*Side Eyes*....Wey them?
Una good Morning Ooooooh...
So one of the Boyfriends is going back to School today....
Spent Valentine indoors with the Family....One of my boyfriends bought me a Rose on his way back from school and when he got back he told me how much he loved me and presented the Rose....Then he said Happy Valentine...LOL
Children of these days eh!..I wont be Surprised if he asks for his money back in a few days...lol
Who got a present from the Kids?
Faces of IHN;awon da?Please send in....
Have a great day where ever you are right now
Kisses to ALL.
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Wednesday, February 15, 2017
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So let me update y'all about how Feb14 went
ReplyDeleteI went out early momo to see Le boo,we played and all.
He almost refused going to work but thank God a client called and he had to go but not after forcing me to follow him to work...I was like "haaaaaaa ogbeni Kai...ain't going nowhere with this dress....and he laughed and said you are going
Naso I go office...I just kept telling him baby u are fine today o...so fine...I said that over 52times...he just kept laughing ...then later he said "u want to start going home right?...lol...I sha siddown...see as he delay me till 7pm...everybody left the office ...only us remain...I no fit cry..when we were going he bought me shawarma and tiger nuts...he said that's his Val's gift ....I laughed and almost choked
Now to the sweetest part
I got home ,called the sweetest of them all (TSOTA) my mummy) and told her "Nene me dis is sharwarma o...first thing she said was "how much" I said 1k ...she said chaaaaaiii..."oni igho ni di yenba o(don't know if I spelt right tho? But it means "that money can cook food oπ
Then I said ...don't worry I will take u to eat pizza next...its 3600 ...and that was the mistake I made...she just said "Oya calculate motor money and the pizza money join...gimme I go cook soup with gizzard...she thought i meant gizzardπππππ
My ex sent me a timed blank message on Whatsapp ....guessed he wanted to know if I survived the heartbreak he gave his ancestors ....not me
Don't mind my epistle dis mrn...I saw so many outfit yesterday o...even saw a girl with red and white wool on her headπ...God bless u all that gave ur shout out to me yesterday...
And no I didn't do the doπ©
Are you sure you didn't do? *side eyes* but you sha kiss and smooch... Lol
DeleteNa joke I dey o
Thought you are booless
Deleteππππππ
DeleteOgbeni... If you even do do the sef... Abeg no be your toto? ..toto no dey kuku read meter
DeleteGlad you enjoyed your day
@Galore
Ibk, what is this nonsense you wrote? So childish!!!
DeleteAre you not supposed to be in school?
Delete@Red and white wool.na Sango things many of them use style dey celebrate oπ π π π π π π π π π
DeleteIbk u don high finish ooo.. gud mrning..
DeleteHmmmm are you sure you didnt do the do last lastππ ππ
DeleteLol... me too I didn't do any do
DeleteI follow see some girls wey look like opera mini ...lwkmd
Lol,shaa finish the story today cos e never finish
DeleteYou are just a bloody LIAR!
DeleteYesterday on the val post,you said you didn't go out,now you are talking about boo and office,must you lie to feel among?
You can't even keep up with your lies!
You are just a bloody LIAR!
DeleteYesterday on the val post,you said you didn't go out,now you are talking about boo and office,must you lie to feel among?
You can't even keep up with your lies!
Lol
DeleteYou for wait till when there's Post Valentine post. I'm sure Stella is bringing it.
LMAO.
DeleteSpent Valentine day sleeping the menstrual sleep, then woke in the evening to work. Le boo is far but asides that I have never been one to put much stock on val's day. If not that my period was on day two and still in the heavy stages, I would have gotten grilled fish and wine for myself but better I change just once before I wake than 2 or 3 times. So grilled fish and wine will probably be next week. So, val's day was just another day for me
Chinny baby...lmao....I've never been booless all my lifeπ
DeleteIdeato.....I dey "holuday*π
hi
ReplyDeleteGood morning all,happy post valentine day,
DeleteThree men were in heaven discussing how they died.
ReplyDeleteThe first man said, "I died of cancer."
The second man said, "I died of Tuberculosis. "
The third man said, "I died of seenus."
The first two men asked, "Do you mean sinus?"
The third man said, "No, I mean SEENUS. I was out with my best friend's wife and he seen us!"
#DontQuoteMe
Spent my valentines day in the hospital with my daughter, she has an allergy when the weather changes and it was really bad yesterday, only for the doctor to start telling me it may be a form of athsma, see me rejecting it. She had to be nurelized, I was so scared
DeleteImagine the person you are ignoring today doesn't wake up tomorrow.... Will you feel guilty?? .......... Learn to love the people around you while they are still there..........
ReplyDeleteTrue that
DeleteWORD!
Deletekidjo,u is a cute thing
ReplyDeleteGod bless you
Her face tho *lipsealed
DeleteThanks for the compliments dear, God bless you more...
