Hey ya'all,whats up?Still in bed? me too....lol
Thanks for all the kind words from you all yesterday and I apologise to those I couldnt take their calls.
My Mum in Law Anna Transited yesterday at 3pm right in front of me and watching her go gave me peace of mind...I am happy even though I cried out my eyes.....I can sabi cry eh...LOL
Anna is still lying peacefully at home and will be taken away today,you wont even know shes no more,,,She looks like she is asleep.
My sis in law says she should stay so that close family can take a last look for closure....
My kids stood before her and did not cry..They just wished her well and one of my boys said
''Now i can wear my expensive suit for Oma's burial''..I had to laugh and hugged him.
As she laid there I remembered all her diamonds and gold,all the times she shopped and her wardrobe full of expensive stuff and shook my head..She left with nothing.
I took some photos and the next thing i heard was ''dont blog it please'' from my niece in law.lol
She will be laid to rest on Friday next week....
Please dont post any more sorry's or tell me to take heart,I am doing just fine and We are celebrating a life well spent in Jesus name.
How is your day going already?Dont worry,dont stress yourself,the day has a way of taking care of itself.
God bless and lots of Kisses!
PS...someone sent me TTC testimony post that I mistakenly deleted this,please forgive me and resend.
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You are born a world changer. Don't die a village champion.
ReplyDeletePlease I want to tone my skin 2-3shades. My wedding is next month. What cream do I mix together to make me glow. Queen and boss suggested half caste yesterday, but I was told it is very expensive. If I can get any suggestion on what to mix to my normal cream I will be grateful. But if you still think half caste is best please you people should epp this new bride. Thank you.
DeleteIt's well. May God grant all our good heart desires. Am in the eleventh hour, O Lord please don't fail me.
DeleteThis life is indeed somehow, heard baba imole danku died yesterday, he died broke and lonely, he used to be the toast of musicians in the 90s, but he died lonely and penniless, hmm vanity upon vanity
DeleteAbout to get up and clean my kitchen. Wanna make me some energy bars abi balls today. Just hope my dates are still in perfect condition.
DeleteHmm, everybody now wants to start giving inspiration quotes, ok
DeleteEmjay leave me abeg
DeleteHappy Saturday y'all.
DeleteWhat I typed earlier just disappeared. Msteww.
DeleteHappy life celebration to big mama korkus.
Lol.....@ don't blog it please. I know you can't do such without being told.
DeleteGood morning everyone. It feels so nice to finally be able to comment.... God pass them!!
DeleteHappy weekend everyone!
Love you plenty stellz...
Congratss Stella, may her soul rest in peace, amen.
DeleteThis your quote na WA.
DeleteJust watched Debby rise cunny cunny video on YouTube and all I can say is 'wow', not for the video tho as it's obvious it was a low budget video (it was still cool) but for the song itself.
DeleteI loved the song. It was really beautiful.
Ya still not getting my vote tho. Too boring in the house for my kinda person.
Stella,please let's discuss women and why they grow moustache. I saw a friend that I haven't seen in a while and she had moustache. I suspect it is hormonal imbalance and I want to advice her but don't know how to.what are natural remedies to pcos or is it high prolactin ?
DeleteWish you all a beautiful spontaneous morning
ReplyDeleteThanks..., you too!
DeleteHappy birthday Daenerys Targaryen.God bless and keep you till old age with plenty accomplishments..πππ.
DeleteJust woke up. Will be going for a birthday later.
DeleteGood morning people
ReplyDeleteHappy marathon Saturday
Please Chikito I need your input about something. How do I reach you?
Yours sdkly dazzlinglizzy
Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica?
ReplyDeleteA: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.
#DontQuoteMe
The anon who mentioned that my Frank was actually her ex. What is his funny america name, what year did he finish frm Lasu,what was his course of study and how old is he? If you can answer these, I would believe u.
ReplyDeleteSee obsession o! God have mercy!!!
DeleteI'm the anon,And yes. Frank is my boyfriend. We will be going out to spend the val together. Die if you wanna,but pls just stop disturbing others now you've gotten the real person dating Frank...
DeleteNa joke I dey o before my oga go vex,Frank bia come and clear yourself o.π π π π π
You will soon commit suicide
DeleteOh give it a rest will ya!!!
DeleteDont let these people give you high blood pressure!
Wow...
DeleteThere must be only one Frank in the world for you to be worrying like this
I beg drop this already, for all you know the guy is even fraud! Nigerian girls and desperation! Tueh
DeleteY are you so insecure,am sure you are just obsessed with him and not in love.
DeleteCan you please give this your Frank issue a rest already? Jeez!!!! Of he were really yours as you keep claiming,you wouldn't be working yourself up like this.What is wrong with you?Dem bury Frank umblical cord for your domot? Kai,see as man matter dey give you sleepless nights like this,SGAME ON YOU! TUFIAKWA!
