You still on the way or already at work?I am in between both..lol
Those of you who are allowed to sleep more,na una 'lucky'
If you wanna be face of IHN or you are a model and want to show us what you do,please by all means send in your photos.
Can I explain something before I Kiss you off?
Anytime I enable bulk comments without reading or controlling is when you see comments that shouldnt otherwise have been enabled.I take responsibility for this but also ask that you help me by pointing out any of these comments as reply so that I can delete them instead of you replying the person directly.This way we can help curb some useless fights.
Shout out to all those who make this blog rock.Shout to my new blog boo Krix via iPhone 7 plus abi na minus.
Have a nice day Everyone.
Kisses
PS - BBNaija post coming soon.
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ReplyDeleteGood morning house. Wishing everyone a fruitful day. Me, i'm resting today as soon as I'm done with today's delivery.
DeleteEkaro gbogbo ile. May today bring us joy and favor in all we lay our hands on today.
DeleteGood Morning Everyone.
DeleteI'm excited this morning!!! I innocently made a comment some days ago, unknown to me God had His plan and boy was I surprised!!! I gave my last money and I was blessed in multiple folds! It truly is a blessing to give than to receive.
My angel and Stella will not know how much they touched me, how much they blessed me and how much they have changed my life and mindset as words can't express this enough.
I thank God for your lives. I thank you for allowing God to use you.
God bless you richly.
Good Morning Everyone.
Have a wonderful and blessed day.
Hi stellzs, good morning.
DeleteThere's a dead body on sinari Daranijo off ligali, vi Lagos.
The dead lady had been there since yesterday afternoon.
Emergency agencies were called, they got there n said they couldn't remove the body, that it wasn't there work! That we had to call d morgue people or something!
Its so bad cos yesterday it rained heavily in vi!
I would have sent you a mail with pictures, but I'm quite busy. As I'm typing this, the body is still there! Covered with her wrapper!
This world really scares me!
Meaning if u got no one, your on a long thing!
God help us!
Hi stellzs, good morning.
DeleteThere's a dead body on sinari Daranijo off ligali, vi Lagos.
The dead lady had been there since yesterday afternoon.
Emergency agencies were called, they got there n said they couldn't remove the body, that it wasn't there work! That we had to call d morgue people or something!
Its so bad cos yesterday it rained heavily in vi!
I would have sent you a mail with pictures, but I'm quite busy. As I'm typing this, the body is still there! Covered with her wrapper!
This world really scares me!
Meaning if u got no one, your on a long thing!
God help us!
It doesn't matter how people see you, It only matters how God sees you.
ReplyDeleteOf all the people in Samaria he chose to evangelize to this sameritan woman.
God doesn't care about your career, no wonder he choose Mary Magdalene; a prostitute.
He doesn't care about age, no wonder he chose Abraham.
He doesn't care about experience, no wonder he chose David.
He doesn't care about your past, no wonder he called Paul.
He doesn't care about your physical appearance, no wonder he chose Zacchaeus
He doesn't care about fluency in speech, no wonder he chose Moses.
I pray for you this morning! It does not matter where are or what you are doing! The Lord will locate you for good in Jesus name... Amen.
AppleofGodseyeoriginal, The lord got your back, don't worry there's light at the end of that tunnel, hold on to ur faith.
Beautiful morning to you all.
Krix signing out via iPhone 7+
Amen
DeleteAmen thanks @krix for this prayer. Good morning bv, on my way to work woke up late
DeleteAmen and Amen...thanks
DeleteAm not giving up yet...
Looking unto Jesus....
Amen thanks and you too.
DeleteAmen!
DeleteNice one.
Goodmorning Krix
The love of sdk
DeleteAmen! Thanks.
DeleteJust to make you laugh.
ReplyDeleteSix Laughs: 😂💦
No1: A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day their driver died of poisoning. **********************
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No2: A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked his Dad why. He answered, "so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum."
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No3: A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said "sir. you are my witness you know I never wear panties!"
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No4: Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them. Son says: "What are you doing?" Ask the son. Father: "I’m putting petrol in your Mom." Son: " Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr. Zwane just put some in yesterday!" Mother fainted!!!!
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No5: A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered, "You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn't pay. **********************🍼🎱
No6: An 8 year old boy is accused of rape. In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, "Your Honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?"The boy whispers, "Don't shake it, we'll lose the case!" ********
Good morning sweeties, wishing ya all a fulfilled day, remain blessed.
Hahahaha
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DeleteA new beginning is on your horizon but you must have the courage to push through. Declare your struggles over. Declare your enemies defeated. Declare yourself victorious. Do this with passion. Your own self-talk is a very powerful tool in cultivating your belief system and ultimately your results. If you are defeated in your thoughts you will be defeated in your life. If you are a champion in your thoughts - your success is inevitable.
ReplyDeleteThis is good. Thanks dear
DeleteA very cold morning here, thank God for this beautiful weather.Good morning to you all and have a wonderful day.
ReplyDeleteGood morning Stella!!!!
ReplyDeleteI need to say something, all these plenty quotes and short stories need to stop mehn, commenting means adding your own contribution to a post not littering it with dumb jokes.... anyway, what's my own, I dey skip am..its irritating though!
Special shout outs to the bvs I've loved for years now...the one still commenting though.
chief queen and boss, you the real boss, pepper Dem with your advise!
