Very busy these days*Side eyes*
Today is Valentine alright but I dont feel like personally celebrating,so what I will do is help you guys celebrate your day...I will do a Valentine shout out post later with lots of Beautiful photos from Bvs with beautiful messages attached...You can send your shout out messages when the post is out by..*thinking* before 12 noon.
Remember,love is the message and the message is love!
Ladies do not let anyone buy you perfume and part your legs...Shine ya eyes!
I know a lot of proposals will happen today.....
Have a good day at work and where ever else you find yourself!
Kisses to Everyone!
Good morning
ReplyDeleteAmala and gbegiri is just hungrying me this morning! π’
DeleteKilo kan mi pelu valentine π‘
Happy Valentine's Day my love people. Please don't have sex except you are married
DeleteLast warning
Today is the day of red sea and angel Gebu whiteπ
ReplyDeleteLet's share love on this blog today abeg...
I don comot,won run do something.....no...no be that kain something.
Everybody on this blog is my Val today,and I took the stress to get each and everyone of u a cake...please manage it...next year I will buy u people car...
Pipi I'm using the bus u gave to me...thank uπ
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Those of u having sex today...go and collect ur cake from ur partnerπ©
Tnx dear.πππ
DeleteLol, naughty girl
DeleteFunny girl
DeleteLol. Werey
DeleteHahahahahaha... thanks dear. I don take my cake b4 e go finish. ..
DeleteHi
ReplyDeleteAnother year added to my years today; Happy birthday to me, myself and all Feb 14th in the house. I woke up this morning and I was overwhelmed by whatever i dont know, I burst into tears, cried my eyes and heart out to the Lord in prayers and I stood up relieved and light. I look at all my troubles and I say "THANK YOU SIR" for this rare opportunity to see another year...... Papa dont mind my tears, forgive me Lord. YOU HAVE BEEN SO FAITHFUL AND AWESOME TO ME. Forever Lord, I judge you faithful. Happy st. Valentine's day everyone.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday Miss Ess
DeleteKisses.
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DeleteHappy birthday . Best wishes.
DeleteHappy birthday dear
DeleteHappy Birthday Miss Ess, God's favour follow you!!
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DeleteYou celebrated this last week too. Happy birthday
DeleteHappy birthday Miss Ess, this year shall be good to you.
DeleteHappy birthday dearie
DeleteHappy birthday Val baby π
DeleteHappy birthday Dear
DeleteHappy birthday @ Miss Ess.
DeleteLive long and prosperπππππππππππ.
May God bless your new age..
Enjoy.
Happy Birthday Miss Ess
DeleteHappy birthday Miss Ess
DeleteHappy birthday dear, have a beautiful day..
DeletePs- i want to have a baby on feb 14th, help me ask your parents what i should do?? Lol
Happy birthday Valentina
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DeleteHappy birthday Miss Ess
DeleteHappy Birthday miss ess
DeleteHappy birthday miss ess...may unmerited favour and love locate you now and henceforth...av fun
DeleteHbd Miss ess
DeleteHappy birthday to you dear.
DeleteHappy birthday dearπ
DeleteHappy birthday dear. May God bless and keep you.πππ
DeleteHappy Birthday Miss Ess
DeleteLove yourself, be confident to appreciate & accept the person within. You are the only one to recognize your talents before anyone does. Do not give up but never be overconfident so that your arrogance wouldn't make you a loser before you are a winner!!!
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmmm,words.
DeleteHappy Valentine's day to you all.. Who will be my val?
ReplyDeleteWho Val help?
DeleteThere were once two cowboys, one from California and the other from Wyoming, riding the range when suddenly they came upon a poor sheep with its head stuck in a fence.
ReplyDeleteWell, the temptation was too much for the Wyoming cowboy and he quickly leapt from his horse and had his way with the sheep.
Upon completing his dirty deed, he stepped back and asked his buddy from California if he wanted some.
"You bet!" was his enthusiastic reply and he jumped down from his horse and stuck his head through the fence.
#DontQuoteMe
Ibrahim: you called me sir!!
ReplyDeleteBoss: go to the rest room and masturbate..
Ibrahim: (Returned after few minutes) am done sir.
Boss: go back and do it again
Ibrahim: Done, again sir.
