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Saturday, March 04, 2017

Saturday In House Gists -Knock Knock A Shade

Can you create Original #Shade Jokes?


The best Original Knock Knock Funny #shade Joke wins either 50k or........!...Please do not go South ......

 Let me try one

 ''Knock Knock''

 ''Who's there?''

 ''Rumour ..''

 ''Rumour who''

 ''Rumour has it leads on SDK Blog #Shade''.

 *Side Eyes at BV Mr Obi
''Knock knock''

''Who's there?''

 ''Nigeria...''

 ''Huh?Nigeria who?''

 ''Nigeria Police is celebrating say dem don kpai Vampire the notorious kidnapper''..lol #Shade
''Knock Knock''

 ''Who's there?''

 ''Yipeeeee..''

 ''Yipeeee who?''

 ''Yipeee my new babies just arrived #Rob #Rosy''#Shade
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151 comments:

  1. waffymercyjohnson4 March 2017 at 14:01

    Here to read the comments

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    1. _-'Rowland'-_4 March 2017 at 14:25

      Knock knock!
      Who's there
      Bend.
      Bend who?
      Bend Low Bend Low Bend Low Bend Low. And see what Stella 50k Can doooooo.

      Delete
    2. Istanbul4 March 2017 at 14:43

      Stella you wouldn't believe who I came across today lolo ideato, the beautiful lady was sitting close to me browsing through the net and guess where she was on her phone !!!SDK blog!!! and she was about sending a message when i got to see her Id which was reading lolo ideato. she is such a pretty lady and on my way home a beautiful lady with class gave me a lift whom i happen to recognize later as our one and only chieft Queen and Boss and her phone rang immediately i got in the car because her phone was right on the passengers seat and guess who was calling her because the number was saved...our one and only Mrs SDK, our queen and boss was like coding the discussion then I got down and behold sandy neky trading words with krix but they never knew they were both bvs And all of a sudden i heard people shouting from behind that they caught a guy pressing breast which was kelvin okay nau. I mind my business going my way only to see a bv that wrote on the spontaneous post today that she eat spring rolls mixed with green tea and roasted chicken dragging turns in buying Akara and pap lol. My dear bvs Mrs Roma's it's such a lovely lady, because have been attending her catering class in the aboard but she never knew I am a bv. After every of this drama only for me to hear my mama waking me up to go join my siblings and eat the last bowl of Eba and ogbonor soup.

      Delete
    3. Istanbul4 March 2017 at 14:45

      Stella you wouldn't believe who I came across today lolo ideato, the beautiful lady was sitting close to me browsing through the net and guess where she was on her phone !!!SDK blog!!! and she was about sending a message when i got to see her Id which was reading lolo ideato. she is such a pretty lady and on my way home a beautiful lady with class gave me a lift whom i happen to recognize later as our one and only chieft Queen and Boss and her phone rang immediately i got in the car because her phone was right on the passengers seat and guess who was calling her because the number was saved...our one and only Mrs SDK, our queen and boss was like coding the discussion then I got down and behold sandy neky trading words with krix but they never knew they were both bvs And all of a sudden i heard people shouting from behind that they caught a guy pressing breast which was kelvin okay nau. I mind my business going my way only to see a bv that wrote on the spontaneous post today that she eat spring rolls mixed with green tea and roasted chicken dragging turns in buying Akara and pap lol. My dear bvs Mrs Roma's it's such a lovely lady, because have been attending her catering class in the aboard but she never knew I am a bv. After every of this drama only for me to hear my mama waking me up to go join my siblings and eat the last bowl of Eba and ogbonor soup.

