Service Year Boulevard 85

Hmmmmm....

Thank you Stella for this opportunity and am one of the men that visit your blog to just LOL and brighten up our day. I have never commented and am *in the abroad". This will be a long one though, pardon me.


I schooled at Unilorin and had to wait for about 6 months before I was deployed. I was hoping for Port Harcourt then cos I read Geology and Mineral Science but got Akwa Ibom state, So that was how I went for NYSC in 2007 at AKS.


Well, as the only son and last child, my Mama became a prayer warrior cos I was going far away from home. The ride to AKS was good and I got to our camp at Nsit Atai. As a smart guy, got all my stuffs sorted and didn't even put my bag on my head from the gate. Got registered the same day I got in and got a nice bed space and corner. Met a guy that we looked alike and he became my paddy instantly before I saw peeps from my own school.


Well, I went to camp with a lot of cash from my savings, sisters And Mama. Omo, na him flexing start....


The first day of parade, I was In my platoon minding my business and feeling cool when this beautiful and tall lady (Bae 1) from the other platoon made a remark about my boot and the size, and that was how convo started. We startled giggling and gisting all through the parade and swapped numbers. And then a relationship started brewing. Hmmmm...


A lil digression, I forgot to add that I already had a clique of 5 guys (my lookalike friend, 2 school mates and a cousin to one of the school mate). We be fresh boys with cash in camp, believe me.


Two days later at one of the lectures, I was making noise at the back with my friend when this beautiful chic that looked like my immediate elder sister walked past and said hello to one of my friends (Bae 2). Haaaa, Stella I wanted to profess love right away and Bae 1 was always on my case, she was in OBS announcing how she cares about a guy in camp and dropping hints to point at me and later, name calling during the announcements. Okay o.
Well, I sha got introduced to Bae 2 and we clicked too and she told me she knew my story with Bae 1 and I played it cool.


I was a big spender so I was always taking them to Mammy market alternatively, each one had their own day and they started eyeing each other. And I did bad things with both babes o, the parade ground and sometimes sneaking to town for the night made them stuffs easier, I was on top and reigning. Some guys were forming cultist in camp sef and those ones too liked my swag and had my back cos I can hold a conversation with anyone.


I was not regular at the parade ground because my Platoon commandant and soldiers (hausas and their love for soccer) liked me due to the fact that I was the coach of the Platoon Soccer team, and we came 2nd eventually with cash prize o. Also didn't eat at the dining but my platoon girls included me in the kitchen roster the day we cooked just to gist the day away with them and I be good chef too sha.


Bae 1 later became Miss NYSC and I still had time for both at their different PPA's during the course of our service year. I have a good heart and none of them wanted to lose me so both accepted to be Main Chic and Side Chic all together.


Note: after fighting it for a while, I am sending my picture to Stellz(for your eyes only) to confirm that I am a fresh man...lol


Also pray for us in America o (am legit here) so that we can help our people here without Trumps interference. Osheeeeeey SDK

*LMAO...so what happened to both girls nau?what kind of selfish story is this?Who wan know whether you dey yankee?You are hot and fine,so?Hissss abeg next time dey finish story...hehehehehehe

I hope you have calmed down?