..!! Simple n Short.. Kosija mbe...!!

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    2. Lol.
      I don't believe no.10 because real men don't cry. If she is yours, she will definitely come back after leaving.

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    3. Pls dear, how can I decode a room they have hidden camera. Tnx in advance

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    4. Chike real men cry...cryin doesn't mean dey are weak...

      But dis write-up sha....

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    5. Anonymous 14:37. Here it is
      How to detect a hidden camera in a room
      When you stay in a hotel, how do you know there is no room pinhole camera? When you travel to an unfamiliar destination or take a business trip, you stay at a hotel, but what you don't know is you could unknowingly be photographed or be secretly recorded.
      In this age of smart recording devices and pinhole sized drones, always remember when staying in a hotel, that you can use this method to check your room:
      1) when you have entered into your room, turn off the lights, and close the curtains, open your phone camera, don't turn the flash on.
      2) turn around the room with your cell phone, when a red dot is found, that means that a hidden web camera is installed.
      If no red dots, then the room is okay.
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    6. No 7 is so my Man. God bless you for me darling

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    7. Lolz.
      Real men cry,I mean real crying oooo no pretending.

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    8. No 2 is my predicament right now..and to think I love him so much.. right now I'm so shattered.. God pls rescue me from incessant heartache #diaryofalonelygirl

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  4. What's up for the ihn today, I hope I came first 🙌🙌🙌🙌

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  5. Things are happening, a lot of people are really depressed. A family friend sister took poison yesterday, she said she's tired of life. She sells Palm wine at Ibafo but has been complaining of low patronage. Her brother said she called him on Monday that she was tired,she is a widow and things are really bad. Her children has been informed, she was first admitted at ibafo but has been transferred to another hospital in sagamu. I pray and hope she survive.

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    1. Eya it's really sad o, I pray she survives too.

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    2. No I pray she dose not, can she create a life that she decide to take, her children has been informed meaning that she has grown up children

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    3. Make she no run go oo.we dey in it together.naija na wa ooo

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    4. I still think people who commit suicide are the most selfish being, how could you not think of the living and what your actions will do to them, some might never recover from the shock of it, and die heartbroken, indirectly taking another life with you. Depression this, depression that na who suffer pass job for Bible yet he never thought of ending his life, he believed, and so should we all.
      Odikata njoo, otu ubosi odi now!

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    5. @aba made,you're right. Her brother is really down,didn't open his shop today.

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    6. God,please intervene, I pray that she will make it..
      While taking life you cannot create.
      Na wah oooo,she didn't even remembered her loves ones before taking the poision.
      Some pple get mind oooo.

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  6. It's a beautiful Wednesday, welcome Wednesday IHN...

    MY FIRST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE ...
    I had this handsome guy called Dayo on Facebook that has been convincing me to visit him. Although I like him but I always tell him that I was very busy
    (you know now, the initial Shakara). His profile pictures were always tempting and inviting. And everything he posted on social media really turned me on in a way that I had never felt before. So at last I decided to accept Dayo's invitation. So I sent him my number and he called immediately to confirm if I was really sure I'd be coming. We talked for a long time and later I discovered that he was living not far from my house. I then said to myself, "this is a once in a lifetime opportunity". So I promised to visit him the next Saturday. That was the longest Saturday I have ever waited for in my life. Saturday finally came, he called me around 7:30am just to confirm if I was indeed coming to his house.
    After I had assured him of my coming. I started to search my wardrobe for my sexiest gown. I was a bit nervous but excited, you know the excitement
    and fear you have when you are about to do something you have always planned.
    Around 6pm I knocked on his door. The room was neatly arranged with sweet fragrance taking over the aymosphere, new bed sheets, hand sanitizer,
    bathing soaps for after..., expensive food and so on
    I was dressed very seductively in a tight body hugging silver dress and wore my expensive perfume.
    With dashing red lipstick and a matching red bra peeping from the edges . . .
    I was more than happy that I'm finally meeting him.


    My dear brothers and Sisters, see how you are seriously reading this story.
    I wish you can learn how to read your Bible and Qur'an like this. You need to change and learn to invest your energy in GODLY things.
    And not on the desires of the flesh.. If it were a spiritual message, you wouldn't have read it all
    the way here... You see Your life? May God forgive you all... Yes, I dey my house, come and beat me......



