Wedding Night Brouhaha 84

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Hi folks, I'm here again with the last of my chronicles (my WEDDING NIGHT BROUHAHA). I'd rather call it WEDDING NIGHT BLISS. Better still, a combination of both.

I would have sent it in yesterday (14/02/17) but valentine things with wifey gave me no chance to put finishing touches to my story. It was our first val as a married couple and i no wan disappoint. Got her a little gift and after work we watched movie at the theatre. We had some other fun too before we left for home. Got home and was so exhausted. Then,... ( una wan hear that part?! Na lie, iro o, una too like to dey hear private matters. Lol). 

I appreciate all the responses thus far. It's bn a big delight reading them. U guys can keeping guessing the CHI... sha #LMAO. Seems like some people know me so well in real life that my stories gave me away. Most were recent friends who didn't know about my past and the escapades i had. Well, now they know more about this cool dude. My innocent look and present Christian life will never make you feel i had such a past.

A quick recap of my chronicles... I started with my SYB which portrayed me as a serial lover and banker-corper. God miraculously saved me from death a week to my POP. After NYSC, i came back to Lagos. Reconciled with God, got a job and suffered a great heart break. Then, despite all my escapades, i met a FAGIN who today is my wife (what massive grace for a sinner).

Let me call my wife's name 'M'. Without missing words, M is a beautiful, intelligent, well-cultured, humble, down to earth and God fearing lady. I'm not saying this because she's my wife and best friend but truth is she attracts everyone to herself and makes people like her. My parents and friends sing lyrical about her and guys will always tease me that i don't deserve someone as gorgeous as her. Well, maybe i don't but God gave me the best among women for a wife just like He gave me Jesus for a savior.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, flight WNB101 is set to take off. Kindly fasten your apkroko belt as we savor the journey.

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Well, M's mum don't stay in Lagos, she stays in Akure. Her dad is dead (a minute silence for him please)

*story continues...
Every March 1st is wifey's birthday. Two years back, we invited some friends and wifey's brother to celebrate her birthday. The fun was massive. Then, having planned with the DJ, he changed the music to a birthday song. We forced wifey who ordinarily is a shy person to dance. I was dancing with her. Lo! The next song played and it was a love song by Tu baba. I went on a knee and popped the question. Wifey was elated and the whole place thundered with applause. She wasted no time in posting on her SM platforms - 'It's my birthday and i got a proposal ring'. So, journey to the big day started.

As our customs and tradition will have it, wedding things must be at the bride parent's place (Akure). So, off the journey to Akure began. It started first with the introduction. A later date was fixed for the engagement and white wedding. November 12 is our big day!

All the pre-weddings preparations, aso ebi and all sorts started. They were too complex for me as I'm not a fan of all that. I just wanted to make M my wife and start our lives together.
Despite the distance, friends and family turned up and journeyed to the ancient city of Akure. It was a convoy from Lagos. My guys came a day to the main event. The engagement was in the morning while Church service followed immediately. Then, reception was th grand finalle. 

All through the Church service, na as night go be dey my mind. I was like: ' Finally, today na today'. Occasionally, I'll whisper in my wife's ear, 'wa fe Ku laleyi' *interpreter please...

Reception seems to last forever. I rendered a great poem to the love of my life admist tremendous clapping. She loved it and still keeps a copy of the poem.
Fast forward to night time, we lodged in a very cozy and expensive hotel. Everything was just on point. D Ac in the hotel room was making bro J (John Thomas) yarn for attention. We hurriedly entered the room, said a quick prayer, showered and gbam, we started the kissing and caressing. It was blissful but wifey wouldnt let me go down bellow. 

She begged that she was tired and that we still have the entire lifetime to ourselves. Haha, i knew madam was kinda scared. I understood and decided to let her be. We sha gisted and curdled but how i go sleep on my wedding night na. Somehow, we both woke up in the middle of the night. I asked her if she was okay , she sad yes. I asked if she's ready for oga to lunch and surf the net, she confessed to being scared. I sha promised to be gentle and easy with her. So, again we started.

After a lot of foreplay, we decided that it was time i burst the poppo but JT could not enter. I tried forcing, wifey complained of pains. In all my escapades in the past, I'd carefully and intentionally avoided virgins. So, I'll say I'd no experience in deflowering a woman but this one, on this night, i must break!

She feared my size and begged me to stop, i did. After a while she requested we continue, we started again. We eventually got an anointing oil wifey has in her stuffs and indeed, 'anointing breaks the yoke'. Madam complained of less pains during round two and ever since, it has been blissful.

Now, my once upon Virgin wife most times initiates acts in the bedroom. She is fast becoming a pro but together, we are adventurous and we keep learning new stuffs and ways to please ourselves in the bedroom.

As a minister in Church, now, i can have some cozy time with my wife and head straight to Church to lift up holy hands to God. Indeed, marriage is an honorable thing and the bed undefiled.

To the singles that are ripe enough for marriage, you shall not lack your mate IJN. To the married, you shall find joy in your home and i pray that every marriage experiencing turbulent times, the storms shall be still and be replaced with the peace of the Most High IJN.

Iyalode, my life has been a product of God's immense grace. I know this and i do not take this for granted.
To all BVs, thanks for religiously following my chronicle. God bless you all.

*Literature is a part of me. I'm a content writer and i have stories that i hope to publish soon.
You'll have a great day.


-BV YB

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