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Thursday, January 05, 2017

Hilarious Quotes

This should be hilarious if you know how to play the game...Let me lead...






- Who is the President Of Nigeria?
Answer - Dr Muhammadu Buhari

 -By Contestant at the just concluded Miss Anambra which was cancelled until December 2017
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64 comments:

  1. Baroness X5 January 2017 at 13:34

    Dull Brains 😂😂😂😂

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    1. Unknown5 January 2017 at 15:48

      Shows the disbelief in Nigeria by the Igbos of course.

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    2. Anonymous5 January 2017 at 19:11

      The thunder that will fire that your tribalistic mouth is still doing "Press Up"...Azu Okpoo !

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    3. Sandy6 January 2017 at 03:56

      Na laff i come laff o! Sdk you no go change this your aboki dp. Beginning to be scary fa with this his gworo teeth😂

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  2. Unknown5 January 2017 at 13:35

    Hahahahhaha, I laff in okrika language.

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    1. Unknown5 January 2017 at 14:03

      Who is the governor of Lagos State.
      Dr Wole Soyinka

      The United State of Nigeria.


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  3. Unknown5 January 2017 at 13:37

    Those girls fall my hand big time.

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  4. QUEEN VEE5 January 2017 at 13:38

    What kind of clothes am i wearing?
    BUSU

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    1. Vivilicious5 January 2017 at 13:51

      Because my best pet is busu 😂😂😂

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    2. Anonymous5 January 2017 at 15:55

      My sister that BUSU has been putting smile on my face since yesterday

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    3. Tessbaby5 January 2017 at 16:30

      Biko wat is this BUSU?

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    4. Unknown5 January 2017 at 18:29

      Olongbo.. CatCat🗽🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱

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    5. Sandy6 January 2017 at 03:55

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  5. kiri5 January 2017 at 13:40

    United States of Nigeria by oga red beret

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  6. Chike TEFLON (Award winning blog visitor)5 January 2017 at 13:40

    Teacher: Obinna, why do we eat food?
    Obinna: we eat food is a get power.


    -By Obinna my classmate when I was in Jss1 at Ogbunike boys high school Ogbunike

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  7. Anonymous5 January 2017 at 13:41

    Lol can u imagine that?was she drunk?

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  8. Anonymous5 January 2017 at 13:41

    Hahahahahahahahaha....Buhari has become Dr. What a shame.

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    1. QUEENAMYLovesAccessBank5 January 2017 at 17:04

      What clothes are you wearing? Busu

      Why Busu? Because my clothes do miumiu like busu

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  9. Madam Small Chops5 January 2017 at 13:42

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  10. Jasmine5 January 2017 at 13:45

    Question : what's your fav pet?
    Answer: my favourite pet is Busu

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  11. Unknown5 January 2017 at 13:45

    Lemme try!

    ....Try fasting when you're home alone and jobless, then you'd confirm indeed time waits for someone lol

    -By yummy ME hehehe
    *runs away from post*

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  12. Anonymous5 January 2017 at 13:46

    As in ehn no be small falling of hand ohhh and na them do shakara pass.

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  13. Beloved #CHIVIDO 20205 January 2017 at 13:47

    Lol
    Is because they didn't want to do cucumber

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  14. Madam Small Chops5 January 2017 at 13:48

    Q: What is the NSCDC website?

    A: Hmnn, the website is, excuse me my oga at the top knows the website.

    By Shem O. 2013

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  15. Stella Melody5 January 2017 at 13:49

    lol. when so our President has a doctorate degree. who dashed him

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  16. AdeEsther5 January 2017 at 13:50

    Shame catch me for those girls. Beauty without brain

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  17. Unknown5 January 2017 at 13:52

    Lolest hehehehehe all nah answer

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  18. Ñuriababy5 January 2017 at 13:53

    Coconut brains! They were thinking their oshofree will make them brainless beauty queen. Thank you Ifeanyi Uba for disgracing those gbenshing babes.

