Have a lovely weekend people..IHN will return on Monday..
#CookiesAndCream
PRECIOUS' CENTRE TEETH
Hi, me and my dentition wishes you all a good day and a happy Christmas in advance.
From BV Precious Ibik.
Precious WOW,you are sooo beautiful even with 'photoshop!!!..Damn!
BEAUTIFUL CASEY
My name is Casey.Am a student and also a caterer.Stella nwanyi oma..
nwanyi ocha truly you have taken my love..you Are one of the strongest women I know and am inspired by strong and hard working women.I loveee this blog.I have been a blog visitor for the past two years.
Choi.....wetin you take push am up..LOL..you are so so so beautiful but e be like say you photoshop this photo small.
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FREE CONCERT
Hello Stella! Greetings! Attached is an invite for an annual music concert,
where all the performers are kids playing various musical instruments. It's a free concert. Please help share and spread the word.
Thanks a lot.
Jennifer 08054129647
Thanks a lot.
Jennifer 08054129647
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VACANCY
Hello Stella,please can you help me post this on the blog.
Pedigree Lounge situated on the mainland requires the services of well cultured waitresses in its establishment. Applicant must possess good and well cultured etiquette in dealing with clients,as well as a good command of spoken English.
For more enquiries please contact 08020764496
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A D.J in Lekki -Ajah axis
Good Day Stella,Please I need to get in cantact with a very Good D.J around Lekki -Ajah area.I want to start an Events planning outfits for Kids birthday parties and Schools end of year parties.i need a D.J to help to guide me and also assist me with some Equipments.Please any D.J can contact me on 08033287169.Thanks.
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VACANCIES
Hello Stella,
How are you doing?
Last year, I sent an email for you to post when we were looking to fill up a staff position.
We employed one person from SDK and I can say he has been one of our best employees till date.
I am looking to fill up these positions;
All applicants must reside in Lagos
Accountant - Must be a Bachelors degree holder of Accounting or Economics; 25years and under; no previous experience needed; Must be ready to work diligently.
Customer Care Representative - Must be a Bachelors degree holder of any course; 25years and under; no previous experience needed; Must be able to speak fluently; Must be ready to work diligently.
Interested candidates should please send their CVs to smoothieexpressltd@gmail.com
Thank you so much Stella.
Warm regards,
Tracy O
Cofounder Smoothie Express
07036369777
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SHILOH 2016
Please those travelling to Shiloh from Benin City should please contact me, so we can go together and please if you can give out accommodation or you want to share your accommodation, please also contact me. It's urgent. I am a young lady. Thanks. 09095828827
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Piquant Giveaway Redeemed
Hello Stella bae. My best friend was chosen for the Piquant Giveaway posted in IHN on the 29th of November. She personally delivered the surprise package(confirm jollof rice and succulent chicken) all the way from Egbeda. May God bless you abundantly and may He answer your secret prayers. She can be reached on 080348302499. Thanks.
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MEMO TO BV FROM EMPRESS CHO TO MEMO POSTER
OF YESTERDAY.
Got alerted of the memo by a blog acquaintance...
Frankly you ministered to my mood yesterday.
I was totally having quite a shitty day till i ready your memo.
I am a sucker for happy endings, so yep you turned my mood around with the tone behind your memo. I am glad i could be of help, you had me wishing i could have been some wall gecko and observed how things changed for the better....hehehe.
Your happiness is MORE than ENOUGH appreciation if that is needed at all.
However, if you insist, who am i to disrupt the ministry...mail me on empressnonye90@gmail.com
God bless your home...kiss kiss
Thumbs up Stella for an amazing platform like this, good day all.
Wetin be this advice sef make we see am?make somebody show us
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RE-CHRONICLES...AS YOU MAKE YOUR BED
http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2016/11/chronicle-of-blog-visitor-narrative_7.html?m=1
God bless you Stella. Thanks for posting my first story. Well,i read all the comments including the advice and insults lol. I took them all with good faith. Bvs rock big(E hug).
Firstly i reside in a non English speaking country,absolutely no free education for kids, the cheapest school here(public schools) they teach only in their language no english at all,so that's not really an option for my son for now,although i teach him well at home he's even more smarter and knows a lot than his friend's that attend the private schools,trust me.
As for me i graduated from uni last year with a first class,i was the best graduating student in my set,so i try.lol. Anyways the main issue now is i decided to stop talking with my ex, but the guy no gree o he refused,i had to even call him(we've never spoken on the phone since we reconnected, only chat) so i called,to explain better why we should stop communicating but he still did not want to hear,says we should just be checking up on each other nothing more that I'm not distracting him from his wife to be or anything. I can't change my number again(cos i changed it before bcos of him) but now i can't, its my business line. So we agreed on that.
Meanwhile baby dada has refused to talk to me for weeks now becos i refused to have sex,i told him we need to chill with this sex thing till we're able to carter for our child not to talk of having another one.because we can't even afford condom,na who chop belle full go buy condom na. Abeg my people i do bad? I'm not really a sex freak,the thing no be do or die affair for me.lol.
My question now is do i just keep talking to my ex once in a while or bone the guy entirely? Did i do anything wrong in wanting to stop sex for now? I'm really now focused on my business and it's growth and that of my child,I just tire for all this love and men matter.
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TTC TESTIMONY 8TH BABY HAS ARRIVED
http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2016/04/eight-testimony-from-ttc-post.html
Dear Stella,
This God is to good.
