*Munching Something*
.....Side eyes at BV's....
*belches and hiccups*
*Continues munching*
CHUKS IS A NEWBIE
Hello Stella Chuks Okonkwo-Bruno is my name and your face of IHN...am kinda a newbie here.
08178276031
Welcome,this your intro is so dry,dry like Sahara..lol
OBIOMA DON LAND AS FACE OF IHN
Good day Stella
I hail you Darling Mama,My name is Obioma Oluchi
I hope I qualify for the Face of IHN giveaway.
Kudos to you and Cookies And Creams #sideeyes#
Shout out to Queen and Boss, Jobless Housewife, Mama Nnuku, Kelvin my runaway boyfriend, Kemistry, BBC and Bv Boma.
Season greetings to you all (SDKers)
Contact no: 08069606240
*Just imagined you walking next to an Obioma and someone comes out and shouts ''Obioma please come''...LMAO
FACE OF IHN GIVEAWAY BY SLEEKSKINZ -DAY 3
Remember to send in your entries to BBC's gmail account.Sleekskinz is responsible for the selection process and determines who wins.
Just include your phone number and if you are selected they will call you to ask your phone..Please let your intro's be sweet.we want to MEET YOU!
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NYSC CAMP TORI
Stella greetings from somewhere where NYSC camping Dey go on.. Better NYsc gist Dey oh... Hmm, where will I start... yes girls are lucky oh, if I were them I go enjoy my position and stop fighting for gender equality because Wetin my eyes see and ears Dey hear... Make una no be....
Unto redeployment matter oh, or at least better posting to town matter, make person no end up for rural area wey no make sense.
So as we guys dey find way to hustle money to find who go answer us post us for better area na so girls go just work up to camp officials and d rest na for the other room the matter go end...
Ee get four babes wey Don relocate from camp sef, where dem go nobody know but during registration or attendance taking they will just show up, and then leave camp... Mind you we are not allowed to leave camp oh, Smh...
I happened to have one friend wey give me the whole gist. According to her, she go meet the major in charge of the camp to ask whether him go post am go better area. Na so the convo take happen.
Friend: good evening sir... How was your day. Sir please I came to request to be posted somewhere near the camp, or in town... I don't want to go to village oh.
Major: seriously? Don't worry you won't be posted to far place, since I am beginning to like you.
Friend: thank you sir.
Major: no problem, you can just relocate all your load from the hostel to my quarters so we can discuss where you will be posted.
Omo, my friend said she laughed oh... But I just give am side eyes, I go believe say na only laugh she laugh when she tell me where them post am come tomorrow ... Na She come give me all the gist of Wetin Dey happen oh...
The bangation going on in the camp unto redeployment and posting favour no be here... As me and my fellow boys no get anything to offer, na to pray to God, and hope that we go see rich people wey fit find favour on us anywhere we Dey posted...
Camp is sweet sha......
Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah what exactly are you trying to say na?LMAO
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE....VOTE!
Please I need Bvs to vote my lil sis as Face of glamourama gee spa . All they have to do is go to Facebook,
Search glamourama gee spa, like the page then like her picture number 3. Esther is her name.
I have been a bv since when Linda Eze was loving Billie Jean and she stopped comment because of cup of tea( lol). Days of Pepper ose oku and Queen of coast AKA Ezewanyi
Please support a sister.
Thank you.
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POSTING COMMENTS.
It seems we suddenly have so many new BV's...Una welcome!
I want to point out what i have noticed.Please if you read post A,comment there and do not leave post A talking meat to go to Post Z talking about politics to post.....such comments are deleted.
Also,please stop posting phone numbers and BBM pins,what exactly are you looking for?You no dey see people wey them dey kidnap anyhow?
Please be careful.
And some of you who do not see your comments,sometimes if you reply a comment just because you want to appear topmost,if i delete that comment,all the replies delete as well....its how it is and i didnt do anything extra.
Also sometimes some of you post and ask me how your comments got to where it is....I cannot push comments,it is wherever that you posted that your comments will appear.