      Delete
    4. New leaf4 March 2017 at 15:34

      Knock knock
      Who's there?
      Hale
      Hale who?
      Hale and hearty is the new sickness developed by APC

      Delete
  2. miss Aboki the great4 March 2017 at 14:04

    Knock knock
    Who is there?
    knack
    Knack who?
    Knack pigeon for him head if he is RICH
    #original

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    1. New leaf4 March 2017 at 15:37

      Knock knock
      Who's there?
      Lai
      Is it Lai Mohammed?
      Coman Lai beside me tonight

      Delete
    2. misskay4 March 2017 at 16:46

      Knock !knock!
      Who is there?
      Efe.....
      Efe Who?
      Efe edokujo, Efe, Efe dokujo
      #shade
      Dunno the meaning, i want 50k
      #Eyeballs enlarge, tongue rolls out#👽👽👽👽👽👽

      Delete
  3. IsaacBABA ✌��4 March 2017 at 14:05

    Knock knock

    Who's there

    Oge

    Oge who

    OGE OLE-YE

    #Shade 😁😁😁😁...he nor funny abi? Oya compose ur own...swallow starch with banga soup ND fresh fish

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    1. New leaf4 March 2017 at 15:40

      Knock knock
      Who's there?
      Who born
      Who born who?
      Who born the maga challenging me for the 50k reward

      Delete
  4. miss Aboki the great4 March 2017 at 14:05

    Chief Linda pls na joke ooo. You know i love you. I need that 50k

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    1. New leaf4 March 2017 at 15:41

      Knock knock
      Who's there?
      Chop
      Chop who?
      Chop banana till you go yo

      Delete
  5. SUGAR.4 March 2017 at 14:07

    Knock what?... I Dont want to knock! Is it by force? I own my knuckles and I won't knock!!😛😜🙅🙅🙅😎

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    1. New leaf4 March 2017 at 15:44

      Knock knock
      Who's there?
      Ifai
      Ifai who?
      Ifai I get money Eh, Chi exotic I go die for your matter

      Delete
  6. Ogbebor Rhoda Rita4 March 2017 at 14:07


    ''Knock Knock''

    ''Who's there?''

    ''kabi"
    Kabi who?
    Kabiyesi o, Oshey oo

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    1. Unknown4 March 2017 at 17:44

      Knock know.
      Who is there?
      "who be".

      Who be who?
      Who be franklin.

      Delete
  7. Beloved #CHIVIDO 20204 March 2017 at 14:08

    50k
    *clears my eyez
    * double clearz my eyeezz

    don't mind me o...I just woke up from my siesta

    make I go bath first

    make una no fall my hands o

    isaacson
    chi exo nwa
    miss aboki
    missylnn
    miss all of them
    the stake is higher now so make una raise una ***

    I am coming

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    1. IsaacBABA ✌��4 March 2017 at 14:14

      Beloved as in the 50k just make me dey crack my head lol...good luck to everyone

      Delete
    2. IsaacBABA ✌��4 March 2017 at 14:19

      Knock knock

      Who's there

      Stella

      Stella who😁

      Stella d make cocoa cook us

      Lolzzz its joke oooo #Shade

      Delete
    3. miss Aboki the great4 March 2017 at 14:26

      Beloved nwannem. Are you seeing what ayam saw? Biko make una vote for me nau. Chei. #50k na like #50million for where i dey ooo

      Delete
  8. Miss Ess4 March 2017 at 14:12

    Knock knock this guys just scored Man U now and e deh pain me. Mtcheeww

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  9. Unknown4 March 2017 at 14:14

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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    1. Unknown4 March 2017 at 17:57

      "knock knock"
      "who is there?

      Believe
      Believe who?

      Believe it or not my fashion shop is the biggest shop in nigeria #

      Delete
  10. SARA4 March 2017 at 14:15

    Lemme goan consult brother Jekwu.

    😀😀😀😀😀

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    1. New leaf4 March 2017 at 16:07

      Knock knock
      Who's there?
      Nico
      Nico who?
      Nico gravity abiala, I wan finish Timaya

      Delete
  11. Jay4 March 2017 at 14:26

    "Knock knock"
    "Who is there"
    "Fed.."
    "Fed who?
    "Federal government, person don blow whistle for your head"
    #original. lol

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    1. New leaf4 March 2017 at 16:09

      Knock knock
      Who's there?
      Whistle
      Is it whistle blower?
      Yes
      Please coman b going, no blow kpim Bcs of this 50k abeg

      Delete
  12. Anonymous4 March 2017 at 14:30

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Kidjo..
    Kidjo who?
    Kidjo kidjo kidjominan oh yea yea..**davido's voice**
    #original

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    1. New leaf4 March 2017 at 16:12

      Knock knock
      Who's there?
      Adonbeliv
      Adonbeliv who?
      Adonbeliv virginity is as common as its used to be... #donwilliams

      Delete
    2. KIDJO aka S.B.V (Sexiest Blog Visitor ) 👸👄💜4 March 2017 at 18:18

      Ya not serious.lol😅😅😅😅.

