Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Saturday In House Gists -Most Hilarious Moment

Saturday, February 18, 2017

Saturday In House Gists -Most Hilarious Moment

Saturday is a great time to Make someone laugh.......Wanna try?

Between today and tomorrow,one winner will emerge to win the cash price,I have not decided on any amount yet....Until then.

Winning entry has to be Original.

113 comments:

Istanbul18 February 2017 at 14:00
Don't know what to tell but I know I need the money.
ReplyDelete
Replies
Beloved #CHIVIDO 202018 February 2017 at 14:05
You know how we roll right ?
Bring it on !
ReplyDelete
Replies
SUGAR.18 February 2017 at 14:08
I really need to laugh.

Elastic where are you? I pray you win.
ReplyDelete
Replies
Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady18 February 2017 at 14:10
Kikikiki
ReplyDelete
Replies
IsaacBABA ✌��18 February 2017 at 14:18
So of recent something funny happened in the place I presently reside in...some mischevious boys tried to scare everyone one night due to the fact that robbery has been rampant around here...so from outside they started with knockouts and immediately everyone ran inside and started locking thief doors and hiding valuables and shivering....the gateman was in on the plan so they were making it seem like they were holding him hostage and a gun was on his head so he was shouting and begging for people to come ND help him ooo since the doors were all locked,you need to see people shaking ND scared he was just saying abeg ooo make Una nor allow me die ooo then with all seriousness he screamed please don't kill me i am my sons only father..he kept on shouting it not knowing he had fucked up the stuff they rehearsed so the two boys that were in on the prank both burst out with laughter and started cursing him that was when we knew it was all a joke and was relieved,some people were seriously pissed and angry saying what sort of a joke is this,we the ones who saw the humour in the gbagaun was just laughing AM MY SONS ONLY FATHER lolzzz

Same gateman that his son called him from the village that his wife has given birth to three twins and he started crying that he wants to die that hw can him alone cater for 6 new kids not knowing his son meant triplets hence the three twins lol....it took the landlord to call his people back home to clear the confusion and a promise of increment in rent before he stopped crying

#original
ReplyDelete
Replies
Unknown18 February 2017 at 14:20
Let me give this a try today.
So I had one hilarious/embarrassing moment late last year.

It was on a Friday and I was in the sitting watching tv.
Fridays are for night vigils in my church so my mum and my little sisters had already prepared
I thought my mum won't even ask me to get ready for vigil, but as they were leaving she just turned around and said, madam make I no find you for church
Chai, I was so down, but the bible says honour your parents so I went inside my room to prepare

And then sleep from no where started disturbing me
When I got to church, my eyes were heavy and red all I wanted to do was sleep.
The vigil began proper and I couldn't hold myself any longer I just went to the back and there was this bedbug chair vacant
OK time to sleep I said to myself.

I was sleeping not knowing that the pastor had started prophesying
And suddenly he came to my side and stood in front of me
MY eyes were open at that time, but mehn no be me dey there

He said young lady I see evil around you
I screamed and said, Amen!
He repeated it and said, I said I see evil and evil around you, I shouted amen and said I receive it!

Lord God!
My mum just came to where I was seated and emptied one pure water on my face and I just said mummy why na? That was when I got myself oh.
The pastor looked at me again and said I see evil around you and I shouted I reject it in Jesus name!
The whole church was cracking up

See me fine babe just fall my hand for church
When I realized what had happened eh I just couldn't wait for the service to be over let me rush out in shame.
ReplyDelete
Replies
missylynn18 February 2017 at 14:22
I remember one day in school,I was gisting with my friend in my room.all a sudden we heard people shouting thief oooo,guess what the thief had to climb inside the ceiling,immediately my friend run enter kitchen drop her two phones in my bucket of rice,as I look her I carry my own drop inside dustbin and we had to run inside the toilet,we just dey hear footsteps inside ceiling,i was like what if the thief just fall inside our room..wetin we go do.that was the most scary day of my life because I had a lot of bad thoughts on my mind.since then oo before you come of your room you will look well oo.
#original.
ReplyDelete
Replies
CUPID18 February 2017 at 14:24
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDelete
Replies
Unknown18 February 2017 at 14:27
Lemme tell mine