    *Larry was here*

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    1. You sef don't join them, mumu🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.make good use of your time😭

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    2. Read it halfway.. Quickly remembered someone had posted this before..!!😁😁😁😁 don't wana b scammed twice.😉😉

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    3. Lol.
      I wish you will equally preach word of God like this.

      Lmao

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  7. "Doc, I think my son has gonorrhea," a patient told his urologist on the phone. "The only woman he screwed is our maid."

    "Ok, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the medic soothed. "Get him in here right away and I'll take care of him."

    "But, Doc. I've been screwing the maid too and I've got the same symptoms he has."

    "Then you come in with him and I'll fix you both up." Replied the doctor. "Well," the man admitted, " I think my wife now has it too."

    "Son of a bitch!" the physician roared. "That means we've all got it!"


    #DontQuoteMe

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  8. Welcome IHN. It’s a blessing to be alive.
    @Default Smile, nothing will happen to your unborn child, you shall carry your pregnancy to term IJN. Amen. The Lord cannot bring you this far to give up now, so hold firm.
    Me don begin buy Omugwo things oooooooo.
    Thanks for the birthday wishes, DS.
    Happy birthday to Chike TEFLON and Sandy Neky’s brother. God bless you dearies.
    Hi Cookie dear, thanks for the shout-out. God bless you yanfu yanfu.
    Thanks to everyone that wished me a happy birthday as well as prayed for me yesterday. God bless

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  9. No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive.


    Almost every successful person begins with two beliefs : the future can be better than the present and I have the power to make it so.

    Thanks you so much for the shout out cookieeeeeeeeeeeeee

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    1. I shallad you in my mind...

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    2. Gbam! Gbammer!! Gbammest!!! Side eyes @Sandy Neky

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    3. @default smile, I just said a prayer for you.
      Your child is our child, we all prayed for you and we still pray until you deliver in peace, good health,a strong and healthy baby, we will both see mama and baby.

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    4. Finest.......You welcome babe😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

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  10. You don’t have to be what other people want you to be. You don’t have to be interesting or agreeable or entertaining. You don’t have to tone yourself down, quiet your voice, or hide your feelings. You don’t have to be outgoing or spontaneous or sociable. You don’t have to be thin or beautiful or anyone’s definition of attractive. You don’t have to be anyone other than who you authentically are, and you sure as hell don’t have to spend your time and energy trying to convince people that you’re worth keeping around. The right people are going to recognize your worth. They are going to respect you, appreciate you, and accept you, without forcing you to compromise who you are. Life is too short, and your happiness is far too important, to make room for anyone who treats you otherwise.

    - Daniell Keopke

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  11. Ihn is here
    Hmm permission to rant
    I don't know the kind of hubby I have o, my hubby has just 2jeans, few shirt, and I Pam sandal, if I complain, he will tell me clothe is not his priority, and he can spend thousands of naira on me n the kids, I'm always ashamed whenever we go out, especially on Sundays, and the Pam sandal sef is not a nice one I, he bought it from mallard @ 800#, last week a woman came to our house with lovely kids and male wears, I saw nice things for hubby, nice shoe, hubby just laughed at me and say how can he buy a pair of shoe for 8000, that God forbid, u know what he bought shoe of 6000 for my girl and 5000 for the boy, this are kids that have shoes before o.even me that I'm not working I can still boast of 5 pairs of shoes, courtesy of hubby, but he will never buy for himself. I pray I start work soon, I will make sure I use my fist few month salary to buy enough cloth for him. He has his own bad side but he can sacrifice his all for us. May the Lord bless all the good men.
     amen‎.i intentionally go anon o 

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    1. I can't finish reading your post, my dear use annoyance and buy him some good jeans, and sew him nice native.

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    2. God bless you hubby but....
      (The Queen will complete it)

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    3. Do not wait for him to buy for himself. Use every trick to get money from him and buy things for him. If he likes traditional,buy materials and make him nice fitted outfits.
      Btw he is a good man.