DeleteMorning guys.
ReplyDeleteSlowwwwwwww start mehn
No work for me today abeg.
I just want to sleeeeeep
My body is paining me.
Last Nyt?
Hmnnnn.....
Hmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Una good morning sha.
I need to doze for a bit.
Y'all have a great day
This one wey your body dey pain you... Hian. What did you do with your body?
DeleteNa me and sp today oh.. Lol
Lmaoπ
Deleteand u too
DeleteHahahhahaha
DeleteI can imagine.
Yesterday's all high is sadly coming down.
And I am good @ re-living things. Good but bad too.
Cos u are happy and then sad that it's all come to an end. Lol
Wanna sleep too. After "The Son I never knew" though.
Hahahahahaaha! Krazy you! You sure need the rest jare. Enjoy and Good morning
DeleteWetin happen last nnight?
DeleteA baby's laughter is a beautiful one unless you are being disturbed while making another baby!! π
ReplyDeleteLol
DeleteMy val's day was boring, was just indoor. No gift as well.I bless God for this beautiful morning.kisses to you all
ReplyDeleteGood morning all. Thanks for all the birthday wishes yesterday. Am grateful. God bless our day
ReplyDeleteconversation between a mad man n a normal man
ReplyDeleteNormal man: why is it that u people (mad people) always laugh when there's nothing to laugh about.
Mad man: its because u people don't see what we see in madness.
Normal man: what do u people see?
Mad man: have u ever seen an ant breastfeeding its babies? Or dogs having a marriage ceremony?
Normal man: burst out with laughter... Hahahaha.
Mad man: u see his u are laughing now, without even seeing what i used to see...u will even laugh more than me when u become mad..
Yesterday was lit
ReplyDeleteFrom the church proposal that had me teary(like say na me them propose to) to the feast in church(enough to eat and drink) and the dinner later.
I got my favourite chocolate cake, credit alert and lots of gift.
Going to find solution to this constipation. π
Chaaaaaiii
DeleteOnly u
Gimme some nahπ
Dem don burst your butthole. Constipation ko ?
DeleteNa small small una secret go dey leak. Kwakwakwakwakwa !
LOLπππ
DeleteHmmmm,enjoy oooo,
DeleteAbeg I have been missing jikullumessu for some days now,please is there a place I can read about it or download it?i love that movie.
Yesterday's chronicle prompted this update: The same thing that's happening in her sister's house is happening at mine but in my case we own the house. Now I don't know if this is a deliberate act by my mother. Sometimes it seems so other times (which is practically never), not so much. Most times it just leaves you dazed because she's very religious she never misses church. Never! And she's not exactly a rich woman.
ReplyDeleteI love my mother! I really do, to death even! She has gone through a lot in life but........
Her decisions, her reaction, her temperament, her stubbornness, God her stubbornness!! She doesn't have friends, no allys, no close relative, even tenants/neighbours hate her. She's so judgemental, so unforgiving, so manipulative, so wicked, so stubborn! Every time I ask my dad (bless his soul)how he coped for so long. She never listens to advice NEVER not even from her husband.
I can count on one hand how many successful tenants we've had and trust me we've had lots of them.
She is so weirdly strange, her room is never clean no matter how many times we try to keep it clean, she scatters everything within 48hrs. She'll mess the room up so bad you won't believe a human being lives there. And she hasn't slept in her room in over 10yrs. She moved her clothes to the sitting room and she sleeps on the floor.
Whenever her least favourite child starts making money, no matter how small so long as you make enough to stop asking her for stipends, you become her enemy instantly, and it will continue that way till you loose whatever source you are getting the money from. Her tenants nko?
They start loosing things gradually till they become broke to stupor. If you are a tenant that has lived in her house for a while and still doing well financially, she will keep picking fights with you till you either move out or it ends in a police case. If she's having issues with anybody you must support her and make that person your enemy too or she will descend heavily on you. I somehow inherited the unforgiving spirit from her, I have gone for several deliverance and I can control my anger and emotions now. It took me a while to but I still pray and beg God for directions.
She is never wrong, she sees fault in every other person but herself.
She curses her children, at the slightest provocation. She will rather give total strangers money than aid her children financially. I get so jealous when my friends say nice things about their mums. You don't know what God has done for you if you have a peaceful mum.
Oh Godπ©
DeleteThis is so saddening
May God hold u strong
U don talk finish na,ya mama na winch
DeleteHmmm
Delete
DeleteHmmm
This is deeep
Keep praying for your mum
It is well
@Galore
Hmmmm. Pray to get a husband or a job in another state and leave that house for her.
DeleteThings are happening
My dear your mother is heavily into witchcraft. Its even possible she might not know it, but i doubt it. Except she agrees she a problem she will become worse.
DeleteNa wa! Your mum needs deliverance.
DeleteEhya, I was so moved by this.