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#Copy
Whatever day IHN …*yawns*
ReplyDeleteI’m only here to …*tearbra**tearpant*
Joblesshousewife
Short and bae
DeleteMy Santa should plz locate I and my baby,nothing is too small.
DeleteThanking God for life as we count down to Christmas.
DeleteThanking God for life as we count down to Christmas.
DeleteSo Na so this Year take end, i nor get job and I nor marry. Fear not let me find wife self. It's well o.
DeleteIHN today e peka Stella watapen?. In other news I really enjoyed the lady chorister that ministered yesterday at shiloh, the yoruba one, I just dey dance, I no understand one thing. odigodu ok.7pm loading.......
DeleteAll I see is handsome Chuks. Looking like a family friend.
DeleteShiloh was awesome.. God I was so emotional last night.. Cried didn't know why..God is an awesome God, my case is different, SDK your case is different..to each an every one of us on this blog,we are all exempted from all evils.. Sdk I'm gonna pray for you tonight.. Whew God is good
DeleteVery short and precise ihn.
DeleteOne is not even hearing xmas jingles in radio stations in the north.
IHN..
ReplyDeleteWhats new ?
Hi5 Stella🙋!
Stella is bae
DeleteBusy December 😢
DeleteMissed a lot of posts, someone should do small amebo for me nah 😀
Am here for u Baybay! I Neva ran away! Take my email from my sweet cousin kizzes!
Delete(Stellz Cousin)
My Santa, wherever you are, please locate my son and I. We are based in gbagada Lagos. We need foodstuffs and clothes for my 4yr old son. Thanks in anticipation
Deletemy Santa,wherever you are, please locate my son n I. We are bases in gbagada Lagos. We need foodstuffs and clothes for my 4yr old son. 09092373804
DeleteIhn ti deee
ReplyDeleteam so happy that I was gifted an ankara material by a beautiful lady.
DeleteMy angel,may God almighty bless you richly,before you ask,God will make provision for you,in Jesus name,amen.
Welcome IHN
ReplyDeleteHey Rhoda,make I perch here abeg.
DeleteIHN toh bad.Linda Eze,happy birthday to your hubby.
how are y'all doing?
Ihn is bae...I want to thank God for my life, feeling sleepy! Had to set my time so I don't miss ihn. How una dey?
ReplyDeleteSo IHN dey give you a sleepless afternoon
DeleteJobless girl,ur mates are setting alarm to remind em of how to mke money, urs is for ihn
Delete@anon don't be a loser, I left home while you were still blowing sleep this morning, and got back very tired and was feeling sleepy, what's d crime there? Be hiding under anon throwing insults, that's how ur blessings will pass you why hiding and insulting others.
DeleteEasy!!
DeletePls just in case I can't make the Lagos Santa post (my mind is telling me there will be one😂)
ReplyDeletePls my Santa ,I just need two things
Live chicken and rice
Dont want to stress my Santa too much so he/she can do Santa for others too
Someone should help me RBC that day oh
Back to work
Kisses y'all 😘😘
Santa please find me
DeleteI've been patiently waiting and I've been a good girl
Kisses everyone
Woooow ihn o ti de
ReplyDeleteThis one I met Ihn early today
Ihn news is here,God bless us all ,im depressed,
ReplyDeleteBe thankful for the gift of life
DeletePls dont be......may God grant u happiness!
DeleteI came early today.
ReplyDeleteLemme see them.
Yea, IHN.
ReplyDeleteGod Bless Everyone.
IHN welcome.
ReplyDeleteStella hope it's not that pic that's making you hiccup o😀😀😀
Blessings on blessings for everyone.
Let the redeemed of the Lord say>>>>>
My Case Is Different. 🙌🙌🙌
Chukwu Oma... Onye Oma Nna 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎸🎹🎷🎻
I've just been seeing reminders to santa and appreciation...Dear santa, I saw the post late and wasn't allowed to comment on that post, please all I need is a bag, shoe and clothes. Thank you
ReplyDeleteHahaha.missed the abuja santa post too
Deletedear Santa,all I need is foodstuffs
yeaaaaaahhhh
ReplyDeleteWater and air is Indeed life
ReplyDeleteChop Knuckle Stella
yeah!! ihn is here....
