I dont have much to say for today..Just grateful of how God shows up every time I need him.
Today is shoki Night..Yaaaaaaay!..Recharge card is all i have to give and I give it with all my love *Tongue out*
Business memes?Then send it in!
SYB folder is empty like all other folders but the show goes on!
Have a nice Friday and remember not to let anyone's word bring you down....
Shout Out to Everyone and if you are at work already or still in ed or on the way,I pray God gives you a miracle that will look like a lie.....A miracle that will Bless his name.
Dont forget to be a giver,doesnt matter how small,give it out and it will come back to you,double measure,pressed down,shaken together and running over
Kisses!
*BBNaija post coming up..
Singes mingles update coming up...
Looking for a job post coming up...
Hi
ReplyDeleteHello Highness Gwen!
DeleteHow are u doing?
Please what is my chances of getting pregnant?...had sex on the day of my ovulation, didn't use protection and I didn't not take any pills but he didn't release inside.... I really want a baby but my husband said we should wait a little
DeleteHi hi hi!!!
DeleteAlways first @Highness Gwen.
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ReplyDeleteGood morning
ReplyDeleteHave a fab weekend guys.
ReplyDeleteNice weekend all
ReplyDeleteA teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a see through blouse on and no undergarment. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!
ReplyDeleteThe teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You got let your rosebuds show!" and out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting here with no top on. The teenager wants to die.
She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate...
The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging rose garden."
#DontQuoteMe
Badass grandma lool
DeleteLols
DeleteLol
DeleteHahaha
Deletehahahaha @hanging rose garden.
DeleteHahaha
DeleteGood morning blogfam.
ReplyDeleteMorning dear
DeleteGood morning to you too.There is this special joy I have on Fridays,
DeleteAm annoyed with my husband. Just bcos he knows I av money in my account tru my sweat b4 marriage, he said he can't buy me a new fone cos of upkeep of the house, so I went to buy d fone with my money but to my greatest surprise ,he bot 30k fone despite that we r just managing and he's also asking me why I didn't tell him b4 putting my account in fixed deposit. The money I worked and sweat for. That was how he said I shld buy tins for our baby that he doesn't have money but can send money to his married siblings. Though am still searching for job or planning for a business, I regret he Eva new abt my small savings. Ladies, pls don't disclose such Neva to husband no matter how spiritual he may be, men will always be men. Pls, wat do I do now. Mayb I will send d money to another account. Thinking
ReplyDeleteGood as you don wise up
DeleteBetter change acct,my hubby only know one of my acct that's all.
DeleteYour husband is lazy ass. Why collecting your money from you, instead of him to give you.
DeleteChange the account and keep your money safe.
First, employ an English teacher with that money, to help sort your grammar out!!!
DeleteI learnt the hard way cos my husband made sure we finished the little savings I had before marriage on feeding & upkeep...now we are back to square one....he doesn't have a job, I have one that am just managing cos I spend 60% of the salary on tfare.& we have two children - school fees & their upkeep...I will never make such mistake in my life even person dash me money, I no dey tell am..
DeleteIt'll be difficult for you to hide it now cos he already knows about it even if you move it another account, he'll keep asking what you used the money for.
God'll give you wisdom.
Hmmm buy your baby stuff please.
DeleteI'm sure you were blinded with a nonsense love!...
DeleteWhen I advise you girls here,una no dey learn!...
A smart person would have told him the money is your moms or any of your siblings...
That they gave it to you to keep for them!...
The mistake have been made!.you will have to buy the baby things with your money!..
And no,not Everyman is like your husband!...
Una dey try oo
DeleteCos I don't know what kind of love will make me disclose my savings to hubby.
Except he has seen my payslips I doubt if he knows how much my salary is though he has never asked.
Mothers ought to give their children this advice before marriage. Never declare all your assets.
DeleteI understand ur plight my sis,because same thing is happening to my eldier sis,the little money she managed to save before NYSC the husband has used tricky ways of extracting it away from her,immediately she got married she gradually started forgetting her responsibility as a senior,my dad was sick then called my eldier sis husband for an assistant but he barely refused saying his parents are sick as well where as they aren't. That was how I lost my sweet dad and all this useless man could bring for the burial was 59k, was it nt same money he claim he wasn't having,my widow mom has being feeding from hand to mouth,no help,whenever I call my eldier sis to establish my mom all we hear its no money and we really dig into it and found out she really have no money but this man his husband has his own savings but whenever my sis receive salary, he has already pile up bills at home for her to pay so the money doesn't come home.my mom has cried her eyes out yet no help is forth coming.even as I type this I don't have hope of what to eat this morning,heaven is my witness with the kind of life we are living,we are still very young don't know what else or who to run to,so I somehow understand ur plight poster.some men are just devil incarnate, I don't really know how to explain this very issue but I know what am saying.that man doesn't take my family as his at all and my sis its not wise following him, but just following him and his instructions like a sheep. Sign B.E
DeleteSorry about the whole issue. But I always say a lot of women just generalize issues of funds in marriage. Am a man and have been married for almost two decades and I have a wonderful wife that we both make money and do everything together. In marriage you should both identify you strength and weaknesses and use it to complement each other. You won't believe my wife has the alert for the joint accounts but only as to curb me from over spending atimes. We are both signatories to all accounts and everything is bought in Mr & Mrs. Cause we believe we are in this marriage for life. But most men and women these days just marry for financial gains and it's just a pity marriages pack up like business ventures forgetting lives are involved unlike business where it's only money involved. Just take it easy and make sure you use your savings wisely as I don't see your husband as a real supportive man. But also talk to him about it. Communication is key in marriage and information is vital.God help,bless and keep your home. Amen!