DeleteBabe you still on this? Hiannnnnnn!
DeleteGive it a rest! What's the meaning of this? You are beginning to sound cheap and desperate. Truth is if he wants to cheat he will. Don't forget he could give you different information about himself and different information to another girl. So madam,if you are this insecure and unsure,leave him. Just walk away. I don't want to see this nonsense comment again. Stop glorifying a man.
DeleteU will die on top this frank o
DeleteUna get time sha
DeleteAnon are still on this matter? Don't kill yourself over frank, love doesn't cause so much pain, leave that relationship, it's not healthy for you.
DeleteAbegy ur frank is a fuckerholic we madelove sometime ago and he said my p**** was the best we planning to fuck again I will continue fucking him even when we are old
DeleteYou have mental problem.Fuck u and Fuck Frank.
DeleteU wan die Ontop prick. Frank dey gbensh babes, u dey here dey shout upandan.rest in pieces oloshi
DeleteFirst?
ReplyDeleteYes,π π π π
DeleteTry harder next time
DeleteNot even close!
DeleteApex Justin don't ever don't think you can pull any stunts on me..
DeleteYou can never eat my hard earned sweat and go scot free. Nobody has ever taken my money and succeeded in life,and the truth is they always come back with tears and gnashing of teeth begging me to take my money back
I don't have juju but I know I have a God that's a consuming fire and he's very jealous over me.
I know you will see this bcos we met through SDK blog,when I sent my chronicle, you came like a nights in shining armour... You promised to help me travel out the country that you're a travelling agent.
Since you took my money, you've being turning me up and down. Finally, you promised to return my money this February if the travelling did not work out again, but you've being mia since then. You forwarded my no to voice mail..
Apex am giving you 7days to contact me,yes you know me.. Return my money and in my int'l passport with you,if not I will expose you on SDK blog and take necessary legal action against you. I still all the details of the bank transaction I did with you. And all the messages I exchanged with you are still in tact. I will sue your ass off..
Am waiting for your call,enough is enough, I think I've had enough.
Apex Justin don't ever don't think you can pull any stunts on me..
DeleteYou can never eat my hard earned sweat and go scot free. Nobody has ever taken my money and succeeded in life,and the truth is they always come back with tears and gnashing of teeth begging me to take my money back
I don't have juju but I know I have a God that's a consuming fire and he's very jealous over me.
I know you will see this bcos we met through SDK blog,when I sent my chronicle, you came like a nights in shining armour... You promised to help me travel out the country that you're a travelling agent.
Since you took my money, you've being turning me up and down. Finally, you promised to return my money this February if the travelling did not work out again, but you've being mia since then. You forwarded my no to voice mail..
Apex am giving you 7days to contact me,yes you know me.. Return my money and in my int'l passport with you,if not I will expose you on SDK blog and take necessary legal action against you. I still all the details of the bank transaction I did with you. And all the messages I exchanged with you are still in tact. I will sue your ass off..
Am waiting for your call,enough is enough, I think I've had enough.
Apex Justin don't ever don't think you can pull any stunts on me..
DeleteYou can never eat my hard earned sweat and go scot free. Nobody has ever taken my money and succeeded in life,and the truth is they always come back with tears and gnashing of teeth begging me to take my money back
I don't have juju but I know I have a God that's a consuming fire and he's very jealous over me.
I know you will see this bcos we met through SDK blog,when I sent my chronicle, you came like a nights in shining armour... You promised to help me travel out the country that you're a travelling agent.
Since you took my money, you've being turning me up and down. Finally, you promised to return my money this February if the travelling did not work out again, but you've being mia since then. You forwarded my no to voice mail..
Apex am giving you 7days to contact me,yes you know me.. Return my money and in my int'l passport with you,if not I will expose you on SDK blog and take necessary legal action against you. I still all the details of the bank transaction I did with you. And all the messages I exchanged with you are still in tact. I will sue your ass off..
Am waiting for your call,enough is enough, I think I've had enough.
Apex Justin don't ever don't think you can pull any stunts on me..
DeleteYou can never eat my hard earned sweat and go scot free. Nobody has ever taken my money and succeeded in life,and the truth is they always come back with tears and gnashing of teeth begging me to take my money back
I don't have juju but I know I have a God that's a consuming fire and he's very jealous over me.
I know you will see this bcos we met through SDK blog,when I sent my chronicle, you came like a nights in shining armour... You promised to help me travel out the country that you're a travelling agent.
Since you took my money, you've being turning me up and down. Finally, you promised to return my money this February if the travelling did not work out again, but you've being mia since then. You forwarded my no to voice mail..