ReplyDeletePlease where can I get a felly used ceiling fan to buy or who can recommend a very good new one to me? The ones have been buying does not last,they just stop blowing
ReplyDelete*fairly used
DeleteFairly. . Let me go anon on this
DeleteKikikiki kikiki Felly kikiki
DeleteFelly ke? Fairly o.
Delete***subtle begger***
DeleteLol @ stop blowing,why don't you just say stop working?
Deletei have 2 for sale if u want oo,mak i use d money buy rice.
DeleteOne thing I hate about this blog is the hatred you have for each other,if not for the love I have for Stella I would have stopped reading,thats why I hardly drop a comment.
DeleteI simply asked a question,instead of you to give answers or waka pass, you chose to pick out the mistake I made.
I'm busy at work,I just quickly chip that in,not knowing I bad missed spelt something.
Pls we should stop this cyber bullying, and we should stop beign hateful and learn to love and respect each other so goodness and mercy shall follow us all the days of our life.
Pls who knows any good brand of ceiling fan should recommend for me,I'm tired of buying fake
o gbono fely fely.😁
DeleteLet us not become weary in doing good, for at the proper time we will reap a harvest if we do not give up. -Galatians 6:9
ReplyDelete18 days to Christmas,waiting for my Santa to locate me all I want is a job endorsement into DPR or FIIRO.
ReplyDeleteHousehold appliances are also welcome
Yours sdkly dazzlinglizzy
Ihn rocks, no matter what been positive helps with dealing with sadness. Happy day to all bvs, still waiting for Santa to locate me.
DeleteDPR does not even call for test till like a year after application.
DeleteWhy are you looking for endorsement? Why not wait till you're called?
Where is my 1hour kiss???
ReplyDelete***
Please this is what you do outrightly to rid your home and environment
of wall geckos since you said you running on low budget.
1)...Make a local efficient insecticide with:
~Garlic cloves(2)=N100. Buy tiny native ones not the bigger artificial
ones, wear gloves to peel,then mash it tied up in a knot in a
handkerchief, don't touch with hands for potenty to be retained.
~A small cup of ground tobacco(Utaba)=N50
~A small cup of ground Cameroun Black Pepper=N100. Please buy freshly ground.
~A small bottle of vinegar(Apple Cedar Vinegar is more potent though
expensive)=N300
~An old spray can like those for hair treatment or insect sprays.
Total=N500
Final Step:
Tie your nose with gas mask or hanky. Mix all
powder(tobacco+pepper+garlic) in a bowl and pour vinegar.
No water please. I repeat, No water.
Sift liquid using flour sieve or any tight sieve.
Place a clean hanky over the mouth of the spray can, use spoon to push
the mouth down to avoid spillage then gently pour the filtered mix
into the can. That is your Insecticide.
Remember that any residue from the mixture will block the spray pipe. Sift well.
2)...Spray directly in holes and crevices around the entrance of your
home. They love back of cupboards a lot. Cracks in your fence. Look
for the yellow eggs they hatch in between fences and holes on the
ground. Spray to contaminate holes and kill newborns.
3)...Collect fresh eggshells from the Mai_Indomie in your
neighbourhood. Yes! The Aboki frying egg. You need plenty or from a
Baker. Crush them and spray around doormouths. And behind your walls.
They hate the smell of eggs, reason they lay eggs in holes and go
away, then come back days later after incubation to crash shells when
newborns are set to crawl out. Hahaha
4)...This is the very last strategy. "Whispers" this one kills witches
in your area. Hahaha
Get 2 big broken Coconut shells. Pour dry leaves inside, pour cup of
cameroun pepper, small sprinkle of potash and small sprinkle of
tobacco. Set ablaze.
And watch the sneezing and frowning, the lizards
will relocate. This is advised to be at 11am when people are out.
Folly dear you see how long the epistle is?
That's why I was waiting for a day like sunday to send it. Xp enviable queen well done.
you they find kiss with your with your craw craw vagina???
Deletemisplaced priority
Good one.
DeleteBut what I did and which seems to be working is I bought this local insecticide sold in bottles on the road and sprayed all the windows and entrance doors.
