Shout out to Jaymoore for the wonderful giftssssss.....I am blessed to have someone like you as my friend.Love you to the Moon and back *pressing Jaymoores mumu button for more*
Hehehehehehehehehhe...
BLESSING BLESSES IHN WITH HER BLESSED S
MILE
Hi house, my name is Blessing, and like many other BV's, I found this blog while scrolling through another one, someone hyped it and curiosity brought me here, i'm really glad I did. Everyone at home now know about SDK, I just fitn't keep it to myself .
Thanks to all fellow commentators for making the blog interesting. Ideato and the staff bus, Kelvin Otele, Ibukun, doppelganger, and all awesome people here, chop kizzes.
Stella you doing a really great job, I may not agree with you all the time, but I admire your doggedness in the face of incessant criticism.
LMAO @Ideato and the staff bus..so the staff bus is now a BV?hehehehehehe
Blessing nothing do you,help me hail house people!
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ADAOBI IS FACE OF IHN
Hi Stella, im Adaobi an ardent reader of your blog but very lazy in commenting, I Hope to see my pics as the face of IHN. Love what you are doing Stella and I have learnt so much from your blog. season greetings to BVs
Adaobi I hail oh,you have same lips like Angelina Jolie...*pomo lips*..its a compliment oh....I hail and kisses to you.
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AMAZING TTC TESTIMONY
Hi Stella,
It's a long story but let me start from here. I am 8yrs in marriage we had been ttc. 3 IUIs 4 IVF cycles. Note all test came back normal in all our investigations so nothing to say was wrong. Ran test in the UK and USA all came back normal. In my 5th year of ttc I tried this womb Massage thingy as the elderly lady touched my stomach she shouted 'ur belle fine oooo' so I went back home praying and crying to God. Prophecy came good n scary ones but in all I trusted God.
God bless my parents ,always praying for me and my in-laws never gave me issues. My husband is the best, we had our issues but for once he did not make me feel bad. Fast forward I saw the Prayer post I tried doing it 2wice In between the prayers I sleep off. Lol devil na bastard.
U put up a post for free ivfs giveaway I sent in mine and a very rude lady replied under my post and insulted me.i saved it I used it as a Prayer point to God to give me this chance to send my testimony.
Oct I started intense prayers all by my self instructions from God him self ,midnight I dress like a pregnant woman and carry my children clothes and dance to God.we had an IUI procedure, I used royal jelly I read about on this blog just for a change, very ordinary infact my husband for the 1st time was not supportive, I paid all the Bills with my prayers reminding God of his words.
All I could remember is that 2weeks passed no blood. Mind you in all my above procedures I bleed b4 2weeks even on strict bed rest ,one sef I did not get out of the room no bathing my husband did all for me. But this one all the groove happening I went ooooo.i told God I dont trust science but him.
I did not run a test I just kept telling my husband that it was positive.the doc called me at 3weeks said he did not hear from me and asked if i bled I said no that it was positive.he said i should now start progesterone injection.i started all in faith.I ran into the doc on boxing day in the hospital tocomplain about back pain he say make we kuku do scan.
I became nervous lo n behold we saw 3sacs!!!!!!
God has done it and that is my precious Xmas gift from God oooooo. Women please hold God tight he is too real to fail. I will share the total package when it is due so many things i cant say now.
Stella God bless you and this blog cos I drew strength from all the testimonies.
WOW,GOD IS TOO FAITHFUL TO BE UNFAITHFUL....Thank you Baba God!
Triplets?This is a wow...congratulations indeed!
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MUA Needed at Isolo
I need a makeup artist on 1st of january around ire akari estate Isolo, who can come make me up and tie my gele in the morning before church service. Please if you're a MUA who can tie gele WELL and you stay at Ire Akari or close by kindly send me a mail on funmmyfun@yahoo.com
Thanks
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RECHARGE CARDS FOR WINNERS OF IHG FROM MY BABE
Hi Stellz, beautiful woman with a kind heart. Kindly ask the following BVS to send their numbers to you so they could get their lines recharged.
BV miss Aboki the great
BV Goretti
BV Abamade
Love ya.
Kisses.
If i do not hear from any of you today,the offer is off.I posted this inside IHN comment section yesterday and none of them got back to me.
Thanks Sweety.
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NEW YORK
Please help a beevee, anyone going to New York in the first week of January should Please contact me via kidman_sam@yahoo.com ...I need to send some stuffs to a friend in new York city...
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GIVEAWAY
Compliments of the season. I have this gold wedge to giveaway to anyone wearing small cut 39. The 20th person to send mail to folakemiasolo@gmail.com will receive the giveaway and must reside around addo-badore- ajah axis
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SINGLES MINGLES PROPOSAL
Good day Stellz,
I'm happy to tell you that I just proposed to a lady I met through one of your SnM post which was in May 2015 ( hope I got the precise date)
Keep up with the good work and keep doing that which you are doing and God will continually bless you.
Attached are pictures that are for your eyes only,after the main wedding then you will post out just to encourage others.
WOW...Seee beautiful people..her legs are HOT and she looks so warm and you are like chocs melting out of fire.....WHAT!