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  19. Unknown5 January 2017 at 13:55

    We spended the money that was meant to be spended minister of sport and youth development Dalung

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  20. FREEMAN5 January 2017 at 13:57

    What is the website of NSCDC?

    “Hmmm, the website is, excuse me, my Oga at the
    top knows the website”.
    Hmmm“My Oga at the top is working on
    the website and I don’t have them”.

    “If you want to know about NSCDC as at now. Ok,it's www.nscdc…. That’s all.”lmao

    @FREEMAN

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  21. Unknown5 January 2017 at 13:59

    Knock knock
    Who's there
    It's Nata
    Nata who

    I'm Nata Fred, I'm not afraid to take the stage... Evrrybody

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  22. OLORI5 January 2017 at 14:01

    My best pet is busu 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  23. SARA5 January 2017 at 14:04

    Once a girl stops taking pictures you and you don't see her online, just know that she's pregnant - Pete Edochie

    😀😀😀😀

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  24. Unknown5 January 2017 at 14:06

    Lmao,even Patience Jonathan better pass them.

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  25. reemah5 January 2017 at 14:06

    Q:Who owns FC Ifeanyi Uba
    A:Thanks, but I have no idea😂😂

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  26. FREEMAN5 January 2017 at 14:08

    Presenter: What does EP really mean?

    Seyi shay: obviously,EP stands for ELECTRIC PACKAGE.
    Lol.

    @FREEMAN

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  27. Madam Small Chops5 January 2017 at 14:09

    "Ojukwu is dead but his manhood lives on"

    "My fellow widows"

    "We are all children ,even my husband is a children"

    "This blood you people are sharing is not good o, there is God o"

    By Dame P J

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  28. nzubeizuu5 January 2017 at 14:11

    Lol.Ndi beauty pageant mgbo!

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  29. Lucile coconut oil,carrot oil and black soap Abuja 070596053205 January 2017 at 14:12

    Lol,busu things

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  30. Rex5 January 2017 at 14:27

    We have SPENDED a lot of money


    I am wearing Bag Of Pure water.... lol

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  31. PROUD OWNER OF A PHONE5 January 2017 at 14:36

    oho!!! na who ENglish epp?

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  32. IVORY 5 January 2017 at 14:43

    The money that was spended was spended well .
    Quote by our able barrister solomon dalung.... ce bon!

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  33. Anonymous5 January 2017 at 15:00

    Wetin mouth chop na nyash dey suffer am.
    Sam Loco Efe

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  34. Miss Ferragamo5 January 2017 at 15:08

    If women think having their period in a whole month is a difficult task,they should ask the men how difficult it is to control an erected penis in public..
    Mugabe 2016 😂😂😂

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  35. IsaacBABA ✌��5 January 2017 at 15:35

    I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment – Dame Jonathan

    I can see camera people, are they going to televise us alive?” – Dame Jonathan.

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  36. Sexy Sapphire5 January 2017 at 15:46

    My wife belongs inside the kitchen and the other room...PMB 2016

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  37. Chi-squared 5 January 2017 at 16:14

    What's the name of your vp,Dr yemi Osinbande

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  38. marachi5 January 2017 at 16:43

    Knock knock
    who's there?
    honda
    honda who?
    honda mountain, hinda valley, honda land, and hinda sea
    *copied*

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    1. Unknown5 January 2017 at 18:32

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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  39. QUEENAMYLovesAccessBank5 January 2017 at 17:06

    Where do your family belong to? I belong in the sitting room, my wife belong in the other room while the kids belong to the play store

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  40. Wild Rose5 January 2017 at 20:41

    On behalf of the widows, I donate my family... mama peace

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  41. Wild Rose5 January 2017 at 20:42

    97% and 5% = 100%... PMB

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  42. Anonymous6 January 2017 at 04:17

    Teacher: who brought you here?
    John: mpam.
    Teacher: how manage?
    John: N20.

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  43. Anonymous6 January 2017 at 04:17

    Teacher: who brought you here?
    John: mpam.
    Teacher: how manage?
    John: N20.

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  44. Unknown6 January 2017 at 08:35

    My favorite pet is busu

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