DeleteTake her to prayer, there is a spirit behind it, it's not normal at all.
Keep asking God for directions and always trust God, with time your own unforgiving spirit will go.
Lolz, your hubby know the way.
DeleteIs this real? Well u still have to keep respecting her cos that's wat d bible commanded us to do. U can leave ur house & rent an apartment, if u can't afford,go stay wit a relative. It's well wit u guys. Above all, pray for her. All dis could be cos of trauma she passed through, it usually gives birth to another personality in us.
DeleteCall for in house deliverance
DeleteAlot of us naija mothers adopt witchcraft as a means of protecting our children,ur mother feels she has sacrificed alot in the spirit realm for u guys but feels unappreciated.
DeleteGood morning everyone. Stella we dey here o.
ReplyDeleteSo the Valentine day don finish abi. We go hear word now. ππππ
Let's continue to show love to those around us.
Positive Vibes Only ππ
Nooo
DeleteNa throughout this week
E never finish o, "everyday na valentine for me and people around me" according to my dear...
DeleteFeeling good this morning
ReplyDeleteSo good
@Galore
RMEπ
DeleteBeautiful morning. Spent my Valentine alone,Oluwa provide a boo.
ReplyDeleteGo and check up ooo
DeleteVery eventfulπ
That comment na becky own
DeleteHow e take fly reach upπ
Good morning all
ReplyDeleteGod bless us
Ibukun come and gist me biko. How was your Val night? I know it must have been pretty eventful lol
Eventful kee... Read up
DeleteCelebrated Val all by myself. Am happy and fine
ReplyDeleteNa lie
DeleteWhich Kain happiness π
No happiness in loneliness jorπ
Pele sha
LOL! My baeππ
DeleteIbk did I state I'm lonely?
DeleteEkuke who ask you question ? You cried overnight, that's it.
DeleteSay the truth and shame the devil... Lol
My dear, just remember that when nobody else was there for you, God was there & He will never leave you alone. God bless you & have a nice day.
ReplyDeleteGod bless you too barrister.
Delete
ReplyDeleteI just didn't believe the stunt my hubby pulled yesterday. Wow. This man. Last year Valentine, he asked me to go shopping. So he asked me to pick either the credit card or debit card and I picked the credit card since the phone he gets the alert was in a repair store
I asked him if there was any limit and he said I should use my discretion. How can you tell a girl that. That's how I went shopping and shopped so much and when he got his phone back and saw the alert he told me I just shopped for 2016 and 2017 Valentine.
I thought he was joking o. That was how yesterday we went to see a movie , then dinner, after that guy man said we should go back home, I was like huh OK, where is my gift, he said its at home. We got home , I decided to go and shower. Came out and saw a well wrapped something on the bed. Excited me took the gift, rushed and went to kiss him, then went back into the room to open the gift. Brethren, there was just a written note in the well wrapped box. Annoyance wanted to finish me. Guess what he wrote?? "happy vals day wifey. This is all I could do for you this year seeing you shopped for 2016 & 2017 last year.
If you see the way I rushed to the sitting room to ask him what's the meaning of this but he had sneaked outside. He was outside for like 30 mins, by the time he came in, I just went to bed. To think he came and wanted to cuddle up and all that and I was like get the behind me. Nothing for you until my vals gift show.
So brethren this is how my yeaterday went
Lwkmd!!! Why are you now vexing after you collected your 2017 vals gift in advance
DeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,so sorry love..... But what did you get for him???
DeleteChai women and shopping!!!! Lmaooooo
Serves u right, lol! Wife behaving like greedy girlfriend! Ntoii!
DeleteLMAO
DeleteLmao
DeleteI love love ur husband
Sharp manπ
Good for u π
Lol
Can't stop laughingπππ
Lol funny you
DeleteBut truthfully, you already got your 2017 gift now
Hahahahhahahhahha. Hope he doesn't have Unforgiving spirit. Haba! Shopping that was done since 365 days!
Deleteππππππππππ, lol funny couple.
DeleteLmaππ π nice stunt!
DeleteHahaahahahh,you and ur hubby eehhh.i. Think you should start writing a script about you guys,no be only Toke sabi making money out of Maje jaree
DeleteLol, I guess he hasn't recovered yet from the one you shopped the previous time. The amount must have been massive this one he reacted like this. Chai, ndo oo
DeleteBuahaaahahaha and here I was settling in for a nice read. I like your hubby biko! Hahahahaha
DeletePermit me to offload Abeg , is it me or I have ladies in my shoes too, I feel broken each time I see good relationships , cos I Hv been lead on a couple of times , I don't Hv a too high taste but I still end up meeting the very wrong ones. The pressure in my house is too much of a story to talk about, I'm a successful lady in my career but they make me feel like a failure in the house cause I'm still single , I'm seriously fed up, I think I should just give up on love and love myself some more ! But truly I am SAD!!