I sent in my TTC prayer and fasting testimony sometime in April, mine was the 8th.
My baby girl arrived on Sunday 27/11/2016. My baby girl decided to come early at 34weeks and my God the Miracle worker did His job that my doctor and pediatrician had to ask me if we calculated well because my baby is just like a full term baby, she weighs 6pounds 3.2 ounces. No issues at all. Her delivery was the sweetest. To God be all the glory.
God bless you Stelz
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IN NEED OF A SNACKS TUTOR
Good day Bvs, please I need someone (preferably around Festac/Satellite town axis)that will teach me how to make snacks at AFFORDABLE price.
You can reach me on D3FD84E
Thanks
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CAN YOU HELP IN GETTING A VISA?
Hello Stella and bvs,pls I need a bv that help in getting an American visa.I have been doing it but they 've failed to grant me visa.I 've even disvirgined my passport but yet oyinbo still adamant.Pls am pleading for help from a reliable person that won't make me cry.I can be contacted on 08176346064.
Pls scammers,stay clear.
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BRDAL MAKEUP ARTISTE NEEDED
Please my traditional wedding is coming up by the grace of God on 30th of December 2016 at Imo state, Orlu town. I need the service of a make up artist either based in Orlu or Owerri. Please we all know that e get as things be now for this our beloved country Nigeria, so if your price is not friendly at all,pls na beg I dey beg, don't call me cos I no fit shout. I can be contacted on this number 07066642827. Thanks..........................................................................................................
RE -XMAS DECORATIONS FOR CHURCH ON A LOW BUDGET
Stella bawo ni?
Thanks for posting my mail in the IHN!
I noticed you made a mistake in my email address. Is it possible you re post please?
Thank you.
Here is the mail please:
I am led to decorate and beautify the church for this festive because i want God to do same in my life! If you reside around Ajah axis and you are GOOD with decorations please holla- shademabel@gmail.com
Please i do not have much oh! Note that, all the needed fabrics, decorations etc are available and its just a small growing church.
Long live SDK!..........................................................................................................
LOCALLY FABRICATED DEHYDRATOR NEEDED.
Please I need a locally fabricated dehydrator that can dry fruits, tubers, nuts, grains excellently. If u can make one or knows someone who can, please holla my digits 08081725441 Zitel foods.
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RE-CHRONICLES POSTER WRITES IN TO CORRECT IMPRESSION
Hello Stella thanks for posting my "Chronicle of a Sex Starved Husband. God bless you and other BVs for the advice. But there is a problem ooo! I saw a reply from my supposed wife. I like to state here that the reply is not from my wife. Everything stated in that reply is not the situation of things in my house.
Me and my wife enjoy good relationship. I dont hit my wife I have never done that and will never do that. I provide for my wife and my son to the best of my ability. In fact I even pay somebody who comes around to do house chores just to make her comfortable in other for her to have time for me and my son. When it comes to taking care of the home front my wife is wow! She is d best cook, best mother etc. The only problem we have is the sex aspect.
I guess the reply is coming from somebody going through that not my wife. Please BVs don't crucify me oooo! That is not the situation of things in my house oooo! The woman think say Na her husband send am ooo.
Please Stella help me post this to set the record straight. Thanks alot.
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Vacancy for experienced tailor.
There is Vacancy for an experienced tailor at NK fashion by the new Rainoil at Okpanam, Asaba. Please call 08034623830 for further enquiries. Thank you.
God bless you Stella for your good works.Your 2017 will be better than 2016. Amen.
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INH URGENT MEMO
I need someone who can deliver these things tomorrow or Sunday to somewhere in Lagos
-Four bags of cheap rice
-four cartons of chicken buharitimes price.
-one carton of turkey
-one bag of beans.
one bag of garri.
-One big gallon of Vegetable oil
Two baskets of Tomatoes.
You must be willing to deliver and get credited as soon as you deliver to where i specify in Lagos
If you sell all these please send SDK mail with photos attached.
i WILL CREDIT YOUR ACCOUNT AS SOON AS YOU DELIVER THEM AND I CONFIRM..once bitten twice shy.
if you and i have done this before please contact me.
SDK.
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SIGNING OUT THIS FRIDAY!
TGIF🍹
ReplyDeleteHi5 Stella🙋!
Am touched by the numbers of babies we have started having,God is just too awesome,congratulations madam,congratulations to you too Stells. IHN to sexy
DeleteWlc ihn... God bless us all
DeleteLol @Photoshop pictures,ehe oga we don hear jaree goan take your wife to a counsellor before you kolo from starvation.
DeleteIHN is bae.
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeletePlease BVs
Is there any O -ve (O negative)or Rhesus negative mum in the house who is pregnant with her second child?
When did you take the Rhogam shot?
In my first pregnancy, I took the shot like 5hours after birth, I'm pregnant again, I wantu know if it's after birth again or I'll take at 28weeks or before.
One has to prepare financially for it.
Thanks.
Ihn is here.
DeleteLord pls pick my calls.
I will be following this comment as I am also O-ve(o negative) thou my baby was also negative but I had already paid a large sum for the injection so I told them to give me like that regardless of my child being O negetive as well.money cannot waste 😂
DeleteWell it depends on blood group of your second baby,if your baby's blood group is positive (+) den u will have to rhogam injection after delivery. Your baby's blood group can be determine immediately after birth.Am O-(negative) and I took the injections after each birth of my two kids.
DeleteIts After birth. M not one tho.
Deletecan't you go to the hospital? or you don't go for antenatal?
