Hello Stella.
I had to use my cousin's mail as I cant access my mail
Anyway this is my story.
I actually worked my posting to Ondo state as my uncle who did the posting said his Lagos reservation has finished and i should choose one state. I thank God i did. Before i left home, i sowed a seed in church and asked God to bless me. I was to be called to the Nigerian bar and i had no dime. That period was a broke one for me and i had just six thousand naira.
I got to Ikare Akoko camp frustrated because i left my house in Lagos in the morning and i got there in the evening. I didnt do the carry your box on your head thing oo. I dropped my box on an available bed and walked to the mammy to buy something. I wanted to buy bucket and i beckoned on one of those little kids and asked where the mammy market was. One guy just replied me saying i shouldnt ask them that they will reap me off. He offered to show me the place and he paid for everything i bought including dinner, me that was hungry before and i was still styling Lol.
The next day was the clearance and he was the first person i saw when i came out of the hostel. Jeez. That was when i learnt his name and we became inseparable. Lets call him B. He went to the foreign students side, while i package my self to Naija corner. I calmly waited for the line to get filled up and for people to push then walked to the front as a fine girl and i told the guy in front to allow me register. Lol.
Camp was fun even though i didnt stay for long. I was part of the swearing in party. The ones holding the flag. I enjoyed matching and wanted to be in the armed forces but my father said i will fail their eye test as my bottle glasses will not allow me see road.
Stella eeh you know that seed i sowed in church, one day in camp I was just crying and begging my mum to borrow money from somewhere and give me so i can travel to Abuja for call to bar. I didnt know that bros B was watching me, l immediately saw 200k alert after that call. Till now i didnt know how he got my account number, it must have been when he asked for my phone. Chai, i nearly ran mad. B refused to own up even when his name was tagged as the sender. I had a splendid celebration. My family couldn't come and he was the only one present. I didn't eat mammy food at all in camp and i didn't wash my own clothes. He took care of everything.
In camp, my boyfriend then was acting paranoid, accusing me of doing unthinkable things just because i was busy matching and i had one palasa techno that the battery runs down faster than Usain bolt. There was no socket to charge oo and charging per session was 50 naira. Anytime boyfriend calls ehn na quarrel. I will just be crying like a baby, until i borrowed myself brain and broke up with him one week in camp. #Bad belle people will say it is because of B#. Wetin concern una. Although there are plenty stories about that one but that tory is for another day.
After camp i found out B had a babe in America. I didn't want to have anything to do with him and we agreed to be friends. #bad belle will say friends with benefit# somebody cannot be friends with a guy again#. He left for America two months later because he said he couldn't continue with nysc stress anymore and he got himself a job.
I served in a law firm and i enjoyed myself. I was always travelling to neighbouring states for litigation. I made a plenty money. I got into partnership with B doing plenty Intellectual stuffs especially writing business plans and some other stuffs. Trust me I know book die. Coupled with what B sends bi- monthly #that guy can take care of woman ehn#, clients payment and appearance fees, and business money, l was able to refurbish my dad's house and pay my plenty siblings expenses without touching my allowee.
I had to fend off my boss who was determined to make me his third wife. I didn't even make plenty friends because i was working and making money.
B and I are still friends and business partners but his babe broke up with him. He is in Naija making money. Lol.
I have my own boyfriend now but i can never forget B lai lai.
*Hmmm sweet story..so you and B nothing happened?Nice.
Some Bvs will come now and ask you to drop B's contact,please drop it if hes single and searching,someone here might be lucky!......come on!..Bvs abi?LOL
I will read later
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
Please is B a Yoruba? Kindly drop his contact, you don't know you might be helping a sister in need, don't be the blocking stone now lol
DeleteBiko go back to B ooooo I love your story jare
DeleteThe word is "stuff". Not "stuffs".
ReplyDeleteThank you! 😂
DeleteSo you and B are just friends and you have a boyfriend eh??.. is that your boyfriend better than B?? Just go and marry that B o
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteU just spoke my mind why are you wasting time Ehe dis poster girl Na wa for u if u don't want B Pls inbox his contact. Biko.
DeleteDid you just swear to us you know book die? Like Really? What a joke lol
ReplyDeleteAll i saw was your plenty gbaguans... I made a plenty money? Plenty intellectual Stuffs and other stuffs? I dey shame for you.