ReplyDeleteYou have said the right thing
DeleteThat is way to go... "Love yourself more "
Love will definitely find
you
Is better to marry right
@Galore
Forget the pressure from home....I know how it feels....breathe ,love urself more and most importantly love God....its better to get marries to ur OWN husband than to get married to just any man
DeleteU read stories about marriages here right?
Pls calm down and drink fan yogo....its cold and refreshing
Move out of that house and there's no perfect relationship. All you're seeing is show offs. Plus just be patient, truelove will come at d right time. You'll be grateful you waited.
DeleteIBK you can't know how marital pressure from home feels. It is easier outside talk than your loved ones
DeleteReports from yesterday's Valentine activities in Naija.
ReplyDeleteEngagement: 11%
Heartbreaks: 92%
Condom sales: 1million%
Unofficial Girls known: 68%
Assumption Boyfriends: 81%
Wives caught cheating: 44%
Husbands caught cheating: 79%
Fast food sales: 100%
Buka sales(iya basira) 38%
Night Club's sales: 205%
Joints n cool spot's sales: 300%
Girls in hospitals over heartbreak: 62%
Boys in hospitals over heartbreak: 106%
Girls arrested 4 fighting ova boys: 88%
Guys arrested 4 fighting ova girls: 50%
Wives beating up husband in public: 72%
Husbands beating up wives in public: 30%
Compiled by national population commission & international observers
Which category is yours???
I am just sad this morning.
ReplyDeleteMorning Stella and bvs.
Highness Gwen, if the comment wasn't for me, then I'm sorry. Thought it was for me
ReplyDeleteππ
smiles
Deletehope u had a great day yesterday?
That's why you are a fool. What were you thinking before it feeling like ?
DeleteI want to swear for Nepa. Two days and counting still no light.
ReplyDeleteYesterday, I dreamt of Soma, I can't even get into the details. I hope I won't be needing deliverance.
He's now a payporte ambassador
DeleteCome and take this small light π¦
DeleteHe's living up to his potentials now,at least he 's now payporte fashion ambassador,so he's already counting his blessings.
DeleteShebi u ppl were hailing fashola last year . Una no know sey na rainy season cause am wey light dey dat time. Lol.
DeleteLol
DeleteDM Soma already.
For so long now you have been confirmed due for deliverance.
DeleteYour like is too bitter.
Them study you before dey do word and opposite. Finish it
Stella nwunye dimokoko pls do post for domestic violence, my husband nearly strangled me to death yesterday
ReplyDeleteContinue waiting for a post to rant till they announce your obituary
DeleteAnd you are still in that house?? Better take to your heels now before story that touch will emerge
DeleteWetin you do ? Dey wait for post till guy man kill you for house.
DeleteGood morning all.
ReplyDeletewe had an argument and hubby threatened to slap me one day then i warned him never in his life should he try it plus i said hurtful things to him just like ge did to me. now he hasn't spoken to me in days except talk related to our kids. i only stood up for myself to avoid future reoccurrence now he isn't looking my side, i don't feel like begging him so he wont think he is right but i dont like d silence treatment.Jesus, marriage is stressful.
ReplyDeleteYou're a foolish girl. What happened prior to the threat to slap u? U were silent on that. Your husband isn't a violent man. Violent men don't warn or threaten, tawaiiii, the slap just comes from nowhere! Go humble yourself to the head of your home.
DeleteYou feel daring him was the best way to stand up for yourself. My dear you have successfully killed the love. What happen to subtle talk, at the most keep quite and keep your distance afterwards you go and talk to him about how hurt you were to hear he has plans to even slap when he is calm. I wish you peaceful resolution
DeleteGod o
DeleteHave mercy on us allπ©
Don't beg him.
DeleteJust be extremely prayerful so it won't lead to something else. Try to communicate with him so you guys will settle your differences.
DeleteYou’re not my life, but you’re the one I want to spend it with. You’re not my world, but you’re the best thing in it.
ReplyDeleteI kinda feel sorry for the cleaners who work in hotels today most especially the ones in charge of washing the bed sheets lol
Lmao
DeleteI see tire yesterday
Anybody wet wear val attire ehn...I just dey say ...sister happy val o...sister are u Valentinoπ..sister u bam well oπ
Fool. Na machine dey wash am.
DeleteAyama, chai.
DeleteContinuation
ReplyDeleteSome of you may remember me, I ran to this blog to get advice on whether to alert my brother in law about my sister and mum's plan to destroy him because he had an affair that produced a child some time last year in one of the anonymous night post. Well, I followed your advice got a new sim and told him everything. Guess what? He blocked the new sim and He showed her the text and they laughed over it she said it's her ex that's trying to ruin her marriage, she even cried a little and he believed her.