Boss: Go and do it once more
Ibrahim: sir,i no longer have the strength for it
Boss: Good! nw take my car keys and take my daughter to the house..
......
Shuo, bad ass boss mehn
DeleteStale
DeleteVery funny
DeleteLol!sharp man
DeleteJesu
DeleteToday is another election day where
ReplyDeletemostly young and vibrant men and ladies would vote for god of thunder (ΓgΓΊn), with their red coloured clothing.,
Advice: Vote wisely and stay away from
bedroom or hotel polling unit.
It would be nicer if you vote in parks, eatery,
bar and other exotic restaurants.
I don talk my own now o, it is left for you to
decide and think about Pampers and Baby's
food prices
*Larry was here*
Creche fees nko
DeleteIt can be done in the park bro
DeleteEspecially when its dark,u both are high and Le boo's got a carπ
Funny you π π π π π ...
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ReplyDeleteI usually plan to read a book for a half-hour before bed sometimes, but last night I picked a book to read and I ended up staying awake until 3 A.M. to finish it. I need to quit reading books in bed.
Whatever our bedtime was as kids, we could stay up an extra half hour if we were reading. My parents didn't care as long as I was under the spell of a Stephen King or a Sydney sheldon.
Good morning
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Booklover like me ...happy val to you
DeleteAn Investment Banker Was Getting Married. During Wedding, The wife vomits. Husband: "What Happened?"
ReplyDeleteWife: "Capital Gains Arising Out Of Previous Investment."
Husband: "U cheated me.." Wife: "U should know, mutual fund investments are subject to market risks!
``` HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN.
ReplyDelete1. When you say "Mummy,I am sorry!! And she replies, sorry for yourself! π‘
2. When yu ask her where you should drop something and she says, " drop it on my head. ππ
3. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a frnd's daughter wedding. ππ
4. When you say "Mummy, I have fever and she replies you, why won't you have fever when you press phone every night.π π
5. When you say Mummy I took 2nd in my class and she replies, so the person that took 1st has two heads abii?? ππ
6. When she takes the DSTV remote to work just to punish you. ππ
7. When you are watching TV with her and she sleeps off and still doesn't want you to change the Channel.ππ
8. When you tell her you are going to a friends place to play and she asks, " when last did that friend come here to play with you??. πππ
10. When she tells you, if I hear peeem, you will hear weeen. ππ
11. When she touches hot pot comfortablely without a cloth or paper. π³π³
12. When she tells you,I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me!! ππ
13. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse. ππ
14. When you ask her to refund the money she borrowed and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko?
Our Mothers are wonderful�..
I ❤ My Mom.
Share if you really Love your Mom..```
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE
I love you mom
DeleteI was sitting jejely on my seat at Libra motors, Okota terminal when a lady walked in and I noticed she did not zip her trouser. As an innocent Virgin I is nau, i called her and here is our conversation :
ReplyDeleteMe: excuse me young lady.
Lady : yes, good morning.
Me: good morning. Zip up your trouser.
Lady : how your eyes take reach there?
Me: oh, sorry. You can leave it open. I guess that's where you breath from.
I have now learn to mind my own business.
Good morning my beautiful and handsome SDK family.
I'm on my way back to Benin. God please grant me journey mercy.
Wetin concern u true true
DeleteHahaha@chike safe trip
DeleteSafe trip baby
DeleteHey lovelies, a very happy Valentine's Day to y'all!
ReplyDeleteOh God of single ladies, boo of the booless, boyfriend of the boyfriendless do not allow these people intimidate and oppress us today, Amen.
Kisses to all my fellow single ladiesπ
Kisses right back ππππ
DeleteLet the married/Engaged/Taken ones collect their own kiss from their partners..... Rme*
YES, I'm 'jealousing'..... *Cries outta post*
Kisses rosemary
DeleteHappy Valentine's day to you all.
ReplyDeleteToday isn't only for fornicating please show love to everyone around you.
Have a blessed day.
Good morning y'all.
ReplyDeleteSo I read Ihn late yday. And one anon was saying I am shantelle's empire. Like really? Pls bring ur evidence o. Mchhewwwsss.
Valentine's day cancelled.!!!