      Delete
    3. Anonymous4 March 2017 at 19:34

      Mr skin for the price joor, no ojoro

      Delete
  13. IsaacBABA ✌��4 March 2017 at 14:32

    Knock knock

    Who's there

    Seun

    Seun who?

    Seun egbegbe

    Locks door with plenty padlock and screams we nor dey sell iphone here or change dollars ooo

    #shade

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    1. New leaf4 March 2017 at 16:16

      Knock knock
      Who's there?
      Nokia
      Nokia who?
      Nokia 3310 is now a camera phone

      Delete
  14. Oluwadarasimi™4 March 2017 at 14:33

    ''Knock Knock''
    ''Who's there?''
    ''Water!!!
    Water who??
    Water you having?..Some of you will eat hot eba with panla and orísírísí inside the soup and come here to type pancake and tea!!!
    Original

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    1. Oluwadarasimi™4 March 2017 at 16:20

      #shade

      Delete
    2. Peaches and Cream5 March 2017 at 17:02

      Knock knock. Who's there? Iphie. Iphie who? Iphie die ontop your matter eeeeh.

      Delete
  15. Anonymous4 March 2017 at 14:33

    Knock knock
    Who's there
    On becoming
    On becoming what?
    On becoming broke#shade

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    STD
    STD who?
    STD among nigerian celebrity husbands#shade

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Dog
    Dog who?
    Dognapper#shade
    Stellastico they are all original #loveyatopieces#edo girl

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    1. New leaf4 March 2017 at 16:32

      Knock knock
      Who's there?
      Villager
      Villager who?
      Villager that writes upside down

      Delete
  16. Jay4 March 2017 at 14:37

    "Knock knock"
    "Yes who is there?
    " its R&R..."
    " R&R who?
    " Rob and Rosy your babies.
    Lol
    #shade

    ReplyDelete
  17. oriolade4 March 2017 at 14:40

    knock knock
    who is there?
    it is me mess
    mess who?
    mess that is about to come out and people would flee from your beauty

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    1. New leaf4 March 2017 at 16:35

      Knock knock
      Who's there?
      Rumour
      Rumour who?
      Rumour has it that stella is stingy but she's about to prove them wrong by giving me this 50k

      Delete
    2. Lora4 March 2017 at 19:07

      Try harder Mr skin....the struggle is real

      Delete
    3. Anonymous4 March 2017 at 19:35

      Mr skin killing it since the game started... 👍

      Delete
  18. Istanbul4 March 2017 at 14:44

    Stella you wouldn't believe who I came across today lolo ideato, the beautiful lady was sitting close to me browsing through the net and guess where she was on her phone !!!SDK blog!!! and she was about sending a message when i got to see her Id which was reading lolo ideato. she is such a pretty lady and on my way home a beautiful lady with class gave me a lift whom i happen to recognize later as our one and only chieft Queen and Boss and her phone rang immediately i got in the car because her phone was right on the passengers seat and guess who was calling her because the number was saved...our one and only Mrs SDK, our queen and boss was like coding the discussion then I got down and behold sandy neky trading words with krix but they never knew they were both bvs And all of a sudden i heard people shouting from behind that they caught a guy pressing breast which was kelvin okay nau. I mind my business going my way only to see a bv that wrote on the spontaneous post today that she eat spring rolls mixed with green tea and roasted chicken dragging turns in buying Akara and pap lol. My dear bvs Mrs Roma's it's such a lovely lady, because have been attending her catering class in the aboard but she never knew I am a bv. After every of this drama only for me to hear my mama waking me up to go join my siblings and eat the last bowl of Eba and ogbonor soup.