DeleteEyyah!!! Sorry madam. I have a million naira too wey I just keep for my account. I left my job cos it was killing me but I intend to start a biz soon and he s trying to raise the fund for me. We are getting married in few days. I don't intend to mention it to him.. Ayammmm broke is my national anthem.. Lol! A wife should help out in the house with little things too sha
DeleteDid you attend marriage class? Trust me! The advice you will get here are not going to be good. You don't bring your marriage issue to the Internet for people you don't know to start giving you advice. 80% of people here are single . So what advice are you expecting them to tell you? The only advice I will tell you is, do what is best for the family and stop thinking about yourself only. Your husband still bought you a phone, right? He wanted to surprise you. Yet you are not satisfied. I guess you are expecting him to get you a phone of N200,000, that was why you mention N30,000. Atleast! he is taking care of the bills in the house.
DeleteTHIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
ReplyDeleteDON'T TAKE IT SOUTH!!!
Hausa man will see pipe and call it "fife". When he see five naira he will call it pipe nira and Yoruba man will be laughing at him forgetting that Yoruba call three thousand "Tree thousuu" Eg :
IGBO: how much is this bag?
YORUBA : fu mi ni "Tree thousuu."
IGBO: Three thousand?
YORUBA : Ah!! Omo Igbo Tree thousuu, Tree Tree Tree Tree oooo!!!!
If there want to buy Champion newspaper you will hear "elo ni SAMPION newspaper?
Chelsea FC will score Yoruba man will be like "Up Selsea, Selsea for life"
If you tell conductor "Charity owa" the message the drive will get is "Egbor Sarity owa ooo, Sarity bustop owa ooo"
If you going to Airport Road and you are not Yoruba or understand their language you will will sleep at the bustop because what you will be hearing is "Yaport Road wazo wazo, Yaport Road Yaport Road"
#copied from Mr Melody For Comedy.
Dry
DeleteHahahahahahahaha...
DeleteU r so dense hian, hope u r not yet married sha,cis with this ur childish behavior it will be hard for any woman to manage u, u r so dumb, always commenting on blogs when ur mates are our there working, isaacson brother,or I've forgotten ur tribe are known for night work, both men and women, ashi and armed robber tribe tueh
DeleteU r so dense hian, hope u r not yet married sha,cis with this ur childish behavior it will be hard for any woman to manage u, u r so dumb, always commenting on blogs when ur mates are our there working, isaacson brother,or I've forgotten ur tribe are known for night work, both men and women, ashi and armed robber tribe tueh
DeleteHahahahaha...u be Cray oo..
DeleteFunny but na true u talk..
Church na sosi
Chike u will not kill me ooo 😁😁😁
DeleteIf you are new in lagos, you have to pay attention to the conductors if not sorry is your name
I can relate to this. I'm new in Lagos. The first week I kept standing at the bus stop while buses going to my destination kept passing me by. I had to ask someone and he replied with " ah ah Dem be dey pass since na and you no come talk anything since" He stopped the next one for me. KO easy ra ra in this Lagos.
DeleteGood morning every one,shout out to you all.have a a good day
ReplyDeleteFirst? Eating pancakes!
ReplyDeleteHolla cooky
I like you my fellow ph Bv.
DeleteNot first, try again later. Pls send me some pancake lemme eat with my cold tea
DeleteBlack Berry.... One manMopol, Howdie???
DeleteYou Don mop today??? 😘😘😘😘
My dear, trust in God's plan, even when it doesn't make sense. God bless you and have a nice weekend
ReplyDeleteA man returns a book to the library,
ReplyDeletebanged it on the counter and yelled, “I read this entire novel; there are too many names of people and no story at all!”
The Librarian looks up and responds,
“Idiot! So you were the one who took the Attendance book?"
Have a good day
Don't worry about what others think. People are always negative, don't let it bother you.
ReplyDeleteWho else is still much into this runtown - "Mad Over You"
Ghana girl say she wan marry me o
I hope say she sabi cook wache
Hope your love dey sweet pass sheto
Baby girl i say
I say your body na killer oh
I fit to die on your body, only on your body
That girl for the corner
Tell somebody make them call am o
Way she dey whine am i see fire for her body o
And if she follow me go na enjoyment go kill am o
Baby girl you bad oh
Girl the way you whine oh
I dey mad over you girl (x2)
Say you are my woman eh eh
My super wman
I dey mad for you girl (x2)
If i sing for you, you go love me oh
Baby love me non stop, i’ll love you nonstop
Always kiss you ontop, Baby o
All over the world wan wa mi
Play the music nonstop
Tell them dance to my song
Tell them shake bum bum
ohweh
That girl for the corner
Tell somebody make them call am o
Way she dey whine am i see fire for her body o
And if she follow me go na enjoyment go kill am o
Baby girl you bad oh
Girl the way you whine oh
I dey mad over you girl (x2)
Say you are my woman eh eh
My super wman
I dey mad for you girl (x2)
Ghana girl say she wan marry me o
I hope say she sabi cook wache
Hope your love dey sweet pass sheto
Baby girl i say
I say your body na killer oh
I fit to die on your body, only on your body
Good morning everyone.
Lovely.
DeleteThanks for sharing.
👆👆👆👆
I still love the song
DeleteMy ringtone. I don't like the vedeo tho
Delete🙌 me oh.....I'm still trying to get what he was saying at some point
DeleteWehDonMa
DeleteThank you for sharing
DeleteSee how everyone changed mouth regarding the woman abandoned by their sons. Imagine that Eva chronicle poster in which most bv's weren't truthful, no matter wat, ur mom is still ur mom. Let's always reason well and put ourselves in people's shoes b4 condemning. Selah
ReplyDeleteThank God is Friday,thank God for the gift of life.I need someone to put a smile on my face this morning
ReplyDeleteSmile Jesus loves you😁😁
DeleteGood morning lovelies. It's a beautiful Friday morning. I'm greatful to God for the gift of life... Even though I'm not happy at all...
