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Monday, January 09, 2017

Worst Break Up Line..

What is the worst break up line anyone ever used on you?r is it you that used it on someone?
Time for the Couch Session.....









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211 comments:

  1. Beloved #CHIVIDO 20209 January 2017 at 13:01

    Chooooi Stella is that the promised couch


    😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

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    1. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 13:44

      Prophet revealed to me that we should end things. Smh. Craze pipu

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    2. missylynn9 January 2017 at 13:57

      Lolz
      Stella nawa oo for this couch ooo

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    3. Unknown9 January 2017 at 14:13

      You deserve someone better!!!!!!!

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    4. Unknown9 January 2017 at 14:43

      He said to me, we were never in a relationship, we were just having fun. People don't date that way.

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    5. Unknown9 January 2017 at 18:05

      Stella bring back the former couch because I am not understanding this green couch ooo lol

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    6. Odus9 January 2017 at 22:17

      Stella which just d couch be this now. We want change of but no be this kind.

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  2. Doppelgänger9 January 2017 at 13:04

    It's not you its me or
    I think you're better off without me or
    I don't think I am the one for you or
    I don't have enough money to take care of you and it hurts me or
    I am not in the right frame of mind to do this please understand or
    I'm going through some things right now and I don't think we are good together or
    All we do is fight.

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    1. LOLO IDEATO 9 January 2017 at 13:36

      💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 do you pressurize them??

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    2. Unknown9 January 2017 at 13:43

      I called u & a guy picked it meanwhile I was in my hostel sleeping & my fone was off. He also destroy his r/ship wit his bff wen he had problems wit his results by lying he was a cultist so that his people. Won't start calling d guy .He later called & was begging but I could only manage to forgive & not forget.Ex will always remain behind where they belong.

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    3. Doppelgänger9 January 2017 at 13:43

      @Ideato, you have started again I see.
      I don't ever refer or talk to myself on this blog and 1 question mark(?) is enough.

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    4. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 13:49

      He asked me for my friend's number and started asking her out.
      He cheated and that was the "am breaking up with you.

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    5. Push up9 January 2017 at 14:14

      #crying and laughing at the same time, ideoto is a fool ... Hahaha

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    6. Dark Horse9 January 2017 at 14:14

      Ideato the trouble maker

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    7. SWAG LAFRESH 9 January 2017 at 14:15

      Doppel leave Ideato. She is a troublemaker

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    8. Doppelgänger9 January 2017 at 15:14

      @Swag Lafresh, she doesn't know how to respect personal space and I will teach her very soon since she likes trouble.
      Her friends had better warn her because the next time she tries me it won't be funny.

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    9. LOLO IDEATO 9 January 2017 at 17:13

      My dear doppelganger, stop reading unnecessary meanings to statement. I only made an innocent enquiry.

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  3. The General's Wife9 January 2017 at 13:04

    I laughed soo hard the first time I saw this joke😂😂😂😂😂😂

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    1. Sweet Mother9 January 2017 at 13:36

      How you doing darling?

      I'll just burn down the house with the oga and gate man inside.

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    2. souljagal9 January 2017 at 15:06

      2months after my mum death, guy was like....i like you enough but you are just who
      you are, and 6yrs later, called me to introduce him to my mum's friend that could help him in something. Bastard! I KNOW WHO I AM!

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    3. The General's Wife9 January 2017 at 19:48

      M good dear. And trust u are too.

      Oh no! @ SouljaGal***
      He did that At ur lowest? Sorry dear.

      But I'm LMAO @ Bastard! I KNOW WHO I AM!
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  4. Duchess9 January 2017 at 13:05

    Choi all I see is that couch,which kain couch b dis!!!!;

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    1. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 14:03

      It's OK cheers, but I think it's better u move ahead with your studies and all, time and chance has really separated us. It's well with you. Thanks.

      This is the line my ex used for me, it was epic

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  5. code0099 January 2017 at 13:05

    Sorry you are not a graduate, we are not compatible

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    1. code0099 January 2017 at 13:50

      If u know u r not ready to do, just let me be. Don't call me again.

