Recession has affected the Laughs but no matter what,we will not stop Laughing...Have a great day laughing..
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| NUMBER 6 for me |
Sunday, March 05, 2017
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Am feeling so 9
ReplyDeleteIf laughter they say is the best medicine and SDK is the best prescription. Stella I fell in love with your blog and it's commenter, I was going thru your post and comments and I got carried away. I read and read, laugh, giggled, smiled and mad all the expressions you can ever describe a happy person with.
DeleteI didn't even got to church today, your blog is worth every attention.your jokes are the best your commenters can insult for Africa. Since the govt is making things unbearable for nigerian it's good to come to SDK and cool off, shift your mind off sad thoughts.
I swear if any suicidal person reads posts and comments on your blog the person will kill the tot of killing himselve from his head.
Pls if I'm to strive here I need to get aquinted with some acronyms like (IHN, shoki, and many others)
Yours truly daniel
IHN:In House News.😎😎😎 Shoki is the free give away of airtime..😗😗😗
DeleteYa welcome to SDK,Where re the SDK ushers(bv Miss Aboki and bv Ibukunoluwa ),please show him a nice seat at the front pew😆😆😆 but please behave well o, Don't join those wicked people here that re forming bitterleaf somebody😞😞😞😞
You better join them kidjo. How can you leave only Ibk and miss Aboki to ushering.
DeleteMeanwhile, welcome bro. Kidjo will show you your seat and offer you refreshments.
Shoki means recharge card rain
DeleteWelcome Daniel ....be yourself here cos nobody will beat you
Hahahahahahahahahahah.
ReplyDeleteGuys stop deceiving babes so your future wives won't abadon you at the alter.....same goes for the babes too.
Looool
ReplyDeleteI'm feeling like number 3
I'm in a Drake kinda mood today
ReplyDeleteWe called my late aunt "Iya meiran*😂
What we think we are going to do in a family wedding and what we actually do...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂, you will work your ass out.
ReplyDeletePipi I go vex o. You still nefer upload your contacts abi?
DeleteLol @ yoruba contacts. Mummy okokomaiko
DeleteNo flexing at family rendezvous oh, na to work.
Lol. That Yoruba people's meme is soooo true. I have an uncle called baba gaa-kanbi and another aunty iya tanke
DeleteYou are an ilorin person.
DeleteLoool.. @are u sure Goliath was killed by someone in this class.. Looool
ReplyDeletePresent day jonah's wife will be like. ...Go back to wherever you are coming from. ..you think I don't know you you you ..... kikikikikiki
ReplyDeleteWhy compare Vic O with Igwe Tupac??
ReplyDeleteVic O will die of cos, so irritating.
As in....I would rather be tormented by amoshine biko.
DeleteI tell you
DeleteThis morning I ate rice and cabbage mixed with cream plus fish, i hope that's ketogenic enough #sideeyes
ReplyDelete*Alhamdullilah*
Garnished with cream ko? That's genictoke @ kemi
DeleteLOL. That cousin's own cracked me up big time. Family though. I remember a cousin's wedding I attended. Their mum kept on singing it that we all (bridesmaids and friends) should be at the house the night before so we can pray. My mum warned me against it but I called her bluf and went.
ReplyDeletePrayers was for 5 minutes then the next thing we were led to the back of the house to start washing meat and scrapping carrots. For like 5 minutes everyone was stunned. The bride and her sisters were in the house forming extra prayers but me I know that were sleeping.
The painful part was that a family purse was given to them that would cover a caterer. Even the groom gave them about 800k for catering expenses. One of my cousin's just pinched me to follow her. That was how we went to eat cracker, lament and sleep in her car that night.
In the morning we were well rested and tried to ignore the bad stares from everyone especially one of the bride's friends who was slicing pepper and had seriously red and hurting hands.
Lol
DeleteHahahahaha
DeleteLol I have an aunt we call mummy sapele
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteWhat I end up doing at a cousins party is so true. Chores/duty must be assigned😁
Headmaster sef dey ask who kill Goliath ni? Na WA o 😂
DRY ooooooo I didn't laugh.
ReplyDeleteLet me add mine,I have some laugh but na time to compile and send
ReplyDeleteAno go lie again.