I don't know if it's coincidence or not but I doubt it is he traveled out of the country they live for a 1 year course. Now she is planing to visit him and continue her evil plans again.
Should I get another sim and send him more messages and the little evidence I've gathered? If I give him the evidence and he shows my sister again, she will definitely know it came from an insider (which will make me the number 1 suspect).
Will I be responsible for breaking their marriage or whatever else that will happen if he believes me enough to not show her and carry out a private investigation?
Should I mind my business and let them kill him? Just to avoid been on my mum and sister's bad side?
But then again what if he's my blood brother and his wife is doing this, will i just keep quiet so as not to be labelled a home wrecker?
I honestly wish I didn't catch on their plan, this burden is killing me. I am too young for this!!! I don't deserve this torture. Pls help me
Pray for him. Think and pray about your next step. You can send him a message before she leaves, beg him not to tell her, but investigate instead by putting spy cams or recorders in the house. Construct your message in an intense way, enough to make him really think about it. You can't throw some words out there, and expect him to buy it, she is his wife remember? Do what you can, for your own sanity. #my opinion#
DeleteChaaaaaiii
DeleteAre u sure they have not brain washed that man?
This is deep and you must not be caught. Do you know anybody he listens to, that he can trust? Don't do the sim thing again. Can you also trust the said person, cos your bro in law must not know you are the one behind the messages. I don't know how you want to do this but your sister will want to act fast before her hubby suspects anything. Your brother in law sha Na mumu o, how can he sit back relaxed except he actually knows what he is doing.
DeleteGood morning sweeries. It's the morning after... Lmao. I know some of you have done all the doables last night, Choi. Una wehdone.
ReplyDeleteShout out to all the side chicks in the building.. *side eyes* it's your day today! So, keep calm today is #NationalSidechickDay πππ
Lmao
Lol. You no gbadun.Lol
DeleteLmao
Deleteπ
Good morning.
ReplyDeleteStella I'm still angry with you oh.
ReplyDeleteSpent val alone sha, as hubby is out of town, I sha know he will make up for his absence when he comes back, I got him a watch and a nice note waiting, chei! Love is sweet oh. Omo waiting to be laid biko been close to 3weeks he left town for work.
The way some women will be shouting hubby hubby hubby. Hubby this hubby that. Hubby me this hubby me that. By the time we see hubby he will be looking like one.......
DeleteChaaaaaiii��
DeleteSee life��
Enjoyment ��
See you, your pussy go rust. Mind you, your husband chop correct perkus overnight.
DeleteHappy Valentine's in areas.
Kwakwakwakwakwa.
Happy Wednesday y'all
ReplyDeleteGood Morning People.
ReplyDeleteSo, I read where one anonymous wrote on the post about the warrI lady that robbed a doctor, claiming I am XP, Xoxo Mystery, Shantelle Empire and Anonymous Gangster. I pity you. Continue your madness until Psalm 109:8 becomes your portion.I hope you saw my reply to you?
Have a nice day guys.
Hmmmmm..... children! I didn't get any gift from the kids. Rather my Dota made a beautiful post card for her class teacher telling her how much she loves her. In my mind I was like, so I'm not important abi. I will talk to her when she comes back from school today. She's just 7 o.
DeleteI've told u people here....I'm also Rhoda Rex π
DeleteI am dancing right now, got the best gift from the author of love himself. I have joined the leagues of those earning 7 figures as salary. Thank you Jesus I know you will perfect it with a boo soon as I don't have one. Dalu
ReplyDeletePls let me be ur booπ©
DeleteWetin u dey take ur salary do ehn
Pls be my friend π©
I love friends with money ....I can even mrry u seffπ
See me here oo. Let's share
DeleteGoodmorning everyone. As you see me so na house i dey, still the believe God for job, jesssssssssus pls pick my call ooooooooooooooo
ReplyDeleteHmm got the best val gift, artesunate, cofta, and chi exotic juice, hmm, opened fb, boo plastered my pics on his wall and someone somewhere will be jealous, thinking my val was the best, I raise Beyonce hand for boo
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha.... Atleast you get boo abi???
DeleteLolz.
DeleteSorry dear
Quick recovery.
Lmaoπ
DeleteIyen na tun wa
But side chicks don't currrπ
Good morning great people.
ReplyDeleteCame very early to the office by 7.00 a.m. and i have already taken my tea and buscuits. Watching telemundo because I got back very late because of valentine lovers all over the place and then they will tell you there is recession. Imagine all the way from CMS to Surulere, serious traffic, missed service, missed where to go chop better Isi Ewu and take some bitter things but for where, cars everywhere, road blocked and so on. Even self Tastee and co at the Adeniran and Shoprite filled up. If i hear say recession dey, i go cause una.
Got home very late, had to eat eba and egusi soup, imagine, now my stomach be like say dem blow me up. Anyway tea has done some of its work jare.
