Service Year Boulevard 59

*Side eyes*

Good day Stellz,

I know you hear this always, but your blog is the koko. You have shown that Nigerian blogs, can be filled with scintillating gist and also be informative. Kudos!

I had already spent about 6 months at home so I couldn't wait for the call up letter to come. It came and I saw Enugu, I was so disappointed, I even started crying. After paying 50k to get Lagos I got Enugu, its not enough that I spent 5 years schooling there...mchew.

Anyways fast forward to camp, enjoyed my 3 weeks there. Took part in lots of activities, had two camp boos. Answered present every night in mammy. Amongst my camp boos, one was an intellectual, had someone to gist with on the same level, the other no wan let me rest, following me up and dan, wee vex if he sees me with another guy, kept dedicating love songs to me in OBS. Pullease dude was too thirsty.

Time for posting I got posted to a village not far from Enugu, got very nice accommodation and was assigned to teach Physics and Maths, I enjoy teaching and so I had no problem with that. My principal was an ass, had to put him in his place. I spent Monday to Thursday at my PPA , after CDS on Thursdays I disappear to Enugu and go to stay with my friend serving at the barracks. This is where the main gist started.

My friend was from the Northern part of Nigeria and a Muslim, naive Southerner like me I assumed wearing a hijab means one is chaste and well behaved.....story for the gods.

 While at the barracks I met one tall, dark, handsome, drink of water and we hit it off. It felt good to have a boo, although it was just NYSC things cos the guy is a Muslim and your babe is a devout Catholic. Back to my friend I stayed with in her room, she was nice and receptive but this babe is a dog mehn.

 Only her was doing CO, 2 other officers, one Nna bros as well as 2 corps members in the barracks. If you hear her insulting runs girls here, you will pity them....as in serious hypocrite. I had to run away from the barracks cos of her drama, it got to a point she wanted me to be lying for her and covering up for her.

 She will tell me let's go to the officer's mess, once we get there she will spend 1hr in a room with the CO, when she returns she will say he was begging her for sex, but she insulted him and left....aunty was insulting him for 1hr? (chai I must really resemble mumu for this babe eye).

I had fun with my NYSC boo, loosened up and actually enjoyed 042 properly. My friend is still gbenshing married men and refused to receive sense. I made tons of friends during the service year, still in contact with so many of them. Hope I didn't bore you guys. Kizzez!!

*Madam you had two camp boos and didnt tell us whether you gbenshed them or not but you counting someone else' own...How are we even sure yours was one NYSC boo? 

UCHEEEEEEEEE;mind ya bizness ...LMAO

No mind me oh..LOL