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  6. Akorede Olushola9 January 2017 at 13:05

    Stella this your couch na Ebano.

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    1. Push up9 January 2017 at 14:17

      I never break up with anyone, I just back slide out of the relationship like I was never in it, I stop taking your calls etc it's like we never happened and no one breaks up with me cus I was never dating just you, if I notice any useless moves I shift all my attention to the next guy.

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    2. OLORI9 January 2017 at 14:19

      Stella this couch is worse ooo😂😂😂😂😂😂

      Mine was....I am not good for you, you need someone better than me

      I'm not in my right mind now

      Things can't work between us anymore

      Fuck guys mehn!!!!!!!!!!!

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    3. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 14:34

      Linda eze learn to mind ur business. Since ur husband left u for a classy lady, u became so bitter that you even have to transfer ur aggression to people. Yaba left is looking for u since u left there pls go back and receive ur treatment.

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    4. She-who-must-not-be-named9 January 2017 at 18:04

      Who's this anonymous troll? Better get a JOB fast, it's "17.

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    5. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 22:23

      After my stupid ex said their family prophet said if he marries me, I'll kill him...he came back and wanted to resume relationship. I told him it's like he's ready to die. Mumu.

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  7. Bee10(mummytwins)9 January 2017 at 13:05

    We are not fit for each other you know ehen! Mtcheewww

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    1. Unknown9 January 2017 at 16:00

      Funny enough i dont have break up lines, the r/ship just ends like that. It sadens me😢😢

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  8. STARRY LARRY9 January 2017 at 13:06

    Stella, you wicked no be small, I reject that couch.

    I will just tell the guy I'm tired, mind you, nobody has ever broken up with me, I will just leave the relationship and said I'm not interested again




    *Larry was here*

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  9. Beebee🐝🐝9 January 2017 at 13:06

    I don't know o, have never been heartbroken before

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  10. Ada Nwanbueze9 January 2017 at 13:07

    There is no brakeup line we just went our separate ways.

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    1. LOLO IDEATO 9 January 2017 at 13:37

      Breakup**

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    2. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 14:01

      Are u an idiot. Ur job now na to dey correct ppl shei....no go borrow sense. Joblessness na disease. Mchew @ lolo ideato

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    3. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 14:16

      Anonymous 14:01...no she's not an idiot! This is the problem with our people, you make mistake & you're corrected...it turns into war. Them leave your to bask in your stupidity, it turns to them being bad friends. Let her take the correction & improve...what bloody nonsense is "brakeup"? Tomorrow now na dem go form pass

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    4. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 15:00

      Anon 14:01 no mind d idiot..oversabi

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  11. Yori Yori Princess9 January 2017 at 13:08

    Stella the worst break up is the cushion abi Na couch you gave us

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  12. Lucile coconut oil,carrot oil and black soap Abuja 070596053209 January 2017 at 13:10

    I didn't have any

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    1. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 14:07

      My ex once told me...

      I travelled and gave instructions that no one should pick my call..

      Shuu..... I was surprised, do people travel within Nigeria and give instructions not to pick calls, why didn't he switch off the fone. It was the same number I call sometimes and it would say line busy meaning that the other person is on call.

      I put on my running shoe.

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  13. Agba Uzoma9 January 2017 at 13:11

    I asked him who am I to you and then he said eh eh are you not my girl. I asked him the second question what are we doing and then he said we are still trying to know each other.lol shit happens I have gotten over it but it made me to realise that nobody owes you any explanation in this life,the sooner you get that the better for you.

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    1. Unknown9 January 2017 at 14:15

      Lmao@who am I to you.
      That question is some how.

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    2. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 14:18

      Forgive my cluelessness but what's wrong with that answer "we're still getting to know each other"? You wanted him to tell you you're his spirit wife?

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  14. Unknown9 January 2017 at 13:11

    Change of sim card.