Oya my lovers, how una spend una valentine.... Sandy, Bloglord, Droyalty, Kidjo where our cakes and chocolates, Beloved church girl, Jasmine no dey do valentine na deeper life pikin, sueobi still dey worry about MMM, Fan Emmanuel no go area for that, Isaacson hope that girl no trick you, Tetrina no need to ask how you spent yours, Priya.. you never talk self, Chikito hope you bring chocolates come for us because i see your comments, abeg collect all the collectables, James that one don go haywire, Crazyhousewife, i don start my telemundo again ooo, Oluyomi i know you were watching us doing valentine and then watching BBN hahahaha very soon you will join us and everyone of you, you, you, you, except FBGs.
I happy for you all, thank God i am back to work. Surulere don turn sin city chai
Hey girl.... You dey around lere?? Coming to track you, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
DeleteHahaha
DeleteI trust you @ tea drinking!
Goodmorning hun.
Me church girl ? Lol ...princess haff finished me gan
DeleteLet me know if my friends will see that line...lol
I dey go church o and I give to ceaser what is ceasers
What am I even saying.
Let me come and be going
Mine was LIT princessππ lemme just leave it at thatπnice day babes
DeleteMorning our princess, chai. You just made me remember isiewu now, I've been craving for it for long, but I dunno how to prepare it. Who will teach me nahπ©π©π©
DeleteSee this round object. Be there forming what I don't know.
DeleteKwakwakwakwakwa
As for the chocolates, I ate some of the chocolates I could eat then gave out the rest to frds, nobi me wan go dey do competition with toilet later.But the drinks re still with me,make i high small this morning πππ
DeleteMy BF likes giving head, infact he craves because he is very used to it having lived in Europe and married to a white man in the past.
ReplyDeleteBut I have some keloid scars on my pussy due to shaving with blade so it makes me be ashamed of him giving me head.
Pls Blog Visitors what can I do erase the keloid scars?
He was married to a white Man??? I'm not understanding plix!!!
DeleteWas married to a Woman right? Try Google for your scar, but it won't be a quick process.
Deletelaser
DeleteYou better leave it. You wan make then scrape your totoh for you abi guy man dey complain ?
DeleteI like sucking pussy too.
Annonymous*
U got herpes dear not keloid. Keep deceiving ur self
DeleteGood morning all! Yesterday was really busy for me, didn't even get a chance to think of Valentine's Day... But yes, my dad came through, God bless that man for me!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe way I eat these days is so bad 0-1-0, I've tried to make it better but something always comes up that I end up not eating more than once. Its making me lean and easily tired...
I have a class for 8, but I'm sitting it out will go for the 2pm class... I deserve the break!
Vote for Gifty, I have given her 100votes already!
Buy me card let me voteπ
DeleteBlessed morning everyone..
ReplyDeleteChai! Where do I start from? Just got back from camp two days ago and mehn, it was an experience. From the drills, to the numerous toasters that I never answered (as the fine girl that I am), to the annoying bugle blast and the soldiers... some of them were good looking (winks). Got my posting letter and I got posted to one frosh company on the Island and I was duly accepted! Yipeeee! Even when a lot of corpers got rejected at their respective PPAs. God has just been sooo merciful and wonderful! Looking forward to sending in my SYB!!! Until then, Ajuwaya!
ReplyDeleteAbeg did you work the posting??? Abi Na just luck?? I'm asking honestly please.....
DeleteNa for Lagos you go learn. Your toto go hot. We are waiting for you and I hope you will be able to say the truth.
DeleteEko to ma ti kogbon.
Good morning beautiful blog family. Hope u guys enjoyed val.
ReplyDeleteDid you?
DeleteGuy man no lick your toto yesterday ? Wink*
DeleteRead about an avoidable tragedy yesterday. Pls don't be demanding , eating a guy money thinking he's mugu ,doesn't deserve your cat .Things are difficult, men are not smiling these days.Stay safe ask money from your family members if your cat is not good for him
ReplyDeleteMine waz good jxt spent it with patients in d hospitals...it waz awesome
ReplyDeleteGood morning peeps!
ReplyDeleteI only got presents for my kids,hubby travelled,so looking forward to 'our' own val this weekend,most definitely in a resort.
This weekend will be lit for all my clients,so many surprises awaiting their spouse.
So Val is ovee,pheeeeeeeeeew!! I can now breathe easy, dear no let me step out yesterday to avoid intimidation..... MTN&AIRTEL didn't help matters, them send me text tire, like that were trynna remind me of how single I am..... Boo Of the booless, boyfriend of the boyfriendless, I need a JOB(hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)
ReplyDeleteThose who had fun should come and tell us about it ooooo
Fabmum, I no even see your brake light yesterday, OYA, time haff reach, coman gist me oooooooo
Tetrina, I love the way you type 'cookieeeee', hehehehehehehehehehehe, it's like music to my earπππ
Chiexotic, how did your date go??
