Who's got some knock knock knock jokes for us? Check these out:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ola
Ola who?
Ola do is win win win no Marra what!
🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tukor
Tukor who?
Tukor pee this tune for fifty naira press eleven
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Enda
Enda who?
Endaaaaaaaaaaaa iyaaaaa will always love youuuuu
Knock Knock
Who's there?
ukem
ukem?
ukem from heaven to earth to show us the way
Knock Knock
Who's there
Eni
Eni who?
Enitin she want she must to get o
Oh Jennifer!.
Knock Knock
Who's there
Emem
Emem who?
Emem Emem, Blessings And Glory, wisdom thanksgiving and honour......
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isha
Isha who?
Isha be permanent, Isha be permanent, what the lord has done for me,Isha be permanent
Knock Knock
Who's there?
disease
disease who?
disease the day that the Lord has made
Knock Knock
Who's there
Isbina
Isbina who?
Isbina long day,without you my friend
Knock knock
Who's there?
Diezani
Diezani who?
If diezani justice in the world, I will be your man
Knock knock. Who's there. Halima. Halima who? Halima love on you,that's what I wanna do.... Nigerians play too much lol
knock knock... Who's there? Email...Email who? Email, email her, email her, jehova mail her
Knock knock knock who's there? Akanbi.
Akanbi Who???
Akanbi your hero baby I can kiss away your pain
You wanna try? Add yours....
E no funny na
ReplyDeleteI hate this knock knock series with passion
DeleteThey crack me up all the time. You guys should go check your sense of humor e get small skio skio
DeleteKnock knock
DeleteWhose there
Alligator
Alligator who
"These people think I am joking oo"-real alligator
Eka, I don't understand these jokes at all, oh well.
DeleteLmao anon kisses
DeleteLOL hilarious
ReplyDeleteGoat
DeleteKnock knock
DeleteWho's there?
Owen
Owen the saints Owen the saints are marching in..
Hahahaha Stella you play too much
ReplyDeleteHahaha nice ones,I had to crack my head to form one so here it goes
DeleteKnock,knock....
Who's there?
Nkem
Nkem who?
Nkem from heaven to earth to show the way,from the earth to the grave
Lolzzz he nor easy ooo to create this stuff
I'm sure it's just me but I don't find them humorous.
ReplyDeleteIt's just not u
DeleteIt's just you and jasmine.. they are super funny and creative.
DeleteKnock knock
DeleteWho's there??
Amadi
Amadi who??
Amadi pay phone trying to call home...
its funny nau
DeleteFunny how? Very dry jokes for juveniles!!!
DeleteIt's funny jor. U pipu sense of humour is made of concrete. Come and be going since its not funny to u. Email emaila emaila Jesusssss...me love
DeleteStella stella.
ReplyDeleteKnock knock...
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Folake...
Folake who?
Folake gimme love ooo😂
Knock knock
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy spirit of the lord is upon my soul I will dance like David danced
Lol
DeleteWow
DeleteKnock knock
ReplyDeleteWo is there?
Emi
Emi who?
Emi keshi eh oba shoki eh
Knock knock
DeleteWho's there?
Daiday
Daiday who?
Daiday is bright, is bright and fair oh happy day, daiday of joy!
Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)
Lool, i just love the knock knock series
ReplyDeleteLMAO. Kai this is so hilarious
ReplyDeleteKnock knock...
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Adan...
Adan who?
Adan get alert Godwin😂😂😂😂
Knock knock
ReplyDeleteWho is there?
Elo
Elo who?
Elo from the other side
This thing is annoying af
ReplyDeleteDoesn't make any sense.
Mtseew.
Dont make no sense to u Cuz u dumb af
DeleteStupid Sandra
DeleteThis nobody too wants to talk to me
How sway.
Lolzzz. . . Who talks to nobody?
DeleteShe's talking to nobody, which means she's talking to herself. Babe pls kindly do urself a favour nd visit yabaleft
DeleteKnock knock
ReplyDeletewho is there?
Isi
Isi who?
isi too late now to say sorry
Haahhahaha
DeleteAboki has killed me
DeleteKnock knock...Who's there?
ReplyDeleteTemi
Temi who?
