MONDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

Happy Monday to ALL you Beautiful people 

*sips Cappuccino with side eyes.*

JANET IS FACE OF IHN
Good day Stella. My name is Janet.
I would love to be the face of in house news.
Attached are my photos.
Thank you.

Thank you for being bold enough to send in your photo for face of IHN

JENNIFER JUST READS::LOL
Hi Stella.. My name is Jennifer.. I've been an ardent visitor of your blog since 2013, but I don't comment, I just read and learn from my mentors here.. So I decided to send my picture for face of IHN. I hope I qualify.

Shout out to JHW,(Chief) Queen and boss, TGW, Em Jay,Atheist, Kevin and all the lovely BV's.

Stella, I must confess you're doing a great job, keep it up.
Love you so much.

Thank you Dearie.


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HOW I WAS BULLIED BY AN ELDERLY WOMAN

 Good day Stella, Chinny is my name.

 Though, I hardly comment but I am a fervent visitor of your
beautiful blog. So, yesterday I ran into this elderly woman who looked every inch educated.

 I greeted her madam good morning and she went berserk, accusing me of

being disrespectful and lacking regards for my elders. She
 went further to explain how she was old enough to be my grandmother and lamented how children of nowadays no longer have respect for culture and norms. Her English was quite good and she spoke with audacity.

 I humbly asked her,madam what have I done? She retorted, hw could you greet me madam good morning without adding ma? Are we mates?! She
screamed. In her usual audacious way she said, it is madam good morning ma; mimicking me she said not "madam good morning". 

As graduate wey I dey form say I be, grin spread across my face I was sure I would defeat/convince her. I smirked at her with delight, gloating and trying to
explain to her that the "ma" in this context was the short form of madam. Mid way into my explanation she shushed me with a loud scream and a fierce hand gesture,brandishing her hand across my face and causing me to lose my grip. My vision became blur and my legs started quaking..

 I could barely stand talk more of standing up to her. At this point I knew convincing her was a lost cause. I had to throw in the towel and accept defeat. I stuttered, madam good morning ma; better! She exclaimed, rolled her eyes at
me, let out this long melodious hiss and walked out on me like a proud peacock. Unable to move, I stood agape for a while my arms folded across my chest as I reminisced on how this woman with Earth size ego had bullied me into greeting
 her in a way I didn't feel comfortable with. 

I finally gained consciousness and walked away like a disgraced criminal. Please, Stella and my fellow blog visitors, is "ma" in this context not the short
 form of madam?


Na wah oh..I also thought ''Ma'' is the shortened form of ''Madam''

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TEACHING VACANCY!!!


PLEASANTVILLE PRIMARY SCHOOL
ALONG ROAD SAFETY, ASABA, DELTA STATE.
POSITION: MATHEMATICS TEACHER.
QUALIFICATION: BSC. ED.
ENQUIRIES: 08168600269 OR 07065080076


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ALERT

iCharity is one of the many Ponzi schemes in Nigeria. It is a scheme that dubiously lures investors with mouth-watering promises of earning as much as three hundred thousand naira within a two-week space with an initial investment of as little as six thousand naira. Wow!

Like others, iCharity is not only fraudulent but an investment disaster waiting to happen to any one who ventures into it. With such promises of massive returns on investment, unsuspecting (Nigerian) investors already beaten and battered by lack and the unrelenting terrible impact of economic deprivation (no thanks to government's bad policy choices) are cajoled into dropping their hard earned monies with the hope of benefitting from the untenable, unrealistic and evil promises of financial freedom used as a bait by the promoters of this ignoble scheme.

What is unknown to existing and prospective investors is that the Admins of the scheme fraudulent enlist ghost accounts using fictitious names in a bid to corner their monies to themselves. As such, when you convince others to try out the scheme, rather than get them registered as your downlines, the Admins get them registered under their personal ghost accounts thus enriching themselves at the expense of others. That is fraud. iCharity is fraud.

Talk to someone to talk to someone to not travel this path.

Keep your money. Keep your sanity. Don't venture into iCharity. It is no good.


This person spams me with over 50 messages everyday and does that mostly mid mornings when he thinks I will be too sleepy too notice.I have also mistakenly enabled his adverts a few times.

The reason I am posting this is for you to stop posting your hustle on my comment section,The next time i see one I will repost this with your full names and photos as a warning to people.
NOTE.I was alerted by someone who has transacted with you before after they noticed i enabled comment and scared that someone else might fall victim.


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 I.T PLACEMENT PLEA

Happy new year to you and BVs.

This blog is turning into an addiction walahi, and you just have a way of keeping someone hooked. I hope to send more shoki, meeting point, service tales, drd (delivery room drama, naija labor room de fear me) and wnb. 

Please help a sister out fellow BVs. My Lil cousin has been searching for an IT place since November 2016 to no avail. She is studying business administration, currently residing in PH. I go personally shoki this blogosphere as appreciation. Thanking you in advance.

Shout-out to atheist and souebi. I hail


You didnt include contact details and i long deleted your mail before i noticed

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Saturday /Sunday IHG results COMPILED BY BELOVED

AND DROYALTY
Whoop ... Hello everyone, Hopefully you had an awesome weekend.

So we had a different turn of gist over the weekend aka Embarrassing/hilarious moments. The comments box was LIT. Gist was falling right, left, centre and bottom. ... I was just laughing my ass off ...yet e no gree flat...lol

Incase you missed it from the "oza" room go to the kitchen and catch up...kikikiki

Yes we have a WINNER

So following all protocols Bv Pipi lee came , saw and conquered . ..The ogbanje part nailed it.( without hammer)

Her gist was very original and had a greater number of valid votes.

#TurnupOriginality

One love
Bv Beloved



FROM DROYALTY

Hi everyone!!!
How is this week gonna be?

Before I start, who is that bv that made that meme of bvs for President? Why was my name missing? I'm already a President here, I should have come first on that list, I don't want that kind of mistake to repeat itself ever again.

So last weekend's In House Gists came with Most Embarrassing/Hilarious moment and the comment section was filled with so much laughter. As usual, we were treated to original, moriginal and copied gists, some were well-written and funny, others were just there....as in Bleh!!! Mstcheeeeeeew..

Finally, a winner emerged and Pipilee it is. Pipilee's Saturday gist was closely followed by one other funny gist on Sunday which came behind by just one vote!!!

Pipilee, your gist was funny and all other protocols were observed. Above all, your blog friends came out en masse to support you by voting for your gist. Now, this is one of the benefits of blog friendship. Congrats Pipeeee!

Erm! erm! Pipeee, one anonymous said you are a big girl and that you don't need the prize, pls kindly notify me secretly if this is true....
Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

President D'Royalty (Her Majesty)

LMAOOOOOO

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VACANCY
Dear SDK,

Please post for interested Lagos BVs. A Company located in Mushin is looking for immediate employment an


ADMIN/ACCTS OFFICER.

Ideal candidate should be a graduate of Accounts/Economics and experienced in a similar role. Conversant with Lagos State and fluent in Yoruba language .


Experience in Public Relations will be an added advantage.

Interested candidates should send their cvs to hr.mootib@gmail.com using the advertised position as the subject.

Applicants are advised to send just one application. Multiple applications will be disqualified.

Thank you Stella.

Best Regards,
BV FECHI


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TTC TESTIMONY 11 BABY HAS BEEN BIRTHED

Stella i write with so much joy and appreciation to God for the birth of my child,am the lady with TTC post 11,God did it for me on saturday,please help me post as testimony as i will send you my labour drama.the baby weighed 3.8,attached is her picture for your eyes only.



Oh wow,she is so beautiful!!!!

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VACANCY

An experienced sonographer is urgently needed.
Location: Abeokuta (Ogun state)
Salary: 70-90k(based on experience,there is room for upward review later)
Contact: 07064903491 via WhatsApp only if interested.thanks

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Watch out!!!