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    4. Since he doesn't buy for himself,you have d obligation to buy for him yourself and force him to wear them...that's d only way he can start having clothes..

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    5. Eyaaahhh you are a good wife.
      Knack pigeon on his head he will adjust sharp sharp. Lol








      *hangs leg on the wall*

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    6. Stella, your goodness is sooooo not fake and YES I am your official ass licker. 😝😝😝😝😝

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    7. He's a good man and he knows what he's doing.keep praying for him and encourage him more.

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    8. Eyah... Help him change his wardrobe..!! Thank God he is sacrificing for the family..!!

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    9. Your husband is in a Occult Society that forbids members from looking sleek except their family members.

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    10. Amen.
      U r a gud wife,pls keep it up.

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    11. My friend use some of your spare cash & buy clothes for your hubby abeg. That's what I do with my husband o, I can't come & be the only one looking nice while my husband is looking ratchet God forbid. Abeg make you dey squeeze small change even if na from foodstuffs money try to dey buy some baffups for your hubby biko.

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    12. Madam must u start work first?he gives u house keeping allowance cos u said he takes care of u guys well,so squeeze from the little n buy him SME stuff since u are so pained

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    13. Madam why not stylishly collect money from him or from the little money you have been saving and get some clothes and nice shoes for him?By then you can convince him how good is to dress well.

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    14. Chai!!!!
      Your hubby is a good man
      I know you have small small savings *winks*,use it and tush him up a bit till you get a job
      I can't go out with my hubby if he's poorly dressed
      ,but I make sure I tush pass am oh...hehehe

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    15. You don't need to start working before you buy for him, your hubby is a dirty man

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    16. Shout out to you Sexy Daddy,hope you are doing well?

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    17. My husband is not occultic @ ideato, he just have limited resources and decides to spent it on us than on himself, and tayan, he's a very clean man.thanks all

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  12. y with my little eye
    A girlie I can get 'cause she don't get too many likes
    A curly-headed cutie I can turn into my wife
    Wait, that means forever, ever, hold up, never mind
    Oh, I...I spy with my little eye
    A girlie I can get 'cause she don't get too many likes
    A curly-headed cutie I can turn into my wife
    Wait, that means forever, ever, hold up, never mind

    So is it you? You? Or you???? Steff baby ur digits😰😘

    Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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    1. Kelvin how are you and your Amu,
      Hope you are working on it, because nothing gives a lady great pleasure than a well handled Amu,which I know you don't have

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    2. I cant drop my digit here oga. The vultures in this blog are scary lol.
      *side eyes at my blog boo*










      *hangs leg on the wall*

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    3. Na WA ooooo,were u nt d matured man I saw on yesterday ihn?

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    4. Hian,Kevin won't first me for dis matter,stef no grew ooo,I carry u for mind spiritually since ooo

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  13. E don tey wey mtn be thieves na.
    Happy birthday Chike dear. God bless ya age.







    *hangs leg on the wall*

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    1. Thanks SteffySoFlySoFyn aka kokolet aka leg hanger aka PASTOR'S DAUGHTER...
      Lol
      make I stop make your dada no go scatter finish.

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    2. Happy birthday chike my guy.... More of God blessings on you now and forever

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    3. You don scatter my dada finish ooooh. Chai chop 👊👊👊 jare.
      God bless you rwal good dear.







      *hangs leg on the wall*

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    1. I think I did lol. Not sure anybody really/truly misses anyone here thou. You could be gone for a year and nobody would notice ur departure esp if you are not a trouble maker. That's why we shouldnt seek pples validation with our dealings on here

      Ok, bye

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    2. I think I missed your Dollar Crusted Mat more *lol*

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    3. God bless u for this comment Eesah👌

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    1. Beautiful faces of IHN, see vacancies everywhere, may God help all job seekers to find work IJN