ReplyDeleteI thought I was going to get it...well God knows why.
Still looking up to God for my miracle.
TGIF!!!
ReplyDeleteI Wish everyone a SuckSexFull weekend
I'm soooooo happpppppyyyyy.
ReplyDeleteI read from someone here yesterday that God has finally answered our prayers on Default Smile, thank you Lord for your faithfulness. May you carry them to full term because I know they're twins, may God do same for Yemi7up too and other TTC here, we will celebrate with you all in this 2017.
*Larry was here*
Amen,I am next
DeleteYay! thank God its Friday!
ReplyDeleteWaaawu! #Twerks... #Twerks! #Twerks.
I have nothing to do other than watch movies(cartoons of course) and sleep..... S/O to all the gbogbos in the house....
Come and marry my husband..
DeleteThe way he watches animated movies
Family Guy
Justice league
The Simpson's
What's the meaning of wawuu?
DeleteSo much love...too much love here. Thanks fam. Happy new month Beevees.
ReplyDelete#My case is different
Congrats again, so happy 4u dear
DeleteDefault thank God for you.We celebrate with you.
DeleteCongrats
DeleteI've never met you, don't know what you look like, but at Shiloh I stood in for you and a friend when a call was made for those believing God for miracle baby. That night i saw someone who was supposed to be you carrying a child (boy) covered with a white shawl, you wore white too. I came here the next day and dropped a comment under one og yours, can't remember which.
DeleteCongrats again God's plan always works
Congrats dear...so so happy for you
DeleteSo happy for you dear
DeleteCongrats.
So there was a heated argument yesterday concerning circumcision, why is it male circumcision not grossly frowned upon as much as female?
ReplyDeleteSome mentioned any form of body mutilation is barbaric.
Some say itss a nonsense practice based on religious background.
Others even argued hygiene.
.....Well, it wasn't conclusive, but I've seen those dicks looking like gala or sausage with the coated wrap on, & i fancy mine just fine, i dunno about the feeling while the consumer snacks sha, but i see good results & a happy customer, maybe the customers with red lips or ketchup can help differentiate.
You is naughty!
DeleteHello *Winks*
DeleteI cant even kiss a man who isnt circumcised sef talk more of letting his wrapped something enter my clean kundus. Once i notice u arent circumcised i take to my heels no time mhen. But its a known fact that circumcised men perform better in bed than uncircumcised men except the few once with tiny cocks.i always raise beyonce hands for women who married men with small penis. It aint easy mhen,God hasnt given me the grace to manage a small cock yet.
Delete*hangs leg on the wall*
Hell..............o
ReplyDeleteGood morning fam.... Thank God its friday!... Am on my way home... No school for me throughout next week o... I need to go and hustle for my school fees... Deadline is next week friday... Oluwa bless my hustle... Jumat.Mubarak folks..
ReplyDeleteStella AMEN to your prayer.
ReplyDeleteSomething happened yesterday that am still trying to wrap my head around. I stopped somewhere to get recharge card and after the woman in the shop attended to me I sat down to load and one well dressed man walked in asking for Mtn 1500.
ReplyDeleteI was still loading my card, but i kinda heard all their convo
The woman brought out mtn 1000k, and 400 I think and told the man she doesn't have one 1500k mtn and begged him to buy the one she has.
The cards are not sealed, more like the paper one that the digits are in the open and the man said make I see the one wey you get and this woman showed him the cards and after staring for some seconds, he just said ohhh na one 1500 own I want because I wan send am to person and he just murmured and left without buying .
Can y'all believe that man had crammed the digits and loaded the cards just after he left? I was still in the shop sitting when someone else came to buy cards and the woman gave the person the same card that the man that left refused to buy and Lo and behold the card was used up. Haha how na? The woman thought it was a joke and gave the person the second card she showed to the man that left and that one also was used up.
I was like yo man that man can cram for the gawds ? If he was wearing glasses I would have thought maybe there was a camera in it that he used to snap it and left, but this man had no glasses on and he never brought out his phone, but both the cards that the woman showed him earlier were used up.
Don't you all think that man is a genius? For him to have crammed the digits of the cards? I give it up to him man!
That was really lame and low of him though.
The man used jazz.
DeleteNa wah ooo.
Poor woman.
Naija Mike Ross from Suits
DeleteDude can cram anything just by looking at it
Chi that one is small. What you just narrated is some people's day job. They cram for a living!
DeleteI cram my father recharge card once 1500when he asked me to load it and network was not gud,I didn't know I be the number until I was playing with my phone,the thing just enter o lols,my father was just cursing mtn,me just say daddy use my credit naw.lols so the curse no go folo me.like.
DeleteNa wah oh!...
DeleteAdonbilivit!!..
Hahahahaha
DeleteIt's possible. If I load a card once and it doesn't work, I don't have to look at it again to load except if I was absent minded.
DeleteOw abt his wrist watch? Wrist band? Hand gear? pen on his chest pocket? Wake up babe the world has gone digital.
DeleteChai!!!!
DeleteThat man has got no heart..
There are some people with high brain activity like that. There's an autistic guy who, all he needs to do is fly over a landscape and when he touches down, he'll draw the whole landscape including the tiniest detail from memory. Guess this guy was one of them...
DeleteOniro oshi, since na night work u dey do, why won't u sit in someone's shop for hours loading cards
DeleteWoooow
Delete@tetrina is very right. Great mathematicians and physicists had some form of developmental / behavioural disorder like autism , asperger's . Issac newton and Albert Einstein did .