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    1. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 14:19

      Are you a runs girl? That's the surest & easiest way to get away from y'all

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  15. Great Pretender9 January 2017 at 13:11

    Stella pls just bring the other couch like that. I've learnt my lesson. pls. this is like jumping from fry pan to fire.

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  16. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 13:12

    Mine was"I have fallen out of love with you and if you are the first lady of the whole world,i wouldn't want to have anything to do with you ".I was shattered and this was a four years relationship o

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    1. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 13:51

      Madam Naomi I know u are the one

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    2. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 14:15

      See this one. Who be Naomi?

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  17. anonymous gangster9 January 2017 at 13:12

    Got her new boo to pick her call and announce it. Later discovered new boo was actually there before me! I was used as soft landing for lover's quarrel! He later drove by to return most of my valuable gifts. I got back by shagging 2 of her sisters who had been eyeing me, 2 friends of hers & a kid sister of the boo. I tried to get him sacked, petty I know, common sense prevailed and I let them all be. She married him sha, so I guess alls well that ends well!

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    1. Pipi Lee9 January 2017 at 13:35

      Kai!!!
      You need Jesus!

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    2. Unknown9 January 2017 at 13:46

      It doesn't change d fact dt u r a ex meaning expired.Ntoor

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    3. Eagle9 January 2017 at 13:54

      Did u feel better after ur revenge?

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    4. Henny9 January 2017 at 15:47

      End Time Gangster

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    5. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 19:45

      Gangster, chop knuckle! U must be my long lost twin!

      Delete
  18. beeolah9 January 2017 at 13:13

    Let me read comments



    *grabs cucumber*

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  19. LOLO IDEATO 9 January 2017 at 13:13

    Hahahahhahahhahahaha.... I just stop picking up calls.

    Not sure I've ever had a break up line

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    1. Mind your grammar9 January 2017 at 14:55

      Stopped* or will just stop*

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    2. Stelz9 January 2017 at 15:06

      Hahahaha! Grammarian Ideato! Wetin come happen?
      Hehehe

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    3. LOLO IDEATO 9 January 2017 at 15:22

      @mind are u okay?

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    4. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 17:54

      Do u know how many people u corrected up there? one would have thought ure a perfect grammarian.. now table ha turned and u wanna refuse correction.. ure foolishness beats my imagination.. shame leave u catch me.. Oponu

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    5. Anonymous10 January 2017 at 08:23

      All of you laughing at Ideato don't know the meaning if the term "present continuous tense" abi? Na wa.

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  20. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 13:14

    Haaa, nooo not the gate line but a guy broke up with me cos he was in school for predegree program and I was at home helping my mum with sales... the Irony, we gained admission same year, similar courses, I graduated with first class and he with 2-2 (no pun intended), I have a very good job that pays very well and is inline with my course of study, He works at the airport and his salary at best a fifth of mine. Just had to add

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  21. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 13:15

    *My pastor said you are not my wife'

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    1. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 13:47

      Pastor said...sometimes after engagement or close to traditional sites. N.a. wa. Dem no pray before proposing?

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  22. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 13:15

    Honestly Stella, you should be a stand up comic!! See the old worn out couch!! Hahahahahaha

    This couch is for all those complaining that she should change the one she normally uses. So she's giving y'all what you requested!! Hahahahahaha

    Stella, your sense of humour is epic!

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  23. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 13:15

    do u want us to breakup,after d long sermon ,I want us to breakup @miss hottie

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  24. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 13:16

    Giving him head. He was excited much with one hand behind the door knob the other on my head. Took a small break to get Cd. That walk from the bathroom to the room was the last he saw me. I left him a note saying babe I can't anymore. How dare you f**k my friend and still pretend we cool. We re done!! He desperately wanted a release and I left him wanting.

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    1. Better pikin, fine geh9 January 2017 at 13:33

      Damn! U are bad ass jor lol just like the movies

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    2. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 14:00

      Pls come and punish me also.... i'm a very bad person, i need ur kind of rehabilitation.