Apex am giving you 7days to contact me,yes you know me.. Return my money and in my int'l passport with you,if not I will expose you on SDK blog and take necessary legal action against you. I still all the details of the bank transaction I did with you. And all the messages I exchanged with you are still in tact. I will sue your ass off..
Am waiting for your call,enough is enough, I think I've had enough.
Kisses Stella, you will be fine.
ReplyDeleteGood morning all
DeleteIt's good to be here.I'm tired physically and emotionally TGW please give me a hug..... wonderful weekend to you all.
Hey Pipi,make I perch for here abeg..
DeleteMorning all,Stella,your MIL try ABG,if to say my own Grandma reach 80,I for happy.
On a lighter note,Stella,I know say you no like me,but I gats get that your Valentine cake giveaway for SnM couples.Don't worry,I didn't send you a mail,but only cuz my boo won't approve of it,cuz he like his privacy.
My sister, abeg relax well.
DeleteSo you got (a) S&M boo??? πππ
You didn't send a mail but u want the cake??? Wawuuuuu! The cake no hungry u reach
DeleteHappy weekend sdkers
ReplyDeleteYes! I still dry bed. Saturday bonus lol. I still have to go out though.
DeleteYour observation is correct. No mTter how much we amass when we are alive, we leave with nothing when we die. Thank God you are taking it well. May God give all her family the fortitude to bear her loss.
The time I was accused falsely
You are not hire than me
The anon who mentioned that my Frank was actually her ex. What is his funny america name, what year did he finish frm Lasu,what was his course of study and how old is he? If you can answer these, I would believe u.
ReplyDeleteYou are absolutely LOCO
DeleteAre you not tired of this same shit? abeg bounce
DeleteA wife suspected her husband
ReplyDeletefor having sex with their maid,
so she set a trap for the husband
by sending the maid to village
for weekend without telling her
husband. At night, the husband
told his usual story 'darling, i
want to go and watch wrestling
match in the sitting room.' he
left. the wife silently went to the
maid's room lying on the bed
naked with no light, he opened
the door, joined her on the bed
without wasting time and
without a word, he had sex with
her, after the fifth round she
said 'it is enough, i catch you, so
this is how you used to have sex
with her, you will do two rounds
telling me you are tired. five
rounds now, you are still
demanding for more.
The gateman replied. "'sorry
madam, i don't know you are the
one
Good morning and wish everyone a fun filled Saturday
Hahahahahahaha and where is the hubby?
DeleteHahahahahahaha...
DeleteEwww gateman!..Tueh
Hahahahahaha see gobe
DeleteHahahahah, so she can't recognise her husband in the dark
DeleteLong live SDK
Hey boo locate me already this cold is killing
ReplyDeleteLol, go to the market and get a duvet!
DeleteRoman Reigns
ReplyDeleteDean Ambrose
Seth Rollings
John Cena
Chris Jericho
Aj Styles
The Miz
Daniel O'Brian
Undertaker
Randy Orton
Batista
End of Game
Sheamus
Triple H
RayBach
Luke Harper
Kevin Owen
Dolph Ziggler
#WweFan#
Sorry about ur mum in law SDK
Shawn Michaels
DeleteHulk Hogan
CM Punk
Brook Lesnar
Ray Mysterio
Bryan
Jeff Hardy
And Edge(my Sexy Canadian), where on Earth is he hiding, who has his IG handle pls
I have really missed WWE for over fans. Infact Ibu baby, you are now one of my bvs sweeties
DeleteRoman Reigns, Dean Ambrose ad John cena, my guys!
DeleteProudly wwe# too
@ Pipi Lee
DeleteReigning hard superstar Edge!!!!!
He is now in Nxt or so...he still comes once in a while
Hulk,Shawn and Rey mysterio no fight again...dem don retire
Shawn retired after he challenged undertaker to break his undefeated streak...18-0 then but now baba don enter 20something -0
Daniel O'Brian is now the general manager
Cm punk still dey
Brook Lesnar dey try
I no know where Jeff hardy dey
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Ibukunoluwa...you asked for a car but I got you something bigger baby, I've got you covered, this can convey you and all your friends. Have a lovely ride.
Lmaoππππππ
DeleteQueen of crayyππππ
Na me go drive am
E go contain all of us ooo
Thank u jare my dearππ
Me too , i want a car
DeleteLmaooo πππ
DeleteU tried, me I need caterpillar.
DeleteHahahahahaha...yw IB baby
DeleteStraightshooter and Becky...we still dey 'reception' o, have 'patient'.
Luscious...πππ
Restful saturday. Thanks to Lagos/Access bank marathon for blocking my road. No going anywhere.
ReplyDeleteResumed exercising today. My tailor came to the house yesterday and decided to take my measurement again. "Aunty, e be like say you don add o" i almost fainted when I heard those words.
Stella why you dey delete comments? All my comments on the smelling kini post I no see them
U no fit join them,common go out and join the marathon,lazy girl,lol.