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    1. New leaf4 March 2017 at 16:38

      Knock knock
      Who's there?
      Istanbul
      Istanbul Turkey?
      Istanbul that dreams nonsense dreams...

      Delete
    2. Anonymous4 March 2017 at 19:36

      Haha

      Delete
  19. Vivilicious4 March 2017 at 14:44

    Knock knock
    Who is there?
    Oge
    Oge who?
    Oge okoye stole pictures of dogs from someone'IG page and did naming ceremony for them on her own IG page.

    ReplyDelete
  20. Missprettyw4 March 2017 at 14:46

    Knock knock''

    ''Who's there?''

    ''Whistle...''

    ''Whistle who?''

    ''Whistle blowing don turn new hustle for naija as mmm don lock up''

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  21. Unknown4 March 2017 at 14:46

    Knock Knock

    Who is there

    Its Prayer

    Prayer Who?

    Its Prayer time, pray that MBuhari comes back home to continue his superb leadership\\Shade

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    1. New leaf4 March 2017 at 16:19

      Knock knock
      Who's there?
      APC
      APC who?
      APC has no new Lai to sell...

      Delete
    2. Anonymous4 March 2017 at 19:37

      Mr skin the struggle is real

      Delete
  22. Jay4 March 2017 at 14:47

    "Knock knock"
    "Who is there?..
    "Church..."
    "Church who?
    "Churchhill Olakunle your kingkong
    Lol #shade. #original

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  23. Unknown4 March 2017 at 14:48

    Knock Knock

    Who is there

    Its Prayer

    Prayer Who?

    Its Prayer time, pray that MBuhari gets well soon and come back home to continue his superb leadership\\Shade

    ReplyDelete
  24. Unknown4 March 2017 at 14:49

    Knock Knock

    Who is there

    Its naira

    Naira who

    Its naira dancing skelewu that it gained small on the scale... Shade

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    1. New leaf4 March 2017 at 19:25

      Knock knock
      Who's there?
      Mabebe
      Mabebe who?
      Mabebe you are the one I'm calling, I'm calling baby, I'm calling, I'm calling girl...

      Delete
  25. Chike TEFLON (Award winning blog visitor)4 March 2017 at 14:51

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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    1. Unknown4 March 2017 at 18:03

      "knock knock"

      "who is there?

      Voice.


      Who is voice?

      I insured my voice for 10m dollars.

      Delete
  26. Vivilicious4 March 2017 at 14:51

    Knock knock
    Who is that?
    On becoming
    On becoming who?
    On becoming by Toke and the little that I have, let's just hope I still have after everything #shade#

    ReplyDelete
  27. Bolaji Bernard4 March 2017 at 14:54

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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    1. New leaf4 March 2017 at 16:28

      Knock knock
      Who's there?
      Bolaji
      Bolaji who?
      Bolaji bernards that just wrote rubbish and stella deleted it

      Delete
  28. Chike TEFLON (Award winning blog visitor)4 March 2017 at 14:55

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    White...
    White who?
    White berry have run since Stella called her out for 300k fraud
    #Original#Shade

    ReplyDelete
  29. dramaQueen4 March 2017 at 14:55

    #Knock knock

    Who is there
    '
    Triple..'

    Triple who

    'Triple T without a family but has a niece'

    ReplyDelete
  30. Cookie4 March 2017 at 14:58

    Knock Knock
    Who's there??
    Ass
    Ass who??
    Asslicker1 of sdk
    #Shade #Original

    ReplyDelete
  31. Chike TEFLON (Award winning blog visitor)4 March 2017 at 15:00

    Knock knock!!!
    Who's there?
    MMM...
    MMM who?
    MMM have scammed me and I need that 50k. Be it in dollar, pounds, euro or naira. Anyone currency it is just bring it I need it.

    #original#shade

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  32. Bolaji Bernard4 March 2017 at 15:03

    Knock knock!!!

    Who is there??