Madam book knower... biko swerve looool
Hold ur lips
DeleteBecky be nice to the "I know book die" babe. Is it you "a plenty money" 😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteSometimes it not all about written English or grammar or what have u. I know some people that when they speak its a write off but when it comes to what they are trained for, they are the best in their field.
DeleteThank you Magajiya
DeleteI hope you know some people are super smart in what they do,... but might not get their tenses right in written and spoken English.
DeleteYes o Stella, I might be lucky lol
ReplyDeleteBabe so you nor fit hook Mr B up...you nor no book at all😠😠ðŸ˜
DeleteCan't wait for you and B to get married.
ReplyDeleteI think u have fallen for B with the way you sounded, you two might still end up together, he might be waiting for the right time to propose, maybe he doesn't want to rush tinz
ReplyDeletehahahaha Becky Divine na wa for you. Just behaving like Divine in my church that knows everything
ReplyDeleteThis one no be SYB. Na I know book chronicles We done hear. Make you try marry any available B. Time is going.
ReplyDeleteChill babe, B is your man! Or better still throw out his pin Jere! #winks
ReplyDelete... Jesus is my worth!
Enter your comment...madam Corper go back to b ooo
ReplyDeleteEnter your comment...madam Corper go back to b ooo
ReplyDeleteWow! From have nothing to abundance. Congrats girl....
ReplyDeleteErrm Becky divine I think you need a drop of honey in your life. Dont be like that.
Please supply me oooh. I need it for my skin biko
DeleteYou sure had fun poster...
ReplyDeleteFake story. It didn't happen.are you even a lawyer, abi na liar you be sef. U just sat down behind your computer in a biz centre and started typing. Stella na you I blame for posting this nonsense. Sighs!!!
ReplyDeleteBekee!
ReplyDeleteshe must be a Yoruba girl. No matter how dem know book dem no dey ever fit write complete sentence without gbaguans! lol, sweet story though...but I doubt u r not gbenshing d 'B' guy,say d truth o,as Madam Stella talk biko drop he's contact under comment make babes try dem luck too na as u no want am again
ReplyDeleteAnd you didn't gbagaun?*drop he's contact*
DeleteOponu
Lawyer stuffs
ReplyDeletedont be a selfish girl drop his number jare, dint you read where some girls wrote they were booless last night? be a good samaritan and save a sister for one lols.
ReplyDeletestella its hard for a guy and a babe to be best friends without lashing otele. that was hopw jay and i were forming best friend till one day wey heavy rain fall and i was at his place, we started gist like normal friends do and the next thing he held my hand and gentle slide his soft cold fingers in my pant isssh the feeling was mind blowing. my heart was beating so fast and i could hear his heart beat too. mtcheeeeew the rest na story
I HARDLY COMMENT BUT FOR THIS ONE YOU SURE SAY THERE'S NOTHING MUCH ****SIDE EYE****MADAM SDK U DO WELL WITH UR BLOG
ReplyDeleteMadam know plenty book!plenty half baked lawyers in Naija.
ReplyDeleteI HARDLY COMMENT BUT FOR THIS ONE YOU SURE SAY THERE'S NOTHING MUCH ****SIDE EYE****MADAM SDK U DO WELL WITH UR BLOG
ReplyDeleteFor those of you insulting me, I guess you jumped the part where I said I had to collect my cousin's phone as I had no access to internet. I was in a hurry because I didn't want her to know so obviously I didn't proofread. Becky and Swag La, I hope you have never made a mistake in life.Take honey and sweeten your bitter life.
ReplyDeleteMy life is EVERYTHING but bitter. Learn to take subtle corrections Dummy
DeleteMumu Becky..Go and yansh down.She doesn't need your correction.
DeleteAbeg ur "gbagaun" too much
ReplyDeleteLol@ sabi book too much
Interesting service year boulevard. Can I please have B's contact??? Pretty please
ReplyDeletemy dear don't mind them, they are just jealous....please drop B's number, thank you
ReplyDeleteI will lock my fingers. Comment no.
ReplyDeletePoster can I share B"s love with you....you know there is loads of love in sharing
ReplyDeletePoster am waiting for the B's pin in my mail. Thanks in anticipation.
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