Chikito baby, my intelligent baby, how you doing? Pepper them with your stories!
Fab mum.....classy mama, you know what's up!! Pepper them with your lifestyle!
Blackberry....chai! The original I don't care, love you!
#teamTboss....classy chicks #pepperdemgangs
Love you Stella!
See them up.... everybody don turn inspirational speaker... even White Berry
DeleteBitter soul calm down, nobody is stopping you from copying. Over sabi tueh
DeleteThis is to thank Ade Esther, Isoko wife, Lady bug, Lucile coconut, Barr. Oma, Debi, queen and boss of SDK, blackberry, blessed and favoured, unique gem for the reply of yesterday, may God bless you all. My questions this morning again is at which month can I start giving my baby ribenna/caprisone and which is the best to start with and healthy. Thanks
ReplyDeleteI was in shock late afternoon yesterday!
ReplyDeleteMy inner spirit had warned me not to use this particular vulcanizer as he had proved how dubious he could be sometime back, but I went ahead anyway as I had no choice. No other close by on my route.
I had noticed one of my back tyres had low pressure.
Despite that I came down and watched him pump, I noticed his odd movt to and fro the back tyre behind the driver's side. But what do I know?
"Oga you don guage am well?"
"Yes madam, I don guage the two for back, the two pressure low well well. Your money na 200naira."
Handed him the money and zoomed!
Less than 20mins, road was somewhat free, and I heard 'boom + this growling-like noise'
Could it be from me? Or the vehicle ahead?
My music is always loud and window glass up thus I couldn't quickly figure out
Suddenly my steering began to feel funny, wobbling sort of. Same time noticed about two other cars trying to alert me.
Pressed down my double pointer and cleared from the road.
The mudda fucker pulled off my valve!!!! My tyre (tubeless) had deflated. Same tyre I noticed his odd movt to and fro.
My God!
Brought out my Caution sign and placed few metres from the car.
How I wan take change this tyre now? Who go help me?
No vulca in sight.
As I stood there pacing trying to make a call, thankfully someone I knew saw me and pulled over. We battled for almost an hour as he had to loosen the tyre, took it to go look for where to fix it-replacing the valve and all...
How can people this wicked?
The first time that vulcanizer pumped my tyres, he removed all my valve covers, I noticed the next day and went back to confront him and he began apologising and brought them from a plate full of valve covers. (huh?So he did it on purpose then?? Osheyyy! Valve cover collector!)
I vowed never to use him again. How I went against my word, I don't understand.
Hmnnnn...
Even the narrative is scary,thank God for life,please next time always obey your instinct.
DeleteThank God for it ended that way blggie.
DeleteThat valca needs some strokes of the cane, is he a bv?
Na wa o, thank God nothing serious happened, you need to get him arrested abeg.
DeleteSome persons heart are dark as charcoal, thank God nothing bad happened.
DeleteSorry bloggie
DeletePele dear... Some pple are so damn wicked. Pls stop using him.
DeleteThank God for your life! I can imagine if you were on top speed. Lool @valve collector.
DeleteThank your safe@Bloglord
DeleteChineke!!! Go back there and give the idiot a hot slap! Something worse might have happened.. God order our steps to greatness not death or accident in Jesus name , amen
DeleteInner spirit ....I read something like that yesterday
DeleteBloggie ndo o. Thank God you were safe too. Assuming it was on a high you could have what will happen
U need to go n shout at that wicked man... what if u were on high speed... why are people wicked... thank God for ur life Bloglord...
DeleteVowing never to use him again is not enough. That asshole should be arrested and taught a lesson. That's d height of wickedness.
DeleteThank God u're fine
He need to be sanctioned. What nonsense.
DeleteThank God you are safe.
Na so then they do,sorry about that.
DeleteThank God for you Bloggie, it coulda been worse.
DeleteOur instincts are always on point most times you know.
That wicked man will surely reap what he's sown.
Do have a nice day dear.
There were two nuns...
ReplyDeleteOne of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys!
PS: To the Anonymous that want to bless me...God bless and increase you. Amen.
#DontQuoteMe
So I opened a sure giver account and I didn't add my country code to my no because the number had highest of 11 number which is Nigeria no I paid someone but I've not been paid maybe because phers can't reach my no and I've been told my account will be blocked in 24hrs if I don't recycle when I haven't even GH I've reported to support 3 times no feed back sure givers please my 10k o or you resolve my issue.
Delete😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
DeleteBaddest Logical sister right there!!!!
Lol...very logical indeed
DeleteLooool... lord save me from dis my dirty mind...
DeleteYes motherhood rocks!!!
ReplyDeleteLoud it....😊
DeleteThis is to thank Ade Esther, Isoko wife, Lady bug, Lucile coconut, Barr. Oma, Debi, queen and boss of SDK, blackberry, blessed and favoured, unique gem for the reply of yesterday, may God bless you all. My questions this morning again is at which month can I start giving my baby ribenna/caprisone and which is the best to start with and healthy. Thanks
ReplyDelete1year for ribenna. Though some people give before 1yr. But its better you wait till 1yr
DeleteThe weather yesterday was so cool gosh I wish we got a holiday every time it rained that way at night.
ReplyDeleteHave a lovely day all.
Good morning house. Wishing you all a lovely day ahead
ReplyDeleteBV Miss Priya the pretty Queen, I'm very fine.