ReplyDeleteI was trying to be Romantic... I switched Off the Lights, Lit Candles, Sprayed sweet smelling incense all over the Room, Played sweet love Songs over and over again...
Poured Flower Petals all over the Floorππππ... All for the Babe...π
......Only for her to Run Away thinking ....
It's a Ritual...πππ
#SadModeπ
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DeleteLol
DeleteIt's hubby's birthday!!! My all day/everyday crush...candy yumMY yumMY
ReplyDeleteHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!Have a LOVEly day all
Happy birthday to him
DeleteHbd to ur hubby
DeleteLa fresh,i didn't like that comment you made under mine yesterday.respect your self!
ReplyDeleteAre you trying to be unnecessarily dramatic?
DeleteTODAYS REFLECTION Memorial of Saints Cyril, Monk, and Methodius, Bishop, and Saint Valentine of Rome.( LOVERS DAY ), TUES FEB 14 Gn 6:5-8, 7:1-5,10, Mk 8:14-21.
ReplyDeleteAS THE FATHER HAS LOVED ME SO I HAVE LOVED YOU REMAIN IN MY LOVE. Jon 15:9..LET'S LOVE because is a divine mandate. ..
St Valentine was Priest in Rome, possibly a bishop. Physician. Imprisoned for giving aid to martyrs in prison, and while there converted the jailer by restoring sight to the jailer's daughter. There are several theories about the origin of Valentine's Day celebrations that relate to love and sentiment. Some believe the Romans had a mid-February custom where boys drew the names of girls in honour of the sex and fertility goddess, by substituting the names of saints such as Valentine to suppress the practice.
Others maintain that the custom of sending Valentines on 14 February stems from the belief that birds begin to pair on that date; by 1477 the English associated lovers with the feast of Valentine because on that day "every bird chooses him a mate." However it may be Jesus is an epitome of a life lived in true love and teaches us in words and examples how to love, (Jon 15:13 ).
Finally todays gospel wants us to realize that the small loving words we say also have potential to make a huge difference over time. Perhaps it’s just that small smile we give or a kind action that we think goes unnoticed. These little actions and words are the leaven of the Gospel. They do make a difference and they can become contagious, and can make a huge difference in the end. WISHING YOU A HAPPY VALENTINE BE BLESSED
Wearing white and red today will.make u look like an unknown capsule. Just wear red and yellow a least u will look like tetracycline. #copied.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
DeleteYeah we made it. Thank you Lord.
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine's Day beautiful people. Let's show some love to those around us.
Positive Vibes Only ππ
I can't even understand women, I ask my girlfriend whether I can hang out with my friends..she said yes go on. After I returned home, she said don't fucking touch me..go find your friend
ReplyDeleteI've never celebrated valentine in my life ii just see it as every other day
ReplyDeleteHappy Val.. I got alert..no time for yamayama pants.. Bras.. Chocolate.. Flowers etc
ReplyDeleteLemme buy what I want jare. Aku celebration na! Lol!!!!
I can't wait for the sango color to flood the street..
I dey wait..
Happy Tuesday guys and Happy Valentine to my sdk lovers.
ReplyDeleteGot your mail C, but when I tried to respond it bounced. Sup?
Let's do an evening date somebody. Location Lekki, Victoria Island or Festac.
Take care. Down with headache and catarrh
My baby,happy val
DeleteIll meet you at festac....
DeleteHappy Vals day Babieππππ
Evil doer! You looking for who you go give catarrh Abi.
DeleteYay!!!! I made it into another year!
ReplyDeleteIt's my birthday!
This harmattan though
Happy birthday
DeleteHappy birthday
DeleteHappy birthday to you
DeleteHappy Birthday day dear.... Live long and prosper!!!
DeleteHappy birthday dear
DeleteHappy birthday
DeleteHappy birthday dear.
DeleteAge Gracefully..
Happy Birthday dear
DeleteHappy birthday...av fun and be happy
DeleteHaba, Una plenty o. HBD!
Deleteit's a beautiful morning here. I'm glad God found me worthy to stand before men
ReplyDeleteHappy Val to all the beautiful women in the house today..share love o nt babies. Some people may jst be wicked to themselves by contracting all sorts today. Love ya self
@ Pipi lee hw far?? pls send your luv this way mk I catch am
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ReplyDeleteNice one.