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  16. So I saw yest where a lot of people were blabbing about married women being managed to be f**ked out of pity or cos of their money. Hmm! My case is different Biko. My side guy is a wealthy responsible young married dude who doesn't care about my punani but loves n worships d ground I walk on. He was spending millions on me bf ever we made out. As a matter of fact we've made out only once and seriously me don't even know what u guys mean by bomb pussy abi Wetin una dey call am. He loves me just d way I am n my hubby doesn't love me any less either. My side guy said he doesn't look at single chics cos they will not be coded like he wants. We don't stay in d same town but we chat n talk like our lives depend on it! We're so into each other like teenagers mind u I'm a mum of 4 and he's a dad of 3. Is relationship solely based on gbenshing sef? I never knew till I got to this blog. Some men prefer classy n responsible chics which i IS especially rich classy guys. My hubby is rich too n we're very cool but a side guy just to keep sanity from kids stress that's all. But must be discreet. Hubby can swear Na me holy pass. It's ok though. Innit?

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  17. For those having sex with people's spouses, there is a new surveillance tool that now catches such and converts the car ac into anesthetic gas. It dealt a heavy blow to a couple on such illicit date few days ago.

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  18. Lol @ the sign out pic....

    keeping up with 7am SP this days no easy o..by the time I open at 8am, comment don reach 200..issokay.

    All the face of Ihn today are pretty.

    Make God famous today!

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  19. Daenerys, you are pretty.

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  20. Welcome IHN of the day.if you have a beautiful heart raise your finger in the air!please be sincere to yourself.

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  21. Beautiful faces of IHN

    Don't have anything to say abeg, lemme mark register first lol

    BRB to troll 😂

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  22. Omawunmi you is pretty.
    Lateesha you is sweet.
    Daenery you is honey.

    Stella if you hear UNIBEN like this your body go sweet you... Lol

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  23. Na wa oo person no go make calls again near bridges?
    I just parked my car near 3rd mainland bride to answer an urgent call and over 100 vehicles parked and the occupants begging me not to do it!
    That they will help me with whatever problems I have !
    They thought I wanted to jump and commit suicide! As a sharp person , I quickly told them I'm owing somebody 20m!

    Come see alert for my phone as them gather money to stop me from jumping 😁😁😁😁
    Chie this one na good business oo it's better than MMM wey they give help 🙆🙆🙆. 😜😂
    I will go to another bridge tomorrow.😜😜😜😜😂😂...

    *Copied* HAPPY WEDNESDAY PIPO!

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  24. Na wa ooo. Na race?

    Sister Glory aka Omasiri how are you. Hope you are good?

    Beautiful faces, Omawumi, Lateesha and Dynary you ladies are beautiful.

    Plenty job opportunities, i pray for all who are jobless to get these Amen.

    MTN they are thieves before na, Etisalat self don dey follow them, i am sure the creditors are fully on Etisalat that is why you find it difficult to comment when I am at home on saturdays or sundays.

    About to eat my local rice. See you guys

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  25. FastTrack business una doh oh, it's forever living products o, they are looking for marketers. ,and I can tell u that salary is a huge lie, u refer someone the person used 160 k to register, and they will give you peanut, haba make una fear God, while Flo will pay the person like 30k for ur referrals, us it not better u reg urself and not slave for anybody? My two coin o

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  26. Welcome IHN. It's like there is no job vacancy in Ibadan.

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  27. You can't gain the trust of all but with the few ones you have,that should set your mind on a life wire... You are doing a great job and I've never seen my comment on a story... So sad

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  28. MTN subscriber 😂😂 No vex. Smile too does that. You only have peace when you get their unlimited my-fi. They will accuse you of browsing when you were fighting witches in your dream at 2am. Nigeria we hail!

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    1. Afternoon chikito. How is your day going? like your person

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  29. Trolling mood activated!

    😈😈😈

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  30. You have fine cheeks BV DT, ur name hard me spell.

    Bv that want to start gas plant, it's like starting a petrol station but not the same but u have to be ready to burn serious cash, register with union, land,laying of pipes n gas tank, unless u are doing a small scale gas biz e.g cylinder to cylinder.

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  31. MTN criminals,they always look for ways to exploit customers

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  32. What a beautiful day always thank God

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  33. anybody wey say TBoss go comot on sunday dem go waka lost in Jesus name. (New ring tone,)teamose,teampepper ,teamtreat.teamwhodemepp.

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  34. Ihn is bae!