Temi who made it possible,your mama,your papa,your mama,your papa eh ya...
Hahahahahaha
DeleteMy best so far is *Ade mad over you girl*, maybe that's cos I dey mad over this song.
Knock knock
ReplyDeleteWho is there?
Ada
Ada who?
Ada will always love you
Knock knock
ReplyDeleteWho is there
Mamadu
Mamadu who?
Mamadu good oo e do good
Lolz
ReplyDeleteKNOCK KNOCK
ReplyDeleteWHO IS THERE
IFY
IFY WHOO?
IFY GIVE YOUR HEART TO ME I NO GO LET YOU GO ........
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO IS THERE
ADE
ADE WHO?
ADE MAD OVER YOU GIRL ADE MAD OVER YOU GIRL
LMAOOOO KNOCK IS THE NEW BAE
Knock knock
ReplyDeleteWho is there?
Ifa
Ifa Who?
Ifa was a boy. Even just for a day
LMAO
DeleteLol..
DeleteHahahahhaha
DeleteKnock knock
ReplyDeleteWho is there?
Oma
Oma who?
Oma ladies kukerer
Lol
DeleteHahhahahahahhaaha. This is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteLemme try.
Knock knock
Who is it?
It's me Jeho
Jeho who?
Jehova is your name....
Jehova is your nameeeeeee, mighty warrior, great in battle, jehova is your name.
Lmaooooo.
This is creative. Thumbs up to whoever came up with this.
Is this truly bloglord?
Delete😱😱😱😱😱
Where have you been?
Bloglord! As I live and breathe! Welcome back.
DeleteBloggie!!!!
DeleteFinally
Bloglord?
DeleteWow
Welcome back bloglord stop this disappearing act oh!
DeleteBloggie have mussed u like kilode....where the hell ve u been or did you change ID like us
DeleteWelcome back...
Delete*missed
DeleteBlogggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...omg...I just lost my voice.
DeletePortable it's me oh!
DeleteThanks guys @ Suoebi, Jas, Chi, Fruitilicious, Chyada. Bee10, North Dakota. I miss y'all more
BLOGLORD!!!!!
DeleteAaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
OMG, I had to comment. Happy New Year!
WHERE THE HECK DID YOU DISAPPEAR TO. If I say I no miss you...
Muah muah! Welcome back, and stop that rough play!
Hahahhahaha Pipi said she lost her voice.
DeleteBLOGGIE!😘
My one and only BLOGGIE!
Hahahahaha. Pipi baibyyyyyyyyyy! Miss u silly gurl.
DeleteSuoebi I NEVER changed i.d. I remain BLOGLORD. In all honesty, can't even believe I can do without this blog for this long but when you are really occupied then...
Bee10 yes ma/sir. Lol
Jas, Chi exotic, North, I see you guys. You all rock.
Blog Lord is back?? *runsouttowashfacewater* no am not seeing double.
Delete*pushing everybody away...excuse me pls, excuse me pls, lemme hug my bloggie* Xoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo...I know TGW has been sending my regards and xoxos to you. Miss you too.
Delete@TGW...xoxoxoxoxo
Beautiful and Gifted lol. Miss u too babes, Rough play gerraway, I play no more.
DeleteTGBaiba sure babe!
Pipi, I will buy you menthol. Tomtom or baba blue? you sef shout small small
BLOGLORD IS BACK!
DeleteKnock Knock
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Awuli
Awuli who?
Awuli do anything for you, awuli do anything for you, anything for! anything for you..
Why my name na#sad face#
DeleteNok Nok...
ReplyDeletewhus dere?
yora
yora whu?
yora Kant balanse is low, pliss richard as soon as poccible.
Villager pls stopeet 😂
DeleteCrazy villager.. Lol
DeleteVillager don mad finish
DeleteWho do we 've here.... welcome back bloggie
DeleteVillager ooo...lwkmd
Delete😂😂😂
Deletevillager o don't kill us
DeleteU haff finis me with laff o....lwkmd
DeleteHahahaha, villager u is funny.
DeleteRotfl im gone
DeleteRoflmao,I just died.
DeleteKnock knock
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Yousay
Yousay who?