DeleteHappy vals day darlings.
ReplyDelete#My case is different
Right back at youπππ
Delete....Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on the wall by the gate for support, leans towards her.
ReplyDeleteBOY: can I kiss u?
GIRL: not now; I'm at home.
BOY: pleaseeeeeeee!
GIRL: no
BOY: u were too sweet in bed today
GIRL: woooow! U too full of energy. I could not believe we did it four times.
BOY: let m kiss u goodnight.
GIRL: someone may be watching, they still think I'm a virgin at home.
....this goes on for ten minutes, then the girl's brother appears at the gate n says "Dad says whether u kiss him or not, its ur decision, but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button, everyone in the house is listening to ur conversation n u ve disturbed the prayer session.......
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DeleteHappy Val To You All!
ReplyDeleteHands on deck!
Same to you babe ππππ
DeleteLOL @buy perf and part legsππHappy valentines day sdkersπππ
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahaha
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DeleteHappy valentine's day doll
DeleteRight back at you darling ππππ
DeleteHappy Val's day dear
DeleteWell, me I no do Valentines day!
ReplyDeleteIt is just a day set aside for young unmarried people to get lots of free sex. A day of displaying and celebrating western decadence. That's what it has majorly been reduced to. Abeg I no do!
Only God knows the amount of bastards that will be conceived today all in the name of Vals
That's why their is condom
Delete*there
DeleteYour last paragraph is so wrong and evil. Why would you call innocent kids that did no wrong bastards, what sort mentality do you have? You are a boy, not a man so you are entitled to allow your pit latrine u call mouth run anyhow, mtcheeeeeew
DeleteHappy val blogfam
ReplyDeleteLove you Stellaπππππ
Love you allππππππππ
Happy Valentine's day to you all. No gift for me today as husband is vexing and I'm vexing for him too. My husband can like to keep malice ehn,so this time I decided to join this time I'm on my right. Very annoying.
ReplyDeleteI thought i wrote this. My sister it is well, just keep busy, them go tire
DeleteGood morning bvs. On this day, i wish u all not just love but the Love above every other one- God's Love. May the Love of God reach deep into ur hearts and bring perfect peace into every storms u may be going thru. Spending my val in church dis evening. Church organised a dinner for all.
ReplyDeleteHappy valentine to everyone. I for don plan my escape route ooo. How i want to tell Pastor for office say i want to go and flenjo for valentine.
ReplyDeleteAlready in Pastor's office and taking my tea. Let me see what i will eat today. I think i can do with chicken breast from Tastee.
Hahahaha all my lovelies, good morning to you all. Have a lovely day. Isaacson no go chook that girl that asked you out. Dont eat anyhow oo. Be yourself. You have a great destiny so dont let anyone destroy it for you for just 5 minutes of pleasure.
The Queen chai, i saw your comments on Lord's Chosen Chief Mopol on TZ that you dont want to see her in hell with you, chai you are a nut case ooo. I did not know when i burst out laughing, i dont need to take you serious at all.
Ok make una bring una ass come forward.... The Queen, Tetrina, Lolo, Sandy, Isaacson, Favour, Jasmine, Kidjo, Sueobi, Beloved, Droyalty, Priya, Bloglord, Chikito, Thelma, Cynthia, Oluyomi una plenty ooo. Make una remove una pants make i start kissing the bum bum. hahahahaha.
Abeg make i love myself until i close from work before the love continues at home or anywhere we want to make out.
Please ooo dont chook too much ooo
Hahahahaha..
DeleteMy yori yori princess!...
Happy Val!...have fun dear...
Lol
DeleteHappy Valentine dear
@Yori Yori Princess..you and tea na besties
DeleteHappy val dear
Hahahaha thanks for the advice....today is patronking mode NO KISSING,NO TOUCHING
DeleteBut that 5 mins of pleasure got me laughing here...av a lovely day
Happy val day beevees!
ReplyDeleteWow!Happy Valentine to everybody here.Stella sweetheart happy val to you too.To all the booless ladies here who have no val.Don't worry My Jesus will be your boo today! Love you all
ReplyDeleteDon mayor, I wouldn't want to trade insult with you because you are by far older than me
ReplyDeleteLike way way older than me. Allow me play in my mud, do not be in the position where I have to drag you down and roll you in it. Respect your age...