    I had come to appreciate Lafresh and Lagos babe,both had their differences on this blog,apologised to each other and moved on!!

    They occasionally throw banters at each other when the need arises,that is what you call CLASS!
    Unlike these headless chickens that goes on and on with blog fights and keep malice,and always looking for an opportunity to sub one another.

    When you are angry about a comment,show it and bury it immediately and move on with your f**king life!

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    1. Shut up lady bed bug. Swaglafresh and Lagos babe is one person. Senior house girl forming class

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    2. Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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    3. Will you keep quiet bed bug, ur one of of irritants we have here, bu remember even though snipper price don go up, it's still very effective in killing bed bug.okoshi Oni Pata gigan

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    4. Ajekun Iya loooje, bed bug2ce
      Eni ti ole dani mu
      To n dena deni, ajekun Iya looje

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  35. Greatest of the greatest gbagba😅😅😅😅.If you didn't attend Uniben, So sorry because you re on a longggggg thing.😍😍Cool face@first face
    #ProudUnibenAlumni
    Daenerys Targaryen(hope I got it right)..Your skin is glowing😍😍😍,are you modelling for Glo??? See as your skin dey reflect for my phone screen😆😆😆 abeg cut small for me from your cream nah


    KidjoCuteReportingWithSamsungGalaxyNote5😅😅😅😅

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  36. Fill in d gap.

    A) There is no SHOKI today bcos

    1. --------------------------------
    2. --------------------------------
    3. -------------------------------
    (3 marks)

    B) IHN oa short n dry bcos
    1. ------------------------
    2. ------------------------
    3. --------------------------
    (6 marks)

    C. The last IHn for d month of March 2017 will fall on
    a) Monday
    b) Friday
    c) Who cares
    d) Ask google
    (1 mark)

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  37. Good afternoon everyone. I am still on my job matter ooo. God pls help ooo. Depression is killing me oooooo. Pls lord pick my call oooo

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  38. Three guys are stranded in a desert. By a stroke of
    luck, they find a magic genie lamp.
    The genie grants each of them one wish.
    The first guy wishes to be back home. Wish granted.
    The second guy wishes the same. Wish granted.
    The third guy says, "It feels very lonely here now, I wish
    my friends were with me…” Wish granted.


    Bv: Ogunmola Olaide

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  39. Awwww, Stellawi, Thanks a bunch Honey Mmmmmauhhhh!
    Mi love you a long time!

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  40. Me, I can never use mtn for browsing, they are cheaters. I prefer airtel for browsing that I'm sure because I use 2500 a month and I also browse heavily. Sorry, jare, don't mind them .

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  41. Bv Ali from Kano you sure? How is kano today? Chai i miss the suya i usually get from one suya man opposite one Mr Biggs i no no the name of the street sha but that man suya na the real deal aswear. I cant be in kano and not eat that man suya na die be that. Most times the driver will just ask me madam you no go eat suya today lol.
    Just that the sun in Kano is capable of melting ones ass.








    *hangs leg on the wall*

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  42. Peter Okoye
    RCA
    Iyanya
    Dino Melaye
    Tayo
    Bally

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  43. Good afternoon Stella, we love you like that. Resting for a while before going back into the hot sun. It is well.

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  44. Please who in the house sells turbans? I am based in Abuja.
    Thanks

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  45. Never underestimate what positive words can do, even from strangers. The fact that they go out of their way to say it makes it powerful! Do not underestimate what positive words can do to strangers as well. Be a sayer of positive words to strangers on here just because. You never know

    I'm outtie

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  46. URGENT
    Pls which app would would I use to identify the name of a particular number that is calling me help me please please

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  47. Wig maker.... I think all you need to be a good hairdresser/wig maker is common sense and a good sense of style. Many do training but can't wow you, while some learn from watching others and do a fantastic job.

    The only thing I can say is it would be nice if you augument it with something else. Okay. Let me break it down. So the average Nigerian chic has say 5 wigs. She makes one every say 3 months. She won't dismantle the wig until it slacks. A good wig won't slack in two years. She would probably come for washing, straightening, curling or crimping. So the frequency of recurrent patronage is once in 2 years. That's why most people who make wigs still give everyday salon services, cos those ones bring more steady income than the wig business itself. Do you get me? So it's either you have a voluminous customer base and you won't feel the 2 year gap, or you supplement wig making with something else- human hair lashes and refill, that eyebrow stroke-tattoo thingy (forgotten the name), false nails. Note that these are businesses you can do from home too. And if you're good clients will fall in.