Deleteyou will be dumb when with a physical doctor and start tunning to ask jamb question i SDK blog, na wah!
IHN welcome. 🙌🙌🙌.
ReplyDeleteGod is good. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Etisalat network is been cray since morning. Na wa.
Thank you Lord for your Love.
ReplyDeleteIhn is bae, what's up today? Has anyone been able to decode our cookies and cream, I can hear NO...wait for the next ,24 or 48hrs I pray am not wrong....*side eyes @bvs lol
ReplyDeleteBooked!
ReplyDeleteThe kind of UNITY MMM is creating amongst Nigerians is very alarming cos it's only MMM that can comfortably and peacefully unite an average Igbo person and a Fulani Herdsman, a PDP die hard member and an APC member, a Born Again Christian and a Moslem fundamentalist, a Professor and an Aboki, a Pastor and a Native Doctor and finally Nnamdi Kanu's Brother and Buhari's Son.
ReplyDeleteThis is the same unity NYSC failed to bring to bear in Nigeria, therefore my advice to the federal government of Nigeria is to replace NYSC with MMM cos MMM has even made Biafrans forget that Nnamdi Kanu is still in jail. Ikwakwakwakwakwa 😆😜
Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)
Very funny.
DeleteExactly.
DeleteBut I love zarfund and bitcoin. That one na life investment. You can't be scared of someone running away or the site crashing because your money is safe in your block chain wallet.
Clown
DeleteHahhahaha hhahahahhahaahh. Kelvin you have a new bae in me. This is just so hilarious.
DeleteMscheeew
DeleteLol
DeleteLol
DeleteHeheheheh I wish i have liver to gamble. This mmm sure sounds interesting.
DeletePeople be preaching Mmm than the gospel of God. Ultimate cycler be showing them pepper since yesterday. Lols
DeleteLolzz
DeleteHello good pple of SDKB, how is your day going?
ReplyDeleteMa day is going fine.
DeleteHow u dey?
Today... I had the shock of my life!!
ReplyDeleteI visited an igbo girl today oh
As I was about leaving!! Imagine what happened??
The very girl I went to visit asked me for transport fare
I still haven't recovered from the shock though.. Abi she wan pay transport from her room to kitchen??
#DontQuoteMe#
LMAO
DeleteIzzz a lie Elastic! Kwakwakwakwakwa trust my Igbo chics na
DeleteLmao,this got me!!
DeleteYou is funnier.
DeleteYinmu
DeleteFunny
DeleteI love Fridays too, long IHN today
ReplyDeleteJH whov??
ReplyDeleteTGIF!
ReplyDeleteTGIF.
ReplyDeleteGod Bless Everyone.
Countdown to EXPERIENCE.
ReplyDeleteAm I first
ReplyDeleteFine babes abound on ds blog
ReplyDeletetgif
I've missed spontaneous post and ihn for some days now.
ReplyDeleteThat's how I went for immunization and they said the vaccine has finished.
I'm not even bothered sef, it's a new one, PCV.
How does ultimate cycler work please?
The site is down. I made 50 within 4 days.
DeleteHappy faces of IHN!
ReplyDeleteHehehehehe..brb ok
ReplyDeleteFriday ihn is here,the love of SDK is the beginning of wisdom,am walking in the street that I had to hang some were just to comment.
ReplyDeleteI think I smell a rat.
ReplyDeleteWhere is bv ELENA?
Sdk, did you stop enabling her comments?
Elena has offended SDK
Wahala dey.
I thought I was the only one that notice it
DeleteAfter that cookies nd cream comment
You may be right o.Been a while I saw her comments here.I love her personality here though,keeps it real.
Deletewelcome to IHN. wishing a yah all wonderful day ahead.
ReplyDeleteFriday ihn!
ReplyDeleteLols @ photoshop shade
Nice weekend to y'all
#SmartMarketer
Since you are a smart marketer why not register on zarfund an grow.
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ReplyDelete🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
DeleteThank God for you and God bless Stella. Aiyah.
DeleteGod bless Stella. Always
DeleteAwww Stella is a darling.
DeleteAwwwn this morning really nice! SDK bless your heart
DeleteOh wow. Bless you Stella for being a destiny helper. Aww.
DeleteMay heaven smile on you.
Thank God for you Oluyomi.
God bless your heart stella
DeleteIf you are stella's friend, she can dash you her own head. Thanks stella. God bless you today, tomorrow and forever
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ReplyDeleteWow,i jubilate on your behalf oluyomi,im very happy for you, to God be all the glory.
DeleteSdk wa gbayi!!!!, Bless ur kind heart always.
Awww
DeleteSDK, is nice like that
And you too Oluyomi deserve the help
You're one of the oldest,loyal and cool headed bv on here.
More favors are coming your way.
Stella is bae,u deserve it.
DeleteYea we thank God,he will continue to kip sdk nd bless her...
DeleteThat is great stella,congrat oluyomi
DeleteAunty she said DONT do it and you did it
DeleteNa wah oh
Congrats 😤 oluyomi
DeleteYou deserve it girl
You have a good heart ♥
Stella thanks for reaching out to her
Awwwww Sdk rocks! God bless her heart and replenish abundantly
DeleteLiving a married but single life is not a good idea at all. Never should the single ones in here allow the pressure of age is no longer on their side make them jump into marriage. I can barely feed mouth and am a breastfeeding mother for that matter. Who do I complain to, nobody I entered it with my clear eyes, I need to start up a pretti trade but how do I start, no fund,have not being able to feed properly. Enough said,I leave everything to God almighty.
ReplyDeleteYou are back with your beggy beggy.
DeletePlease wait for tomorrow to do your official begging.
You always have one thing or the other to lament about.
Same here...God will make a way.
DeleteHappy Friday everyone!
ReplyDeleteI missed all the drama here...
This week has been all about shopping... I love my clothes!
Can't wait for that way, already having sleepless night..lol
Sorry abt the gist, but mehn the whole thing is shacking me...hahahahahahaha!
I love and miss you all!
I pray I don't miss the Santa post o, my Santa must locate me *sideeyes*
You're getting married na. Stop being greedy. Leave santa for the Singles.
DeletePray to God to bless your boo
Awww congrats
DeleteCalabar chick,your Santa has located you already nah😉
DeleteYou got a boo!
Congrats 😤 dear
Beautiful photos of In House.
ReplyDeleteYour comment will be visible after approval.
I want ALL my old stuffs back. aaaaargh!!!!!
ReplyDeleteShout out to my blog boo, you know ya sef,happy wedding anniversary dear, I wish you plenty blissful years ahead. Kiss nwayoma for tell me, tell her we love her and are eager to welcome her into this Fuji house of commotion.
Kizzes dear. Don't forget to do the needful,don't fall my hand ooooh.
*grabs cucumber*
Beautiful day
ReplyDeleteGod bless us all on here
"four cartons of chicken buharitimes price".. kwakwakwa this line really cracked me up lol. Bless your heart Stella
After getting hurt again today, I have decided to be alone and leave courtship for now. I just clocked 33 few days ago, i used to get worried about ageing too fast, never again will I be worried. It's not just working for me and I can tell that it's because of my 35k salary and the poor job that I have that's why I can't find true love. I will wait, don't care about my age anymore. I just fear I may not see a true wife if I decide to wait till when God will pave way for me, and the truth of the matter is that I may not love the way I want to at the moment. The day God created woman, he has not rested. Some used to say after God fear woman but I think it's after woman fear God
ReplyDeleteJust chill.....
DeleteBut you want to marry on 35k salary? It's unfair to the woman and the unborn child.
Different strokes for different folks though. I'm sure you'll find your wife soon.
When there's no money in marriage, trust me, love will die. One can only manage for a while.
Can I hook u up? So sorry
DeleteIt will get better, just be positive.
DeleteEeyah....sorry, may God give you your own partner very soon. We all have our stories to tell.
DeletePut more effort..... Double your hustle.
DeleteKpele dear.
DeleteWow stella,our babies are coming in early,it only shows that God is able and he is bringing his promises to pass.
Welcome IHN.
how can you even be thinking of a woman in this your condition?
Deletewhat wife? you want to suffer her and also bring forth children to come and suffer?
misplaced priority!
go and make money first!
the only woman you should be thinking of now is your mum and how u will take care of her.
seriously do you get erection too? hian!
Life is like DAT dear,don't ever give up because God's time is always the best
DeleteIf you hear woman own, you go fear yourself because you are a man. It's never late for a man. just focus on yourself for now and pray for God to make way for you. you will be surprised that the person you will meet will not even ask you for a penny. All those ones breaking your heart are making way for the God sent one.
DeleteDont feel heartbroken, God of shiloh will visit ur case. Praise him for his finger nd you will see his mighty hand.
DeleteSome people even get married without job or salary, don't expect to marry a girl who like human hair nd material things. Look for your size. Hope you have not been participating in SnM because you won't get a wife there.
DeleteThose ones love money
Dont be discouraged. That you have been meeting the wrong womem doesnt mean women are bad. Just keep working on building yourself. Stop seeing it like a 35k job, see it as a trail period from which you will take off one day. I stand in the gap today for you and for all heartbroken people everywhere, everyone of us shall find true love irrespective of our current position and financial capabilities. Amen
DeleteOga be sincere with ursef. 35k wey u dey earn e reach u? U wan come anoda human to d pic.
DeleteAnd as a typical nigerian u go start to dey born immediately on top 35k naa. Pity ursef na. If you fail to plan u plan to fail
I thought this is from a woman at first. Nawa Oooo
DeleteI don't want a relationship but we can be friends. Drop your number, I'll call you. Don't be sad, all will be well
DeleteIHN is here, whoop whoop!
ReplyDeleteTGIF
Faces of IHN, y'all are pretty. Countdown to Christmas, my booboo kitty's birthday is on boxing day. So much to do, cake, decorations, souvenirs, dj, photoshoot, food, drinks, clowns etc. Ha! I'm exhausted already just thinking how busy this month is gonna be. All this stress for a baby, issoria.
Can't wait to play santa tomorrow.
Have a great day lovelies. Enjoy your weekend.
HBD to ur little kitty in advance.
DeleteWhen you walk up to opportunities door, don't knock... Kick it in, smile and introduce yourself.
ReplyDeleteHaha
DeleteWelcome IHN
ReplyDeleteBeautiful Friday everyone may God bless our hussle , jazakallahu khairan.
ReplyDeleteThe gap teeth is all i see, yea we rock like that. Big hugs to precious
DeleteEmjay, is it visible now? *confused*
Precious,you're so beautiful, Casey,you look calm & lovely.Congrats to the new mother. Glory be to God for safe delivery.
ReplyDeleteGod Bless Everyone.
Yipee!! I can smell Xmas.
ReplyDeletePrecious,you're so beautiful, Casey,you look calm & lovely.Congrats to the new mother. Glory be to God for safe delivery.
ReplyDeleteGod Bless Everyone.
Person for visa,if you have up to 1.5mil,can connect you with the person that did Fr my sister in law in US now.
ReplyDeleteFace of ihn,the second one.too much photo shop on your pix.nothing like been one's natural self.
ReplyDeletePresh and Casey, Una fine o. Welcome IHN
DeleteThe two faced of IHN are cool,but as I'm not a fan of gap teeth,the second face does it for me...even with all the filter.
ReplyDeleteI hate harmattan so much...#bringbackourrainyseason.
IHN rocks! Beautiful babes out here as face of IHN. I need to gather liver send my own too. Biko, any vacancy for experienced hire in Abuja, I'd really like to relocate there. Please holla
ReplyDeleteToo much filter is all I see...welcome in house
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas in advance you all!
Congratulations to the ttc mother.
ReplyDeleteThe 1st face of IHN,I like your gap,beautiful.
The 2nd face looks more like a poster.
1st Face of ihn has long face just like me and Buhari... Haha
DeleteIHN is here
ReplyDeletewelcome IHN.
ReplyDeletefaces of IHN easy with the photoshop na, thoh i like the gap tooth of the face of IHN, photoshop has made the second lady almost faded out of the pics.
nice pics thoh.
Poster looking for american visa. Try applying as a family. Your parents, siblings, husband, and or kids. They give families most times bcuz all the whole generation would not run away from Nigeria lol. But if u apply as a single lady they will hardly give thinking u will not come back or u want to go and marry white and get stay.
ReplyDeletewhy are all browsers always frozen wjen its time for IHN, well this happen most of the times.
ReplyDeletePretty faces of Ihn, may God bless you plenty Stella darling
ReplyDeleteVacancy post requesting for 25 years and below pls fear God! Haba na...
ReplyDeleteIt would have been better to say 18 years and below with 10 years experience.
DeleteTGIF!!!
ReplyDeleteThank God for safe delivery, I pray that the good Lord will also help all the other mothers.
ReplyDeleteIhn face over photoshoped,and it is called gap tooth not centre part
ReplyDeletePls oh,i need someone to play me santa this xmas
Oga abegi keep quiet. U no dey shame say ur wife dey deny u sex when others dey tell their wife to follow them small small, that sex no be food so that the hubby no go die b4 his time bcoz of Toto and enjoyment. Abegi check urself where you are not doing d right and make amends instead of talking wetin no get head.
ReplyDelete*APC 1:1-16*
ReplyDeleteOur Reading For Today Is Taken From The Book Of APC Chapter 1 Verse 1 To 16....
1. And it came to pass, when the Lord would punish Nigeria, that he gave them a president
under whose hand they were mightily oppressed.
2. Before he ascended the throne, he made them hope, with all manner of promises,
that he would bring them to the promised land before the coming year began.
3. Thus the inhabitants of Nigeria grew restless with their good condition, and sorely
vexed the president under whose hand they had prospered, so that he would not have the office of the president again, but rather resented it.
4. In those days also the Boko haramites laid siege to the north, and slew of the people three and twenty thousand, intending to set up a kingdom which would be ruled by Islam.
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5. Thus the inhabitants of Nigeria remembered not the good deeds of Jonathan, but thrust him out of the throne, and made Buhari president in his stead.
6. Buhari was two-score and twelve years old when he began to reign. He reigned one and a half years in Nigeria, and the land became impoverished under
him and the hausites, the igbolites and yorubites began murmuring against the President.
7. But the President continued to persecute also a few of the people, accusing them and casting them into prison. Thus, the opposition was subdued, the people could not find bread and rice to eat and there was hunger in the land.
8. And the end became uncertain as there was
wailing and gnashing of teeth and as soon as the president heard this he began to travel around d the world and in the middle of his reign he launched a campaign to say to the people "Change begins with you.
9. And in those days, there came a disagreement between the president and his household. And the woman of his 'old age (not youth)' chastised him in a proverb saying 'he who the gods want to remove from position he first makes deaf', as he no longer listens to her.
10. In response to her, while in a far away land with the Germanites, he rebuked her and reminded her of her duties as a wife, saying "while he belongs to everybody and nobody, 'she belongs to the kitchen, the living room and the other room'".
11. And these sentences caused
uproar and division in the land, which greatly caused division in the land among its inhabitants..
12 Tell it not in Germany. Tell it not in the streets of Abuja, how art the mighty fallen? Knoweth thou not that Sai Buhari has goofed and it's now "to your tents oh Nigerians!
13. And it came to pass, the eleventh month in the year twenty fifteen, that the LORD sent forth an Ideology through the Son of Sergey, the Russianite whose name was Mavrodi.
14. For he shalt take the people out of slavery and deliver them out of poverty through that Ideology called MMM.
15. CBNites and SECnites shall gang up and fight against thee but thou shalt conquer.
16. And for ye thou follow Zarfund,mmm and ultimate cycles, thou shalt be safe and be delivered from slavery and poverty. Amen.
Can't stop laffin abeg
#ilovecopypaste
Hahahaha
DeleteNa who you write this plenty epistles for?😠😠😠
DeleteFor you KIDS
DeleteFunny u.
DeleteLmfaoooooooo kwakwakwa omg oooo! I swear down.. the person who compiled this is good mehn! Lemme read again
DeleteWow! Nice one. Very creative thought. :)
DeleteI love Fridays!
ReplyDeleteGod bless us all in this season.
ReplyDeleteHappy weekend to Everybody.
ReplyDeleteGod Bless Everyone.
Good Friday
ReplyDeleteIhn is here.....Greetings to every1
ReplyDeleteMtcheew.. I tried my best.. Lol.. I love you all
ReplyDeleteStella Snm December already.... Let me see if God of the 11th hour, God of the 12th month, God of Shiloh will do it for me
DeleteHahahahahaha..you tried your best to be first to comment abi.hahahahahaha...😛😛😛😝😝😝Ntooorrr
DeletePrecious, u are beautiful..... I love ur teeth.
ReplyDeleteThat hair didn't do ur fine face any justice.
Brb.......
Yessss ooo.
Deleteibk window teeth is bae.
Ihn welcome. God bless all givers. God bless santa Stella.
ReplyDeleteGod bless my Angel
Wow, it's IHN again
ReplyDeleteMy favourite post on stella's blog
Happy weekend to you all
That's my one and only beautiful Precious Ibk. Fine girl, better pikin 😘😘😘😘😘
ReplyDeleteHoly Ghost congress is here *dancing* i can't wait o. #CompleteRestoration
Casey you beautiful. Easy with the photoshop
Delete@Precocious ibik ,u look good & sweet .I would hv come you but u r Enugu state.
ReplyDeleteJames, better go for her and give her skin to skin.
DeleteHahahaha
"so he promised you the world, where do you want the rest of us to live"?
ReplyDeleteFine girl with open teeth. Beautiful faces of IHN.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on your bundle. God bless and keep her.
Which one is cheap rice biko? Lol. Rice na rice o. Someone is about to enjoy "stomach infrastructure" abi wetin dem dey call am? lol
Chronicles poster you sound like a better man. May God settle your home
ReplyDeleteLast in-house for the week and beautiful faces.
ReplyDeleteSo Betty will die today All roads lead to love?
Betty will die? I missed yesterday's episode tho!
DeleteBetty will die? Ha! I've missed several episodes.
DeleteBut i thought Pablo was gonna give her his kidney or what again now
Please o this is a memo to people sending pics to IHN.pls don't send photoshopped pictures o.We need real beauties not a wayor beauty.
ReplyDeleteChronicle of starved hubby hehehehehe....u never mentioned you enjoybgood relationship with wify in ur last post oooo lol...Thought as much that the reply was from the wrong person. We yaf heard...
ReplyDeleteTgif....THank God for all testimonies from TTC women. The Lord is ever faithful.
Face of IHN una fine but the Photoshop no be here....
Sdk for eternity.....
anon 2:05 please mail me
ReplyDeleteWow! God just picked somebody's call now ooo wow wow wow
DeleteRe-chronicle poster,I really didn't read ur previous post but I will advice you focus on your business for now.I think that's what you need right away.
ReplyDelete@beautiful Casey ,u look beautiful but I am not attracted .I don't know why cox I just can't place it
ReplyDeleteIt was good the sex starved hubby came to correct the impression.
ReplyDeletehahahaha at four bags of cheap rice... is it abakiliki rice or china rice you want. Everybody dont want buhari period, no be una vote for him?
ReplyDeletehahahaha i read a funny post on facebook this afternoon. It goes like this.....
A certain 9ja lady got married to a chinese man and was pregnant, after 9months d 9ja lady put 2 bed but the child died after 6 months. At the funeral of the baby while everybody was crying, d 9ja lady sister was crying and shouting i knew it will not last. Then some people around took her to a corner and asked her what did she knew, then she said "I KNOW CHINA PRODUCTS NO DEY LAST..."
Today is a busy day. Today is our party day, gonna rock it wella. Chai i hope wont meet hold up with this Experience 2016 ooo.
Too many adverts for jobs but i am sure say the amount no go pass N30,000 to N50,000 una weldone ooo. We no blame una, na vuhari cause am
The first face of IHN kind of looks like SDK. The same skin colour, nose and hairstyle (I don't know about the dentition though!). I had to look closely before I realised it wasn't SDK.
ReplyDeleteEverly, u get eyes
DeleteYou don't say? You mean our very own yellow Sdk looks like her? Phewww
DeleteD hair style is d causer of the resemblanve
Deletebeautiful faces of IHN, I like your gap tooth precious, another TTC baby God you are highly lifted, TGIF and experience waooo, I so much love Fridays biko
ReplyDeletehahahaha Anon 2:05 it is well with you. Go to the village and look for 1 girl there abi na lagos babe you dey wait for. Dem tear eyes too much ooo.
ReplyDeleteChai see story of brokeass bros. Sorry ooo. Abeg Stella no vex oooo say i talk like this
Best blog ever
ReplyDeleteHave a lovely weekend all my blof friend.
ReplyDeleteOn the first day of Christmas my bf gave to me....1 Tom Tom, 2chocolates and a candy in a red pack...On the second day of Christmas my bf gave to me...2 Tom Tom, 3 chocolates and a candy in a red pack..I'm composing Christmas Carol,inbox me for the full song.hehehehehe
ReplyDeleteOn the first day of Christmas my bf gave to me....1 Tom Tom, 2chocolates and a candy in a red pack...On the second day of Christmas my bf gave to me...2 Tom Tom, 3 chocolates and a candy in a red pack..I'm composing Christmas Carol,inbox me for the full song.hehehehehe 😆😆😆
ReplyDeleteLovely faces today, lovely weekend to everyone
ReplyDeleteIhn rocks!!!
ReplyDeletePhew, all I typed just vanished away ,nawa oo
Faces of ihn, unu try
God bless the givers and receivers...
Mercy Lord!!!,the heat is burning me up,,,aarrrrhhhh
contact me for your celebration cakes and cupcakes
*Faithful bv*
Holla to my peeps🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋.... Y'all know yourselves!!!
ReplyDeleteNo strength for roll call today, lemme go and sleep in preparation for Santa's post for tomorrow... No sleeping from tonight, can't come and go and miss this giveaway!!!
Stella, you must enjoy me, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Ps:where is that "Stella you must enjoy me" bv sef??? 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
If you are a single lady/man, please go for counselling before going into a life time contract (marriage) with your fiance(cee). Ejoor o!
ReplyDeleteIn marriage i can guarantee that you’re going to have episodes, you’re going to have seasons, you’re going to have times when those walls go flying up, where you don’t want to spend twenty minutes connecting, when you’d rather not be God with skin on because it’s hard. I want to promise you that you can get to the other side of those painful times; but you’ve got to connect emotionally to your spouse.
Connection matter in marriage. If you are not emotionally connected to a man/woman please DON NOT MARRY HIM/HER PLEASE!!!
I read a story Stella posted yesterday ( http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2016/12/the-wedding-didnt-hold-because-bride.html ) and it broke my heart to tiny bits.
Its so disheartening and at the same time i feel so happy for the man because he just dodged a bullet.
Marriage isnt a child's play, your contribution(s)(financially,emotionally morally etc) to it as wife matters too.
I implore all mothers all over the world reading this to please TRAIN YOUR CHILD WELL(in a Godly way). Take cognizance to every of their actions and moves.
Ako ni bi omo to ma joju ti wa ni oruko Jesu.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Bvs comments on IHN 3
ReplyDeleteLoveme jeje says:
Good afternoon everybody.
This our God is a big God. Some of you don't believe that he still answer prayers, start to believe now.
Something happened during our deliverance service last Friday. A man was brought in by his relatives, he was sick for 8 years. His sickness was that he was always feeling cold. Nothing they did not do to make him ok. In this hot Lagos weather they used 4 blankets to wrap him up, he was still shaking. When our Bishop touched him and prayed for him, ants started coming out of his skin, hundreds of ants, ushers quickly brought insecticides and sprayed on them and they just disappeared. After some minutes, the man started sweating. He was healed. You see, it was evil people disturbing him. God is using that my Bishop. There is another deliverance service this Friday, you can come and be healed too.
Let me go and eat amala and coke.
Droyalty, are you enjoying the book? Come and give us story let me laugh small.
Eno says:
Hmmmm, just when I thought my troubles are over, now this again. Where will I start from God?
A good samaritan helped me with a container here after months of begging for one here. I started my small business thanking God for his mercies until the rain that fell yesterday. The street where I was selling is usually flooded anytime it rains. That yesterday, I had gone to pick my daughter in school when the rain started and by the time it stopped and I came back, I did not see my container again at the spot where I mounted it. Neighbours said the flood had carried it away. I fainted immediately. Now I'm lying on the hospital bed as I type this. I just wish the doctor can inject me let me die. I'm tired of this life.
The General's Wife says:
Hello dollss!
Calabar chick, Rolex baibe, ibukunoluwa and my other babes in the house.
How is this weekend gonna be?
Me and the kids are gonna turn up at a friend's kid's birthday party Saturday evening. Ya'll are invited lol.
This kids will not kill me, they have being troubling me about this party since last week.
The first day the news of the party was broken to me was last Saturday, I had just returned from Oyingbo market where I had gone to buy some soup ingredients including snails. Oh my goodness! Snails are so expensive now, I bought 10k worth and they were not as much as the 7k own I bought the last time.
Now back to my gist, immediately I got back, I met my friend waiting for me at home. She told me her daughter's birthday was coming up this Saturday and that I should not miss it for anything in the world as it's gonna be HOT.
So when she left, my eldest daughter started interrogation o, she asked me when I will celebrate my own birthday, she asked how old I was, how old her daddy was, at what age did I get married, how old was I when I had her bla bla bla..
My dearies, by the time we were done and I went into the kitchen with the maid to start soup preparation, alas! all the snails were gone, I guess they all crawled away through the back door while we were gisting in the living room. 10k snails gone like that! I was so pained, not because of the money, but because of the stress of going all the way to Oyingbo market. I quickly called the General who was already on his way to see us and told him to get me snails on the way.
I'm tired of typing already, will bring you gist from the party next week.
Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa
This is for fun ooo. No one should take it south o. Loveme jeje, na you say make I bring funny story come and I promised you one. No report me to your Bishop o, you know say I be your friend. Thanks for the book dear. Kizzes.
Bvs comments on IHN 3
ReplyDeleteLoveme jeje says:
Good afternoon everybody.
This our God is a big God. Some of you don't believe that he still answer prayers, start to believe now.
Something happened during our deliverance service last Friday. A man was brought in by his relatives, he was sick for 8 years. His sickness was that he was always feeling cold. Nothing they did not do to make him ok. In this hot Lagos weather they used 4 blankets to wrap him up, he was still shaking. When our Bishop touched him and prayed for him, ants started coming out of his skin, hundreds of ants, ushers quickly brought insecticides and sprayed on them and they just disappeared. After some minutes, the man started sweating. He was healed. You see, it was evil people disturbing him. God is using that my Bishop. There is another deliverance service this Friday, you can come and be healed too.
Let me go and eat amala and coke.
Droyalty, are you enjoying the book? Come and give us story let me laugh small.
Eno says:
Hmmmm, just when I thought my troubles are over, now this again. Where will I start from God?
A good samaritan helped me with a container here after months of begging for one here. I started my small business thanking God for his mercies until the rain that fell yesterday. The street where I was selling is usually flooded anytime it rains. That yesterday, I had gone to pick my daughter in school when the rain started and by the time it stopped and I came back, I did not see my container again at the spot where I mounted it. Neighbours said the flood had carried it away. I fainted immediately. Now I'm lying on the hospital bed as I type this. I just wish the doctor can inject me let me die. I'm tired of this life.
The General's Wife says:
Hello dollss!
Calabar chick, Rolex baibe, ibukunoluwa and my other babes in the house.
How is this weekend gonna be?
Me and the kids are gonna turn up at a friend's kid's birthday party Saturday evening. Ya'll are invited lol.
This kids will not kill me, they have being troubling me about this party since last week.
The first day the news of the party was broken to me was last Saturday, I had just returned from Oyingbo market where I had gone to buy some soup ingredients including snails. Oh my goodness! Snails are so expensive now, I bought 10k worth and they were not as much as the 7k own I bought the last time.
Now back to my gist, immediately I got back, I met my friend waiting for me at home. She told me her daughter's birthday was coming up this Saturday and that I should not miss it for anything in the world as it's gonna be HOT.
So when she left, my eldest daughter started interrogation o, she asked me when I will celebrate my own birthday, she asked how old I was, how old her daddy was, at what age did I get married, how old was I when I had her bla bla bla..
My dearies, by the time we were done and I went into the kitchen with the maid to start soup preparation, alas! all the snails were gone, I guess they all crawled away through the back door while we were gisting in the living room. 10k snails gone like that! I was so pained, not because of the money, but because of the stress of going all the way to Oyingbo market. I quickly called the General who was already on his way to see us and told him to get me snails on the way.
I'm tired of typing already, will bring you gist from the party next week.
Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa
This is for fun ooo. No one should take it south o. Loveme jeje, na you say make I bring funny story come and I promised you one. No report me to your Bishop o, you know say I be your friend. Thanks for the book dear. Kizzes.
IHN abiala, Stella nwanyioma anam ekeleooooooo
ReplyDelete@Kelvin that Edo whale, don't ever in your miserable life make fun of Nnamdi Kalu or Biafra. Stay on your lane
ReplyDelete@Elastic,you tribalistic Yoruba cow .She asked for it instead of stealing with juju like your iPhone thieving brother
ReplyDeletePeople should consider both sides when saying "please i want so so so services on a low key budget, if your prices are not friendly pls don't bother to call". We know there's economic recession in the country but people should also know that those service providers spent quite some money to get the skills and they need money too.I mean,it doesn't make sense spending 150k to go through make up training and someone is expecting to pay 10k for a bridal makeover.#JUST SAYING.
ReplyDeleteDon't call if you can't, you want to make the 150 on top one person face
DeletePrecious is pretty.
ReplyDeletecassey is sexy.
I pray i dnt miss the santa post as nepa dey do us strong thing for our area.
No light for the past 6dys.
Make all my neighbors no go strike say they no go on gen tomorrow.
#iyanumashele
Oluyomi your santa came early. Thank you Stella. God bless you.
ReplyDeleteStella why don't we have the serious gbaguans of the week post? It's just a suggestion ma
ReplyDeleteOsheyy, gap tooth, I just love people with gap tooth, I wish I had it, chai.
ReplyDeleteChi Exotic, Nurse Eliza aka Elena her Majesty have offended the gods, I'm guessing the same thing applies to Moneymaker's wife. Since that her 'buruhaha' with xxxTrinityxxx, her comments stopped appearing her. Maybe she also insulted Stella. MMW, if really you insulted my blog bff, oya come and apologise, she will forgive you. You know I like you too.
ReplyDeleteOluyomi, enjoy jare. Stella is kind like that. May God bless her kind heart.
All this peeps saying be natural, too much filter, una no dey edit pic,evn if na small,, ooya send in ur face mke we see na. Mtchew
ReplyDeleteOluyomi i was sleepy enabling comments and i really didnt see that...i warned you not to do this and you even went to facebook...i am unfriending you and blocking you since you dont respect privacy.
ReplyDeleteStella that's very nice of you. Pls don't unfriendly oluyomi, she's only showing her appreciation and sharing her testimony too.
DeleteSdk let's be friends:)
DeleteI guess she was just overwhelmed with happiness.
DeleteAaaahhh! Egba mi ooo no vex for her na ejooor
DeleteShe's just overwhelmed! Biko gbaghara nwanyi oma
Ghen Ghen. Abeg, forgive her
ReplyDeleteOooh! Oluyomi you took it too far going to Facebook. Blog, phone and email no reach you to say thank you. Stella don't be annoyed, thanks for helping her. Pls come and play santa for me and credit my own account. Asides God, no one else will know. See, I swear.
ReplyDelete#Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chance you have in trying to change others*
ReplyDeletePrecious your gap tooth is beauriful. I like. Just like mine.
ReplyDeleteHappy Friday everyone.
Stella please forgive her. Her excitement made her do it. Abeg I beg on her behalf.
ReplyDelete