DeleteThat's guy is a genius .
Good morning people
ReplyDeleteHappy belated birthday to quickie ,saw your post late.
Tetrina,. Mauritius or seychelles?? Where do you wanna go?? So we will take you along...
Finally watched wedding party yesterday. Oh man, that movie was interesting and fun. ThatS how a typical inter tribal marriage between the igbos and Yoruba happen. The wedding planner tho, she cracked me up big time with her restlessness. What about the mothers?? Nice movie
When the Bible said pray for your enemy, it didn't tell you the kind of prayers to do for them. The Bible made us to understand that we wrestle not against flesh and blood. But against principalities and powers. Against spiritual wickedness in high places. The Bible also told us to suffer not a witch to live. Learn to direct your prayers people.
Pray for your enemies, bible isn't ambiguous, it further says, feed, clothe, shelter etc tour enemies. It says don't repay evil with evil. It says don't revenge. Mummy, don't let these peddlers of God's word deceive you, twisting God's word & infusing seemingly smart philosophies of men. God cant be deceived neither mocked!
DeleteHi Fab mum.
DeleteTetrina now you can watch the wedding party too(YouTube ), or have you seen it already?
Seychelles✈🏖🍸👙......Mauritius has been done! Let me know what things to pack and we can hit the road, lol 💋
DeleteAmen o! Fab mum good morning! I watched the wedding party yesterday so funny! I love Shola Shobowale she can shout for Africa lol😁 she got me all cracked up. Interesting movie. Good morning Stella! Thank God it is Friday time to relax and enjoy. Good morning SDK family!
DeleteThanks Fabmum
DeleteAhhh! You guys should add me to the Seychelles traveling plan. The more the merrier 😘
DeleteFather God,Thank you for always being there for me,for watching my back all of the time,gir listening to me and taking care of me when I am down.
ReplyDeleteBut most importantly thank you for loving me cause nobody could love me like the way you do...
Thank you Jesus..
Yays!!! TGIF.
ReplyDeleteHailings Stella. Aye ve erhuvwu.
Praising mode activated 🎶 🎶 🎶
Bloggie Lordie good morning to you.
Positive Vibes Only 😊😊
Hell..............o
ReplyDeleteGood morning world!! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived
ReplyDeleteI am just so glad it's a Friday.....
ReplyDeleteI am literally sleepwalking
Up and thankful. Thank you lord for the gift of life. Have a nice day all
ReplyDeleteit's gonna be a great day.
ReplyDeleteYou guys goodluck with the shoki night, I need my sleep biko. I have a red heel shoe to give away.
DeleteIt will
DeleteCan someone please tell me if I can still watch bbnaija if I pay for the least dstv package for my subscription? I paid 6k last month and my subscription just expired I dnt want to pay 6k again but I am not sure if I can watch bbnaija if I pay for the least package. Abeg make una help me with an answer. Thank you
DeleteMe and my babe love each other so much. We are a match made in heaven unlike my wife who I married arranged. Should I open up to the love of my life about my marital statues? Won't she leave me? I want her as second wife when I get money.
ReplyDeleteWaiting for Shoki night.
ReplyDeleteOgadi egwu today!!!!!.
Father locate me with a Miracle that will sound like a lie but real.
Pick my call Jehovah Jireh..
Do that only you can do in my life..
You did not say IJN, Amen.
DeleteMe too.
DeleteBeautiful morning all
ReplyDeleteI don't even know the kain nonsense sleep wey I sleep for night sef. Was just turning and turning and turning on the bed.. every where was sooo hot. And na so so yeye dreams person go dey dream till morning mshewwww. God please give us Harmattan bikooo
Nigeria which way sef?
Why do we prefer quantity over quality?? Odiro kwanu nma
How can somebody buy pen for a whooping sum of #30 and you cannot use it for more than three days and the whole ink will just try up.... like where Etisalat dey dry your data???
It's not fair ooo.. In a week somebody will spend a whole sum of #60 for pen alone 😧😧😧
Una doh oooh
Pen is on recession
Delete😂 😂 😂 hahahah
DeleteTop of the morning to you all.
ReplyDeleteShout out to all the wonderful people on this blog.
I am serving a living God.
👊
DeleteAnother sweet day for me to be happy and infect others with my happiness.
ReplyDeleteGoodmorning all.😆😆😆.Be the reason for someone's happiness today..Kisses to all the happy souls here,bitter souls and bitter anons can get theirs from ekwesu😅😅😅😅😅😅.
#HappyGirlZeroWorries.
What is ekwesu? It's ekwensu.
DeleteAre you sure you are happy
DeleteBlessed morning dear..
DeleteThank you Father..
Morning cutie
DeleteSo my friends think I have a problem just because I dnt post my pictures on any of my social handle,I operated facebook last since 2013 and instagram since 2015.To me I believe I need to achieve a lot in many life first before living a fake life because I see this social media as fake and I dnt want to portray myself as that,pls bv's do you think my excuse is unnecessary and I should start to operate my social handle.
ReplyDeleteIt is yours, so do as you like.
DeleteYou don't have to portray yourself as fake on social media
DeleteYou can take a honest picture and put on your social media. When you go the extra mile to do that is when you are being fake
I am not a facebook tho. But I love instagram.
My kindred spirit.
DeleteHian! Wetin concern us
DeleteU ve problems
DeleteYou are not alone oh. The things we are on social media SMH. Even with my achievements I ain't posting no shii there
DeleteSame here! I'm only on Facebook and on " ghost mode"!
DeleteAbeg live ur life..
DeleteThe last time I wrote on my facebook wall ws last year march and is cos of my birthday..to thank pple that wish me happy birthday...