    Mr philLIPS

    PhilLIPS who??

    philLIPS KEMEN feeling sexy but can't kiss Tboss well and pressing her bum like akwa-ibom Fufu

    #original#shade

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    1. Bierbieklaus4 March 2017 at 17:03

      Lmao....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

      Kemens lips make sense for this post I swear.

      Delete
    2. Johnson4 March 2017 at 17:08

      Lolzzzzzzzzzz

      Delete
    3. Anonymous4 March 2017 at 21:11

      Lolzz

      Delete
    4. Anonymous4 March 2017 at 21:11

      Lolzzz, really funny.

      Delete
    5. Unknown4 March 2017 at 21:38

      laff my f**ckn ass hole!!!!!

      Delete
    6. Unknown4 March 2017 at 21:41

      Laffn my f**ckn asshole

      Delete
    7. Adonis1105 March 2017 at 00:52

      Hahahaha roftl, I laff d igbira way. Kemen's lips are meant for sucking fuel from a Peugeot 304 car, not for kissing biko

      Delete
    8. Slimfit5 March 2017 at 01:00

      Kemen Kemen, be falling my hand since 1578 Lmao. Ordinary kiss you cannot kiss. Ogbeni use d lips to fan tboss, at least she will praise you for that.

      Delete
    9. Bowprince5 March 2017 at 10:31

      Choiiii.... Whose prospective grandpa is this Kemen guy sef? But Bernard...... There is God oooo. Shebi eez because you learnt early

      Delete
    10. Mr Tipsy5 March 2017 at 11:36

      Hihihihihi:-). Bolaji Bernard Tho..... This is pure evil.... Me i can not coman born pikin like Kemen o jare.

      Delete
  33. Phenomenal woman4 March 2017 at 15:13

    "Knock knock "
    "Who's there?"
    "Jack"
    "Jack who?"
    Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. #Original # shade Jackie Chan. Lol

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  34. Chike TEFLON (Award winning blog visitor)4 March 2017 at 15:19

    Knock knock!!
    Who's there?
    Sleep...
    Sleep who?
    Sleep commot from my eyes as I see this 50k.
    #original#shade

    ReplyDelete
  35. Omotola Brianna4 March 2017 at 15:26

    Knock knock!!
    Who's there???
    Aye
    Aye who?????
    Ayele ooooooo ibosi oooooooo

    ReplyDelete
  36. Unknown4 March 2017 at 15:27

    "knock Knock"
    Who is there?
    "it's me efcc"
    Am not home

    Serious banging at d door
    "Knock Knock"
    "Who is that"
    "It's me whistle blower
    Am presently in London for a medical check up

    Serious banging at d door once again
    "Knock knock
    "Who is that now
    " Oh oh u dey fear, it's me former
    "former who
    "former Minister for petroleum. "Original

    ReplyDelete
  37. New leaf4 March 2017 at 15:29

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    African
    African who?
    African lady Oge okoyied somebody's pet on IG.

    ReplyDelete
  38. Honey4 March 2017 at 15:29

    Knock knock
    Who is there?
    It's Rumour
    Rumour who?
    Rumour has it that Stella 'nose' where Buhari is. #shade# original.

    ReplyDelete
  39. Oluwadarasimi™4 March 2017 at 15:31

    ''Knock Knock''
    ''Who's there?''
    ''Sdk!!!
    "Sdk who??"
    "Sdk troller, a sociopath that happily trolls people upandan, exerting negative energy on the keyboard. If you don't mind please use me for giveaway!!!. 
    Original

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  40. Oma Zona4 March 2017 at 15:42

    knock knock!

    who is there?

    boo...

    boo who?

    boohari

    from where?

    boohari from london

    shuo, baba you don come, abeg go back o. osibanjo ti take over.

    #original

    ReplyDelete
  41. Oma Zona4 March 2017 at 15:43

    knock knock!

    who is there?

    boo...

    boo who?

    boohari

    from where?

    boohari from london

    shuo, baba you don come, abeg go back o. osibanjo ti take over.

    #original

    ReplyDelete
  42. Peppi 4 March 2017 at 15:44

    Knock knock knock!!

    Me :Who's there??

    Bubu!

    Me: Bubu who?