So on one beautiful evening like that last week, i decided to go to the fuel station to buy fuel to watch BB naija Saturday party ooh

I dressed up in leggings and a shirt, packed my hair and put on light make-up. I had already locked the door to leave when i remembered i forgot my phone inside. I had to go back in to grab the phone then came out and just wore my fancy slippers... forgetting that i left the two different types at the front door. I didn't look down to check the one i wore before i rushed out and that was my doom that day

I left the house, was busy strolling and swaying my hips lol and till i entered the keke that took me there, people i met on the way were all looking at me funny. Some were laughing, others were smiling and in my mind... naa me dem dey admire o choi
It was that moment when i finally stepped down from the keke in front of the fuel station that my eyes went down to my feet and I saw i was actually wearing two different types of slippers! Chai shame wanted to finish me ehn

I contemplated not buying the fuel again and entering another keke back home but then i asked myself why I would waste my transport just like that. I told myself whatever mehn and entered the station like that, people were looking and laughing but i didn't curr o jare lol.
But that was the day i knew i had wicked neighbors shaa

Make una laugh o hehehe
ReplyDelete
Replies
SARA18 February 2017 at 14:31
Waiting to read comments.
ReplyDelete
Replies
KIDJO aka S.B.V (Sexiest Blog Visitor ) 👸👄💜18 February 2017 at 14:32
Oya o...wa wa wa all the tales of midnight gisters, make i go boil meat to chop as I dey read gist.💃💃💃
ReplyDelete
Replies
abril18 February 2017 at 14:37
Enugu cold is something else.
Let the gist roll....
ReplyDelete
Replies
Cutiebee18 February 2017 at 14:43
This happened during one of my visits to the salon. I was making my hair and watching Telemundo.
A young man dropped off his girlfriend at the salon. But before leaving, he asked her to choose the type of hair that she wants to make and paid for it, he also promised to come pick her up later. The girl was still wearing her former weaves so the stylist had to loosen them and wash her hair before making another one.
This girl's hair had been washed, the stylist was about combing it when her boyfriend rushed inside saying he just lost his phone a few minutes back. Looking closely at his babe's head, he screamed "what have you done to my baby's hair?" What in God's name is this? I need an explanation"
The stylist and all that were present were surprised, the stylist tried explaining to him that she only loosened her weaves and had just finished washing her natural hair. This man asked his babe "baby, is this your real hair? She answered "yes". The man just warned her that she should never call or visit him ever again, he said she had been deceiving him all these months with fake hair while her natural is like armpit hair and her hairline had reached the middle of the head and that he likes his woman to have a head full of hair.. He walked out angrily. We laughed so hard.
My people, if you see this girl's real hair, you will open your mouth and forget to close it.

