There was a hot slap in this story...Hot one..LOL
I got posted to Benue and I was really not happy about it because of the distance and I heard they eat rats( no be me talk am oh).My dad teased me about the place because he served in the state abi na there dem tie our placenta?.
I settled in well and always kept to myself because I did not find anyone I knew at that initial point.One day while eating at Mammy market someone came and asked me do I know any guy called Alex I told her no she said she thought we are twins (how na) she said I need to see this person abi paley played away match.
So many people will come and meet me do you have a twin.Cleaning my eyes he was my replica when we finally met. Had same eyes,nose,mouth and complexion but was taller, so he said we should tell people we are twins I said no wahala.
That is how the quiet girl got famous with her fake twin people will be like you guys are so cute hia.We were always together and he got so protective of me.People will come and pray and touch our head those that want twins see me see awon tappers for fake twins not even from the same tribe.
I was particularly close to one ebony beautiful ajebo girl that studied abroad she was really calm and had lot of admirers.One of my so called twin's friend was constantly on her case and she vehemently said no.The guy suddenly concluded it was me advising the girl to bluff him.
The guy kept taunting me and it was becoming too much to bear that am jealous I don't want him to have fine babe people's mentality sha when they don't get what the want.So one day I was in very foul mood because of the whole camp stress and wahala.I went to eat and met my so called twin with that guy the taunting started.Then to my chagrin my twin which I thought will tell the guy stop he said yes is true she is your stumbling block! the guy then increased the taunting I don't know when evil spirit entered me I went to my twin like a charged Lion landed him a very dirty slap I felt betrayed for how many weeks I don sabi person.
See drama! people held my twin not to retaliate and the news went like wild fire that we are not real twins kai busted!I was not proud of my actions and I am not wired that way.I apologised to him but we stopped talking and all the guys called him woman wrapper for not beating me blue black.
He became the butt of jokes and me labelled man beater.I prayed every day the camp should end so I can be out of the whole drama.On the last day of camp as I was leaving I saw my so called twin he came and hugged me and apologised too for joining to taunt me which provoked me greatly I felt relieved.In life have learnt to walk away for situations I feel I cannot keep calm slapping someone for whatever reason is not appropriate to show you are angry.
We still keep in touch, I am married and he is too.I went for my masters in UK I was eating in a cafe and someone said I have seen your twin.I rejected it because of the camp episode so I looked and saw the person my exact carbon copy but very young so he came towards my table. I asked him do you have a brother who served in Benue he said yes and called the name and it was my supposed twin. I greeted him warmly paid for his food and left before another kasala go burst.It was funny and creepy to me at the same time.
hian...you for send me photos for my eyes only nauuuuuuuu....ah ah.
That slap na wah oh,I hate that kind of confrontation,thank God you learnt to walk away from such.
Well done oh.
Alright, you tried too
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
Ask your papa if he played away match oo
DeleteStella biko, this is not SYB. It is either labeled 'My Camp Experience" or' Slapping a Fellow Corper'
DeleteNo be small twins. Drama but thank God it ended well.
ReplyDeleteBabe are you sure youre not adopted?? Check well o, anyways nice story!
ReplyDeleteIs that all?
ReplyDeleteYou this babe get mind o, you slapped a guy..hmmmmmm Good he was a perfect gentleman. Nice Story
ReplyDeleteNa you and your supposed twin story be this or SYB?
ReplyDeleteDRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Next time, tell us about parade, camo fire night, endurance trek.......
Na wa, is it your story?? Are you the one to tell her what to write? Some people eh
DeleteYes I agree with you,still waiting for the SYB
DeleteHungry dey my eyes. Na woman dey write or na man, i no understand again
ReplyDeleteU try. Good thing d guy never slapped u back, wonder what would have happened.
ReplyDeleteU try. Good thing d guy never slapped u back, wonder what would have happened.
ReplyDeletethe person saying she might be adopted, not necessarily so..I'm in a similar situation at my place of work, as soon as I got to this my place of work, people came inquiring if so,so & so is my brother, never met him fro different states, eventually he got posted to my department & we met for the first time..& began our brother/sister relationship. even outside the office, people always ask if we are siblings, so we simply answer in the affirmative just to avoid long story.
ReplyDeleteLots of us out there, mine almost landed me a slap back in the day(college), guy said I insulted him o not too long ago, thank God I wasn't alone my friends rescued me, very cool headed me back then, not anymore. Elderly lady stopped me in the market was just blabbing when she realized I looked lost she finally said I looked like her niece imagine the close relationship. So it doesn't surprise me anymore.
DeleteWhat is d long story in saying 'no we r not siblings'? Watch him commit a crime tomorrow n rope u in as d sibling that u is nau!
DeleteLolz but the slap na another level
ReplyDeletein this case of some taunting you,learn to walk away
Lolz but the slap na another level
ReplyDeletein this case of someone taunting you,learn to walk away
Nice epistle, thank God another story without gbenshing
ReplyDeleteNice epistle, thank God another story without gbenshing
ReplyDelete**Yawns**This is super story.. #singing
ReplyDeleteThis happened to me in my year one at university. I was linked up to one girl that we looked so much alike. The thing did not survive one money as I wasn't interested.
ReplyDeleteYou get luck ,u nor meet mad man ,he would have been you black and nobody go rescue you
ReplyDeleteThank God it end well
Tiwa
Hahaha. I wonder how you must have felt when news busted that both of you were not twins.... Lol
ReplyDeleteYou sent only one episode oooo, no PPA, camp activities, sports etc pls, do send the other episode
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Mech