DeletePeople that sends message to TV on bbn no get joy at all.
DeleteOne message I read yesterday almost made me faint with laughter.
"Kemen is blowing the ball with his thick lips like say he wan part red see"
Let's go and run nah
DeleteSo u live in Lagos?π
Chaaaaaiii
πππππ
Sea*
DeleteJoin them ke. Una no just like me at all.
Concerning smelling kini.
ReplyDeleteMine is on and off, sometimes the smell is so annoying, I have treated severally, even with injections and all, me and boo, it just keep coming back, when the smell is off, I will be very fresh and dry down, no whitish, creamy, or brownish substance at all, pls bvs I have seen someone write treatment concerning garlic, if I try this out, won't I get the infection again from boo during sex? Pls is there any treatment for guys too. This infection is over 10yrs or more, I need help plssss. Stella save me by posting, God bless.
You and boo have to be treated at the same time. During that period,stay away from sex until the treatment is over and both of you certified infection free. Of course there are treatments for guys,so that he won't have to re-infect you during love making. All the best!
DeleteNa wah oh!...
DeleteGo to the hospital abeg...and stop using a public toilet or something...
Go see a gynaecologist ! Before this sdk people will tell you the one that will fry your kini..
DeleteSwag lafresh your totoh has 20 yrs old infection. God
Delete@anon looking for solution, don't insert anything into your vagina. Go back to your gynecologist and ask for metronidazole inserting gel. Whatever your doc prescribes is what you should take. Do not insert anything into your vagina not prescribed by your medical professional. A word is enougg for the wise.
DeleteThere are two explanations. Either you and your boo are not having treatment the same time or your boo has a side chick who is also infected and who keeps on reinfecting u
DeleteI'm already @ the office.
ReplyDeleteI love Saturdays... will be working half day.
Talk about your blessings more than you talk about your burden.
ReplyDeleteGood morning guys
Kisses too Mrs SDK and a big shout out to all the beautiful bvs in here
ReplyDeleteShout out to you too
DeleteCos I'm one of the beautiful ones hereπ
I am beautiful! So this shalla is for me, thanks, and shalla to you, only if youre fine ..
DeleteHelo Fam... what's happening in here... about to wash my hair n make it so I can look fine for myself cos I don't hv a bae for valentine
ReplyDeleteLet me be ur valentine nah
DeleteMe too!! But Ive found Jesus and hes my val..
DeleteMay your MIL's soul rest in perfect peace... amen!!!
ReplyDeletePrizeles Jwell, I saw yuor koment abaut yuor kosin. Xoxo sori, mai-sef an sum oda vilegers felt so saddy. Pliss asept awa simparty. We prey the Lord komfot yuor famili.... I no eat is north an eazi chum-chin bet pliss chair up.
ReplyDeleteWhishin yuo ol a gret weakened. Shadout to sinkle mom, Missis Abokey, jos klamor. Suwa nene, mislyn an d ress of yuo loffly beefees.,, speshal Shadout to mai Sheynnail boo.
Awwwww! @Villager how are you today
DeleteHave a blessed day.
Villager,I troway salute o, abeg lemme perch for yur tellritree todey...
DeleteProverbs in pigin English
.
1. Na for old age ashawo dey know the value of pikin.
2. Woman wey never see problem.. Na im dey still hold breast run.
3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep.
4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, na later Γ© go hear am.
5. Na for afternoon dem dey find black goat.
6. Weather hot!! Γ No mean say fowl go lay boiled egg.
7. EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD.
8. Pikin wey him mama back cross water, wey say him march fish, wetin him mama go march?
9. Small pikin wey dem carry for back no know say the journey far.
10. Person wey don faint before no be
stranger to death.
11. Person wey chop belle full, no know wetin hungry man dey see.
12. No be as woman dey close eye enjoy sex she dey enjoy labour pains.
13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut shit.
14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko tree, if nobody hail am!! Γ© go hail himself
15. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO BOYFRIEND, SHE GO TAKE BOYFRIEND DO HUSBAND.
16. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam bad luck.
17. Na cricket tell him children say, No matter how ground strong, Them no go sleep outside.
18. Pikin wey say him mama no fine dey use style call him papa blind man.
19. No be eye wey dem take chop eba dem take dey share meat.
20. Person wey use Elephant set trap, na him know wetin he wan Catch.
21. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash Go Open.
22. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM SERIOUS, BUT STUDENT WEY PASS NA HIM KNOW BOOK.
23. Dem no dey tell tortoise say race don start.
24. Dem no dey tell blind man say salt no dey for food.
25. Before you see monkey, monkey don see you.
26. Thief wey jump fence enter house
where owner dey wait for am, no go jump again.