Congratulations to you both.....I see you went on your knees and asked her,wow.
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CASHIERS URGENTLY NEEDED
Good day Stella and warm compliments of the season. Kindly post this. Vacancies exist for experienced cashiers in a corporate organisation located in Port Harcourt.
Qualification: OND/HND or University degree in any discipline.
Job Function: Handling all cash/pos transactions, issuing invoice/receipts, handling of imprest, etc.
Preferable candidates for the position should be female (married or single). interested persons should send their CV to mgtconsultant2014@gmail.com
Thank you
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MEMO FROM MRS I
Hi Stella i won't hail you too much because i wonder what i will say that you haven't heard .Just want to encourage you to keep the good work and please don't change no matter the side talks and criticism.
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CASHIERS URGENTLY NEEDED
Good day Stella and warm compliments of the season. Kindly post this. Vacancies exist for experienced cashiers in a corporate organisation located in Port Harcourt.
Qualification: OND/HND or University degree in any discipline.
Job Function: Handling all cash/pos transactions, issuing invoice/receipts, handling of imprest, etc.
Preferable candidates for the position should be female (married or single). interested persons should send their CV to mgtconsultant2014@gmail.com
Thank you
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MEMO FROM MRS I
Hi Stella i won't hail you too much because i wonder what i will say that you haven't heard .Just want to encourage you to keep the good work and please don't change no matter the side talks and criticism.
Personally, i joined the SDK family two years ago and at times when i read some comments from you addressing some issue i do feel your comments are brutal, rude and too blunt but at last, i now understand the blog very well and notice some of us need to be handled with iron hands(lolz) so keep doing you abeg and wish you greater heights come 2017.
Much love to my SDK family especially the ones that keep the blog positively entertained. Btw, please guys i need all of your prayers to carry my baby come 2017.My blog name is Mrs I.
Thank you Madam
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VACANCY
Complement of the season Madam Stella, please I'll like to employ a sales rep ,
Qualification: SSCE/OND
Female, within Egbeda/ipaja Lagos axis interested applicant should send a text to 09052212144. And I also need somebody who can help with cleaning my home every weekend for a token. God bless you.
Thank you Madam
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VACANCY
Complement of the season Madam Stella, please I'll like to employ a sales rep ,
Qualification: SSCE/OND
Female, within Egbeda/ipaja Lagos axis interested applicant should send a text to 09052212144. And I also need somebody who can help with cleaning my home every weekend for a token. God bless you.
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SIGNING OUT...
ReplyDeleteCompliment of the season!!!
Love from my daughter to you all.
*te……..I mean… *tell it to the Lord**gospel*Song**praisetheLord**lol*
Joblesshousewife
I followed my neighbor to the farm yesterday ooo. My body dey tell me now. Choi! I guess I wan born to be an ajebo
DeleteKisses to your daughter
DeleteAnonymous 10.39 in to day's spontaneous post pls read and understand. My dear as my God lives, food nni onu will not be a problem for my family and I. I had beans and pap this morning because I felt like. So because I didn't have baked beans, roasted eggs, blended cabbage turned me into a beggar. Nne I have needs, but no be food o nne m. From the little I have I even played Santa. Nne I had that because I wanted and felt like it. Na WA .
DeleteLol @Jobby.
DeleteBvs, please I need y'all advice on something.I got admission at Fed poly Bida for my HND and I will love to sell something to assist myself in school. Any suggestion of what I can sell that will be profitable? BTW, I am a female and 50k is my budget. Thanks and God bless.
So happy for you Bv who is pregnant. God keep you and your baby. Amen.
DeleteThose still believing God will do you all soon.
Safe delivery in advance Portable Viv and all pregnant Beevees. Amen
Mama triplet, God is great we praise him congratulations , some people eh I wonder how u see at night imagine insulting someone who is Ttc, u guys should take it easy with insult, some word are like sharp sword piercing some one hart.
DeleteThis is great. JHW no tearing of anything today.
Delete@Bub,get there first,stay and find out what moves market in that area before venturing into any of them.
DeleteJobless housewife,u no dey tear something again. Good moves. This 2017 go fine wella
DeleteIHN .....
ReplyDeleteHi5 Stella🙋!
Yesterday's comments on chronicle was LIT in a very good way. If you haven't read it, run there now. Trinity and Dewdrop na so? LWKMD
DeleteLet them judge you. Let them misunderstand you.Let them gossip about you. Their opinion aren't your problem. You stay kind,committed to love,and free in your authenticity. No matter what they do or say,don't dare doubt your worth or the beauty of your truth.Just keep on shining like you do. _Scot Stabile
ReplyDeleteNice1 fluffy.
Delete'Look yourself in the mirror and ask, what do I wanna do for the rest of my life... Do that'.
ReplyDeleteI just did! I am gonna make the rest of my life the best of my life mehn! No time to check time. Lool
DeleteYes ohh, no time to say no time.
DeleteJaymoore nwamama, Jaymoore the man after my heart tuale, as you make Stella happy, God gho make you happy wella wella in jesus name, amen.
Delete*If you wanna say Emjay the asslicker, don't bother, bcos it's my hobby, as far as they are clean, I dey white wash am walahi.