    Buhari the Nigeria president! '


    Me: Oga beg go back to your country!

    ReplyDelete
  43. Oma Zona4 March 2017 at 15:45

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    ReplyDelete
  44. Oma Zona4 March 2017 at 15:46

    This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete
  45. Oma Zona4 March 2017 at 15:47

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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  46. beeolah4 March 2017 at 15:56

    Knock knock

    Who's there

    Stella

    Stella who?

    Stella's cookie and cream the only iyalaya gbogbo blogger if no be you,them no fit be like you
    Haters elo jegbe( go and eat shit haters)






    50k eyes wide open I must to win lol

    ReplyDelete
  47. jasmeen4 March 2017 at 15:59

    Knock knock
    Whis there ?
    Mabay.
    Mabay who ?
    Ma baybies jus arryved # rob n risy



    Knock knock
    Whos there
    Demo
    Demo who
    Demowiya tugeda togeda tugeda demowiya togeda d happier we shall be

    Knockknock whos there ?
    Ole
    Ole who ?
    Oleku tel mi sontin wey seun go thief....monini monini


    #original

    ReplyDelete
  48. Schatzi4 March 2017 at 16:01

    "Knock knock"!!!

    "Who's there??

    It's Toke!!!

    Toke who???

    Toke book hurt my brand!!! And am suing her ass!!!

    I can't come and carry last!!!

    ReplyDelete
  49. jasmeen4 March 2017 at 16:03

    Knock knock
    Whos there

    Manu

    Manu babies haf arryved.#bob n risky

    ReplyDelete
  50. la'cremie4 March 2017 at 16:08

    Knock knock!!!

    Who is there??

    La'cremie

    La'cremie who???

    La'cremie that have been commenting on Stella's blog plz can u keep blessing Stella for me because she's been touching lives.

    ReplyDelete
  51. la'cremie4 March 2017 at 16:14

    Knock knock!!!

    Who is there??

    South Africans

    South Africans???

    Nigerians go back to your country una don collect our babes finish,them say we too lazy...

    ReplyDelete
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    1. Daddy's Girl4 March 2017 at 19:20

      Knock knock
      Who is there?
      Kemen
      Kemen who?
      Kemen(come and) kiss my lips. *in always Ibori tongue *

      Delete
  52. la'cremie4 March 2017 at 16:17

    Knock knock!!!

    Who is there??

    Chidinma cucumber

    Chidinma cucumber who??

    Chidinma that was using cucumber to quench her urge.

    ReplyDelete
  53. la'cremie4 March 2017 at 16:20

    Knock knock!!!

    Who is there??

    Gifty

    Gifty who??

    Gifty that said she doesn't know banky w,but must I know him.

    ReplyDelete
  54. Biby4 March 2017 at 16:21

    Knock!!! Knock!!! Who's there? It's me Ef? Ef what? Efcc,we heard you just bought a goat,so we are here to question your source of income cause korruption is not in my country..

    ReplyDelete
  55. New leaf4 March 2017 at 16:22

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Myself
    Myself who?
    Myself that checks people's bags

    ReplyDelete
  56. la'cremie4 March 2017 at 16:22

    Knock knock!!!

    Who is there??

    South Africans

    South Africans who???

    South africans that want Nigerians to go back to their country, una don collect our babes finish,them say we too lazy...

    ReplyDelete
  57. Unknown4 March 2017 at 16:23

    "knock knock!!
    who is there?
    johnson
    # My life, My crown,My gold, My helper, bestie,love of my life, My world.... We are just friends o... #side eyes# shade#
    original

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  58. Villager4 March 2017 at 16:27

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  59. QUEENAMYLovesAccessBank4 March 2017 at 16:30

    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Croko
    Croko who
    The croko from errrrrrrm
    Hope I win the 50k

    ReplyDelete
  60. Eghons4 March 2017 at 16:50

    ''Knock Knock''

    ''Who's there?''

    ''Bisola''

    ''Bisola who?''

