This man is very very bitter about this.....I pray he find closure.
I am doing all this, because I don't want anyone to fall into this old lady love charm against or fall into Cletus Udoma 419 business again. Run away from Idongest John Udoma, from Ikot Anyiefon family in Ikot okim village in Obot Akara local government. I want to show you guy the marriage list here read it carefully and no why I cannot let this money go.
ITEM FOR THE FATHER.
1, ten yard of lace. 2, six white pieces of singlet. 3, six pieces of white pant. 4, one hat and one piece of English wax. 5, A pair of shoe and sock. 6, walking stick. 7, wrist watch and towel. 8, one bottles of three in one Remic Martin. 9, two cartons of Eva wine. 10, two cartons of fruit juice. 11, twenty five crates of minerals. 12, ten crates of Guiness. 13, twenty cartons of star beer. 14, twenty cartons of gulder. 15, two cartons of Don simon. 16, two cartons of 5 alive. 17, ten jars of palm wine. 18, two bigs goats. 19, six hen. 20, money for food items 300,000,00. 21, Band 150, 000,00. 22, Dowry for the father 500,000,00. 23, 5 litre of kai-kai. That is only for the father, Cletus Udoma.
ITEM FOR THE MOTHER.
1, A piece of wrapper, blouse. 2, A pair of shoes. 3, wrist watch, head tie, hand bag, and umbrella. 4, Ofong ndom with stock fish. 5, four bags of salt. 6, 2 big basin each: crayfish, pepper, 1 tin of palm oil. 7, one big bottle of yogo wine. 8, five cartons of Guinness malt. 9, five crates of mineral. 10, one standing box. 11, five tubers of yam and one stock fish. 12, two jars of palm wine. 13, Dowry for the mother 100,000,00.
THE FAMILY.
1, one big bottle of yogi wine. 2, three bottle of Eva wine. 3, three cartons of star beer. 4, three cartons of gulder. 5, 5 crates of mineral. 6, Kola nut 7, one head of tobacco, ginding snuff and limestone. Family dowry 20,000,00.
THE WOMEN.
1, one bottle of Eva wine. 2, one crates of mineral. 3, one bag of salt. 4, money for the women, 5,000.
THE YOUTH. 1, one cartons of star beer. 2, one crates of mineral. 3, one bottle of seaman schnapps. 4, one FIFA football with pump. 5, 1 roll of Benson cigarette. 6, fee 3000. Call Cletus Udoma on this phone number 08038153***. If this is not true or pay by me. Marriage take place on 13 Oct 2016.
The lady run away on 28 Oct 2016, how are you call this kind marriage, if not 419 business? If you are in my shoe tell me what next you can do? I am running out of patience. Who will judge us, God or Satan?
The family has used all that because it is perishable goods. They might check if the goats and hen still dey for the papa house.
ReplyDeletehahahaha Mr. sorry ooo is your name.
The man in question is sick...
DeleteHe talks too much,just move on old man.
Nobody cares!
@kim K shut up jor if its you won't you be hearth broken ladies like you when men do that to you na mortuary straight leave him to say his heart jor and by the way the things wey dey that list you fit provide am, even if u can after the strength and the stress Na it she go run den u just move on? Just like that when you want to comment please leave something reasonable not something inhuman mtchew 👎👎
DeleteBut this list is small nah....no 'ute so from grandmother (maternal ) and grandfather ( maternal), even for namesakes.
DeleteMbok, oga kpe! But I suspect your mental state na I'm pursue the woman
This man is lucky that the list was not for an igbo bribe (specially imo and anambra). E fo Don dey coma by now!
DeleteLmao. Is this a sick joke or what?
Delete"Remic martins" and even cigarettes? This is laughable. Never seen anything like this. They'd better return the guy's money if they want to live in peace eh. Lol
OK bye bye
Kim pls keep shut. You think its easy to work hard n throw away money just like that without enjoying your wife. You think marriage matter na joke? U think its easy to forget immediately? Plsss be sympathetic for once. How will you feel if your husband leaves you 5days after your wedding? But young man what did you do that made her leave? On a second thought
DeleteMarriage is not by force na .. hian
ReplyDeletethey should return his items to him na . ogini ?