Kwakwkakwkakwakwkakwkawka
No skoki?
ReplyDeleteNo
DeleteHarmattan catch am
😂
You are high Ibukun
Delete#Missfit
Hello my bvs
ReplyDeleteHello bvs, pls what biz can one start with 100k? I don't want to be idle this coming new year.
DeleteThank God for the testimony of the ttc lady. U shall carry ur babies to term and deliver like the Hebrew women.
IHN welcome 🙌🙌
ReplyDeleteAmen to your prayer Stella.
Thank you Lord for your faithfulness.
Hello people. Oya lemme go back and read
ReplyDeleteI wanna say a very big thank you to save our needy for making this Christmas celebration a memorable one for my son. It's not been easy as a single mum. I benefitted from them last year. So this year, I was contacted again even without applying for the giveaway and i was blown away by the massive love shown to my son and I. Mere words can't express how grateful I am. I got clothes, shoes, rice, vegetable oil, toy, noodles even frozen chicken and some other things. Thank you save our needy, may God continue to bless and uplift you. Thank you Stella for the medium being used to touch people's lives. May God bless you too. Attached are pictures. I'm sorry they are not clear.
ReplyDeleteBv Blessing
Thank you save our needy. God replenish you guys.
DeleteMy namesake shout out to you too
ReplyDeleteAll Blessing dey fine sha
God bless u as we keep the blog going with comments 😂😘
Welcome IHN
DeleteStella Amen to your prayers!
ReplyDeleteGod bless the givers here!
TTC bv congrats on your baby
Beautiful faces of IHN
Much love
Who's this Jaymoore stella? I want to meet him.#side eyes
ReplyDeleteAre you new here?
DeleteLol
DeleteMe too 😒
DeleteUna won get belle abi? Lol
DeletePH city is dry this Xmas period which is unusual,i wonder why.
ReplyDeleteWednesday IHN is dope hehe
ReplyDeleteCongrats to the SnM couple. May God bless your union
ReplyDeleteBeautiful faces of ihn,beautiful shoe...I can see a fulfilling 2017 already... Thank you Lord in advance. Good afternoon BV's and Mami Stella please no more for ur eyes only in 2017 o... Congrats to the proposer and the propose😉😉
ReplyDeleteWelcome Wednesday IHN
ReplyDeleteBye Bye Nigeria..... sigh...!!! I finally got the call I've been waiting for and I'm happy to announce that I've accepted a Business opportunity in AMERICA & I have made the decision that it would be a better place for me. I didn't really want make it known to anyone, not
even my family, but I felt it was better this way! I will be heading out in January right after
Christmas to start my new life & a new beginning. I will try to text everyone individually, but I
thought it would be easier to post on here. I promise that I will never forget any of y'all... I will cherish the amazing memories. I'm definitely going to miss every single one of you. Goodbyes are
never easy.... I'm going to miss my family & friends, but I will
stay in touch. Especially since this isn't real & I need to make myself happy
*Larry was here*
I will catch u o
DeleteU go see
😂😂😂😂😂
Awwww larry, dont know y but this comment made mi sad
DeleteWake up Starry the dreamer!! Lol
DeleteLMAO 😁
DeleteLol! Dreeeeeam come true! They do 2x. I love that song.
DeleteBuhahahahahaha. Dream on baby.
DeleteLol @Ibk
Delete*Larry was here*
God bless all the wonderful angels in da house.
ReplyDelete@ JayMoore,God bless you real good..
Loving this weather...
Father, I thank You oooo..
Misses I, yuo shal carri yuor shilren cum 2017 in Jesus neme, Airmen. Pliss remaimba to sent me jolof rise in the vilage wen yuo'l be doin the christining.
ReplyDelete#A'dews
pretty faces of ihn
ReplyDeleteWelcome IHN, beautiful faces of IHN. For those TTC, God is still in HIS habit of doing miracles; he will never fail you, that am very sure.
ReplyDeleteAmen
DeleteWelcome IHN, beautiful faces of IHN. For those TTC, God is still in HIS habit of doing miracles; he will never fail you, that am very sure.
ReplyDeleteThat anonymous trolling trinity. It's disheartninf that you see a man deceived a fellow woman like you and many others on this blog and you are hyping his rubbish. Egbe duped dami on nairaland and told her he will get her water visa. Everything has been sent to Stella. He duped me of 200k. I met him on snm January and just like yesterday's chronicle poster and other women who commented I believed his stories. He was claiming divorced. I am a single mother of 2 myself. Why does he go for just single mothers? More than 10 women wrote about him in that c hronichle Nd you were busy saying he dumped trinity and gave her promise ring. I don't know her. I have no business with her but egbe is a wicked soul and I have teamed up with demi and he will be brought down. She has been looking for him since. Stop pulling your fellow woman down and calling other women he decieved desperate and stupid because it can happen to even you that's if you're not him
ReplyDeleteListen sweetheart I don't believe in bringing other women down, I'm a feminist I support women like myself. If you ask people that know me on this blog they will tell you the kind of person I am. The reason I spoke up was because she abused Yorubas and because women on this blog too lie about s n m guys it is not good or fair. I also backed him because I met him on snm too but we became just friend infact na him save me from a marriage man that added me and one idiot guy like that so for that i spoke up for him. He told me all about trinity now there are 3sides to a story his, hers and the truth. I spokeup because he was a good friend to me, now what ever happened between you and him and the girl you said he scammed that's not my business but I'm sorry for what happened to you. Trinity lied a lot and she knows it. I have told him to send his reply which he said he will send it to Stella asap. I'm going to stop commenting now because I don taya for this drama. Baby girl I support women and we women shouldn't shame each other but I also speak for what is right and defend people when lies are being told. That's me, I'm stepping out of this drama now. He will defend himself una should wait for his robust reply.