Yousay you like cassava, I get big cassava!
It was that email her that I finally got the joke. Kudos to the person who started this
ReplyDeleteyes it was annoying before bh once i understood the joke, i started enjoying it
DeleteHilarious
ReplyDeleteI heard it was alibaba that started it in 2012
ReplyDeleteYes
DeleteUna be case for this blog i swear, se person no fit decide say him no go laf today again ni
ReplyDeleteMc pinky
Will you remember me in a year?
ReplyDeleteYes
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes
Will you remember me in a second?
Yes!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
You forgot me already!!!
Ayam not understanding
DeleteWay out of context 😂😂😂
DeleteThis is cute
DeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha can't stop laughing. Nigerian's eh na wa o
ReplyDeleteHahahahahhahaha
ReplyDeleteKnock!! knock
Who's there?
Olad
Olad who?
Olad have mercy, hola hola wepopping bottles hollaaaaaaa🎵
Stella, even you. I give up
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteI love this... Sooo funny.
knock knock
ReplyDeletewho's there
wendy
wendy who
wendy spirit of the lord is upon my soul i will dance like david dance
Hahhahahahhahahaha
DeleteNwa baby m come and see o.
Wendy spirit....
😂😂😂😂😂
Okwa gi😂😂😂😂😂😂
Deletededicathird to mai booo, sheynail baiby
ReplyDeleteNok Nok!!
whus dere?
shey...
shey whu?
shey the nashional moi moi, defide the nashional cake, yuo shop yuor own, I shop mine own,the gofament wheel north shop aloan.
#mama gee.
Lol...its been long I heard this song
DeleteAwwwwwh 😍 don't I just love you 😘😘 lol.
DeleteChai! See as I almost piss for body. This girl, you'll not kill me!
DeleteKnock knock knock
ReplyDeletewho,s there?
Alhaji
alhaji who?
Alhaji eeeeeeen alhaji¡, alhaji¡¡, alhaji¡¡¡
Oh my! Am I gonna have a field day or what?
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha!
Dum Spiro spero.
Hahaha... Funny
ReplyDeleteLol kwakwakwakwaa.
ReplyDeleteChi exotic....you need honey therapy
ReplyDeleteKnock knock knock who's there? Richard. Richard who? Richard cards
ReplyDeleteKnock knock
ReplyDeleteWho is there?
Eno
Eno who?
Eno easy ooo, hey hey hey hey hey, to dey sing to dey dance and people dey rejoice hey ...
Knock knock
ReplyDeleteWho's there
Its kabi
Kabi who?
Kaaaaaabiyesi o ose ooooo
May God have mercy on my sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteMe too oh
DeleteKnock knock
DeleteWho's there?
Gbangba
Gbangba who?
Gbangba Gba Lo Gbangba Gbangba Gbangba Na who dey enter for mummy's house o, daddy o daddy .....
Loosen up guys.
DeleteWell maybe this isn't your first, second or third time seeing/reading it. Prolly overplayed hence it lost it's comic taste. I find it funny but I guess I'd frown at it by next week
Ah ah why now
ReplyDeleteKnock knock
ReplyDeleteWho is there?
Omoty
Omoty who?
Omoty ko gbeko, odamiloju pe yo jiya
A friend sent this to me and I laughed seriously.
have been seeing dis knock knock stuff everywhere.. am just reading it for d first time now.... nice sha... but e do me as e do dem
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahah
ReplyDeleteKnock knock
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Olufunmi
Olufunmi who?
Olufunmi ooo
Ma pa mi lekun ooo
Olufunmilola
Mase fimi sile lai lai
Durotimi ooo
Olufunmi o
I love this 😂😂😂👍
ReplyDeleteI love this 😂😂😂👍
ReplyDeleteKnock knock
ReplyDeleteWho's there
Samina
Samina who??
Samina mina eh eh...waka waka eh eh
Hahahaaha
DeleteKnock knock
ReplyDeleteWho is there?
Honda
Honda who?
Honda mountain, hinda valley, Honda land and Honda sea
Hahahahhaha....😂😂😂😂
DeleteLolzzzzz
DeleteStella where is my comment now, for some days now i dont see them. Kini mo se to yen
ReplyDeleteKnock Knock
ReplyDeleteWho's There?