@Lagosbabe, hi dear , I read ihn late and I want so say thanks dear. You are a darlyn . See why I love you?? πππ
@highness Gwen, is there something you will like to say to me? Because I'm assuming the comment on Ihn under Stella reply was for me.. Can you say it here and be done with it so we can move on to other things??
@Stella, have you ever seen a comment I made with space aside yesterday?? Did you read my post before deleting? Because if you did, you would know why the space was necessary. It was like creating suspense and all.. But then it's your blog. I'm not even angry you deleted it. I'm just surprised you didn't get the humour and reason for the space for someone who says how jovial they are.
On a lighter note, good morning people..
A little joy and laughter shouldn't elude you. It's paramount we laugh, merry and be genuinely happy
Have a fab day
Oh please! What I do?
DeleteWhy just call my name like that this beautiful morning,is it that name rather too heavy for you? Aren't u fab mum again? I love you na
DeleteMy reply wasn't for u
DeleteLol.. today is still val o
DeleteHappy valentine's day dear
Good morning all
ReplyDeleteThe long awaited val day is here. Ladies, remember u were bought with a high price.; that is the life of Jesus Christ. Don't short-change ur destiny for perfumes, flowers, drinks, wears or fast food. Place value and dignity on ur life
ReplyDeleteAnd if u don't have a boo or bae, the arms of Jesus are wide open, to give u a big hug and all that u desire.
We were told to come to school in red and white today but then I'd rather be fired than to wear red on valentine's day.
ReplyDeleteMake mama come first, make I know how much trouble I dey in
Lol
Delete..That is where you get your daily bread.. ..Give unto ceaser what belongs to ceaser
I hate that red outfit on Valentine's Day... So childish to
me
@Galore
Good morning everyone. I love you all. Kisses to you stella
ReplyDeleteHappy valentine to everyone may it bring joy and peace to us.... And yes as u ar celebrating dis val be wise
ReplyDeleteGood morning members of BVN.....
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine's day to those celebrating.... Not expecting any gift cos I'm single to stupor.... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Errrrrrrrrm, who will be my Val??? Looool!!
My lovelies, expect roll call on the Val post.... Y'all are my Val!! ππππππππππ
100k .... come let me do val for you
DeleteSo on my way to school this morning, I greeted my neighbor and he was like 'aku odun eni'
ReplyDeleteFor my mind, I was like, Dem dey greet for valentine too.
Yoruba ppl
Good morning my beautiful bvs. I woke up to beautiful text messages by friends, lovers and even toaster.
ReplyDeleteI feel super excited. Love is a beautiful thing, open your heart and enjoy it, don't be scared.
To those of you who will be hanging legs today a beg use a condom, don't carry belle for any eye man, do it right.
I intend to add some weight today, so I will eat, burger,pringles,shawarma, pizza, chips anything I lay my hands on today will be chopped.
As it is I don't see the possibility of me hanging legs today.so here is me wishing all of una happy gbenshing.
Hov I saw your massage dear, I am not on BBM anymore so Amma drop my email for you later in the ihn section. I lost your contact too when I got robbed. Acknowledge this message and I will drop my email address.
Happy Val to my blog boo, I wish you all the beautiful things life could offer today, and I pray love dwells in your family richly.
Happy val.
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ReplyDeleteHappy valentine's day.
ReplyDeleteShow some love to people around you by putting smiles on their faces.
Its all about love today so lets do love and not dig privates.
There is this newly married girl in my church, she's so beautiful, sexy and curvy. I find it hard to look pass her whenever I see her, even b4 she got married last year December, I've always admired her, I Really don't know how to kill my feelings for her... I dodge eye contact with her...
ReplyDeletePervvvvvv
DeleteHaha
DeleteHappy valentine's day to you all, I feel sad and depressed.
ReplyDeleteLong live SDK
Good morning Stella and my wonderful BVs
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine to us all
Is today abi lol,am checking with my sis later today to have fun.
No boo but I have enjoy myself na.
I wish everyone a well fun filled Val's day.