The cash price alone is over a million talk more of the prices of the items he bought. Why is he saying he spent just 950k?
DeleteI just tire for the man
DeleteHahahahahahha,oyibo bu agbara
DeleteHe's only entitled to collect the cash
DeleteNa the family goof, cash suppose be chicken change that can be easily returned...
Smh
I blame na mama wey go marry boy...and craze boy for that matter
But English isn't hard. He said he spent over 950k to marry a wife... Isn't that what is above?
DeleteLol. The items listed here is enough to do parties for 2 years. Like wtf?
DeleteWhich kind stupid marriage list be dis one???,this is EXTORTION in every level, nawa o, the X bride's family are bunch of thieves!!!.....now I know why this man is so bittered!!..
ReplyDelete*Faithful bv*
I agree with you
DeleteDid you go through the list at all? If you did you will see that items for the father alone cost more that a million. That means he ended up not paying that much if he spent only 950k. The fact he is even ranting about it means he must have held it over her head that she is his property. Why did he feel it was necessary to mention her age? Men the poverty mentality that this man has eh... in fact the woman may have been lucky to escape
Delete@mllp, if he bought everything on that list and paid over a million for bride price alone, then she's definitely his property!! He bought the woman!
DeleteWhy did the lady run away? For now, I comment my reserve.
ReplyDeleteAll these no pass 950k so??
ReplyDeleteE pass my dear.
DeletePerhaps he bargained with them hence the 950k. Lol.
DeleteAll these no pass 950k so??
ReplyDeleteFunny man lol@ who will judge us God or satan
ReplyDeleteLmao ! This tradition needs to be abolished !
ReplyDeleteLook at how much he spent ? and that's small compared to bigger Igbo weddings . I know my Yoruba brothers don't understand what he's talking about because the wedding responsibility falls to the brides family (as I'm told) and the dowry is chicken change.
ReplyDeleteThat's not true. None of the Igbo States will ask for more than these pls not even Imo state.
DeleteDefinitely agree with you
DeleteAnd people be shouting Imo State all the time. Just imagin the list???
DeleteIMO state is the most expensive state that pays heavy bride price. I am sure of this statement. That is why they hardly marry. Go and do your research
DeleteIt's easy to come on social media and tongue lash the woman when we have not heard her side of the story. A wise man never judges a case from one side. Till I hear from her too, I don't have anything to say.
ReplyDeleteThen y is she quiet
DeleteGbam
DeleteI hope this will still be your stand when it's a woman complaining about something similar to this.. I mean you would wait for man to speak before washing out right.. If that will be your stand then that's good
DeleteJESUS!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd they say it's we igbos that collect high bride price.. Hmmm
Ask demooo
DeleteLet him move on nor
ReplyDeleteMove on ke , that won't be easy until they return his money. Awon 419.
DeleteOh boyyy
ReplyDelete😱😱😲😲
Hmmmm, Na wah oo.
ReplyDeleteGod Bless Everyone.
It is well Isaiah.😥😥😥
ReplyDeleteOh father......
ReplyDeleteplease Mr Udoma pay Isaiah Otong his money, I can't be having headache because of N950. Just pay him, even if it's half of the money, i'll pay the balance.
Seriously
Deletelol Becky no be lie
DeleteThe list na wa. Why won't the man go Gaga after spending and buying all these.its a pity i feel sad for and i hope he finds the closure he truly needs.
ReplyDeleteTell them ooo
DeleteThis is obviously 419 o because Akwaibom no dey collect that kind plenty money. Dowry is only one. Not for father and mother separately. Guy pls collect your money. I have experienced anang,Oron and ibibio weddings...nothing like that
ReplyDeleteOr maybe she charmed himooo who knows
DeleteHahahahahahaha...