    P.S: 🍷Here's hoping you don't take my comment the wrong way and start reminding me of my destiny.

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  48. @ MTN scam, its just a pity that NOTHING can be done about it, that's Nigeria for you. The excuse or filmsy explanation will be you browsing heavily,if you ask for your browsing records, system will not work.
    Stella you want us to believe every information you throw at us when over the years bvs have proven to us how they can play on our vulnerabilities to people's plight to milk the little we have. It is called freedom of speech. If you want only bunch of hypocrites on you blog then be my guest and by the way edit that 'how do you sleep at night when you don't comment on sdkblog' stuff. You sure don't want honest comments.

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  49. Greetings to you all, beautiful facez of IHN, enough vacancies, the guy Mtn scam kpele oh and thank you for sharing with us,do have a great day all

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  50. I want to troll comment today, stella if any of my comment disappear today ehn just kukuma go wear ya trainers bcoz na royal rumble we go do lmao.








    *hangs leg on the wall*

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  51. Mrs Perhaps that requested that I send Stella my account details, I have since done that, God bless you.

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  52. 1pm for IHN ....I still need to get use to this ooo hahahahaha... Na to just set alarm now to they notify me because my brain don dey use to the 2pm ooo

    Poster when say he popular pass us... I believe you die lol you even say isaacsons ooo lol I greet u specially

    Hustle is sweet when you are focused and determined I swear

    Shout out to
    Love me jeje
    Sandy
    Tetrina
    Bloggie
    Lolo ideato
    Em jay
    Ibk
    Swaggie
    Queen and boss
    Eka joy
    Fabmum
    Villager
    D royalty
    Ola
    Kevin
    Krix
    And so much more abeg

    Stella dimoko korkus keep being you abeg... U too much

    And am out people.... Much love from me to you all

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  53. Mrs Perhaps that requested that I send Stella my account details, I have since done that, God bless you.

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  54. Good afternoon good people...

    I'm fine Manna bee, thanks dear.

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  55. Where is Nwaamaka, Blogbrity, real nutty, RichBee and kween B?

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    1. Oh you just reminded me of Real Nutty. My Val date that year that never happened ...
      Let me go and check my phone.

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  56. I'm so obsessed with this Debbie's cunny cunny song

    It's been on repeat since and I've even been dancing that her one and only party dance steps to it.

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    1. Eleribu😄🤣stella don use money "humble" you as ikorodu local teacher.chi no dey oo cos I like her and the other person but you eh....better change your personality except if you're not like this in real life.I know you will reply this, Ewu!🤣🤣😐🚶🚶🚶

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    2. Why go anon? Coward
      If she comes for you now, you lot will call her names. SMH

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    3. Stfu Anoy, Eka is another person I admire in this blog

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    4. @anon 14:39.akpu ewu,Shout up the ass you call mouth,that's leaking like a gay's ass.Won't you let her be?
      Gosh.So many mad idiots here and you anon is holding the chairlady's position.ode lelehi.frustrated coward, next time use your id if you ain't a coward. Local bitch.go throw yourself into the lagoon because your type ain't supposed to be alive.😠😠😠😠


      KidjoCuteReportingWithSamsungGalaxyNore5😡😡😡😡

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  57. Happy Bday to Chike & my dear Sandy brother. May you both Live Long & Prosper.

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    1. Expectant mom, I love ur blog personality, pls keep it up. U must be a good person

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  58. Welcome IHN, Stella that ur signing out post is so true, see fine fine face of IHN. God bless our hustle in jesus name.

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  59. I just told a boy of 10yrs whose mum's shop is beside mine to go look for his agemate to play with. My daughter is 4yrs old, he is always calling her and playing with her, I have warned her severally to stop playing with him but she would not listen. I had to tell the boy just now to stop playing with her and that she is not his agemate, she is too small for him to be playing with, I told him I don't want to see them together again. I know his mum may feel bad if he tells her or something, but my instinct told me it is not just right considering the age difference and what some of these boys are capable of doing to small girls. Pls house, was I wrong or did I go about it the wrong way?