    ''Bisola the BJ giver in BBNaija''

    ReplyDelete
  61. Unknown4 March 2017 at 17:08

    k knock

    who is there?

    rolex chick

    chick sorry rolex chick I don't want to sell rolex



    knock knock

    who is there

    fan emmmanuel

    fan wetin...I don't want mmm wahala


    knock knock

    who is there

    jacinta

    Ja ya mma, Ja ya mma o, mbanile Ja ya mma o little husband

    original #shade
    the hustle is real

    ReplyDelete
  62. Unknown4 March 2017 at 17:09

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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  63. Jennex4 March 2017 at 17:18

    "Knock knock!!!!

    'Whos there????

    Its Gifty!!!


    Which Gifty

    the one that is married or the one that is not married???
    #Original

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  64. jasmeen4 March 2017 at 17:19

    Knock knock
    Whos there
    Hudah
    Hudah who
    Huda hell stole ma iphone


    #Reallyneed 50k o

    ReplyDelete
  65. St.FranKooL....4 March 2017 at 17:33

    #There is no better test of a man's integrity than his behaviour when he is wrong*

    ReplyDelete
  66. Phenomenal woman4 March 2017 at 17:39

    "Knock knock "
    "Who's there?"
    "Awan"
    "Awan who?"
    Awan knack you akpako 2xs. shorty, shorty, Awan knack you akpako ooo. Oya knack am, knack am, knack am. KEMEN-TBOSS #Shade

    ReplyDelete
  67. Villager4 March 2017 at 17:42

    Nok Nok!!

    Whuz dere?

    Eats mee.

    Yhu whu?

    Mee, d one whuz koment was saint to sambiza foress to go epp reskew shibok gehs becourse i brot sdk's boyfren to a discurshion dat haided saout.

    #plizz dun kwote meee.

    ReplyDelete
  68. Unknown4 March 2017 at 17:45

    "Knock knock"
    Who's there?
    Ade
    Ade who?
    Ade mad over you baby....😂😂😂




    When oyibo people describe a location, they simply say,
    "The place is about a mile and a half, north-west or 300
    metres away from Greenville park." You actually know
    where you're going.
    .
    But in Naija, our house numbering system can't be trusted.
    You may find house number 43 in between house number 5
    and 6. Moreover, we know nothing about miles and metres.
    So when some of you want to describe your location, you'll
    be like,
    "If you reach Mbonu crescent, you will see one big gutter.
    Jump the gutter and corner left.
    Do as if you're going right but be cornering left small small.
    Be going down down... straaaaaight!
    Until you will see one place they're selling akamu in front of one Redeemed church; opposite where they used to throway
    dustbin. Just stand there and flash me. I will MARCH
    outsid...😆😆😆

    ReplyDelete
  69. Unknown4 March 2017 at 17:50

    Knock knock.
    "whose there".
    Genny

    Genny who?
    Genny baby.
    "who be Genny baby?

    Genny baby who said marriage only means adopting a male child who has over grown the mother yet married secretly.

    ReplyDelete
  70. Unknown4 March 2017 at 17:51

    Knock knock
    Me: who's there?
    Oge
    Me: Oge who?
    Oge okoye
    Me: hids my dog

    ReplyDelete
  71. Phenomenal woman4 March 2017 at 18:48

    "Knock knock"
    "who's there? "
    "Ghost worker"
    "Ghost worker who? "
    Ghost Worker Boohari, reporting from Fct London . #original#

    ReplyDelete
  72. Anonymous4 March 2017 at 19:38

    original shade

    ReplyDelete
  73. Anonymous4 March 2017 at 19:55

    This is so real and spontenous! Mr skin...

    ReplyDelete
  74. New leaf4 March 2017 at 20:06

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    I've finished
    I've finished who?
    I've finished the race, what awaits me now is the crown of 50k from Stella

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Anonymous5 March 2017 at 07:18

      Don't stop yet Mr. Skin. Youve got someone on your heels...