DeleteD guy need serious deliverance, imagine duping single women God will catch him. Anon 14:07 the Lord is your strength, he will replenish you, u will never lack u will ripe d the fruit of ur labour in abundance, God will continue to protect and bless ur kids in Jesus name.
DeleteMadam you too? I heard Bout the nairaland dupe.it was back in 2013 he duped demi of 400k after telling her he will get her qatar visa and ran away with her laptop too after claiming his brother was sick. So he came to this blog too? From what I read over 15 women have come forward on this blog.demi told me then he was not even remorseful.I will tell her to contact Stella that we have found her guy oh. He told her his name was Alexis Andre back then.wow
DeleteThe first anonymous why are you carrying trinity matter like gala on your head?do you know her personally? So many women have spoken about this man. Did you read that chronicles at all? Did you count the women?So why pick on trinity? If you claimed she insulted your tribe then address it not talk about a matter you know nothing of. If trinity is lying what of the other 15 women and counting saying all the lies he told them? What makes you think he is so truthful to you about that trinity girl? How are you 100% sure he didn't ask her to marry him and in front of her pikin for that matter.don't fight battles you know nothing about. You don't do that. I've been following this story and I wonder what your obsession is.the said man could be telling people lies about you too and you don't know. So please be careful who you call your friend and who you defend especially somebody over 15 women have come forward with lies he told them
DeleteXxxxTrinityXxxxx?
DeleteAbeg when all this drama start?
He duped u of 200k? Wow!!! The guy is a smooth operator o
DeleteWhy are people so scared of death? How would you feel if the world comes to an end on the 31st December?
ReplyDeleteI'm asking this question in respect to one comment I read here sometime ago. Someone said people had been dreaming of her dying and their dreams do come true. The replies that followed shocked me to the bone. Everybody was telling her it's not her portion and all. Now who's portion is it? People gats die na. You just have to be prepared for it always.
On a more serious note, what exactly are you doing alive?
Anon "orubebe" #galore's voice # I don't know wat you are doing alive but I know Mine, am serving the purpose of God for my life. His words are Yes and Amen, I shall not die young cos He conquered death.
DeleteSo you want ppl to wish her death and not rebuke death for her sake? You are one sad human being, end time anonymous like u
Even the bible says death before 80 is an enemy.
DeleteYou die na as you're prepared. Yimu.
Well it's easy, you can take her "death space" all we need do is make a 3days prayer and the death is yours.
DeleteIn house toh gbaski.
ReplyDeleteThat anonymous trolling trinity. It's disheartninf that you see a man deceived a fellow woman like you and many others on this blog and you are hyping his rubbish. Egbe duped dami on nairaland and told her he will get her qatar visa. Everything has been sent to Stella including his pics. He duped me of 200k. I met him on snm January and just like yesterday's chronicle poster and other women who commented I believed his stories. He was claiming divorced. I am a single mother of 2 myself. Why does he go for just single mothers? More than 10 women wrote about him in that c hronichle Nd you were busy saying he dumped trinity and gave her promise ring. I don't know her. I have no business with her but egbe is a wicked soul and I have teamed up with demi and he will be brought down. She has been looking for him since. Stop pulling your fellow woman down and calling other women he decieved desperate and stupid because it can happen to even you that's if you're not him
ReplyDelete200k kwa na wa o,God go purnish the guy.All SnM guys wey una plan be say make una chop and clean mouth una life no go better, 2017 will be a hard year and una go run from pillar to post, if u like go Mfm go do deliverance pabo loma jasi..eyin oloriburuku gbogbo
DeleteHe has deceived so many women in this blog. I read where one anon said yesterday he wanted to waste trinity because she exposed him but be she dey beg am becos she get pikin.I was ready many comments from different women. Please lets be careful when it comes to online dating
DeleteVery wonderful.
ReplyDeleteOya congrats to all Angels and God bless you all plenty.
Blessing and co on IHN una weldone.
Ideato hope you use our staff bus travel to obodo owerri? oya write to us.
Enjoy this day beatufful people.
Let me start and be going home jare. Nothing much to do
Congratulations single and mingle bvn. May God bless and keep you.
ReplyDeleteTTC bv God is a faithful God, have a safe delivery.
Beautiful faces of ihn!
May God answer your prayers Mrs I
Nice IHN
ReplyDeleteCongrats on madam, 3 sacs! Kai u received triple for all d years, may u carry to term, pls do a cerclage and opt for elective CS God bless you all.