Happy Birthday Ess..God bless your new age and to all others celebrating today.
Big Shout out to my darlings in the house#kisses..
Happy valentine to stella and bvs. Kisses to you all
ReplyDeleteI just want to read "gbenshing " Valentine story mbok... Even if Na lies.. Just make una write am
ReplyDelete@Galore
Where have u been? I can't wait too ooo. @sexyboocalher,show thy self
DeleteMumu girl, your own is just to be looking for posts that will get your smelly Tohtoh wet... Don't go n pray
DeleteNow I believe God doesn't exist
ReplyDeleteNo dear God sure EXIT, no matter your condition HE knows about it and is watching Relax and He will sure show you he EXIT, one love
DeleteGood morning all
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine's day to you Stella and all the beautiful people here.
Whether you have Val or no Val, juzt try and enjoy the day. Thank God for life
Morning lovelies. Am still available for takeout abi taking out whichever biko, down with malaria though. Happy falantine everyone, easy with the gbenching but if can't raincoat is now 70#.
ReplyDeleteHubby has not been talking to me for some long while now. I never see val gift since married, bothers me sometimes though.
chikito the professional fire for fire, am,still waiting for your mail o.
Happy Valentine to all.
ReplyDelete*BAR & BRA:*
ReplyDelete-Both have same Alphabets.
-Both are DRINKING Zones.
-Both have Restricted Time of Opening & Closing.
But when Opened, both make MEN CRAZY..
Drink Responsibly This February 14. πππππππ
Mosquito and the kids no allow person sleep well last night.
ReplyDeleteMy emotions run so deep,u vowed to love me,is that a vow u would keep?ur touch is so tender,u got me sighing is sweet surrender...
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine's Day to all. I thank God for his love and kindness towards me as he said in psalm 23:1 the lord is my shepherd i shall not want and he has not ceased to fulfil that in my life.
ReplyDeleteI and boo will be celebrating our own val on Saturday as today is a working day. I hope he understands bc i can't leave my work and travel to his base and all i will do is to go sit in his office all day bc he is a busy man and moreover period has started. So he shouldn't take offence.
lol, buy you perfume and part your legs, today is also world sex day
ReplyDeleteStella pls post my comment. U didn't post any of my comments yesterday. It's quite discouraging. Ave been a blog visitor for a long while. ☆Happy☆ ♡Valentine's♡ ☆Day☆ Stella and bvs
ReplyDeleteHappy valentine's day my people! My hubby will say he doesn't believe in valentine's day, me I know say na money do ojoro....One day sha!
ReplyDeleteOn my way to work.
ReplyDeleteHappy Val Stella and BVs.
Looks like Red Robot and menstrual pain will be my Val.
ReplyDeleteO God.
Good morning.
Hi bvs,happy valentines day to all those who have husbands and spouses who love them genuinely.so my lil baby girl is down with measles and my older daughter is already showing signs of it,don't know why this evil thing decided to visit my household.it is well still need a job ooh make una help me ooh.
ReplyDeleteIt's well ok,take them to hospital for proper care.
DeleteGood morning, beautiful people.
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine's day!
Shebi you know motherhood can be overwhelming?
Yes, it can, I tell ya.
I'm not complaining, though.
Where my goons at?
The General's heartbeat! Arabella's sweetest heart!
Effizy baby! The girl who's got a hold on me.
My sweet sweet Shantelle.
Sisi mi.
Olivia Silk boo boo.
"The Baddest" bestie, all day, every day.
Charismatic Diva! My divaaaa!
Iphie, very dear dearie.
Jaymoore, my gee!
Bitchplis, eeyan mi.
Bloggie, how far nah?
Nothing do una mehn...
So i've not had a ride on the 'orgasmic' merry-go-round since my princess arrived.
More than 5months after I had a c-section.
Errr....., this is not to say in 5months, I have not been taken to a place where intense pleasure is in abundance.
A place I started visiting seven long weeks after delivery.
Oh, been there, done that!
However, I find it difficult to remember if I ran, walked or crawled, but I certainly did not take a RIDE.
Now, i'm planning on taking a mind blowing, passionate 'pleasure' trip, with a classic 'manual ride'.