You don't own anyone explanation on how to handle ur social media...
*NUGGETS FOR NOBLES*
ReplyDelete1. Take risks in your life. If you win, you can lead; if you lose, you can guide.
2. People are not what they say but what they do; so judge them not from their words but from their actions.
3. When someone hurts you, don't feel bad because it's a law of nature that the tree that bears the sweetest fruits gets maximum number of stones.
4. Take whatever you can from your life because when life starts taking from you, it takes even your last breath.
5. In this world, people will always throw stones on the path of your success. It depends on what you make from them - a wall or a bridge.
6. Challenges make life interesting; overcoming them make life meaningful.
7. There is no joy in victory without running the risk of defeat.
8. A path without obstacles leads nowhere.
9. Past is a nice place to visit but certainly not a good place to stay.
10. You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time.
11. If what you did yesterday still looks big to you, then you haven't done much today.
12. If you don't build your dreams, someone else will hire you to build theirs.
13. If you don't climb the mountain; you can't view the plain.
14. Don't leave it idle - use your brain.
15. You are not paid for having brain, you are only rewarded for using it intelligently.
16. It is not what you don't have that limits you; it is what you have but don't know how to use.
17. What you fail to learn might teach you a lesson.
18. The difference between a corrupt person and an honest person is: The corrupt person has a price while the honest person has a value.
19. If you succeed in cheating someone, don't think that the person is a fool...... Realize that the person trusted you much more than you deserved.
20. Honesty is an expensive gift; don't expect it from cheap people.
Have a beautiful weekend ahead😘😘
How do you know cheap people
DeleteWord!!
DeleteGood morning beautiful hearts here.Yesterday I wrote on SP thanking God for the good news I received.For clearance purposes,when I donate sperm,I do that anonymously but the people involved will having to be keeping in touch with me.For the money aspect?every thing is not about money,but the passion to see smiles on the faces of people looking for babies as every one deserves to be happy. Anonymous abusing me thank you.But don't you think you need a little happiness in soul so that I will be well with you.Lovemeje the only yori yori princess in SDK blog.On my way to my hustle centre.
ReplyDeleteOga you talk too much. Are you not too old for this petty talk ?
DeleteI pity the desperate women that contact you.
You mean sperm donor center
DeleteGood luck on your way.
DeleteLol sperm donor😁😁😁😁😁😁😜😜😜😜😜😜😝😝😝😝😝😏😏😏😏😏
DeleteIf u donate anonymously, how then wil the people involved be keeping in touch with u when they don't have your details.
DeleteAbi 'anonymously' now have another meaning? Come up with a better lie abeg
Lols.gud
Delete#wehdonSah
DeleteOn.ur way to donate more sperm abi father Abraham, ugly misheshe
DeleteSexy Daddy don't mind them.Bitter souls every where.How do get your email or your contact?reply
DeleteTGIF...I should be happy But am not joor I still have weekend calls to cover.. It is well with muah.. God help me to learn this endotracheal intubation fast. I must become a professional before my next hospital final practical exam..
ReplyDeleteTo all the people that got offended about my comments on Emeka ike's divorce saga,make unah no vex.. ..
Monkey no fine you go dey alright..
Shout to all wonderful beevees.. I love you all.
Read hard
DeleteI know your job so well like I'm doing it. All thanks to Greys Anatomy. I know so many media's terms, sickness and what not.
DeleteOK ,why do men always shy away from scolding their kids?
ReplyDeleteMother's are d only ones supposed to discipline kids????
Dh would hardly see anything wrong in what d kids are doing and dt makes me mad bcx I'm d only one talking and giving instruction they end up disobeying and I too end up vibrating.
My dad was like that too. Mum was D only disciplinarian in d house and dt made me loved my dad more then. Now I see my kids going closer their dad bcx "I talk too much"
Why are most naija men like this???
My husband is that way too.Just don't over do the scolding and shouting.Your kids will get scared .Small small.
DeleteBecause it's a woman that builds her home, simple
DeleteAm strict than hubby, yet they are more respectful and lovey dovey towards me than hubby. My kids will choose me anyday anytime.
DeleteMy husband is the disciplinarian. Even me sef will wait for daddy to come before I report.
DeleteHahahhaha...i can relate..
DeleteMay God give us the wisdom and understanding to handle our children..
Everyday my first son will come bãck from school with diff slag...like
Are u a chicken?
Are u a chair? hmmm or
telling the younger one
if i wash u....hmmm
na God dey help us..
Yah TGIF...... Good morning everyone, We will all have a blessed day today.
ReplyDeleteGood morning and happy Friday.
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ReplyDeleteI came in late for the chronicles yesterday
Look woman, stop looking for stipends. I'm sure you want help from the blog. That's why you emphasised so much on your rent. And then throwing the whole my husband wants to take away my children from me. Knowing this will make blog visitors start throwing cash your way..
You have 2 options
1. Give them to their father for now. Figure out yourself. Always visit them. When you are back on your feet, have shared custody with him
2. Go back to your parents house with your kids and figure life from there
I saw you insulting people yesterday. Going up and down trash talking to those who would stop your antics from working
Let me ask you, since you are a stay at home wife, why didn't you move with your husband? Aren't there schools in Ibadan? So he was busy paying rent for 2 places and you think he wouldn't get tired?? You were a liability to him and he found someone who complimented him. I don't get why a wife will choose to be a house wife. Even house wife these days now do good business from home. I know am instagram have seller who have over 50k followers, she sells hair from home and is making it big time. But you sat down and did nothing.
And I'm sure he didn't marry you. I'm sure you are like a friend of mine who has decided to give birth to 2 children for a man who hasn't paid her dowry. Not only did she give birth to 2 children but also leaving with him. Dude treats her like trash. I have talked and talked but she won't listen,she will say their culture it's already like they are married. . Tomorow if he goes and marry someone else, I'm sure she will send this same chronicle you sent.