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    3. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 14:24

      Anonymous 13:16...so you have his dick stench & pre-cum in your mouth with pubic hair stuck in your teeth & you're looking for who to dump it on?

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    4. Cookie9 January 2017 at 14:27

      Loooool..... Atheist!!!

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    5. Becky naka (Beautiful home concept....your sure plug for industrial cleaning)9 January 2017 at 14:39

      Lol @ atheist.

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  25. Ammie9 January 2017 at 13:16

    Which kind rubbish couch be this?
    I don't even remember any break up line
    They just start acting up and eventually we'll part ways

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    1. Unknown9 January 2017 at 13:57

      U r a catholic & where u come 4rm,una dey tear eye & when u start intern & working,be giving ur salary.haha.umunwoke di oooo

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    2. Ammie9 January 2017 at 16:26

      This comment has been removed by the author.

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  26. Chy 🌹9 January 2017 at 13:17

    Stella,#BringBackOurCouch
    This one is dilapidated.

    Worst break up line was
    "You are too overambitious for my liking and u would never respect me if u have money more than I do"
    I had to let the "fuckboy" go...Now I am balling and the lady he left me to marry is now a puff puff seller in the market.
    To think my boo is an Engineer and I almost settled for a painter where I dey do "e go better"

    Ladies,never settle for less.. If he wants to go,let him go...Someone better will find u.

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    1. Pipi Lee9 January 2017 at 13:29

      Destiny Killers!!!

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    2. LOLO IDEATO 9 January 2017 at 13:42

      You dated a painter and am sure an illiterate.

      Thank God he left you... Thank God you now have sense

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    3. Jasmine9 January 2017 at 14:20

      Wow!!! Really?

      I'm not settling for less abeg

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    4. Cookie9 January 2017 at 14:27

      Hey boo... 😘😘😘😘😘

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    5. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 15:38

      @ Ideato... Its I'm

      Iti mpataka

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    6. The General's Wife9 January 2017 at 16:27

      LMAO

      This cracked me up😂
      U didn't even say "Snack vendor"😂😂😂😂
      LMAO @ puff-puff seller

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  27. bay lami9 January 2017 at 13:17

    Kai.... That my 2nd bf.. It took almost two years to recover. I just woke up to pictures of he and his new girl on fb. I thought it was his course mate as i was still a unihome student that time. But mba, after calling and asking him who she was he said shes his girlfriend.. Then i asked about us he said we were just friends.. Naso i enter friendzone o..he didnt even respect me enough to breakup with me... Thank God for my friend ada.. I love u bestie.

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  28. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 13:17

    I just walk away. They all dont deserve an explanation. I don't have time for drama.

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  29. Unknown9 January 2017 at 13:18

    Mine was "pls stop calling before u.damage my phone"...choi!!!!! I was dazed. Is it because of this small quarrel? Today I am happily married with beautiful kids while he is still doing fine boy on the streets of abj. Good riddance sha.

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    1. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 14:26

      Because you're married with a litter of kids doesn't make you better than him

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    2. African Barbie9 January 2017 at 15:36

      Litter of kids? Anon 14:26 you're sick in the head

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    3. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 15:50

      Yes! It actually does! Hate is all over you!

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  30. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 13:19

    This always works for me...I've given my life to Christ, and I want to start afresh with God..

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    1. Jasmine9 January 2017 at 14:22

      Ha

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    2. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 15:00

      I have used that line before but the babe refused to let go oo

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    3. The General's Wife9 January 2017 at 16:29

      😂
      And this works all the time cos I have heard stories.

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    4. Imported Suzzy Lalaagbon10 January 2017 at 05:05

      Kai! God have mercy..
      This is so my line...
      'I just want to be more spirit filled and move closer to God'

      Delete
  31. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 13:19

    This always works for me...I've given my life to Christ, and I want to start afresh with God..