Original
ReplyDelete
Replies
KIDJO aka S.B.V (Sexiest Blog Visitor ) 👸👄💜18 February 2017 at 14:45
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDelete
Replies
Elannjel18 February 2017 at 14:56
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
ReplyDelete
Replies
excited courtesy18 February 2017 at 14:58
Time to read funny gist
ReplyDelete
Replies
miss Aboki the great18 February 2017 at 15:01
There is this place they fix nails opposite my achool. The guys are very good so all manner of girls come there to get their nails done. On this fateful day, i accompanied my friend there to fix her nails. This particular babe kept telling everyone who cared to listen how she is a big girl, how her boyfriend is the commisioner's son and how he spoils her silly.Me i was checking her out trying to see any expensive item on her but even me in my okrika levels make brain pass her. As she was telling her story, a lady appeared from nowhere and yanked the wig she was wearing off her head, asking her if it was a crime to borrow her the wig to wear for a party two weeks earlier and asking her why she refused returning the wig or answering hr calls. She sha finished ranting and left, everywhere became as quiet as a grave yard. My friend burst into an evil laugh and everyone joined her. we didnt even know when our story teller stopped a bike and ran away.
#original
ReplyDelete
Replies
simache18 February 2017 at 15:05
this happened last year in scho...my friends and I was smoking weed in my room one Saturday afternoon. we had this girl in my hostel who used to form she was from warri and has seen it all. I know my ruggedness and will just be calm because there's no need of being proud of some bad habits. so this particular day, she met us as usual smoking and she decided to show us her skills. I just dey look. She asked me to wrap for her and I asked her why she doesn't know how to wrap since she claimed to be a pro she answered that she didn't like wrapping and I helped her. hmm... she drew smoke like a complete novice I asked if she was sure she wanted to do it. my guys asked me to leave her alone. she sat and crossed her legs and was feeling fly... bvs, in less than 10 minutes this babe was asking for her left leg! she said I took her left leg! she stood up with one leg up and started crying that I stole her leg. see laugh! weed na Bastard
ReplyDelete
Replies
Unknown18 February 2017 at 15:33
The day I went to charge my phone at a filling station close to my place. An old school man came to charge too and instead of him to just plug his phone and find somewhere to sit. He wanted to form for us and asked " Can I get a piece of space in this chance?" Went laughed that day ehn.
original#
ReplyDelete
Replies
SPOTLIGHT 18 February 2017 at 15:35
I once worked in a secondary school. Then, the school management pays me 12,000 as an ND holder. But there is this man Mr Achuko with 7 children who has been teaching there before I was employed. He was paid just 7,500. As a result he stays in one bedroom with his wife and 7 children. This man never laughed.I worked together with him for 6 years and never saw him smile or laugh. So I had conclude within myself that he must have forgotten how to laugh. He doesn't play. He is always bitter and angry, so much so that he was secretly called mr bitter leave. I had been longing to see his smile for once. Then during the end of this particular third term we had plans to celebrate our students for the successful completion of their WAEC. So we had party,ate and drank and then the head teacher summoned us for group picture and then stressed that everybody should at least smile in order to make the pic nicer.

As soon as I heard that, I changed my position from the front to the backside where the man I had been longing to see him smile/laugh stays.

Then the photograher says get ready... everyone smile...and lo and behold Mr "Bitter leave" was alredy in tears and then I called the attention of the head teacher to inform him that Mr Achuko is crying.

And he responds that I should leave him that those things I'm seeing are tears of joy

But Mr Achuko angrily replied that it's not tears of any joy. That the head teacher is wicked for the embarrassment. That he should have inform him a day before so he can practice his laughter at home!