ReplyDelete*to you madam
DeleteAdaobi u look so much like tonto dikeh
ReplyDeleteYour head is there, said same thing.
DeleteReally! Tho many pple do tell me I'm d darker shade of Tonto DikeH.. Stella made me to laugh so loud with ponmo lips! I love you stella
DeleteMschew network be acting up oncee its time for ihn.... Hian
ReplyDeleteIhn ti de,
eyin bvns lori bloggy iya rere Stella, olowo ori ti Ogbeni Korkus, bawo ni?
A wa o, la la la la la la la la la, a wa o
Delete@slim shady, Stella koni olowo ori ogbeni Korkus, Ogbeni Korkus ni Olowo ori Stella. Oko ni olowo ori aya now and not the other way round
Delete*Larry was here*
Mschew network be acting up oncee its time for ihn.... Hian
ReplyDeleteIhn ti de,
eyin bvns lori bloggy iya rere Stella, olowo ori ti Ogbeni Korkus, bawo ni?
This harmattan is too muchooo
ReplyDeleteUdara full everywhere.
I cant wait for mango to be out.
Inhous news is hereooo.
Lool! Some idiots here need that extra iron hand biko. Congrats to the couple that met through S n M. Wooow! I wish others luck. Adaobi your face is familiar oo*thinking*
ReplyDeleteSandy some anon don finish u for spontaneous post n dat Somto post ikwawawawawa
DeleteY did Stella enable all those comments yabbing u na Sandy?
DeleteI tie my testimony to the ttc woman.3sack have been praying lord and I trust u its will be in 2017
ReplyDeleteI join my faith to yours you shall testify before the end of 2017. In Jesus name and by the intersection of our mother of perpetual help. Amen.
DeleteAmen!!!
DeleteAmennnnnnnnn
DeleteCongrats to that lady,u shall carry to term in jesus name.Hello Bvs
ReplyDeleteAmen to your wonderful prayer Stella.
ReplyDeleteBV Adaobi, you resemble Tonto Dikeh o.
BV with the testimony,may God be praised for you and your family, safely shall you carry to term and deliver to the glory of His name... Amen
Mrs I, God Almighty shall grant the desires of your heart in Jesus mighty name... Amen
Let the drama begin??
ReplyDeleteSomeone told mi no good guy can come out from snm, I wanted to prove him wrong but sadly its wat am seeing, they are either so ugly, very jobless, very far away, too lousy (mouth) for a man or fuckboys or too young, hmm so hard ive given up on snm, my one true love aint there.....
You have not met the right people
DeleteYou are right,fuck boys everywhere,
DeleteYou are right,fuck boys everywhere,
DeleteI agree with you
DeleteWelcome IHN.
Delete@Tayan Taylor, so you also go anonymous too? For what and why?
Delete*Larry was here*
like-minds attracts each other. Sincerely i see people complaining of fuckboys and girls on this snm post , its the same thing in the real world , check the quality of guys outside snm talking to you , you are only attracting what you are . Go and find out most beautiful girls and good ladies dont even have toasters upto fuckgirls because most of the guys that will find it easy to approach you cant/dare not try to talk to them , they are simply intimidated and wont be able to approach such ladies. . so when all these so called fuckboys find it easy to add you and talk to you , ask yourself , what am i doing wrong ? God Bless you
DeleteUgly broke bitches with body n mouth odor be wanting non-fuck boys too?Ikwakwakwakwakwa
DeleteNo, there are good guys but the unfortunate ones are the ones who add you up
DeleteU've not met the right one. There r so many good guys
DeleteOur God is awesome!!!! Triplets loading, congratulations dearest poster, you'll carry to term in Jesus name!!!
ReplyDeleteJay Moore, bless up!!!! Let your blessing reach my side too.....
God bless the givers and receivers
Love is a beautiful thing, congratulations on popping the question, marital bliss in advance poster...
Contact me for your celebration cakes and cupcakes.
*Faithful bv*
Me too ooo. I need his angelic touch
DeletePraise the Lord somebody, your testimony is sweet madam and it shall be permanent for in Jesus name. Default Smile sweetie you are next, am sure you have received already only you don't know yet.
ReplyDeletebeautiful gold shoe. Beautiful things happening already. Foine foine gehs plenty for this blog o. Adaobi that your nose go massive if you get belle o.
Queen and Boss where are you Ni. Most times I cringe at your comment but I don't know why am missing you. Your juju strong o. Jhw we are resting from your pant and bra tearing things.
Adaobi looks like a local version of Tonto Dike
DeleteI miss her too, the Queen and boss
DeleteLucile be nice
DeleteGbamm,ijiya.. Darker version of totolet,.ooops I mean tontolet..
DeleteCoconut oil seller, haba!!!
DeleteYaaaaay I won... Tnx bv beloved.. Tnx Stella I have email u my number already.. It stops with 53266.
ReplyDeleteA professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting.
ReplyDelete"You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear."
At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man's anus, pulls it out, and then licks it. He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes' silence, they follow through with his disgusting command.
"The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: How many of you noticed that I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index finger?"
After the class was over, it took the janitor three hours to mop up the vomit.