A trip inspired by the 'surprise val gift' I caught a glimpse of last night.
Aw!
Poor boy!
He is yet to master the art of pulling surprises.
He blew my mind!
Let me return the favor...
Tonight, after exchanging gifts, a delicious and romantic dinner will follow. Thereafter, I will don my BADASS cloak, get behind the wheel and 'fire up'.
With Olu Maintain's 'naughty' at full blast and full blown sexy determination, ama 'hit' the well 'constructed' road...
You would be amazed at the sinfully exciting stunts I could pull when in 'control'.
Confidence looks good on me, trust me.
I can as well slowwwww down and take in the 'complete scenery'...yum yum!
Boy! The thought of moving 'smoothly' through the gears, in the right order, with the right timing is thrilling!!
Did you just ask when I'd be arriving at my destination??
DAWN, baby!!!
It's gonna take all night long.
Can I hear an Amen, somebody?
Awwwww lol
DeleteU bad like that
Queen, to ri Olorun, not today Δ jΓΈ.
DeleteHaba!
Before una make me offend God.
But carry go jor;
Lovemaking in marriage is the real deal.
AMEN
DeleteStill in shock over my cousin'sdeath. No sickness whatsoever, just shouted "my head my head" from his sleep and slumped and died. Kai death you are wicked. A young boy not even up to 25. Kai death death why?
ReplyDeleteIn the history of our family this is the first time a child is dying before his parents. We are devasted. Chai God. MC Worthy, you could make everyone laugh, you had a bright future. Just last week you bought your brand new car and now the is happened. I will miss you bro. I miss you so much. How can you die? Why did you leave so suddenly? Chai.
Rest in peace, make the heavenly hosts laugh. We shall see again, my brother. And God will judge any foul play involved in your death, Amen.
Take heart dear
DeleteHe's in a better place
So sorry dear
DeleteMay God console your family
My head, my head, you say?
DeleteHmm...
Some people have been up to no good.
My condolences, and may his soul Rest In Peace.
Sorry about his demise, may God grant his Soult eternal rest Amen
DeleteNawa o
DeleteTake heart dear
Sorry about your loss
DeleteHappy Val to everyone, Please giverspeer i need my 100,000 back, its one week now i PH and you guys are yet to merge me and its not suppose to be more than 24hours, please you guys should do something bout it, sent you guys mail and no reply..please do something cos I borrowed that money... Stella abeg make I fine this comment
ReplyDeleteYou borrowed money to do a Ponzi scheme?...
DeleteUna no dey hear!..
D ngbeke guy I met on S&M have been giving me attitude since the beginning of the month.If den born you well call me after Val ,stingy guy.
ReplyDeleteHappy day, folks. Enjoy
ReplyDeleteHappy valentine y'all...I've never celebrated val so I'll just look at the ceiling and hope for the best
ReplyDeleteNo val celebration for me
ReplyDeleteAwwwwwwwww Happy Valentine everyone
ReplyDeletePut a smile on someone's face today, be it your lover, neighbour, stranger, friend, parent, just anyone.
Will be taking my nephew for Val if I return early today.
This is the first time I don't have a val. I miss my late dad at this point.
Who will be my Val?
Awwwwwwwww Happy Valentine everyone
ReplyDeletePut a smile on someone's face today, be it your lover, neighbour, stranger, friend, parent, just anyone.
Will be taking my nephew for Val if I return early today.
This is the first time I don't have a val. I miss my late dad at this point.
Who will be my Val?
Me
DeleteGood morning all, already in the office, father I thank you for today, my lovely Bv do have a great day, special shutout to Dakota
ReplyDeleteHappy tuesday guys!! What valentine?
ReplyDeleteWe have a quiz today, i think im semi prepared, all yall celebrating val, have a great day, Oluwa provide a boo, i wont ask again o..