27. If pikin say he sabi die, him papa sef go tell am say him sabi bury.
28. Na wetin dey sweet for goat mouth, Na im dey kill am.
29. If e be like say everybody dey craze" na you dey craze.
30. Meat wey you dey forbid, no use your teeth cut am.
31. My thing and our thing no be the same oh.
32. Na happiness dey make prick stand.
33. Na as goat stand for market dem dey price am.
34. Craze no hard to form, na the trekking be wahala.
35. Its a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London.
36. No matter how hot your temper be, e no fit boil beans.
37. Chicken wey run from Borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup.
38. Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap.
39. Akara and moi moi get the same parent, na wetin dem pass through make dem different.πππ
MY PIPUL NA LIE I TALK?...Una gudmoni o
I'm lovely so I'm collecting one of the shout outsπ
DeleteMiss you baybeeππ
DeleteHave a great weekend too .
It takes me 2mins to read your comments. I have to slow down and read word by word.
DeleteSince you didn't send shout to me lemme shout out to you.π
My shout out to villagerπ
Wow! Am in night class yesterday when I saw ihn post and the comments wey follow and the laugh no b here sotey dey wan send me out of lecture theatre. Ibukun babe thanks so much for getting my back but pls next time don't reply anyone again on my behalf, this is a faceless and anonymous blog, if u ask me do I know their FATHER? some people take this blog so seriously that once they cuss them out, they will just disappear or change their moniker who does that? y should I be giving myself high bp over some unimaginable souls. ideato and choi choi I don't remember ever stepping on u guys toe but I guess you wanna join the train, good for una lives.
ReplyDeleteU talk too much
DeleteU no dey tire?
I'was'
DeleteI didn't reply on ur behalf ....naso I dey play my own play o
DeleteBvs know I'm not a serious person at allπππππππ
U better don't insult people again...ur help can come from anywhere ....trust me
Forget the 'you are ugly' comments. A lot of them look worse than you. Most people that open their gutter to call someone ugly are actually as ugly as fuck. The real pretty ones don't use their beauty to intimidate others intentionally.
DeleteHalf of them can't post their pics here cos they know they dare not.
And yea, I do remember you never started off with stepping on people's toes, their major beef with u was the fact that u came from another blog cos of ur blog id (like say the blog na their papa property).
Abeg, dey do ur thing Jare. I'm sure when money eventually comes, the idiots that called u ugly will be amazed at ur transformation.
Don't mind them,you are beautiful...
DeleteLolzz.
Delete"Am in night class yesterday when I saw IHN post...". SMH.
Deleteπππ*how did we get here?*
And the night class didn't teach you how to use past and present tense, mtheeew 'am in a night class yesterday'
DeleteYes o Stella, it is indeed a celebration of life.... If she were a Nigerian (I know of Yoruba culture), cows will be slaughtered starting from today till the day she would be buried. Aso ebi go line up, everyone will be wining, dining, dancing and celebrating a life well spent. To clock 80 no easy na. We thank God for a good life.
ReplyDeleteEspecially ijebu people ππππ
DeleteYorubas can party eeh.....
Deleteand yes, It's celebration of life
Where are those people that said Stella should cancel spontaneous morning post?
ReplyDeleteTell them to come and see how sweet it is now o
I like am pass ihn seffπ
Una good mrn o
IHN no dey sweet again like before lol
DeleteGood morning to you dear
Who said they should cancel sp they should go and run marathon !
DeleteAbi ohh @ibk, SP don dey even over shadow IHN sef, @10:15am yesterday comment was 400+, SP my morning tea.
Delete@Ibk you changed up pichure I just noticed.
DeleteI'm always busy in the morning I don't usually comment on sp post.. Pls no cancellation abeg.
Yes o Stella, it is indeed a celebration of life.... If she were a Nigerian (I know of Yoruba culture), cows will be slaughtered starting from today till the day she would be buried. Aso ebi go line up, everyone will be wining, dining, dancing and celebrating a life well spent. To clock 80 no easy na. We thank God for a good life.
ReplyDeleteGood morning peeps!
ReplyDeleteHave lots of stuffs to do today against next week,so many demands to meet up for clients,hitting the road in an hour.
Happy weekend to you all!
Happy weekend to you too!
DeleteGood morning lovelies.
ReplyDeleteI was invited for an interview in Benin,but I don't know anyone there. Anyone invited by Lvr Int'l for an interview?
Read about them on Google
DeleteI have never been able to wear pajamas or creepy nightgowns; they disturb my sleep not like I don't see fancy and sexy ones in the lingerie store,but I find it so damn creepy,maybe cause I saw way too many
ReplyDeletehorror movies while I was young,if you are a huge fan of horror movies you should understand what I mean.gym session in about 30 minutes,I love weekends.