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  32. anon9 January 2017 at 13:20

    I'm sorry you were just a rebound

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    1. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 14:25

      Holy Molly!Can someone actually say that to anyone?Mehnnn!!!This is wicked

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    2. Nessa🍸9 January 2017 at 22:48

      wow * mouth wide open*

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  33. Rocky 9 January 2017 at 13:20

    Will be back to read comments..

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  34. Sultan Herbal Center (Herbal Cure For Fibroids And Infections). 080326481929 January 2017 at 13:21

    It's not you, it's me lol

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  35. KIDJO aka S.B.V (Sexiest Blog Visitor ) 👸👄💜9 January 2017 at 13:21

    Ok..I've forgotten jor.Can't remember because I've learnt how to format my mind as
    soon as I'm done with a relationship ☺☺☺

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    1. The General's Wife9 January 2017 at 13:29

      Lol @ format my mind

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    2. LOLO IDEATO 9 January 2017 at 13:43

      Kidjo in this case we are twins... My colleague even asked me if u was a man in my former world

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    3. LOLO IDEATO 9 January 2017 at 13:43

      I*

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    4. KIDJO aka S.B.V (Sexiest Blog Visitor ) 👸👄💜9 January 2017 at 17:36

      Yes o..too many fish in the river for me to be crying over one loser. I just delete his name from my memory and move on or enjoy my singlehood.

      Delete
  36. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 13:22

    #bringbackourcouch

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  37. ****Bbjac****9 January 2017 at 13:22

    Let the comments roll

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  38. Teddy9 January 2017 at 13:22

    One of my ex said HE DIED for 3 days...

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  39. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 13:23

    Stella, pls we can manage the former couch, we'd just need to kill the bedbugs, this one can break spine.

    Worst breakup line: Its not you, its me... I need to settle my demons.

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    1. Pipi Lee9 January 2017 at 13:31

      Kai!!!!
      That's so me!!

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    2. LOLO IDEATO 9 January 2017 at 13:44

      Hahahahhahahhah. Sure u dated linda eze

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    3. The General's Wife9 January 2017 at 16:30

      😂😂😂😂

      This is bad-ass!
      Hahahhahaha

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    4. KIDJO aka S.B.V (Sexiest Blog Visitor ) 👸👄💜9 January 2017 at 17:39

      I've used that line on a guy but the guy join me dey do fasting and prayers to settle non existing demons o..had to change my location and number.

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  40. Sultan Herbal Center (Herbal Cure For Fibroids And Infections). 080326481929 January 2017 at 13:23

    You are too good for me..

    Add us for all your EXPRESS ERRANDSS in Lagos, from Lagos anywhere in Nigeria and around the world.

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  41. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 13:23

    It's not u, it's me.

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  42. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 13:24

    Lol, this happened few years ago. I took her shopping, got her a lot of things, we got back home she requested for unprotected sex I refused cause she was very excited, I wore my Rain boot and after it, I told her the reasons for ending the relationship she thought I was kidding till I asked her to dress up and leave, she left and watched me Lock up the gate behind her and started crying, she pleaded to change and all but I was so done with her...

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    1. LOLO IDEATO 9 January 2017 at 13:45

      Bastard!!!

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    2. KIDJO aka S.B.V (Sexiest Blog Visitor ) 👸👄💜9 January 2017 at 17:40

      Give me your address, I will make you fall inlove and break your yeye heart.

      Delete
    3. Nessa🍸9 January 2017 at 22:51

      wicked

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    4. Unknown10 January 2017 at 06:12

      Heartless.
      Just pray make dt demon no affect ur loved one.
      Nanzenz! Shiorrrr!
      *rolls eyes and hisssssssss*

      Delete
  43. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 13:26

    SILENCE!!!

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  44. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 13:26

    U KNOW WHAT? IF I TELL YOU I AM STILL INTERESETED IN THIS RELATIONSHIP AFTER TWO YEARS I WOULD BE LIEING TO U. I DONOT WANT TO WASTE YOUR TIME.