#DontQuoteMe
Lmao
DeleteYuck!!!
DeleteYuck!!!
DeleteThat Portharcourt job is all I see. Wish it was in Warri.
Mrs I from your heart to God's ear.
Elastic high!
DeleteThank God for the amazing TTC testimony
ReplyDeleteJesus!the TTC madam,your testimony is permanent IJN,look at God!haaa,thank u Jesus,I am so happy for u madam,I know how it feels to be trusting God for children, each menses comes with fair,anger ,frustration, but alas u re settled, I use u as a point of contact to every one trusting God,we shall all be wonderful mothers IJN.congratulations to d s&m couple.
Deletewow congrats madam triplet,God is great and God na twins i need please.stella hope all is well with creamNcookies.
ReplyDeleteIHN. Happy new year in advance
ReplyDeleteNice one, am new here, I hope am welcome
ReplyDeleteAmen to your prayers oo, Stella Sweetheart!
ReplyDeleteI've been offline since on the 25th
ReplyDeleteMy phone fell to the ground and that was it...
Just fixed it today
Missed y'all.
Pele dear
DeleteMissed you too
Welicome back and do not disappear again lol
Oyibo, supu
DeleteWe missed you too dear...ur absence was greatly felt that is to tell you hw impactful you are here on this blog chi
DeleteOoh sorry about that. Missed you too @Chi Exotic! Welcome back
DeleteHi Aunty Stella,
ReplyDeleteI received an alert of 10 thousand naira from a wonderful Santa and angel from this blog.I cannot even begin to adequately express my gratitude. Aunty Stella, you are a woman from God. God bless the Angel, God bless you Aunty Stella. Long live SDKB.
BV Alero
Congrats dear. #side eyes at all those santa, dem just dey pass my front like winch, upandan left right nd center, but to even recieve my greeting na war. DiarrizGod
DeleteThat part where she said "miidnight I dress like a pregnant woman and carry my children clothes and dance to God " really moved me that I started imagining it. God works wonder.
ReplyDeleteCounting down to my birthday.😄
ReplyDeleteI rep January #1...
The love of God intoxicates ME!😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😗😗😗
Counting down to my birthday.😄
ReplyDeleteI rep January #1...
The love of God intoxicates ME!😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😗😗😗
Welcome IHN, God bless Stella and bvns
ReplyDeleteIhn is here, I'm at the office doing nothing, my boss would have allowed us stay at home, the place is fucking bored. I need a better job abeg,
ReplyDeleteBv Blessing you look beautiful
ReplyDeleteBv Adaobi you are pretty too; you have a similar look with Tonto Dikeh
The Testimony got me shouting wow! Our God is indeed great
SnM Proposal please send us your wedding invite #ILoveLove
Stella what happened with Cookies&Cream
The lord shall make me carry 3sac too oh,I don't mind lord and I trust u say it will come to passy
ReplyDeleteAdaobi looks like the pregnant version of Tonto. Pls all these people that visit cinemas, I want to ask, how do u know the particular movie that will be shown that day. Do u Kat go there and see any movie that were assigned for that day. Eg,if I want to watch assassins creed, how do I know the particular date and time it will be shown. I want to start visiting cinemas to ease this stress. Hubby is becoming a pain in my ass. I need a place away from home
ReplyDeleteGo to their website and check.
DeleteCheck it online so far u know the name of the cinema
DeleteJust google the cenima u want to go e.g silverbird abuja and d schedule for the week would be there. Every movie may be played for 2 weeks to one month depending
DeleteU can knw from their website
Delete@Anon14:20... Yu browse it,if its filmhouse you wanna watch it from,you browse filmhouse Lagos,depending on your location,if its silverbird,you browse silverbird Lagos if you are in lagos and the movie and time for the week will display
DeleteJust check the cinema website you see movies and time schedule.
DeleteU could check their websites,i usually do that, d movie, time nd date would b there
DeleteSearch for the name of the cinema on google,you'll see their website. Click and search location. You'll know what to do
DeleteGod bless Bv LAFRESH for blessing a total stranger.you will never lack mami.keep up ur fresh heart. God bless you again
ReplyDeleteOluwa etobi o tobi
ReplyDeleteMiracle worker
Promise keeper
Light in the darkness
That is your name Jesus
May your name be praised Almighty for this BV testimony
Triplet for her wasted years
God you are awesome
Am next in line ,I tap into this God perform your wonders Lord
God on her behalf am/ we are grateful
Congratulation madam, God will keep you and your babies in Jesus name .amen
Bv that just propose ,congratulobia
you need someone to be cleaning your house for a "token" in this recession? Issorrai
ReplyDeleteIHN is bae
ReplyDeleteThank you lord for the amazing testimony may God name be praised. Poster you shall carry your babies to term ijn. I pray this for myself too the Lord will pick my call and others ttc ijn.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations may u carry and birth them to full term i love triplets
ReplyDelete#Jotting down things you were grateful to God for and feel lucky to have in your life, is a great way to boost your mood, feel optimistic and more satisfied with your life*
ReplyDelete20th person to send you a mail because of those shoes? Hian🏃🏃
ReplyDeleteDon't mind Ideato her junior sisters mate are cruising cars and are not making noise about it. You shld even be ashamed at ur age and stage in life you are still jumping bus.