Don't use your children to make money. If you can't take care of them, give them to the father now and stand on your feet. It doesn't mean you abandoned them. I mean, he is there father also. He also brought them into the world. Go and figure your self out please. Don't be waiting for someone to send your 100k from the blog to pay your rent. Everyone is sending in their genuine story and it opened way for them, you decided to do same. .
Mtxheww
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DeleteGood advice,God bless you for this..
Delete@ chronicle poster take note..
I luv this piece, just like my sister inlaw,with 3 kids she just sit at home and wait for her husband or mine even me to b giving her money to use.
DeleteWhats with the "I'm sure" statements? That your friend is an dolt does not mean everyone is. You are such a bitter person and to see how bitter you are you decided to do chronicles carryover biko go and drink 🍯 it will calm your bitter soul.
DeleteAnd NO I'm not the poster just someone who believes advice to chroniclers should be carefully thought through before given because most of them send the chronicles in as a last resort.
TGIF people!
ReplyDeleteGod pls cause me to receive a miracle that look like a lie in this my job search this month. Amen
ReplyDeleteSince Monday this week not been able to get enough rest. My colleagues from my previous branch are trying to rope me into something I didn't do. They committed the error and stole money only for them to want to tag me into it when my hands are so clean. In just know my Lord Jesus will vindicate me. And they are on the top of my Lenten Prayers.
ReplyDeleteAmen to your prayers
DeleteGood morning Stella and BVs. Have a wonderful weekend everyone!!! My shoutout goes to dope ph babe and all the sweet souls on this blog.
ReplyDeleteHello dear, longest time. Hope you are good.
DeleteHappy birthday to my sister,she's a BV and I wish her longlife and God's blessing all the way.
ReplyDeleteYou people are really funny on this blog o
ReplyDeleteLike really funny
Remember that this is a blog people
It's a blog
If a and b are not in talking terms. Anyone that hails a and b at the same time will be termed a bad person. Because she hailed the 2 fighters. What's the business of c if a and b decide not to be in talking terms
You people now act like kindergertern kids. Where the kids tell their friends who to play with and who not to play with. Don't play with her, she's not my friend. You people do too much
If you don't hail someone, you are an enemy
If you hail, you are an ass licker
if you hail 2 fighters, you are a hypocrite
If you hail 1 of the fighter, you become an enemy to the other fighter
LMAO
And why is it that the head "colliders " are always in anon?? You fight, troll and down rubbish under anon and then use your 🆔 later. Don't give me the crap about all of us being anon. We are not all anon. Because we didn't use our real names or pictures don't make us anon. When you want to troll and me, you troll fab mum. But I can't troll you since you are anon, and you could just be any body.
Please you people should respect your old age. And stop acting like KG kids. It's petty
Looking for a job post , i am waiting!
ReplyDeleteThank God its friday!laying on the couch alone at home feeling so depressed with my three months pregnancy,hubby tried to cheer me up before he went to work but i am so depressed.I don't know why that should be so?I just feel like crying all day but the tears aren't coming.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the encouraging words dear Stella.
ReplyDeleteMay God give me a testimony that will sound like a lie..I will also make sure i give from the little i have
Looking forward to the 'looking for a job post'
I love you Stella no be joke.
Dear BVs, do not do business with an IG online store by the handle _the_wardrobe. She is a swindler who dupe pple by pretending to be an online fashion retailer. I got interested in some items on the IG page last week and sent pictures of the items to the whatsapp no. provided on her bio enquiring about the price. After telling me d cost of each, I decided to buy 2 which came to a total of N9500. She said it's pay before delivery and the items will be delivered the next day. She gave me this Diamond Bank a/c no: 1114540935 with a/c name: Khadijah Salau Jamiu which I transferred the money to immediately. D following day, d order was not delivered, I got in touch wit her again and she said it's bcos all her delivery guys were occupied that day. I asked when can d items be delivered and she promised the following Monday. I replied her that if the items r not delivered on Monday, she should refund my money and she said no problem. On Monday, same story...order was not delivered. So, I sent msg to her on whatsapp again but got no response, d following day same story but I noticed that she has changed her DP which shows that she has been online. I called, she did not pick, sent sms...nothing...then I also realized on Wednesday that she has blocked me on whatsapp. That was when it dawned on me that she is a fraudster. All these while she's always online on IG and kept posting pictures. So I called her out on IG under one of the newly posted pictures and she immediately blocked me from her IG page too. She may change her IG handle after seeing this post..but keep these phone nos which are 08068559678 and 08081025296 as well as the Diamond bank acct name Khadijah Salau Jamiu in mind so as not to fall victim to this swindler.
ReplyDeleteI am now a final year student of medicine nd surgery 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
ReplyDeleteCongrats doctor inview.
DeleteI prefer Tekno's PANA to Mad Over You by Runtown.
ReplyDeletewelcome to weekend thank God for the life.
ReplyDeleteMorning Stella and bvs,am in d office already pray for God favour and 2day is holy ghost service camp here I come,love u guys and do ve a lovely day ahead Stella pla post
ReplyDelete@Chi exotic.GD morning.dat man is a genius.Na wa.i pity d lady.anyway am still single and getting to 38.I must have a baby girl dat will look after me in. old age.I don tire.no husband.no helper.no money.I must carry belle dis year.I no fit again
ReplyDeleteAnon 8:00 your horseband na wa for him ooo. He should be ashamed of himself. Abeg take your money put for another bank and no let him know jare. All they know is to fuck and not do anything good to make their women looks good but they will be admiring another man's wife.