ReplyDeleteTale of a broke ass!...
Oga move on abeg...I have bought a van for my business before and the driver had an accident with it...
Thank God the driver came out unhurt cos my enemies would have said that I used the driver for money ritual!...
The van damaged beyound repairs and I have count my loses and moved on!...
This man is mentally unstable!..
Bitch your revenue stream and HIS are not the same.
DeleteYou sound like a female with the issue of blood.
Get a life. 37 year old single mumu BV. With ur shawarma pussy.
Bitch shut da fuck up. Am sure your brothers are still living in your father mud house in Enugu eating mama thank you.
Delete@Na me talk am. your very stupid sombori y yu calling her a bitch.. Beta go help yur crippled brother.
DeleteWhy count your loss? There's sth called comprehensive Insurance which you should have done.
DeleteHe doesn't earn the same as you. Maybe his year's salary isn't even up to 1m. There's nothing wrong with humble beginnings you know. Biko let him rant if that would give him closure.
DeleteHe's obviously mentally unstable
DeleteThis man is heartbroken. Let's feel his pain abeg. it's not easy.
DeleteConfirm businez,imagin hw many men dt waz fooled by dz same family,usin their gwegwe daughter 4 income.
ReplyDeleteWow!. Fraud in its kind.
ReplyDeleteEvil everywhere.
ReplyDeleteBig time fraud
ReplyDeleteFifa ball with pump!!!!!
ReplyDeletebuhahhahahahahah
i cant!
LMAO 😁
DeleteEven panties
Lmaoo. And cigarettes plus lighter. See groove. Lol
DeleteHahahahah....and the lady is from my late grandma's village.
ReplyDeleteI pray he finds closure.. Marriages these days are based on convenience. Only few people marry for love..
ReplyDeleteHaba the list is much,dem wan open wine shop or bar????....
*Copied*
ReplyDeleteImportant Notice!!!!
This came to my notice and you need to be aware and share with families, friends and your network.
"Experience With An Unarmed Robber In A Banking Hall"
I have this neighbour who sells foodstuffs. She travelled for new year so she instructed her relation who sells for her to pay in the money(about 130k) she made since monday into her Diamond bank account...
I was in the banking hall- Diamond Bank warehouse branch, Apapa- when she walked in with the money in her bag. When filling her teller, someone asked her if she was paying in and she said yes. She later joined the long queue.
After thirty seconds, a young man dressed in corporate suit (pretending to be a cashier) came close to her and asked for people who are paying above 100k. About five people stepped out and followed him a few meters away.
He collected their money and teller and asked them to wait on the line so he can go in and stamp their teller.....
Like play like play, the man left. They were waiting not knowing that he had left the banking hall with their over 650,000 naira.
It was later that they reported, the bank manager even came down.......he checked the cctv footage and behold, the gentle man in suit was neither a cashier nor a worker in the bank.
Just like that, he stole over 650k. The security guard said it was the third time it was happening in that branch...my fellow Nigerians, BEWARE!!!
Pls we should share this story so as to avoid others falling victims.
Thanks.
Owk
DeleteThen he is working hand in hand with the bank
DeleteLol.....blame Satan
ReplyDeleteOde
@Galore
Mister move on! Hia..950,000 we won't rest? U HV remarried face ur wife mbok and allow d woman be. Such is lfe
ReplyDeleteHe shouldn't move on. Bride price should be returned. That's how it's done. The returning of bride prife signifies end of marriage
DeleteThis kind of man was probably abusive and that's why she left. His actions on this matter alone say it all
DeleteLol,i feel for this guy.Hungry inlaw!imagine the list.
ReplyDeleteMake devil judge am o.
Pay dowry to father and then to mother? Shuoo
ReplyDeleteHonestly this painful. That being said, we also need to know why the lady ran away. I want to believe the lady had a good reason for leaving that early. Oh well
Na wa
Oga, from ur calculation, it's over 950k. Ur story is beginning to have kids leg. Meanwhile, why exactly did u marry a 47 year old woman. Just asking for a friend.