ReplyDeleteBV Sharon Aminu, how IS you? You resemble Asa(fire on the mountain musician) from afar. You IS beautiful.
BV Beloved, you called me your side boo? No problem.I will work hard until I become the main boo(no rest until success is achieve) LOL.
BV Ibukun don't mind them haters.Me and all the BVs (both haters and lovers) know say we love you the way you are. Kisses, Soft work is our work ooo.
BV Sandy Neky wad up? You hardly comment now. Wetin dey sup?
BV Lolo IDEATO, whataguan? Is like you are on low key? I'm not feeling your vibe again. Please warm up this blog like before, your action is needed. Just know say I miss you.
Bv Elastic that your joke yesterday was the bomb. Please allow me to pour out my laugh here
Hahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahahahahahahah
BV Ola Wealth are you a Yoruba or Igbo?
I saw one of your posts where you said the truth about how Yoruba men womanize and said "you are a Yoruba but will say the truth". But what is confusing me:
1: some of your comments contain Igbo language.
2: How did you manage to win the heart of Queen and Boss of this blog. As a Yoruba man I think it's highly impossible for that to happen.
Please come and explain the magic because I'm not understanding. Which babalawo did that for you? Because if Queen and Boss eye clear she will knack enough pigeon for your head. Lol
PLEASE I WANT BVs TO CLEAR ME!!!!!!!
I hear people say that if a woman wash her tohtoh and use the water and cook for you, you will be her Maga for life. Now what is confusing me is that I read and hear ladies confessing how their husbands/boyfriends give them head, eat their pussy like soft bread/cake/Akara etc and yet the rate of divorce and domestic violence are increasing day by day.
How can a cooked ingredient do more wonder to the husband/boyfriend body more than the raw ingredient?
Good morning chike, I think the cooked ingredient is diabolic.
DeleteHahaha na th the last part I dey laugh o.
DeleteWork harder o. I need my salary in pounds o
Chike this your question dikwaa somehow o!
DeleteAnyway those who know will reply you.
Hahaha@last paragraph
DeleteLoool.... Abeg lemme oooo... ur last paragraph
Delete*be
ReplyDeleteI'm sitting in my home office wearing a bathrobe. The same way I'm not going to start wearing button-ups with a collar and also not going to buy into the fake politeness, the lying, the office politics and backstabbing, the passive aggressiveness, and the buzzwords.
ReplyDeleteNow Playing: Lisa Fischer- How Can I Ease The pain.
Good morning
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Good morning fam...
ReplyDeleteBabe how is you
DeleteRemove negative people from your life. The people you spend time with influence your attitude, thoughts and success more than you think.
ReplyDeleteFaith is having a positive attitude about what you can do and not worrying at all about what you can't do.
The general wife I love you right back. Good morning 😍😍💋💋💋💋
Becky naka I dey fine ooo, Good morning.
Good morning my boos and enjoy the rest of your day.
Kedu Ije,miss Priya. Have you been to Benin before?
DeleteGood morning miss priya have a lovely day.
DeleteGood morning pretty lady.
DeleteWord!
DeleteMy nwa paw-paw, how are you today?
Goodmorning dear.
Thanks to you all for your love and prayers, I appreciate and love you. I pray for a better, greater and happy me. Good morning blog family
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
Amen
DeleteGood morning all.It's a beautiful day. I thank God for keeping us alive.
ReplyDeleteGod Bless Everyone.
Hello. Have a worry free and blessed day.
ReplyDeleteOlori.. How are you?? Your comment is next to mine!! Don't you think that's a sign??😂😂😂😂
DeleteWoke up to happiness and prosperity.🙌🙌
ReplyDeleteGuess its gonna rain today.!!!
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Lets see how strong you are.
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Repeat this sentence 7times, without mixing words...😂😂😂😂.
"My shoe shall soon shine" 7x
Are you really a man? Please stop these childish things. It doesn't tell well of you. You should be nothing less than 25 years of age. Please begin to act your last IHN shoe size. thanks
DeleteEni trompet of rapshurr dat wheel suond an leaf me behine, isdat one trompet? mtcheeewww.
ReplyDeleteHigh efri-bori.....
Lemme stat trolin
Be there asking! Dont repent oh!! By the time trumpet don blow u still dey here u go get ur reply
DeleteOya na
DeleteI am at work already phewwww hopefully i will be blessed today.
ReplyDeleteBee sweetheart! Hope you had a beautiful night.sorry saw your lovely shout out yesterday late in the night.
DeleteGood morning everyone. Good morning stellz. It's sure going to be a beautiful day.
ReplyDeletePART 1
ReplyDeleteMy first memories were in 1992. So this was btwn 1992-1995. Now our house was too big so we had 3 maids. But my mum had a special one from Akwa-ibom (my mum speaks ibibio very well) who she loved. That one was assigned to running her personal errands and the only one cleaning my parents room (we had a private dining table in my parents room, and another dining table downstairs for the squatters-lol). So that section of the house was for her only. Imaobong's duty was to clean that section, prepare us for school with lunch pack, make sure our driver was ready, prepare our lunch after school, make sure we have siesta and do our homework, make sure we watch cartoon by 4pm, have fruit, bathe by 7pm, have dinner with my parents in their bedroom when they return from work, report any lazy/troublesome person to my parents, then she puts us to bed. She was very fine, with nyash and very very neat. Ima can cook and very innovative with food, unlike others that gave us monotonous food we hated; especially me who never had appetite. When you do something bad she will spank you, then beg you and give you toffee sweet or mix tasty time for you. Chai. We loved Ima. All of us. But she never agreed with any other domestic staff. When they want to cheat she will challenge them, especially children's driver who was always cutting fuel money and asking her for fuel money from petty cash she was holding. Let's say Ima was my mum's back eye.