      Delete
  75. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady4 March 2017 at 21:19

    Knock! knock!! knock!!! Who are u? Coco? Coco who? Coco Icee nipple nipple for what? nipple on tv for suck nipple that kud not survive eviction. Nipple Gripping. Gripping nipple #original

    ReplyDelete
  76. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady4 March 2017 at 21:23

    Knock! knock!! knock!!! Who are u? Coco? Coco who? Coco Icee (I see) nipple nipple for what? nipple on tv for suck nipple that kud not survive eviction. Nipple Gripping. Gripping nipple #original

    ReplyDelete
  77. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady4 March 2017 at 21:38

    Knock! knock!! knock!!!

    Who are u?
    Coco?

    Coco who?
    Coco Icee (I see) nipples

    nipples for what?
    nipples on tv for suck nipples that kud not survive eviction.

    Nipples Gripping. Gripping nipples #original

    ReplyDelete
  78. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady4 March 2017 at 21:43

    Knock! knock!! knock!!!

    Who are u?
    Coco?

    Coco who?
    Coco Icee (I see) nipples

    nipples for what?
    nipples on tv for suck nipples that kud not survive eviction.

    Nipples Gripping. Gripping nipples #original

    ReplyDelete
  79. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady4 March 2017 at 21:50

    Knock! knock!! knock!!!

    Who are u?
    Coco?

    Coco who?
    Coco Icee (I see) nipples

    nipples for what?
    nipples on tv for suck nipples that kud not survive eviction.

    Nipples Gripping. Gripping nipples #original #shade

    ReplyDelete
  80. D'Royalty4 March 2017 at 21:51

    Una no vote?
    All of una just dey write jokes as una see 50k. Who go come vote now? make una arrange vote for one person, if him win, una go share any prize wey him win. Na better advice I dey give una so.

    Chai! Recession don finish people for Naija, even big uncles wey suppose dey hustle for town dey for here dey post jokes to win prize. E no go better for Devil.
    Ikwaaakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

    One of them run go change him name to Mr Skin come dey litter evrywhere with dry jokes, untop everything, no single vote for him, not even anonymous vote.
    Ikwaaakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwkakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

    ReplyDelete
  81. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady4 March 2017 at 21:52

    Knock! knock!! knock!!!

    Who are u?
    Coco?

    Coco who?
    Coco Icee (I see) nipples

    nipples for what?
    nipples on tv for suck nipples that kud not survive eviction.

    Nipples Gripping. Gripping nipples #original #shade

    ReplyDelete
  82. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady4 March 2017 at 21:55

    Knock! knock!! knock!!!

    Who are u?
    Coco?

    Coco who?
    Coco Icee (I see) nipples

    nipples for what?
    nipples on tv for suck nipples that kud not survive eviction.

    Nipples Gripping. Gripping nipples #original #shade

    ReplyDelete
  83. D'Royalty4 March 2017 at 21:56

    Oh! Mr Skin do begin vote himself with anonymous and plastic blog ids(in Beloved's voice) ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakw

    ReplyDelete
  84. D'Royalty4 March 2017 at 21:58

    Choi! If na me be Stella, I go surprise the winner with Recharge cards.....
    Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

    Stella post o, ikwakwakwakwakwakwakkwakwa

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Anonymous4 March 2017 at 22:36

      Royalty u actually sound too stupid

      Delete
  85. Unknown4 March 2017 at 22:38

    Knock knock who is there? Na ma cookies, cookies? Ah ah where cream na? She go stella isoko village. Okay cookies Migwo!

    ReplyDelete
  86. Olamilarks4 March 2017 at 22:48

    Knock knock!
    Who is there?
    Omojuwa
    Omojuwa who?
    Omojuwa that got isolated for carrying a green backed passport. #shade

    ReplyDelete
  87. Beloved #CHIVIDO 20204 March 2017 at 22:49

    138 comments and single vote
    okay na... una never ready


    make I continue entertaining myself

    ReplyDelete
  88. D'Royalty5 March 2017 at 11:17

    Anon 22:36
    God don catch you, sebi na me you dey call stupid.
    No winner for today, not enough votes to win, all of una dey post yeye jokes instead of voting. Now, even Recharge cards, you no go see, ebot. Don't go and work, siddon here dey post dry jokes.

    ReplyDelete

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