ReplyDeleteHe just gave u d list he didn't say he bought it all an more over he said its over 950k OVER!!!
DeleteAsking for a friend
Delete😅😅😅 I've missed your humour
Read it well, only the cash minus the items, so he is right
DeleteLong live SDK
Did I hear him say love charm? He gbenshed a matured fleshy massive tight Toto ,wanted to die on top and d woman ran for her life. He is obviously yet to get over d woman
ReplyDeleteLMAO 😁
Delete😂😃😆😅😂😃😅😆
DeleteBride price is sexist.
ReplyDeleteReal men don't pay for any bride price or list.
Why?
Because real men are not free of charge and real women are not to be sold or bought.
That is a lot of of items to demand for marriage, haba! Are they selling their daughter? I hope they return it back to him
ReplyDeletelol.....don't know why I'm finding this post funny
ReplyDeleteThis is monday laugh, I couldn't stop laughing.
DeleteEyaa, money that would have been well spent on his education. But I thought he has moved on with a very young and beautiful lady, abi she don run too? He should let go the past and forge ahead. What can we say especially when we don't know her side of the story?
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂 @ spent on his education. Omo the English scatter my head.
DeleteLol@education
DeleteI'm an Akwa-ibomite and to be honest, this list is so effing true. It really hurts with all these bogus demands and outrageous bills cause hubby and I are currently being faced with such and I refuse (Him) hubby to sweat it (arent we going to buld our home and do important projects for the kids sake and future?). Haba, it ain't easy everywhere yet parent expect you to go broke just so to satisfy them (parent). Mbok yak mmung yen e stop afed ndisemi mmi....nsido nah, eyem ebie nditoh mmfo eke yip ino. mbok this ugly list should stop and make life easy for us (your daughters). abiak!
ReplyDeleteThis is list is soo small!
ReplyDeleteIf una see 3 of my friends DAT married into akwa ibomite eehh..5pages!
One of dem confided in me, DAT if not for d love he has for d gal eehh..already she let go of her other suitors because of dis same issue b4 my friend came along to marry her!
The worst is if your father is not alive! Omo..wicked uncles from far n near will just arise from no where to come collect money from your head!
One of my uncles DAT got married from AKIbom..had to pay the gals godmother n namesake! Heheehehehhe
I just have to end with d fact DAT despite all these, gals from there are wife materials shaa.
Bros, e don do abeg! i know say wetin dey vex you na because you never shine congo abi? Go marry your new found love....
ReplyDeleteAre calabar people a race of pygmyies? A lot of them look like pygmies. For instance that woman.lol.
ReplyDeleteAnon go and collect the balance of your school fees since they did not teach you state and capital. Cross River= Calabar, Akwa Ibom = Uyo.
DeleteAll I can do right now is laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Sry bro
ReplyDeleteWith this gbagun, the woman go run naa.
ReplyDeleteThe woman realised she got married to a mentally unstable man.She probably didn't know his case was this bad.A man that's naggind so much on SM,now imagine what the lady would have experienced in those few days she spend in his house.
ReplyDeleteJust see the way he is even addressing her"old lady,47 years blah blah blah".Oga,a beg,let us hear word abeg
Thank U. You are the only one seeing the larger picture. Why did she run? Cos this man is abusive in all forms. His behaviour on social media has shown us so
DeleteI pity the man o. Too much stuffs
ReplyDeleteall u people saying it's just #950,000.00 are you guys OK? you are only calculating the amount stated what about money spent on the items bought?
ReplyDeleteDont mind them,the woman/lady put the guy through a lot of stress.(emotional,mental and psychological)
DeleteDon't mind them. Even money mentioned there is over 1m. Talk more of things bought. The man spent over 2m marrying a wife and they are calling him mentally unstable because thru think the money is easy to come by
DeleteAt least return the bride price. If marriage Kant going to work return bride price that's how it's done
That list is very authentic.