My dad too had his distant cousin who doubled as his driver. The guy was loyal. Employed as company driver, drove my dad to work and all. He lived with us and had a daughter from his 'failed marriage'. My dad enrolled the daughter in our school. So she was like a younger sister to us and used to eat at our table and we play together. You'd never know she was drivers daughter. What else? Well I didn't know much about him but I know he was very loyal.
Am anticipating part 2,good morning chikito.
DeleteChikito abeg take it easy with adding thyme and curry to your memories to make it sweet or should I say stop the lies.
DeleteIn 1992 you pple alrdy had a maid that ensures you watch cartoon by 4pm, eat fruits, prepare lunch box, and do all what not? Only you people had 3 maids and two out of them their work was to clean dinning tables?😀
Please don't come and tell me poverty is why I'm saying all this as I'm not neither is my FAM poor, it's just that all what you said some of them don't tally with the time.
Bring it on.
DeleteWhy do I have a feeling to spread my mat here?
DeleteGood morning past, present and future bvs..been so stressed out lately.
ReplyDeleteThe life of a student is stressful sha, some days you don't even have time for yourself especially with ongoing exams..
But wait after graduation , you start job hunting and you're not at rest until you get a job..
Then when you get a job,another level of stress has automatically started, and you actually work until old age!
They've been telling us suffer now enjoy later since we were in grade school, please I want to know when the enjoyment will finally come, lemme know if I'll readjust..
Chikito shout out to you, I saw one of your posts where you talked about studying agriculture and how people asked what a fine girl like you is going to do with agriculture , I can totally relate,people be like so all this your fine girl na farm e go end,smh and *rme* at the same time..since you're in my field, shey i can be getting tips?
Ibk saw your post on sunday(?), abeg shout out to you jor, no mind all
these bitterleaf bvs.
Bv blunt chic aka Sugar said shes having an operation, I hope she's alright ,remember her in prayers guys.. and me too I need prayers ...
Have a nice and fruitful day my blog fam!
Please guys help me interpret this dream. I dreamt that I saw my colleagues in my department at the office being gifted luxury cars and cash gifts of 2 million and above by our Md, but me I was not given anything. I can remember feeling so down and upset in the dream and I was still expecting mine to be given, but it never was till I woke up. Pls what does it mean?
ReplyDeleteit means you are going to get a gift. better not to receive gifts in dreams. some giftsay in dreams is the devil planning to take away thinns from you like a girl always getting married or having babies in dreams. if not tackled well ends up been a Gwegs without a child. pray dear.
DeleteHmmmm.if I were you,I'd go back to sleep till they give me my own o😞😞😞😞
DeleteOn a more serious note,Pray over it and forget about it. No evil hand can stop your blessing
Be careful of those u call friends and have come a long way with. Someone might be trying to steal ur shine.
DeleteThe prophetess has spoken 😀
I'm in a joyful mood today,so grateful to God everything is aligning the way I proposed.
ReplyDeleteGreetings to you all!
Amen
DeleteI need a miracle that ll sound like a lie... Oluwa remember me.. Amin
ReplyDeleteI hate being sick😞 few days I celebrated minime now am down.
ReplyDeleteI pray God strenthen's me,my baby needs me😞
God will strengthen nd heal u.
DeleteU will be fine in Jesus name, amen
DeleteHealing is yours!
DeleteBegone sickness.
You will be fine. Get medication. Ensure enough rest, drink plenty of water. Pele
Awwww pele,get well soon.
DeleteYhua pemenaint heeling ison d ware... Nefa loooz ope.
DeleteThe Lord will heal you..Sorry dear
DeleteBlog Lord! Good day. Please get in here o with updates 😆😆😆😆😆 BBN post loading!
ReplyDeleteLOL. Whenever I can, I always do. When I don't, then I didn't watch.
DeleteWhy do I feel God has rejected me... any man that comes to me is either married or has a serious gf... y is my life like dis? God pls come to my rescue... Amen
ReplyDeleteAt the appointed time the right man will come.
DeleteI feel like I wrote this.....
DeleteStella what is wrong with blog fight? If theres no fight , boring 'll be the word
ReplyDeleteMorning people. Just here, lost in thought.
ReplyDeleteHello,good morning...
ReplyDeletePART 2.
ReplyDeleteWe didn't go home one Christmas so my dad insisted we go for easter. Normally, 2 or 3 cars go ahead with the rest and sleep in our calabr house (the one that my aunty sold and cleaned mouth). Then Ima and us fly Nigerian Airways and they pick us at the airport. Then we drive to my village- 3 hours. This time, my dad said his driver cant go because he needs him to do stuff in lagos. Ima too couldn't leave because we were changing the curtains and the interior lady couldn't pause work. So they left them both in the empty house. Haha. Biggest mistake. And they lived in the bq (5 rooms but they shared the same kitchen and 2 bathrooms).