Today I was coming back from
church, in the bus
there sat a very pretty girl. All the
guys in the bus were
staring at her. Many of them passed
their destination
without knowing, as for me I was very
proud of
myself because I sat next to her. I did
all the signs I
could to make her feel my presence
but all in vain, An
idea came to my mind. I took my
phone and
dialed a fake number as guys always
do to attract
girls' attention.
Me: Hello Mum, pls I'm calling to
remember u that I can't
make it today because I just received
a call from
LAGOS state governor asking me to
replace him at
the meeting bcz he is not in Nigeria
nw. Pls tell my
brother to use my range over 2017 to
come and pick
u up from the market. I will be at home in
2days. thanks
Mum. I will Mum. Love u too. All this
while the girl
was looking at me, I said in my heart that
she will fall for
me if I talk to her ..
Me: Hi baby, y r u looking at me like
that? R u surprise?
Girl: Pls collect ur phone battery. it
fell down when u
were removing it from your pocket..... I
couldn't raise my head till I got down
from the bus.
This has to be ur village people's doing 😂😂😂they don't want you to shine by all means
Delete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteCopycat
DeleteLmao😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 but why are Nigerians like this na
ReplyDeleteAmen! May their wives not show up on the wedding day.
ReplyDeleteAmen×1000000000000000000000 raise to power 10000000000000000000😅😅😅.
DeleteAbeg na zillion or trillion I write?😲😲😲.somebody should count the zeroes and lemme know.brb😅😅😅😅
Lmao
ReplyDeleteLol @jonah.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha Good stuff
ReplyDeleteThis one na real wa
I'm feeling like No 2 in the third meme😅😅😅😅😅
ReplyDeleteWhy wont you feel like lil wanye when all you people do in your stupid S.A is drug.go back to your country and stop fooling yourself here.
DeleteNice laugh
ReplyDeleteHappy Sunday everyone
The British should give him citizenship already, and imagine that we are here praying and waiting for him and he is there managing his electrical shop.
ReplyDeleteKrix signing out via iPhone 7+
Funny.. Una no go kill me.
ReplyDeletePMB electrical.. Wa gbaayi
Mc pinky
If laughter they say is the best medicine then SDK is the best prescription. Stella I fell in love with your blog and it's commenter, I was going thru your post and comments and I got carried away. I read and read, laugh, giggled, smiled and mad all the expressions you can ever describe a happy person with.
ReplyDeleteI didn't even got to church today, your blog is worth every attention.your jokes are the best your commenters can insult for Africa. Since the govt is making things unbearable for nigerian it's good to come to SDK and cool off, shift your mind off sad thoughts.
I swear if any suicidal person reads posts and comments on your blog the person will kill the tot of killing himselve from his head.
Pls if I'm to strive here I need to get aquinted with some acronyms like (IHN, shoki, and many others)
Yours truly daniel
Lol @8. Hv heard one lady say dt in a bus telling someone on d phone dt she's going to see mummy Festa.. Lolzzz
ReplyDelete😂 😂 we all know when aunty iyana ipaja is coming to the house.
ReplyDeleteSo true, even I have introduced that to my kids they have grandma Lagos and grandma London,that wedding thing too .. apt but I don pass that stage now( thank God) d DNA one totally cracked me up. I love this blog and our olori Ebi Aunty Stella.
ReplyDeleteFunny
ReplyDeleteYoruba people with mummies scattered all over 😂😂 I had mummy Ghana, mummy agege, mummy Niger and mummy ogbomoso plus baba mushin that's one man I don't like, had great influence on my dad back in the days now them don fight,dangote trailer don Park for their middle.. Mcheww!!
ReplyDeleteBubu has opened shop, lmao, that one is funny yo
ReplyDeleteNice one Stella, so funny
ReplyDeleteJonah's wife. Hilarious
ReplyDeleteEverything is funny and I had a good laugh. We call my aunty Nigerian mommy
ReplyDeleteStells check your email---- I sent u plenty laughs meme. Abi dem no funny? 😉
ReplyDeleteRecession has affected my laugh, I couldn't laugh. I know it will soon be over
ReplyDelete