ReplyDeleteThe office assistant/cleaner in my office showed us his list,he's from that side. it was that long with those items trust me. this one had mother,father,grand ma, grand pa, elders and youth list.
I don't think the guy bought everything though because his salary cant be more than 50k. We assisted him little we could.
These ppl don't even ask wat d intended son inlaw does. they just knows he works in an office.
To me this sounds like a movie
ReplyDeleteDohhh....I hope u get your closure oo. That money isn't beans plus the emotions he must be going thru after this kind of 419 cos I beliv that is what it is but u pipz here are partial esp the females. If it was a lady ranting now, everyone will be raining curses on the man. Now see them, Becos it's a man it'd easy to mouth "move on Abeg" "he is making noise" "Lolzz". Mxw
ReplyDeleteOutrageous!
ReplyDeleteLet d new husband refund d money,or part of it.under normal circumstances,d family should refund for peace to reign.
ReplyDeleteAwwwww! Poor dude! He is still in a lot of pain, he's just fronting with the amount wasted. Naturally, he feels horrible that all that money went down the drain but the real pain is emotional and psychological. His heart is broken and his ego crushed ergo this rant. For him to have married a 47 year old woman in spite of this ridiculous list, shows he has solid feelings for her.
ReplyDeleteDo you really expect him to cry over a 47 year old woman who cost him an arm and a leg to marry only for her to "dump" him? Of course not, the "manly" thing to do is to rant about the money he spent, to mask the cry of a lost love. I'm very sure some of his friends and family members tried to dissuade him from marrying a woman in her late 40s but he ignored them, obviously. How does he now cry to the same people that he's missing his "gal", without being bashed by those who objected initially? The best route is to act like he cares less about the runaway bride and more about the money he spent. Let's look at this analytically, guys. How many men would not be put off if presented a list like this, even if it were for a 21 year old bride? Then imagine the "audacity" of the family of a 47 year old woman, presenting this as the requirements for marrying their daughter? It shows they know their daughter's worth and don't mind waiting for a man willing to do all it takes to marry her. It's also possible that she knew he could afford it so she asked her family to "pimp" the list.
I remember reading a post about this man about to marry another lady and I was like "I hope this isn't a rebound marriage?" The traumatic experience is way too fresh for the average man to want a rematch with another lady, even if that lady has always been in his life. Didn't this happen in October 2016? When did he have time to grieve and come to terms with what happened before wanting to marry another lady and feel the need to announce in on S.M? This is what happens when you try to take a shortcut in the grief process because you want to seem tough. You end up behaving irrationally and being the butt of jokes with catchy punchlines.
Like the sour grapes analogy, he's emphasising her age in a derogatory way because she abandoned him instead of the other way round and he can't get her back. Didn't he know how old she was before he dared the odds to marry her? I really feel bad for him because I know he is really hurting but there is nothing fraudulent about the whole episode. The list will be considered outrageous by most people but no one held a gun to his head. A lot of men have ended marriage preps because of such superfluous request for ladies way younger and prettier but "homeboy" decided to go ahead in spite of the list. Obviously, she didn't lie about her age, she didn't misrepresent herself in anyway. He didn't work for Rachel and was given Leah, he got the woman he "paid" for. Whatever made her abandon the marriage is still a mystery. I believe what the family owes him is a refund of the bride price, not the money spent on purchasing the stuff on the list including the money paid to both parents and other people listed but the actual bride price. I hope he finds peace eventually.
Stella,I called d man (Cletus)... I think there's more to this story
ReplyDeleteYour own amebo na die. I'm sure it didn't even occur to Stella to call the number
DeleteThis ogbuefi man don coe again😂😅😅 Dont know whether to attribute this to poverty or Illiteracy.Gosh! Tale of a broke ass nigga indeed!!!*huh*
ReplyDeleteCome*
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