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Monday, January 30, 2017
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Beautiful facts
ReplyDeleteNice
ReplyDeleteReal informative! 👍
ReplyDeleteDogs behaving like humans, no wonder people just love them.
ReplyDeletehahahaha Dokita good you found this thing ooo
Wow@ old blue
ReplyDeletewhen Singles n mingle dey come up o. none this month.
ReplyDeleteThat French doctor is a righteous man...
ReplyDelete#Empowering through books#
* Paul planted, Appollos watered BUT #God GAVE the increase! *
Dog sitting while humans are standing in a train.
ReplyDeleteaww a@ fact 1 .. Hunger can make even an "animal" clever.....
ReplyDeleteThank God for stethoscope inventor
ReplyDeleteI love today's facts, those dogs are smart.
ReplyDeleteGay French doctor. How would you not be comfortable on the chest of a young woman?
ReplyDeleteDogs... I avoid them!
Interesting!
ReplyDeleteLol! The French Wey normally don't miss an opportunity to 'get down'! Exception to every rule I guess.
ReplyDeleteFact one,very interesting I love smart dogs.
ReplyDeleteTwo: hmmmm,the bird looks scaring.
Three:wooow!!! I will show my fellow anesthetist this. We can't do without stethoscope, never. God bless that French doctor.
Last pix: I hope other doctors strangled you to death. How can you spoil show for others.
ReplyDeleteDon't you know that Kevin dat edo boi would have been a doctor by now
Good doctor.....
ReplyDeleteStreet dogs- badass!! Sneaking up behind people and then that bark that can make your heart jump to your mouth. 💀💀
ReplyDelete@fact number 3.
ReplyDeletenice one.
EVEN YOUR BOO GET A BOO.
ReplyDeleteEPISODE ONE
*this story you are about to read might or might not
be fiction*
*ping* my BlackBerry passport silver edition
vibrated (oh yeah, I use a BB. Just wanted to take
style and tell you)
So. I had actually been on Facebook digging into
the pictures of my newest Facebook crush when
that ping came in (by the way, I might probably
"expose" the facebook username of the Facebook
crush at the end of this *winks*)
Alright. Let me focus on the story. I need to stop
digressing.
*takes a deep breath*
So, the ping.
I minimized my browser and went to BBM to see
the evil spirit that was disturbing my life with a
freaking BBM ping (I hate pings, by the way, and I
always forget to deactivate the vibrations that come
with them. After typing this I need go deactivate
that thing)
So, straight outta Facebook I balled into BBM and
lo and behold it was Jaga. That idiot. No, Jaga is
not his real name. That's just what we call him. It's
actually a short version of Jaga Jaga. I don't know
how such evil nickname was given to him. Actually
the fool na my guy, and the mumu boy just loves
two things in his life more than anything - women
and weed...aside from that, the guy no get wahala
sha.
So I received his message.
"Fool". I typed. "Why you won kill my battery". Pim.
I sent it.
He received the message and started typing. I
watched the typing thing that shows up near
someone's bbm name when he is typing and
waited.
Pim.
His message entered.
"Guy, e get one babe wey dey trip for you here o"
I squeezed face. Which type of mumu message is
this again. I just received the message, bone the
guy and returned to Facebook to continue checking
out my crush's picture from where I stopped.
Ping
Ping
Ping.
Three pings, I nearly mad. I rushed back to BBM.
"Guy, why u won kill my ba3 na. You chop mess?".
I sent it.
"Fool". He replied. "I won change your life"
Then he sent me a picture. I opened it. And my eye
"shined".
See, is not like I fall in and out of like easily sha
but mehn, I saw that picture and forgot about the
other girl I was checking out on Facebook.
"Who be this babe". I asked.
Jaga sent me a smiling smiley. Then typed. "Na the
girl I been tell you say she dey trip for you. Mumu"
I looked at the message. Trip for me ke? Why?
See It's not like I'm looking down on myself or
anything (alright, maybe I am) but mehn, that girl
was too fine abeg. She can't be tripping for me. So
one thing was certain - Jaga won jonse me. Simple.
He started typing....
I waited.
"The girl been see your instagram picture come talk
say she like you o" (by the way this is my
instagram handle, just in case you won see wetin
the girl see: Iamolufayo. You can follow me if you
like)
I looked at the message and of course, I didn't
believe him. The guy na jonser. But I still asked:
"Who be the girl".
"She be my cousin". Jaga replied.
I squeeze my face, then shake head.
No guy tells another guy say him cousin dey trip.
It's like an unspoken rule around guys. We no dey
like our guys near our relation. So for this fool to
tell me his cousin was tripping then there was
something wrong with the story.
Why I dey bother even think this matter sef.
"Guy". I typed. "She fine. Bye bye". Pim, I sent.
I didn't get any message from him again. And I
went back to Facebook.
Like ten minutes later, my phone notification light
started blinking. I checked and it was from BBM
And you won't believe what I saw when I checked
my BBM...
To be continued tomorrow.
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Delete😂😂😂😂😂 both you & jaga na jonser unu bi 😂😂😂
Deleteha! that young doctor was definitely gay! hahahahha
ReplyDeleteIn fact all this our Bingo's for Obodo Naija too dull. See as Jand dogs dey hustle.
ReplyDeleteReally, @1. 2 reminds me of one blue we used to dye clothes then called robin blue abi na blue robin
ReplyDeleteEducative
ReplyDeleteAll facts I like
ReplyDeleteThat doctor is smart
ReplyDeleteLike the stethoscope fact.
ReplyDeleteFact 1: smart
ReplyDeleteFact 2: OK
Fact 3: thank you Doctor
Interesting facts,that doctor too sabi something, God bless his generation.
ReplyDeleteNice....
ReplyDeletereviewrites
Learning new things daily, thanx Stella.
ReplyDeleteLast one got me! Lmao
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