ReplyDeleteIn my office staff bus is for junior staff dey wont even allow you enter,cos they feel every1 even if u cant have a car you can get a car loan without interest.
Is that how poverty has enveloped you that you are happy to be entering a mere staff bus. Had my first car at 21.
My dear if u had it first car at 21 u won't be this bitter
DeleteU can't be rich and still be bitter ...
Kolewerk
Wow....so much hatred ND jealousy..pls drive that ur car to the nearest mfm church for deliverance plzzz
DeleteWhat did u do to get ya 1st car @21?Dats d koko
DeleteLol. Proud chicken. I had my first car at 19, so what's your point? insulting other people. Mstweee. Some people will just be proud on top bullshit.
Deleteyou actually came out as more arrogant than the person you are deriding . And for your having a car at 21. i know someone who had his first house at that age. It aint about when you do or i do or they do . its all about God's timing . God Bless you
DeleteWow! Triplets! Jesus! God u r truely good,i refuse to give up.Congrats madam you shall carry ur babies to full term and no evil eyes will see u in Jesus name amen.
ReplyDeleteGod will do yours too in 2017, you will become a mother next year by God's grace
Delete*Larry was here*
a big shoutout to Save Our Needy, these people put a smile on a face in spite of hardship and recession.
ReplyDeletethey came over to my home and gifted me a lot of gifts for Christmas celebration(that was on 24).
now today they called me over to come get a box of clothes for i and my kids. they even foresaw my forth coming job next year and gave me corporate wears.
just as you have put smiles on my face this season, turned my sorrow to happiness, may God locate your every need. thank you, thank you, thank you. may you never know lack throughout your life.
First girl in the first pics...
ReplyDeleteBeautiful ladies up there..
ReplyDeleteCongrats non your triplets ma'am
Congrats about to be couple
Ideato and the staff bus, sounds like a novel E.g chike and the river
Oh my!😂
DeleteOn*
DeleteWhat is this bad news I'm hearing about Ikorodu?
ReplyDeleteOur Ikorodu bvs hope y'all are safe, Eka Joy, Blogbrity, Ideato Bride, Folly realwoman, Fab mum(frowns face), XP, e.t.c. May God keep you all safe.
XP na play I dey play oo, I know you don't stay in Ikorodu, I just say make I play with you small. Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa
The fear of XP on SDK blog is the beginning of wisdom. XP for President of SDK Bvs Association Three gbosas for iya twins - gbosa! Gbosa!! Gbosa!!! Long live XP..
Make I remove my mouth for your yansh before the thing go gum for there... Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwa
Xp the chief decoder, abeg no decode me oo. Chai! XP for just decode me, she go know the day wey dem born me up to when I first see my period, she go just capture my first kiss plus all my 'beautiful' past life come end the decoding for my present address. She go come scan me for inside bathroom when I dey baff. She go just snap me, carry my pix come put for IHN.
Chai!!! I go just drink Sniper carry goooo....iyammi
Lmao! You're just too funny abeg. Wetin!
DeleteYawning.
DeleteYou mean Ideato, blogbritys sister? That's how they will be denying themselves for nothing. From the same village, live in the same place, a whole lot of coincidence jare. Why are you scared of XP? Person wey no fit decode me even with my mail approved on my profile? She is just overrated
DeleteFor those that will ask why I didn't comment with my ID, UC browser does not want me to be great
DeleteThanks beloved and Stella and the angel giving out the cards. God bless
ReplyDeleteWelcome ihn,beautiful faces of ihn
ReplyDeleteCongratulations mama triplets God bless me with triplets too oh when am ready
ReplyDeleteSnM proposal why don't you show us pics now,congrat thou
Sandy Neky my candid advice to you, camdan cox yu ar becoming a blog nuisance so dat King Xoxo mystery won't turn yu to ridicule. What school did yu claim to graduate from?
ReplyDeleteAdd Love me jeje lies and yu 2 ar an eyesore, no job no husband no life except lying that yu have job. We know a lie when we read one......get a life pls.
Unu hapukwanu this lady. Nawa
DeleteI think she has a job, that mgbeke feeling funky
DeleteSmh may God save people like you from hatred and anguish...it is self destructive
DeleteSound it anonymous. Na since when she don do face of Ihn she don turn attention seeker,doing giveaway jst to b in the news.a to Eti.by the time them go drag u 4 ground nobody go tell u before u go stop dey comment with ur Id enjoy the flow 4 now.
DeleteIhn is da bomb,God bless you Stella, d ttc woman ur testimony shall be permanent in Jesus name Amen, God bless the givers and also the receivers.
ReplyDeleteHi Jaymoore!
ReplyDeleteThanks for gifting 'our' Stella
God bless you
Where is my own gift na? I 'yam' her blog bff oo, she nor tell you?.
Babe, this thing no dey tire you?
DeleteD'Royalty the begger,I hail o ,no dey do iko begging,wey white berry ur sister kikiki
DeleteIhn is da bomb,God bless you Stella, d ttc woman ur testimony shall be permanent in Jesus name Amen, God bless the givers and also the receivers.