    GBAM. MY HEAD SPINNED

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  45. Manna Bee9 January 2017 at 13:28

    *Spreads mat on the floor*

    😂😂😂😂😂

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    1. Nessa🍸9 January 2017 at 22:53

      abeg shift for me, i carry boli and groundnut come

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  46. Unknown9 January 2017 at 13:29

    Wat kinda couch is dis one nau? Chei stella abeg pity us n bring a Yankee couch jor,even dou some of us neva reach obodoyonder,we go try reach der via ur couch so bring one nice one come o

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  47. OmoBee9 January 2017 at 13:35

    Can we have the former couch back please? This is an eyesore.

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  48. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 13:37

    I was a side chick and I knew it( but love and loneliness is not good sha o) I knew we weren't heading anywhere cos he refused to break up with his main chick, I just saw his picture on SM where he knelt down to propose to her, the bastard didn't even have the decency to call me. Oh well it was a case of good riddance to bad rubbish. Hehehehe. Choi guys can be mean sha.

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  49. Better pikin, fine geh9 January 2017 at 13:38

    U are too good for me....i don't deserve u you deserve someone better "its nt u its me ok?

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  50. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 13:38

    I have a calling to be a Pastor.

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  51. Eka Joy9 January 2017 at 13:39

    I dunno why I'm blank. Maybe mostly cos we just go our separate ways but the one wey break up with me wey really pain me gan was eons ago. I'd have to still be into him to remember the break up line.

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  52. Morayo9 January 2017 at 13:40

    U hve over-stayed your welcome

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  53. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 13:40

    'Pray that God will open ur eyes cos I may not be ur right man' painful but had 2 let go,2months later I met a better guy n we've been married 4 9months now with baby on the way.

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  54. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 13:46

    Enter your comment...mine is UR YOUNGER SIS IS PRETTIER DAN U,CAN I HAVE HA NO

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  55. Savvy Hilton9 January 2017 at 13:49

    I've given my life to christ...Lol

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  56. STARRY LARRY9 January 2017 at 13:50

    *say, thanks @Ideato




    *Larry was here*

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  57. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 13:51

    Mine was... 'Its not my fault that i'm a fine boy and this other lady has won my heart, I can not date a lonely, fat, plumpy girl.'. Thank God for that break-up, i'm in a much better, rich, loving and happier place. Infact, there is no comparison between 'that night' and 'this day'.

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  58. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 13:57

    If anything happens and we don't get married,forgive me.

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  59. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 13:58

    I also like a girl that has a job as per working class and you are not.

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  60. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 14:00

    I have three prophets praying for me in Benin,Kano and Abuja.It depends on the outcome of their prayer is.

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  61. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 14:00

    Its not you,its me.

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  62. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 14:03

    My then neighbour told my hair stylist she isn't a graduate so they cant continue the relationship!! Now she's in 300level studying English and Linguistics.

    Mine was my ex, I refused s3x and he said I am starving him and then he said I have water spirit. Now I am married he won't allow me rest.

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  63. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 14:09

    I met this dude when I was serving and we got on like wildfire. Word later got to me that he had a serious girlfriend abroad and when I confronted him, he said they were once an item but are no more dating and besides,'What does he need silver for when, he's got gold'? Foolish me thought I was the Gold and the other babe was silver..... my eyes cleared when I saw their wedding pix on line 2 months after I left that city after my service......
    I got some satisfaction years later when I saw a news article about his arrest by EFCC over his involvement in some shady bank deals. God punish you!

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  64. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 14:12

    He sent me a msg,U r way too old for me to take to my mum(at 34) lol..After 1yr.

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  65. Great lady9 January 2017 at 14:16

    You are a very nice person and J dont think I deserve you.You deserve a more better person.

    This couch is worse than recession couch oooo

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  66. Yori Yori Princess9 January 2017 at 14:17

    Hahahaha Lolo ideato dey kolo oo

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  67. Temmy9 January 2017 at 14:18

    He sed "can we just be friends"

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  68. Unknown9 January 2017 at 14:29

    I hate break ups/when una too dey gbensh, why wont there be break ups up and down. I raise beyonce hands for those ladies who had and are still gbenshing my future husband.

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  69. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 14:30

    Stella bring back the other couch.I won't complain again!

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  70. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 14:31

    mine was.. see enh i have a project i am about to start that will take ten (10) years of my life, i dont want to keep u waiting. u deserve better. choi!

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  71. Cookie9 January 2017 at 14:35

    Break up line??? Thinking 😕😕😕😕....Nah, I don't think so

    I won't even give you a chance to break up sef, like once I notice a constant character that I can't live with, I'll quickly format my brain and friendzone you so fast, you won't even remember we were once a couple.... Next thing, I'll start gisting you about my mall visits with my other 'friends',you'll still be wondering what's going on!! I'll still keep you as a friend oooo, calling you an EX means you once meant something to me, ain't nobody got time for that!! 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

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  72. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 14:47

    I loved a rapper who sang a break up song and he told me to listen to the words of the song, '....I'm not loving you, the way I wanted to...where I want to go, I don't need you'. Dude was low-key dating my classmate who we used to laugh at together. Babe broke his heart silly - I was over joyed.

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  73. Mc pinky(Award winner of BV WITH THE MOST Gbagaun of the year 2021)9 January 2017 at 14:49

    Lets fast and pray for 2weeks yo hear Gods voice about us




    Mc pinky

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  74. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 14:49

    I feel I'm going to hurt you because I'm not good enough for you

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    1. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 22:34

      I can so relate to this. He said it twice in the beginning of the fship. It hurt so bad I cried inside. But I pulled myself together and friend zoned him, only for him to come back complaining that I don't give talk to him anymore. Omo I was confused had to ask if I was missing something. So told him I can't deal with it, have to move on. He refused to let me go.3x I tried to break it off cuz he obviously had a girl in his life. The guy no gree so i decided to friendzone him in my mind and prolly do hookups if the need arises.

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  75. crouchingTigress9 January 2017 at 15:21

    Silence......worse of them all.

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  76. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 15:45

    I got another chick pregnant & we are getting married

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  77. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 16:04

    mine was 'for now, for now, lets stay apart' and i was secretly hoping he will come back till now. almost one year, he immediately stopped picking calls.

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  78. Omote9 January 2017 at 16:35

    You are not good for me, I've found someone else.

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  79. Anchor9 January 2017 at 16:59

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  80. duchess9 January 2017 at 17:44

    Mine was... i jst reconciled wit my ex gf i need u to lay low for awhile let me sort tins out wit her

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  81. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 18:32

    Mine was....You are like a sister to me

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  82. IYAWO muda9 January 2017 at 19:25

    "My pastor does not want me to marry a non church staff... So either we split, or i resign for my job or we wait till infinity until he approves" ....these are in his words... now i look at pastor's boy or mama's boy with side eyes

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  83. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 19:35

    After hot sex in d morning,my ex hubby said he need his space after 10yrs of courtship,3years of married together

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  84. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 20:50

    ... He said we are not compatible because I gave him tips on how to dress better and that I didn't wash his clothes so i'm not a homely enough... lol

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  85. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 20:56

    it's not u, it's me...my standards&expectations are unrealistic but you have a sweet soul and may God grant u your heart desires

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  86. Blossom9 January 2017 at 21:26

    I need to face my life, job and relationship was still thinking the relationship part was me....my friend called few days later that his courtship was announced in the church...Godwin Denedo I don forgive u o

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  87. Unknown9 January 2017 at 22:25

    I need to marry a career woman

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  88. Anonymous9 January 2017 at 23:11

    He told me he got someone else pregnant and had to live up to his responsibilities. Found out later the baby was not his after getting married to her....

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  89. IYAWO muda10 January 2017 at 00:09

    "My pastor does not want me to marry a non church staff" .. thats the breakup line ex used for me. LOL

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  90. Kenshin Himora10 January 2017 at 02:01

    Ermmmm... funny lines

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