Hehehe How person want take practice laugh my people? Poverty wicked jare

#Original#
ReplyDelete
Replies
misskay18 February 2017 at 15:59
Lemme join mbok,i need the cash
LITTLE SISTER PALAVA
So there was this fine nigga that i have been eyeing since, he finally asked for my number said he was gonna stroll to my side one day......
I dunno what i ate but i was purging my ass out in the toilet when my kid sis ran in and was shouting, "aunty, aunty, one broda is looking for you at the gate".i told her to ask the broda his name, she ran out, it took her sometime to come back and i was shouting at her for taking time, she now said itz not her fault. That the broda wanted to know what i was doing, na so i freeze reduce voice ask her, "what did you tell him".she said "The truth na"..😣😣😣😣chaii i wanted to faint she just ran outside, i peeped from the window it was the fine nigga 😱😱😱😱😱😱
I heard a small voice saying "Her poo poo use to smell eh, everytime everytime, that is why i am even outside"
I will not say how i survived
The nigga has never forgotten 😆😆
ReplyDelete
Replies
Unknown18 February 2017 at 16:33
So I wore a legging whose colour was my skin colour yesterday evening to super market to get baby food. Immediately I got out of the gate, I saw an elderly woman running towards my direction shouting "chiokike le!".
I thought something had happend abi her 'skon-skon' just start.
I was buried in shame wen she got to me an covered me with her wrapper and dragged me back to my gate and told me in ikwerre " o girl, u forget to wear cloth for down, wetin u dey think?
I shamefully told her to touch it na, that I was wearing legging. Already people around Don laff taya.
I sha went back to the house and wore anada tin. I no fit shout.
ReplyDelete
Replies
Unknown18 February 2017 at 18:02
This happened when i was young. Mum prepared a delicious, tongue bitter , and a aromatical fish stew on a saturday afternoon. The aroma couldn't allow me concentrate on my assignment. I was hoping mum will call 'Laide food is ready', rather i heard 'Laide go to d hair dresser to make ur'. Na so i run go and within 2hrs i was back and met mum gisting with her frnd. So as a sharp Gal, i went to the kitchen, open d put, saw d fish head calling me, then i reached out to fish, i started giving d fish a make over. Atlast mum frnd left and mum reached out to my elder sister and i, hoping to hear, 'Bring ur plate' but heard 'Who ate part of d fish', i started shouting 'Mum it'snt me. My sister also saying hers too. Then mum faced me with her angry face and my mouth saying' Mum i swear, am not d one. Then mum suddenly laughed and instructed me to bring mirror, so dat she could show me d mistake d hair dresser did on her head. Na so i dey Happy day mum forgotten abt d fish. I brought d mirror gave her and she said Laide look at d mirror, only to see piece of fish hanging by d side of my mouth. Before i could say Mum it was d devil. I just heard Jesus calling my name from my left ear.(dirty slap). My big sister laughed and mum started counting her fish. Original.
ReplyDelete
Replies
trolling baby18 February 2017 at 18:25
Lool...
ReplyDelete
Replies
Uche'swife18 February 2017 at 18:26
This is an original story, may not be funny but I hope someone learns from it.
My parents had just separated and I was desperate to bring them back together, so I embarked on a five-hour journey with a friend to meet a pastor. As "deliverance" was going on, before I knew it, the "prayer warriors had formed a circle around me and one of them started hitting my forehead and commanding some marine spirit to leave me. What I didn't know was that the more I resisted falling, the more determined they were to "neutralize my powers". Next thing I knew, they were practically beating me up and even scratching me, all in a bid to "deliver" me. It got so bad that even I started believing I was possessed indeed. Na so me sef follow dem begin shout "marine spirit, leave me alone o, I beg you in the name of Jesus". Still o, the beating continued and as I was getting weak, na dat time something just tell me, "babe, oya receive sense if not na here you go die today!" Na so I just fall for ground, come quiet. Then the "prayer warriors" left me and moved to the next victim. After a while, I started wondering what had become of my friend, so I opened my eyes to check. Mnh, nor be small punishment dem give the girl o. She was made to walk from one end of the church to the other on her knees while carrying a large plastic bowl which was stacked with about ten (10) big Bibles all on her head. The sight was so funny I almost burst into laughter, but when I imagined the consequences if these people caught me laughing, nor be person tell me to just "respect myself". After the "deliverance", we were asked to wait back for a counselling session with the pastor, and that's where the real nightmare happened. When I went in for my own session, I was hoping that the man would "see vision" about my parents reconciling, but for where, the man's "vision" went south o. First he told me to stop sleeping with the man who was sponsoring my education. I immediately told him that my dad was paying my fees, then he asked what my dad did for a living and when I told him (we nor dey hungry at all o), the pastor mentioned that there was a problem with the duplex we lived (lol). Again, I had to correct him that we lived in a bungalow. Na so the man just dey guess upandan and each time, he failed to get it right. Na so him too receive sense, come begin tell me sey en wan deliver me from one snake wen dey my waist wen dey always make me horny(huh? me wen nor dey even remember say man and woman dey fit jam). For some stupid reason, I was still hanging onto the hope that this man would mention my parents'issue and perform some miracle to settle them, but