Noma
Noma who?
Noma_tter the weight of elephant nor go fit cause earthquake
Knock Knock
ReplyDeleteWho's There?
Umesam
Umesam who?
Umesam na Ojo, Ojo say na teacher
Hahahhahaha
DeleteKnock knock
ReplyDeleteWho's there??
Dadi
Dadi who??
Dadi o o dadi
Dadi when u go for journey...
Hahahahah,I remember this song from YouTube, lol
DeleteKnock knock
ReplyDeleteWho's there?,
Honda,
Honda who?
Honda mountain,hinda valley,honda land,hand in da sea...
Knock! knock!
ReplyDeleteWhose there?
Ifa.
Ifa who?
Ifa say I love u no be lie
Ifa say I love u no be lie ma baby!(2ce)O-O-O-O Ohema ooo!
Knock! Knock!
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Inay
Inay who?
Inay land of myth and a time of magic the destiny of a.......his name MERLIN
Knock! Knock!
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Ayuga
Ayuga who?
Ayugana dansio if i show u d monio
Lolzzzz ZZ.......dis is hilarious!!!!
DeleteKnock! Knock!
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Owen
Owen who?
Owen de saints go marching in wende saints go marching iiiin...
Knock! Knock!
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Owen
Owen who?
Owen de saints go marching in wende saints go marching iiiin...
😂😂😂
DeleteKnock! Knock!
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Wan
Wan who?
Wan minit remaining
Knock! Knock!
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Malo
Malo who
Malonogedede malonogedede malonogedede o wey inogedede inogedede inogedede o wey..
Knock knock
ReplyDeleteWhise there?
Sandra,
Sandra who?
Sandra Lili, Sandra lili,Sandra Lili Sandra Lili, Sandra Lili, Sandra Lili, Sandra Lili was a question....
Knock!knock!
ReplyDeleteWho is there?
Ewa!
Ewa who?
Ewa na beans o..eheh na beans o ewa...coco na cocoyam o
Knock knock
ReplyDeleteWho's there
Taiye
Taiye who?
Taiye kanyin,ijo less,eyin na lewo rayin..
It didn't mk sense to me bfr..@ villager your own must be different
ReplyDeleteKnock Knock
ReplyDeleteWho's There?
New
New who?
New money e Don come I buy garri 10 kobo, I give Mary to cook am.. .. . You know the rest, lol.
Knock Knock
ReplyDeleteWho's There?
Ivun
Ivun who?
Ivun your boo get a boo, a boo a boo
😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteHah!!! This knock knock ish is outplayed biko...Nigerians will just rubbish the whole thing...besides Ali baba didnt start it...its a very old game that was popular in the 80s abi 90s in the USofA...
ReplyDeleteKo kanaiye oooo
DeleteHilarious
ReplyDeleteAnon wetin Peacemaker do you? Why you dey call am Goat?
ReplyDeleteIkwaaakwakwakwakwkwakwakwakwakwa
Ikwaaakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa
I no too laugh for the knock something but na peacemaker and that him anony friend make me laugh well well...
Knock knock
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Amara
Amara who?
Amara nke nna mo,o ga di gi de,di gi de,ruo mge ebighe bi
Lmao, chei dis made my night, see me n hubby laughing anyhw wen it's almost 2 am,our neighbors go tink say we Don cray cray finish or even dey gbensh,dey won't knw it's knock knock series.
ReplyDeleteKnock knock
ReplyDeleteWho?
Emeka
Emeka who?
Emeka miracle worker promise keeper higher than the highest that is who you are.....
Knock knock
ReplyDeleteWho is there?
Willy
Willy what?
Willift your name higher! Willift your name higher! Willift your nam higher willift your name higher
Knock knock
Who is there?
Mama
Mama what?
Mamamamamama I feel like I'm flying over the moon!
very funny
DeleteHi everyone
ReplyDeleteHi everyone
ReplyDeleteKnock knock
ReplyDeleteWho is there?
Eboh
Eboh who?
Eboh I really wanna see if can go downtown with a girl like me...