I don't see any afterwards.
Those ones works like magic
DeleteThose ones works like magic
DeleteAm here love for the 1hr kiss
DeleteMc pinky
Who's this Babalawo sef???
DeleteWhere is pankere Queen we want tips on how to go to babalawo house to tie our horse band down...as they go america you go and change your dp to america toffee, husband do birthday yesterday your own do today...
DeleteIn the spirit of ME-TOOism paste tips tomor or I pwee..
Ikwakwakwa
Where are my santas ohhh.
Delete18 days to Christmas,waiting for my Santa to locate me all I want is a job endorsement into DPR or FIIRO.
ReplyDeleteHousehold appliances are also welcome
Yours sdkly dazzlinglizzy
SHILOH 2016
ReplyDeleteMORNING Session Was ON PoinT.
Happy xmass in advance to u all
ReplyDeleteWelcome IHN
ReplyDeleteMy special Santas I am still hoping. You know I am in final year now and the stress is already showing because everything we are doing now requires money from seminar to proposal to project . 5k wasn't even enough to type my IT report
DeleteWho do I even run to? Chineke Lekwa nwa gi
Chooooi
At times I want to just faint
Eyah.thank God I typed & printed mine at the firm I did my own,where I for get that kind money? If you're in abuja I can help you print it out for free..leave ur email...
DeleteAww..it is a pity I am in awka o
DeleteShort IHN
ReplyDeleteChuks picture has been posted here before.
Investigator
DeleteWhiteberry, u no go dey ur lane now.
DeleteSleep no dey worry u again na to look for wahala.
So short.... My santa locate ur girl nah. I'm kinda broke ooo
ReplyDeletePlease my Santa should bless me with an airtel card,buying data on my phone is my biggest problem.
ReplyDeleteSombori is croshing on meee. Pliss cum to the village an sea my kinsmain.
ReplyDeleteTankio!!!
Lol! I love reading your comments villager.
DeleteYou're a hard nut to crack.
How unfortunate!!!
DeleteThanks to God my Santa located me yesterday,she was an anonymous calmer,so calm,patient and understanding, even when there was issue with the bank details I gave,she called back to ask for another.
ReplyDeleteThank God I can send something to my window mum.
MAY GOD BLESS YOU MY SANTA,YOUR POCKET WILL NEVER GO DRY.
THANKS SO MUCH
You are blessed dear
Delete*caller*
DeleteSo short.... My santa locate ur girl nah. I'm kinda broke ooo
ReplyDeleteWoooow ihn o ti de
ReplyDeleteThis one I met Ihn early today
Thank God it's Wednesday. birthday loading....
ReplyDeleteDon't forget to send ur pix to Stella for a birthday post
DeleteHello beautiful people please if you're at Shiloh and can accommodate me and my 2yr old son kindly holla at me, I don't want to be lonely.
ReplyDeletePls santa locate me,no one called me at all
ReplyDeleteyipee!!!!! first time in history i load card on SDK... sweeeeeeettt... much love to you STELLSS.... MUAH!
ReplyDeleteKuku go vote for d person Wei send card.
DeleteHmm the way the shoki showed already been used was so fast and quick..jeezess..
ReplyDelete*allergic to bullshite*
Yet another Ihn. This Ihn just dry today o.
ReplyDeletePls my santa locate me o.
Lord pls pick my calls.
I thank God for today,pls where is my Santa,itz only rice I need
ReplyDeleteInhouse is not bae today ooo. Short and dry.
ReplyDeleteGood
ReplyDeleteWoman power naa, use man power to get favors if u can.
ReplyDeleteThe newbie face is handsome, beautiful Obioma.
ReplyDeleteI first love myself.
Fall in love every now and then with yourself*... I like.
ReplyDeleteObioma you are beautiful, Chuks you are a fine dude.
Ihn is bae
ReplyDeleteIhn is bae
ReplyDeleteIHN is here, thank God for another day.
ReplyDeleteEnter your comment...Hi Chuks...beautiful guy,lol! Eba n Veggie loadin.., God's training centre,Grace all the way.
ReplyDeleteOK I am back.
ReplyDeleteI need Santa please. Chi exotic's gist about her Santa is doing me somehow.
Chuks you're fine.ok looking.You look tall too. The girl..forgotten your name you try too.ah yes obioma!nice name.
ReplyDeleteI'm very happy today cos today makes it one year I started working in this company.upon all the sack sack by God's grace I still dey and I will remain.thank God for my me and my friend.she's been over a year.God is good.it's not easy to get a nob with a multinational and keep it so I'm grateful.God bless me more in 2017! Those looking for jobs hope you get one soon.
Thank God for your job....Amen ooo I am seriously searching.
DeleteThank God for you dear
DeleteCongrats baby. They will only remember you for promotion. Amen.
DeleteTrinity, Biko holla at ur girl if there's vacancy...... Thank you.
DeleteBeautiful day
ReplyDeleteFine faces of In house news! Chucks welcome to the family
As for the NYSC camp tory,bros plenty things dey happen for there i tellz you lol. Been hearing plenty stories but na married women own dey make me shake my head! Tufia
Abeg gist me...i love those kinda gist....
DeleteHehehe drop your contact make we gossip wella na *runs outta post*
Deletefine boy face of IHN, i love your intro. no ass licking, and no notice me hailings like those that will be listing BVs like say them dey fear bashing.
ReplyDelete*strolling past*
ReplyDeleteKini gwam...make why
ReplyDeleteWaoh ihn so cool and short,countdown to christmas
ReplyDeleteChuks Chuks I don't think you're kinda new because I'm very certain I've seen ur pic here before,anyways what do I know let me jejely go back to my lane.
ReplyDeleteYours sdkly dazzlinglizzy
My mind too,familiar face
DeleteWomen have power,
ReplyDeleteI'm not saying gbenshing to get what you want o but There're many ways our 'feminity'can help us, just that many ladies go to put their backs on the floor and open leg.
eat bi like say I know this chucks ooo... come na uniben u go?
ReplyDeleteNope ma'am
DeleteYour breakthrough is coming! I got to stop writing now because I am getting excited. Can somebody please shout Hallelujah!
ReplyDelete@Chuks d newbie: Get prepare! Ur phone go ring taya today! Good p.m people of sdkb
ReplyDelete*prepared
DeleteWednesday ihn is here,the sun here is killing o,luv u all.....
ReplyDeleteMy special Santas I am still hoping. You know I am in final year now and the stress is already showing because everything we are doing now requires money from seminar to proposal to project . 5k wasn't even enough to type my IT report
ReplyDeleteChooooi
At times I want to just faint
You are worse than whiteberry at least she only begs on SDK.You are known for begging on all blogs but you still have money to buy data...SHAME..
DeleteAnonymous 14:38
DeleteI pray you don't see anything bigger than you
Ihn you are welcome
ReplyDeleteThis face of ihn,bv chuks,i thought I have seen your face here before,either on bday post but I know ur face has appeared here before
DeleteLucile thank you o. The face familiar wella
DeleteThe faces of ihn are beautiful
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
ReplyDeleteIts good to be back....
ReplyDeletePheeeeeeew
To be a woman, is not easy ooo
What have I missed?
Santa all I want for Christmas is husband material ooo*smile*I just want shooping spree..oya locate me
DeleteI'm a guy and I want to mingle.. Stella abeg when is the next S&M coming up.
ReplyDeleteLike I promised yesterday, this is the method of getting rid of wall geckos in your house as sent to me by XP.
ReplyDeletePlease this is what you do outrightly to rid your home and
environment
of wall geckos since you said you running on low budget.
1)...Make a local efficient insecticide with:
~Garlic cloves(2)=N100. Buy tiny native ones not the bigger
artificial
ones, wear gloves to peel,then mash it tied up in a knot in
a
handkerchief, don't touch with hands for potenty to be
retained.
~A small cup of ground tobacco(Utaba)=N50
~A small cup of ground Cameroun Black Pepper=N100. Please
buy freshly ground.
~A small bottle of vinegar(Apple Cedar Vinegar is more
potent though
expensive)=N300
~An old spray can like those for hair treatment or insect
sprays.
Total=N500
Final Step:
Tie your nose with gas mask or hanky. Mix all
powder(tobacco+pepper+garlic) in a bowl and pour vinegar.
No water please. I repeat, No water.
Sift liquid using flour sieve or any tight sieve.
Place a clean hanky over the mouth of the spray can, use
spoon to push
the mouth down to avoid spillage then gently pour the
filtered mix
into the can. That is your Insecticide.
Remember that any residue from the mixture will block the
spray pipe. Sift well.
2)...Spray directly in holes and crevices around the
entrance of your
home. They love back of cupboards a lot. Cracks in your
fence. Look
for the yellow eggs they hatch in between fences and holes
on the
ground. Spray to contaminate holes and kill newborns.
3)...Collect fresh eggshells from the Mai_Indomie in your
neighbourhood. Yes! The Aboki frying egg. You need plenty or
from a
Baker. Crush them and spray around doormouths. And behind
your walls.
They hate the smell of eggs, reason they lay eggs in holes
and go
away, then come back days later after incubation to crash
shells when
newborns are set to crawl out. Hahaha
4)...This is the very last strategy. "Whispers" this one
kills witches
in your area. Hahaha
Get 2 big broken Coconut shells. Pour dry leaves inside,
pour cup of
cameroun pepper, small sprinkle of potash and small sprinkle
of
tobacco. Set ablaze. And watch the sneezing and frowning,
the lizards
will relocate. This is advised to be at 11am when people are
out.
XP and folly have been mingling wih villager kikikikikiiii
DeleteNice IHN....
ReplyDeleteCompliments of the season fam. I love Christmas.
Hahahahahahah
ReplyDeleteEmjay, you did not even edit my name out of the epistle.
Na wa for today. Thank God for everything.
ReplyDeleteThe new blog visitors came because of santa. You promised them santa, so that is why we get plenty ids. Una weldone ooo. After christmas, the ids will die. Una weldone again.
The guys giving us camp redeployment gist, give them anal sex na. Afterall man dey do man. So nothing new there. Stop being jealous about ladies. They are using what God gave them to get the best. U self use your own. Mr. Pokenose.
I noticed too many monitoring spirits dey town and them full this blog, anyway we don pray against una for my church. Continue monitoring my comments while i keep moving up. Ewus
Let me go and watch telemundo jare. Sleep self no want me rest. I just dey do ogboju for office to keep awake after eating another round of ofe akwu and taking hot tea. Chai
thank God for today ooo. hmmmmmm God is really good, let me not finish it until next year because this vuhari period na wa ooo. The suffering that will come next year, only God will help everyone.
So federal government refused to paid workers November salary, what du u want them to feed on? When will you pay December own when you haven't paid November by now, God dey ooo and to even think my Santa refused to locate me.... Hahahhahahah odikwa serious ooo.
ReplyDeleteSee you, I work with National Broadcasting commission and I haven't been paid since August.
DeleteIHN ti DE ooooo..
ReplyDeleteXmas at the corner..abeg who dey kano ...make I join una this Friday to Lagos ooo
Mc pinky
Bv chuks, you're appealing to the eyes, kisses!!
ReplyDeleteLovely faces of ihn..
Camp Tori narrator, lol, manage anywhere them post you go.
Self love is key!!!!
Loveme Jeje, "how is you". ..kisses to you.
Contact me for your celebration cakes and cupcakes.
*Faithful bv*
Chuks looks like Ejike Ashiegbu
ReplyDeleteExactly
DeleteI have been thinking where I have seen the face before
No, Ernest Asuzu
DeleteNYSC tori can you just concentrate on why you are there, man wen dey talk like woman. Yeye dey smell.
ReplyDeleteIHN is here and it's midweek already...Hhhmmm it's not too late for a miracle to happen.
ReplyDeleteBaba God please pick up my call.
Hmmm my dear It is never too late
Deletewho has chuks number? Im in love :)
ReplyDeleteYou need laying of hands.
Delete*limps outta post*
I do
DeleteHot Afternoon..
ReplyDeleteWhy do people ignore messages. Like on whatsapp where you can easily tell read chats and some people will just not reply after opening only to come back by ungodly hours at night to continue the chat.
It is paining me.. I hate being ignored. Not used to it at all. Two can always play any game Sha.
Sorry dear,it happens...my girl is used to that too and have even left her now...no time...finding love like seriously
DeleteMc pinky
IHN don land
ReplyDeletePls Stella post this because I saw some people laughing me yesterday. The appreciation for 2k I posted yesterday is not to shame the giver, I did it in the comment because I sent exactly the same thing to Stella to post on IHN but she did not post it. I like showing appreciation because even the Bible say that we should show appreciation. The place where I work as cleaner, they pay me less than 10k per month, why will I not appreciate 2k that I see without doing any work except for free 10mb internet that I got from 100naira credit and pressing of phone.
ReplyDeletePls write out ur number here, will contact u darl.....I want to b ur santa.
DeleteMummy G, how can you speak such good English and be on a 10k job. Nne, you can have better.
DeleteGod bless all the givers and recievers and Stella Dimoko.
ReplyDeleteIt's been a while I've been here.
ReplyDeleteNot easy without a help.
Am home today as my neighbour that my kids stay with till I get back is subtly complaining not knowing my 7 years old is capturing all the gist in 3D and downloading for me when I come home.
Don't even know what to do tomorrow as I can't keep staying away from work.
I need a good nanny asap!
Ihn is here, Stella may God continue to bless and uplift you. God bless my santa too, I was been given some money. My santa ,May you never lack and my God will grant you all your heart desire. Amen
ReplyDeleteMy special Santas I am still hoping. You know I am in final year now and the stress is already showing because everything we are doing now requires money from seminar to proposal to project . 5k wasn't even enough to type my IT report
DeleteWho do I even run to? Chineke Lekwa nwa gi
Chooooi
At times I want to just faint
Beloved aka Vivian , please stop being a pest. Gosh. U beg on ALL blogs. I was going to play Santa to u but I don waka pass.
DeleteBeloved e Don do naaaa..... Ur Santa is not blind ni
DeleteBeautiful faces as in house face. New BV's everywhere, d hustle for xmas bonus is real. Make una no disappear as usual after xmas o
ReplyDeleteIhn is very short o, haba, what happen?
ReplyDeleteMy santa, I'm still waiting o.
Welcome mid week IHN. My Santa,please locate me,na die I dey o.
ReplyDeleteIhn is Bea, way maker God I know ur more than able
ReplyDeleteBaba God reason my matter and pick my call.
ReplyDeleteDear,Santa please locate me
I am available..
Ihn short and easy to read.
hahahahaha Anon 14:18 monitoring agent weldone ooo. See my answer for all of una up there
ReplyDeleteAPPRECIATION TO SANTA MRS .A
ReplyDeleteAnother santa located me again after my 2k appreciation. Let me not mention any amount again today. May God bless you ma and uplift you in all areas of your life. May your light always shine, may you not fall sick.
Now wey the money plenty small, you no gree mention amount. Cunny woman. God is watching you
DeleteMummyG dont mind them jare. Just know you are on my list and would do something for you. I see you be my namesake self.
ReplyDeleteEm Jay and Follywoman what is gaon. I no understand una method oo
ReplyDeleteOhh Stella my darling I am very happy. I got a call from Abuja Santa early yesterday morning and she gave me a beautiful Ankara material in the afternoon. She is a beautiful woman with a beautiful heart. An angel ohh. Thank you so much my santa. May God blessings never depart from ur household and you Aunty Stella may God Continue to bomb you and your family with joy and peace.
ReplyDeleteMummyG, don't mind them. God bless you for showing appreciation. Its because the money is 2k that is why they were complaining that you mentioned amount. if it was 20k or 50k, they will be praising both the giver for giving and you for showing appreciation. They forgot that giving somebody N50 in this hard times is not easy.
ReplyDeleteOkay now wey she receive big money ,she talk the amount? Mummy G way no pure jare
DeleteIs em jay the same person as folly realwoman?
ReplyDeleteI'm just asking o, and she came back to do damage control with the editing of name comment? It is still question that I yam asking o.
Today's IHN is called news in brief.hahahahh
ReplyDeleteThelma me is fine oooo. Chai i was thinking someone that called me from South Africa is my santa ooo, not knowing he called to get my Bishop's number. Chai.
ReplyDeleteMy santa make una locate una sister na. Even big man/woman they look for santa self, who come be wey no go like santa.
oya oooo not eight not
I see something wey pass my eyes this morning.
ReplyDeleteAs I dey go out this morning, I reach one corner na him one 'Egun' (Cotonou) guy dey shake him something after pissing , him come face my side oo. The guy something big, he come long and black. Wetin spoil am be say them no do am circumcision, the fore skin just dey dangle as him dey shake am to remove all the remaining piss. Chai!
As I go where I go, na negative result I get oo. I know say na the ojuju something wey I see early mormor na him cause am.
And you couldn't just remove ya eyes abi?
DeleteSee ya head lol.
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😅😅😅😅😅next time close your eyes.
DeleteIHN is here, unu weldone oh face of IHN you are beautiful and welkom to house face of IHN male, let me go
ReplyDeleteThank you emjay for the wall gecko info
ReplyDeleteIhn too badt ooooh. So am here enjoying and having sweet relaxation at home something I haven't done in months. I go to the office late and close really early all bcoz I had an accident lols. I ain't happy that I had an accident oooh coz the pain was outta this world but am glad am resting and not working as much as I used to. Talk bout making lemonade with the lemons life throw at you that's exactly what am doing right now.
ReplyDeleteMy Blog boo I love and I appreciate you a lot. Thanx for being an amazing friend.
Who is looking forward to Xmas chicken and rice?
I don't know why Xmas food is always so different, even the atmosphere sef is different, the people are different too lol. For some reason everyone seem to be nice and happy. I just love that period mhen and I can't wait for that day.
18 days to go hohohohohohohohohohohohohoho
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Beautiful faces. My santa pls locate me
ReplyDeleteGod bless the givers
ReplyDeleteMrs. Romas: Thanks but na my Papa name be Obioma, my name is Oluchi/OliviaOlives
ReplyDeleteBv Audrey & Bv Trinity Thanks
Stella'm I go waka pass noni afterall na my Papa name.
Thanks sleekskinz, i can't wait to receive my giveaway
Thanks Stella The Queen Blogosphere. Kizzez
My house help ran away on Thursday with a laptop, an expensive wristwatch that belongs to my husband, ipad and a PSP. A 23yr old boy by name Princewill Chikezie. He ran away with his other friend in the estate that also stole a huge amount of money from his boss.
ReplyDeleteWicked madam. Na so dem dey do una
DeleteCongrats to all those that has been Santalized.
ReplyDeleteAbeg I need new/used oven or sewing machine bikonu
E plenty for market, go buy. You no get family? Thats how una will be begging and begging till una will exchange una destiny for freebies.
DeleteIHN dry today ooo....no gist? Anyways tomorrow is another day
ReplyDeletemadam steraa(lol) some of us are not new bv like me i'v been a bv since mercy gentry bruhaha but dont know how to get blog ID until yesterday(cover my face)
ReplyDeleteAunty Stella, I write to thank the BV that gave the Atiku material to the selected guys in the Abuja Santa Giveaway (its beautiful), I got it from her yesterday. God bless her & God bless You for the good work You're doing. God bless SDK blog & long live SDK blog. Thank You 🙂🙂
ReplyDeleteMerry Xmas in advance, God bless d givers n d receivers
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ReplyDeletehahahahaha anon 15:48 wetin you hate. Dont mind them. You never see anything. I hope you wont get hbp. Just continue doing what you know best.
ReplyDeleteThis is the best blog. If you like dont come, who know you self. You be anon
Anthony okonkwo aka newbie..welcome to stellas blog.
ReplyDeleteMe still have waiting for my Santa too oo,na TV set,decoder and I pass my neighbor gen dey worry me oo,if I get wetin I go dey watch, hunger dey disappear. Thanks in advance Santa,I just want to wipe my past off n move on with life.
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