whossai! Finally, this pastor tried to slip his hands into my pants and when I quickly caught his hand, he rebuked me for not letting him use his "holy" hands to deliver me from the snake around my waist. We struggled for a while before one of the prayer warriors walked in to give the man some information. I immediately grabbed the opportunity and left the pastor's office. Alas, it was too late for my friend and I to get a vehicle to go back to school, so we had to spend the night with other worshipers in one of the rooms in the premises. At the break of dawn, we fled back to school. Upon interrogation (as the olopa pikin that I is), my friend confessed to me that the man fingered her and she let him because she felt he was doing the needful (foolish geh!). I fell ill and had to go home to my mum who tended my bruises and nursed me back to health. She wept when I told her my experience and blamed herself for not handling the separation well. I don't know how dad found out (mum must've told him), but it brought him back to his senses when he realized how much danger his actions had put us in, and immediately initiated a reconciliation. I'm just glad everything was resolved.
ReplyDelete
Replies
Anonymous18 February 2017 at 18:58
We were interviewing some candidates for a bank job. The day was slow and boring. Then this very beautiful lady walked in. Great body and well dressed. My full attention was captured. But things went south once she started talking. Her accent was thick but she had this annoying manner of speaking that made you
cringe at the sound of her voice. The final straw was when she was asked where she schooled. She answered IMT. What is the full meaning of IMT she was asked? She said institute of em em em Institution of em em em em IMT imago IMT now.
ReplyDelete
Replies
Barr. Oma18 February 2017 at 20:27
This wasn't funny when it happened on Friday. I came out to express and saw a lot of people waiting for bus going to oshodi, with fear I joined the crowd. Shortly, an empty big bus approached us and I told the pregnant woman beside me not to rush that I will get seat for her when I enter (forming super woman),she said ok and thanked me. As I ran towards the bus with not more ten steps,I just landed on the floor with people jumping me to get to the bus. The pregnant woman helped me up,struggle for bus and asked me to enter before her.Everybody was telling me sorry,some asked if I injured and I was so embarrassed.When we got to the bus stop where the pregnant woman alighted, she just smiled and said my friend bye bye and I smiled back but it was not funny o.
ReplyDelete
Replies
Francdol19 February 2017 at 11:29
This happened to me while in Ss1,I just wanted to start wearing bra since it earned we senior student s respect so I bought bra not checking the cup,handle and tightness, I got to school and started using it,it was a boarding school. One faithful Monday morning, during Yoruba lecture, my Yoruba teacher called me to answer a question, as I stood up to answer my bra handle was hanging out of my school uniform shirt,I didn't know,she said come out ,as I was leaving my seat to get out,the whole bra fell off my breasts, I couldn't cry,but the whole class was laughing. I was embarrasses for a term because it took my classmates and teacher a while term to stop bothering me. Pardon my gbagauns Original
ReplyDelete
Replies
Francdol19 February 2017 at 11:30
This happened to me while in Ss1,I just wanted to start wearing bra since it earned we senior student s respect so I bought bra not checking the cup,handle and tightness, I got to school and started using it,it was a boarding school. One faithful Monday morning, during Yoruba lecture, my Yoruba teacher called me to answer a question, as I stood up to answer my bra handle was hanging out of my school uniform shirt,I didn't know,she said come out ,as I was leaving my seat to get out,the whole bra fell off my breasts, I couldn't cry,but the whole class was laughing. I was embarrasses for a term because it took my classmates and teacher a while term to stop bothering me. Pardon my gbagauns Original
ReplyDelete
Replies
Francdol19 February 2017 at 11:31
This happened to me while in Ss1,I just wanted to start wearing bra since it earned we senior student s respect so I bought bra not checking the cup,handle and tightness, I got to school and started using it,it was a boarding school. One faithful Monday morning, during Yoruba lecture, my Yoruba teacher called me to answer a question, as I stood up to answer my bra handle was hanging out of my school uniform shirt,I didn't know,she said come out ,as I was leaving my seat to get out,the whole bra fell off my breasts, I couldn't cry,but the whole class was laughing. I was embarrasses for a term because it took my classmates and teacher a while term to stop bothering me. Pardon my gbagauns Original
ReplyDelete
Replies
Candid!19 February 2017 at 20:59
Barr oma, ur story had me laughing out loud. I was just picturing the whole scenario. Superwoman, defender of the pregnant.lmaoooo. when I got to the " my friend bye bye o part", tears almost rolled down my eyes.
Sry I'm laughing, I've got a wacky sense of humor.
ReplyDelete
Replies

Add comment

Disclaimer: Comments And Opinions On Any Part Of This Website Are Opinions Of The Blog Commenters Or Anonymous Persons And They Do Not Represent The Opinion Of StellaDimokoKorkus.com

Pictures and culled stories posted on this site are given credit and if a story is yours but credited to the wrong source,Please contact Stelladimokokorkus.com and corrections will be made..

If you have a complaint or a story,Please Contact StellaDimokoKorkus.com Via

Sdimokokorkus@gmail.com
Mobile Phone +4915210724141

Pages

Advertisement

Saturday, February 18, 2017

Saturday In House Gists -Most Hilarious Moment

113 comments: