WNB -85

'I pronounce you husband and wife' The church cheered, clapped and danced. 

Some friends and relatives came and hugged me, other shook my hands while others patted my back. "Congratulations" "God bless your new home" "Welcome to our club" "Newest couple in town" all echoed.

We marched to our reception venue for the pictures and the reception proper. All along, I was in a daze but a happy one. I looked radiant and so also was my bride; dancing and trying to snap with everybody. She nudged me "why are you boning" I smiled and said nothing cos I knew that after the dancing and merriment, marriage will then start and I was a bit apprehensive; hefty bills to pay, high expectations from people etc.

After the reception, I had to go drop our gifts in a friend's place since the wedding took place outside my place of residence; when I came back to the hotel, my bride had showered and wearing a see through night gown and a glow of fear in her eyes. I was highly anticipating this night because we had a no s3x long distance relationship that spanned over 23 months.

I had previously asked her about her past s3xual relationship but she gave me no concrete answer so I was preparing to come and start thrusting in and out; I quickly took my bath, brushed my teeth and wore my new boxer short and went straight to bed to meet my bride. 

I started kissing her (she likes kissing a lot) fondling her breasts and sucking the daylight out of those twin towers that had fascinated me for so long. I went down and started rubbing her lower region; I went down and used my tongue to suck and lick the c*** while she moaned and screamed 'honey I love you' etc

After several minutes of foreplay and licking and sucking and kissing and touching, I removed my boxers and started rubbing my member; I asked for a BJ and she fearfully obliged; when I tried to insert, the office was locked; very locked. I wanted to force it open but the thing no gree oooo. I was shocked; shebi she don give somebody this thing before?

 She started crying while I probed with my hardened third leg; I was a bit rough trying to pry the something open while the cries increased; I stopped got down from the bed and switched on the light.

There was blood everywhere on the bed; my wife was a virgin and wanted to surprise me with it; I was flabbergasted, a sinner like me with over 21 body count. I took her to the bathroom and washed her up; we had no lubricant nor ointment or even vaseline. I wanted to allow her but she said I must continue " 

I have waited for 29 years, 6 months and 24 days and you want to sleep" I continued but more blood came out so we had to sleep. The next morning, we got some lubricants but blood continued but faintly.

Its a month since we wedded now and na she dey demand for the something. "Honey harder" "honey you are sweet" "honey give me more" its been a blissful union; I don't want kids now but she no gree ooo. I married a godly woman who gave me the best surprise; who prays for me every morning and gives me love pass kilode.

My people and dear Stella, na so I see am ooo. Hope I did not 'waist' your time. Don't try this at home except you have married her.
Shalom.

Yours
Ghost reader.

WOW *faints after captivating story*

*opens one eyes and whispers ''wake me up after una read finish'*