TGW, wehdoneMa, I didn't sight you atall... Those wey get boo and bae, step out and give us gist bikonu
Nma, what two things are you celebrating??? Coman whisper it in my ears naaaaaaau.....
I didn't even get sweet as a gift, Looool... Who I offend?? I need to be less uptight abeg!!!
I'll be back to troll.....
Good morning everyone.
ReplyDeleteChikito darling your rant yesterday really cracked me up.ππ. I think you still like him.
I am so angry with my husband of less than two years. He hurt me with his words last night and this is the last straw that has broken the camel's back. His anger issues are starting to affect me. To think that this is someone that I pray for and cherish and respect. Been out of job for about 9months now, was planning to buy him a big gift and take him out and spoil him when I finally get a job. Not knowing that he has something else in mind. Only God in heaven can help this marriage because left to me, I'm already thinking of serving him divorce papers. That he didn't grow up in a happy home does not mean he should recreate the same scene for our child.
ReplyDeleteI have a splitting headache, I had a little too much last night and now hangover wan kill me.incan barely seenthe keys on this pad.
ReplyDeleteSee us here Stella we ain't shying away.nam in the office alreadyband I have a briefing in 25 minutes let me grab a cup of coffee to clear my eyes.choi last night was madt.
Who would believe I dint grab anything last night? Nobody.
Iiiiiiishhhhhhh
Why can't we stay together, give me a reason, give me a reason,it's just another day without you.
ReplyDeleteI made it here today, thank God.
ReplyDeleteTraffic from the island to mainland yesterday was 'madt' kai. Thank God for life.
Shout to you Cookie, how are you doing babe?
Stella, you too make sense. I love you.
Have a lovely day ahead people!
Choi stella you won't killed me, I had a good laugh.
ReplyDeleteWell yesterday was just as other years, beau didn't give me anything n I bought him a gift oh, only for him to say baby you know I am not good with gifts, stella is it a crime for a man to enter a gift shop n buy some thing for his wife, honestly I felt very bad yesterday cos I was hoping n praying he will just disappoint me this year n change.
As usual he transfer money into my acc as was sleeping n I woke up and saw the alert, he was in the sitting room n when I asked him what is the money for he said it's my val gift, I busted start to cry, he was confuse cos he didn't understand but I need a gift n not money.
some people are just not worth it in life, please before leaving the house one need to bind and cast out some certain human animal that shouldnt come across one way in life, haba this morning isnt funny at all but thank God for the Holy Spirit who took control of it all if not ehn.
ReplyDeletethat aside am grateful for the miracle of being alive, you all have a pleasant day and stay safe ........one love
Anon, that is why your bf craves giving head? Wow, just wow!
ReplyDeleteEse couldn't read last night!. #Bbnaija. Makes me wonder the number of beautiful ladies out there who cannot express themselves. Smh. Anyways. Yesterday was beautiful. Boo released our prewedding shoots. I just de laugh
ReplyDelete@chikito quit lying it will not do you any good. Lying lie mohammed. Grow up you are not a kid anymore
ReplyDelete@ekayjoy, with this your N.c.e Certificate you will not allow us to hear word. Nwa teacher. Stop talking nonsence all the time
ReplyDelete@queen of the BUSH wait i am comming you. Stupid human being. Busy body. Notice me. Idiot
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday Broomstick
ReplyDeleteMay your path be graced with success, favour and blessings unlimited.
Have a blast, Enjoy your day dear
Good morning lovelies. Yesterday was so-so, not spectacular not boring either. I had loads of laughter listening in to all the 'fuxk ups' from husbands, the ladies and wives poured it all out. Didn't see or hear any lady screaming or jumping to the minutes of surprise. A ah aaah bobos una no try this year at all. Na because of recession?
ReplyDeleteVal gifts flowed, mine was delivered at home as DH paid online from his location. The kiddies' got home late with their own giftss ( crafted and moulded) from school, they are really practising their craft skills. Colors toh badt. This weekend I give them a treat or their infantile pouting will be first grade. Hahahaha
Stella Kork...goodluck to your son as he heads back to school. Hope you prayed for him enough. Over here, Na anointing oil ti take over. The strange things happening in schools is an issue for another day.
Thank you bvs for the shout outs...Cookie, DRoyalty, Corper W. Nmasinachi...hahaha you sef, I caught ya over there.
I believe you all had a wonderful time out. Everyone and anyone I didn't remember. God loves us all.
The anonymous...sneezing XP XP all over the comments section. I have only one ID please cut me some slack, you really wish I'll be a troll? Jeez
I've got a 2 commas monthly choppeee to go work hard for and prove my mettle on, I can't sit and watch other people achieve their dreams. I am an Ada Ide. I know about 'making money'. There's so much love fluid in my system to subdue hatred and I don't bite happiness, I eat it. Don't sit and imagine I type silly comments, ok?