Good morning
π
Na naked I kuku dey sleepπ©
Delete
ReplyDeleteIts a beautiful day and i bless God for it.
Finally i can see whr the light is coming from in the darkest of all tunnels
Good morning to every member of this blog
So i was strolling on the streets of Facebook, jumping from the TL of known and unknown facebook friends, looking for something that will swallow me, digesting every detail of what i see and then moving unto another. On this very voyage i stumbled upon quora.com . Next thing, i clicked on it mehn! i couldn't believe my eyes. The internet is truely a wilderness that can't be completely explored
Good morning Dark horse.
DeleteGoing to search for quora.com this minute
Delete@prince. How far those ur bae. Comman Gist me LA
DeleteDarkest of all tunnel but your name is dark horseππ
Oya goan change it to light horse so yu will see whr the light is really coming from.
What a week. God is still in the business of doing miracles. Thank you Jesus.
ReplyDeleteRip Anna
Is well with you and your family. Please do accept my condolences.
ReplyDeleteMay her soul rest in peace Amen
Good morning all...
ReplyDeleteI'm so hungry and crave some real ofada stew this morning. I would have loved to go see my aunt but the roads are blocked and I'm not ready to learn some maneuver other than the one I know.
PS: Queen and Boss, take my ID off your ID
I ate ofada yesterday
DeleteSend me a mail so I can send u the pix and use it to torment u like I did my friend πππ
But wait is this the real Rocky or music site Rocky?π
Stella thank God for a life well lived by your mum in law.. God grant her soul eternal rest..
ReplyDeleteChoii..I didn't know is very stressful to prepare for wedding ooh..God help me..
Chaaaaaiii
DeleteOur club minus 1π©
Congrats π
Hey happy weekend to you, yes you!
ReplyDeleteYes, you too.
DeleteI am hungry o. Anyone get garri for house?
ReplyDeleteMe too, i need better garri and vegetable soup!!
DeleteGood morning great people.
ReplyDeleteOn bed abi in bed. Will be eating my moi moi and ijebu garri laced with sugar and milk. No tea this morning. Have put the water in the freezer.
Later by 12 will go out. Love you all.
RIP Anna
Have u finished eating your beans and ewa?lol
DeleteNa so craze dey take start
Enjoy my princess!...
DeleteI don't eat moimoi. I for join youπ₯. But it's too early for garri na use pap.
DeleteWas expecting your comment in the first 200 but you made it early todayπ
Happy weekend all, have a nice day.. . . . Somebody pls do val for me. Am hopeful
ReplyDeleteYour always looking for who to do something for you.
DeleteNa real WA on your case. You can ask but don't make it a routine. #Okbye
In bed...I hope to sleep until noon.
ReplyDelete@Fab Mum, a rim nma daa. Iri kpole? Iwu onye ebe k'anyi? hehe.
Safe delivery @Portable Viv. Come back and share your labour room drama o. Lol. You will be fine dear.
Enjoy your day people.
Arim Nma o
DeleteOwerri by birth, Nnewi by marriage
Uyo wu uyo Muna gi
Chai, Lord help my igbo
Hey lovelies, it's a beautiful Saturday morning, I'm still in bed not ready to get up now.
ReplyDeleteThinking of making my hair today.
Wonderful day to y'all.
It is well, am still in bed. Happy weekend to you all
ReplyDeleteI was just about asking of her before seeing your post. May God rest her soul. Amen
ReplyDeleteY'all will be fine, ok
Lagos Marathon! Who's here??
ReplyDeleteWell am home doing a lil clean up. Thinking of what to do for Val
So who'll take me out after work for Val? Who cares?
Come and take me out
DeleteLet me use that opportunity to break bottle on ur headπ
Take sombori out kwanu.
Deletecomman take me out. Should I mailππ lonniness is really pinching me.
Good morning Do Have a fulfilled day.
ReplyDeleteLong live SDK
Told ma friend I was coming to IB and I was gonna loudge; he said no need that i can pass d night at he's place since he lives alone.. So I agreed on top friendship level.. But O boy, I couldn't sleep last night, Na me and Mosquitoes do vigil..All those stubborn sets of mosquitoes that like singing to someone's ear whether you go buy their Album..I can't even count how many times I slapped myself Gan.. Chai !. I no fit Cry...My Head was just ringing "Had it been I know" "Had it been I know" ... As I dey Like diz, I Don Run!!
ReplyDelete*lodge
DeleteHahahahahaha...
DeleteAnd here i was thinking you wanted to tell us how the guy was doing touching body in the night..
DeleteMay God grant Oma eternal rest
ReplyDelete...yipee, it's my birthday today...May God continually let his face shine upon me & may he perfect all that concerns me. #Grateful heart
Happy birthday dear
DeleteHBD..
DeleteHappy birthday
DeleteHappy Birthday Yvonne
DeleteLivw long and proper
This weekend is gon be lit! So help me God..
