“Whenever my wife and I are fighting, she will quickly grab my testicles and start twisting them,” he said.
“She will not leave my two balls until I beg and cry.
“She will not leave my two balls until I beg and cry.
“Last week, she came to my room while I was fast asleep and grabbed my scrotum, saying I will not escape this time.
“I was crying and shouting for help and neighbours rushed in to rescue me, but my wife refused to let go until I struggled to bite her hands and she released them.
“I later fainted and regained consciousness 20 minutes later. My two balls have suffered in the hands of my wicked wife.
“Please, dissolve the marriage because I may not be lucky next time,” he pleaded with the court.
The petitioner said his wife had vowed never to honour court’s proceeding.
“My wife went to my friend’s house and told him that I am sleeping with his wife which is not true.
“She has succeeded in destroying the relationship my friend and I had built over the years.
“Anytime Balikis sees rat, cockroach or wall gecko in the house, she will accuse me of sending them to attack her,” Adedapo said.
The court president, Mr Adegboyega Omilola, ordered the petitioner to produce evidence in order to continue with the case since the respondent refused to honour the court’s invitation.
Omilola adjourned the case till April 4 for judgment.
from dailypost.
*evidence of what?squeezed blokos or what?LMAO
Hahahahaha this had me laughing...but that's wicked and painful gosh I cnt imagine my testicles being squeezed I will just cry and cry...plus d wife is delusional,sending wall gecko to u lol wetin we nor go hear for this country sef
ReplyDeleteSame situation kill my grandpa
DeleteHahahaha.... Satordeh laffs kem airly.
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteHehehehehe
ReplyDeleteOrishirishi
Judge please end the marriage oh before the woman squeezes out his balls one day
As he said he might not be lucky the next time
Marriage and wahala.
.....Afta 20minz.... E thymed imsef. Hahaha, I laffed so had.
ReplyDeleteNo na, evidence of his dead body...mtchewwww
ReplyDeleteHahhahhahhaha the wife wicked no be small, see me laughing here seriously
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
Now,this is weird
ReplyDeleteDon't mind them lol.they should dissolve the marriage very fast.but 75years old man😯 what are they fighting for again
ReplyDeleteDon't mind them lol.they should dissolve the marriage very fast.but 75years old man😯 what are they fighting for again
ReplyDeleteNa wa, the woman wants to kill the man, if you want to kill a man, just grab his scrotum tight, you will hear abeg, abeg oo.
ReplyDeleteChai the woman wicked no be small.
My hubby will hit you so bad that you will never think of grabbing his blokos next time. I think the man is a weak man.
DeleteIgando customary court don hear something
ReplyDeleteI don laugh cry join. Na WA, that woman wicked o
ReplyDeleteThe man should cut the squeezed scrotum and show the court. Very funny couple lol
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaaa! Endtime balls.
ReplyDeleteOnly in Igando😂
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha, people have turned marriage into joke.
ReplyDeleteThe wife is mean.
ReplyDeleteSee marriage. Some are really suffering
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahahah....this got me reeling in laughter, having colleagues give me that "are you okay' look.
ReplyDeleteHaaahaaahaaahaaa!
ReplyDeleteBad woman.
Lolz. Please end the marriage. Asap wicked woman
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ evidence of squeezed blokos.
ReplyDeleteI don't see why this is funny. If the reverse was the case e.g the man squeezing his wife's boobs during argument, would this be funny? oh we ladies would be screaming "domestic abuse!"
ReplyDeleteI wonder how those judges keep a straight face during these proceedings.
ReplyDeleteSmh...if a man is accused of hurting his wife's privates, every one will scream blue murder, now the reverse is the case and we find it funny. The court should dissolve the marriage before she squeeze life out of him.
ReplyDeleteSmh...if a man is accused of hurting his wife's privates, every one will scream blue murder, now the reverse is the case and we find it funny. The court should dissolve the marriage before she squeeze life out of him.
ReplyDeleteNna biko dissolve that marriage sharperly before that April 4th oh, because am even scared for the man
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha this got me rolling on the ground, the woman should not allow the old man die in her hand
ReplyDeleteIgando kwenu haa!
ReplyDeletekikikikikikikikkikiki...Igando Customary Court again. PLease why always Igando.
ReplyDeletei rarely comment buh this matter dey mk me laugh like kilode
ReplyDeleteFunny marriage
ReplyDeleteFunny marriage
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