We were on holiday so the trip lasted two weeks. But in the village, my dad called a meeting with his drivers wife's family and begged them that they should forgive and she should follow us to lagos and go and live with her husband. That he is sorry bla bla she should think of her little daughter. So she came back with us. And we returned to normal life. Hmm... after some months ima now started having morning sickness. My mum noticed and called her she confessed she was pregnant but won't say who is responsible. So when my dad came back they called her in and asked her. We put our ears by the door she was kneeling and crying. Saying she doesn't know when my dad now threatened to beat her with his belt she now confessed that it was his driver. They called him in that night. My dad was furious and landed him hot slaps. Told them to pack and go. The next day my mum was begging my dad that she can't survive without Ima he should reconsider. That day my dad drove himself to work cos he didn't want to talk to driver. When he returned he called them and told them that they can stay. And he will be responsible for Ima's child. After two months, drivers wife started having morning sickness too. So there were two pregnant women in the same bq.
Chikito the professional baby, ride on baby an enjoying your stories. N1000 mtn card for you. You will get it from Stella. See me laffing like crase this morning. Chai
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Na wa oh, interesting.
DeleteChikito easy with the lies o 2-3 cars with maids and workers goes ahead and you guys fly and they pick you people up. Meanwhile why can't your mum survive without a maid isn't she competent enough to run her home so even when the maid fucks up she still endure cos she can't live without her issorite.
DeleteLMAO......... Chikito darling I'm feeling u.
DeleteDriver with two wives. 😅
DeleteThank you FATHER,LORD for another loving day..
ReplyDeleteIt can only be you..
Good morning lovelies..
Good morning Stella
ReplyDeleteWonderful day to us all
Learn to be yourself and love yourself!
futo strike just finish asuu wan start we never finish 1st semester o boy
ReplyDelete#GODWIN™
Good morning beautiful souls. Thank God for the gift of God. My son will be 7months tomorrow. I'm so happy.He never dey get teeth ooo.I and her num are worried. Mums in the house what's the best teething medicine?
ReplyDeleteLeave him alone pls...every child is different...he will grow teeth at the right time, Pls don't force it.
DeleteHet Pican from close phmarcy
DeleteAsthons
DeleteCam'dan!
DeleteAll kids ain't the same. Their growth rate differs.
If he is not running temperature, no need giving him teething med. Just get a teether, keep in your fridge to get cold, then give it to him to bite on. It helps soothe the gums.
But if he is running temperature as a result of teething, get him Ashton & parsons matricaria infant powder.
Good morning fam!
ReplyDeleteOn my way to work. .though late
#SmartMarketer
PART 3
ReplyDeleteIma carried her pregnancy till full term. It didn't interrupt her duties at all. Other two maids, drivers, gateman and gardener were gossiping her ehn. After all her ITK she still carry belle bla bla. She didn't mind them. When she was in labour they put her under my dads company's HMO and she gave birth like a Hebrew woman. Baby looked just like her dad facially. My mum did omugwo. We did naming ceremony and we named the baby our native name. Two months later, drivers wife gave birth. Did I tell you drivers wife was very rude? Chai... my mum used to avoid her. She was do harsh to us children, so we too didn't like her. Cos of that my mum wasn't really sending her own omugwo paroles. Just bought her baby's things. Ima's child became like our own baby and was more beautiful. When ima is busy we hold baby. We learnt how to change cloth nappy we even go to her room any day baby goes for immunization and is feeling sore. We sit there and play with baby. We didn't know drivers wife got jealous that the love wasn't equal. Haha. My dad made sure driver performed fatherly duties like taking her for immunization, buying nappies, baby food etc.
Then wahala started, Ima and drivers wife would start quarreling. We didn't know until we were on holiday and once my parents leave they will start quarreling in the bq. We would stand from upstairs and watch. 'You fuck my husband, ashawo' 'your husband come fuck me because your toto dey smell, pit toilet'. Very vulgar words. One day my mum came back and my sis asked her 'mummy what is toto?' She asked her where she heard that from. My sis now told her what happened. My mum confirmed from gate man that it's been going on for months. Hmmm... So one day she pretended as if she went to work but she was in. And then they quarreled and it was a friday. The next day, we had estate meeting. Out estate was really quiet so the noise had been disturbing residents. They now complained. That they are disappointed that type of noise is coming from a pastors house (they assumed my dad was a pastor because e carry Jesus for head and our house was a cell-meeting point for our church).
Wow!
DeleteWaiting for part 4 like...🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒
Deletewith all these your stories, you could write a book oh..
DeleteLMAO
DeleteHahaha
DeleteI can imagine the cat and dog fight scenario
Lmao @him carry church for head.
But you said the driver had a kid from a failed marriage.. You never said the wife lived in your mansion aswell 😒 I am confused!
DeleteI'm enjoying this,....what happened to the driver and his two wives,your parents are overly nice.
Delete*tohtoh!!!
DeleteAnd the word is nothing on this blog o! Na the word wey we de use constanta😅😅
Good morning to everyone.Lovely weather here in Lagos.Thank God for the rain and peaceful sleep.Have a nice day and stay blessed.
ReplyDeleteThat picture up there is beautifully scary.
ReplyDeleteAre you a young girl? Are you beautiful? Do you have charisma in from of camera? Are you Slim? Do you want to be a model?
ReplyDeletePlease, find something and eat!
Coman beat me, I dey opposite iyana kpaja
Good morning wonderful bvs!
ReplyDeleteOn My way to work already...
Thank God I made it here today.
Iv really missed EVERYONE!!!
I love you all.
To my momma and Nne TGW,
I have goodnews for you...*shinesteeth*
Will blow the trumpet when the time comes.
I av missed you two sooo much...
I love you always!
Weldone Stella!
You are doing a wonderful job here
God bless and strengthens you mama...much love!
CC babyyyyyyyy!!!!!
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I saw the useless comments on chronicle and when I checked later couldn't find them.Thank you for deleting and saving us from reading unnecessary brouhaha/fight
ReplyDeleteGod bless you Stella...you are the best!!!
That picture up there is beautifully scary.
ReplyDeleteKisses to you maami😘😘😘😘Good morning BV's.. .
ReplyDeleteEye got enof gud moaning frum sum vilagers tuday, so Eye dun nidit ahgain cus eye am tayad of ofvit... If yhu wont alzo giff me kisis, forgerebourit...
DeleteBess wishiz Ed....
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ReplyDeleteGood morning to all "members of BVN"..
ReplyDeleteplease i need names of good sci-fi or C.I.A movies..its urgent please!
@MARTINS ABOY
Martins!!!
DeleteToday na my day, I go do shakara.
ReplyDeleteSeveral years ago, on this very day, this crazy, pretty, kind, intelligent, stubborn, emotional, compassionate, loving bla bla bla little girl was born.
I have come to love the woman I've become. Strong, hardworking, hustling woman I've become.
I look at my life a few years back and then look at me today, and I must say, I'm impressed. I am not there yet but the future looks really bright from where I'm standing.
It's been an outpour of love from both teachers and students. Boo composed the sweetest text possible. I know my dad is still gonna call and sing to me.
In all, I am happy to be alive today. I am happy to be well today and I'm hopeful I'd see many more years of this day.
Thanks Stella and other bvs for the part you've played in my life since I started visiting this blog. And I still want to specially appreciate my benefactor. May we all live long to see many more years of this day.
BTW, I started accepting gifts since yesterday and I'm still accepting. You know how to reach me.
PS: you have a free pass to cusses today oh, cos nothing would make me lose my cool today.
Have fun guys
Happy birthday!
DeleteHappy Birthday Eka. May Joy never depart from your life. Here's to a great year 🍷. Cheers.
DeleteHappy birthday dear...May God increase you on all sides.
DeleteDo shakara dear
DeleteHappy birthday and many more happy years to come
Happy birthday Eka Joy dearie, God bless you real good.
DeleteHappy birthday to you Eka joy
DeleteHappy birthday Eka joy
DeleteKrix signing out via iPhone 7+
Happy birthday Eka with the bad mouth, wullnp
DeleteHbd eka joy.
DeleteHarpy bird-day toe yhu.
DeleteHappy birthday , God bless your new age.
DeleteHappy birthday Eka
DeleteHappy Birthday bitter Eka Joy, enjoy your day biko
DeleteWhere do I send my gift
Happy birthday dear
DeleteHbd luv
DeleteHappy birthday Eka Joy. .age gracefully
DeleteThank you God for yet another day, God please I need your intervention in this. I pray today becomes fruitful. Amen
ReplyDeleteStella people are scared of sending their face as face of IHN because the way BVs attack them always kill their spirit.
ReplyDeleteIf you body-shame someone one just know that you are laughing at God because He is the creator.
God created everyone in their own unique look for a purpose. Remember that God created us in his own image. One man's food is another man's poison.
#Say no to body shaming.
I am handsome. So as the Charming Prince I am, I don't body shame.
Don't mind them, I want to send my picture to Stella but I can't, because they will call me names
DeleteAs the charming prince that you is, oya send your pic to stella.
DeleteSpontaneous Morning.....
ReplyDeleteMP will not let me be great.... Arrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Hello to my lovelies 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
Lemme go and cry in peace!!!
Good morning wonderful BVs.
ReplyDeleteAnon 8:03 pray against every badluck. Tell God Almighty to take away hardluck and wash your face very well so that good luck will locate you. Keep praying to God and dont get upset. What was shown to you is for you to fight hard for it.
ReplyDeleteGood morning everyone. The weather is cold and i am cold. Let me come and be going
This story is about a beautiful, expensively dressed lady who complained to her psychiatrist that she felt that her whole life was empty, it had no meaning.
ReplyDeleteSo, the lady went to visit a counselor to seek out happiness.
The counselor called over the old lady who cleaned the office floors.
The counselor then said to the rich lady "I'm going to ask Mary here to tell u how she found happiness. All I want u to do is listen to her."
So the old lady put down her broom and sat on a chair and told her story:
"Well, my husband died of malaria and three months later my only son was killed by a car. I had nobody. I had nothing left. I couldn't sleep, I couldn't eat, I never smiled at anyone, I even thought of taking my own life. Then one evening a little kitten followed me home from work. Somehow I felt sorry for that kitten. It was cold outside, so I decided to let the kitten in. I got some milk, and the kitten licked the plate clean. Then it purred and rubbed against my leg and, for the first time in months, I smiled.
Then I stopped to think, if helping a little kitten could make me smile, may be doing something for people could make me happy.
So, the next day I baked some biscuits and took them to a neighbor who was sick in bed.
Every day I tried to do something nice for someone. It made me so happy to see them happy.
Today, I don't know of anybody who sleeps and eats better than I do.
I've found happiness, by giving it to others."
When she heard this, the rich lady cried. She had everything that money could buy, but she had lost the things which money cannot buy.
"The beauty of life does not depend on how happy you are; but on how happy others can be because of you..."
Happiness is not a destination, it's a journey.
No Stella I disagree, Krix is not ur new blog boo, I don dey blog boo u sinnnceee! Na my prayer put Alloy on the run nau, as I talk am before I have come to stay. Ola wealth ejoor take olori and chief, no near my Stella Or else I will put u on the run. Hahahahaha. Stella My iPhone 7 is the big one which means Plus. I can tell u the color and the GB if u want.
ReplyDeleteThe real bvn's are happy people.
Krix signing out via iPhone 7+
Good morning Mrs. korkus. I thank God for the gift of life. Stella continue to sit down with my comments. Dare's God oooo. God please I want to locate my destiny helper.
ReplyDeleteGood morning Mrs. korkus. I thank God for the gift of life. Stella continue to sit down with my comments. Dare's God oooo. God please I want to locate my destiny helper.
ReplyDeleteI thank God for my life, indeed this world is very deep.
ReplyDeletePls trust no one in this life except God.
Father pls grant my request in Jesus name Amen.
Some peoples comment on Rockefeller got me wondering. Emphasis on his heart transplants. Is it a crime or a sin for someone to take care of his health? When you have malaria or typhoid or kidney/liver problems,do you not go for treatment or transplant as the case may be? Why stressing on his heart transplants. The guy was sick,he went for treatment,at least he could afford it.he still lived to be a 100 plus. Taking care of oneself isn't a crime.
ReplyDeleteSomeone also said behind every successful man is a crime.
Like seriously? Lemme site an example. A friend of mine has been jobless for years. His friend from childhood came back from the U.S and they hooked up. His U.S friend happens to be a big boy in an oil servicing company. He got the guy a contract at the company. The contract was worth 8 million and its a monthly contract. Within a year,my friend's life changed forever. Within 2 years,he was a billionaire. He now has his own oil servicing company and is still taking home millions every month. My question, what crime did he commit to become successful.
You guys need to change your mentality abeg. To be rich and successful is a good thing. Wealth is not synonymous to crime or occultism.please
Thank God for the rain yesterday. I was forced as a result of cold to sleep 11pm instead of my usual thinking and sleeping by 2 or 3am. Anonymous on my case, may your enemies never be in my shoes.
ReplyDeleteGood morning BVs,it is a wonderful day today,I'm happy to be alive today. Thank God for adding another year to my years. Thank you God for thus far u ve brought me even though I av not gotten there,but greatful to where u are taking me.
ReplyDeleteCelebrate with me BVs its my birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
Bv that dreamt that they were sharing money and gift to colleagues, thank your stars you were not given anything. According to elders, It is badluck to receive gifts or money especially in the dream. They also said it is impending danger for one to be well dressed or celebrating in the dream.
ReplyDeleteSdk lmao plus abi na minus hahaha anyone o
ReplyDeleteBefore I kiss you off let me appreciate those that wished me success in my exams yesterday. My darling Miss priya, Obianujunwa,Justyswt and Vivilicious. I really appreciate.
Chike T It went well o. But the man has a black heart sha. So it is in God's hands now.
Ageless T...Mama I dey o. I mana ndi Igbo kwuru okwu si na Ihe ka - nte bata n'onu nte, nte etefu. So na wetin happen o.
Okay I will be around today till Friday hopefully.
I dreamt of Northie D. I don't even know what happened but I recalled in my dreams I woke up calling Northie Northie. I checked my time it was 3 am I don't even know what that means.
But I said a prayer for her. I have been there and it was never easy loosing my mum.
I'm depresssed, I've been unhappy for weeks now and I'm tired of being unhappy.
ReplyDeleteKisses to you too. 😄😄😄😄
ReplyDeleteMorning, morning!
ReplyDeleteGood morning blogfam. It's a cool morning right here.
ReplyDeleteWishing y'all a fab day. 😘
Stella maami hailings. 😘 😘
Positive Vibes Only
PART 4
ReplyDeleteSo, my dad had to let all of them go. This was after both children had turned one. Infact, we did big party for Ima's baby 1st. Neighbours thought it was my mum who gave birth. Cake, food, photos everything. But the embarassment was becoming too much. And then my dads company's had started having issues so the man had too much on his mind to come and be having headache at home again. It was very emotional. My mum and all of us we cried like no tommorow. We knew we would never find another Ima. And the truth is we never did. Haven't set my eyes on them since then and I often wonder where they are -Ima and the girl.
As for driver, we still see him when he go to my hometown. He finally married another wife, as the troublsome wife left with the younger daughter. And his first daughter was taken by my dad's cousin to the UK. Guess that girl just had good luck. Saw her when I went last year. She's a big girl now, yellow with plenty lipstick and lashes. Works in one of them cosmetic stores. Don't think she went to uni though. And she doesn't keep in touch with her biological parents. Don't know why. Don't want to even ask abeg. Did I tell you one time Ima caught her masturbating behind the chair and she said it was her mum who taught her? I didn't know what masturbation was at the time. All I heard was she was 'playing with herself'. And my mum called the drivers wife to address it cos the girl was just about 6 or so. Well that's all in the past now.