ReplyDeleteGood morning Stella and my lovely beevees
ReplyDeleteAm just hearing about your loss this morning,may God grant your family the heart to bear this loss..Mama sleep in the Lord's bosom.Amen.
Stella am so glad you're strong.
Hey people
ReplyDeleteGood morning..
Just had spaghetti and hubby's special sauce
This my man can cook
He will win cooking contest
But I do not find it funny
I can't do shakara with food for him
Becahse he will enter kitchen, cook it better and bring yours on the bed ..
Now let me sleep small. I'm going to go have pizza and cold stone later.
Who else agrees cold stone is an art??
OMG, cold stone is bae
Shout out to all the amazing and wonderful people on this blog. Shout out to the wonderful anonymous
Hello, to the pained anonymous. My info above will rile your stomach ππ π
Thank God my man can't cook!...
DeleteJust give him anything you cook and he will eat without knowing if it's tasty or not!...
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DeleteAhhhhhhhh...2nd paragraph killed me especially the last line...uh la la la la in my Canadian accent. #PepperDem
DeleteColdstone is not just an art,it is a journey... to sweetdom.
DeleteThe Crazy Toppings... the flavors. OMG
3 things id rather get from a particular place
Ice cream- Cold stone
Fura-Habib
Yoghurt- Shagalinku or other amazing vendors.
Aunty they said we should reduce our sugar intake o
DeleteDon't take cold stoneπ©
Fan mum chai have mercy on them small hahhahhahahhah
DeleteI want pizza!
DeleteYes Cold Stone is a Work of Art@ Fab Mum.
DeleteTheir Big bowl Ice cream made me Cheat on my Keto diet. Did I feel guilty ooooh Yes but it was Guilty Pleasure.
Lol@pained anonymous.
DeleteHmmmm its well, fortitude to all those who lost a loved one and are mourning @ d mo.
ReplyDeleteNa so I take do my husband 's secretary...She wan come fight me..na so I take sense ignore her and pretended like nothing dey happen..7 months later,she got kidnapped and robbed while dey raped her and broke her left leg with knife marks on her face..she uses crutches now and looks very ugly..My hubby relieved her of her job while she was bedridden in d hospital and got another secretary(male dis time around on my insistence)..
ReplyDeleteGuess who masterminded her attack? Ur guess is as good as mine..
Don't mess with a jealous wife like me..We can do and undo.
Please, am I the only one who saw that comment from Yesterday's chronicle? Why are people so damn wicked? π³
S/O to all shouters oh.... enjoy your weekend.
ReplyDeleteI like your strength Stella, I want to draw from it!! It's well darling!!!
ReplyDeleteDefinition of an angel: FAB MUMππππ
SandyNeky, Looool @Baba, how are you babes??
My lovelies, I'm sure y'all know I love you guys right??
Iphie dearie, special shout out to youπππ
I'm outtie.....
Stella may her soul RIP. *hugs* to think you still blogged all through. Lots of love ❤️❤️ *hugs* and kisses ππ
ReplyDeleteGood morning dear Stella! How are you doing today? Stella you are a strong woman. Kisses to you ππππ. Am still in bed relaxing am so tired. I want to shout out to blackberry, fabmum, Lucille coconut oil, doppelganger, Kevin, Isaacson, general wife, makason, Becky naka, Ibukunoluwa,Lolo ideato,chi exotic, oluyomi,D royalty,yori yori princess, villager. U guys make this house rock I love all of you.I love SDK family. God bless SDK!!!! ππππ
ReplyDeleteGoodmorning people.
ReplyDeleteThe week was so-so, thank God it's in the past and no thanks to the Presidential media team for information 'mismanagement', the various protests coupled with the austerity measures biting deep into the pockets of Nigerians. There is God.
Stella Kork...sorry about the loss. Goodnight OMA. RIP.
I'm brooding too but it's not what I can share, in fact I'm typing from the floor. It is well.
Sassy Fire... Caught your coo-coo on the other side before I could spell Jack Robinson, you ran off. Hope you know the hours can't be compromised, except lunch hour. I'm here for the weekend.
Cookiee...thanks. We're doing good except for Lagos tension.
Sandra...thanks too but the name? "Who is you?"
Akuoma...call me please. Spoken with your Mum.
Nmasinachi...my dear we are cool. Easy with the enjoyment o as you get ready for double double or you want 3? Let me blow the bavy cupid straight up.
Married chick...congrats. Your baby will be a blessing to the entire family.
Miss ESS...my warm regards to your Mumsie. Pardon me, I forgot.
King XOXO Mystery...I am good just a little drag now and then but God gat me. The brain with them, my soul with God. He alone makes the official terrain a good springboard.