ReplyDeleteGood morning great people. Today we are having feet washing and anointing service this evening to send back every arrows the enemies and agents have been throwing on people. I have prepared myself because i will take it by force from the devil. If you want to come, let me know, you will never go back the same and you will win them in every corner.
Just finished watching Maid in Manhattan and The son i never knew. Pastor never come work, he dey relax for his house and would soon come. May be i should tell him to give me tv for my own office self, i be big woman jare. Oya pastor come and let me whisper into your ears what i need.
Abeg make una no vex, this lent what are the things you give up. My pastor oga was asking me yesterday, wetin i want to give up, i said nothing to give up ooo. He laughed. Oya Catholic people, may God bless una plenty oo, wetin una dey give up.
Let me go and make a cup for myself. Love you all plenty plenty.
Ideato Lolo oya ooo we dey wait for the jist. my ears open wide like rabbit own
Rowland Dominic keep praying and God will cover you from their errors. You wont be tag unless the devil wants to rope you in at all cost. Dont give up in prayers.
ReplyDeleteJennex like i said, keep asking God for your heart desires and also if you go to church, learn to do something in the house of God, like sweeping the house of God every saturday, you will be surprised. Dont be a sunday sunday medicine in the church. I know what i am talking about.
This is to the "anon" on IHN yesterday under Xpainment comment who says "Ewu Ghana use your ID", then goes further down to accuse me again and making me 100% sure she was referring to me. Now, let me say this, first of all I'm British West African cus I pledge allegiance to three countries, England, Ghana and Nigeria. It's not a secret here that I'm half Ghanaian and I speak fluent Yoruba, Hausa and Twi. So I knew you were referring to me cus I'm the only "Ewu Ghana" with an ID.
ReplyDeleteSecondly, on the life of me, I did not create that ID, I'm not one for senseless dramas. Like I said , any drama that does not grow my bank account or challenge my intellect is dead to me.
What will I gain by creating confusion? You then proceed to insult me in Twi saying you know who I am, and to use my ID.
My only crime in this stupid drama was saying Nuvi was very single, so that means I'm against you and all claws out??? Chic, damn!
Please leave me out of your fingers and this very senseless issue between people who do not even know each other.
To what gain??? I've noticed peeps on this blog use info you put out here against you hence the need for the "anon" to mention my sister on IHN the other day regarding this same issue. I could tell you so many things about me. I'm the second of three, I'm a HR professional, CIPD and all, born and raised in Nigeria for 13 years.
I run my own business which has been registered as a company now and we are Re branding into what will shatter sales record in Jesus name. My brother is a pilot in the states,my sister is a recovering accident victim, I have two gorgeous boys, in the process of converting our land into a bread and breakfast project for tourists and another, a palm plantation in Ghana.
Any investors in the house??? Please, please hit me up. We'll draft contracts and agreement with our lawyer and go from there. Ghana is now the place to invest.
Ask the people who know me out of this blog, my hands are FULL, you won't see me on every post cus I only come when I need the break.
Some of us are trying to leave legacies for our children so they never have to worry about money and it's up to them to do something for theirs. I don't hve the time, energy, to do unnecessary things.
This is the first and last time I'll address this. You can keep insulting me. You can keep thinking I go under anon to cuss you but I'll never do that! Why didn't I go under anon to defend Nuvi's relationship status so you wouldn't know it was me?? I met her on this blog but she hs become like a little sister to me and I would correct any misleading information about her.
What if some guy was checking her out and waiting for S&M?
Hello to my lovelies, sorry about the epistle. Have a good day, live and love people, live and love. xx
Oh my Tet..... You didn't have to reply abeg!!!
DeleteHere's some kiss for the little sweat you had whole replying that 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
I don't even understand what the senseless drama is all about,Hian!! Don't let anyone take away your sweetness Aii??? 😘😘😘😘😘😘
Love the way you say my name 😁😁😁
Wow! I didn't see what transpired on IHN. Tetrina baby pls don't let that deluded anon, get to you.
DeletePeople who try to bring others down ignorantly are already down.
I love your personality here . Keep being you.😘
Seems I have to send you a mail.
Good morning lovelies. It's a dry sunny Friday morning in Eko and I'm home observing my official free Friday as a nursing Mum o jare, was cancelled last Friday because something cropped up. Amma groove with entertainment facilities, thanks to PHCN. I need to rest my bones and brain before they dry out. Keeping up and keeping tabs at the home front and at work ain't beans but it's all good. In due season, we harvest.
ReplyDeleteIn this Lent, may God who is a Way Maker, make a way for us as we fast and pray. Though , I'm not fasting because I eat, eat and eat till further notice, I'm praying at will.
Thanks to all who reached out and congrats to celebrants. Happy belated birthday to all.
Default Smile...congrats. Stay low till you birth is my advice. In your best interest. Hope you understand.
Portable Viv...Congrats on your lil princess. Kiss her for me.
Emjay...thanks for standing in the gap, don't mind haters. Check.
King XOXO MYSTERY... oossssheyyy. I saw your submissions on some issues. This is Lenten season, I can't type some things now but it's good to remind some people that a failed project shouldn't be reviewed. Trying to conspire and decide who stays on a blog is absolute balderdash. Stella Kork is smarter than all of them and can see through all the conspiracy.
Nmasinachi...where you at? You wan finish the love?
Shakiti Baby...please when next you type a comment, think before you click, proofread before you publish. I saw your comments under a baseless call out of Xp for drama. You wrote that 'the fight between Xoxo and a bv will be what what, the English will be bloody'. Haba Shakiti. Okay o. Let me take it as a mistake, I am different from XOXO biko.
Missylyn...Na you do rill call BA? Osshhey.