ReplyDeleteThief, you want to meet Jaymoore. kikikikikikikikikikikiki
ReplyDeleteU want to meet jaymoore asewo iyen loma rin yin si.atenu
DeleteLolzzz, aunty stella hold ur friend (jaymoore) well, ur bvs aint loyal,if they just catch a sniff of him or her, na one chance oo,
Delete#jaymoore I dey hail oo,how ya side na??
Stella compliments of the season to you and my fellow bvs, kisses to y'all. I rarely comment and I'm not sure where this should go but let me just leave it here. This is for that lady that sent in chronicles weeks back asking for help regarding her inability to stop having sex after she was sexually molested or groomed by her cousin. Don't know if she will see this or Stella if you can reach her but she should search on YouTube for ' Breaking Soul Ties' by Bishop TD Jakes. I pray that message help and guide her.
ReplyDeletePlease, can someone in the house say me a prayer perhaps God will hear and answer? My name is Patience from Delta State. I have for many years prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, etc, just for one thing from God. I am an only daughter with many brothers. I am a Christian. I was engaged to be married about 7 years ago, but, my parents refused me marrying the guy because he's Yoruba and since then, no sincere and born again guy has showed up. Now, I'm almost 40 and very single. My Mum taunts me for allowing the Yoruba guy leave when they said "no". Sad indeed! I cry a lot. I now loose sleep. I don't understand why I'm still single. I serve God and I try to live right in God's sight. I desire to have my little baby girls - my little sisters. I desire a good home. I desire kids born within wedlock. I planned on marriage on my 27th birthday latest, but here I am ...still believing. I still trust my God, but can someone please say me a prayer? Perhaps God will hear yours. #Broken# . Please, those on this blog that are in the habit of calling mature single ladies "Aunty Gwegs", please desist from such, I beg of you. You do not know their struggles, their stories - no, you don't and may never know. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteThanks Santa F. Amen to your prayers
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to the s$m couple. SDK's blog has shown us in various ways that it pays to always keep an open mind, you can meet your helper, partner, free pu**y, get a job where you least expected it.
ReplyDeleteStarry Larry I'm happy for you. I too really want s to check out of naija soooooooo bad.
Congratulations to the s$m couple. SDK's blog has shown us in various ways that it pays to always keep an open mind, you can meet your helper, partner, free pu**y, get a job where you least expected it.
ReplyDeleteStarry Larry I'm happy for you. I too really want s to check out of naija soooooooo bad.
Hiaaaaannnn @anon just reading yesterday chronicles. Eyaaa so Trinity entered one chance.
ReplyDeleteThe post she announced her 'engagement abi promise' don't know which one, I was part of d ppl dat advised her to have kept d engagement private, that u don't announce such things till it has actualized to marriage,make anythn no go happen. Trinity and sum anons were cursing abi yabbing me, like I'm a hater, as if I'm not married myself o.
That time her mouth was even running abusing tribe upandan.
Never flaunt or mention a man that hasn't married you, asides it not being safe, it also blocks ur chances of meeting other guys if things go south.
Glad ppl have married thru S&M like todays poster. But I will rather prefer a friends hook-up. D guy can hardly hide things like marital status bcos u have mutual friends. Best of all, you know who u cant checkmate his lies with.
Trinity pele ooooooo.
This is to say a big thank you to SAVE OUR NEEDY....am too siprised to say anything, I wasnt even qualified for the giveaway becoz am not based in lag....but the took the pain of going to do waybill just for me and my unborn....may God bless and reward you all....Stella words just can't describe your person...all I can say is God will bless and reward you...my husband was shocked to see the gifts....hahahahah at last my everyday browsing paid off... According to him...
ReplyDeleteGod bless you all
....from BV joy A...Stella you should know who.
IHN is here.
ReplyDeleteHappy new year to everyone. May 2017 be better for us all.
Hi everybody.
ReplyDeleteSanta pls find me oooo I didn't drop my number,God provide dinner amen
ReplyDelete@anon 14.20, simply google d name of d cinema you want to visit. You will see the movie cinema's page, they have d movie showing times on their page abi website. They have all d details abt d movie there.
ReplyDeleteWow congrats o Iya ibeta,SnM Boo Congrats o.I pray make my SnM Boo propose soon o I too luv the guy,at times I do feel like d guy is not into me Ak I luv u Boo Boo,if u break my heart na to jst use sit down until mortal holding sand, water and one Bible verse swear 4 you.u better no fuck up o.lol jst kidding thou
ReplyDeleteThat's how I went to see this guy I met on SnM the guy didn't give me one naira for tfare all d way from ikd to island thank I get money naso I for they stranded.now he wants me to come and celebrate new year with him and use dat opportunity to get down with me. I didn't even reply is ping,Mofo .online dating is not my thing jawe
ReplyDeleteDroyalty you enjoy trouble. Xp ended decoding when the bv making mouth was decoded and her poor father sells bus ticket for Agofure motors .
ReplyDeleteThe anonymous boasting is a liar with fear do not mind their lies. The woman has ended all this blog fightings a robust reply would have being the answer to anonymous.