lol...
I think my labour room drama should be tagged THEATRE ROOM DRAMA. Because that was where all my drama happened. Ok back to my gist.
I got pregnant 3months after my wedding. Infact the pregnancy was free of drama and any complications. I threw up like about only 5 times during my 9 months journey and i had none of those weird cravings. I got very fair that my colleagues thought i was bleaching. Until my bump started showing.
Fast forward to my 38th week. It was my ante natal appointment. That Saturday i had that morning s3x with hubby b4 going to cook. I made moi moi and had it with custard. Feeling very strong and active. My driver drove me to the hospital.
My hospital was in Victoria island and i live in lekki but the traffic at the toll was massive. So by the time we got to the hospital i was pretty tired. Now there came my trouble. My BP was checked and the nurse said 'ah madam ur BP is high oh. In my mind I was like young girl like me (am 25yrs) how my BP wan take high.mstcheeew. so i said nothing to her and acted like i didnt even hear her.
So i got in to see the doctor and that was how the doctor said he cant let me go home. I need to be admitted. That was when i knew it was serious. I called my husband and told him to come oh. This people said my bp is high and i can't go home. I was crying already.
Finally i was admitted and fetal heart beat and my BP monitored. I was connected to all sorts of machine. My mum was already calling every hour and raining prayers over the phone. Ok Sunday came and the BP keep going higher and higher upon my bed rest oh. The doctor said he will have to do a CS to save my life and that of my baby.
Meanwhile while all this was happening i was feeling okay and very strong. Infact my husband ordered pizza and ice cream and i was eating away on my hospital bed.
So the doctor said its their policy to always give a woman the chance of normal delivery unless it fails before they will proceed with the CS. They started the induction by 6am Monday morning.the first tablet was inserted. Funny enough that was when I feel asleep because i didn't sleep well the night b4.
I was thinking of the whole CS and delivery thingy . The matron came and saw me sleeping she shouted. Jesus Christ i never see where person dey sleep like this for labour ward oh. So she called the doctor and he inserted another tablet. Yet my cervix was not opening but i was having strong contractions. After 12hours in the labour room. I was moved to the theatre. By then i was already very tired and thirsty. Then they started introducing themselves. They where 1 pedestrian,2 gynaecologists,2 anaesthetic doctors, 3 nurses and a student doctor. In my mind i was like all this people for one person. The took turns to explain their role in my delivery and how they can help me. Now the doctor that was to give me the epidural kept pricking me and was not getting the right spot.
That was how i jumped up from the bed angrily removed everything they had put on me. And told them Am not doing again that i want to go home and come back tomorrow.
Na so begging start. They called my mum and husband in to the theatre. I was crying profusely that am tired and am not doing again. My husband started begging and calling me all the sweet names he ever knew. That was where he promised to get me the iphone 7.
After so much pleading and talks from my doctors and husband. I agreed to lie down back.
Now after the first dose of the epidural injection. It didnt dumb me totally. Then the doctor now wanted to start i felt a little pain and i started shouting "doctor wait oh! I can still feel pain oh. So he stopped they pulled me up because by then i couldn't move my legs and I was now given a second dose.
Now after the first dose of the epidural injection. It didnt dumb me totally. Then the doctor now wanted to start i felt a little pain and i started shouting "doctor wait oh! I can still feel pain oh. So he stopped they pulled me up because by then i couldn't move my legs and I was now given a second dose.
And b4 i could say jack my baby was out and placed on my chest for some seconds b4 they took her away. The sound of her cry brought tears to me again. We where discharged 4 days after. And huuby has fulfilled his promise.
When ever i look at my baby girl i see what true love is.
Btw i have now made up my mind to use CS for all my kids.
No time for unnecessary drama when you can avoid it. As i write my CS scar is as good as gone and this is just 2 weeks post natal.
*Hhehehehehe Congrats on your baby and the iPhone...LMAO!!!
Your husband was like, what else would I use to beg her again. Lol. God bless your home
ReplyDelete#Base on logistics# CS seems to be better...but I will give birth like the Hebrew women..
ReplyDeleteMy dear Cs is not in any way better,I have gone the both way,trust me.
DeleteFor your information,We that gave birth through CS are Daughters of Zion! *tongue clicks*
Delete@silver that means you didn't go to a good hospital.
DeleteNana Komson what do you mean by Hebrew women. Insensitive someborri!!!
DeleteWow god bless ur family
ReplyDeleteHehe @ pedestrian 🚶
ReplyDeleteLol i saw that too. I love your story poster. It is hilarious. You are a big baby enh! 😁😁 but it is cute.
Deletehahaha na really theatre room drama. congrats madam
ReplyDeleteCongratulations, this is real drama in the theatre.
DeleteForgive my ignorance
ReplyDeleteDoes GOTv air BBNaija?
Planning on getting a cable network that is affordable subscription wise,dunno the one to go for
Yes dear
DeleteYes it does ,channel 29 . I use gotv and pay only 1800 monthly . Very affordable for the entertainment value
DeleteYes GOTV airs Bbnaija.
DeleteYes it does
DeleteYes they do. Channel 29 on GoTV
DeleteForgive my ignorance
ReplyDeleteDoes GOTv air BBNaija?
Planning on getting a cable network that is affordable subscription wise,dunno the one to go for
Yes they do.
DeleteGod bless your baby and hubby for fulfilling his promise
ReplyDeleteTiwa
No be small drama.. congrats dear
ReplyDeleteYou sound like you have a really bad attitude. Btw how do you guys have morning sex with morning breath?? #Nasty
ReplyDeleteStella my Stella, I saw your red pen on the word "dumb" instead of numb. But poster, sebi you typed this message with your iPhone, is there no auto correct on it? Kris via iPhone 7 get in here. Just teasing 😁.
ReplyDeleteHey you, stop trolling my comment. Yes you, Bicy
Stella be like who is Bicy again o? Worry not
Congratulations.
ReplyDeleteLolzz.... Dis one Na real theater room drama.. Enjoy your iphone..
ReplyDeletePaediatrician,numb
ReplyDeleteScar gone in 2 weeks? It's still healing o. It always looks that way at the initial stage n may form real scars with time. Happy for you though
ReplyDeleteNow I know how to get the iphone 7....congrats
ReplyDeleteCongratulations
ReplyDeleteHow could the doctor have missed the spot where he's supposed to give the epidural? Poster you're lucky you didn't get paralysed.
ReplyDeleteCongrats poster, God bless your home, kiss baby for me, stella you can't correct her english abi and to anon 15:26 guess you are not married you for no say morning sex is a routine in marriage lol
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