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Sunday, January 29, 2017

Sunday Laughs

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' DON'T LAUGH '' said the patient JUDE
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'' OF COURSE.I WON'T LAUGH ''......the doctor said '' I'M A PROFESSIONAL.IN OVER TWENTY YEARS I'VE NEVER LAUGHED AT A PATIENT ''.


'' O.K THEN '' Jude replied and proceeded to drop his trouser,revealing the tinniest THING the doctor had ever seen...
It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a watch battery...Unable to control himself,the doctor started giggling,then fell laughing to the floor.


Ten minutes later,he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.....'' I'M SO SORRY '' said the doctor '' I REALLY AM.I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME......ON MY HONOUR AS A DOCTOR AND A GENTLEMAN,I PROMISE IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN......NOW WHAT SEE TO BE PROBLEM? ''.


Jude replied '' IT'S SWOLLEN ''.
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54 comments:

  1. Miss Ess29 January 2017 at 09:01

    Hahaha I follow whoever curse Napa too

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    1. miss Aboki the great29 January 2017 at 10:09

      Lmao ooo
      Time north wested at all.
      I attended mass today ooo
      #TeamCatholicForLife
      I have not attended sunday service in another church for the past 10years. That is because the first time I attended a pentecostal church tje pastor used over 45mins of his preaching time condemning the catholic church and twisting the doctrines to fit into his criticism. I had to walk out at some point. Since then i dont go near them At all.

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    2. Anonymous29 January 2017 at 10:38

      mmm paid me 32k yesterday.. Gradually but surely

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    3. Anonymous29 January 2017 at 10:59

      Mogbe moku modaran choi choi miss Aboki remove this comment. 10 yrs ago how old were you to walk out from sermon pastor preached. ..and you call someone aunty agbaya, true true you no young you be dwarf. 10 yrs kai

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    4. Housed-On-Water29 January 2017 at 11:41

      Eh ehn and ordering sisters from jumia lol

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    5. miss Aboki the great29 January 2017 at 11:52

      Anon free me na. If i am old is it your old age? Or dont you want to get old?. No let me face you this sunday afternoon ooo.

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    6. Anonymous29 January 2017 at 14:24

      Please can anyone help me with 8,000 naira to transport and buy some food stuff for school please. Thanks and God bless you all amen franciscafrancisca638@gmail.com

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    7. Tessbaby29 January 2017 at 17:57

      HAhahahahahahaah @ its swollen.



      Anon y d attack? Were u not here wen she said their last born was 23? So wen she take say she b 18?

      Abi Aboki u talk so?



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  2. Unknown29 January 2017 at 09:09

    That tiny weeny is swollen ke? Hian

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    1. miss Aboki the great29 January 2017 at 10:09

      Happy sunday Yomi. Hope you are good?

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    2. hadey halaba29 January 2017 at 10:09

      Oh my God.... Batri size weeny swollen. It must originally be the size of a wristwatch batri then ..

      Chai eh

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    3. Anonymous29 January 2017 at 12:09

      Da fuq is batri? Mumu

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  3. Anonymous29 January 2017 at 09:12

    A pretty lady that would allow me treat her like a queen, stand with her, be a good friend and be honest.
    Is that too much to ask for?
    I need real love and it seems there's none.

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    1. Creamie29 January 2017 at 11:02

      There is real love out there, don't give up

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    2. Anonymous29 January 2017 at 11:31

      Come bby leme show u true love

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    3. Anonymous29 January 2017 at 12:09

      Go and make money first!

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    4. Anonymous29 January 2017 at 14:25

      Please can anyone help me with 8,000 naira to transport and buy some food stuff for school please. Thanks and God bless you all amen franciscafrancisca638@gmail.com

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  4. Henry29 January 2017 at 09:12

    I enjoyed it all, especially the patient

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  5. peace maker29 January 2017 at 09:14

    Lol hilarious

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  6. Becky naka (Beautiful home concept....your sure plug for industrial cleaning)29 January 2017 at 09:17

    Lmao......jude and doc is very funny.

    The mad men joke too.

    I didn't go to church today.

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  7. audrey29 January 2017 at 09:21

    The tiny thing is even swollen sef lolz.... When I was in secondary school I liked the no 4 to 6 best

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  8. Chy 🌹29 January 2017 at 09:25

    I curse u with the spoilt soup in my fridge...Hahahahahahha
    Very soon,people will start cursing with their pubic hairs too...

    Nice laffs,I had fun reading.
    Correct bro must surely Be a broke ass...don't ask me why!!!

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  9. SUGAR.29 January 2017 at 09:26

    NEPA I curse you....

    Hihihihihihi that kain curse.

    Are there any worshippers in the house?. Letz do blog service na since I forgot to look for 20 20 naira change yesterday. I cannot come and go and put a whole 500 naira as offering na.

    I learnt my lesson last week at apostolic church.... How they successful squeezed 2k from me all in the name of offering, I dunno.

    I am done with 'church prostitution'! Enough of having a taste of all. "Lemme start and be going" to my church where you are given an envelope and nobody cares if you give 5 kobo.

    #dropspen.

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  10. Unknown29 January 2017 at 09:30

    Hehehehehe
    Very funny

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  11. Makason29 January 2017 at 09:32

    House service for me today
    Go back home there is no schools today. Lolz.

    Happy sunday Stella

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  12. Patt Eyaba29 January 2017 at 09:33

    Funny

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  13. Madame koinkoin a.k.a 'peace lover"29 January 2017 at 09:36

    Hahahahaha that nepa got me rolling I can so relate , most people don fall victims especially when you cook plenty to keep for freezer.

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  14. IsaacBABA ✌��29 January 2017 at 09:42

    Lolzzz good one

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  15. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)29 January 2017 at 09:47

    Pregnant? No more uploading of pics. Who swollen cheeks and swollen nose epp? Kikiki

    Sec school days...go home no school today. We head to the dorms and out to the gardens for cool gists and review of novels.

    All are sweet biko.
    Ooosheeeeeyyy!

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  16. Unknown29 January 2017 at 09:51

    Hahaaaaahahahaha sooo funny
    Correct bro I heart you jare

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  17. I Hold my side29 January 2017 at 09:54

    Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahagaggagagagaggagagagaggagaggagaggagagaga

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  18. Pretty29 January 2017 at 09:58

    Ok

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  19. Unknown29 January 2017 at 10:04

    I sorry 4 Jude. Lol. North thyme was waisted.

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  20. Anonymous29 January 2017 at 10:07

    Can we all say a prayer for Jude?

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  21. YINXS29 January 2017 at 10:09

    Too long,funny and recycled memes

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  22. Anonymous29 January 2017 at 10:17

    SDK what happened to the gbagaun post now?Or is because most of the gbagauns usually comes from the irritants of this blog & you don't want to get into trouble with them?

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  23. Krix29 January 2017 at 10:26

    My phone just fell down from the table, so I'm checking if the people on my contacts are not injured ..., are you guys okay ? ... ... Please reply , I'm worried.
    Happy Sunday alles!

    Krix signing out via iPhone 7+

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  24. Yori Yori Princess29 January 2017 at 10:29

    Hahahaha looking for change to put 20 Naira and you want God to bless you.

    I follow curse NEPA because my egusi soup spoilt yesterday chai

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  25. Manna Bee29 January 2017 at 11:13

    Why correct bro meme com litter the whole place like this? Mi o rerin joor.😥😥😥

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  26. Jasmine29 January 2017 at 11:14

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Very funny. That change part for offering is so true. I hate it with everything in me

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  27. Unknown29 January 2017 at 11:29

    Lmao at the last joke.

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  28. St.FranKooL....29 January 2017 at 12:41

    #Never argue with a liar. You can't win, because they believe their own lies*

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  29. Annie29 January 2017 at 12:46

    Hahaha... Funny

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  30. Anonymous29 January 2017 at 12:59

    OMG! This is the funniest compilation I have read in recent times..... Tears don full my face

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  31. charitybino29 January 2017 at 13:12

    I liked 3-6 when I was in school. I laugh able correct bro is Bae.

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  32. PL THE GREAT29 January 2017 at 13:23

    Not funny abeg. That correct brother or whatever needs to review his sense of humor. The last pic got be looking like 😨😨. What the hell is SHAKED? It is well with our educational system.

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  33. Single Mom29 January 2017 at 13:33

    I couldn't stop laughing



    Long live SDK

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  34. queen hadassah29 January 2017 at 14:08

    No.6, go back home there's no school today gave me great joy.

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  35. sholetoga29 January 2017 at 14:30

    Stella just add sugar to my sunday......LMAO

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  36. Anonymous29 January 2017 at 15:45

    Hehehe most re funny bt d one"buying kerosene #350 to cook #80 indomie" nd d mmm cracked my ribs most.well done

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  37. dramaQueen29 January 2017 at 16:58

    I laughed a little, theyre okay

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  38. Temmy29 January 2017 at 17:48

    I had a good lafff, kwa kwa kwa

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  39. Anonymous30 January 2017 at 12:50

    Can't stop laffing , Stella u too much.

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  40. Anonymous30 January 2017 at 12:51

    Can't stop laffing , Stella u too much.

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