Happy birthday Miss Ess. May God bless your new age. dont cry much because God is still in control
ReplyDeleteGood morning lovelies. Fully rested and back on the grind mehhn. When the body system reaches elastic limit, give it a rest because lack of sleep and stress kills faster than lack of food and water. Grateful to God for flexible HR rules. Thanks Baba God.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's Valentine's Day, the day for those who LOVE LOVE. I'm hitting the freeway, close to Apex of 3rd mainland bridge, all by myself and a close friend is pulling the ride(the twinnies are home today and my driver is off duty,it's a me day jare, shawtty wanna rock!) and flipping to Betty Wright's song, the very special song "Tonight is the night that you make me a woman". Hahaha. Badass me, the song is memorable, very memorable. "Wink" Dressed in my pitch dark velvet suit and a red cool camisole, for today? The shirt is shorttt and the feet is talking. Kikiki. It has to jor. That day when I get to remind everyone that Lady P is a Sexy Rosey ( in Flavor's voice...her waist 32, her hips 42, and she's(**), bókìrà bò bò bò. As a chocolate connoisseur that I is nau, it is my day, my friends live up to their alliances. No leles. I gat some exotic presents too and some are waiting at my desk already. It's a free day and all official cameras are off. So who has been dating who? Who has been sneaking around with who? Hmmmmmmm. Can't wait for official amebos to roll tapes.
I read some comments asking what valentine? Oriegwu. Biko go hang out somewhere and have a laugh of your time to minimize the tension in the system. No matter how young or Holy, 2 bottles of soft drinks and 2 wraps of meat pie won't kill you and your friend. Live it!
At 3pm, I'm heading out to go sit on a table with the Masters and my Beastie is hosting( my muchacha), for some hours of fits of laughter and of course some munchables, starting from the dessert place at Park view, the goodies make it to a certain exclusive location. This day na the very day na, biko someone tell Bigteddy not to flash me or text me in Igbo. "Rme". Wetin sef!
Make this day memorable, I did many years back, I introduced my fiancΓ©(now DH) to my ex. Guy eye popped. He was gobsmocked and lost balance as a loser that he is, 20 minutes later he broke a glass, some 15mins again he was shouting on a waiter. Hahaha. What is all this my ex left me stories on this blog. Get another Bobo jor. Go his favourite joint and shakara. If you get liver like evicted BBnaija Cocoice, do a left or right giveaway to new Bobo.
#showsomeonepeppertoday
To my main people:
Nmasinachi...take erizy today o. Too much of ife uto is errrrrrmmmmm. Never mind. Kikiki.
Akuoma...hala, I wanna be sure you'll available. Your devices are off.
Kemi...I missed you like kilode. At 11am, I pay off the hanging hours. Read this and text me.
King XOXO Mystery... I trust you'll be grinding. No need to ask. Thanks for the shall out, I'm strong again.
Every young Bv, if you cannot account for tomorrow please tie your legs and pretend to be a mermaid o. One post I don't like here is Chronicles of Bvs, the stories break my heart, I find it hard penning down my solutions sef. Una easy today o.
Emjay and Sandy Neky...yeah yeah you can copy my sentences. It is allowed. Love is everything.
I'm spreading my love blanket once more across all SANE bvs, this is where I wanna lay!
You have a memorable val day.
Go get the fun and ooh, get the ring too. O di very mkpacious.
My glass is raised to LOVE.
Kisses muchos
So Chilaka Christian you that kind of money and you stupidly used it for all these ponzi, may God help you guys to get sense small Amen.
ReplyDeleteI am not abusing you ooo. I am just annoyed that MMM has not taught a lot of people lesson. I pray you receive your money Amen
Happy Valentine day. Spread love not virus.
ReplyDeleteHello TetrIna, abeg drop your email address here so that I can contact you on how you can hook me up,am serious about this. Stella please post
ReplyDeleteBlog FAM, does one's course of study matter during ppa posting, cos I was posted to a radio station whereas I studied Microbiology, what should I do?
ReplyDeleteAnon 8:27 May God Almighty console you all Amen. Painful when parents had to bury their children. May you receive heavenly consolation Amen
ReplyDeleteAm showing love to myself today jare...I've loved others enough so today is for Me, Myself and I. Tomorrow I can continue from where I stopped.
ReplyDeleteThe gift I got for moi...a beautiful jealousy inducing watch π...any other gift is jara. I love me jare π.
I love girls with d name Olivia
ReplyDeleteGood morning everyone. Happy st Valentine's Day!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine's Day
ReplyDeleteI am not wearing white and red today so as not to look lyk capsule.... My Pink top all the wayyyyyyyy