Cookie...what is wrong with you? ***shines teeth***
To all the anonymouses....I see you all clear like water. Those who defend, those who malign, those who curse, those who send death and those keeping vigil on XP matter. We VALID!
Keep it coming. There's a reason God created people differently. Common sense is not common, if we all had sense, who will be stupid? And who are we gonna laugh at? These days I love the sound of my feet as I walk away from trouble.
Professional women, politicians, directors all log in here. Jumoke Oduwole o, Funmu Tejuosho o. Many from all walks of life. While you jump about typing rubbish and cursing, they are quietly collecting CVS and collecting bank account details. Open your eyes and use your brain.
Xp got one ID. One personality. Three things I'm very lucky to have. Family love. Religious inclination. Strength of character.
I shaketh not!
My twins are already spotting 2 tiny pearls and getting ready to chop chicken fillets. Una arrow no reach. Laye!
Anam Anu Ihe Na ekwu, anam Anu Ihe I Na aka. Hahahaha.
I negidem negidem, oso gi igbanye aka n'ukwu.( hahaha that Enugu song).
Una welldone. XP is jobless? You wish. This journey to an eye popping portfolio started at age 22 even before NYSC year, take your bitter radar elsewhere. I don old for the rungs of Success.
Ain't getting off the ladder of Progress. Mbanu!
Ma go sleep round one before my small Oga and madam wake up.
Anam abia.
Kisses muchos!
*pulls duvet*
Plenty things Dey 'wrong' with me ooooo but God Dey!!!
DeleteHow's lo&behold?? Kiss them for me😘😘😘😘
Thank you lord! Thank you lord! what more can I say? Thank you lord
ReplyDeleteHello everyone???
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one that thinks a girl should get married from 28- upwards?? I feel that by then, most ladies will be mentally mature, more experienced and all.... People thinking crazy, Infact my mum says when she 'has my time, my village people will leave me Alone'....
I ask think relationship is too serious to be entered anyhow, I think that when you are about 22 upwards, your relationship should be serious, that's if you are in one and if you are not in one, then focus on building yourself....
I'm a fresh graduate, not even served yet, single to stupor(looool),not mentally ready to go into any relationship at the moment, my mindset is about building myself,making money, being really and totally independent... I feel going into a relationship now would make me a liability on someone's child but people around me think I'm not normal... They say since I haven't served, job isn't forthcoming, why not date?? But to me, dating is hardwork esp when your partner is productive and you are just there, ble, waiting!!!
Please, I'm normal right?? Single, married, independent women, how did you do it??? Is there a particular sequence that should be followed?? Me thinks it's school- job- marriage, is this sequence wrong?? Is marriage even compulsory?? How did you handle loneliness esp when you see people in their own relationships??
I have so many questions but I can't seem to turn them into words
Am. I the only one ehhhhhhhhhhh??? I need answers, thanks
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No u are not the only one. We plenty. The sequence is so right. I can't think of marriage if I'm not financially stable. I'm currently a final year student. All my thoughts these days are what next after school??????? I'm single by choice too. With drama on social medias and chronicles on this blog, I'm even scared to go into a relationship. Hian, let me love and build myself first before building a home with future hubby.
DeleteMarriage has nothing to do with age dear
DeleteYou can marry at 28 or 21
All that matters is that you were mentally ready for the challenge. Because marriage isn't an easy peasy adventure. One has to be mentally ready. No one is really matured for marriage. Because even those that her married at 35 still leave their husbands home.
Whether a job comes or not, when it's the right time, get married. Marriage is sweet when with the right partner. Wait, I'll gist you something later when I have time today.
Can someone please tell me if I can still watch bbnaija if I pay for the least dstv package for my subscription? I paid 6k last month and my subscription just expired I dnt want to pay 6k again but I am not sure if I can watch bbnaija if I pay for the least package. Abeg make una help me with an answer. Thank you
ReplyDeleteAnno you can still watch with Access package for 1800 only.or the one of 3600.
DeleteWoke up with so much ache I couldn't get up to prep the kids for school,yesteday I got an order of a size 49(yes 49) feet basketball trainers only to wake waka wtot the bros buying cos the least we saw was 35k,Biko God,show up like you always do o!
ReplyDeleteThank God the theives didn't have their way.Imagine cutting d kitchen net to have their way.You have shamed my enemies oh lord.Thank u Jesus. Fed govt is lending money to people but trusted people that will pay back.I pray I get mine.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful Friday everyone.....to think my leave suppose to start on Monday but due to one thing or the order,it has be shift to tuesday....i cant wait ,i need rest.
ReplyDeleteAm sexually frustrated this morning, mtcheeeew i just need to get laid like a good marathon sex all tru this weekend but for wia the cock is no where in sight.
ReplyDeleteLet me just drink my lipton and manage my conji for a while. But if icatch lee boo ehn i might rape somebody's child wallahi.
*hangs leg on the wall*
Oluwa,bless me with a job.Have a blessed day people.
ReplyDeleteGood morning y'all
ReplyDeleteThat anon on my case well done o. Pls I am not cutiebee or whatever u are thinking o. If I want to beg I will definitely use my id. Pls done add me to people that are scammers Abeg.
And the anon using my name to deceive people, ur end is almost here. Just wait and see. That's all I have to say.
Helloooo!!
ReplyDeleteI read some comments these days and laugh my ass out. Some people here are supposed to be stand-up comedians.
So because I always ask for drama, some goats would just be saying trash with my name. Some come under my comment to poo. Anyone that wants to do drama with me should use a VALID blog ID as I won't be replying anonymous'es' a.k.a Fulani brown goats.
Make una come fight me o, I am not on Fast, Lent no reach my side, I'm free to fight anyhow (on the blog of course) ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa...