Monday IHN

Have a Beautiful day Everyone #SoExcited *wink*

TEFLON AS IN HOUSE NEWS FACE
I am Chike TEFLON. Stella, na my real face be this ooo. As a Charming Prince that I is I decided to give my fellow BVs a handsome sight to behold. I no need to ask if my face qualify because me know say I over qualify.
Greetings to Esther Mgbolu, Nwa ada Amanda Favour, Adadioramma and my Blog family.
Stella my love for you no be small, na mighty AGAPE LOVE.

LOL:::Tef.tef how far..thanks for the love,kisses to you!Mwaaaah

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KENNY JAY IS SO LOVELY
Hi Stells, I have been a visitor of this blog for the past 4 yrs but I hardly comment ( Kenny Jay). So I decided to send my picture as face of IHN hope it qualifies hehehe. Stella Feb 5th is my Birthday can't wait to send you pixs
 * winks* what of Kehinde Ake, it's been long thou....... 
Please manage this small shoki Glo- 610449186450822
Awww Thanks for the Shoki.I love you.
My dear,i dont know where Kehinde is,Probably now the President of Anonymous association on this blog
Kisses to you

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BIRTHDAY BOY GIFT ADENE WRITES IN:....

Thank you So much Aunt Stella for posting my pictures and celebrating me on Saturday. . It meant a whole lot to me.... thanks to all the BVs for the positive comments.. and as to the negative ones. . Actually i was scared at first to send in those pictures but i told myself that what haven't i heard before? 


People have called me names to my face and behind my back to the extent that i dont bother myself anymore when people throw shades at me... I was supprised to see just a few hate comments and i was like.. huh?? On SDK?? Thank God people are begining to change... But we have to change completely else we wont achieve much in life... 

Have we asked ourselves why self acclaimed "social critics" are alway razz and poor??? Cos they only see and say negative things about people.. that is why negativity sticks to them...

LOL queen you are funny.. that i look like the dark opposite version of Chi Chi... lmao... My sister i know what you mean.. but I'm sorry i am far from that........

Thank you Bonita.. My pictures made you drop your first comment on SDK! .. God bless you for that wonderful prayers....

The straw that broke the Carmel's back was some of the comments on Laura's wedding pictures. .. for real? SMH... and those castigating are always the BROKE ass ones.. who apply for giveaways every now and then, and always go anon in the comment section to post about their problems in other to attract sympathizers.... (or angels as it is called here) This is 2017.. lets stay positive. ...
Thank you all ones again

God bless us all....

God bless Stella

God bless SDK

God bless Naija and Bubu.....

Gift Adene

NB: that's a photo of me singing the National anthem at the Katsina Achievers and Entertainment awards 2016.... No editing and all.. seems the editor of yesterday's pic did a bad job.. Never the less.. i Love Myself...

HIAN....drama king!


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BAKER NEEDED

i need a very good baker that stays in Ikeja that will bake a TASTY Surprice birthday cake and deliver it to the person on 3/2/17. Please I need somebody that stays at Ikeja for easy delivery. If you can call me on 09093213252.

Thanks.

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CAKE MAKER NEEDED

Please I need a very affordable cake maker, decorator and makeup artiste f‎or a traditional wedding within owerri and environs for next month. Please you can reach me on 08147796995


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SATURDAY IN HOUSE GISTS WINNER

Hello everyone... I bet you all had an awesome weekend , and "dates".

So on last week IHG , we had the most HILARIOUS/ANNOYING DATE EVER... and as expected comments box was LIT especially on Saturday.

Kaaii ...Some gists made me laugh out loud and cry at the same time.
And we have a new phrase too. *Pra pra pra *

Una still remember the *pah pah pah * from WNB 84 ? ? ? Soft work 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Some made me remember the blind date a male friend of mine went to over the weekend courtesy of Dec SnM...you go fear OFFICE.... let me not say more than this because they are both regular bvs...hehehe

Okay before I announce the winner, let me categorically state that the official language for posting gist still remains English...fully EDITED.

Why ? ? So as to make it easier for Bvs reading the gist to understand ,and as well vote for you. 

I know it is not our mother tongue anyway but we can do better in case of next week. Thanks for your understanding.

So back to the matter... Yes there is a WINNER.

BV CUTEE came, dated and conquered. Following all protocols , She had the greater number of valid votes. .. making her the winner.

Okay on a special note... there is no preference to the days where a winner can emerge from. Each gist has an equal chance of winning whether posted on Saturday or Sunday.

Ciao
Bv Beloved




FROM DROYALTY

Hello! people of SDK. How are you all?
IHG was hot over the weekend. We had 'most hilarious/annoying date ever' on Saturday and a Freestyle on Sunday gists.

There were some very funny gists from both days but in honour of what our In - house INEC Chairman pleaded

for, the winner was chosen from Sunday freestyle gists - Bv Gracious Child it is.

Now, Bv Gracious Child and Bv Jenom came with funny jokes, adhered to the rules and each had equal number of votes but considering other factors like arrangement, grammar and punctuation, Gracious Child's gist takes the cake.
However, this result is subject to review by the SDKB INEC chairman.
Enjoy the rest of your day.
President D'Royalty (Her Excellency)


First time both Collators arrived at different conclusions.I was even going to ask if you both planning the winners but i guess not.
I am sorry there can only be one winner oh....what should we do?Please dont ask me to share or i will relocate the prize to next weeks winner

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HIRING

1.Positions

Applications are here by invited for suitable qualified candidates for the vacant positions of:

1. Accountant

2. Human resources assistant

2. Qualifications

Applicants are required to possess a minimum of:

1. First degree in relevant fields, from recognized universities.

2. Proficiency in the use o computer, and ability to operate software in relevant fields

3. Not less than 5years cognate working experience in relevant fields.

3. Method of application

All applications are to be addressed to the Head of Human Resources and Administration, Labour City Transport Services Limited, Muritala Muhammad way, Loco Bus-stop, yaba Lagos.


4. Closing date

All applications must be received not later than two (2) week from the date of this advertisement.


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ATTENTION B -LOST FOOD CARRIER

Hey Stella,

A lady helped me this morning from adekunle in yaba to victoria island this morning. It was raining heavily when I alighted in a rush at falomo forgetting my food carrier with my keys inside.
Please help me post in case she reads your blog.
Call me on 09093214123.


Thank you.

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PERSONAL TRAINER AND MARKETER NEEDED

Dear Stella

I need a personal trainer, preferably someone around Agege that can help me with my work out to shed some belly fat. The price has to be reasonable please.

I also need a marketer for a novel, the marketer will be paid on percentage of sales made and can take any mark up made to the agreed base price and if one is already involved in book marketing and sales it will be even better.

Please call me on 09069083935 let's discuss further.

Thank you Stella.
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SDK DEN
N150k BUSINESS INVESTMENT FOR BV's

The plan starting this year is to start equipping Bv's and the first Recipients will
be Eka Joy...Others to follow will be Chi Exotic and Olori Footwear who has vanished into Anonymous mode.

Eka Joy somebody wants to help you start a mobile business with 150k but wants to see what your business plan is....please take your time,get this in other and send it to my email..when we are done with Eka Joy we will take on the next person on the list.
Thank you and good luck!



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BV MARRIED CHICK MEMO

Babe please contact me,I need your account dejtails so that you can purchase the washing machine:i mistakenly deleted the email you sent without saving the info
Thanks



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