#egodimkpa.
Have a nice day y'all. I'm praying to fly across this traffic jam, I need to be someplace at 10am for an mkpacious briefing and I'm still here stuck in a spot. God help me.
Ok. Bye
Finally it has come and gone...slept ma eyes out yesterday,woke up around past 11 to watch my zeeworld joor...who val epp?πππ... Good morning BV's
ReplyDeleteGoodmorning! i need some nice lady`s to answer this. why do 65% of ladies stares at another guys while with their guy? i dnt get it lol. one girl just dyy look me till i dy shy
ReplyDeleteGoodmorning beautiful people!
ReplyDeleteGod bless you all!
One love!
Kisses...
Abasi sosongo...
#Gratitude...
@ekayjoy u surely need deliverance, don't you know that all this nonsence your doing is because they are remoting you from your village.
ReplyDeletePoster on yesterday's chronicle about paying first fruit do what your mind is telling you. In 2015 I won some cash around Feb ,i made hope my mind to use it has first fruit for that year, but my mum needed money to pay for my grandma' house help, I gave her the money , the house help almost ran away later that year, it was God that helped us. And I didn't get my self financially that year. Other year's that I have been paying my first fruit and tithe , I know wat God has been doing. Give to God wat belongs to him.
ReplyDeleteAnon 8:08 leave your brother inlaw alone because anything you write to him, he will show to his wife. Just pray that God should take control. Dont worry, your sister and your mother's days are coming, just watch it.
ReplyDeleteAnon 8:04 just love yourself the more and never allow anyone to put you in a sad situation. Take a vacation, go somewhere your heart wants to and see how things will come. IN all put your trust in the Lord.
If you know what to do to please God, do it. Start doing something in the House of God and leave the rest for Him.
Vals day ..was spent at work ...from morning duty to being in call ...to transfusing blood in alliquots with 5ml syringe...to getting woken up every 1 hr 30mins to attend to patients....chai Na really exasperating love...
ReplyDeleteGlad I get to rest today...
Hopefully would catch a movie later with le boo @ the cinemas....
@Bee10...where is my banga soup
Lest I forget ..happy Valentine everyone..
Kidjo oya try inbox me and tell me what you did last night. I know you did bad things. hahahahaha. I don dey my seat before Pastor come catch me they watch telemundo.
ReplyDeleteThank God, my aunty's burial is this Saturday. Gave up my car for mumsy and others to travel with. Got God's insurance on the car and they have reached safely by 5.00 p.m. for Umuahia. Good to have a good man of God because everything was just smooth except policemen disturbing for my tinted glass. I have not gone to do capture. Anyway 1,000 was given to them to allow them continue the journey.
Make i do small work jare. Love you all
Poster on yesterday's chronicle about paying first fruit do what your mind is telling you. In 2015 I won some cash around Feb ,i made hope my mind to use it has first fruit for that year, but my mum needed money to pay for my grandma' house help, I gave her the money , the house help almost ran away later that year, it was God that helped us. And I didn't get my self financially that year. Other year's that I have been paying my first fruit and tithe , I know wat God has been doing. Give to God wat belongs to him.
ReplyDeleteE be like say I don miss oooo, did bisola and ttt fuck lastnight? Did they show them doing it? Chai!
ReplyDeleteLagos babe aka Lafresh,you have mouth to say I should bring my evidence,anyway I've been busy,by the time I'm done with the evidence,you're done!
ReplyDeleteDone ko...cook nii
DeleteBring ur evidence or forever remain irrelevant
Lagos babe aka Lafresh,you have mouth to say I should bring my evidence,anyway I've been busy,by the time I'm done with the evidence,you're done!
ReplyDeleteBeing in a long distance relationship is hard sha. Talked to le boo all through yesterday. Love is sweet.
ReplyDeletePls I heard something went down between Bisola n TTT yday,come n gist us ooo.
I have been doing amebo on fb n instagram since. Looking at all the lovers n team single. Lol. These guys that create these memes are crazy. @Westafricanman especially
So I just read where one poster says God will punish people for asking that chronicle lady to give her first fruit to God.
ReplyDeleteChikito you dont need to answer that IDIOT at all, so many people lack understanding when it comes to giving to God and will quote the Bible to suit their purposes.
Anyway i dey here to dey read una chronicles ooo. Shebi una still dey live inside bad compounds, spirits dey sleep with una every night and una dey eat in the dream, dem dey pursue and fight una for dreams etc. Just look around you, then you will wonder why those that dont go to church or mosque, prosper very well. Because they know the power of giving to their gods to do the unimaginable.
Sowing your seeds bruised the head of the serpent concerning everything about you. Thank God for i have seen much blessings in my giving to God.
hahahahahaha anon 8:12 make i follow wait on the advice they will give you. Chai
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