Funny side of Mahathma Ghandhi . 😃
ReplyDeleteWhen Mahathma Gandhi was studying law at the University College, London, a white professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely.
One day, Mr. Peters was having lunch at the dining room when Ghandi came along with his tray & sat next to the professor.
The professor said,
"Mr Ghandi , you do not understand, *a pig & a bird do not sit together to eat.*"
Ghandji looked at him as a parent would a rude child & calmly replied,
*"You do not worry professor. I'll fly away,"*
& he went & sat at another table.
Mr. Peters, reddened with rage, decided to take revenge.
The next day in Class he posed the following question:
"Mr.ghandi , if you were walking down the street & found a package, & within was a bag of wisdom & another bag with money, which one would you take ?"
Without hesitating, Ghandji responded, "The one with the money, of course."
Mr. Peters , smiling sarcastically said,
"I, in your place, would have taken the wisdom."
Mahathma Gandhi shrugged & responded, *"Each one takes what he doesn't have."*
Mr. Peters, by this time was fit to be tied. So great was his anger that he wrote on Mahathma Ghandi's exam sheet the word "IDIOT"
& gave it to Ghandi
Ghandji took the exam sheet & sat down at his desk trying very hard to remain calm while he contemplated his next move.
A few minutes later, Mahathma Ghandhi got up, went to the professor & told him in a dignified polite tone,
"Mr. Peters, *you signed the sheet*, but you did not give me the grade."
Keh keh keh
😅😃. Don't mess with intelligent people..
I dey hail una ohhh. I'm on my way to oshogbo to check a project and have another meeting. Been up since 4:30am and slept at 1am. I can type because i sidon like madam for back. Kikikikikiki. This recession just made business slow sha. People are so frugal with money and slow to make payments.
ReplyDeleteCookie and fab mum how are you both? Em jay scratchy scratchy ear 😂 Chike Teflon hailings joor. Ugebe 2 of Nigeria. Highness Gwen - hi 👋 Aeegurl booski boo 💋💋 miss priya how body? Lily komson Abeg cut backyard for me nau.... Ibukun and kidjo how are you? Queen and boss oooh. There's one BV that has one name Kim-Lee-Ho or something like that... 😂 how are you? @bv treasures no more depression you hear? Blunt chic sugar, have a great day. Omotola brianna (hope I got it right)how are you dear? Fab divas hope you feel better? @Bloglord thanks for BBN downloads. You too much 👊 @iphie dearie na me and votes this week. Don't worry. Count on me 😆
Back from dropping this girl in her school and looking for something to eat.
ReplyDeleteSomeone saw me wearing sweater this morning on my way to drop her and was asking if 'he don enter' and that my daughter should have like 3 younger ones by now.
I wonder what those who are TTC are going through, in a day, I can't count how many people tell me that my daughter is long overdue to have younger ones, a girl of 5yrs o. I usually give them answers that would shut their mouths forever. Now, I wonder what they would be saying to those TTC women, I really feel for them and I pray that God answers their prayers soon.
When you walk through a door of success don't shut it behind you, give someone a chance too because we all need each other.
ReplyDeleteI'm positive a big blessing is coming my way this week. Have a nice day people
My bf said he will marry a career woman which am not, he left me bc of that, I don't have any skill too. Pls help me and register me for a skill acquisition.
ReplyDeleteOh what a fool you are!
DeleteMorning Stella love,it a cold Tue,I wish everybody a wonderful day ahead and pls live and let others live 2,love u all,#plspost#
ReplyDeleteAnon 8:09 please be yourself and dont think of suicide as an option. Remove it entirely from your mind. Dont worry God got you that is what you need to be happy about. What you are going through is just a passing phase, you will conquer. Dont mind your head teacher, stupid woman, she has no right to slap you at all.
ReplyDeleteIt is well with your soul
The kind of heart I have now hmmmmm, may God have mercy.
ReplyDeleteThanking God for life. No matter how fair or unfair we think life is, one should still be thankful for the privilege of been alive. 9 years post graduation no job no business but God is never late it will come.
ReplyDeleteGood morning bvs, please does anyone knows when the next nysc mobilisation will be? And my issue is this, I registered in 2015, got my callup letter but eventually had to stay back. So now I dont know how to go about the whole thing again since I hope to join the coming one.
ReplyDeleteSo what I'd like to know is this;
The next mobilisation period and what I have to do concerning my registration.
Thanks in advance
Hey Stellz, kisses...
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday Eka Joy, long life and prosperity.
Take heart Northie, it is well with you and yours.
Kisses to you Tetrina.
Shoutout to all the beautiful souls on here, you are blessed.
We thank God for a new day..all i need i need now is a hug from heaven...praying for the best. it cant get worst.
ReplyDeleteGood morning all, May God go before us this morning and clear way .
ReplyDeleteGood morning everyone. Happy to be in the land of the living today. Have a fruitful day bvs
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ReplyDeleteAwon dreamers (joseph and josephinas) how is you people. Hope you dream again?
ReplyDeleteLet me go and buy N200 card for a police man that stopped me because i have not done my driver license. Oga people are driving for years without licence ooo. my own just 1 month, you want to dey para for where i dey. anyway make i use church mind for you buy you card. Shey you know you are my friend now. I will be calling you everytime.
Na rant i dey rant oooo.