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  60. I am late again here. Na wah o

    Blog Lord wehdone for the other day. You are a correct and super lady. You know I can learn things from you right?

    ****

    So I was thinking if conji isn't also a cause of depression especially when that person is sexually active. When you look at Dr. Freud's psychoanalytic theory, you wouldn't have a choice than to agree with my assertion.
    Again I believe a major cause of this dreaded disease is a lack of contentment of your present situation. I'm not saying that you should be satisfied with your broke/single condition. Please always live in the moment and stop comparing the good old days you had with your fun friends and today where you have people around you who are not on thesame page with you.

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  61. That post where that lady died while giving birth through CS is still giving me chills. No wonder most people pray and bind CS, it is truly very risky in our country, seeing some of the experiences of the commenters, I just weak.

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  62. Today is my day, so I will curse no 1. But MTN too dey fuck up.

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    1. Ur bday u mean?



      Enjoy, wishing u grace in full measure, cheers

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    2. So where's shoki for the house to celebrate?


      PS.I don't load shoki o,I'm only helping those ancestrial spirits fingers to ask😆😆😆




      KidjoCuteReportingWithSamsungGalaxyNote5😅😅😅😅

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  63. Mrs Stells, help me stop Moses Armstrong from Swindling money off poor widows and farmers in Akwa Ibom State, in the name of maize growers, producers and distributors, we all know its a shady deal but the gullible farmers won't listen, I wonder how he (Armstrong and Ifiok)sleep at night, using poor peoples money to drink, smoke at decozzy lounge and carry women.

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  64. Chikito I saw ur greetings this morning. I'm doing good ma'am. I believe you are too.
    And to the dog on heat, I never said I was here for giveaway. I said I'm here to have fun and not to lick anyone's ass for favour. That does not mean i won't apply for giveaways, if I'm interested. So Aw does that implies being here for giveaway???????? U know what, I like it when pple like you feel victorious. It put smile On your face. And that's what Stella asked us to do today. So dear anonymous, I surrender. LMAO.

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  65. Mothers in the house, what are the essentials a baby needs for a first time mum. Also, what kind of car seat do I get? Please Advise

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  66. anybody that in need of cleaning or sales help should please contact me I need to survive this...

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  67. Anon 14:36 you are trying to protect your girl. You are not wrong. But if she is still trying to play with him, tell your daughter to let you know everything the boy did to her. Tell her not to hide anything.

    This world is so corrupt. I know how you feel. The boy's mama will be alright too

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  68. Shout out to all of you that have been "shouting out" to me ooo - Loveme jeje, Cookies, miss Priya, Isaacson, etc and all my other friends here... may God bless you all.... Have a nice day..

    Lest I forget, Bv Monkeynofine, as you dey for Obodo Oyibo so, be sure to link me to one Oyibo man or woman before you come back to Nigeria o, do you still have my email? Give it to the person to mail me, if not, get it from Stella. Abi make I mail you?. I "yam" looking for Oyibo lover.
    Choi! D'Royalty don hammer Oyibo, I trust MNF..

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  69. All these anonymous trying to decode a room with hidden camera, am sure say una dey too bad things. Una leave una husband go meet another man to knack. May God help you all

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  70. Chike, where's my cake?? No stories Biko......

    All the faces of IHN dey really fine....

    Please how can I add weight ooooo, make Una help me, just 'shikili' weight bikonu!!! Like I can fit into dresses I wore like 3 years back, dunno if it's a good or bad thing....

    Fabbie, I no dey vex for you again oooooooo, how can I??

    My lovers them, fire for Fire 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

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  71. Awwwww thanks stellz for posting the picture.
    Ehn ehn, has anybody noticed the rate at which the sun shines. This Benin own na die.

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  72. Chike happy birthday dear, I saw your shout out on SP have fun

    You want to bring problem between me and SUGAR abi I jump and pass

    Sugar love pls don't mind him he is over excited today.

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