I'm gonna be still for a longggg time today, my brain is popping and my flesh is weak. My SIL is around to do the monitoring and screaming, else some coursework will be hidden and remote control will become my kiddies' handy toy. Thank God for family love and help.
You guys have a fabulous weekend.
Kisses muchos to you, you and you.
SPREAD LOVE LIKE A BEDSHEET OVER ONE ANOTHER. That is where I wanna lay. Haters(harers in my American accent) please keep off!
Big bear hugs to you Stella π
ReplyDeleteToday is Saturday o. I dey toilet dey shit!
ReplyDeleteGosh, I love shonda rhimes. Greys anatomy be giving me mega joy.
ReplyDeleteAm heartbroken, I called my finances this morning, using my aunty office line acting like someone else, and he deny he his not in an relationship,i just melted and I went for an all night praying on his behalf, I don't know what to do now,because he his saying he knows am the one but I swear he did not know because I can change voice for Africa,am so sad and still crying
ReplyDeletePls guys, I need help as I don't know what to do again. I went to get my international passport on the 30th of January. I was told that 32 pages booklets were not available so I had to pay 35k for 64pages. I paid for express service as I was thinking I would get it between 2-3days as was the norm. Only for my contact person to start telling me booklets are not available. My intended travel date is very close (end of march) and I'm yet to start my Visa processing. Please does anyone have anyone I can call at immigration to help me FastTrack this? I can even tip the person some money. I just need this passport like ASAP. Thanks
ReplyDeleteTHE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
ReplyDeleteYORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES.
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PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY
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Son: Hello, Sir!
Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni?
Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir?
Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko?
Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko?
Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you.
Son: Okay, Sir.
Dad: A tun ma soro... Later.
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PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER:
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Son: Hello, Ma!
Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she
keeps eulogising for the next five minutes)
Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni
gbogbo ile?
Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special
women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo
gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju
kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor
even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo,
mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni.
Omo iya Kayode to wa ni...
Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O
re mi. Mo fe lo rest.
Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni?
Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti
jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck
pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro
e mo...
Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles.
Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni
oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode?
O n bami ja ni?
Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni.
Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before
you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko
Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e
mu...
Son: Amin Ma
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun
e.
Son: Amin
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu
gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni
baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e...
Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins,
thinking she would know I was getting bored already)
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun
a je ko si d'ale...
Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's
voice in the background)
Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now.
Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli
ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile.
Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o.
Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call).
Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12
missed calls from Mummy.
Mummies, our wahala too much.. but i think we are
more caring ni.
testimony! there was this singlemom i met on S&m.so i invited her to my house she was sitting adjacent to me while whipping and telling me her stories,i was torn apart..something shelee as i stood up to console her na she reach my trousers holding my kini into her mouth singing calabr song
ReplyDeletelemme go recall those lyrics
Gud morning all, please my Bv anyone with cake mixer help me please
ReplyDeleteHello people!!!!
ReplyDeleteStella, I am at work o!
Still here thinking about the fight I had with hubby yesterday nite.
ReplyDeleteI just want to have rest of mind and be happy..
Pele dear. Just pray and try to mend things with him. Don't worry you'll be fine, you'll have your peace of mind and happiness.
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RIP ANNA may the good Lord comfort you and family Stella. Love you much muchπππ
May her soul rest in peace..May you Stella and us all live to ripe age,see our children and children children's.
ReplyDeleteRIP Oma. hmmn,am in a new unit at work,and some of my Senior Colleagues just keep hen-pecking me,they won't even cut me some slack at being a newbie,na so so warning upon warning so tay me sef don grow thick skin to all dem rants. Definitely will keep trying my best,but if it's not good enough,na their problem be that o,not mine.
ReplyDeleteYour son's response Stella.... is a very realistic and brace one for his age.
ReplyDeleteI'm in bed . Planning the day.
Lovely weekend to ya'all.
And be thankful for the little things
Lovely weekend Sabo. You missed you boo's(Ealy) post d other day
DeleteBREAKING NEWS
ReplyDeleteMilitary coup has removed Buhari as comander in chief of the armed forces.
Tension everywhere in the country. Front page (Vanguard Newspaper January 27th 1984).
Just love reading Nigeria old newspaper.
If u vex I dey my house come and beat me..lol
Happy Saturday to my lovelies..
Asides Blindspot, what other series can one watch?
ReplyDeleteGame of Thrones is still months away.
Need to occupy myself.
And no, I will not watch Lucifer
Na so e dey take start.
Heard 24 Legacy is out?
May watch because of Corey Hawkins.
Dude is fine for daysππ
Can't get enough of him in Straight Outta Compton.
Movie lovers, have you seen Edge of Seventeen?
Hailey Steinfield is a case and a very good actress.
You won't regret it.
Be right back.
Stella take heart. May OMA's soul rest in peace. May God bless your family.
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